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Winter is Coming: House Stark Quest

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[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.

I see the phrase "fuck it". I see Adrianne Martell. I see Tyene Sand. I pick this option.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.

Woo! Grey Wind is still here right? We need best doggo for protection.
 
Ok. I feel like we really ought to have a discussion on what our choices are here.

1. So we want(ed) to give Edric "Ned" Starfell the rulership of Dorne.
-- 1a. Ned feels very uncomfortable taking such a position and feels it would be wrong to do so.
2. Arianne Martell wants Dorne?
-- 2a. Ned supports her innocence.
3. Tyrene Sand (and Arianne Martell?) are offering to be concubines? consorts? one-night stands? in exchange for the Targaryan's death.

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I feel very uncomfortable with this proposition but Ned has already made it clear that he would prefer Arianne to take Dorne.

[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
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Also, what the fuck is with these background roles? I feel like the setting wants us to win.
 
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[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.

From his pointy seat somewhere in the seven hells, Robert Baratheon looks up at his regnal namesake and gives him a thumbs up.

BTW we really need a Winterfell interlude at some point soon, just to get Ned's reaction to the last couple rolls worth of madness.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.

Edric clearly doesn't want the throne.
 
I'm not convinced we should trust the martels that's asking to be poisoned, on the other hand not having to fight them is also worth something, either way we are not sleeping with these 2 vipers.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.

-[JK] Ask Dacey to join the fun.
 
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[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
 
Meneldur said:
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
-{X} When the sex starts, ask Dacey to join.

The only thing better than a threesome is a foursome. And we can make them compete - who's better, north or south. With Dacey we even have equal teams of two. Also, we're going to shove our sword in them so hard, when we pull out we'll be crowned King of the Britons.
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That's rather inappropriate and presumptuous. Let's keep this thread decent.
 
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[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
[X] A good king is merciful. A good king doesn't punish the innocent for the crimes of the dead. Right? Right? Ok fuck it, send Edric and Dacey out of the tent.
-[X] Don't send Dacey out of the tent.
 
Okay, so we have picked out are Capital (Kings Landing), and we have Lords for all of the Paramount regions of Westeros (we still do have Theon, right?),

I propose, we get about to selecting a Small Council, What do you guys think of this council:

The Small Council
Hand of the King: "Bronze" Yohn Royce, Lord of Runestone
Master of Coin: Wyman Manderly, Lord of White Harbour
Master of Laws: Randyll Tarly, Lord of Hornhill and Highgarden (or "Bronze" Yohn Royce, Lord of Runestone {if someone else becomes Hand})
Master of Ships: Jason Mallister, Lord of Seaguard (or Theon Greyjoy, Lord of Pyke)
Master of Whispers: Tyene Sand (or Roose Bolton, Lord of the Dreadfort)
 
[x] Edric marries Arianne Martell and they rule Dorne

If you vote to sleep with the dornish girls make sure to keep Dacey around for security at least, also grey wind
 
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buli-buli said:
3. Tyrene Sand (and Arianne Martell?) are offering to be concubines? consorts? one-night stands? in exchange for the Targaryan's death.
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I think Tyene and Arianne are offering fealty in exchange for vengeance against Aegon the False. The seduction thing's a bonus more than anything else, since that's Arianne's MO in general and Robb can't turn off his swag for love nor money. If a Sand Wolf results because of it well, more the merrier I guess?

Speaking of, @Charcolt do we have a sitrep on the other adult Sand Snakes? I presume the kids are still in the water gardens with Ellaria, but Obara, Nym and Sarella seem to be MIA. I presume they weren't killed since I can't imagine Tyene wouldn't mention that in her tirade against Aegon but still...
 
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