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The internet and boredom.

I created something I have no clue of due to boredom
 
Reading. I have a tendency to binge-read. And by binge-read, I mean there were extreme cases of going to sleep at 10 am after starting to read in the evening. I managed to get it under control, so nowadays I tend to notice if it's later than 2 am, and manage to go to sleep at 3.
 
Forums and Video Games after reading through all threads that I follow half of them have already new posts and this horrifying cycle continues.
 
What's His Problem (Star Wars/SI Pov Experiment N°2)
Reading. I have a tendency to binge-read. And by binge-read, I mean there were extreme cases of going to sleep at 10 am after starting to read in the evening. I managed to get it under control, so nowadays I tend to notice if it's later than 2 am, and manage to go to sleep at 3.

I feel you. When I start reading, I don't stop until it's over and done with.
Who the hell cares a day has gone by!?

That said, enjoy Snippet called forth by great demand!

What's his problem - SI/Star Wars Snippet N°2

The Holo-Room was normally used to teach the initiates about different places and worlds, to show them the wonders of the galaxy, or animals in all of their three dimensional glories. Sometimes, if the teacher was particularly kindhearted, they'd watch a movie too. As things went, the movies were more like documentaries that were stopped whenever the teacher had to say something about this or that person within it, but for the most part, the hours of the Holo-Room were quite frankly some of the fondest Ahsoka had ever had.
She smiled at the woman at the counter, a Zabrak who didn't return the smile, busy as she was gazing at the screen in front of her.
"Hello Knight Eubate," Ahsoka said politely, "I'm looking for Master Shade."
"He is currently busy, Padawan," Knight Eubate replied, looking at the screen in front of her. "You can wait for him in the lounge."
"It's important I talk with him," Ahsoka stressed. "He said something that has me thinking I might have misunderstood, and I'd like to clear the misunderstanding as early as possible!" she shot out hotly.
The Knight raised her eyes for a moment, and then lowered them again, "He is still busy, Padawan."
Ahsoka bristled, and then tried to peek at the screen that seemed to catch Knight Eubate's attention. There was a flash of red meeting a striking orange glowing saber, and then Knight Eubate looked back up and raised an eyebrow. "It is unbecoming to peek, Padawan."
"You're peeking," Ahsoka shot back.
"I am overseeing the training," Knight Eubate stressed out the distinction. "If your Master wanted you to know about this, he would have told me."
"Wait, is that my Master training in there?" Ahsoka asked, vaulting over the counter to watch him fight. Knight Eubate frowned, but relented since, after all, she was his Padawan in the end.
The Jedi Master was wielding his sword in a strange grip, and he was facing one of those training holograms, only whatever he was facing wasn't a 'stock' one.
It was a dark shaped, armor-wearing man who stood more than two meters tall. The problem with the holograms was that they weren't capable of using Force-Powers, but in order to supply for that, special metallic pieces had to be worn on one's body so that the usage of magnets could 'replicate' the effect of being Force Pushed, or Force Gripped, or...well, Force Shocked, even.
There was a Robot beneath the hologram, but it had to be a pretty nimble one to act as it did.

The crimson blade met with the orange one, and as they battled fiercely, Ahsoka frowned. "What's that style?" she asked. "It's not Shii-Cho."
"It's Vaapad, Master Windu's own style," the Knight answered with a most bored tone, as if she was stating the obvious. "Don't even think about mimicking it, Padawan. It's beyond yours, or mine, for what it matters, expertise."
Ahsoka frowned, "Did he just turn off his lightsaber?"
"That's Trakata," the Knight said. "It's another style."
The Dark Armored figure deftly blocked the lightsaber igniting once more and aimed for its chest, before spinning a devastating kick that sent her Master to tumble on the floor.
Ahsoka winced at the image of her Master slamming against the wall of the holo-chamber, but she blinked as she watched him stand up once more.
"Enough for the day, Eubate," he spoke through the monitor. "Has my apprentice been watching?"
"As you said she would, Master Shade," the Knight replied with a chuckle, deactivating the training program as the droid revealed itself below the hologram, and a door at the end of the corridor opened up. Ahsoka grumbled and crossed her arms in front of her chest as she stepped away from the monitor and once more on the other side of the counter, before tapping her foot with practiced insistence.
"Are you going to teach me that?" Ahsoka asked as soon as her Master stepped into view.
"That depends, Padawan," her master replied with a sigh.
Ahsoka frowned. "On what?"
"The style of Vaapad channels the darkness within our souls and unleashes it on our foes, yet as it does that, we must never lose sight of who we are, or of what we wish to obtain," Master Shade said. "It is Windu's creation, but I took it a step further. I added all the tricks of the book to it, and modified it further. He gave birth to it, and nurtured it into a style. I gripped it by the neck and molded it further." He looked at Ahsoka with a gaze that made her squirm uncomfortably. "It is a battle you are not yet trained to fight. I will teach you, but I will not make the mistake of telling you 'when you'll be stronger', and leave it at that. You will need maturity. You will need wisdom. You will need control. You will need a thousand of different things that can come only with time and patience, and both are things that you are awfully inadequate at right now. Less charging head-on and more peace and serenity, Padawan."
"Then why did you pick me?" Ahsoka asked, her arms crossed over her chest tightening slightly.
"Because I never said charging head-on is wrong," Master Shade acquiesced. "You do need to know when to and when not to, however."
"Well...that still doesn't answer my question," Ahsoka said. Master Shade sighed, and beckoned her closer with a hand. She frowned and neared, and he flicked her forehead with his index finger, making her wince at the sudden -if utterly not life-threatening- hit, and making her recoil slightly. "Hey! What was that for!?"
"You should not doubt your worth, Padawan. I chose you for reasons that I know, and that you should know too. I will not repeat them to further boost your pride. Suffice to say I will make you the finest Jedi there will ever be, and that whatever happens, I will be there for any question, and any doubts, you might have."
Ahsoka grumbled, massaging her forehead. 'A woman's face is her pride, you know?' on her lips, but she refrained from speaking it aloud.

As her Master began to leave after waving goodbye to Eubate, she quickly stuck by his side. "So," Ahsoka said. "I think I misunderstood your last words. You were saying something about...a will?"
"Your will," Master Shade acquiesced. "I said to bring your will."
"Well, but meaning 'Willpower' or my 'Strong Will' or...?"
"Your testament," Master Shade said calmly. "Bring your testament."
Ahsoka grimaced. "Urgh. Why would I do that?"
"Well, I'm the Master. I should actually let you do this without a single word, and wait as you stumble along the meaning behind this action, but I'm different, so I could also tell you...but I have an even better idea," he gestured to the canteen. "I'm famished. Eating while speaking about morose arguments is a great way of digesting food. Let's eat, and let's play the game of twenty questions while we're at it."
Ahsoka's lips curled into a nervous smile. Well, at least...her Master had a certain...personality to him? That was a positive thing, right?
It had to be positive, didn't it?
They wouldn't assign her to someone who wasn't fit for duty as a Master, right!?

AN: And here this is.
Next Snippet, HATE FILLED DAYS OF DOKI-DOKI LOVE, EPISODE TWO.
 
It's the "Teacher's Flick"
It's mean to be used when people don't learn when they should.
 
Hate Filled Days of Doki Doki Love N°2
Sempai, Please Notice Me - Original Anime Fiction brought to you by Shadenight Studios of Animation-

Shot of bright blue sky, white fluffy clouds, camera pans out to show a perfectly normal Japanese neighborhood.
Camera pans in on a street where two High School students are running.
One of the two is a dark-haired, dark eyed boy wearing his school uniform properly. The other is a tomboyish girl with bright red hair held in twin ponytails and a cheeky grin.
This time, however, as the dark-haired, dark eyed boy known as 'Shade' runs to cross a street and reach the other side, where his childhood friend Ayashima Emi is waiting, a limousine blocks his path.
The window of the limousine rolls down, to reveal a smiling, silver-haired girl.



"Drop me off here, Butler."

The girl says in a kind and considerate voice to the aging driver, who is only viewed from the POV of the girl herself. She is Mikoto Sakashima, and is the only daughter of the Sakashima Industries CEO, a very rich, very high-society, lady.

Ojou-Type pattern recognized. Deploy Flares. Deploy Avoidance Protocols. Initiate Sub-Routine SCREAM AT GOD AND WHY THE FUCK.

"Are you sure you can handle the walk?"

Shade asks with his most venomous tone, as if sneering would work. The young, innocent and sheltered Mikoto misunderstands, thinking he is being considerate of her frail health. Such a kind young classmate who doesn't even look at her with lecherous eyes! Such gentle soul and noble intentions!

"Do not worry for me, Shade-san."

Mikoto speaks, and steps outside revealing her long legs due to the mini-skirt that is a part of the High School Uniform *TM* that all girls wear even in the middle of winter.

MUUUURRRDEEEERRRRR.

As Shade's darkening thoughts reach an all new low level, nearly devolving into a single animal-like thought that borders on bestiality, Mikoto trips on her next step and falls forward, her arms wide open as she falls straight into Shade's chest, her bouncy and large breasts -the size of melons- end up going 'squish' against his stomach as the girl exclaims a light scream of shock at the fall.

MORE. MURDER. MORE MURDER. MURDER MORE. KILL. MAIM. BURN. KILL. Skulls for the skulls throne, blood for the blood bath, and someone give me a spoon made of barbed wire, so that I may teach an all new meaning of pain to whoever is narrating this stuff.

"Be careful."

Shade says, and in doing so, Mikoto confirms that he is truly a gentleman. His hands are around her shoulders, and he is looking away from her as he gently pushes her back on her feet.

"What's going on over there?! Hey!"

Emi realizes something is wrong when the limousine finally leaves, and her eyes settle on Mikoto being held by Shade's hands by the shoulders. He is looking elsewhere, a faint blush on his cheek due to embarrassment. It's actually hatred for the situation at hand, but she does not know it, and they are kind-of afar one from the other.

"What do you think you're doing, b-baka!"

Emi roars and charges, reaching nearly sub-light speed as she reappears in mid-air, ready to deliver an air-kick to Shade's face while the slow-motion kicks in for a panty-shot. Shade ducks, expecting the blow which harmlessly goes beyond his head. Rather than feeling content, Shade spins and avoids the second blow, coming from below as Emi tries to pirouette and at least kick him in the stomach.
Both attacks resulting in a failure, Emi narrows her eyes and lifts her hands up in a fighting pose.
The next moment, Mikoto jumps in fright, and since Shade had been in the process of moving to use Mikoto as a human shield, he ends up holding her up in a bridal-style carry.


THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT WORK LIKE THIS. DO YOU HEAR ME!? PHYSICS. ARE. NOT. GUIDELINES. THEY EXIST FOR A REASON!

The glare he delivers is enough to make Mikoto go starry-eyed. Such a knight in such a time! Kind, gentle, and so manly! The squared jaw, the firm gaze of justice and righteousness that burns in his eyes! It's love! No, it's destiny!
Emi, meanwhile, is aghast at such a reaction. Her heart hurts a bit at the sight, and when her heart hurts, the solution is to punch something until it stops hurting. Unfortunately, Shade knows that, and has no intention of sticking around enough to be hurt.


"We'll be late for school if we keep wasting time like this."

Shade speaks, and drops Mikoto gently, the girl groaning in displeasure. He then gives a light nod of the head, and starts to run, using the yellow flickering light and Mikoto as a human shield to gain an advantage over Emi, who is dutiful to a fault.
Emi swears revenge, Mikoto sighs, a hand to her cheek and hearts in place of eyes, and Shade rushes to the safety of school.


But even school isn't safe, for at Lunch Hour, Shade hurries away. He manages to give the slip to Mikoto and Emi, and reaches for the rooftop to have his lunch in peace. Emi sulks, as she has made a lunchbox filled with LOVE CARE for him. Mikoto instead flips open her cellphone. The Chefs shall arrive shortly, and she needs to know through the tracking satellites where her future husband to be is.
The class representative watches the scene with a dreadful sigh, the teacher grumbles about 'finding her true love' and most of the class with non-descriptive faces and hairstyles remain blissfully ignorant of everything of strange going on around them.
Sora, the male friend of Shade, has been declassed to background character since he is no longer important to prove that the protagonist also has male friends.


Up on the rooftop, a dark-blue haired girl with a dark blue frilly dress and gothic-lolita styled clothes reminiscing of Kuroneko from 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute' is munching quietly on a sandwich, trying to forget the loneliness of her existence for being a high school lolita with eight grader syndrome. She watches as a boy she knows nothing about gestures for her to be 'silent' and then watches as he takes out a large white blanket and hides beneath it.
Curiosity piqued and lunch finished, she draws near.
How will she speak with this unknown person?


"I AM AETERNIA, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, MORTAL THOUGH THAT HIDE WITHIN MY REALM-"

"I AM SHADE, HARBINGER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION, BUTCHER OF INNOCENCE AND HOPE. I HAVE WRITTEN THE DEATHS OF OVER A THOUSAND LIVING BEINGS, MY WILL IS UNSTOPPABLE, MY HATRED UNENDING. QUIET YOURSELF BEFORE I DECIDE TO UNLEASH MY FURY!"

'Aeternia' jumps back in fright, both hands raised before falling down on her ass and revealing her panties as is proper form in these situations. She crosses her leg the next moment with a blush on her pale face, but the 'Shade' has already hidden himself beneath the blanket, and appears to not have seen the horrible spectacle that has befallen her.

"Knave!"

Aeternia grumbles, standing back up and nearing the blanket.

"Thou think thee invisibility spell shall work on my sight of Eternity?! I know thou are there! Reveal thyself to me, Queen of all of the elements, eternity made manifest!"

"Somehow, I think the ShadeXAeternia pairing is going to go strong with this one."

Aeternia hears strange words from below the blanket, but pays them no heed. If the boy won't answer her, then she will insist!

"The boons of Empress Aeternia are-"

"Weren't you a Queen just a moment ago?"

"Queen of Eternity, but Empress of Life!"

"Nice corner save."

This foolish man! Oh! Well, at least this is better than the boring everyday school life she's had until then!

"I will allow you to address me as 'Perfect', one of my lesser titles."

"I'm trying to eat lunch here, Blacky, so how about you leave me to my lunch and my coffee thermos, and-"

Blacky?
...
BLACKY?
...
THE INSOLENCE OF SUCH A KNAVE! HE MUST BE DEALT WITH! COME, SPIRITS OF THE AIR, OF THE WATER, OF THE FIRE AND OF THE EARTH! COME, SPIRITS OF HOPE AND LOVE AND HAPPINESS! COME AND GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BANISH HIS EVIL DARK SIDE AND REVEAL HIM FROM HIS INVISIBILITY SPELL!


I know perfectly well the rich ojou type has satellites tracking me. I know the Black Cat girl is going to try to remove the blanket, and I know that when this happens, the Ojou will appear soon...well...to get out of this situation and eat in peace...

Shade rolled inside his blanket to the right, avoiding the hand of AETERNIA, EMPRESS OF LIFE, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, THE PERFECT. Then, he stood up to a kneeling position and finished swallowing his sandwich whole, before opening his thermos and taking a deep swill of the drink.

"A-Ah! I am cured of my sickness!"

Queen Aeternia blinks. What was in that foul container of metal?
Shade rolls a natural twenty on bluff, and perform 'I was sick and under mental control, but now I am free and am in fact your loyal servant, my Queen'. Queen Aeternia's difficulty check to pass is minus nine thousand, and thus she fails and ends up smitten by such a brave knight that clearly, they must have been together in their past life, in a forbidden love that was not destined to be.


If I act chuunibyou with her enough, I should be able to bring everyone else away-

"Your white mantle! THEN YOU ARE A KNIGHT INDEED!"

Mikoto exclaims rushing for the roof, pointing at the white blanket now on Shade's shoulders, precisely like a white mantle would.

...

You know that this means war, right?

Did I mention the astronomy girl with the telescope watching the scene, and writing down a short story hook for the midwinter theater play?

I will hurt you. I will hurt you a lot.

AN: Welllll...Eight Grader Syndrome, check!
 
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I am kind of chuckling at the thought of people saying that it's the 'Best snippet' thus far, when with all probability such a sentence will eventually be repeated in the future by the SHEER QUANTITY OF SNIPPETS that shall come later on.
No worries, we can start doing things like "Best snippet in the past 10 pages", "Best snippet on this page", and "Best snippet in the past two posts". Gotta give you affirmation, you know? :p

What is, in your opinion, the number one distraction that prevents you from getting stuff done? Reading? Surfing the web? Going outside with friends on a sunny day?
Telling myself I'll do important task X after finishing action/event/task Y. So if Y never finishes, I end up procrastinating on the important task X.
 
I feel you. When I start reading, I don't stop until it's over and done with.
Who the hell cares a day has gone by!?

That said, enjoy Snippet called forth by great demand!

What's his problem - SI/Star Wars Snippet N°2

The Holo-Room was normally used to teach the initiates about different places and worlds, to show them the wonders of the galaxy, or animals in all of their three dimensional glories. Sometimes, if the teacher was particularly kindhearted, they'd watch a movie too. As things went, the movies were more like documentaries that were stopped whenever the teacher had to say something about this or that person within it, but for the most part, the hours of the Holo-Room were quite frankly some of the fondest Ahsoka had ever had.
She smiled at the woman at the counter, a Zabrak who didn't return the smile, busy as she was gazing at the screen in front of her.
"Hello Knight Eubate," Ahsoka said politely, "I'm looking for Master Shade."
"He is currently busy, Padawan," Knight Eubate replied, looking at the screen in front of her. "You can wait for him in the lounge."
"It's important I talk with him," Ahsoka stressed. "He said something that has me thinking I might have misunderstood, and I'd like to clear the misunderstanding as early as possible!" she shot out hotly.
The Knight raised her eyes for a moment, and then lowered them again, "He is still busy, Padawan."
Ahsoka bristled, and then tried to peek at the screen that seemed to catch Knight Eubate's attention. There was a flash of red meeting a striking orange glowing saber, and then Knight Eubate looked back up and raised an eyebrow. "It is unbecoming to peek, Padawan."
"You're peeking," Ahsoka shot back.
"I am overseeing the training," Knight Eubate stressed out the distinction. "If your Master wanted you to know about this, he would have told me."
"Wait, is that my Master training in there?" Ahsoka asked, vaulting over the counter to watch him fight. Knight Eubate frowned, but relented since, after all, she was his Padawan in the end.
The Jedi Master was wielding his sword in a strange grip, and he was facing one of those training holograms, only whatever he was facing wasn't a 'stock' one.
It was a dark shaped, armor-wearing man who stood more than two meters tall. The problem with the holograms was that they weren't capable of using Force-Powers, but in order to supply for that, special metallic pieces had to be worn on one's body so that the usage of magnets could 'replicate' the effect of being Force Pushed, or Force Gripped, or...well, Force Shocked, even.
There was a Robot beneath the hologram, but it had to be a pretty nimble one to act as it did.

The crimson blade met with the orange one, and as they battled fiercely, Ahsoka frowned. "What's that style?" she asked. "It's not Shii-Cho."
"It's Vaapad, Master Windu's own style," the Knight answered with a most bored tone, as if she was stating the obvious. "Don't even think about mimicking it, Padawan. It's beyond yours, or mine, for what it matters, expertise."
Ahsoka frowned, "Did he just turn off his lightsaber?"
"That's Trakata," the Knight said. "It's another style."
The Dark Armored figure deftly blocked the lightsaber igniting once more and aimed for its chest, before spinning a devastating kick that sent her Master to tumble on the floor.
Ahsoka winced at the image of her Master slamming against the wall of the holo-chamber, but she blinked as she watched him stand up once more.
"Enough for the day, Eubate," he spoke through the monitor. "Has my apprentice been watching?"
"As you said she would, Master Shade," the Knight replied with a chuckle, deactivating the training program as the droid revealed itself below the hologram, and a door at the end of the corridor opened up. Ahsoka grumbled and crossed her arms in front of her chest as she stepped away from the monitor and once more on the other side of the counter, before tapping her foot with practiced insistence.
"Are you going to teach me that?" Ahsoka asked as soon as her Master stepped into view.
"That depends, Padawan," her master replied with a sigh.
Ahsoka frowned. "On what?"
"The style of Vaapad channels the darkness within our souls and unleashes it on our foes, yet as it does that, we must never lose sight of who we are, or of what we wish to obtain," Master Shade said. "It is Windu's creation, but I took it a step further. I added all the tricks of the book to it, and modified it further. He gave birth to it, and nurtured it into a style. I gripped it by the neck and molded it further." He looked at Ahsoka with a gaze that made her squirm uncomfortably. "It is a battle you are not yet trained to fight. I will teach you, but I will not make the mistake of telling you 'when you'll be stronger', and leave it at that. You will need maturity. You will need wisdom. You will need control. You will need a thousand of different things that can come only with time and patience, and both are things that you are awfully inadequate at right now. Less charging head-on and more peace and serenity, Padawan."
"Then why did you pick me?" Ahsoka asked, her arms crossed over her chest tightening slightly.
"Because I never said charging head-on is wrong," Master Shade acquiesced. "You do need to know when to and when not to, however."
"Well...that still doesn't answer my question," Ahsoka said. Master Shade sighed, and beckoned her closer with a hand. She frowned and neared, and he flicked her forehead with his index finger, making her wince at the sudden -if utterly not life-threatening- hit, and making her recoil slightly. "Hey! What was that for!?"
"You should not doubt your worth, Padawan. I chose you for reasons that I know, and that you should know too. I will not repeat them to further boost your pride. Suffice to say I will make you the finest Jedi there will ever be, and that whatever happens, I will be there for any question, and any doubts, you might have."
Ahsoka grumbled, massaging her forehead. 'A woman's face is her pride, you know?' on her lips, but she refrained from speaking it aloud.

As her Master began to leave after waving goodbye to Eubate, she quickly stuck by his side. "So," Ahsoka said. "I think I misunderstood your last words. You were saying something about...a will?"
"Your will," Master Shade acquiesced. "I said to bring your will."
"Well, but meaning 'Willpower' or my 'Strong Will' or...?"
"Your testament," Master Shade said calmly. "Bring your testament."
Ahsoka grimaced. "Urgh. Why would I do that?"
"Well, I'm the Master. I should actually let you do this without a single word, and wait as you stumble along the meaning behind this action, but I'm different, so I could also tell you...but I have an even better idea," he gestured to the canteen. "I'm famished. Eating while speaking about morose arguments is a great way of digesting food. Let's eat, and let's play the game of twenty questions while we're at it."
Ahsoka's lips curled into a nervous smile. Well, at least...her Master had a certain...personality to him? That was a positive thing, right?
It had to be positive, didn't it?
They wouldn't assign her to someone who wasn't fit for duty as a Master, right!?

AN: And here this is.
Next Snippet, HATE FILLED DAYS OF DOKI-DOKI LOVE, EPISODE TWO.
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Sempai, Please Notice Me - Original Anime Fiction brought to you by Shadenight Studios of Animation-

Shot of bright blue sky, white fluffy clouds, camera pans out to show a perfectly normal Japanese neighborhood.
Camera pans in on a street where two High School students are running.
One of the two is a dark-haired, dark eyed boy wearing his school uniform properly. The other is a tomboyish girl with bright red hair held in twin ponytails and a cheeky grin.
This time, however, as the dark-haired, dark eyed boy known as 'Shade' runs to cross a street and reach the other side, where his childhood friend Ayashima Emi is waiting, a limousine blocks his path.
The window of the limousine rolls down, to reveal a smiling, silver-haired girl.



"Drop me off here, Butler."

The girl says in a kind and considerate voice to the aging driver, who is only viewed from the POV of the girl herself. She is Mikoto Sakashima, and is the only daughter of the Sakashima Industries CEO, a very rich, very high-society, lady.

Ojou-Type pattern recognized. Deploy Flares. Deploy Avoidance Protocols. Initiate Sub-Routine SCREAM AT GOD AND WHY THE FUCK.

"Are you sure you can handle the walk?"

Shade asks with his most venomous tone, as if sneering would work. The young, innocent and sheltered Mikoto misunderstands, thinking he is being considerate of her frail health. Such a kind young classmate who doesn't even look at her with lecherous eyes! Such gentle soul and noble intentions!

"Do not worry for me, Shade-san."

Mikoto speaks, and steps outside revealing her long legs due to the mini-skirt that is a part of the High School Uniform *TM* that all girls wear even in the middle of winter.

MUUUURRRDEEEERRRRR.

As Shade's darkening thoughts reach an all new low level, nearly devolving into a single animal-like thought that borders on bestiality, Mikoto trips on her next step and falls forward, her arms wide open as she falls straight into Shade's chest, her bouncy and large breasts -the size of melons- end up going 'squish' against his stomach as the girl exclaims a light scream of shock at the fall.

MORE. MURDER. MORE MURDER. MURDER MORE. KILL. MAIM. BURN. KILL. Skulls for the skulls throne, blood for the blood bath, and someone give me a spoon made of barbed wire, so that I may teach an all new meaning of pain to whoever is narrating this stuff.

"Be careful."

Shade says, and in doing so, Mikoto confirms that he is truly a gentleman. His hands are around her shoulders, and he is looking away from her as he gently pushes her back on her feet.

"What's going on over there?! Hey!"

Emi realizes something is wrong when the limousine finally leaves, and her eyes settle on Mikoto being held by Shade's hands by the shoulders. He is looking elsewhere, a faint blush on his cheek due to embarrassment. It's actually hatred for the situation at hand, but she does not know it, and they are kind-of afar one from the other.

"What do you think you're doing, b-baka!"

Emi roars and charges, reaching nearly sub-light speed as she reappears in mid-air, ready to deliver an air-kick to Shade's face while the slow-motion kicks in for a panty-shot. Shade ducks, expecting the blow which harmlessly goes beyond his head. Rather than feeling content, Shade spins and avoids the second blow, coming from below as Emi tries to pirouette and at least kick him in the stomach.
Both attacks resulting in a failure, Emi narrows her eyes and lifts her hands up in a fighting pose.
The next moment, Mikoto jumps in fright, and since Shade had been in the process of moving to use Mikoto as a human shield, he ends up holding her up in a bridal-style carry.


THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT WORK LIKE THIS. DO YOU HEAR ME!? PHYSICS. ARE. NOT. GUIDELINES. THEY EXIST FOR A REASON!

The glare he delivers is enough to make Mikoto go starry-eyed. Such a knight in such a time! Kind, gentle, and so manly! The squared jaw, the firm gaze of justice and righteousness that burns in his eyes! It's love! No, it's destiny!
Emi, meanwhile, is aghast at such a reaction. Her heart hurts a bit at the sight, and when her heart hurts, the solution is to punch something until it stops hurting. Unfortunately, Shade knows that, and has no intention of sticking around enough to be hurt.


"We'll be late for school if we keep wasting time like this."

Shade speaks, and drops Mikoto gently, the girl groaning in displeasure. He then gives a light nod of the head, and starts to run, using the yellow flickering light and Mikoto as a human shield to gain an advantage over Emi, who is dutiful to a fault.
Emi swears revenge, Mikoto sighs, a hand to her cheek and hearts in place of eyes, and Shade rushes to the safety of school.


But even school isn't safe, for at Lunch Hour, Shade hurries away. He manages to give the slip to Mikoto and Emi, and reaches for the rooftop to have his lunch in peace. Emi sulks, as she has made a lunchbox filled with LOVE CARE for him. Mikoto instead flips open her cellphone. The Chefs shall arrive shortly, and she needs to know through the tracking satellites where her future husband to be is.
The class representative watches the scene with a dreadful sigh, the teacher grumbles about 'finding her true love' and most of the class with non-descriptive faces and hairstyles remain blissfully ignorant of everything of strange going on around them.
Sora, the male friend of Shade, has been declassed to background character since he is no longer important to prove that the protagonist also has male friends.


Up on the rooftop, a dark-blue haired girl with a dark blue frilly dress and gothic-lolita styled clothes reminiscing of Kuroneko from 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute' is munching quietly on a sandwich, trying to forget the loneliness of her existence for being a high school lolita with eight grader syndrome. She watches as a boy she knows nothing about gestures for her to be 'silent' and then watches as he takes out a large white blanket and hides beneath it.
Curiosity picked and lunch finished, she draws near.
How will she speak with this unknown person?


"I AM AETERNIA, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, MORTAL THOUGH THAT HIDE WITHIN MY REALM-"

"I AM SHADE, HARBINGER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION, BUTCHER OF INNOCENCE AND HOPE. I HAVE WRITTEN THE DEATHS OF OVER A THOUSAND LIVING BEINGS, MY WILL IS UNSTOPPABLE, MY HATRED UNENDING. QUIET YOURSELF BEFORE I DECIDE TO UNLEASH MY FURY!"

'Aeternia' jumps back in fright, both hands raised before falling down on her ass and revealing her panties as is proper form in these situations. She crosses her leg the next moment with a blush on her pale face, but the 'Shade' has already hidden himself beneath the blanket, and appears to not have seen the horrible spectacle that has befallen her.

"Knave!"

Aeternia grumbles, standing back up and nearing the blanket.

"Thou think thee invisibility spell shall work on my sight of Eternity?! I know thou are there! Reveal thyself to me, Queen of all of the elements, eternity made manifest!"

"Somehow, I think the ShadeXAeternia pairing is going to go strong with this one."

Aeternia hears strange words from below the blanket, but pays them no heed. If the boy won't answer her, then she will insist!

"The boons of Empress Aeternia are-"

"Weren't you a Queen just a moment ago?"

"Queen of Eternity, but Empress of Life!"

"Nice corner save."

This foolish man! Oh! Well, at least this is better than the boring everyday school life she's had until then!

"I will allow you to address me as 'Perfect', one of my lesser titles."

"I'm trying to eat lunch here, Blacky, so how about you leave me to my lunch and my coffee thermos, and-"

Blacky?
...
BLACKY?
...
THE INSOLENCE OF SUCH A KNAVE! HE MUST BE DEALT WITH! COME, SPIRITS OF THE AIR, OF THE WATER, OF THE FIRE AND OF THE EARTH! COME, SPIRITS OF HOPE AND LOVE AND HAPPINESS! COME AND GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BANISH HIS EVIL DARK SIDE AND REVEAL HIM FROM HIS INVISIBILITY SPELL!


I know perfectly well the rich ojou type has satellites tracking me. I know the Black Cat girl is going to try to remove the blanket, and I know that when this happens, the Ojou will appear soon...well...to get out of this situation and eat in peace...

Shade rolled inside his blanket to the right, avoiding the hand of AETERNIA, EMPRESS OF LIFE, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, THE PERFECT. Then, he stood up to a kneeling position and finished swallowing his sandwich whole, before opening his thermos and taking a deep swill of the drink.

"A-Ah! I am cured of my sickness!"

Queen Aeternia blinks. What was in that foul container of metal?
Shade rolls a natural twenty on bluff, and perform 'I was sick and under mental control, but now I am free and am in fact your loyal servant, my Queen'. Queen Aeternia's difficulty check to pass is minus nine thousand, and thus she fails and ends up smitten by such a brave knight that clearly, they must have been together in their past life, in a forbidden love that was not destined to be.


If I act chuunibyou with her enough, I should be able to bring everyone else away-

"Your white mantle! THEN YOU ARE A KNIGHT INDEED!"

Mikoto exclaims rushing for the roof, pointing at the white blanket now on Shade's shoulders, precisely like a white mantle would.

...

You know that this means war, right?

Did I mention the astronomy girl with the telescope watching the scene, and writing down a short story hook for the midwinter theater play?

I will hurt you. I will hurt you a lot.

AN: Welllll...Eight Grader Syndrome, check!

GIve Aeternia coffee! It's the only thing that can save her now!
 
Sempai, Please Notice Me - Original Anime Fiction brought to you by Shadenight Studios of Animation-

Shot of bright blue sky, white fluffy clouds, camera pans out to show a perfectly normal Japanese neighborhood.
Camera pans in on a street where two High School students are running.
One of the two is a dark-haired, dark eyed boy wearing his school uniform properly. The other is a tomboyish girl with bright red hair held in twin ponytails and a cheeky grin.
This time, however, as the dark-haired, dark eyed boy known as 'Shade' runs to cross a street and reach the other side, where his childhood friend Ayashima Emi is waiting, a limousine blocks his path.
The window of the limousine rolls down, to reveal a smiling, silver-haired girl.



"Drop me off here, Butler."

The girl says in a kind and considerate voice to the aging driver, who is only viewed from the POV of the girl herself. She is Mikoto Sakashima, and is the only daughter of the Sakashima Industries CEO, a very rich, very high-society, lady.

Ojou-Type pattern recognized. Deploy Flares. Deploy Avoidance Protocols. Initiate Sub-Routine SCREAM AT GOD AND WHY THE FUCK.

"Are you sure you can handle the walk?"

Shade asks with his most venomous tone, as if sneering would work. The young, innocent and sheltered Mikoto misunderstands, thinking he is being considerate of her frail health. Such a kind young classmate who doesn't even look at her with lecherous eyes! Such gentle soul and noble intentions!

"Do not worry for me, Shade-san."

Mikoto speaks, and steps outside revealing her long legs due to the mini-skirt that is a part of the High School Uniform *TM* that all girls wear even in the middle of winter.

MUUUURRRDEEEERRRRR.

As Shade's darkening thoughts reach an all new low level, nearly devolving into a single animal-like thought that borders on bestiality, Mikoto trips on her next step and falls forward, her arms wide open as she falls straight into Shade's chest, her bouncy and large breasts -the size of melons- end up going 'squish' against his stomach as the girl exclaims a light scream of shock at the fall.

MORE. MURDER. MORE MURDER. MURDER MORE. KILL. MAIM. BURN. KILL. Skulls for the skulls throne, blood for the blood bath, and someone give me a spoon made of barbed wire, so that I may teach an all new meaning of pain to whoever is narrating this stuff.

"Be careful."

Shade says, and in doing so, Mikoto confirms that he is truly a gentleman. His hands are around her shoulders, and he is looking away from her as he gently pushes her back on her feet.

"What's going on over there?! Hey!"

Emi realizes something is wrong when the limousine finally leaves, and her eyes settle on Mikoto being held by Shade's hands by the shoulders. He is looking elsewhere, a faint blush on his cheek due to embarrassment. It's actually hatred for the situation at hand, but she does not know it, and they are kind-of afar one from the other.

"What do you think you're doing, b-baka!"

Emi roars and charges, reaching nearly sub-light speed as she reappears in mid-air, ready to deliver an air-kick to Shade's face while the slow-motion kicks in for a panty-shot. Shade ducks, expecting the blow which harmlessly goes beyond his head. Rather than feeling content, Shade spins and avoids the second blow, coming from below as Emi tries to pirouette and at least kick him in the stomach.
Both attacks resulting in a failure, Emi narrows her eyes and lifts her hands up in a fighting pose.
The next moment, Mikoto jumps in fright, and since Shade had been in the process of moving to use Mikoto as a human shield, he ends up holding her up in a bridal-style carry.


THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT WORK LIKE THIS. DO YOU HEAR ME!? PHYSICS. ARE. NOT. GUIDELINES. THEY EXIST FOR A REASON!

The glare he delivers is enough to make Mikoto go starry-eyed. Such a knight in such a time! Kind, gentle, and so manly! The squared jaw, the firm gaze of justice and righteousness that burns in his eyes! It's love! No, it's destiny!
Emi, meanwhile, is aghast at such a reaction. Her heart hurts a bit at the sight, and when her heart hurts, the solution is to punch something until it stops hurting. Unfortunately, Shade knows that, and has no intention of sticking around enough to be hurt.


"We'll be late for school if we keep wasting time like this."

Shade speaks, and drops Mikoto gently, the girl groaning in displeasure. He then gives a light nod of the head, and starts to run, using the yellow flickering light and Mikoto as a human shield to gain an advantage over Emi, who is dutiful to a fault.
Emi swears revenge, Mikoto sighs, a hand to her cheek and hearts in place of eyes, and Shade rushes to the safety of school.


But even school isn't safe, for at Lunch Hour, Shade hurries away. He manages to give the slip to Mikoto and Emi, and reaches for the rooftop to have his lunch in peace. Emi sulks, as she has made a lunchbox filled with LOVE CARE for him. Mikoto instead flips open her cellphone. The Chefs shall arrive shortly, and she needs to know through the tracking satellites where her future husband to be is.
The class representative watches the scene with a dreadful sigh, the teacher grumbles about 'finding her true love' and most of the class with non-descriptive faces and hairstyles remain blissfully ignorant of everything of strange going on around them.
Sora, the male friend of Shade, has been declassed to background character since he is no longer important to prove that the protagonist also has male friends.


Up on the rooftop, a dark-blue haired girl with a dark blue frilly dress and gothic-lolita styled clothes reminiscing of Kuroneko from 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute' is munching quietly on a sandwich, trying to forget the loneliness of her existence for being a high school lolita with eight grader syndrome. She watches as a boy she knows nothing about gestures for her to be 'silent' and then watches as he takes out a large white blanket and hides beneath it.
Curiosity picked and lunch finished, she draws near.
How will she speak with this unknown person?


"I AM AETERNIA, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, MORTAL THOUGH THAT HIDE WITHIN MY REALM-"

"I AM SHADE, HARBINGER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION, BUTCHER OF INNOCENCE AND HOPE. I HAVE WRITTEN THE DEATHS OF OVER A THOUSAND LIVING BEINGS, MY WILL IS UNSTOPPABLE, MY HATRED UNENDING. QUIET YOURSELF BEFORE I DECIDE TO UNLEASH MY FURY!"

'Aeternia' jumps back in fright, both hands raised before falling down on her ass and revealing her panties as is proper form in these situations. She crosses her leg the next moment with a blush on her pale face, but the 'Shade' has already hidden himself beneath the blanket, and appears to not have seen the horrible spectacle that has befallen her.

"Knave!"

Aeternia grumbles, standing back up and nearing the blanket.

"Thou think thee invisibility spell shall work on my sight of Eternity?! I know thou are there! Reveal thyself to me, Queen of all of the elements, eternity made manifest!"

"Somehow, I think the ShadeXAeternia pairing is going to go strong with this one."

Aeternia hears strange words from below the blanket, but pays them no heed. If the boy won't answer her, then she will insist!

"The boons of Empress Aeternia are-"

"Weren't you a Queen just a moment ago?"

"Queen of Eternity, but Empress of Life!"

"Nice corner save."

This foolish man! Oh! Well, at least this is better than the boring everyday school life she's had until then!

"I will allow you to address me as 'Perfect', one of my lesser titles."

"I'm trying to eat lunch here, Blacky, so how about you leave me to my lunch and my coffee thermos, and-"

Blacky?
...
BLACKY?
...
THE INSOLENCE OF SUCH A KNAVE! HE MUST BE DEALT WITH! COME, SPIRITS OF THE AIR, OF THE WATER, OF THE FIRE AND OF THE EARTH! COME, SPIRITS OF HOPE AND LOVE AND HAPPINESS! COME AND GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BANISH HIS EVIL DARK SIDE AND REVEAL HIM FROM HIS INVISIBILITY SPELL!


I know perfectly well the rich ojou type has satellites tracking me. I know the Black Cat girl is going to try to remove the blanket, and I know that when this happens, the Ojou will appear soon...well...to get out of this situation and eat in peace...

Shade rolled inside his blanket to the right, avoiding the hand of AETERNIA, EMPRESS OF LIFE, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, THE PERFECT. Then, he stood up to a kneeling position and finished swallowing his sandwich whole, before opening his thermos and taking a deep swill of the drink.

"A-Ah! I am cured of my sickness!"

Queen Aeternia blinks. What was in that foul container of metal?
Shade rolls a natural twenty on bluff, and perform 'I was sick and under mental control, but now I am free and am in fact your loyal servant, my Queen'. Queen Aeternia's difficulty check to pass is minus nine thousand, and thus she fails and ends up smitten by such a brave knight that clearly, they must have been together in their past life, in a forbidden love that was not destined to be.


If I act chuunibyou with her enough, I should be able to bring everyone else away-

"Your white mantle! THEN YOU ARE A KNIGHT INDEED!"

Mikoto exclaims rushing for the roof, pointing at the white blanket now on Shade's shoulders, precisely like a white mantle would.

...

You know that this means war, right?

Did I mention the astronomy girl with the telescope watching the scene, and writing down a short story hook for the midwinter theater play?

I will hurt you. I will hurt you a lot.

AN: Welllll...Eight Grader Syndrome, check!

Bwahahahaha suffer SUffer!

I mean can we have some more please?
 
You know, how would shade actually react to a normal girl? Someone who doesn't fill any anime-troops and just feels...

Real.
 
Yeah, I'm imagining that he has mental trauma by now.

Shade probably would.

I, on the other hand, am the most charming individual in the world who can, apparently, show such a natural charisma and charm that I've got gaggles of girls following me.
...

-I actually teach English to University Students to reach the Proficiency Levels as a way to earn extra cash, because why not. Hence, guess which predominant gender takes a serious approach to 'learning another language'? The women.
I've got, like, thirty or so female numbers on my phone that belong to girls alone from that.
...

My natural dislike of Anime Trope concerning females stems from that, actually. I've yet to meet a real life tsundere, for example. Or Kuudere. The Yandere I saw was pretty, pretty mild. And the Dere-Dere has yet to make its appearance.
But well, 'que sera sera'.
 
Shade probably would.

I, on the other hand, am the most charming individual in the world who can, apparently, show such a natural charisma and charm that I've got gaggles of girls following me.
...

-I actually teach English to University Students to reach the Proficiency Levels as a way to earn extra cash, because why not. Hence, guess which predominant gender takes a serious approach to 'learning another language'? The women.
I've got, like, thirty or so female numbers on my phone that belong to girls alone from that.
...

My natural dislike of Anime Trope concerning females stems from that, actually. I've yet to meet a real life tsundere, for example. Or Kuudere. The Yandere I saw was pretty, pretty mild. And the Dere-Dere has yet to make its appearance.
But well, 'que sera sera'.

No offence, but you kinda sound like a real life Gary-sue.
 
No offence, but you kinda sound like a real life Gary-sue.

...

I highly doubt it.

No, seriously.

I've got like, genetics or something already at work. I'm losing my hair here. I've got nervous ticks brought forth by caffeine excesses. I've got, like, a hundred or more defects the likes of which make me the most normal and boring of humans.
But, well...that's the hand I've been dealt with.
 
...

I highly doubt it.

No, seriously.

I've got like, genetics or something already at work. I'm losing my hair here. I've got nervous ticks brought forth by caffeine excesses. I've got, like, a hundred or more defects the likes of which make me the most normal and boring of humans.
But, well...that's the hand I've been dealt with.

I will admit, the only reason that I thought that was because you only described your good points.
 
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