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Winter is Coming: House Stark Quest

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This has gone so off the rails and out of character, I can't even be bothered to keep with a pretense:

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.

"Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell" - But at the same time. Canon confirms they've had threesomes together before.
 
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[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
 
[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.

Fuck the promise.. anything but the "plan" that's worse than Plan Friendship.
 
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We just need 5 more votes to UNLEASH THE MADNESS!!!
Adhoc vote count started by Fanhunter696 on Aug 5, 2017 at 2:20 PM, finished with 2378 posts and 74 votes.
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Guys don't vote for boning Cersei 2.0.

Both these bitches are super crazy, not to mention that any bastards we have with her will be a threat to our trueborn sons with Shireen. This child will be brainwashed by his crazy mom into hating us.

We will be looking at a Daemon Blackfyre scenario except this child will have the power of a Lord Paramount to force his claim on the throne.
 
As a last plea for sanity, please...please don't have Robb do this. It's beyond OOC and it's not even funny. It's just something that he would never do. Can you just imagine how disappointed Ned and Jon would be at his behavior, not to mention his mother... I know this is crack but if Robb does this, it won't really be Robb but rather an empty and soulless SI with a borderline creepy thought process. ...and all of the future political ramifications...

It's just not worth it, guys.
 
[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne

godofsmallthings said:
Guys don't vote for boning Cersei 2.0.

Both these bitches are super crazy, not to mention that any bastards we have with her will be a threat to our trueborn sons with Shireen. This child will be brainwashed by his crazy mom into hating us.

We will be looking at a Daemon Blackfyre scenario except this child will have the power of a Lord Paramount to force his claim on the throne.
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GoS, I like you man. And you're right. It's crazy and stupid. But so is this quest. And I wanna see how crazy it can get. I'm sorry to disappoint.
 
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
 
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
 
This conversation reminds me of a quote from The great Donald Trump 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.'
 
Goddamn it why is Ned Dayne winning. He had like all of three lines in series.

Changing my vote.

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
 
Undead Martyr said:
Goddamn it why is Ned Dayne winning. He had like all of three lines in series.
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For me it's more of a strategic vote to make sure we don't try to install our bastard on the throne of Dorne. I'm not exactly keen on making the Daynes LPs, but that's still the better option given the competing vote.

EDIT: Aaand we're now locked in, and I am very relieved.
 
Vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by Duesal on Aug 5, 2017 at 2:38 PM, finished with 2385 posts and 76 votes.
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You all disappoint me. For those of you who voted with me, we tried.

Alas, the dream is not to be it seems. I guess we must leave the throne to the whatever Dayne.
 
godofsmallthings said:
It won't be a bastard if he is to be the LP, we would have to legitimise that kid which means he would be a threat to our sons with Shireen because technically he would be the senior most son of Robb.
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Ehh, legitimizing for the Throne at Dorne wouldn't be 'seniormost son of Robb' as it is 'Seniormost inheritable child of the Martells' as we would be legitimizing them for that family, not ours. Thus, the claim to the throne would be nonexistent politically.
 
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