Winner: Delay him by talking to him.
Number of voters: 4 (9)
No time to think; gotta act.
"Please be excusing me, sir!" you blurt out in an even thicker version of your mother's accent, hoping you can buy Spider-man enough time to get here, "I am looking for Captain America. As you can see, I am a being big fan, and I am coming all the way from my home in Bangalore to be meeting him!"
"What the fuck?" He seems genuinely taken aback, dropping his keys as you come streaking at him from out of the trees. "Look, lady, I don't know Captain America. Just... fuck off, please."
"I will not be doing any of the fucking off today, sir! And thank you for your rudeness! This is New York City and I am knowing that this is where all the super-heroes live, you cannot be lying to me, sir!"
"Look, nobody sees Captain America unless shit is seriously going down, lady," he stoops to pick up the keys. The good news is it seems like he's fully buying your act, "I can't help ya. Sorry."
"Can't? Or won't, good sir? I am no stranger to laziness, my husband did not even help me build my amazing costume! You are being just like him, not wanting to help me achieve my dreams of meeting Captain America!"
Frustrated, he tears open the door and starts hauling himself up into the van. "Listen, lady! I don't know how you think this works? But it don't work that way. Buzz off an' leave me alone!"
"Sir! I would also be accepting Spider-man, if you can provide him. I am not a picky woman!"
"You're not picky, you're just nuts!" He turns the engine over and grabs the handle of the door to slam it closed... when webs zip out from your peripheral and snare it, keeping it open despite his efforts!
"Aw, c'mon, guy! What kinda New Yorker doesn't at least try to show a pretty lady like her a good time and a few super-heroes?" Spider-man uses the web to pull himself closer, keeping the door open against the man's increasingly panicked attempts as he approaches.
"Nah, don't do this, web-head! You and your girlfriend here just move along and leave me the hell alone! I ain't done nothin'!"
"Yeah, see, that's where you're not being 100% honest with me. Because if my spider-senses are right, an' they always are, you've got some cargo in the back of that van you shouldn't have."
"Shit..." The man's eyes widen with realization; he stops fighting the door and hangs his head. "All right, Spider-man. If that's the way it's gotta be..." You realize something's off about the way he's talking nanoseconds before you see the smirk on his lips, and only slightly longer before he punches forward with his right hand and a BURST of force rips the door off the van and LAUNCHES Spider-man away! The man steps down out of the van again and lifts up his right arm, an object similar to the Iron Man arm rig encasing it and thrumming with power! "Get up, 'hero'! You asked for this!"
"RRRAAAGGGGHHH!" Before you're fully sure of how to react, Bling comes barrelling in from behind you, landing a jumping punch and sending the man sprawling! He picks himself up as she stands in front of you, gleaming silver and gold in the mix of moon and street light. "You wanna escalate, motherfucker!? BRING IT!"
"FUCK! Since when do you costumed nutbars travel in packs!?" The man rubs his palm across his nose, checking it for blood, then looks genuinely surprised and confused. "What the-- ain't you Daddy Libido's kid!?"
"Wrong thing to say, asshole!" Bling sends a spray of shards at him, but he lashes out at it with his armored right hand and they shatter before him. This still gives her enough of an opening to charge in, but he's better in a fight than you expected and manages to keep his head down and block her punches with his weapon. You've seen Roxy hit things in training; she hits hard. There's got to be some serious tech in that gauntlet... seriously dangerous tech.
"OK, that was a cool trick, but show and tell is over for today. Now it's time to learn about sharing!" Spider-man comes swinging into the scene and sprays webs onto the fist, distracting the man enough for Bling to get another solid hit in! He backs up so hard he trips on his own feet and hits the ground, but scrambles to tear at the webbing on his arm and send another BLAST at Roxy and Spider-man! They're each only caught by the edges of the attack, but are still sent skidding backward.
"Things are getting spicy over here, guys, we could use some backup!" You hear Spider-man's voice in your head, concern bringing his tone down from its usual energy.
"I'm on it!" Rage responds.
"Be there as soon as we can," Speedball adds.
"Well, some of us have to walk so I'll catch up, I guess," Quentin quips, "Still in Travers Park?"
"A little North of it," you answer since Spider-man and Bling are too busy trying to fight the man, "but just keep your eyes open and you can't miss us!"
What Do You Do Next?
[ ] Join the fight!
[ ] Try to distract him.
[ ] Get the gear from his truck.
[ ] Write-In