So... In a week, Levi gets to stay overnight at the vet. Well, that was easy.
It seems we have an alliance my friend. The Haunter of the Dark avatar of Nyarlathotep vs The King in Yellow.
But what if their fight wakes up Azathoth!?!
A cataclysmic battle of cosmic proportions just by pointing at the other Eldritch Abomination and saying "He made me do it!". All in a day's work!
IIRC, it wouldn't be so much "feasting on them" as "noticing them to death."If he does wake up, get the fuck out of our reality and go to another universe while he's feasting on everyone else.
Remember: You don't have to fight your avatar, you've just got to survive for 24 hours until they despawn. You also get a week to prepare and pretty nice persuasion-fu.I get punched so hard my muscles explode and my skin fries like bacon. From there it gets pretty gross, so I'll stop now.
I'm doomed.
Remember: You don't have to fight your avatar, you've just got to survive for 24 hours until they despawn. You also get a week to prepare and pretty nice persuasion-fu.
Cover every inch of your body with cans of Old Spice. He'd have to go through then to get you, and I don't think he's capable of bringing himself to harm them.Nothing can save me. Fabio had longer than that and look what happened. The Spice must flow.
You could just hop an airline flight and ditch him, you know?If I get the drop on him, maybe I have some kind of chance.
But to be honest, Guardsmen are a joke in the 40k universe but against an unarmed, untrained civilian he's not going to have much difficulty completing the mission.
That's a good point actually, I completely forgot running away was an option for some reason.
Or deliberately seek it out - in the Arctic.