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Winter is Coming: House Stark Quest

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[X] The Prince of Dorne is an old and sickly man. Write to his daughter and ask for her compliance and surrender. With her wed to a man of your choice and any other claimants removed, Dorne could be secured. Or perhaps a different sort of arrangement could be made if you met her face to face.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
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How will Robb impregnate Arianna all the way from the Riverlands?

I could see the plan possibly working if both were captive. But she's in Dorne.
 
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.

Dunno bout the Dorne choice (hurray for Oberyn's death!) but I feel like we should take the initiative and crush Aegon once and for all. Getting the news to Shireen might splinter the army and take too long.
 
Rabbit said:
How will Robb impregnate Arianna all the way from the Riverlands?

I could see the plan possibly working if both were captive. But she's in Dorne.
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The Arianne vote suggests a possible face to face meeting. I'm assuming the same would apply for the 'both Tyene and Arianne option.'


As for the Dorne vote...it seems like just choosing a match for Arianne isn't going to get enough votes. I don't like the Edric Dayne choice because he doesn't even have a hint of legitimacy, and the Lady Yronwood should thank her lucky stars that she has her family's lands back after her father fucked things up so thoroughly.

So sure, why not. Let's go full crack. I'm hoping this will prove more popular than the Yronwood or Dayne choice.


[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)


[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)

[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.

I cannot deny the sound logic and persuasive reasoning of those that came before me. The only thing I'd change if I could would be to ensure they had kids around the same time, and then we could issue an edict naming them co-lords of Dorne for shits and giggles- I mean very persuasive, very real reasons.
 
[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
Enjou said:
Nevermind then - I thought it was a write-in for some reason. Though frankly it still seems like a rather OOC choice.
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It's a Charcolt-quest and follows Charcolt's self description: "Occasionally silly".

And with that...

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
 
[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.


This is no longer GoT, this is CK2. Nothing can go wrong XD
Adhoc vote count started by The Canari on Aug 5, 2017 at 2:59 AM, finished with 2334 posts and 56 votes.
  • [X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
    [X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
    [X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her and her children's loyalty.
    [X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
    [X] The Prince of Dorne is an old and sickly man. Write to his daughter and ask for her compliance and surrender. With her wed to a man of your choice and any other claimants removed, Dorne could be secured. Or perhaps a different sort of arrangement could be made if you met her face to face.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her and her children's loyalty.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] Fuck it. Try to seduce the sexy blonde and name your bastard the Lord of Sunspear.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
    [X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
    [X] Fuck it. Try to seduce the sexy blonde and name your bastard the Lord of Sunspear.
    [X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
    [X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her and her children's loyalty.
    [X] Fuck it and fuck the south. Let Shireen or Edric Storm fight Aegon. The Iron Throne is gone and this is your chance to break free from it.
    [X] The Prince of Dorne is an old and sickly man. Write to his daughter and ask for her compliance and surrender. With her wed to a man of your choice and any other claimants removed, Dorne could be secured. Or perhaps a different sort of arrangement could be made if you met her face to face.
    [X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
    [X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her children's loyalty.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
    [x] Prince Doran can have one chance. Surrender unconditionally and he and his line will be allowed to return to the realm (with hostages) and his brother's bones will be returned. You extended an olive branch with Ser Gregor's head and were met with silence.
    [X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
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Adhoc vote count started by The Canari on Aug 5, 2017 at 3:00 AM, finished with 2334 posts and 56 votes.
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[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
[X] Fuck it and fuck the south. Let Shireen or Edric Storm fight Aegon. The Iron Throne is gone and this is your chance to break free from it.
 
HanEmpire said:
It's a Charcolt-quest and follows Charcolt's self description: "Occasionally silly".

And with that...

[] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
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Occasionally silly...

This could go very poorly if the seduction roll(s) fail. Hell, it could still go poorly when Shireen finds out.
 
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[X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her children's loyalty.

[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.

Stop taking 'fuck the dornish' literally :p
 
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[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.
 
Iandude0 said:
You know what? Fuck it.

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)
[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.


DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! FOLLOW ME INTO GLORY MY BROTHERS!
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This is a horrifically stu-

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)

wait. NO.
Oh well, at least the other one is somewhat acceptable. Until you realise that every time up till now that a queen had been crowned it resulted in a huge civil war. So let's just take the cro-

[X] Send word to Storm's End and awaken the men. Shireen Baratheon is Queen of Westeros now.

what.

Welps, guess we're on Iandude's wild ride now.

horgoz said:
Stop taking 'fuck the dornish' literally :p
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But, have you SEEN the way they are? They'd be so much fun in the sack. Right until we die, but we only need to nat100 a few more times and we're golden :)
 
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Speaking of which:

@DkArthas, @Crimson Moon, @Dark Abstraction, @Shapeless Phobos, @Superticus, @Ultimatum, @LordCassius, @Molyneux, @oilworker, @Pipeman, @Versharl

Though I know many of you may not agree with my write-in, I would like to plead with you to change your votes. Disunited, we are nothing against the tides of realists and naysayers who don't want starks on literally every lord paramountship we can plant a warging brat on.

I know many of you may not tolerate one waifu or another here for various reasons, especially given both's track records. However, rather than arguing over which is better, you should unite under a single banner.

Rather than squabbling over which of these wonderful ladies sleeps with Robb, I implore you to vote for both (two is always better than one, after all)! Together, we can take this vote to greater heights than ever imagined.

DON'T LET OUR DREAMS REMAIN AS JUST THAT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

JUST DO IT! ONWARDS TO VICTORY, MEN!

... :V
 
Iandude0 said:
Disunited, we are nothing against the tides of realists and naysayers who don't want starks on literally every lord paramountship we can plant a warging brat on.
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Fair enough.

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)

[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
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[X] Lady Yronwood has been recovered by Lord Tarly. With her betrothal canceled, she is heir to your promise to her father. She may not know that, but she would make a fine puppet ruler and could be wed to a man of your choosing to secure her and her children's loyalty.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
Okay, I'm sold on this too. 15 vs 19, just need a couple more.

[X] Sleep with the hot blonde chick and Arianne Martell. Whichever one bears our child first will have their kid inherit the throne of Sunspear and the Lord Paramountship of Dorne. The other will of course be kept, with her mother, as wards/captives of the Crown (to be used should the other family start shit up again! Always nice to have a spare dynasty with claims under your thumb to keep things under control!)

[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
I have been playing only fairly serious quest so far. Since this quest allows some level of crack,
I just ♪ ♫ ♬ Let it go~♪ ♫ ♬ Let it go ~~~♪ ♫ ♬

godofsmallthings said:
♪ ♫ ♬ Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I killed your father
So fuck me maybe… ♪ ♫ ♬



Yes I can totally see how that will go very well. :jackiechan:
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Adhoc vote count started by Finite on Aug 5, 2017 at 9:01 AM, finished with 2348 posts and 62 votes.
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To everyone voting for the write in, I'd just like to say that you do you.
Also, I'd like to pose a question to those same voters. Is there a reason to not include Yronwood's daughter? Or hell, a Dayne? They probably have some unnattached females, right? That way, all the bases are covered. Just a thought.
 
[X] Edric Dayne will make a fine Lord of Dorne with the Martells broken. Pressing his (nonexistent) claim would shift power away from the Rhoynar. Perhaps a marriage to Arya could work as well, for he seems a decent enough lad.
[X] There are moments where your choice is all that matters. You have won Stannis' victories and you are betrothed to his only daughter. The men will support you. Do not be afraid to leap. Take the throne.
 
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