Chapter 29: Mass Destruction (The King's Game)
- Location
- Vault 111
- Pronouns
- He/him
Evening came, and Makoto had split off as we Yasogami students headed towards our hotel. Kashiwagi-sensei had picked it out, so alarm bells were already ringing in my head even before we got to the place. Our accommodation was called the Seaside Clamshell Inn, and as I suspected it happened to be a love hotel. Thankfully, Kashiwagi-sensei had the sense to segregate boys from girls, and I'm pretty sure we were all too tired from both the long trip and the tour around Gekkoukan for anyone to try some hanky-panky. (Not that it stopped some more courageous students from trying, mind you.)
I then overheard a rather familiar voice coming from a nearby rooftop, and Yosuke looked around for the source. A bear mascot jumped down from the rooftop, and Teddie was somehow standing right in front of us. Puzzled as to how our ursine friend made it all the way from Inaba to Tatsumi Port Island, we asked him how he got there, then Teddie explained that he stopped buying Topsicles and saved his Junes salary for transportation. As to why he joined us, he was hanging on to the promise of Chie going out on a date with him, which Chie wasn't categorically denying but neither was she confirming it either. Since we were free the next day, Rise and I volunteered to show the gang around the place, and we agreed to take Teddie along, even if he was technically an uninvited guest.
Of course, that left one little problem - Teddie's accommodation. The money he had save was solely for getting to Tatsumi Port Island, so he didn't have a place to stay. Kashiwagi-sensei then saw Teddie as she stepped out of the hotel door, and wondered what he was. I quickly managed to bluff that Teddie was a stuffed toy I had just made, and somehow she bought it. The bear stood as still as a rock, and I realized that him coming all the way to this place was his way of showing his affection for our little group. I felt my bond with the mascot slash golden boy deepen.
The accommodations were indeed what was more apt for a love hotel than a standard hotel, with a water bed and a remote-controlled bed that rotated if you pressed some buttons. Not minding the fact that someone likely used the bed I'd sleep in to conceive a kid, I fell asleep, exhausted after the day's events.
The next day, we spent the morning at Gekkoukan, continuing the school tour, then adjourned right before lunch, where Makoto met us at the school gate and took us to a small eatery that looked cozy and smelled really nice. Makoto then talked to a man in the kitchen who I didn't see right away, but after a while my friend took our food orders and relayed it to the man in the kitchen. After a while, a delicious lunch arrived our way, carried by Makoto and the other man who I could now see. He wore a maroon peacoat even in a warm September, and had shaggy brown hair and a sullen expression that nonetheless betrayed warmth. Makoto introduced the other guy as Shinjiro Aragaki, a friend of his and proprietor of the small place we were in. Shinjiro-san corrected him, saying that he was more of a friend to Makoto's sister Kotone, but with a tone of affection in his voice. Thanking our host for the food, we dug in and had a great time.
Makoto then told me that he DJ'd as a side gig, and invited us to Club Escapade at the Paulownia Mall that evening. I protested that we were underaged, but my friend pointed out that he was only 19 and that he got in there as a high schooler, so maybe it wasn't exactly a seedy place. Even so, since most of my friends were from a sleepy rural town and everyone save Rise hadn't been to one, the club felt rather sophisticated and adult. Another familiar voice greeted us at the club, and we saw Naoto Shirogane standing at the foot of the stairs leading to the private rooms. Naoto asked us if we were allowed to be here, which was rather hypocritical because as a first-year student he was younger than us. Naoto then moved to leave, but we weren't letting the kid detective go without hanging with our team for a bit. Not only were we curious as to how he did detective work at a tender young age, we also got a bit fond of the kid, even if we didn't admit it at that point. Rise then went towards the front desk, wanting to see if she could get a private room reserved for our group. The live band had just finished their set, and I could see Makoto already setting up his turntable and other DJ gear on the stage. With Naoto waiting with us for Rise's results, I could see Kanji off to the side, still finding it awkward spending some time around the kid he was crushing on.
Rise had managed to reserve a private room on the second floor of the club, and we marveled at the array of finger foods and drinks in front of us. She explained how two years ago, the power at the club was on the fritz, causing Risette's gig to be cancelled, and to make up for it the club allowed her to pull some strings and get our little private party going. The nice thing about the private room was that the music was piped in via the PA system, so we could hear whatever cool beats Makoto had brewing even from upstairs.
So we ate and drank, taking in our fill of Club Escapade's offerings. I could see that some of us were already getting into the spirit after a few drinks, with Teddie being rather handsy with the still embarrassed Kanji and Yukiko now giggling after the bear-in-human-form made a bad pun, their faces clearly flushed. Yosuke wondered if the drinks were spiked - none of us wanted to be nabbed for underaged drinking - and Rise denied it, even as she looked like she was falling under the influence.
The impish part of me had an idea to prove the drinks weren't spiked, however. I drank down a glass of what looked and tasted like soda, and unbuttoned my shirt halfway down to make sure I didn't overheat, and gulped down glass after glass. I wasn't feeling soused yet, so maybe there really wasn't any alcohol in the drinks. However, at least three of my friends were acting like they had drunk a lot already - so was it the atmosphere?
Rise then called for us to start the King's Game, a party game where you draw lots, and whoever gets to be the King can give orders to a person they pick from a set of numbers. (Like a lot of party games, this can get either very horny or very awkward, or even both, pretty quickly.) She told Kanji to get the chopsticks ready, and even as he protested she reminded him that "the King's orders are absolute", so I decided to humor her instead and got Rise the chopsticks instead. One of them was marked with a red marker, meaning whoever got it would be the king, and as Kanji wondered how I got those I reminded him again that the King's orders were absolute.
On our first draw, Teddie drew the marked pair of chopsticks, meaning he'd be the King for the first round. Given how libertine the bear was, I knew it wasn't gonna end well, but we decided to throw caution to the wind anyway. He ordered #3 to "come suck face" with him, and immediately puckered his cheeks in preparation. #3 happened to be Kanji, who was rather reluctant to share a kiss with the pretty boy mascot, but that didn't stop Teddie from practically molesting the guy, sadly.
We all drew chopstick lots again as we considered the round over. This time, I had gotten the marked pair, so that made me King. Right there and then, Makoto switched to a really catchy song, whose lyrics I'll be sharing for posterity as I announced my kingship in style.
BABYBABYBABYBABY
Yeah!
I had brought my pair of TV World glasses, put them on my face, then tossed the pair of chopsticks into the air as my shirt came fully undone, showing something that I'm pretty sure Rise had fantasized for a while now. "I'm the king", I crooned suavely as I showed everyone the marked chopsticks.
Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality
Never beat charity
The enemy you're fighting covers all society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here, gotta fight
(All night)
At this revelation Chie looked rather embarrassed, Yukiko was still giggling at the entire affair, and Rise suggested someone to sit on my lap. The two "drunk" girls began sharing rather saucy suggestions between each other, and I decided to break the deadlock by throwing a dart at the dartboard to call my first order as King. "Number 2", I called as I threw the dart, which landed exactly where I aimed it at.
Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow-motion, give me motivation
Freaked out now, and dead on arrival
(What?)
I then told #2 to sit on my lap, who then revealed themselves as Chie Satonaka. Rise and I reminded her that the king's orders were absolute, so even as she was clearly reluctant about the entire affair Chie began sitting on my lap, slowly but surely. (It probably didn't help that I knew she was the one girl in our group who wasn't obviously into me, and that she was sober unlike the other two girls.). She then immediately stood up, still flustered, and Yukiko immediately cradled her arms around my neck and sat in my lap sideways, not minding that I had rejected her some time ago. The inn heiress proceeded to embarrass our tomboy friend even more by hugging me closer, and it was really hard for me to maintain a stoic expression at the fact that a girl was getting really handsy with me.
Round up around, spit out
All over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)
Of course, Rise who definitely had the biggest crush on me of the three wasn't gonna take this lying down, so she booted Yukiko off my lap with her hips, then rested her head on my lap while Yukiko hugged me again from the other side, while a miffed Chie watched from beside us.
Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal
Moment of truth, There ain't no truce
You're the only one, one world, one love
But the battle goes on, Shadows of mass destruction
Yosuke predictably complained at me hogging the girls of the group, but I was still fully in-character and reminded him I was the king.
Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada
The next round had Yukiko as King (or shall we say, Queen), and this time her dare was for us to share an embarrassing secret. She called in the previously reticent Naoto, and the kid detective was taken aback at being called on the spot. He agreed, in exchange for us telling him our own embarrassing story, and he then confessed that he couldn't think of an embarrassing tale. Naoto then told us his family's history, with him being a fifth-generation detective, the Shirogane clan having been in the business for over a century. That reminded Chie of a detective she saw in the movies whose name escapes me at the moment (Kindaichi? Kuzunoha?). Yeah, that wasn't embarrassing at all. But Yukiko found it A-OK, so instead she shared an embarrassing secret of her own, by confessing to Naoto our whole Investigation Team business, clearly addled by her drunken state, and even telling the detective our Persona powers. (Thankfully these weren't the kind of superpowers that go away if you tell someone your secret). Naturally, Naoto found it hard to believe, and pointed out that the drinks really weren't spiked, or couldn't have been alcoholic to begin with. He let us know that Club Escapade hadn't served alcohol since the past year due to a spate of drunk driving incidents, so that meant that Teddie, Rise and Yukiko all got drunk on the atmosphere of the place. I mean, I had downed my fair share of drinks and I didn't even so much feel a buzz.
The girls were still rather soused on our way out of the club, and Makoto nodded at me as we escorted them back to our hotel.
The third and last day of our school trip came, and by the afternoon we would be on our way back to Inaba. We spent the morning at a gift shop looking for souvenirs (I got a lamp for Nanako and some mochi for Marie), and then spent lunch at Hagakure Ramen at the shopping district near Iwatodai Station, and enjoyed the great ramen the place served. I had of course eaten there a few times as a kid, and Rise also frequented the place while she was shooting some TV ads. She also pointed out her autograph on the signing board, but given that Risette was still on hiatus she did like how nobody noticed her that much.
As we moved to leave the place, Teddie somehow froze in place, but it turned out his stomach was just unsettled from eating too much (including taking Yukiko's bowl without her consent). We then headed back to the rendezvous point, even after jokingly threatening to leave Teddie behind (I loaned him money for a return ticket, just to be sure), and we made our way back to Inaba safely.
After getting home, I gave Nanako the lamp, which made her really happy, and my uncle talked to me about Naoto, telling me that the police wasn't happy with the young detective's stubbornness regarding the case.
After a bath to clean myself up from the trip, I then unpacked my luggage and headed to bed, having enjoyed seeing old friends and had fun with my new ones.
I then overheard a rather familiar voice coming from a nearby rooftop, and Yosuke looked around for the source. A bear mascot jumped down from the rooftop, and Teddie was somehow standing right in front of us. Puzzled as to how our ursine friend made it all the way from Inaba to Tatsumi Port Island, we asked him how he got there, then Teddie explained that he stopped buying Topsicles and saved his Junes salary for transportation. As to why he joined us, he was hanging on to the promise of Chie going out on a date with him, which Chie wasn't categorically denying but neither was she confirming it either. Since we were free the next day, Rise and I volunteered to show the gang around the place, and we agreed to take Teddie along, even if he was technically an uninvited guest.
Of course, that left one little problem - Teddie's accommodation. The money he had save was solely for getting to Tatsumi Port Island, so he didn't have a place to stay. Kashiwagi-sensei then saw Teddie as she stepped out of the hotel door, and wondered what he was. I quickly managed to bluff that Teddie was a stuffed toy I had just made, and somehow she bought it. The bear stood as still as a rock, and I realized that him coming all the way to this place was his way of showing his affection for our little group. I felt my bond with the mascot slash golden boy deepen.
The accommodations were indeed what was more apt for a love hotel than a standard hotel, with a water bed and a remote-controlled bed that rotated if you pressed some buttons. Not minding the fact that someone likely used the bed I'd sleep in to conceive a kid, I fell asleep, exhausted after the day's events.
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The next day, we spent the morning at Gekkoukan, continuing the school tour, then adjourned right before lunch, where Makoto met us at the school gate and took us to a small eatery that looked cozy and smelled really nice. Makoto then talked to a man in the kitchen who I didn't see right away, but after a while my friend took our food orders and relayed it to the man in the kitchen. After a while, a delicious lunch arrived our way, carried by Makoto and the other man who I could now see. He wore a maroon peacoat even in a warm September, and had shaggy brown hair and a sullen expression that nonetheless betrayed warmth. Makoto introduced the other guy as Shinjiro Aragaki, a friend of his and proprietor of the small place we were in. Shinjiro-san corrected him, saying that he was more of a friend to Makoto's sister Kotone, but with a tone of affection in his voice. Thanking our host for the food, we dug in and had a great time.
Makoto then told me that he DJ'd as a side gig, and invited us to Club Escapade at the Paulownia Mall that evening. I protested that we were underaged, but my friend pointed out that he was only 19 and that he got in there as a high schooler, so maybe it wasn't exactly a seedy place. Even so, since most of my friends were from a sleepy rural town and everyone save Rise hadn't been to one, the club felt rather sophisticated and adult. Another familiar voice greeted us at the club, and we saw Naoto Shirogane standing at the foot of the stairs leading to the private rooms. Naoto asked us if we were allowed to be here, which was rather hypocritical because as a first-year student he was younger than us. Naoto then moved to leave, but we weren't letting the kid detective go without hanging with our team for a bit. Not only were we curious as to how he did detective work at a tender young age, we also got a bit fond of the kid, even if we didn't admit it at that point. Rise then went towards the front desk, wanting to see if she could get a private room reserved for our group. The live band had just finished their set, and I could see Makoto already setting up his turntable and other DJ gear on the stage. With Naoto waiting with us for Rise's results, I could see Kanji off to the side, still finding it awkward spending some time around the kid he was crushing on.
Rise had managed to reserve a private room on the second floor of the club, and we marveled at the array of finger foods and drinks in front of us. She explained how two years ago, the power at the club was on the fritz, causing Risette's gig to be cancelled, and to make up for it the club allowed her to pull some strings and get our little private party going. The nice thing about the private room was that the music was piped in via the PA system, so we could hear whatever cool beats Makoto had brewing even from upstairs.
So we ate and drank, taking in our fill of Club Escapade's offerings. I could see that some of us were already getting into the spirit after a few drinks, with Teddie being rather handsy with the still embarrassed Kanji and Yukiko now giggling after the bear-in-human-form made a bad pun, their faces clearly flushed. Yosuke wondered if the drinks were spiked - none of us wanted to be nabbed for underaged drinking - and Rise denied it, even as she looked like she was falling under the influence.
The impish part of me had an idea to prove the drinks weren't spiked, however. I drank down a glass of what looked and tasted like soda, and unbuttoned my shirt halfway down to make sure I didn't overheat, and gulped down glass after glass. I wasn't feeling soused yet, so maybe there really wasn't any alcohol in the drinks. However, at least three of my friends were acting like they had drunk a lot already - so was it the atmosphere?
Rise then called for us to start the King's Game, a party game where you draw lots, and whoever gets to be the King can give orders to a person they pick from a set of numbers. (Like a lot of party games, this can get either very horny or very awkward, or even both, pretty quickly.) She told Kanji to get the chopsticks ready, and even as he protested she reminded him that "the King's orders are absolute", so I decided to humor her instead and got Rise the chopsticks instead. One of them was marked with a red marker, meaning whoever got it would be the king, and as Kanji wondered how I got those I reminded him again that the King's orders were absolute.
On our first draw, Teddie drew the marked pair of chopsticks, meaning he'd be the King for the first round. Given how libertine the bear was, I knew it wasn't gonna end well, but we decided to throw caution to the wind anyway. He ordered #3 to "come suck face" with him, and immediately puckered his cheeks in preparation. #3 happened to be Kanji, who was rather reluctant to share a kiss with the pretty boy mascot, but that didn't stop Teddie from practically molesting the guy, sadly.
We all drew chopstick lots again as we considered the round over. This time, I had gotten the marked pair, so that made me King. Right there and then, Makoto switched to a really catchy song, whose lyrics I'll be sharing for posterity as I announced my kingship in style.
BABYBABYBABYBABY
Yeah!
I had brought my pair of TV World glasses, put them on my face, then tossed the pair of chopsticks into the air as my shirt came fully undone, showing something that I'm pretty sure Rise had fantasized for a while now. "I'm the king", I crooned suavely as I showed everyone the marked chopsticks.
Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality
Never beat charity
The enemy you're fighting covers all society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here, gotta fight
(All night)
At this revelation Chie looked rather embarrassed, Yukiko was still giggling at the entire affair, and Rise suggested someone to sit on my lap. The two "drunk" girls began sharing rather saucy suggestions between each other, and I decided to break the deadlock by throwing a dart at the dartboard to call my first order as King. "Number 2", I called as I threw the dart, which landed exactly where I aimed it at.
Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow-motion, give me motivation
Freaked out now, and dead on arrival
(What?)
I then told #2 to sit on my lap, who then revealed themselves as Chie Satonaka. Rise and I reminded her that the king's orders were absolute, so even as she was clearly reluctant about the entire affair Chie began sitting on my lap, slowly but surely. (It probably didn't help that I knew she was the one girl in our group who wasn't obviously into me, and that she was sober unlike the other two girls.). She then immediately stood up, still flustered, and Yukiko immediately cradled her arms around my neck and sat in my lap sideways, not minding that I had rejected her some time ago. The inn heiress proceeded to embarrass our tomboy friend even more by hugging me closer, and it was really hard for me to maintain a stoic expression at the fact that a girl was getting really handsy with me.
Round up around, spit out
All over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)
Of course, Rise who definitely had the biggest crush on me of the three wasn't gonna take this lying down, so she booted Yukiko off my lap with her hips, then rested her head on my lap while Yukiko hugged me again from the other side, while a miffed Chie watched from beside us.
Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal
Moment of truth, There ain't no truce
You're the only one, one world, one love
But the battle goes on, Shadows of mass destruction
Yosuke predictably complained at me hogging the girls of the group, but I was still fully in-character and reminded him I was the king.
Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada
----
The next round had Yukiko as King (or shall we say, Queen), and this time her dare was for us to share an embarrassing secret. She called in the previously reticent Naoto, and the kid detective was taken aback at being called on the spot. He agreed, in exchange for us telling him our own embarrassing story, and he then confessed that he couldn't think of an embarrassing tale. Naoto then told us his family's history, with him being a fifth-generation detective, the Shirogane clan having been in the business for over a century. That reminded Chie of a detective she saw in the movies whose name escapes me at the moment (Kindaichi? Kuzunoha?). Yeah, that wasn't embarrassing at all. But Yukiko found it A-OK, so instead she shared an embarrassing secret of her own, by confessing to Naoto our whole Investigation Team business, clearly addled by her drunken state, and even telling the detective our Persona powers. (Thankfully these weren't the kind of superpowers that go away if you tell someone your secret). Naturally, Naoto found it hard to believe, and pointed out that the drinks really weren't spiked, or couldn't have been alcoholic to begin with. He let us know that Club Escapade hadn't served alcohol since the past year due to a spate of drunk driving incidents, so that meant that Teddie, Rise and Yukiko all got drunk on the atmosphere of the place. I mean, I had downed my fair share of drinks and I didn't even so much feel a buzz.
The girls were still rather soused on our way out of the club, and Makoto nodded at me as we escorted them back to our hotel.
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The third and last day of our school trip came, and by the afternoon we would be on our way back to Inaba. We spent the morning at a gift shop looking for souvenirs (I got a lamp for Nanako and some mochi for Marie), and then spent lunch at Hagakure Ramen at the shopping district near Iwatodai Station, and enjoyed the great ramen the place served. I had of course eaten there a few times as a kid, and Rise also frequented the place while she was shooting some TV ads. She also pointed out her autograph on the signing board, but given that Risette was still on hiatus she did like how nobody noticed her that much.
As we moved to leave the place, Teddie somehow froze in place, but it turned out his stomach was just unsettled from eating too much (including taking Yukiko's bowl without her consent). We then headed back to the rendezvous point, even after jokingly threatening to leave Teddie behind (I loaned him money for a return ticket, just to be sure), and we made our way back to Inaba safely.
After getting home, I gave Nanako the lamp, which made her really happy, and my uncle talked to me about Naoto, telling me that the police wasn't happy with the young detective's stubbornness regarding the case.
After a bath to clean myself up from the trip, I then unpacked my luggage and headed to bed, having enjoyed seeing old friends and had fun with my new ones.