There Are Only Three Levels

If you got in a fight with someone over a clash of ideals, what would you do next time you saw them?

  • Apologize and try to make amends

    Votes: 28 6.6%
  • Mock them to prove the folly of their beliefs

    Votes: 26 6.1%
  • Give them the silent treatment

    Votes: 33 7.8%
  • Be respectful but remain firm in your ideals

    Votes: 290 68.6%
  • Punch them in the face on sight

    Votes: 46 10.9%

  • Total voters
    423
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[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
[X] ...Inventory Sl(o -> u)t
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
[X] ...Inventory Sl(o -> u)t
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
 
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
Trying to force the QM to let you brute-force the shenanigans? Your cruelty knows no bounds.


[X] ...Inventory Sl(o -> u)t

new party member?
That would be a good investment, inventory-wise—an Inventory Slut would presumably have a larger-than-average inventory, rather than a one-slot inventory. Not sure it's worth the MSP. Also not sure we'd actually convince her to join the party.

Also, if want to we conjure a new party member out of thin items, we should do it in the bonus room. That way we can get everyone out!


[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.
-[X] Unless we need to move one really big thing or something, but that would be temporary
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
 
Vote Complete (6-14-22) [In search of Door Meat]

Scheduled vote count started by carni on Jun 12, 2022 at 2:34 PM, finished with 18 posts and 17 votes.
 
Hey, so. OTL's pausing for a while as I seek mental health help. I mean, it functionally kind of already has since December in fits and starts. I don't know what the future holds, but I'd love to run a forum game because it's something fun and enjoyable, and not because I "need" to for mental health reasons.

I'm hoping this doesn't end up being a game killing hiatus, but you know how it goes with these things. We'll just have to see what the carni on the other side of all this does.
 
How are you supposed to focus with all this distracting NOISE
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.



(Sing: 9) You try to serenade your way into the door's heart. Unfortunately, this world's Retroactive Ontology means that, because this door did not fall off its hinges to your song, now it never will and never would have in the first place, and you are/were/always would have been mistaken for thinking it could. You'll have to try something else if you want the door.













Well. Now that that distraction's over with, you can focus on finding and grilling doors again.

[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.



You carefully insert the loose inventory slot right back into Estelle's inventory. Her Representational Inventory Portrait lets out an audible, relieved sigh.

[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.



(Yoink: 11) (Stealth: 4) You rip the sign right out of the ground. It comes out easily. The sleeping Gororo guard wakes up.





(Gororo SLAM: 18, 2, 2) The Gororo guard falls on top of you, dealing FOUR damage to your poor little toes. (Knowledge: 7) This is the signature move of level two Gororos, but your toes are in too much pain for you to remember the mechanical details. Thank goodness for the HP system, otherwise you might have to go to the emergency room after that!

[] What will you do? (Write-In)


I got some help for my mental issues. Sort of. It's been a hell of a last few weeks. Thanks for waiting!
 
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[x] use the sign to pin the gororo in place while your allies assault its person.
[X] Try and grill the Gororo
 
[X] Slide the Gororo off of your feet, ouch.
-[X] Maybe try tossing it in lava and then running away.
[X] Estelle: Please carry Mary if she can't run away by herself. Preferably in a fireman carry.
 
Can we take the Representational Inventory Portrait Estelle out of her incubatory and put her in the worls so we have two mice friends to pounce on work with? It sighed in relief so it/she thus has a conscious thought process. They must, in order to feel relieved enough to sigh.
 
[X] use the sign to pin the gororo in place while your allies assault its person.
[X] Sing at the Gororo in the hopes it'll be distracted by it.
 
[X] You aren't a vandal, it's your job to take everything even if it has been nailed down.
[X] Speaking of things not nailed down. Gororo it into the Union, so that it can partake in union mandated vacations and see the world.
 
Vote Complete (7-10-22) [How are you supposed to focus with all this distracting NOISE]

Scheduled vote count started by carni on Jul 9, 2022 at 7:40 PM, finished with 12 posts and 8 votes.

  • [x] use the sign to pin the gororo in place while your allies assault its person.
    [X] Slide the Gororo off of your feet, ouch.
    -[X] Maybe try tossing it in lava and then running away.
    [X] Try and grill the Gororo
    [X] Estelle: Please carry Mary if she can't run away by herself. Preferably in a fireman carry.
    [X] Mary: Try to pry the mouse from her party portrait for 2x the Estelle!
    [X] Sing at the Gororo in the hopes it'll be distracted by it.
    [X] You aren't a vandal, it's your job to take everything even if it has been nailed down.
    [X] Speaking of things not nailed down. Gororo it into the Union, so that it can partake in union mandated vacations and see the world.
 
Next round let's see if we can pull Mary's Representational Inventory Portrait out of the inventory and into the story. Shenanigans for the lols, ships for the ship chart, etc. We could double our party!
 
Yay Carni and this quest are back! Hope you got better and now we can continue the quest! Though I missed the vote sadly.
 
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