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The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer

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The real danger here is that, based on the heroine story, Ouzelia has figured out how to automate the function of "self-centered teenage girl ruler".

Juliette is at grave risk of finding herself replaced by AI.
 
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Eschewing the need for a helmet, he allowed only the shearing gleam of his smile, his white teeth and the golden locks of his hair to blind his opponents instead. Likely by causing them to remove their own eyes.
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Wow that's really dark.

And highty inconvenient!

"YOU STUPID KNIGHT SMILED AT MY SON AND CAUSED HIM TO LOSE HIS EYES! I DEMAND YOU!"

Then a set of legal papers was stuck in the Queen's hair.

"YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED! HAVE A GOOD DAY AND LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!"

"Sir Rupert, what have you told you about smiling?"

"Uh... to never to do so unless I am ordered to?"

"Yes Rupert, if you weren't my third cousin in my mother's side I would already have got you executed. This is the third lawsuit this month!"

"If I may ask your highness, why do you wear a hair in a pompadour? People seem to love to stick things there, including sharp objects. Also I have no clue how the crown even stays on top of that thing."

"Sir Rupert, I do so so people use sharp things in my hair and not on my body. Even assassins don't seem to be able to resist to target it first."

"It is some king of magical curse my queen?"

"Magical curse? No, the people in our lovely Kingdom just has a thing about hair. And I was quite sure we finally had clean drinking water after decades of working on proper plumbing and drainage systems all over the kingdom."

'The lead in the candy may be to blame?"

"Bah! Only the tourists buy lead candy! Same with hats clearly labelled as having mercury and those stupid lead pipes we export to... what was the name of that place again? States of something?"

"I have no clue my queen, my job is to look pretty and act as a meatshield while the actually competent but less handsome knights do their jobs."
 
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Indeed. Now, her proud parents have to find a way to gain possession of that sword, so it can be properly displayed in the royal library with the many, many works Juliette produced in the past and has not managed to destroy by accident.
 
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