You Think, Therefore You Are (A 5E D&D Slime Quest)

Pretty good selection @BanTheFairyKing
Invisibility is a pretty weak spell, because nearly everything does break it (a.k.a. spell casting or attacking) and Charm Person is redundant with our College ability
@BanTheFairyKing Yeah, I forgot Invisibility broke so easily, so I changed my Spell list to go for Thunderwave instead. It's obviously fully up to you if you want to change it or not but yeah just informing you.
 
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[x] [Skill] Persuasion
[x] [Skill] Deception
[x] [Skill] Sleight of Hand
[x] [Skill] Stealth
[x] [Tool] Thieves' Tools
[x] [Language] Undercommon
[x] [Expertise] Performance
[x] [Expertise] Deception
[x] Create Your Own Plan! (Add your spells here)
-[X] [Cantrip] (Mage Hand, Vicious Mockery)
-[X] [1st Level Spells] (Sleep, Cure Wounds, Detect Magic, Thunderwave, Faerie Fire)
-[X] [2nd Level Spells] (Enhance Ability)
[x] The Almost Nimble Bard (15 in Charisma, 14 in Dexterity)
 
[x] [Skill] Persuasion
[x] [Skill] Deception
[x] [Skill] Sleight of Hand
[x] [Skill] Stealth
[x] [Tool] Thieves' Tools
[x] [Language] Undercommon
[x] [Expertise] Performance
[x] [Expertise] Deception
[x] Illusions and Charms (Examples: Minor Illusion, Charm Person, Invisibility)
[x] The Almost Nimble Bard (15 in Charisma, 14 in Dexterity)
 
[X] [Skill] Deception
[X] [Skill] Performance
[X] [Skill] Stealth
[X] [Skill] Animal Handling

[X] [Tool] Mastiff

[X] [Language] Undercommon

[X] [Expertise] Animal Handling
[X] [Expertise] Performance

[X] Create Your Own Plan!
-[X] (Blade Ward, Vicious Mockery/ Disguise Self, Speak With Animals, Sleep, Thunderwave/ Detect Thoughts, Silence)

[X] Build-A-Bard (Plug the stats in yourself)
-[X] Str: 8 Dex: 14 Con: 11 + 2 Int: 13 + 1 Wis: 8 Cha: 15

So um... I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm having a hell of a time doing it
 
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...You want to be proficient in a dog?
[X] [Expertise] Amorphous Ooze
That's not a skill.

Skills are:
Strength

  • Athletics
Dexterity

  • Acrobatics
  • Sleight of Hand
  • Stealth
Intelligence

  • Arcana
  • History
  • Investigation
  • Nature
  • Religion
Wisdom

  • Animal Handling
  • Insight
  • Medicine
  • Perception
  • Survival
Charisma

  • Deception
  • Intimidation
  • Performance
  • Persuasion
 
PROFICIENCY IN DOG! YES, PLEASE! Seriously, nothing says "friendly" better than a big, slobbery dog, no one will ever suspect us! Oh, maybe we should teach it tricks and incorporate us into out performance! IT DANCES WHILE WE PLAY THE HURDY GURDY!

and after we're done eating people, we can give the bones to our doggo! What should we name him? Cuz I'm thinking "Emergency Rations". Little bit of dark humour. Or maybe "Slobber", so we can be Slime and Slobber. You know what, let's go with Slobber, Emergency Rations is too kludgy, and we'd just end up calling him Emergency. I for one do not want to run around calling out "Emergency" whenever we lose our dog.
 
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Very busy today. Will not be on as much. Have tally
Adhoc vote count started by Novus Ordo Mundi on May 2, 2019 at 5:42 PM, finished with 25 posts and 10 votes.
 
PROFICIENCY IN DOG! YES, PLEASE! Seriously, nothing says "friendly" better than a big, slobbery dog, no one will ever suspect us! Oh, maybe we should teach it tricks and incorporate us into out performance! IT DANCES WHILE WE PLAY THE HURDY GURDY!

and after we're done eating people, we can give the bones to our doggo! What should we name him? Cuz I'm thinking "Emergency Rations". Little bit of dark humour. Or maybe "Slobber", so we can be Slime and Slobber. You know what, let's go with Slobber, Emergency Rations is too kludgy, and we'd just end up calling him Emergency. I for one do not want to run around calling out "Emergency" whenever we lose our dog.

I must say Ivy, I found your vote much cuter, when you wanted you to be proficient in Mastiffs,

fyi I would have totally given it to you just to see what kind of mayhem you would cause with that :p

Vote changed back. Let loose the dogs of war!
 
...

I may have to tally this vote by hand.

Also, I will probably end this vote tomorrow morning (Pacific).

Any tie will be decided by DM Fiat. I love the word Fiat. Sounds exotic.
 
[X] Pandemonious Ivy

Putting my money where my mouth is. And by money I mean "costless digital vote", and by mouth I mean "keyboard".
 
[x] [Skill] Persuasion
[x] [Skill] Deception
[x] [Skill] Sleight of Hand
[x] [Skill] Stealth
[x] [Tool] Thieves' Tools
[x] [Language] Undercommon
[x] [Expertise] Performance
[x] [Expertise] Deception
[x] Illusions and Charms (Examples: Minor Illusion, Charm Person, Invisibility)
[x] The Almost Nimble Bard (15 in Charisma, 14 in Dexterity)
 
[x] [Skill] Persuasion
[x] [Skill] Deception
[x] [Skill] Sleight of Hand
[x] [Skill] Stealth
[x] [Tool] Thieves' Tools
[x] [Language] Undercommon
[x] [Expertise] Performance
[x] [Expertise] Deception
[x] Illusions and Charms (Examples: Minor Illusion, Charm Person, Invisibility)
[x] The Almost Nimble Bard (15 in Charisma, 14 in Dexterity)
 
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