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I love that my quote is being used as an endorsement. :lol

On an unrelated note: I need my Hope Bearer fix Shade, it's been over 3 days now. You can't just hand out free samples like that and hang us out to dry. I know you have words to spare, you've put plenty in this thread. No pressure.

Seriously though, I didn't know you have a book on Amazon. When I have $6 and time to spare I'll probably end up buying it. I would go for it now, but I've already got a huge reading backlog. :(
 
Hope Bearer's next chapter is actually safely in the draft feature on my laptop. I am halfway through-
...

I am not a smart man.

I am not a smart man.

I am not a fucking smart man.

HATRED SHALL GIVE ME STRENGTH.

AAAARRRGHHHH!
 
*sigh*
Just one more thread to keep an eye on.

Stop it Shade! Stahp~!
 
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Harry Potter And The Very Strange Slytherin
*sigh*
Just one more thread to keep an eye on.

Stop it Shade! Stahp~!

You have been a faithful follower for all these years, Drakonskyt.
Worry not, your loyalty shall be rewarded.

Ask, and ye shall receive a snippet.

By the by, here, fellow readers, have a snippet.

Harry Potter and the Very Strange Slytherin

Harry had come to a conclusion at the end of the third year. Slytherin students were cardboard cookie cutting evil. He didn't know when the notion clicked in his head that such was the case, or when he understood the true implications of it -after all, he hadn't really had much of a culture in what qualified as a 'Cookie Cutting Evil Basket Case' before. Simply, from one day to the next, he realized that to say Slytherin meant 'Bigoted Inbred Person with a penchant for Racism' and that...puzzled him.
He had been taught in primary school that everyone was the same, that the only differences between people were merely perceived, and not really a good reason to not be friends with one another -that hadn't really worked with Dudley bullying here daily, and he didn't have any friends in primary, but again, that wasn't the point.
So, when the Fourth Year began, he had all but expected to face off against mad, cackling and with twirling mustaches Slytherin.
And he had. Oh boy if he had. The Triwizard tournament, the tasks, the 'Potter Stinks' badges and whatnot had utterly cemented his opinion on the Slytherin.
Well.
All except for one new guy -maybe a transfer student, but did Hogwarts even take 'transfer students'?
He was well behaved and amiable, and seemed to actually show visible concern for someone other than a Slytherin. Neville had begun to swore by the boy had chosen to help him in potions -and because Snape didn't bully Slytherin, putting Neville near one prevented the worst from happening.
The most interesting thing was that Snape himself was wary of the boy, keeping his distances.
It was bizarre, but again, Harry was expecting the mad cackling laughter and the 'let's murder the impure' talk any moment, even as he faced off against the dragon, and won by the skin of the teeth, he really was expecting to hear this or that about the 'new guy'.

Instead he found out Hermione had become kind of distant. Not overtly so, but just a bit moody, a bit 'over the top' with her thoughts, as if something bothered her. And someone had gifted her books for Christmas, and it hadn't been him or Ron, that was for sure. Plus, she had a dance partner for the ball and, once more, it hadn't been either him or Ron.
"I'm telling you mate," Ron whispered to Harry, "It's fishy. She's Hermione."
"And what would that mean?" Harry asked back, perplexed.
"Well, nobody but us likes her," Ron said with the same delicacy and finesse of an elephant in a china shop. Fact was, Ron wasn't evil. He wasn't a Death Eater of sorts. Sad to be said about his friend, but Ron was simply a git, and stupid, and maybe with a hint of Brain Death all tied up nicely together to form the person known as 'Ron'. But for the important things, he could be counted on, and that made him a great friend.

Hermione, that night, danced with the New Guy, now renamed 'The Strange Slytherin' in Harry's mind.

Ron was the color of puce for the rest of the night. Harry sighed and shared his friend's sentiments. It wasn't that he personally hated the Strange Slytherin, but he was a bit miffed by the entire ordeal. Slytherin was composed of bigots after all.
It was kind of a bigoted view to hold, but when you looked at statistics, reality and bigotry seemed to go hand in hand.
"Maybe he's the exception," Harry hazarded.
"Dunno about that," Ron replied.
"He is a lucky man," Viktor Krum said, overhearing the two of them. "Dah. Very lucky."
The duo had no idea why the Quidditch Seeker would say that, and let the matter rest.

Then came the time for the second test. It was cold, it was truly a cold February day, and yet nothing of interest happened. Hermione came and went more and more with the Strange Slytherin, and a few other boys and girls from various Houses did the same.
Dumbledore wasn't concerned. Moody was.
"If your gut instincts tells you something, Potter," he drawled out of nowhere while walking next to him, "Then follow it."
His gut instinct told him to slam Professor Moody's death-breath into a jar of mints, but he wasn't going to do that.
But seriously, what did he eat to get such a bad breath? It was as if something had died inside that man's mouth!

Finally, he decided to act. Under the Invisibility Cloak, he followed Hermione on one of her nightly escapades up to the seventh floor, and after a short back and forth, she entered a door that hadn't been there before.
She wasn't alone.
Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones -with cookies, warm too judging by the smoke and the smell, Neville, Luna Lovegood and a few others entered the room. Finally, he entered together with the last arrival.
A nervous looking Millicent Bulstrode, one of the very, very few Slytherin Harry had kind of 'lost sight of' during the course of the years. Maybe she had naturally drifted away from Draco's gang -the role of the girl taken by Pansy- or maybe she just wasn't that vocal. Well, whatever.
He was going to find out what this was about.
And as he stepped inside, the Invisibility Cloak was taken away from him as chairs swiveled around him, revealing the Strange Slytherin sitting on a very comfortable and elevated armchair in front of him.
"Ah...Mister Potter," he drawled, doing his best James' Bond interpretation. "I was expecting you."
"Harry!" Hermione exclaimed. "You followed me!"
"Bloody hell I did," Harry replied. "What is this all about!?"
"This? This is a group of like-minded people who wish to improve the Wizardry Society," the Strange Slytherin said. "But we have not been presented yet, so I think it would be for the best if we did."
With a nod, he flicked his wand -a dark thing that just felt wrong to Harry's skin- and a wooden table appeared from the ground, with hot chocolate cups -one for everyone, apparently, Harry included- and an extra armchair for Harry to sit on.
...
The Dark side had chocolate, cookies and comfortable chairs.
...
No, no Harry, don't fall. He's a Slytherin.
"Well, I'm Harry," Harry said lamely, trying to fight off the desire to grab the chocolate cup. He failed that, and gingerly gripped the edges of it to hold it with his hands.
"Well," the Strange Slytherin said with a small smile, like a snake having just caught his latest prey.
"My name is Armstrong," the Strange Slytherin added, "Jeremiah...Armstrong."

The chocolate was very good, running down Harry's throat.

Why then, did it feel as if it was going to stain his soul?

But maybe he was just being overtly paranoid, over nothing.
He looked like a good guy.

PARANOIA RISING
 
Just please don't write anything with Changeling the Lost/Dreaming, Mummy the Cursed, or Abyssal Exalted. I can only foresee more darkness form those paths.
 
Uh, I did entertain the notion of doing another crossover, but I rarely found something palatable. Maybe a rewrite of the ME/SOTS crossover I did, but without the Human Wanking and the Tough-Bastard Shepard.
Uhm...I'll see what I can jot down.

Thanks, that was the first story I remember reading on FF.net, there were a few others, but that was the first to make an impression.
 
While scurrying the net I kind of watched Naruto Blood Prison once more.

And yet, I can't even begin to fathom the extents of Naruto's desire for being at peace with his friends.

I mean, think about it.

Your grandmother or still, a positive figure that loves and cherishes you, accuses you of murder and has you sent to prison without even a trial. You aren't told it's all a trap to capture the real criminal.
You're just sent there, in, say, Alcatraz.

So your grandmother sent you to Alcatraz, your friends ignore your calls you are dropped into a place that routinely uses torture-seals to get the prisoners to behave, you make a friend while in the prison and you face off the big bad of the time...

And then said friend dies saving your life -because yes! You also risked your life and you lost the gamble!- and when you wake up, you dig a ditch for your friend's body -the friend who suffered with you in the prison, mind you- and then...go about your merry way when everyone else tags along saying something like 'Oh jolly good, Naruto! It was all a trap to get the real culprit behind it! Don't worry about meaningless things like trust! Trust is so out of fashion! What do you say? A friend of yours just died? Let's just all smile at the camera because we're ninja, yeah!'
 
While scurrying the net I kind of watched Naruto Blood Prison once more.

And yet, I can't even begin to fathom the extents of Naruto's desire for being at peace with his friends.

I mean, think about it.

Your grandmother or still, a positive figure that loves and cherishes you, accuses you of murder and has you sent to prison without even a trial. You aren't told it's all a trap to capture the real criminal.
You're just sent there, in, say, Alcatraz.

So your grandmother sent you to Alcatraz, your friends ignore your calls you are dropped into a place that routinely uses torture-seals to get the prisoners to behave, you make a friend while in the prison and you face off the big bad of the time...

And then said friend dies saving your life -because yes! You also risked your life and you lost the gamble!- and when you wake up, you dig a ditch for your friend's body -the friend who suffered with you in the prison, mind you- and then...go about your merry way when everyone else tags along saying something like 'Oh jolly good, Naruto! It was all a trap to get the real culprit behind it! Don't worry about meaningless things like trust! Trust is so out of fashion! What do you say? A friend of yours just died? Let's just all smile at the camera because we're ninja, yeah!'
Either he's still starved for any kind of positive relationships with other humans or they're pushing the whole ninja jesus thing way too much. My guess is that instead of basically becoming Sasuke for awhile they should've just become Kirabi for a while. But that's me.
 
Shade, you could avoid losing your fanfiction progresses, if you would simply download Lazarus Form Recovery(Link for Chrome / Link for Firefox)

If you already did it(Or will do it) and (Will) still keep losing the draft, then your computer is possessed and you should burn it. Hugging could also work, but may also invoke me from the depth of the world.
(I may steal your computer if summoned.)

And now, a soundtrack suggestion for all of your fanfic!


With Eyes Blazing perfectly esemplifies the "Oh Fuck we are all Going To Die!!!!" feeling that i can get sometime from your fanfictions.
The Super Arranged version may be better at conveining other emotions, but i am at the moment on a PC that has no sound and i don't prefectly rememeber it. So for now you get the normal version.
 
@Giygas, I am still eagerly waiting for the first draft of your SI fic.

How long do you plan on making each chapter, by the way?

I just found Hope Bearer and Bond Breaker's Main Soundtrack:
 
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To answer you Shadenight123 : my muse is as best fickle, at wrost not cooperative(Mostly beacause i cannot find the right way to describe what i want to describe) and usually completely mad.

To think that the idea that i sent you started as a "Let's write a little snippet of all my planned SI, but with Shade added!(So maybe my muse will wake up and let me write something!)".

Well, the muse woke up, but i hoped to write the Discordian SI, not the recently imaged Sparky one(Now with 100% more shady brothers)!
Also, my inspiration is usually awakened by being distant from the PC(I get distracted easily), but i finally decided to either find a way to fix the definitively old laptop of one of my sisters(Apparently the only problem is the lack of a recharge cable, and given that it was already old it simply laid unused) or to buy a cheap one, thus gaining something that doesn't have the ability to distract me.

For the lenght.... as above: i don't know. I will strive to make at least 1500/2000 words chapters, but the size may vary. If of course i don't find my lost inspiration(Finding it may allow me to write in a hour/two at least 1800 words, thus allowing me to win easily an eventual future nanowrimo).
 
I mean, think about it.

Your grandfatherly Headmaster or still, a positive figure that loves and cherishes you, accuses you of murder and has you sent to prison without even a trial. You aren't told it's all a trap to capture the real criminal.
You're just sent there, in, say, Azkaban.

So your grandfatherly Headmaster sent you to Azkaban, your friends ignore your owls, you are dropped into a place that routinely uses Dementors to get the prisoners to behave, you make a friend while in the prison and you face off the big bad of the time...

And then said friend dies saving your life -because yes! You also risked your life and you lost the gamble!- and when you wake up, you dig a ditch for your friend's body -the friend who suffered with you in the prison, mind you- and then...go about your merry way when everyone else tags along saying something like 'Oh jolly good, Harry! It was all a trap to get the real culprit behind it! Don't worry about meaningless things like trust! Trust is so out of fashion! What do you say? A friend of yours just died? Let's just all smile at the camera because we're wizards, yeah!'

I would bet that this is the plot of some HP revenge/bashing!fic out there, but I'm too lazy to search for it. :p
 
I would bet that this is the plot of some HP revenge/bashing!fic out there, but I'm too lazy to search for it. :p

Asd, you are quite right, I guess.

...Well, yikes. I now have the mind filled with bunnies. Let us get rid of some of them and move on to others.

To answer you Shadenight123 : my muse is as best fickle, at wrost not cooperative(Mostly beacause i cannot find the right way to describe what i want to describe) and usually completely mad.

Somehow that sounds awfully familiar.

Don't worry! You can leash the muse, provided you use the right instruments!
I, plainly put, mull over a particular story shortly before falling asleep. That usually works in unintended ways, but when it does work, well...it works-

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So much unintended future plans. Coincidence...or ALIENS!?
 
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Welps, good morning ladies and gentlemen.

A quick question:

If, say, I had some time to spare, a fanfiction on which series would you like yours truly to write of?
 
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