Where the Hell Am I Now?! (Ranma 1/2 \ RWBY)

Was the 80 last update for Ranma, and the roll above him for Yang?
Yeah; the first roll was for how things went down the crapper, with the only possible worse result being Yang getting a bald spot. The 80 was the stroke of luck that had Yang not start gunning towards you but instead beat the shit out of everyone else. Last two rolls were for overall teamwork and idiocy of the rest of the guys.
 
Yeah; the first roll was for how things went down the crapper, with the only possible worse result being Yang getting a bald spot. The 80 was the stroke of luck that had Yang not start gunning towards you but instead beat the shit out of everyone else. Last two rolls were for overall teamwork and idiocy of the rest of the guys.

Ah well... maybe the idiocy of the rest of the guys will save us. It's higher than Ranma's low roll, so I guess Yang KABOOMs the rest of them and then blasts us out the wall.


Also It's funny how the rolls inverted for Ranma and Yang. :U I hope that pattern doesn't continue, but if it does it'll make predicting the results easy.
 
Part 3
[X] Enter the Soul of Ice and lead Blondie on a chase; she's radiating enough hot ki that pulling off the Hiryu Shoten Ha will be a cinch. Leading her somewhere to pull it off...not so much.

You breath in, empty your mind, and enter the familiar Soul of Ice; void of emotion, utterly calm, and emitting cold ki with ease. You then look for one of Mousse's many weapons strewn about the club, finding a dagger that fits well in your had. Then, you prepare yourself for the chase.

First, and arguably the most suicidal part, getting Blondie to follow you out of here. No way were you gonna let loose a Saffron level tornado in the middle of a city, that'd be insane. Still, there was really only one way to grab her attention in this state, and you were not looking forward to it. Dagger in hand, you watch and wait; looking for the opening you needed. It wasn't long before you chance came; right as Ryoga let loose another wave of his new technique, the Jishin Funka-ha, shattering the floor where Blondie stood and sending her skyward for a brief moment, you struck. You dashed behind her and yanked her head back with her hair.

Then you swing with the dagger and cut off a long, flowing lock of her hair. You then leap away and turn to face her, waving the golden wisps in your had like a banner; as if bragging about your conquest. Plastered onto your face was a cocky smirk that led into an even cockier grin, daring Blondie to come and get it.

It went about as well as you expected; Blondie got pissed, her ki surged and sent everyone flying out of the building. Along with collapsing the building itself on top of her. Luckily for you, rolling with the punches and falling properly was as easy as breathing for you. Unfortunately, said skills didn't quite account for a fifteen year old Little Red Riding Hood cosplayer being in your way. Unable to react in time, you collideed into the girl and the two of you came crashing in a heap on the streets.

Both of you groaned as you picked yourselves up. "Owie..." The girl muttered, rubbing her aching head. You ignored her though, focusing on the rubble; because it was only a matter of time before Blondie got up for Round 2, and given what you just did she was gonna be gunning for you. Which was exactly how you wanted it, now all you had to do was lead her away to a safe place to fight in a...city...you've never been in...before...

You just realized that there was a very big flaw in your plan and you have only seconds to fix it.

You turned back to Little Red and picked her up by her cloak, frantically asking her, "Quick! Where's the nearest place that full of empty space and devoid of people?!"

"Uhh...ahh..." Taken aback from your question, she hesitantly replied, "At this hour? Maybe the park? It's somewhere over there; has a huge bronze memorial statue, can't miss it." She pointed to your left as she said this.

Good enough. You start hearing rumbling from the rubble and look around; oh good, Ryoga's getting back up, perfect. You hoist up Red and yell out to him, "Hey bacon breath! Catch!"

"Wait, wha-" Both of them confusedly say, before you cut them off by throwing Red right into Ryoga; sending them two of them toppling to the ground. Again. You continue yelling at Ryoga, "Get her outta here, it ain't safe for a kid to be around; not right now!"

You don't get the chance to say anything else, as the rubble explodes in fire and Blondie gets up from the ashes. She's also now officially stronger than Herb, ki-wise. And she was looking at you with eyes full of murderous hate. You reply by waving her hair back and forth, and making a run for the park; Blondie hot on your heels. And so it began, a chase of cat and mouse; though which was which wasn't so simple.

You hopped from rooftop to rooftop, agile like a fox, moving as fast as possible; yet slow enough that Blondie doesn't lose track of you. Meanwhile, your enraged foe simply barreled straight at you in a line, the obstacles you hopped over or side stepped she simply crushed. You think you see the park in the distance, a speck of bronze admist swaths of deep green. You'll reach it any second now, and once you do you can end this fight.

You turned back and saw the telltale heat and fire of your foe, gradually getting closer and closer, and from the corner of your eye you saw...rose petals?

Right as you turn around you collided into someone; Red Riding Hood from before. You rushed to get back up, only to be yanked by your pigtail by Red and interrogated by her, "You know, throwing me around like that wasn't nice. Now what the heck's going on around here? Why are you running like there's a horde of grimm on your tail? Why's everything exploding?! What's happening?!?!"

Yeah, you really didn't have time to explain right now; not with Blondie on your heels. You turned to Red and apologized for what you're about to do, "Sorry about this; Moko Takabisha!"

Red Riding Hood yelped as you fired a ki blast at her and sent her flying away, after which you continued running to the park. In a matter of seconds you reached the park, landing right in from of the monument Red mentioned. You looked around; yup, nobody around and plenty of space for a Hiryu Shoten Ha. Perfect. Now, wait for it....

You heard a loud roar, and felt a massive heat wave hit you right in the face.

Wait for it...

You saw a blazing inferno come from the rooftops, a furious blonde with blood red eyes in the center of it.

Wait for it...

She dove down, fist cocked back and flying right at you, about to pound your face in.

Now.

Shrouded in the Soul of Ice, you struck with a corkscrew punch once she's in range and called out your attack, "HIRYU SHOTEN HA!"

Hot clashed with cold, fire with ice; and the dragon emerged. A tornado engulfed the park and sent the fiery blonde skyward, the harsh winds beating her relentlessly. Her vast power turned against her, as it only served to fuel the vortex; while you stay in the eye of the storm, sill in the Soul of Ice and radiating cold to maintain the attack on your end. It seemed liked you had this in the bag; unlike Herb, Blondie couldn't change her ki from hot to cold and unlike Saffron she didn't have regeneration to fall back on. She wouldn't die from the attack, but she'll definitely be down and out for the count.

And then the vortex caught on fire. Fuck.

You remembered that Saffron pulled the exact same trick in your fight, and then you realized that Blondie was being beaten by the tornado; and that she got stronger the more she's beaten up. Shit.

You broke off the Soul of Ice and let the tornado fade away, then took Blondie's latest power-up into account. And...she's around double Saffron's strength, fantastic.

Yeah, you're screwed; you hate to admit it, but you couldn't ignore the facts right in front of you. There was no Gekkaja to enhance your attacks and counter the heat, no hidden weakness to exploit, and no lucky break to turn the tide in your favor. Ranma Saotome didn't lose; except for this day, apparently.

Blondie rushed at you, an inferno the size of a small mountain trailing behind her. You prepared yourself as best you could, though if she even landed just a glancing blow on you you're toast. She closed in, you prepared yourself...

And then dozens of ki blasts hit the ground in from of Blondie, ricocheting off of the dirt and hitting her square in the chest; sending her flying. Apparently, it was a bit early to write off that lucky break, because Herb just landed right in front of you, battle aura flaring and holding...

You gaped at him; no way, no freaking way. No way you were that luck, but you couldn't deny what was in front of you: in Herb's right hand was the Gekkaja of all things. Seeing your reaction, Herb smugly explained, "You didn't think the Phoenix Folk made the Gekkaja, did you? It's part of the Dragon Tap for a reason, after all. I brought it so that we could even the scales in our fight, though it seems we'll be needing it for a different fight right now."

You were too happy to see the damn staff to even care about Herb's subtle insult and arrogance right now, along with the Dragon Prince himself here to lend a helping hand. Straight to the point, you asked him, "What's the plan?"

"One of us calls forth the dragon, the other rides it up to the top," he then smirked and added, "I think you can see where this is going."

You do; he's basically re-enacting the same method you used to beat him: one of you rode the vortex up and gathered the ambient ki leftover from the Hiryu Shoten Ha to fire a massive ki blast at the enemy below. The other maintained the tornado and continued to make Blondie leak ki like a sieve to fuel the Hiryu Korin Dan to take her down. The only question now was who did what now.

"So, who does what?" You asked him.

Herb shrugged, "It's a close call, depends on whether a longer tornado or a quicker ki blast would be better; whichever one is better is the role I'll take."

Right, whichever position Herb took would be the stronger position due to his massive ki reserves; he could either initiate and maintain the vortex, holding it for far longer than you ever could, or he could ride it up and gather and empower the ki blast better than you could. Like he said, it depended on which you though was more important, the tornado or the ki blast.

You didn't get much longer to think on it, because Blondie just got back from her fight; even more powerful and pissed off than before. However, you noticed something; her body wasn't quivering from rage, not entirely. Her twitching was from a mix of both fury...and pain. You examined her closer, and used your memories of Saffron to figure it out.

Her body couldn't handle the power she currently had, it was overloading; albeit not as lethally as Saffron's was. Every technique had a flaw, a limit, and her's was reaching it. Though, as you continued looking at her, it seemed that she was gradually acclimating herself to the vast quantities of ki she found herself with. Still, it gave you the key to victory; like a wildfire, you had to let her burn herself out. Fan the flames until they consume themselves and fade to ash, so to speak.

This next attack should finish it, you just needed to figure out what role to play...

[X] Call forth the dragon
[X] Ride the dragon to the skies

NEW TECHNIQUE DISCOVERED - Jishin Funka-ha [Quake Eruption Wave] (A): A derivative of the Bakusai Tenketsu, one channels ki through the supposed cracks that emanate from an objects breaking point rather than striking the point itself; making a wave of ki the travels from the crack to the point and making the object break.
 
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I think the Dragon would do better at being a dragon right?

CALL FORTH OUR FRIEND THE DRAGON TO DO BATTLE IN THE SKIES.

[X] Call forth the dragon
 
[X] Ride the dragon to the skies

Well if Ranma is so concerned with property-damage, obviously the only choice is for him to to shoot the weaker technique.
 
I think the Dragon would do better at being a dragon right?
Honestly, that applies to both votes; the decision is more about which role you want to put Herb's power in. Put it in the tornado and not only does it last far longer than it ever would with you doing it, it also ensure the tornado doesn't catch on fire as well as give you more time to gather ki for the blast from the top. Having him ride the dragon to the top lets him power the ki blast with his own ki, basically firing off the attack far faster than you would in that role. Plus, he's faster at gathering ki than you are; further solidifying the whole 'faster' deal.
 
Herb can fly, so he would be able to get to the top of the Hiryu Shoten Ha without getting torn up by it. We can't, so we'd have to ride our way up through the flames and slicing winds.

[X] Call forth the dragon
 
Herb can fly, so he would be able to get to the top of the Hiryu Shoten Ha without getting torn up by it. We can't, so we'd have to ride our way up through the flames and slicing winds.
Actually, if you know what you're doing you can ride up the tornado without getting hurt by it; which Ranma does by virtue of having used the technique so much. And if Herb fires off the tornado then he can use his superior ki skills to ensure that the tornado doesn't catch on fire.

Again, it's a matter of if you wanna hit Yang fast or hard; both have their advantages and disadvantages.
 
Oh. In that case, we should hit her fast. She's already starting to go down. We need to smash her defenses open and finish it before she can recover.
 
[X] Ride the dragon to the skies

I hope the dice don't screw us over again.
 
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