Ynys Afallon 4b
[X] Sure. It's not that expensive, and you're curious to know what kind of options are open to you. It might also be interesting to hear Nimue describe your 'song'.
-[X] Just the song, thank you.
--[X] Headwings

With Nimue practically challenging Velocity and Assault to deny her words, and them looking like they want to, the situation is starting to feel a bit tense. A lot tense, even. This calls for the bomb disposal squid! You should have enough skill in social to avoid unforeseen detonations, yep.

"Um, hi!" You float forward, leaving a tail curled around Mist's neck. Multitasking.

"Yes?" Nimue turns to you. You give her a little wave because Striker protocol: no touchy. Despite her heated words only moments before, her smile hasn't changed, still placid and pleasant. Ah. A thought occurred to you earlier, how it was nice Nimue shows so much of her face. You take that back. Just a mask of a different kind.

"I was interested in what you could tell me about my song?" A quick glance shows Fragarach is still engaged in conversation – negotiation? – with Armsmaster and Miss Militia, but even if he's listening in somehow, you aren't lying, not entirely. Nimue's description of Velocity's music hinted at his past. He never told you the specifics, but you do know he was military, and didn't have a great time. What will Nimue tell you, someone with no past whatsoever? Even if it turns out her words are just general vagueness that could apply to anyone, that's useful too. Gathering information is the mission.

Not that your colleagues are looking particularly happy about what you're doing. Weird.

"Certainly." There's a lighter tone to Nimue's voice now. "A friendly word of caution, however. Your circumstances leave you with little to offer. Notwithstanding Misteltein's advocacy, your contract will not be a bargain."

Well, that's a nice-ish way of saying you might as well not bother. "But you're not vetoing me?"

"I have a personal reservation, but it has no bearing on my business."

Guess Mist's support doesn't count for that much then – though you're not exactly surprised. You don't have a lot money, or fame, nor do you make a terribly useful connection. Loud and frequent claims of being best hero aside... realistically, the first case 53 in Protectorate history to be promoted past basic member won't be you. You know that.

But still.

"I like to have options." Even a road untraveled makes the world bigger for its existence. Choosing to decline is a vastly different thing from not having had the option in the first place. "When I have them, I like to know what they are."

"Splendid." There's an honesty in her voice, something that doesn't strike you as the self-interested cheer of a salesperson. "I must charge you my preview rates, however. I care little for money, less for monetizing my breath, but my swords would be cross with me if I did not."

"That's okay." You shrug. Two-and-a-half days of work aren't that much, and it might be neat. Five hundred bucks shouldn't make a difference in the number of paychecks until you can purchase your dumbos... naturally, from a local and anonymous yet completely legal handler. You need a better excuse. Maybe Weaver can pretend she fished a new species out of the ocean...

"Pray remind me of your powers?" Nimue asks. "In your own terms, please."

"I give people nightmares. But only sometimes on purpose."

"An uncontrolled aspect?" She sounds genuinely confused.

"Uh." Oops? You tug on Mist with your tail. Halp.

"It was a joke, Nim, lighten up," she says, appearing in the corner of your eye. "Cirrata opens up, stores things inside her, and floats in the air. Basically a Lovecraftian piñata."

"I see." Nimue sees, apparently. Wonderful. "I see the reason Cirrata has your favor, that is. Very well, I recall her powers now. And the anchor?"

Body part, you're guessing. Well, that's easy. You point at the wing without Triffid's flower on it. "Wings. I don't use them for flight, can't figure out how to move them. They should do something." It's not that you hate accessories with the sole purpose of being pointlessly cool, but it's a little embarrassing you have them growing out of your cranium.

Nimue nods and takes a single step forward. She's wearing a second mask beneath her veil, hiding her face more sensibly. Through black cloth, you see her eyes close.


"Discordant layers, in some aspects aligned, in others converging still. An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."


Confusing. Good thing this is being recorded. It might make more sense after some thought.

"Wings," Nimue continues, her eyes open now. "A first for me, I'll confess. Unused for flight, but perhaps flight?" She pauses a few seconds. If she's thinking, it doesn't show in her smile. "No, I think not. Your magic isn't truly the type."

Another pause, longer this time. "There are aspects of loss to your song, not unlike your colleague, though inverted. The youngest harmony conveys recovery, perpetuation. A life being rebuilt. Defense, then."

She moves her hands as if in prayer, but cupped, her hands two domes. "Shields... no, a shell. Either the wings themselves or something created by them. Powerful through means you already have... as well as a magic further afield."

There is an expectant air around Nimue, so you guess she's done. Honestly, it's a bit of a bummer. Wing-shields? Are you a ladybug now? You already have your own shields, this just sounds like a more complete protection with some extra perks, whatever they are. "Thank you. You can't guess at the specifics?"

"... it would sooner be inspired by the humble than the great. Even in its diminished state, your core is too absolute. Misteltein, please handle Cirrata's other queries. Barring interest from other parties, I will be with Fragarach."

"Gotcha," Mist says. You allow her to steer you away from the central gathering.

"Can you handle my other queries?"

"Heck no." That's about what you thought. "Sorry about that. Nim makes perfect sense to herself, so questions are like asking her to explain why red is red and blue is blue. It's just her worldview. I can screen questions she might be able to answer though."

"It didn't seem that... natural? With the whole closed eyes and concentration thing."

"Theatrics, mostly. Makes people feel better about paying for words." Sounds like an explanation kind of defeats the point, but you don't particularly care, so maybe she's taking that into account.

Over in the distance, Dennis detaches from the other Wards to approach you. Behind him, Gallant's being remarkably sneaky about keeping people in his eyesight, looking like he's just chatting with Aegis. Can't really ask him about his findings until someone takes Mist out of your tentacles though.

You wave at Dennis. "Hey De-Shawn." Augh fuck, emergency mid-name deflection. Thank the gods his costume doesn't show he's ginger. You'll drop the branding department a thank-you seagull later.

For just an instant he falters, but he recovers in the same step. Think fast! "W'sup C? Let's be pros, aight? We hustlin' right now."

… you're torn on how to feel about Dennis right now. Either a pure admiration for his superb social dexterity, or a profound desire to Tentacle Twister him all over the lobby until he promises never again.

"... fosho." You bump his fist with a knot of tentacles, and with apologies to African-American slang. This is about cape identity, a matter of life and death. Please understand.

"Heyas Clock," Mist raises a hand.

"Hey." He nods at Misteltein and turns to you. "Didn't expect you'd be interested, Skye. You aren't really, right?"

"Nyeh." You shrug. "Not enough to matter. It's not feasible anyway." Avalon can no doubt arrange a deal of some sort, but considering the hassle involved, you sincerely doubt they're going to offer a price you'd be willing to pay. "More power sounds nice on paper, but that's just me being greedy."

"Don't you already rate in half the categories?"

"Sure." More than half when your hunches get in your file. "But power is kinda like money. It buys possibilities. Of course more is better. And I'm doing that crappy mentor thing again, aren't I?" At least Vista isn't around this time.

Dennis laughs softly. "No, no, what you do is spin it as something nice, like 'to better further my heroic aspirations' or something."

Hmm. Ambition? No, that would be lying. Your mind instantly cycles through the contents of your inventory. Nimue's words, blithe avarice, feel more accurate. Want beyond reason. That's about you then? Or maybe it's just an educated guess based on your power, because really, anyone with a limitless pocket dimension is going to stuff random junk in it. Hardly a keystone of your personality. Probably.

All this introspection is giving you a headache! You hover around to Dennis' back and hang your arms over his shoulders. There, now he's connected to Misteltein through you, and that's totally useful for a quick security response and stuff. Tactics! The fact he makes a very relaxing perch is incidental and unintended.

"Nah," you decide. "No sugarcoating. Greedy describes me fine. Greedy and possessive. Just need to be greedy and possessive about the right things." Though you do need to adjust the possessiveness. The cold fury when you imagined Shadow Stalker doing something to Ashley, the octoplush Hunch gave you...

"Skye?" Dennis taps one of the tightened tentacles around his costume. Strangling instincts, damn. You loosen them.

"Possessive," you explain, explaining nothing. If you get like this when thinking about a plushie, what will happen when you... no.

This feels like something you shouldn't think about.

And you guess it doesn't really matter. There's no problem as long as there's no problem, so you'll just have to do your best and things will work out. You quickly let your gaze wander over other friends and friendlies in the room, then pat Dennis on his helmet. "If you think you can get away from me easily, you're dead wrong."

"I'm sorry?" Dennis asks.

"Trying out this intentionally scaring people thing. How'd I do?"

"Eh. One out of eight."

Mist, easy to forget despite being stuck in your tail, sighs, loud and theatrical. "You're cute together, but do you absolutely need me here for your flirting?"

Yep, that's totally what you were doing. You roll your eyes at Mist. "Of course. Someone needs to see how cute we're being."

Mist lets out an exaggerated scoff. "Ugh. Clockblocker, can you like, poke me into the future? I'd appreciate it."

"And open myself up to being sued for parahuman assault? I dunno. Let me think about it." Dennis knows exactly what he can get away with. "How about you do something criminal? Faster than signing a waiver."

Mist's gaze roves from his boot to his helmet. Hey, no. You send more tentacles at Mist, keeping her away from Dennis.

"This is completely unrelated, but did I mention I still need to make my first arrest in this city?" You float upward and split your chest, horizontal strands of saliva running from lip to lip.

Mist blinks. Is this the first time your body registers as a threat to her? She blinks again. "Skye, uh, I realize that's your mouth, but just to be safe, we need to review how kissing works."

… you gotta be impressed by her dedication to flirting. Well, you don't gotta, but it's nice of her to take the whole monster squid thing in stride.

Dennis chuckles. "You know, I was... actually, no. Let's just say it's nice to see Skye make more varied acquaintances."

"Varied?" An eyebrow peeks out from above Mist's eye-mask. "I hope you're not implying we're not good people, Clockblocker."

"No offense, but you're competing with professional heroes."

Mist ponders on that for a moment, lips pursed to the side. "Okay, I'll concede that one. But you have to admit we're closer to heroes than villains. We're welcome here, after all."

And if they were invited for a friendly coffee, that might make sense. They weren't, so it doesn't.

"Anyways," she continues, "I'm not picking a fight, I just don't want people to dismiss my team out of hand. Especially you, Skye. Nim prefers favors and service over money. You could travel with us for a few months? We usually stay in costume anyway, and the Protectorate will still be here when you get back. You'd get to travel, see new things and new people, get into the occasionally fight, yeah, but you wouldn't need to share a city with whoever you beat afterward. No grudges. Unattached and free."

"No thanks, Mist. Really, it's okay. Why the sudden pitch?"

"I just... want you to know you have actual options, all right?"

"I do get that." You put a soft smile into your voice. "You seem nice, Mist. Nimue seems interesting, and the lifestyle... new sights and freedom do sound better than paperwork and rules. I'm happy it's an option, more than you probably think." You take a deep, biologically pointless breath, just to find the right words. "But the Protectorate offered me a sandwich when I was starving. Even if you offer me steak now, when I'm already well-fed... there's no contest. None. I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but you don't even rate on the same scale."

A vaguely wistful smile is Mist's only reply.

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Vote postponed to next update. Avalon is on the verge of leaving the PHQ, so if anyone has a write-ins involving them, now's the time. :p

Also, wow, this update fought me, hope it's at least okay. Next one should be out a lot sooner than a week and then some... ugh.

Also, minor benefactions can reveal Avalon Augmentations, if anyone's interested in that kind of thing. (Though some will become shard growths after this arc.)

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Brute/Changer. Wings can rapidly enlarge, gaining arm-like motility. Dimensionally-shunted mass adds unexpected weight, force and durability, unnoticeable by self. Unaffected by Trump powers.
- Mass/power/durability scales with invulnerability shard growth.
- Max regeneration shard growth: most damaged wing can instantly mirror state of least damaged wing.
- Max shardsense shard growth: wings gain resistance to power effects, can cancel power effects on hit.

Drawbacks:
1~30: removes flight
31~79: disables flight when in use
80~100: no drawbacks
 
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Ah. A thought occurred to you earlier, how it was nice Nimue shows so much of her face. You take that back. Just a mask of a different kind.

Insightful squid is insightful.

but my swords would be cross with me if I did not."

How did I not see this before.

"Discordant layers, in some aspects aligned, in others converging still. An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."

Attempted analysis: She felt she had not reached her full potential, greed was involved in some way, and a lot of people died, presumably in a fire.

Also:

Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."


*swears profusely* Mini-Glaistig's read worm already hasn't she?

The cold fury when you imagined Shadow Stalker doing something to Ashley, the octoplush Hunch gave you...

On the one limb, this ties neatly into the mention of greed in Nimue's description, on the other, nice Cauldron Quest reference!
 
Not what I was expecting with the wings but hey i'll take what I can get

Skye is secretly part-penguin. Wings are for swims and slaps.

What if we fail DC30? Do we Bad End? Lose all power?

Ugh, no, this is just me forgetting how dice checks work. Editing. 1-29 loses flight, not... 1-49?

Honestly, I imagine someone will just throw a minor benefaction at it to bump it to 31 minimum. If you do end up losing flight, you'd still be able to move around with your wings, adjusting with your tentacles. Because you weren't bizarre enough yet. :p

*swears profusely* Mini-Glaistig's read worm already hasn't she?

It just fit. :p More a case of author-couldn't-resist than an actual GM reference, mind.

nice Cauldron Quest reference!

The best quest. I wrote a POV: Ashley omake for it recently, if anyone hasn't seen that yet.
 
More defense is always good and those abilities seem pretty potent. Still, even setting aside any possible hold Nimue might get over us, the risk of losing our flight, no. Maybe if we can get benefaction boosts on that roll sufficient to guarantee getting past that DC30.
I can't wait to see the new shard growths. /Compulsive Strategy Tinkerer

Ashley's a character in Cauldron Quest then? How do we even know her in this Quest then?
 
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"It was a joke, Nim, lighten up," she says, appearing in the corner of your eye. "Cirrata opens up, stores things inside her, and floats in the air. Basically a Lovecraftian piñata."

"I see." Nimue sees, apparently. Wonderful. "I see the reason Cirrata has your favor, that is. Very well, I recall her powers now. And the anchor?"

Hm. I'm not seeing the synergy? Maybe like, us deploying Nimue suddenly so she catches a lot of people in her effect because they aren't as cautious about watching the distracting squid?
 
Ashley's a character in Cauldron Quest then? How do we even know her in this Quest then?

Ashley is indeed a side character in Cauldron Quest. She's the tragic heroine of her own story, a victim of good intentions, constantly struggling with miscommunication. Heart-rending. I'm beyond impressed with @Chartic and @YunYunHakusho for her creation. The main story of Cauldron Quest, detailing the vast struggles of a secret organization and its members, is also very worth reading.

Skye just called her plushie Ashley. Complete coincidence.

Also who keeps giving me these taaags. For the record, they are very cool, they make me grin, but I'll probably remove them eventually. Spoilin' my jokes...
 
singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning.

This is the most apt double entendre I've seen in a very long time, and I appreciate the fuck out of it.

Seriously, Skye turned up the adult something fierce here without for one second failing to be anything but 100% her, and I don't think too many other authors could do that quite as convincingly as you just did here.
 
"I do get that." You put a soft smile into your voice. "You seem nice, Mist. Nimue seems interesting, and the lifestyle... new sights and freedom do sound better than paperwork and rules. I'm happy it's an option, more than you probably think." You take a deep, biologically pointless breath, just to find the right words. "But the Protectorate offered me a sandwich when I was starving. Even if you offer me steak now, when I'm already well-fed... there's no contest. None. I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but you don't even rate on the same scale."
Seriously, Skye turned up the adult something fierce here without for one second failing to be anything but 100% her, and I don't think too many other authors could do that quite as convincingly as you just did here.
This. One hundred fucking percent this. I don't think I can praise that paragraph enough.

I barely even bothered to try and unpack Nimue's statements, I was so overwhelmed by how well that paragraph works on so many levels. Not only does it cover wonderful ideas (that the nature of your support structure and friends matters far less than whether they exist or not in the first place, that people can get used to just about anything and learn to be happy there), but it's delivered in such a perfectly Skye way, a slightly silly metaphor that nonetheless displays surprising insight, and it's a perfectly Skye worldview, an almost lazy contentment to settle for the things she has, settle for the friends she's made, settle for the person she is, because she's just fine with all of those things and would rather keep them than throw them away in the pursuit of something that might be better. Possessive, yet content, bordering on sloth. It just fits.





also clocktopus is real and nobody can tell me otherwise
 
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Honestly, I imagine someone will just throw a minor benefaction at it to bump it to 31 minimum. If you do end up losing flight, you'd still be able to move around with your wings, adjusting with your tentacles. Because you weren't bizarre enough yet. :p
Majestic flapping. Bad enough she already flies like a damn Reaver.
 
Well, that's a nice-ish way of saying you might as well not bother. "But you're not vetoing me?"

"I have a personal reservation, but it has no bearing on my business."
Hey, if you can't handle our BS, you can take your BS and waltz on out of town.:V
"It was a joke, Nim, lighten up," she says, appearing in the corner of your eye. "Cirrata opens up, stores things inside her, and floats in the air. Basically a Lovecraftian piñata."

"I see." Nimue sees, apparently. Wonderful. "I see the reason Cirrata has your favor, that is. Very well, I recall her powers now. And the anchor?"
... yeah, make that a second person freaking out about 'knowing your power'.
"Discordant layers, in some aspects aligned, in others converging still. An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."
Well fuck. She knows we know about GM, even unconsciously.
Which means, as a Shard Controller, Zion might know.
For just an instant he falters, but he recovers in the same step. Think fast! "W'sup C? Let's be pros, aight? We hustlin' right now."

… you're torn on how to feel about Dennis right now. Either a pure admiration for his superb social dexterity, or a profound desire to Tentacle Twister him all over the lobby until he promises never again.
:lol:rofl:
"Nah," you decide. "No sugarcoating. Greedy describes me fine. Greedy and possessive. Just need to be greedy and possessive about the right things."
Someone's read With This Ring. Very Orange Lantern up in here.
 
Maybe the wings have something to do with Skye liking the taste of humans? That's certainly a discordant form of avarice. Hell, maybe Skye's powers want her to eat people, and the fact that she isn't is what's causing dissonance?

idk.

This might be really, really weirdly timed, but I think we should tell someone about how our sense of taste reacts to humans. I don't think we've done it at all yet, and it might be important in some way.
 
Cross-posting from the SB thread since I feel like people shouldn't be scared by a perceived chance of being completely screwed over by the RNGods and thus shutting down an honest discussion of Nimue's potential offer (The omake I indirectly alluded at is in the SB thread):



So about potentially asking Nimue to do her thing with our wings, I'd be perfectly happy to use my newly gained minor benefaction as a +30 on that outcome role, completely eliminating the worst case scenario of becoming utterly flightless in the process.

This would instead make it a 50/50 toss up between no downsides whatsoever or an inconvenience that could be worked around with very little effort. Since the flight would only be disabled on active use, it could be very well be used as either a potent defensive measure through tanking a hit, disengaging, and resume flying, as an additional tool to potentially deal with things that aren't directly nommable (BEAMS!) and to defend friends, and it would allow for combo moves.

Just befriend a sufficiently enough brutish Brute and it would open up the opportunity for things like cannonball special-powered hugging. Besides the wings are probably strong enough to be able to use flop-based motion on the ground and/or tight quarters.

As to why we might want to accept her offer, there are multiple angles as well. The obvious one would be that we're signed up for the S-class threat program for the monies and we need all the advantages we can get against Endbringers (imagine how sad Dennis would be if something were to happen to us during those fights). A second point would be that we know that Nimue has only finite amount of "charges" which means that every one spent on the heroes is one that can't be used to empower villains anymore and with our impeccable PR, interpersonal, and multi-tasking skills we could act as (an unofficial) liaison between them and the PRT to keep better tab on them (possibly through our Mist friendship as well). The third point in favor is a more a meta one but Sky could be aware of how C53 have very poor chances climbing ranks in the protectorate anyway through either talk in her chat, through deduction with her realizing that there aren't really c53 in leader roles or it being a hunch. One of the biggest drawbacks after opening oneself up for a sneak attack (something that would be bad for Nimue's business), namely being barred from making a career in the protectorate, doesn't really apply to us and I think deep down Skye is aware of this in some capacity. She has shown the willingness to start backup plans like the singing even if she's happy where she is.

Worse comes to worse, I'm sure Mouse Protector would be all too happy to take us as an apprentice fighter for JUSTICE. Just imagine the clusterfuck we could create with that teleport/portal spamming team-up.

It would well and truly require a post-cuddlefish support group for mooks we have captured. Robyn would finance it by secretly diverting PRT funds and Vex could join through video conference. After all, it would look bad if too many people broke down sobbing at the mere mentioning of "octopus", "tentacle", "hugs", etc.

EDIT: we could also finally move those wings! That alone would be worth the 50/50 chance for the slight inconvenience we wouldn't even notice while operating under our established MO!
 
An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."
Does this refer to us, or to the Entities?
The blithe avarice could refer to their harvesting cycle; while dirge, pyrite grief, and gold mourning could refer to Eden's death and Scion's reaction.
 
Cross-posting from the SB thread since I feel like people shouldn't be scared by a perceived chance of being completely screwed over by the RNGods and thus shutting down an honest discussion of Nimue's potential offer (The omake I indirectly alluded at is in the SB thread):



So about potentially asking Nimue to do her thing with our wings, I'd be perfectly happy to use my newly gained minor benefaction as a +30 on that outcome role, completely eliminating the worst case scenario of becoming utterly flightless in the process.

This would instead make it a 50/50 toss up between no downsides whatsoever or an inconvenience that could be worked around with very little effort. Since the flight would only be disabled on active use, it could be very well be used as either a potent defensive measure through tanking a hit, disengaging, and resume flying, as an additional tool to potentially deal with things that aren't directly nommable (BEAMS!) and to defend friends, and it would allow for combo moves.

Just befriend a sufficiently enough brutish Brute and it would open up the opportunity for things like cannonball special-powered hugging. Besides the wings are probably strong enough to be able to use flop-based motion on the ground and/or tight quarters.

As to why we might want to accept her offer, there are multiple angles as well. The obvious one would be that we're signed up for the S-class threat program for the monies and we need all the advantages we can get against Endbringers (imagine how sad Dennis would be if something were to happen to us during those fights). A second point would be that we know that Nimue has only finite amount of "charges" which means that every one spent on the heroes is one that can't be used to empower villains anymore and with our impeccable PR, interpersonal, and multi-tasking skills we could act as (an unofficial) liaison between them and the PRT to keep better tab on them (possibly through our Mist friendship as well). The third point in favor is a more a meta one but Sky could be aware of how C53 have very poor chances climbing ranks in the protectorate anyway through either talk in her chat, through deduction with her realizing that there aren't really c53 in leader roles or it being a hunch. One of the biggest drawbacks after opening oneself up for a sneak attack (something that would be bad for Nimue's business), namely being barred from making a career in the protectorate, doesn't really apply to us and I think deep down Skye is aware of this in some capacity. She has shown the willingness to start backup plans like the singing even if she's happy where she is.

Worse comes to worse, I'm sure Mouse Protector would be all too happy to take us as an apprentice fighter for JUSTICE. Just imagine the clusterfuck we could create with that teleport/portal spamming team-up.

It would well and truly require a post-cuddlefish support group for mooks we have captured. Robyn would finance it by secretly diverting PRT funds and Vex could join through video conference. After all, it would look bad if too many people broke down sobbing at the mere mentioning of "octopus", "tentacle", "hugs", etc.

EDIT: we could also finally move those wings! That alone would be worth the 50/50 chance for the slight inconvenience we wouldn't even notice while operating under our established MO!
Counterpoint: We already voted no. There was even a discussion with @Lyova about interpreting our votes as slightly paranoid and uncharacteristically not curious because we kept interpreting the choices as confirmation that we didn't want to make their fancy deal. Trying to sway us to vote for the thingy anyways means that our stubbornness was totally justified.
 
I'm back! *voraciously reads update* Nice, and I didn't miss a vote, woo. I'm surprised there's not more conversation picking apart what was said. Skye's first conversation with Nimue, just for starters. Her power seems to have futzed with her head a bit, and/or shows her the world in a different way. If Mist's comment about Minue being mad had a hidden purpose like Aegis speculated, Mist chose a good way to deflect, I think.

I don't enjoy picking apart flowery language, not my thing, I'll leave mulling over her description of our "song" to others. But she says other interesting things:

"I must charge you my preview rates, however. I care little for money, less for monetizing my breath, but my swords would be cross with me if I did not."

It's rather funky for her to claim to care little for money when her whole life revolves around monetizing her power. So why does she live as she does? If she's pushed to use her power by her shard, there has to be an easier way to do so without it monopolizing her life. I have lots of ideas, but none make much sense... I need to review the details of Avalon's MO. Hmm. Later on, Mist does say that Nimue prefers favors and service over money. Maybe another quirk of how her power affects her head? I sense a larger mystery though.

She calls it her breath. Maybe just a turn of phrase, but maybe not. Hmm.

She calls her teammates her swords. That can be interpreted as protectors. It is also interesting because in Arthurian legend, Nimue is the Lady of the Lake who gives Arthur his sword, Excalibur. Probably her just adopting more of that theme for group?

Even a road untraveled makes the world bigger for its existence.

That's a lovely turn of phrase, Lyova.

"I see." Nimue sees, apparently. Wonderful. "I see the reason Cirrata has your favor, that is.

That makes exactly one of you, Nimue - I have no idea why Skye interests Mist. Unless this was misdirection on Nimue's part, then Mist's interest is due to Skye's powers, and not owing to her being a Case 53, nor anything about her personality. I bet Lyova's dropped us clues, though I still don't have much of any idea what it could be. We don't have much synergy with any permanent member of Avalon, unless one of them has a hidden power. Our most unique and potent power is our relatively unrestricted portal generation, and that might be handy for globe-hoppers, but that doesn't explain why Mist is so much more interested than her teammates, and we've kept the unrestricted nature of our portals under wraps in any case.

EDIT: derp, see Lyova's response below :oops:

"Discordant layers, in some aspects aligned, in others converging still. An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning."

On second thought, I'll take a quick swing at this. The first sentence looks like a reference to shard growths. Discordant layers fits with our grab-bag of powers, and our powers will evolve - converge - as things continue. 'Blithe avarice' made me turn to the dictionary, a rare occurrence for me, but on second look its very fitting for Skye. The last sentence... I don't have much. A dirge is solemn funeral music. A canticle is a Biblical song or chant. I forget if Skye being a former terminal hospital patient is canon or not, but I think its not. I'm not going to read too much into those word choices. 'Aborted screams'? Perhaps we do have the PR-unfriendliness shard? =P Perhaps a reference to our ability to quickly sever things? I don't know. Pyrite is fool's gold and is associated with fakes, while gold is genuine, but grief and mourning are basically synonyms. Again, I don't have much. I'm pretty sure 'gold mourning' is Lyova just throwing in a reference and not unconscious knowledge on Nimue's part.

You wave at Dennis. "Hey De-Shawn." Augh fuck, emergency mid-name deflection. Thank the gods his costume doesn't show he's ginger. You'll drop the branding department a thank-you seagull later.

For just an instant he falters, but he recovers in the same step. Think fast! "W'sup C? Let's be pros, aight? We hustlin' right now."

… you're torn on how to feel about Dennis right now. Either a pure admiration for his superb social dexterity, or a profound desire to Tentacle Twister him all over the lobby until he promises never again.

"... fosho." You bump his fist with a knot of tentacles, and with apologies to African-American slang. This is about cape identity, a matter of life and death. Please understand.

Ha!

"Skye?" Dennis taps one of the tightened tentacles around his costume. Strangling instincts, damn. You loosen them.

"Possessive," you explain, explaining nothing. If you get like this when thinking about a plushie, what will happen when you... no.

This feels like something you shouldn't think about.

And you guess it doesn't really matter. There's no problem as long as there's no problem, so you'll just have to do your best and things will work out.

LEVIATHAN IS COMING, YOU FOOLS, FLEE, FLEE!

Mist, easy to forget despite being stuck in your tail, sighs, loud and theatrical. "You're cute together, but do you absolutely need me here for your flirting?"

Yep, that's totally what you were doing. You roll your eyes at Mist. "Of course. Someone needs to see how cute we're being."

Mist lets out an exaggerated scoff. "Ugh. Clockblocker, can you like, poke me into the future? I'd appreciate it."

"And open myself up to being sued for parahuman assault? I dunno. Let me think about it." Dennis knows exactly what he can get away with. "How about you do something criminal? Faster than signing a waiver."

Mist's gaze roves from his boot to his helmet. Hey, no. You send more tentacles at Mist, keeping her away from Dennis.

"This is completely unrelated, but did I mention I still need to make my first arrest in this city?" You float upward and split your chest, horizontal strands of saliva running from lip to lip.

Mist blinks. It's her first up-close look at your insides. She blinks again. "Skye, uh, I realize that's your mouth, but just to be safe, we need to review how kissing works."

Bwahahahaha. Man, look at the three of them at this super-serious and potentially tension-wracked meeting. Just chilling off to the side being silly together.

You could travel with us for a few months? We usually stay in costume anyway, and the Protectorate will still be here when you get back. You'd get to travel, see new things and new people, get into the occasionally fight, yeah, but you wouldn't need to share a city with whoever you beat afterward. No grudges. Unattached and free."

"No thanks, Mist. Really, it's okay. Why the sudden pitch?"

"I just... want you to know you have actual options, all right?"

"I do get that." You put a soft smile into your voice. "You seem nice, Mist. Nimue seems interesting, and the lifestyle... new sights and freedom do sound better than paperwork and rules. I'm happy it's an option, more than you probably think." You take a deep, biologically pointless breath, just to find the right words. "But the Protectorate offered me a sandwich when I was starving. Even if you offer me steak now, when I'm already well-fed... there's no contest. None. I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but you don't even rate on the same scale."

A vaguely wistful smile is Mist's only reply.

Aaaaand silly to *this* in 10 seconds flat. That's really touching. Again, Mist seems to care about Skye, beyond her interest in Skye's power revealed earlier. Like Skye, I'm just going to assume that's genuine, because to do otherwise is too much work.

It's also slightly illuminating how Mist sees her work - "unattached and free." Being a member of Avalon sounds exhausting and tense to me, honestly - constantly on the move, almost always in costume with persona in place and mental shields up, meeting and negotiating with potentially unstable parahumans as a day-to-day job... I wouldn't enjoy that. I had guessed that Nimue had a personal reason or some other motivation to keep moving, and that was part of her "madness" that Mist disliked. Perhaps they genuinely enjoy it.
 
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If you do end up losing flight, you'd still be able to move around with your wings, adjusting with your tentacles. Because you weren't bizarre enough yet. :p


If I'm understanding correctly, you mean to say we'd lose superpower flight but still be able to use flappy flappy flight, just that it wouldnt be that great and most of the fine details and maneuvering in close quarters would be done with our squiggle squiggles?

I'd be down for that chance for roleplaying, but not rollplaying.
I'm not sure which one you'd rather on your quest tho *shrug*
 
Hm. I'm not seeing the synergy? Maybe like, us deploying Nimue suddenly so she catches a lot of people in her effect because they aren't as cautious about watching the distracting squid?
That makes exactly one of you, Nimue - I have no idea why Skye interests Mist.
Personality, not power. :p Skye makes joke, joke goes over Nimue's head, Mist catches it. 'Ah, the joker wants to recruit another joker. How droll'.

She calls it her breath. Maybe just a turn of phrase, but maybe not. Hmm.

She's specifically talking about her $500 previews here. She herself doesn't consider that a service worth charging for, as she's just describing her worldview, not spending a limited resource. (Besides a minute of her time.)

Love your analysis by the way! Glad someone felt like digging into it. :)

If I'm understanding correctly, you mean to say we'd lose superpower flight but still be able to use flappy flappy flight, just that it wouldnt be that great and most of the fine details and maneuvering in close quarters would be done with our squiggle squiggles?

Nah. Less flight, more this, wings providing force and tentacles providing adjustment.



Be the terror of New England! :p
 
Personality, not power. :p Skye makes joke, joke goes over Nimue's head, Mist catches it. 'Ah, the joker wants to recruit another joker. How droll'.

She's specifically talking about her $500 previews here. She herself doesn't consider that a service worth charging for, as she's just describing her worldview, not spending a limited resource. (Besides a minute of her time.)

Thank you and thank you. Obvious now, but yeah, those both went totally over my head the first time. :oops: Now I like Mist even more.

Come to think of it, I think the more tempting offer for Skye would be "come travel the world with us, and earn a power upgrade mutation if you want it at the end," not "get a power upgrade mutation and come travel the world with us." Not enough to seriously consider it, after the relationships that she's built in the Bay, but it would have been tempting if Avalon arrived before we joined. Powers are great, but Skye really doesn't need more of them, and her life goals (build a life worth living, basically) don't become easier with more powers - if anything, her powers are an obstacle above and beyond her body, thanks to the way that parahumans are set apart from normal humans. Plus, we don't know what form Nimue's mutation would take - without clothes, she can't hide it, and it may provide others yet one more reminder of her powers and general strangeness. And while Mist is nice, we don't know much about Nimue, and next to nothing about Fragarach. Maybe they'd be great companions, but maybe not. Either way, Skye is better off, freer, if she's there totally voluntarily, and not obligated to be there by a debt. (I wonder how amenable Nimue would be to that arrangement, though) If things didn't work out, the group could turn into more of a ball and chain than the Protectorate's rules. Skye isn't exactly ideal subordinate material - it's fortunate the Protectorate offers her plenty of colleagues she likes, plus a fair amount of initiative on duty. Plus she gets to eat people - criminals - while getting to call herself a hero, that's nice too. :p Anyway, spending time with Avalon, getting to know them, and seeing the outcomes of Nimue's power elsewhere before accepting it herself would certainly offer me a lot more peace of mind in Skye's place - Skye certainly isn't me, but I think she'd benefit, too. :)

Again, not considering it seriously, but it's maybe an option if something like Noelle happens and the Triumvirate's role in creating Case 53s comes to light? I've often wondered what Skye would do should that come to pass. Part of me says she wouldn't change her life one bit just because of 3 assholes she's never met hundreds of miles away, but it's too early to tell, I think. She'll probably see them in action in a few months.
 
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"Yeah," Mist says, still wearing that strangely sad smile. "Alright. You seem to have things worked out. Good for you, Skye! I was a bit worried, your bosses keeping you in this city and all."

"They let me choose," you say with a shrug. You'd say something confident like 'Brockton Bay is a hellhole but I am also a hellhole', but honestly, the city has treated you alright so far. Likely because the others have sheltered you from the worst of it.

"Sooo... not interested in traveling with us, or no interest whatsoever?"

"Does it really matter?" You narrow your eyes at her, because, well, it's the only facial expression your face has, so might as well start making it versatile. "Look, more options are nice, and I don't think your group would betray me," because Nimue's right, the Protectorate would crush them, "but I didn't get the sense you'll charge me a price I'll want to pay. Harmless favors won't cut it, will they?"

"… yeah. Not favors alone." Yep, that's what you thought. They don't have a feasible way to cash in on any favor you owe them. Criminals, Avalon could threaten. But a Protectorate hero? They can try, but the Protectorate isn't going to let its employees be extorted by an independent group, debt or not. "Nim would want something more."

"And I don't have that. I think." Do you? Something that's yours to offer beyond favors? Money? Influence? Connections? With the non-existent career options of a case 53 in the Protectorate, all of those things are in awfully short supply.

Your portals? PRT property, not yours to barter with. Hah, it's easy to imagine how Director Piggot would react to the suggestion of handing out portals to unaffiliated independents. She'd fold you in half. You could even see her trigger with super strength just to do so. Brr. Scary.

What else is there? Your singing? Unlikely to become more than a hobby, though you have been getting some interesting emails about that lately. Nothing you can use in a negotiation though, and that's assuming you want to, and you don't.

Information? Your hunches... yeah, you're not going to pretend you can detect them, but if you had to guess, they're being quiet. That doesn't work either. You give Mist another shrug to indicate you're done thinking and came up with nothing.

"Well." Her tone is resigned, with maybe a hint of disappointment. "A lot can change in a week. We'll probably be around that long. If you have a change of heart, you let us know, alright?"

"I'd need a heart to have a change of it."

"That's a killer villain line right there, sunshine."

"I know, right?" You secure your hold on Dennis and Mist. "Missing my true calling. You're all lucky I'm nice."



Soon enough, Armsmaster and Miss Militia take Nimue and Fragarach to a private room, trailed by Aegis and Gallant. The planned recruitment pitch? You'll leave it to them. Everybody else just plops into the lobby's seats and passes the time with fairly casual chatter. You share some anecdotes about your time in Boston, Clock has some choice stories about fighting dragons with toilet paper. Mist is quick to recover her cheer, regaling you with the tale of how Nimue met Myrddin and became arch-frenemies on all matters arcane. There's a joke in there but you're not that familiar with Arthurian legend.

Lancelot makes the occasional comment that everyone pretends to understand. You gather his butt is made out of chicken. And that French has issues.

The clanging of Armsmaster's steel boots against the metal floor announces his return before he actually rounds the corner. Quite a bit of time has passed since he and the other decision-makers left. You doubt the recruitment succeeded, but did they reach some kind of agreement, at least?

As soon as they enter the lobby, Nimue and Fragarach move for the exit. No more business here? Avalon's Thinker makes a few sharp gestures with his hand, to which Mist and Lancelot jump up from their seats. Hand-code, coool. You kinda want – never mind, you have no hands. Or is it that other people don't have tentacles? Either way, bummer.

Hmm. In the end, Fragarach never did show any interest in you. Eh, whatever. No sense in wasting time and energy on trying to figure out a Thinker. Super no thanks.

"Gotta run! See you all! Feel free to come chat when you see us around." Mist give everyone a playful grin – there might've been a wink beneath her mask too. Yeah, Avalon totally won't cause trouble that will need Protectorate attention or anything.

Lancelot follows Mist without a word. Shielder, on the other hand, hangs back for a quick conversation with Gallant, saying something to the general effect of please make sure my cousin doesn't drag me home one limb at a time. Wow. The PRT seriously needs to do something about Gory Girl – an amateur has no business dabbling in dismemberment. Can't she just leave it to the local professional?



As soon as Avalon is out the door, followed by some PRT officers to ensure their proper departure, everyone sort of gravitates toward Armsmaster. Velocity, Dauntless, Assault, Miss Militia, Aegis, Gallant, Clockblocker, and you. You sneakily migrate from Dennis onto Hannah, because variation... makes a healthy diet? No, wait! Variation is the spice of life, that's it. You don't think she notices.

"Well done," Armsmaster addresses everyone. "We'll debrief in ten minutes, that should give me enough time to check and format the analyses. Gallant, please join me to add your own readings."

As the two armored heroes leave, Miss Militia draws the group's attention through some subtle shift in body language made less subtle by the fact that she's wearing you. "Kill some time productively, everyone."

The other heroes disperse, some going back to their seats, others to their offices. Your office! Ten minutes is enough to check that out.

"Skye?" Hannah says as you begin to detach from her. "I'm curious why you asked Nimue for a preview."

"I... was curious, thought it would give us some information to compare to Velocity's, and I'm still getting used to the idea of disposable income? Am I in trouble?"

"You're not, Skye." With her mask in the way, you can't quite tell what expression she's making. "Look, Velocity did have some personal interest so Fragarach couldn't call him out on any lies, but he was primarily acting on orders to gather information. You did the same thing, but on your own initiative, so I can't guarantee Director Piggot will reimburse you."

Oh. Oh. "Did I miss that or wasn't I told?"

Hannah's eyebrows arch, and this time your mind can fill in the rest of the expression – an apologetic smile. "Considering the involvement of a Thinker of unknown capabilities, and unknown powers in general, Armsmaster thought it was better to keep some of the team members in the dark. To let you speak with Avalon freely."

In other words, you were one of the people who weren't trusted to not let something slip. That's... you're not sure how to feel about it. It's sad you haven't earned their trust yet, but intellectually, it isn't unfair. You're the newbie, you did almost slip up with Dennis' name, and you were getting friendly with Misteltein. Still. It's tiny reminders like these that drive home how the people you might one day see as family... might, in return, see you as nothing more than their particularly colorful colleague.

"It's fine," you tell Hannah, seriously not in the mood to care about five hundred dollars. The PRT gives you food and shelter freely. No worry of being unable to make ends meet. "Less than three days of work anyway. I was saving up for something, but I'll get there eventually."

It says something about Hannah how her next question isn't 'what' but instead, "How much do you need?"

"Nineteen thousand dollars!"

"Nineteen thousand."

Ah, there's the 'what' question. Should you tell her? Somehow, you don't Hannah will be overly charmed by biotinker pets while their cute squishy little tentacles don't exist yet. Best avoid the topic for now. You cross your legs and lean back into your non-existent chair.

"We should discuss these matters in my office, Miss Militia." You wave in Dennis' general direction. "I'll have my secretary inform you when I have everything set up. And discovered where my office is. I'm gonna go find it now actually."

Miss Militia lets out a small sigh, probably deciding you still want to buy a tank, or eat nineteen thousand dollars of whatever will look most impressive as a world record. "Leave it until after, will you? We wouldn't want to send out search parties for you."

"Heeey."



And so you do the boring thing instead, and wait. Armsmaster returns quickly, and together everyone marches into one of the interchangeable meeting rooms of the PHQ. Standing at the head of the table, Armsmaster quickly summarizes the conversations you didn't listen to.

"Essentially, Miss Militia and I had little success with Fragarach in terms of recruitment or gathering information, but we did get Avalon to agree to a Protectorate escort again." Ah, that's good, you think. "However, only during the day."

"That's fairly transparent," Dauntless puts in. "Legitimacy from Protectorate association, while conducting their business at night unimpeded."

"Obvious, yes." Armsmaster gives a terse nod. "But it's acceptable as damage control. Shielder's presence already lends them legitimacy on a local level – it's less of an issue for one of us to join them as well. The PR department intends to spin it as the Protectorate chaperoning Shielder, which also happens to be something New Wave requested as a favor."

New Wave favors. Always handy.

"At night," he continues, "we'll increase patrols in downtown, specifically the hotel area. The Director can't authorize direct surveillance, but she wants at least some of us close enough to rapidly mobilize in response to any trouble."

"Shouldn't someone be there now then?" Velocity asks. "We're still assuming they'll start a fight to demonstrate their capabilities, right?"

"Yes," Armsmaster agrees, drawing out the word slightly, "but they shouldn't do so immediately. Avalon are nomads. They'll move on when they have too much negative attention from both us and the villains. They should focus on the less... volatile customers first. The few independent heroes we have in town, the unaffiliated, the rogues. It would depend on Nimue's ability to detect parahumans."

Armsmaster tilts his head to a stack of paper on the table, which starts being passed around. "Next point of order, the analyses. Keep in mind that speech analysis is not standard procedure for a reason. It's imperfect, and it can be fooled. It's entirely possible it has been fooled. Still, in combination with Gallant's power, it should give us some indication."

Yaaay, more paperwork to go through. At least it's kinda interesting. You quickly browse through the conversations you didn't hear – most of Fragarach's dialogue is ambiguous, filled with occasional expletives, unpleasant to read. Clearly not much respect for the Protectorate, even outright dislike, though he became a lot more polite when Nimue joined the conversation. You'll leave him to the others. Your own conversations are more interesting.

You're not sure how these files are ordered. Priority? Person? Ah, here's the conversation Nimue had with Velocity, leading into yours.

True... mostly true... true... true... the conversation is full of nice green TRUEs, with Gallant consistently reporting 'Calm', with a few instances of 'Agitated' toward the end of her talk with Velocity.

And then there's your part.

Nimue: A friendly word of caution, however. Your circumstances leave you with little to offer. Notwithstanding Misteltein's advocacy, your contract will not be a bargain. TRUE. Calm.

Cirrata: But you're not vetoing me? QUERY. Curious.

Nimue: I have a personal reservation, but it has no bearing on my business. MOSTLY TRUE. Calm.

Cirrata: I like to have options. When I have them, I like to know what they are. TRUE. Curious.

Nimue: Splendid. TRUE. Fondness.

Nimue: I must charge you my preview rates, however. I care little for money, less for monetizing my breath, but my swords would be cross with me if I did not. TRUE. Calm.

Cirrata: That's okay. TRUE. Apathy.

Wow! Must be nice, being able to cheat at social. You shoot a glare at Armsmaster and Gallant, then turn back to the analyses, skipping ahead a little. Oh, here's your song.

Nimue: Discordant layers, in some aspects aligned, in others converging still. TRUE. Calm.

An anthem of blithe avarice, its rhythm a heartbeat drum, primal and enduring. TRUE. Cautious.

Through it weaves a dirge, a canticle of aborted screams, singing of pyrite grief and gold mourning. TRUE. Frightened. Confused.

… seems like you're back to unintentionally scaring people. Did something about you register as frightening to her? Way too late to be your appearance.

Oh well. Powers are weird, and Nimue is especially weird. Maybe you'll ask her if you see her again – the confusion Gallant sensed might mean she won't be able to answer though.

Not much else jumps out as interesting. Nimue's assessments are all listed as TRUE, and she regained her calm after describing your song. Hmm.

"Hey cuddles," Assault calls from across the table, wearing a wide grin. "Page three, sixth paragraph."

Oh boy. You browse ahead.

Clockblocker: Skye? QUERY.

Cirrata: Possessive. MOSTLY TRUE.

Cirrata: If you think you can get away from me easily, you're dead wrong. TRUE.

Clockblocker: I'm sorry? QUERY.

Cirrata: Trying out this intentionally scaring people thing. LIE.

Oh gosh. Everyone is going to see this. Is seeing this. Aaah. And it's completely weird without context, and Gallant wasn't paying attention so his power can't clarify!

"No!" You wildly flail your tentacles. "No! I meant everyone! Not just Clock! Plural you, you people, like, all the heroes! Check the recordings I was looking around at everyone I swear!" Aaaah. This is super embarrassing. You follow your first instinct and crawl under the table. A few chuckles follow you, along with a mumbled comment from Hannah about burrowing reflexes.

"Cirrata." You peek out from under the table to see Dauntless holding up one of the pages. "I think you should look at page five." You do so. Oh, it skips back in time a little.

Cirrata: Hey, Mist. Did you tell me Nim was mad to sabotage sales to the heroes? QUERY. Curious.

Misteltein: I… no I didn't, Skye. AMBIGUOUS. Calm.

Misteltein: I can see why you got the idea, but I would've explained if you'd asked. Nim is mad in a way that works in her customers' favor. I was just expressing some frustration as her teammate. MOSTLY TRUE. Calm.

Cirrata: Okay. MOSTLY TRUE. Calm.

Misteltein: Just like that? QUERY. Curious.

Cirrata: Sure. I'd rather find out you lied to me than be suspicious all the time. It'd be exhausting. Besides, it might be educative. I've never been betrayed yet. I wonder how I'll react. Poorly, I think. MOSTLY TRUE Mischievous.

Misteltein: You're being a little scary, Skye. MOSTLY TRUE. Anxious.

Cirrata: I don't get to be scary on purpose much. TRUE. Amused.

Cirrata: Sorry if you don't deserve it. LIE. Calm.

Were you lying? Yeah, you guess. You just said it to be polite – it's other people's business if they wanna think you're scary, it's not something you're ever going to feel sorry about. You read on – that couldn't have been what bothered Dauntless.

Misteltein: Comes with our jobs, huh? No worries. I have no intention of betraying you MOSTLY TRUE. Determined.

Misteltein: and I haven't done anything you'd see as betrayal. LIE. Guilty.

There's a weird feeling, like a small vacuum in your insides, a hollowness, a shortness of breath that has nothing to do with breathing. It's... it's not nice. Betrayal? What? What did she do?

"Cirrata, do you have any idea what Misteltein meant?" Armsmaster asks.

You numbly shake your head. You can't think of anything. Don't really want to think of anything, but your mind tries anyway. Did she do something to you with her power? Or did she mean some kind of social betrayal? A professional one? But... Mist was nice! You browse Armsmaster's analyses, to her most recent comments.

Misteltein: I just... want you to know you have actual options, all right? TRUE.

Misteltein: Good for you, Skye! I was a bit worried, your bosses keeping you in this city and all. TRUE.

This... doesn't make sense. If she's being genuine here, what's the betrayal about?

"We'll call it a day for now," Armsmaster eventually decides. "As previously discussed, I need day escorts for Avalon, and night patrols for downtown. Opting out is allowed, given a good reason. Preferences should be in my email before tomorrow morning."

Everyone files or flies out of the room, into the hallway. Hannah squeezes your shoulder as she passes by, Dennis and Gallant do their full-body body language thing in your direction, inviting you to talk. You don't really feel like it.

You sigh. Guess you'll check out your office, fly a bit, and head to bed early. You don't want to be awake with just your own thoughts for company right now.

"Announcement!" Assault calls to everyone. "I think it's high time we teach cuddles some life skills, so the two of us are going to cook. If anyone wants to have dinner together, or take home some, stick around."

"I was just going to check out my office–"

"Nope."

… okay. Assault is in one of his moods. As good a mentor he is while sparring, sometimes it's very easy to tell he's never mentored anyone before in his life, and is short a decade or so of experience compared to Miss Militia and Armsmaster. You. Cooking?

"Let's see if these noodles can handle a pan." Assault grabs your skull-tentacle and starts dragging you away, presumably to one of the PHQ kitchenettes. "Unless you're saying you'd rather visit an empty room than make food?"

"I really don't–"

"Come along, lazybones."



Cooking... cooking is an experience.



"These shrimp still smell okay to you?"

"My body has no concept of bad smells."

"Huh. What do you know." Assault arranges some of the other ingredients on the counter – eggs, onions, rice, a leek, peppers, garlic. A few things in bottles you don't recognize. "So how many peppers do you reckon? Nine gives it a nice kick, but it can be tough on the stomach for some."

"My stomach can digest concrete. I could live off trees and dirt if I wanted to."

"You're pouting, aren't you? Stop that." Assault pokes you in the cheek with a leek. "Cut this for me."

Cut a leek. Okay, you can do this. A kitchen knife finds its way into one of your tentacles, and promptly out of it. They're not made for each other. Oh well! At least your tentacles grow back in case of accidental amputation.

After some creative and thankfully bloodless problem-solving, the leek is rendered into smaller pieces. One way or another.

"... cuddles, why does this leek smell of oranges?"

"Knife didn't work out."

"I... that can't be sanitary. Open up," Assault says, gesturing at your chest. You open up, and leek for everyone turns into leek for Skye. He grabs a second leek from the fridge and starts chopping it. "Anyone ever tell you not to treat problems as nails just because you have a hammer? Crack some eggs for me."

You bite the eggs in half.

Assault frowns at the bisected shells, now looking like bowls filled with white and yellow. He tries to pour the contents into a cup, and fails, because that's not how your power works.

"You know, you're not much help at all."

Fine, you'll try harder. You carefully wind a tentacle around an egg, then whip it down at the counter, trying to make a neat crack. Yolk and eggwhite explode from the shattered shell, splattering on yourself and Assault, coating the counter and dribbling onto the floor from at least four different surfaces. You stare at the ground, at the goop that moments before still held the potential to become food, until it ran afoul of the cruel tentacle of fate. A would-be omelette, stillborn, much like your culinary dreams.

"In fact," Assault says, not an ounce of sympathy in his voice, "I'm starting to suspect you're actively creating more work."

You sniff. "It... it just feels unnatural to make food that'll go into the mouths of others. It feels wrong, Assault. My body just won't... aaah my brain!" You writhe mid-air, tentacles wrapped around your cranium. "It rebels against me and it is just super aaah I better lie down in my office."

Assault gives you a flat look. "You're so full of shit, cuddles."

… if your face didn't have eyes, it would be literally good for nothing. Poker face your butt.

In the end, with minor assistance from Assault, you manage to magically manifest a wok full of fried rice, fragrant with the scents of garlic and shrimp. You actually feel a little accomplished. A little more centered.

"Thanks." You mumble to Assault, curling a tentacle around his ankle. You're fairly sure he sacrificed his own groceries to cheer you up.

"Sure thing."

Dinner is very nice.

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Duty preference?

[ ] Escort Avalon during the day. Being in the public eye isn't exactly your forte, but you've already been seen with a member of Avalon, and it might be interesting to meet the less shady capes of the city. Plus, you have some questions...

[ ] Patrol at night. You're not in the mood for complications, and nighttime means a lower chance of PR problems. Any other trouble is likely to be the kind you can just bite, which is good, because you really need to start building your local rep!

[ ] Opt out. You'll be available for incidents and fights and stuff, but you're really busy with other things. Your GED equivalent, foam classes, protocol study... and you'd just prefer the flexibility of keeping your schedule open.

[ ] Write-in

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New omake! Forgot to plug this last time because I suck! The Unimpressed Mooktain by X0ll0X

As an aside, just in case it isn't clear, Avalon isn't intended to be about Nimue and you. She's not that interested, though she exist as an option if readers decide to go for it and navigate through the minefield that is her personality. Avalon is more about the effect of 'rogues' with a contentious product on a city's crimescape. Feel free to opt out if you're not feeling it! There are other things to point Skye at. :]

For those unfamiliar with the canon timeline, a certain quartet of rascals hit a casino this week.
 
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