When your Mother is the Simurgh...[Worm]

OMAKE: Twins Basil, Twins!
I cannot wait for. The twins!
I just realized what scene I want to see the most when Fenja and Menja join up. A Shocked/Bewildered/Half-asleep Taylor quotes the Venerable Tankred.

"Taylor, it's time to wake up."

A groan coming from under the blankets was the only response Danny got. "Taylor, you're going to miss school." He tried again, and shook her a bit for good measure.

"Hrmgh ffhuck schoo..."

Danny rolled his eyes and grabbed the blankets, revealing his still half-asleep daughter. She groaned some more, and slowly opened her eyes. She looked at her father, who was watching her titanic struggle against sleep with a bemused look on his face.

She sighed, and closed her eyes again. "Do I really have to get up now?" The bed was just so damn warm and comfy she couldn't quite muster the strength to get up yet.

"Yup. Your mom's already cooked breakfast, so unless you want to eat cold eggs and bacon you'll need to get up now honey."

Taylor let out a deep sigh, but didn't move just yet. She was just so comfortable it already took a great effort of will not to just drift back to sleep. "And I was having such a nice dream too..." She said.

"Oh?"

"There were these two girls, you know?" She elaborated. "Blonde hair, beautiful eyes..."

"Really?"

She breathed slowly and let out a half yawn, half sigh of contentment at the vague memory. She hummed in agreement and continued, "Twins, they were."

"Well, good thing it wasn't a dream then." Danny said.

Taylor's eyes shot open, letting her see her father enormously amused grin. He wordlessly pointed to her side on the bed.

She twisted her head to her side, and beheld a blonde girl sleeping contently while hugging her like the worlds most comfortable teddy bear. She raised her head a bit and sure enough there was the girl's twin, hugging her sister as well.

Taylor blinked, confused. Three seconds later, her mind caught up with the situation enough to create more complex thoughts than 'what'.

'So that's why the bed was so warm even without the blankets...'

Unfortunately for Taylor, those thoughts weren't that helpful. Or much more complex for that matter.

Danny chuckled at her gobsmacked look, drawing her attention back to him. "Your mother also made breakfast for them, so be sure to wake them up as well." He waved at her from the door. "See you down there, little owl. Don't take too long with your girlfriends." He teased, before closing the door, leaving Taylor to deal with the happily snoring twins.
 
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gotta plan my steps Accordingly.

... You realize that the real Accord would probably beat your skull in for that.

Narhwal is just that much of a smooth operator that she can perv, even while in the middle of an Endbringer attack?

"She stole my underwear AND got Behemoth's numbers. Just... HOW?!?"

So help me, I will make this both SFW and canon, somehow...

GG: Wow, Amy, I didn't know about this waffle restaurant! I've never had waffles with whipped cream and honey before. You take me on the best place for our dates!

Panacea: Yes, I do, don't I?

GG: I'm glad I broke up with Dean and am now with you despite how taboo it is. In fact... you wanna... *wiggles eyebrows* hold hands?

Waitress: SCANDALOUS! *faints*
 
5D shipping charts? Like.... Across space, time and universes?

I blame @CrunchySharpie for giving me the image of Tattletale or Ziz adding yet another entry of say, Pearl/Olive Oyl (Series: Steven universe, Popeye the sailor man respectively) in world ♧3, timeline 34z and then laning back with a content sigh.
 
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She hasn't found the erotica, yet. Wait until the next Interlude for that little blow up. What has happened so far, is Amy has gone to great lengths to hide the book whenever Carol walks in on her, almost catching her in the act a couple times. This, rightfully, ratchet's up Carol's paranoia and causes her to react even more negatively towards Amy, which Vicky notices in chapter.

You know, I can imagine her getting so paranoid about whatever Amy's up to that by the time she finds out the truth, it's nowhere near as bad as the things she thought up.

Amy: All right, I confess! I imagine myself in a lesbian incestuous relationship with Vicky! Look, I even have this book!
Carol: (blinking) Wait, how does this fit into your plan to take over Brockton Bay with a bio-engineered plague carried by mutated squirrels?
Amy: o_O
 
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You know, I can imagine her getting so paranoid about whatever Amy's up to that by the time she finds out the truth, it's nowhere near as bad as the things she thought up.

Amy: All right, I confess! I imagine myself in a lesbian incestuous relationship with Vicky! Look, I even have this book!
Carol: (blinking) Wait, how does this fit into your plan to take over Brockton Bay with a bio-engineered plague carried by mutated squirrels?
Amy: o_O

Amy: WHY would I have that as a plan?
Carol: Don't deny it! I saw you injecting your minions with a super-disease last month!
Amy: You mean when I was feeding the birds and squirrels in the park when I had a cold?(1)
Carol: Of course! Only a sick and diseased mind such as yours would have a plan like that, so it MUST be true!
Amy: Well, my plan was to feed animals in the park and I WAS sick and diseased at the time, so technically that's true that it was a plan from a sick and diseased mind...
Carol: I KNEW IT.
Lady Photon: Yes... sick and diseased, obviously... *into a walkie talkie* Kids, Carol's onto us! Hide the rodent cages and the plague phials!
QA Shard: *scribbling notes* carried... by... mutated... squirrels...
Scion: *in space reading reports from Shards* ... Mutated Squirrels. Why the HELL did I come to this planet?


Also, this makes me think of Amy as Cinderella with her animal friends, so that's weird.

(1) YES I KNOW AMY CAN'T GET SICK FROM DISEASES, PRETEND IT'S SOME BIOTINKER VERSION OF THE RHINOVIRUS THAT SHE CAN'T AFFECT OR SOMETHING
 
There's no need to pretend anything. Not even Space-Whale Bullshit Magic can protect you from the terror that is the Common Cold. :V

I completely agree but if I didn't say it then someone would have come into correct me, no matter how hard I argued. Plus, a) I can totally imagine Bonesaw getting bored one day and make a form of the Common Cold that's immune to biotinkering because Bonesaw, and b) Even knowing that that's a thing Carol would have used it in her paranoia.
 
I just realized what scene I want to see the most when Fenja and Menja join up. A Shocked/Bewildered/Half-asleep Taylor quotes the Venerable Tankred.

I kinda wanna omake this, but I don't have the first clue what to name it...

... You realize that the real Accord would probably beat your skull in for that.

I realize that Accord would probably do a lot of things to me for the things that I do, he'd hate my room, just little knickknacks everywhere. Also nice catch on the joke, almost thought I was too subtle there xD

GG: Wow, Amy, I didn't know about this waffle restaurant! I've never had waffles with whipped cream and honey before. You take me on the best place for our dates!

Panacea: Yes, I do, don't I?

GG: I'm glad I broke up with Dean and am now with you despite how taboo it is. In fact... you wanna... *wiggles eyebrows* hold hands?

Waitress: SCANDALOUS! *faints*

Pfft, not the direction I was thinking to go with that but okay, that works too.

What would replace the glass shoe?

...

Shatterbird?

Turned into a talking glass shoe, that rends the foot of anyone that wears her...?

Except for the one foot she was made for and she greatly enjoys that one person who fits her perfectly?

Okay Disney, enough with your kinky bullshit *Grabs the scotch*


On a less 'Just woke up' derpy note.

I AM ON FIRE!

Not literally but busted out around 1000 words over the course of an hour for the next chapter last night, let's hope this continues, I'm feeling the fury boys.

And girls I suppose?

Do I have female readers? I'm actually kind of curious, the whole 'lesbian harem comedy' thing hasn't driven the fairer half quarter tiny fraction of my readerbase away yet?

Edit: Or maybe they're all reading "A Cat is Fine Too" with the cute/sexy self insert catboy...? I'm okay with that.
 
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