Water slide
AUCTIONEER
"Sold. Um, your number, man?"
Um yeah, cool, we have this um, thing ladies and germs
a poster for this house's production of something I guess.
PORTER
It's played here?
AUCTIONEER
So who wants to buy this stuff, it's like really cool and um stuff, um Raoul, I guess it's um your's because you raised your hands, thats how auctions work right?
Um more stuff, I guess if you guys want it just raise your hands, it's like um really cool. You know Raoul's the only guy raising his hand so um he gets it.
RAOUL
A collector's piece indeed . .
every detail exactly as she said . . .
She often spoke of you, my friend ....
Your velvet lining, and your figurine of lead...
Will you still play, when all the rest of us are dead?
(Attention returns to the AUCTIONEER, as he resumes)
AUCTIONEER
So yeah, um peace out.
(Scene changes)
CARLOTTA:
Look the guys got us stuff
GIRL'S CHORUS:
Do do do, um la la la
MEN'S CHORUS:
we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas
ALL:
Dude, um the guy's here!
PIANGI:
Ummmmmmm
REYER:
Line please!
LEFEVRE:
idiot look on your sleave
REYER:
oh right, I am rehearsing.
LEFEVRE:
Monsieur Reyer, Madame Giry, ladies and gentlemen,
Please, if I could have your attention, thank you.
As you know, for some weeks there have been rumours of my imminent retirement.
I can now tell you that these were all true and it is my pleasure to introduce you to the two gentlemen
Who now own the Opera Populaire, Monsieur Richard Firmin and Monsieur Gilles Andre.
FIRMIN:
Some dudes giving us money, he's awsome!
RAOUL:
My parents and I are honoured to support all the arts, especially the world renowned Opera Populaire
LEFEVRE:
Our.. goddamn, it it's smugged
RAOUL:
An honour, Signor. I believe I'm keeping you from your rehearsal.
I will be here this evening to share your great triumph. My apologies, monsieur.
REYER:
Thank you.
CARLOTTA:
He, um digs me.
GIRY:
Our girls are really cute and stuff.
FIRMIN:
Blond chicks are hot.
GIRY:
Dude, she's my babygirl!
FIRMIN:
Who's the other hotty?
GIRY:
Christine, um I forgot the rest.
FIRMIN:
Yeah so did I.
GIRY:
Read the cue cards
FIRMIN:
It's freaking dark, I can't see anything
CHORUS:
la la la um la?
CHORUS WITH CARLOTTA AND PIANGI:
Something about romans!
ANDRE:
I can't see the cue cards either.
CARLOTTA:
........................
REYER:
If my diva commands.
CARLOTTA:
...... was I suposed to say something?
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Scene change
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CHRISTINE:
.................................
RAOUL:
Can it be? Can it be Christine?
Bravo!
Long ago, it seems so long ago
How young and innocent we were...
She may not remember me,
but I remember her...
CHRISTINE
................
um yeah, I'm Christine, totally Christine that's me all right.
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Scene change
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PHANTOM
Bravi, bravi, bravissimo
MEG
Christine, Christine
PHANTOM
Christine
MEG
Where in the world have you been hiding,
um guys how does the rest of it go?
CHRISTINE
Meg, um your dad said something.....
He told me I will be protected by an angel
An angel of music
MEG
Christine, do you believe?
Do you think the spirit of your father is coaching you?
CHRISTINE
Sort of I guess?
MEG
You were dreaming... um.... and stuff?
CHRISTINE
Go angel of music!
MEG
Who is this angel guy?
BOTH
umm, we can't see the cue cards
CHRISTINE
He's, um with me? even now?
MEG
Your hands are cold?
CHRISTINE
All around... me?
MEG
Your face, is white
CHRISTINE
I'm scared?
MEG
Don't be, that's it right?
MME. GIRY
...............
FIRMIN
Say something man?
ANDRE
He froze,
FIRMIN
Goddamn it not again
RAOUL
Gentlemen, if you wouldn't mind, this is one
visit I should prefer to make unaccompanied.
Thank you
FIRMIN
We met before
ANDRE
Yes?
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Scene change
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RAOUL
Little Lotte let her mind wander.
Little Lotte thought: Am I fonder of dolls
or of goblins or shoes?
CHRISTINE
Raoul
RAOUL
or of riddles of frocks
CHRISTINE
Lets get something to eat?
RAOUL
or of chocolates
'Underbreath'
You should have come to rehearsal
CHRISTINE
Father um
(Under breath)
I was busy ok?
RAOUL
As we read to each other dark stories of the North
CHRISTINE
No......
BOTH
The Angel of Music sings songs in my head!
RAOUL
You sang like an angel tonight
CHRISTINE
I'm a really good singer.
RAOUL
Oh, no doubt of it - And now we'll go to supper!
CHRISTINE
Angel is, um strict?
RAOUL
Well, I shan't keep you up late!
CHRISTINE
Raoul, no
RAOUL
You must change. I'll order my carriage.
Two minutes - Little Lotte.
CHRISTINE
No, Raoul, wait!
PHANTOM
Insolent boy!
This slave of fashion
basking in your glory!
Ignorant fool!
This brave young suitor,
sharing in my triumph!
CHRISTINE
Angel! I hear you!
um......umm....
enter at last, Master!
PHANTOM
Flattering child
you shall know me,
see why in shadow I hide
Look at your face in the mirror
I am there inside!
CHRISTINE
Angel of Music!
umm.......
Come to me, strange angel?
PHANTOM
I am your Angel of Music
Come to me: Angel of Music
RAOUL
Whose is that voice?
Who is that in there?
PHANTOM
I am your Angel of Music
RAOUL
Christine, Christine
PHANTOM
Come to me: Angel of Music
The Mirror
PHANTOM'S VOICE
Insolent boy!
This slave of fashion
basking in your glory!
Ignorant fool!
This brave young suitor,
sharing in my triumph!
CHRISTINE
Angel, I hear you.
Speak - I listen . . .
stay by my side,
guide me.
Angel, my soul was weak -
forgive me . . .
enter at last,
Master.
PHANTOM'S VOICE
Flattering child, you shall know me,
see why in shadow I hide.
Look at your face in the mirror -
I am there inside!
CHRISTINE
Angel of Music,
Guide and guardian,
Grant to me your
glory.
Angel of Music,
Hide no longer.
Come to me, strange
Angel?
PHANTOM'S VOICE
I am your Angel of Music...
Come to me: Angel of Music ...
RAOUL
Who is that voice?
Who's in there?
PHANTOM'S VOICE
I am your Angel of Music...
RAOUL
Christine.
Christine!
PHANTOM'S VOICE
Come to me: Angel of Music ......