Ramna Satome
"Mikado, one half of the golden pair.... he stole my first kiss, no wait a minute, that was Shampoo. Ok, so not that bad, but still really bad. I was so angry, so mad and worst of all a sick twisted part of me... liked it. Stupid sexy Mikado was... was I one of them? Dad hated those guys, told jokes about them, mocked them. Was I... um playing for a different team? Or was it the curse, I was in the cursed form maybe that was it. I sighed in relief and then the memories returned.
Go away gay thoughts, leave me be! I got up and out and hit a tree. Maybe that would help. Was I gay? I thought about the girls in my life Akane.... ugh uncute. She gets mad when I say it, but I'm not talking about her body. Her body's fine it's just you're supposed to be all polite and stuff to your fiancee but she's so horrible and nasty to me and acts like she's so much better then me. That's not cute, that's the opposite of cute.
I punched the tree again, and breathed in, I sat on a rock. She blamed me for it, the engagement. I didn't even know she existed until dad brought me to this stupid house, and suddenly it's all "hey son, you're going to get married now, here's your future wife".... It's just like him too, my entire life he's been getting us into mess after goddamned mess. He's always got a scam going, or is trying to steal something or take something or he's putting me through hell.
I thought about my classwork and felt bad, because I don't know how to do any of that stuff, because the only thing that matttered to my old man was the Way. Which means I'm behind in math, in science, in everything. The only classes I'm passing is PE, because that crap is easy and english because MacGuffin Sensei literally slows down time itself and works with us individually until we get it.
It's a pain in the ass and it seems to take forever, and there is a ton of classwork, but you don't get any homework, yeah he rides your ass hard but I'm used to dealing with the old man, and anyways there's a point. It's not just classes for classes you know? He's actually preparing us for a government test. You do four years with him and you can become an official translator.
A lot of people need people who can talk english and stuff and talk to the brits, the yanks, the ozzies and whoever else speaks english. It's a job and I want one of those, I need one of those. The old man doesn't understand, but I'm sick and tired of living on the run. Of camping under the stars. I just want a life, you know, something of my own because everyone's trying to tell me what to do and what to be and I'm sick of it.
I've been sick of it for a very long time. I thought about Ru. Ru didn't have to deal with this stuff, I followed him round a couple times. His parents are all supportive and shit, his Sensei doesn't try to control him. He just wants to help him get stronger, better to be the best Ru that Ru can be. Fuck, the old man never said that, according to the old man nothing I do is ever good enough.
I jumped over the fence, Ru had a job at the hospital waiting for him once he got out. Good money too or if he didn't want it he could go to college and stuff. Every door was open to him, the teachers loved him he was the school genius and people love that stuff. Me? Once I'm out of high school, what the hell am I going to do? Seriously what am I going to do?
All I know is how to break things and hurt people, my only chance and hope was making it through all four years of Mac's classes and passing that test, but to even get there I had to pass all my other classes and I didn't know how to do that. Oh sure, I can scrape by because of the play but I might not get that chance next year. Then I'm back at square one again.
If I dropped out or was kicked out the old man would gloat, Akane and her sisters would have their little comments, and if I'm that way on top of it all? Its like everyone is out to get me, me against the world and I can't keep living like that. Wait a minute, the Amazon Shampo... I think she's hot so... ok, ok I,m not that way, good, good.
I wandered the mostly empty streets of Nerima and jumped onto the fence of Ru's house. I watched him eat with his family, his parents were talking to him and stuff probably bout the play and.... they hugged him. I felt jealous and I felt bad about that. I went back home and went to bed.
The next day I went to the amuzement park. I didn't bring Akane with me, or the old man, I just needed some space you know? So I walk around and I'm doing ok, and then everything went to hell like it always does.
Ukyo was there and it turns out he's a she and fuck, dad screwed that up. So I have a third fiancee I didn't know about. Damned old man, that's a fight. Then P-chan shows up blaming me for everything that goes wrong with his life, the damned Amazon and then Akane and all I wanted was one day.
One day where I could relax, to finally get away from everything and watch Ru and his Sensei drive gocart together and I'm like "why cant that be me?" So I went over to the wishing well and wished we could change places. Didn't think that much of it and now that's why I'm here, can you untie me and how long till this truth juice wears off?"
I stared at the figure in the darkness didn't know who he...
"Oh, should have figured."
The voice changed back to normal.
"This is going to get fixed, Ranma."
"Yeah I figured that."
"Ru's under my protection, never ever pull something like this again."
There was silence.
"We're going to have a long conversation with Ru and get this body switch mess cleaned up."
I nodded it was fair enough.