The Romance Is Wrong
In the hustle and bustle of a crowded street, a hurried man was rushing to an appointment. He was late. He was always late but today he
couldn't be late. In his haste, however, the man collided with a woman, their belongings scattering across the pavement. Startled, the both apologize before they both stoop down to retrieve their fallen items, their movements frantic and harried.
In their frenzy–their hands touch and they lock eyes. For a fleeting moment, time seemed to stand still, the cacophony of the city fading into the background as the song of the world shifted around them.
In that brief moment of connection, something sparked between them. But as quickly as it had begun, the moment passed, and they hastily averted their gaze, cheeks flushing with embarrassment. The song returns to normal as the two rise to their feet and introduce themselves.
They don't know it yet, but it will be the start of a beautiful romance.
A beautiful... and wrong romance. An
imperfect romance. Nimrod frowned. It wasn't right.
Those words haunted him. Nimrod turned his attention to another part of his Domain with a furrowed brow. More romances, all around, each at different stages of development, not a single one right. Each one
wrong.
It shouldn't have been possible.
He was the Domain Lord of this realm, a realm born from the depths of his mind and shaped as he willed it to be. A world of perfect romance, just as the great projector showed him. Yet it wasn't perfect. It wasn't like the projection. That tale of star-crossed lovers amidst a backdrop of sweeping landscapes and passionate embraces that inspired him so. But how could that be when this world was his?
The question nodded him gnawed at him.
Why was it that no matter how hard he tried, the people of his realm seemed incapable of understanding of true love?
Nimrod had crafted every detail meticulously, the picturesque hills, the dreary but bustling cities, the charming holiday villages, all in accordance with the projection. The setting was
perfect. But his subjects, the Toons who inhabited the realm, just
refused do it right.
Time and time again, Nimrod would orchestrate chance encounters between would-be lovers, only to watch in frustration as they bumbled through awkward conversations and missed opportunities. They laughed, they danced, they even professed their affections for one another, but it was never
right.
Nimrod watched yet another failed attempt at romance unfold in a small village. The woman had chosen to focus on her career as a shoe shiner in the city rather than abandon it all for what should have been the love of her life. It made the God-King angry. How could anything be worth more than love? Why couldn't they see that true love conquers all?
Only the puppets, the false people born directly from his mind, only they could do it right. Except… even they would eventually begin to fail if left alone for long enough. Infected by whatever un-romantic sickness that led the other Toons to do romance so imperfectly. So
wrong.
As he pondered what he could do to set things right, a thought came to Nimrod's mind. Perhaps, he reasoned, he simply needed to be more forceful in his guidance. After all, as the Domain Lord, it was his responsibility to ensure that everything within his realm followed his vision. If the Toons couldn't grasp the
true love on their own, then he would have to show them the way.
Nimrod smiled as he began his work. This would make things right. This would make his Domain perfect.
Their love would be perfect.
AN: I was actually going to go into what Nimrod does, but I think the implication is more horrifying then anything I could write. This omake was inspired by the fact that Domain Lord Domains are inspired by movies and that Romance movies are kind of creepy. Like, if you just twist their tropes a bit things get scary very fast. Not as fast as comedies (which get disturbing as soon as characters stop laughing) but still.
Anyways, hope you liked the omake!