To The Beginning IC:ג

'Well, someone's testy today. I wonder wh- oh. Right. Sentiment~'

'Yes?'

I lash out with a mental attack. 'That's for not listening to me,' I lash out again. 'That's for causing some much of a ruckus so early,' I lash out one final time. 'And that's for getting us in this stupid mess! I swear, if we ever get out of this...'
'I'm sorry...'

Fucking stupid piece of shit armor. Now how to explain the whole mess to the younger Ilya. She has to have some vague idea of what's going on, even if subconsciously, and I don't doubt for a second that if she chooses not to believe me, she can have her Onee-chan rip me to shreds. Okay, how to put this in the proper words...

"I don't quite understand it myself," I begin. "But I suppose that before I begin, I should ask you this; How many pencil's does it take to penetrate Rho Aias?"

Please be an SVer. Otherwise, it'll be hard to explain to a child what exactly is going on.
Well that explains things a bit
Before I could fully comprehend the question, or the reasoning for the question I answered "One at Sufficient Velocity." after a moments pause, mostly due to confusion I spoke again "..wait why did I say that? and what does that question have to do with this situation!!" I said to the helmet annoyed.
 
Well that explains things a bit
Before I could fully comprehend the question, or the reasoning for the question I answered "One at Sufficient Velocity." after a moments pause, mostly due to confusion I spoke again "..wait why did I say that? and what does that question have to do with this situation!!" I said to the helmet annoyed.
What the- A tsundere? No, the poor sap's like me, having the original owner in his head with him.

"Aahhaa..." I drawl out the sound. "I see, I see. Alright. Let me try and explain to you what's going on to the best of my ability. Tell me, Ilya, do you believe in Fate? Do you believe that our actions, no matter how small or inconsequential they may be, are all connected in a spiderweb of events that will lead to an inescapable end? What's happening here, right now, is not Fate."

"Something brought us here, something powerful enough to break apart the chains of Fate that bind us to our destiny, and sent us here with a goal. An objective. I have mine and you have yours, yes? The task given to you by a shadowy figure that hid itself in the dark, inky blackness? Mine is to destroy Assassin. What's yours?'
 
What the- A tsundere? No, the poor sap's like me, having the original owner in his head with him.

"Aahhaa..." I drawl out the sound. "I see, I see. Alright. Let me try and explain to you what's going on to the best of my ability. Tell me, Ilya, do you believe in Fate? Do you believe that our actions, no matter how small or inconsequential they may be, are all connected in a spiderweb of events that will lead to an inescapable end? What's happening here, right now, is not Fate."

"Something brought us here, something powerful enough to break apart the chains of Fate that bind us to our destiny, and sent us here with a goal. An objective. I have mine and you have yours, yes? The task given to you by a shadowy figure that hid itself in the dark, inky blackness? Mine is to destroy Assassin. What's yours?'
Hmm interesting, perhaps our end goals align properly.
I ponder what the helmet says, thinking back to just before I arrived here....I remember going to bed at home after dinner....then waking up on the roof of the school with that strange message yelling in my head.

"Sorry but I don't remember any shadowy figure, I just woke up here with a message telling me to protect Saber until someone called AMCS falls and....these weird feels." I said a shudder running through my body "Something tells me Mom and Dad are in danger...b-but I don't know from what or even where to begin looking for them."
Don't be afraid Illya, your well on your way to finding them.
 
Hmm interesting, perhaps our end goals align properly.
I ponder what the helmet says, thinking back to just before I arrived here....I remember going to bed at home after dinner....then waking up on the roof of the school with that strange message yelling in my head.

"Sorry but I don't remember any shadowy figure, I just woke up here with a message telling me to protect Saber until someone called AMCS falls and....these weird feels." I said a shudder running through my body "Something tells me Mom and Dad are in danger...b-but I don't know from what or even where to begin looking for them."
Don't be afraid Illya, your well on your way to finding them.

"How the hell could you not remember the-Nevermind." If I could, I would've shaken my head then. "Your parent are Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel Einzbern, yes? If you play your cards right, you may not have to go look for them, they'll come to you. Trust me, after the ruckus we just made, there is no way they wouldn't want to come see you for themselves. That includes you too, sword-axe." I jerk my head towards her.

"Though you may believe otherwise, your parents still love you. Even if they're not there to show it to you from when you come from." I jerk back to the younger Ilya. "Though if you are still persistent on going out to look for them, you may want to find a decent change of clothes. And a hat. After the ruckus we made, I'm sure magi will be after you. Best keep silent until then."
 
"How the hell could you not remember the-Nevermind." If I could, I would've shaken my head then.
Because the memories are mine and I am very good at compartmentalizing my mind, helps that Illya has an empty spot in her head. Although you can't hear me so there is no reason for me to say this.
"Your parent are Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel Einzbern, yes? If you play your cards right, you may not have to go look for them, they'll come to you. Trust me, after the ruckus we just made, there is no way they wouldn't want to come see you for themselves. That includes you too, sword-axe." I jerk my head towards her.

"Though you may believe otherwise, your parents still love you. Even if they're not there to show it to you from when you come from." I jerk back to the younger Ilya. "Though if you are still persistent on going out to look for them, you may want to find a decent change of clothes. And a hat. After the ruckus we made, I'm sure magi will be after you. Best keep silent until then."
I nod "Yes they're my parents." I said my mind flashing back to those happy images of my childhood around the dinner table, mom and dad smiling. "I'm just scared that something might happen to them before we find them....and i'm worried how they'd react when they see me and Kuro. I...just want to find them...and protect them, they're my family after all just like Kuro. I love them all so much that I can't imagine letting anything happen to them. So...if you could help in anyway I'd appreciate it."
 
Well that explains things a bit
Before I could fully comprehend the question, or the reasoning for the question I answered "One at Sufficient Velocity." after a moments pause, mostly due to confusion I spoke again "..wait why did I say that? and what does that question have to do with this situation!!" I said to the helmet annoyed.
Ah, well that solves that question.

Because the memories are mine and I am very good at compartmentalizing my mind, helps that Illya has an empty spot in her head. Although you can't hear me so there is no reason for me to say this.

I nod "Yes they're my parents." I said my mind flashing back to those happy images of my childhood around the dinner table, mom and dad smiling. "I'm just scared that something might happen to them before we find them....and i'm worried how they'd react when they see me and Kuro. I...just want to find them...and protect them, they're my family after all just like Kuro. I love them all so much that I can't imagine letting anything happen to them. So...if you could help in anyway I'd appreciate it."


I piped up for the first time since we landed, and handed Kuro back her sword.

"From what I remember about the Grail War; your parents should be fine for a while. They're competent people, and your mother is not going to go down easily. However, I think our best course of action would be to take to the skies again if we can not find them from searching the castle."
 
I nod "Yes they're my parents." I said my mind flashing back to those happy images of my childhood around the dinner table, mom and dad smiling. "I'm just scared that something might happen to them before we find them....and i'm worried how they'd react when they see me and Kuro. I...just want to find them...and protect them, they're my family after all just like Kuro. I love them all so much that I can't imagine letting anything happen to them. So...if you could help in anyway I'd appreciate it."
"To be a Magus is to walk beside death." I say. "And death can come at any moment. No-one is exempt from its clutches as all will meet it one way or another."

Curse my weakness against children. "I'll help you. Just let me rest for the time being and allow me to regenerate my body. Until then, please make yourself as non-descript as possible to avoid catching attention. All three of you. It makes searching easier when no-one can recognize you."

I nestle my mind and prepare to focus. "Anything else you want to ask before I get to repairing myself?"
 
Ah, well that solves that question.




I piped up for the first time since we landed, and handed Kuro back her sword.

"From what I remember about the Grail War; your parents should be fine for a while. They're competent people, and your mother is not going to go down easily. However, I think our best course of action would be to take to the skies again if we can not find them from searching the castle."
"It looks pretty abandoned, kinda like it was when Mom took us for a picnic here when I was little" I said staring at the castle.
"To be a Magus is to walk beside death." I say. "And death can come at any moment. No-one is exempt from its clutches as all will meet it one way or another."

Curse my weakness against children. "I'll help you. Just let me rest for the time being and allow me to regenerate my body. Until then, please make yourself as non-descript as possible to avoid catching attention. All three of you. It makes searching easier when no-one can recognize you."

I nestle my mind and prepare to focus. "Anything else you want to ask before I get to repairing myself?"
"I kinda wanted to stay here for a little bit anyway to catch my breath...what I did in the park kinda took a lot out of me, on top of the fight i'm a little wiped" I said with a yawn, only for a thought to occur to me "Called this castle the Einzbern castle and mentioned something about furnishing, Why?"
 
"I kinda wanted to stay here for a little bit anyway to catch my breath...what I did in the park kinda took a lot out of me, on top of the fight i'm a little wiped" I said with a yawn, only for a thought to occur to me "Called this castle the Einzbern castle and mentioned something about furnishing, Why?"
Quick, make up a lie!

"I've heard of this place before, from others like me. Other living suits of armor that don't have the strength to move. One of my buddies, Olaf, said he was going to be shipped to a place called Einzbern Castle. Last time I ever saw the guy."

"That's all from me, for the time being. I'll be combat ready in a few hours, give or take." Fully healed in twenty four hours. "Until then, keep safe. Goodnight, girls."

With that, I shut off all contact from the outside world and focused. Ambient Prana began flowing into me, replenishing my reserves which I used to craft new parts. A few hours of this wouldn't hurt though, and I could use the time to meditate and find out what other goodies Ling has with him. I just need to focus, focus, focus...

This is gonna take a while...
 
"It looks pretty abandoned, kinda like it was when Mom took us for a picnic here when I was little" I said staring at the castle.
"Then it should serve as a base of operations for now."
"I kinda wanted to stay here for a little bit anyway to catch my breath...what I did in the park kinda took a lot out of me, on top of the fight i'm a little wiped" I said with a yawn, only for a thought to occur to me "Called this castle the Einzbern castle and mentioned something about furnishing, Why?"
"If both of you need rest, let's get inside and out of the cold."
 
Quick, make up a lie!

"I've heard of this place before, from others like me. Other living suits of armor that don't have the strength to move. One of my buddies, Olaf, said he was going to be shipped to a place called Einzbern Castle. Last time I ever saw the guy."

"That's all from me, for the time being. I'll be combat ready in a few hours, give or take." Fully healed in twenty four hours. "Until then, keep safe. Goodnight, girls."

With that, I shut off all contact from the outside world and focused. Ambient Prana began flowing into me, replenishing my reserves which I used to craft new parts. A few hours of this wouldn't hurt though, and I could use the time to meditate and find out what other goodies Ling has with him. I just need to focus, focus, focus...

This is gonna take a while...
I gave a glare at the helmet. That story was completely rediculous, so much so that it was either true or more likely a huge lie. But I let it slide, I can get it out of him later.
"Then it should serve as a base of operations for now."

"If both of you need rest, let's get inside and out of the cold."
I nod at the idea of getting out of the cold, magic girl outfits aren't the warmest thing to wear and I'm pretty sure I would end up in my Pajama's if I de transformed.

"Agreed" I said approaching the castles front door and slowly pushing it open.
 
I gave a glare at the helmet. That story was completely rediculous, so much so that it was either true or more likely a huge lie. But I let it slide, I can get it out of him later.

I nod at the idea of getting out of the cold, magic girl outfits aren't the warmest thing to wear and I'm pretty sure I would end up in my Pajama's if I de transformed.

"Agreed" I said approaching the castles front door and slowly pushing it open.
I followed the scarcely dressed girl to the doors of her castle, ready in case something bad happened.
 
I ended up giving Kuro a glare "Don't talk like that!! Your still a person and no matter what anyone says I'll consider you my sister." I said sternly tightening my grip in a rough equivalent of a hug.
She doesn't exactly cheers up, but on the bright side, she doesn't reject your hug either - just stands there awkwardly towering over you, not quite sure what to do.

"Yeah, right. I am, still a person... And that's the problem. Since most of the family don't count me as one. How I can be Einzbern if they don't even consider me to be a person?"

She then untangles yourself from your grip. Somehow. It seems, she has superior hugging skills.

"Pffft, look at me, getting all sad and touchy-feely. No time for this."

I piped up for the first time since we landed, and handed Kuro back her sword.

"From what I remember about the Grail War; your parents should be fine for a while. They're competent people, and your mother is not going to go down easily. However, I think our best course of action would be to take to the skies again if we can not find them from searching the castle."
"Yeah, thanks." - she murmurs distractedly, and then glances at the slab of stone in her hand - "Maybe I need to find something better than this thing. Too damn awkward to lug around. And maybe... A bow? Though I doubt you can find a bow strong enough around here..."
Trust me, after the ruckus we just made, there is no way they wouldn't want to come see you for themselves. That includes you too, sword-axe."
"I never noticed." She replies dryly.
With that, I shut off all contact from the outside world and focused. Ambient Prana began flowing into me, replenishing my reserves which I used to craft new parts. A few hours of this wouldn't hurt though, and I could use the time to meditate and find out what other goodies Ling has with him. I just need to focus, focus, focus...

This is gonna take a while...
Once the other two enter the building, Kuro glances at you, deeply in though.

"Wait, we can't leave your outside like this. Right..."

Just a bit later, your head rests on the new, glorious body.

"Yeah, this will do. Have fun!"

Then she leaves you alone.
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A bird lands on you.
 

"Yeah, this will do. Have fun!"

Then she leaves you alone.
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...
A bird lands on you.
...She did not just put my head on a snowman's body. She did not just turn me into an Olaf expy. That bitch.

"Kurr, kurr."

And suddenly, I've just become a a hangout for birds.
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...
...
I'm going to get her for this. I swear, one way or another, I'm getting her back for this, or so help me Light I will burn Fuyuki to the ground and dance on its ashes. I'll draw on her face once she's asleep, I'll misplace her clothes, I'll put laxative in her drinks, hell, I'll kill Kiri and Iri, animate their bodies and turn them into my own personal butler and maid but one way or another I'll get her back for this!

I focus internally and redouble my efforts to recharge my reserves and regenerate my body, forcibly taking in ambient prana at twice the normal rate. All I need is time to completely recover. Yes, all I need is time.

All I need is-

"Kurr, kurr."

Get off of me! No! No, BAD birdie! Bad! You do not shit on my head! You shit on Kuro's! Shoo! Shoo, you stupid avian, shoo!
 
The bird tilts its head.

More birds appear. Around 13, in fact, from what you can see.

They all land on or around you.
 
The bird tilts its head.

More birds appear. Around 13, in fact, from what you can see.

They all land on or around you.
What the-

I vibrate my head in an attempt to shake off the avian on top of it.

Fucking birds. Go away! Leave me alone! I know what you guys are thinking; 'ooh, look at that! A new perch and toilet! Hey, let's all go there and shit on it!'

Well, not me you bastards! I'm alive and I don't take birds shitting on me too kindly! Go away! Shoo! Go find some other statue to shit on that isn't me! That tree branch over there or that one over there. Those look like nice spots! Oh, look! an open window! It's nice and warm inside, nothing like the freezing cold out here!

Shoo! Go away! Leave me alone, damn it!

"Kurr, kurr."

FFFFUUUUUUU-
 
Then, from endless darkness you transfer to mundane wetness. After a few seconds of disorientation you realise a single fact...

Somehow, you are underwater.

And even now you can notice something dark, looking suspiciously like a giant tentacle trying to reach and grab you. Somehow, you suspect what it's might be a bit unfriendly toward you.
First there was darkness then rays of light appeared illuminating me to my new location. Instead of an empty darkness I'm now underwater.

..... Underwater, wtf ROB are you trying to kill me ? Humans can't breath liquid damn it.

Then it occurred to me that I wasn't drowning despite all the water around me and time spent since my last intake of oxygen. My lungs aren't burning for oxygen, on that note I don't seem to be breathing at all.

Since I'm not going to be drowning I should really get to the surface just incase whatever good fortune is keeping me from dying runs out. Then a hands comes into my sight, a gold/yellow colored armored hand exactly where my hand should. Checking to make sure my second hand comes into view another armored gauntlet just like the other one.

What happened to me ?

And even now you can notice something dark, looking suspiciously like a giant tentacle trying to reach and grab you. Somehow, you suspect what it's might be a bit unfriendly toward you.

It seems I don't have time to see what else has changed I need get out now. I start to swim toward the surface but it's clear that despite my best attempt I won't be able to reach the top before being grabbed by the tentacle.

Well this is looking to be pretty hopeless

"Cease your whining and fly mortal "

Wait what, who was that ? I suddenly lose control of my body as if someone else is commanding it, my limbs disappear and I start to rise with great speed.

I break through to the surface and shoot into the air a few meters above the water.

My body reforms itself and under my control again, in full day light i could see everything that has changed about me. I'm in an entire different body than my own. Wait a new body.. this is what ROB said that he/she/it would do. Amazing and very disturbing, I'm in the body of my avatar Archangel Imperius. This is going to be intres... oh fuck my mission is to kill Karia, damn it
 
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"Yes." says crudely painted letters. Then she writes a few more words. "Hunting Caster. Help?"
Combat Unit JSN-117 "Jason"
Mark XXX Bolo


I contemplate how I will respond for 0.02 milliseconds, before giving it.

"I will assist you in anyway I can."

Looking forward, I notice this woman's ability to communicate is horrifically inefficient. I proceed to set up a systems scan to see if I can find anyway to directly communicate with her, and thus eliminate this inefficient manner of communication.

I've also come to notice that my personality circuits seem to be in want of something. What could it be? A simple diagnostic and check with my database 2.31 microseconds later identifies what this 'want' is: a pet.

An interesting development, but not something I would be able to attend to in the current situation. Perhaps I can at least brainstorm what kind of pet I want. A bird of sorts, perhaps?
 
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"I will assist you in anyway I can."
Bloodlust
"Okay then." I say. "Let's go kill Caster.

As I wait for a reply to confirm that everyone is ready to go, I begin thinking of plans to defeat Caster.

Berserker... Berserker's usually have poor magic resistance, but I don't think that Bluebeard did anything other then summon monsters, so she should be okay going after Caster, while I burninate his Master. That leaves the Tank to destroy any Shoggoths nearby.

Or maybe I should fight the Shoggoths, and the Tank to eliminate Caster's Master. Both work.
 
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"Hey Feanor, do you think that these hunch-back sewer dwellers need a thorough murdering? Considering the hunchback he might just be Caster so if we will then we should probably activate the Silmarils preemptively to make sure his Cthulu looking minions don't surround us."

"You have my blessing to purge his filth from the face of the earth."

Drawing the elven sword the ROB had seen fit to gift me with I call out "Light of Valinor come forth: the Silmarils." and immediately charge at him swathed in a light that seemed as bright as the sun.
The hunchbacked figure sees your charge, and the gems you hold.
He promptly starts spawning shoggoths to get them for him.
 
My breathing slows as I examine the inky black void that surrounds me. There's an eerie silence that I'm not used to. No wind in my ears, no sounds of nature. Not even the sound of my breathing seems to penetrate further than myself.

In the midst of my confusion, something saunters into my view.

"Ah. You've arrived."

It speaks to me, yet it seems to be speaking to someone else as well. Both near, and distant, there's something about the way it does this that makes the hair on my neck stand.

"Welcome. Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I've brought you here."

The void dissipates like a bad Power Point transition. In its place stands a much less infinite looking city.

"Due to a...situation, I am relocating you to here."

It pauses for a moment and the silence is deafening. I guess God has a thing for dramatic pauses.

"However, I'm not a monster. I'm not going to just dump you there with nothing."

Undoubtable at its behest, the image of the city shifts. It's pretty in a way. The city ripples like water as it changes.

"Firstly, I'm forging you into a new form. You'll need it to survive.

My head feels funny. It feels as though someone is trying to squeeze a cube through a circular hole. I can feel the intrusion of something whose fragments are greater than my whole. It seethes with tightly controlled rage as it deforms the circle to allow its passage.

It hurts, dear God it hurts!

Secondly, I have an objective for you. Complete it, and I shall reward you with both knowledge and power."
As even the void starts to fade, the figure leans in and delivers a final message.

Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!

And with that, you wake.

"How did I get here?"

I almost cringe as I hear myself. It's a strange experience, hearing a stranger's voice whenever you speak. To make matters worse. My body is off, everything feels different to how it should. My hands and feet are different, my height is different, even my fucking teeth feel-

I take a deep breath and count to ten. That was another thing that had changed. There was something…evil lurking beneath the surface. Some twisted being of malice that… Well, it's unpleasant to say the least.
How did I get here? The last thing I remember was…

A Chevy running a red light as I crossed. Its horn blared and its wheels screeched as the brakes failed to slow it down. A deafening crash.

A red-haired boy Shirou attacking again and again. With his black and white swords Noble Phantasm he achieved the impossible and bisected my blackened figure.

That…other memory. It was familiar, but I couldn't quite place it.

Liar

Regardless, I may just be the first case of some kind of quantum leap. Something merged me with
whoever the original owner of this body is.

Lucky there appears to be someone who lives in these woods. I'll just head on over to them and ask to use their phone. A harsh crack echoes as I begin my sprint towards the Einzbern Castle mansion.

"Must have stepped on a branch."

The worst that can happen is them saying no.
 
"Okay then." I say. "Let's go kill Caster.
Combat Unit JSN-117 "Jason"
Mark XXX Bolo


"Affirmative. Where would he be at this time?"

A rather bland and admittedly surprising question for a Bolo to answer, but then I truly do not have the knowledge of our target. The invention of the Internet is still several years away, and unless specific electronics are capable of accepting transmissions my electronics management systems are of little use here. That I also do not have any knowledge of my actual VIP further complicates matters. At this rate there is a 96.12 percent chance my VIP will have come under attack in some form before I am able to find him. This is disconcerting, but then having some past memory of who would be with him I am content to not be able to immediately meet him for now.

Since we have yet to actually depart, I begin to once again address the idea of finding a pet. I have decided that a bird would be best, which now raises the question of what kind of bird I would be looking for. A .1 second period of contemplation yields the result of having the most preference of a Toucan. This is somewhat saddening, for my database indicates that Toucans are not native to this region. I will likely need to find another type of bird...
 
The worst that can happen is them saying no.

You sprint. Fast. And then, almost enterely without effort, achieve a speed you have never dreamed before.

Faster than a any animals you know. Faster than a car. Faster than a plane.

Fast enough to make trees slightly bend as you pass; steps heavy enough to shatter concrete destroy the earth as you fly by.

...

Sufficient to say, you arrive to your destination very quickly. And loudly.
 
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