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Don't worry. Nothing can go wrong. It is foolproof after all. I mean what could possibly happen?
 
We beseech thee, lord of dice- favour us in our hour of need, and accept our sacrifice!

*The babies are at the hospital, oh lord of trolls*
 
NO! the gods will do nothing we are not willing to do our selfs! praying for their help will only anger them!so pick up youre hammers and swords children of velocity tonight we march to the surface and if the gods would abandon us then fuck them!
 
So in the unlikely event that we somehow got a Nat 1 on our diplomacy, how fucked are we in this game and what sort of sacrifices we need to offer to the GM and the Dice Gods to show us mercy?
 
As far as I know, I don't think I've ever seen a Dynasty Quest like....fail, before. As in achieve Bad End.

Even if every single option fails, you still have the money, and the army, and you could probably hole up and go ultra defensive.

You're stronger than you think you are.
 
My guess? We amend Gaminglord's idea, take up our swords and hammers, and go on a crusade.

Now get back to sacrificing.
 
Omegahugger said:
You need to honour them, but not demand their favour.

It is indeed a balance act one has to create.
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honor them with deed not begging and pleas

in Asuka Quest we marched forward against the tide's of Xeno's with not a trace of fear and thay blessed us with bullshit worthy of exaltation

in warhammer dynasty we charged the lines of Grom a Orc set to ravage the Empire and nearly shatter it but with not dispair nor fear we rode forth and killed the vile orc and saved the Empire

honor with deed not prayer my friends
 
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torroar said:
As far as I know, I don't think I've ever seen a Dynasty Quest like....fail, before. As in achieve Bad End.

Even if every single option fails, you still have the money, and the army, and you could probably hole up and go ultra defensive.

You're stronger than you think you are.
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Countries are pretty hard to destroy, assuming you have any heirs at all. Even military defeat won't always do it. You can be vassalized.
 
Gaminglord99 said:
honor them with deed not begging and pleas

in Asuka Quest we marched forward against the tide's of Xeno's with not a trace of fear and thay blessed us with bullshit worthy of exaltation

in warhammer dynasty we charged the lines of Grom a Orc set to ravage the Empire and nearly shatter it but with not dispair nor fear we rode forth and killed the vile orc and saved the Empire

honor with deed not prayer my friends
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Honor them with deeds? Preposterous!

All of our deeds only belong to us through the graces of the Gods! To use them as a basis for Faith is like using a preexisting favour as reasoning for more!

Nay, we must honour them with strength and endurance! The Gods test their followers with poor dice, see which of them are lacking in faith and tye to "bonuses" and "weighted rolls" to even the odds! Heathens!

We shall persevere! Even when the dice show eternal 1's, even when opposed with a thousand crit fails, we shall continue our holy quest!

THAT is true the true way to honour them!
 
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