Chapter 39: Missed Congeniality
- Location
- Vault 111
- Pronouns
- He/him
Tuesday morning, the 25th, was a rainy morning, so I walked to school under my umbrella, and Naoto had the foresight to bring her own, too. Unfortunately, Kanji and Yosuke were less prepared, and as Yosuke fit himself readily under my umbrella, Kanji was far more apprehensive about going under Naoto's, still really flustered about dealing with his crush. So to settle the stalemate I decided to take a page from King Solomon's book and decided to go with Naoto myself, telling Yosuke to hold on to my umbrella and having him and Kanji go together. Sadly, Kanji had other ideas, and he ran off, and I sincerely hoped he wouldn't catch a cold at that rate.
I decided to check in with Yumi to see how she was holding up and how her father was doing. So after drama club wrapped up for the day, I went to Inaba Municipal, and unfortunately when I arrived Ozawa-san was already at death's door. I stood at a distance, wanting to give Yumi and her mother space as my friend's father spent his final moments with his family. Ozawa-san called his daughter a kind woman, which my friend denied, even as her mother protested that her sharp tongue was but a defense mechanism she used to shield herself from further anguish. (Which was true, actually.) I overheard Ozawa-san tell his daughter that she got her name from the phrase "bear fruit", as her parents wanted her to live a fruitful life. Yumi's mother further explained that their daughter was the good fruit of their lives, and I couldn't help but agree from a distance.
Sadly, before my friend could tell her father how she truly felt, he breathed his last.
I left the room quietly, wanting to let the Ozawas grieve without disturbances. After a while, however, Yumi exited the room and saw me, surprised I was there waiting for her. I could see her eyes swollen and tears running down her cheeks, and even I found myself tearing up a bit at the sight of my bereaved friend. After a couple of minutes where I was there for Yumi's sake, she then left, citing a need to talk with the doctor.
To lighten myself up after grieving alongside Yumi, I decided to tutor Shu-kun in the evening after taking my leave of Nanako, who handed me a bead ring as a reward for doing well in the midterms. At the Nakajima residence, I taught Shu-kun English this time around, and I liked how my student was doing thus far. After a while, we took a break, and as we conversed over snacks Shu-kun mused about how he wasn't really good at English, just good at memorizing things without truly understanding them. He lamented how his teacher didn't understand how there was a difference between reading the work from a book (theory) and speaking to other people (practice). Shu-kun made an astute observation, that an idiot who knows more than others can easily become arrogant about it (which is probably where the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" came from). He then told me a story about how the transfer student at his school began to be ostracized all because his grades weren't as stellar as that of my student's, and the other kid's attitude didn't help either. Shu-kun lamented how he had to go to school even if it wasn't his passion, and wished he could have gone to Yasogami at the same time as I did, because I somehow made the school look cool in his eyes.
The next day brought us another interesting lesson from French history, and apparently the rich culinary history of that country truly began when a noble Italian lady named Catherine de Medici married the French King named Henry II. Apparently, one of the big innovations of that exchange was the introduction of the fork to France, which was a very big deal indeed. (Can't beat chopsticks, though.)
After classes wrapped up I attended basketball practice with Kou, and I could see my friend's newfound confidence as he absolutely wrecked me in one on one, getting past me with drives to the basket and even hitting long range shots, when he was usually just an average shooter from the three point line. As we wrapped up, my team captain noted to me how he'd continue living his life to the fullest, whether it be basketball or his studies. He was pretty good when he applied himself to whatever he did, after all. He vowed to do his best so he could be a great "big brother" to his adoptive little sister, which reminded me of my own vow for Nanako's sake. After taking a shower and changing back into our regular clothes, the two of us met up with Daisuke at the school rooftop, where he revealed an interesting bit of news. Kou had asked his family if they even wanted him around anymore, considering his feelings of being out of place in the family. His mother practically yelled at him that they did want him around as she gave him a big hug, and that was when my friend realized that his family, even one not by blood, loved him all the same. Kou thanked me and Daisuke for helping him figure it out, that he needed to be true to himself to find himself. My team captain then asked us to hold on to the letter he got from the orphanage, and while Daisuke denied it I decided to hold on to it myself, as a sign that Kou wasn't alone and that he had friends. Kou then told us he'd get the letter back from us when he was in a better, stronger place mentally, and I felt my bond with the two sports captains strengthen irrevocably, the letter as its symbol.
The 27th, a Thursday, saw the beginning of the school festival events, and on the way to school Yosuke asked me what things we did at my old school, and I told him it wasn't anything out of the ordinary, really. That morning, as I walked around the campus, a poster headed with the words "The Miss Yasogami High Pageant" caught my eye, with several other students looking it over as well. A student complained that Noriko "I'm surprised a student hasn't charged me for sexual harassment yet" Kashiwagi was in the pageant, on top of organizing it, but several other familiar names caught my eye.
"Rise Kujikawa" was also on the list, and while I couldn't help but feel jealous my girlfriend was in it I wasn't surprised either, given her celebrity status. "Yukiko Amagi" wasn't also a surprise, given that my friend was the source of the eponymous Amagi Challenge. "Hanako Ohtani" was also on the list, and while strange I chalked it up to my classmate being very confident in herself. Two other names stood out the most to me: "Chie Satonaka" and "Naoto Shirogane". Now, both were great girls, but I couldn't see either of them willingly joining a beauty pageant especially if it meant tearing them away from a steak at Souzai Daigaku or an interesting criminal case, respectively. Something fishy was going on. I left the gaggling students behind, and I wondered why it didn't surprise me that the four girls I went to Yasogami High with were the most popular girls in the school. Yosuke then came to get me, as Chie wanted to meet us on the roof, and I already had an inkling of what was going on.
So I went up to the school roof, witnessing an irate Chie kick Yosuke into the chain link fence surrounding the rooftop (any harder and my pal would have been thrown over), demanding an explanation for why Yosuke had signed up the girls for the beauty pageant without their consent. Ah, that surely explained what had happened, now for the why. My friend did it as a joke, and Yosuke further explained that if the girls didn't want to go ahead with it they could just ask to withdraw, and also pointed out that the girls in our friend group were indeed the popular girls of the school, including Naoto being the Detective Prince, though that didn't explain Chie's involvement. My tomboy friend realized that perhaps she was indeed signed up as a joke, and kicked Yosuke again, though a part of me wondered if it was Yosuke having a deep down attraction for Chie that made that happen. Chie continued to complain, explaining that with Kashiwagi-sensei planning the event there was no way they could back out. (She, Kashiwagi-sensei that is, was likely planning on rigging the event so she could win, I guess?) Yosuke then attempted to leverage Kanji's crush on Naoto to get the detective to agree, and then he turned to me, implying that as our group leader I had the pull to convince the girls.
I then told them how it was all in good fun, that at worst we guys owed them girls a favor (something they'd cash in pretty quickly), and besides, the school festival only happened once a year and I wouldn't be around the next year. Somehow, that managed to convince the girls to agree, but not before I saw Chie flash an impish smirk. Yosuke then confessed that it was Teddie who had the oh so brilliant idea to sign the girls up for the pageant, which... shouldn't have been that shocking, really. Naoto was still reluctant, and Kanji did his best to convince his crush, even as he stumbled over his words doing so.
After school Chie and Yukiko had gone to Junes to buy materials for the group date café, and Yosuke in turn would head the executive committee, meaning he was essentially the fall guy if things went south. The mechanics of the café were simple: guys on one side of the table, girls on the other side, then the two sides would talk it over, exchange partners, and decide on who they liked the most. Nothing too hard, honestly.
The next day, I learned that there was gonna be a cross-dressing pageant to be held at the Culture Festival as well. Dread pooled in my gut as I realized just who was likely to be signed up for this event without their consent. Indeed, the names that topped the list included "Yosuke Hanamura" and "Kanji Tatsumi", and unsurprisingly, even "Yu Narukami" was on the list. Yosuke and I shared a look, and we knew exactly what was going on as we entered class 2-2 and demanded an explanation from Chie as to that. As it turned out, it was actually Rise's idea to enter us guys into the cross-dressing pageant, and a part of me felt a twinge of betrayal at the news. Et tu, Risette? Chie was more than willing to go along with it, however, as payback for Yosuke signing the girls up for the beauty pageant and me for being his accomplice. My friends felt emasculated at the entire deal, but I decided to humor Yukiko, telling me that she'd make us look enchanting, even. In for a penny, in for a pound. Kanji tried to back out, but Yukiko leveraged his school attendance against him, while the girls leveraged Kashiwagi-sensei's involvement against Yosuke, implying he'd be held back a year if he didn't go along with it. (Seriously, my lady friends are all scary if provoked.)
That evening, I went up to bed early, needing all the energy I could get to steel myself for the ensuing embarrassments.
I decided to check in with Yumi to see how she was holding up and how her father was doing. So after drama club wrapped up for the day, I went to Inaba Municipal, and unfortunately when I arrived Ozawa-san was already at death's door. I stood at a distance, wanting to give Yumi and her mother space as my friend's father spent his final moments with his family. Ozawa-san called his daughter a kind woman, which my friend denied, even as her mother protested that her sharp tongue was but a defense mechanism she used to shield herself from further anguish. (Which was true, actually.) I overheard Ozawa-san tell his daughter that she got her name from the phrase "bear fruit", as her parents wanted her to live a fruitful life. Yumi's mother further explained that their daughter was the good fruit of their lives, and I couldn't help but agree from a distance.
Sadly, before my friend could tell her father how she truly felt, he breathed his last.
I left the room quietly, wanting to let the Ozawas grieve without disturbances. After a while, however, Yumi exited the room and saw me, surprised I was there waiting for her. I could see her eyes swollen and tears running down her cheeks, and even I found myself tearing up a bit at the sight of my bereaved friend. After a couple of minutes where I was there for Yumi's sake, she then left, citing a need to talk with the doctor.
To lighten myself up after grieving alongside Yumi, I decided to tutor Shu-kun in the evening after taking my leave of Nanako, who handed me a bead ring as a reward for doing well in the midterms. At the Nakajima residence, I taught Shu-kun English this time around, and I liked how my student was doing thus far. After a while, we took a break, and as we conversed over snacks Shu-kun mused about how he wasn't really good at English, just good at memorizing things without truly understanding them. He lamented how his teacher didn't understand how there was a difference between reading the work from a book (theory) and speaking to other people (practice). Shu-kun made an astute observation, that an idiot who knows more than others can easily become arrogant about it (which is probably where the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" came from). He then told me a story about how the transfer student at his school began to be ostracized all because his grades weren't as stellar as that of my student's, and the other kid's attitude didn't help either. Shu-kun lamented how he had to go to school even if it wasn't his passion, and wished he could have gone to Yasogami at the same time as I did, because I somehow made the school look cool in his eyes.
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The next day brought us another interesting lesson from French history, and apparently the rich culinary history of that country truly began when a noble Italian lady named Catherine de Medici married the French King named Henry II. Apparently, one of the big innovations of that exchange was the introduction of the fork to France, which was a very big deal indeed. (Can't beat chopsticks, though.)
After classes wrapped up I attended basketball practice with Kou, and I could see my friend's newfound confidence as he absolutely wrecked me in one on one, getting past me with drives to the basket and even hitting long range shots, when he was usually just an average shooter from the three point line. As we wrapped up, my team captain noted to me how he'd continue living his life to the fullest, whether it be basketball or his studies. He was pretty good when he applied himself to whatever he did, after all. He vowed to do his best so he could be a great "big brother" to his adoptive little sister, which reminded me of my own vow for Nanako's sake. After taking a shower and changing back into our regular clothes, the two of us met up with Daisuke at the school rooftop, where he revealed an interesting bit of news. Kou had asked his family if they even wanted him around anymore, considering his feelings of being out of place in the family. His mother practically yelled at him that they did want him around as she gave him a big hug, and that was when my friend realized that his family, even one not by blood, loved him all the same. Kou thanked me and Daisuke for helping him figure it out, that he needed to be true to himself to find himself. My team captain then asked us to hold on to the letter he got from the orphanage, and while Daisuke denied it I decided to hold on to it myself, as a sign that Kou wasn't alone and that he had friends. Kou then told us he'd get the letter back from us when he was in a better, stronger place mentally, and I felt my bond with the two sports captains strengthen irrevocably, the letter as its symbol.
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The 27th, a Thursday, saw the beginning of the school festival events, and on the way to school Yosuke asked me what things we did at my old school, and I told him it wasn't anything out of the ordinary, really. That morning, as I walked around the campus, a poster headed with the words "The Miss Yasogami High Pageant" caught my eye, with several other students looking it over as well. A student complained that Noriko "I'm surprised a student hasn't charged me for sexual harassment yet" Kashiwagi was in the pageant, on top of organizing it, but several other familiar names caught my eye.
"Rise Kujikawa" was also on the list, and while I couldn't help but feel jealous my girlfriend was in it I wasn't surprised either, given her celebrity status. "Yukiko Amagi" wasn't also a surprise, given that my friend was the source of the eponymous Amagi Challenge. "Hanako Ohtani" was also on the list, and while strange I chalked it up to my classmate being very confident in herself. Two other names stood out the most to me: "Chie Satonaka" and "Naoto Shirogane". Now, both were great girls, but I couldn't see either of them willingly joining a beauty pageant especially if it meant tearing them away from a steak at Souzai Daigaku or an interesting criminal case, respectively. Something fishy was going on. I left the gaggling students behind, and I wondered why it didn't surprise me that the four girls I went to Yasogami High with were the most popular girls in the school. Yosuke then came to get me, as Chie wanted to meet us on the roof, and I already had an inkling of what was going on.
So I went up to the school roof, witnessing an irate Chie kick Yosuke into the chain link fence surrounding the rooftop (any harder and my pal would have been thrown over), demanding an explanation for why Yosuke had signed up the girls for the beauty pageant without their consent. Ah, that surely explained what had happened, now for the why. My friend did it as a joke, and Yosuke further explained that if the girls didn't want to go ahead with it they could just ask to withdraw, and also pointed out that the girls in our friend group were indeed the popular girls of the school, including Naoto being the Detective Prince, though that didn't explain Chie's involvement. My tomboy friend realized that perhaps she was indeed signed up as a joke, and kicked Yosuke again, though a part of me wondered if it was Yosuke having a deep down attraction for Chie that made that happen. Chie continued to complain, explaining that with Kashiwagi-sensei planning the event there was no way they could back out. (She, Kashiwagi-sensei that is, was likely planning on rigging the event so she could win, I guess?) Yosuke then attempted to leverage Kanji's crush on Naoto to get the detective to agree, and then he turned to me, implying that as our group leader I had the pull to convince the girls.
I then told them how it was all in good fun, that at worst we guys owed them girls a favor (something they'd cash in pretty quickly), and besides, the school festival only happened once a year and I wouldn't be around the next year. Somehow, that managed to convince the girls to agree, but not before I saw Chie flash an impish smirk. Yosuke then confessed that it was Teddie who had the oh so brilliant idea to sign the girls up for the pageant, which... shouldn't have been that shocking, really. Naoto was still reluctant, and Kanji did his best to convince his crush, even as he stumbled over his words doing so.
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After school Chie and Yukiko had gone to Junes to buy materials for the group date café, and Yosuke in turn would head the executive committee, meaning he was essentially the fall guy if things went south. The mechanics of the café were simple: guys on one side of the table, girls on the other side, then the two sides would talk it over, exchange partners, and decide on who they liked the most. Nothing too hard, honestly.
The next day, I learned that there was gonna be a cross-dressing pageant to be held at the Culture Festival as well. Dread pooled in my gut as I realized just who was likely to be signed up for this event without their consent. Indeed, the names that topped the list included "Yosuke Hanamura" and "Kanji Tatsumi", and unsurprisingly, even "Yu Narukami" was on the list. Yosuke and I shared a look, and we knew exactly what was going on as we entered class 2-2 and demanded an explanation from Chie as to that. As it turned out, it was actually Rise's idea to enter us guys into the cross-dressing pageant, and a part of me felt a twinge of betrayal at the news. Et tu, Risette? Chie was more than willing to go along with it, however, as payback for Yosuke signing the girls up for the beauty pageant and me for being his accomplice. My friends felt emasculated at the entire deal, but I decided to humor Yukiko, telling me that she'd make us look enchanting, even. In for a penny, in for a pound. Kanji tried to back out, but Yukiko leveraged his school attendance against him, while the girls leveraged Kashiwagi-sensei's involvement against Yosuke, implying he'd be held back a year if he didn't go along with it. (Seriously, my lady friends are all scary if provoked.)
That evening, I went up to bed early, needing all the energy I could get to steel myself for the ensuing embarrassments.