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Just A Bystander (Doctor Who/Bond Breaker)
We need a bystander's POV, It doesn't matter if it's Shade after he got the opportunity to be just a bystander or some random OC involved (who may or may not be a faceless mook/goon/civilian/randomalienwithwaytoomanytentaclesaneyesandstuff).

Like watching a Megazord VS. Evil-Kaiju-of-the-Week fight.


Just a Bystander

The man was impossible.
He was the Impossible Man.
Only, he didn't have a iota of the Doctor's responsibility, or moral fiber. If anything, he was a mad, ravening entity that couldn't bow to any rule or order. He was a typhoon, a hurricane, a mad unleashed beast with no chain, and in his wake he left chaos and death in equal quantities.
Amy Pond couldn't fix him, and neither could her husband Rory.
The Doctor, on the other hand, looked at him once, and grimaced.
The chaotic man rushed forth past the battlefield of blood-soaked earth and caked mud, and didn't stop as the bullets moved around him, as if not even they dared to touch him as he trudged ahead.
The Doctor watched, not in awe, but in chagrin, as if a great horrifying terror and truth had just befallen on his shoulders, and in a moment he probably saw the past, the present and the future of time. He exhaled in palpable relief as the chaotic man grabbed by the scruff of the neck a dirty looking kid with long hair and a rifle in her hands.
It was just a moment, but the Impossible Man she knew looked straight ahead at the Other Impossible Man's eyes, and he returned the gaze with the same intensity, the same anger, the same momentum.
It was then that Amy Pond realized that it was luck that the Impossible Man she was afraid of simply disappeared, rather than give them aid in the upcoming fight.
"Come on then, follow me!" the Doctor quipped, and Amy rushed to follow, running behind him.
Even though they ran away most often than not, they always ran to where the problem could be solved.
Why then, had she felt that the other man rushed to his own demise with the blinding speed of a demon hell-bent on suicide?

"Who was that man?" Rory asked.
"No one important!" The Doctor spoke.
"The bullets didn't hit him," Amy supplied, hoping to crack a bit of the secret, even though all inches of her skin told her not to.
"He's no one important," the Doctor spoke. "No one you should concern yourself with! Let's just near the Mechatripsoidal Controller and turn off this entire blasted scenario of war before the Cybermen subconscious manage to acquire control of it completely!"
"He could have helped us!" Rory said.
That was the wrong thing to say.
The Doctor stopped, he stopped abruptly and he turned, his right index finger raised and pointed at Rory's chin.
"No," the Doctor hissed. "Now listen well Rory, listen well because this is important," the Doctor spoke in a hushed tone, barely heard with the firing echoing around the battleground. "Whatever happens, whatever past, present, future event we behold, stay away from him. He is something you cannot, must not, and absolutely should not cross paths with."
"Are you scared?" Rory asked, shocked and surprised. "You're...scared of him?"
"Right here, right now, right in this precise moment, I am not," the Doctor whispered. "But what he can become, what he is, what he has been...he can be anything, Rory. He isn't human. He's never been human, and he'll never be human. Listen and listen well because it's important," he grabbed his sonic screwdriver and turned it on.

'...' '...' '...'

"Understood?" the Doctor said, deactivating it.
Amy Pond simply nodded, and thought of cute, fluffy kittens.
Rory nodded, and thought of the Roman Empire legions marching off in the sunrise.
The Doctor swallowed heavily, and resumed his mad rush to stop the machine.
What was spoken, however...
That is a tale for another time.
 
So the Impossible Man is the bystander? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Also, I'd like to see shade writing a legitimate shipfic (regardless of my hate with it, it'll still be absolutely amusing reading yours)
 
...I admit I want to see Hate Doki Doki episode two.

If only to laugh at the cliches and me wanting to torture shade.
 
Yay, one thing The Doctor is scared of!

Thank you for answering the request Shade, may your coffee run neverending and may it always be hot. (Waaii am I doing something bad?)
 
Playing Billiard With Fate (Star Wars/Si Pov Experiment)
Playing Billiard With Fate SI/Star Wars...POV EXPERIMENT

Ahsoka Tano was ten when she was told a Jedi Master had taken an interest in her training. Her heart had actually skipped a beat at the thought that someone had actually taken notice of her skills, even at such a young age. Still, she was just an initiate, and it had merely been hearsay. She wasn't told who the Jedi Master was. She was just told he'd be watching.
Four years later, when she became a Padawan, Master Yoda assigned her to a man she had never seen before. Dark haired and dark eyed, a dark stubble of a beard and a thin, curled downward grimace settled on his face. He had a lightsaber by the side of his robes, and didn't really look that powerful. Heck, she couldn't feel an ounce of the Force rushing through him!
They were in the gardens of the Jedi Temple when they first met, his eyes adrift towards the wall and his legs crossed, hands rested upwards on his knees. He was breathing evenly, but a bare motion of his eyes told her he had seen her -or heard her, or whatever, it wasn't like she had been hiding her steps.
"Master?" Ahsoka asked.
"Is it a question, or a statement?" the Jedi Master replied, an eyebrow raised.
Ahsoka's mood soured pretty quickly.
"I was told he'd be in the courtyard," Ahsoka said, looking around. "You're the only one here."
"Am I?"
Ahsoka grumbled, "Look, you're the one who wanted me, right? Shouldn't it go a bit differently?"
"Oh? And how should it go?" the Jedi asked, his grimace slowly morphing into a scowl.
"Well," Ahsoka said, "Hello, my name is Ahsoka Tano, are you my Master? What is your name?"
"We rarely get what we want," the man pointed out, and exhaled as the sand drifted away in front of him, becoming a gentle spiral of sand that rose upwards. "But to answer your question, a Jedi does not doubt. Take your doubts, and discard them. Things are, or they are not. There is no 'try'. You do things, or you don't. That's one of Master Yoda's maxims, so you would do best to learn it. If you know not, find out. If you cannot, discover. If that fails, inquire or test."
Oh, he was one of those masters that nagged their Padawan until they drew their last breath, right-o. Wonderful. Really, couldn't another master have taken notice of her skills?
"Sit," the man said, and patted the stone floor next to him. She rolled her eyes -this was going to be such a boring thing, she just knew it was going to be something like 'breath slowly, become one with the force' and so on.
"Yes, Master-With-No-Name."
"Is the courtyard peaceful?" he asked calmly, and to that, Ahsoka blinked a moment. What sort of stupid question was that? The courtyard was peaceful. It was in the middle of the Jedi temple, of course it was peaceful!
"Duh," Ahsoka remarked.
"Close your eyes and concentrate, Padawan," the Jedi Master said. "Feel the silence. Feel the quiet. Feel the very air. Do not answer with what you think is the right answer, give me your own reply. Is the courtyard peaceful?"
Ahsoka quieted down.

She took deep, long and even breaths, and as she felt the Force around her, she realized that something was wrong in the courtyard. There was a ripple, a slight discrepancy, something completely and utterly wrong that made the Force stutter, lag around, or even outright feel wrong. She couldn't pinpoint it, but something in the courtyard was definitely not at peace.
"If you cannot find the answer here," the man said in a barely perceptible whisper, "look further away. Let it flow, make it a part of you, an instinctive piece of yourself. Become a leaf floating down the river. Where is it guiding you, I wonder?"
Ahsoka bristled slightly, feeling the concentration slip, but recovered pretty quickly. The force was flowing around the courtyard lazily, going further away, being the very life-force of the people walking and going about their daily life and making noise, which went through the air, and there were cars floating by, and as she finally understood what the problem was, she would have kicked herself in the shins.
"There's so much traffic they're diverging cars overhead," Ahsoka said as she opened her eyes.
"Which is why the courtyard is empty of all except for me," the man replied calmly. "I could be the gardener, but my attire makes it clear I am not. Yet attires can be changed. I could be a thief, who stole a Jedi robe and lightsaber. What makes you sure that I am who you think I am?"
Ahsoka hesitated, and then hazarded a guess, "The Force?"
"Are you stating your answer, or asking a question?"
Ahsoka grumbled a few choice words beneath her breath, and closed her eyes. Hand raised, she gingerly felt the Force around the man in front of her, who didn't try to stop her. The Force lazily drifted around the man as if it had better things to do than be bothered with him. She concentrated some more, and tried harder. Again, the Force just went through him, as if he was made of nothing but thin air.
"That's...a nifty trick," Ahsoka said, and whistled. "But this doesn't help me."

The man frowned, and sighed. "A Sentinel is a Jedi who devotes his life to hunting down those who would turn to the Dark Side of the Force, those who would use the Force for evil or selfish intention, and who are the protectors of the Galaxy hidden in the shadows. We strike unseen, and we leave unseen." He opened his eyes and for the first time, his gaze linked with hers. "I am Master Shade Night, and I shall be your Master henceforth, Padawan Ahsoka Tano."
Ahsoka blinked very, very slowly. She carefully brought a hand to her mouth and giggled. She muffled the sound with her hands, but the giggle erupted into laughter. "Now I understand why you didn't want Master Yoda to tell me your name!" Ahsoka guffawed. "Tell me it's a nickname, please! It can't be a real name, can it? 'Shade Night' man! The Edge in that name is enough to make me bleed just by hearing it!"
A cold unsettling chill dropped on the Togruta shoulders as she stared into her Master's eyes, who narrowed to thin lines.
The cold passed and disappeared, as the man stood up and turned as if to leave.
"Uhm...I'm still your Padawan, right?" Ahsoka asked.
"Yes, that you are, and that you will be, until you are ready," Shade replied with a wave of the hand in dismissal. Ahsoka sighed in relief, she had nearly fucked it up with that last remark. Well, her Master was touchy about his name -she'd be touchy too if someone had ever named her like that, though she'd have been the first to change it.
"Tomorrow morning, we will begin training in the gym," her Master said, and his voice bore no doubt on just how hard the 'training' was going to be. "Have no fear. Clear your mind. And have a will written down."
Ahsoka had begun to stand when she froze mid-movement. "W-What?!"
With a hearty chuckle, the Master walked out of the courtyard.
"W-Wait a moment! What did you say at the end, Master Shade? Hey! Don't leave me hanging-you didn't say that, did you? HEY!" Ahsoka rushed out of the courtyard, and past a perplexed Jedi Master she didn't know and a Jedi Knight she didn't care about. Her master had all but disappeared.
"If you are looking for Shade," the Master Jedi she didn't know said, "You can find him in the holo room."
"Thank you, Master," Ahsoka said, and hurriedly went the way of the Holographic rooms. The last thing she heard was a brief 'I don't pity the girl, Obi-Wan' 'Hush, Anakin, Shade cannot stand people like-'
But that soon went over Ahsoka's head.

Her master hadn't just said he wanted her to write a will now, had he!? What kind of psycho would want something like that!?
Or maybe it was a test?
Ahsoka stopped midway.
But if it was a test, what was it a test for?
She resumed her running. She'd think about it later.
First, she had a Master to catch and get some explanations out of!
Of course, she could refuse him as her Master...but she didn't want to. She had this feeling that if she did, she wouldn't like the outcome.

AN: SI Shade, but POV is Ahsoka's. One-Shot out.
So, the people liked HATE-FILLED DOKI-DOKI HIGHSCHOOL DAYS, uh!? Very well...let's see how deep the tunnel of the rabbit goes, then.
 
I liked it. The whole mystery of Shade was funny, and I'm left wondering why he's force-immune.
 
Playing Billiard With Fate SI/Star Wars...POV EXPERIMENT

Ahsoka Tano was ten when she was told a Jedi Master had taken an interest in her training. Her heart had actually skipped a beat at the thought that someone had actually taken notice of her skills, even at such a young age. Still, she was just an initiate, and it had merely been hearsay. She wasn't told who the Jedi Master was. She was just told he'd be watching.
Four years later, when she became a Padawan, Master Yoda assigned her to a man she had never seen before. Dark haired and dark eyed, a dark stubble of a beard and a thin, curled downward grimace settled on his face. He had a lightsaber by the side of his robes, and didn't really look that powerful. Heck, she couldn't feel an ounce of the Force rushing through him!
They were in the gardens of the Jedi Temple when they first met, his eyes adrift towards the wall and his legs crossed, hands rested upwards on his knees. He was breathing evenly, but a bare motion of his eyes told her he had seen her -or heard her, or whatever, it wasn't like she had been hiding her steps.
"Master?" Ahsoka asked.
"Is it a question, or a statement?" the Jedi Master replied, an eyebrow raised.
Ahsoka's mood soured pretty quickly.
"I was told he'd be in the courtyard," Ahsoka said, looking around. "You're the only one here."
"Am I?"
Ahsoka grumbled, "Look, you're the one who wanted me, right? Shouldn't it go a bit differently?"
"Oh? And how should it go?" the Jedi asked, his grimace slowly morphing into a scowl.
"Well," Ahsoka said, "Hello, my name is Ahsoka Tano, are you my Master? What is your name?"
"We rarely get what we want," the man pointed out, and exhaled as the sand drifted away in front of him, becoming a gentle spiral of sand that rose upwards. "But to answer your question, a Jedi does not doubt. Take your doubts, and discard them. Things are, or they are not. There is no 'try'. You do things, or you don't. That's one of Master Yoda's maxims, so you would do best to learn it. If you know not, find out. If you cannot, discover. If that fails, inquire or test."
Oh, he was one of those masters that nagged their Padawan until they drew their last breath, right-o. Wonderful. Really, couldn't another master have taken notice of her skills?
"Sit," the man said, and patted the stone floor next to him. She rolled her eyes -this was going to be such a boring thing, she just knew it was going to be something like 'breath slowly, become one with the force' and so on.
"Yes, Master-With-No-Name."
"Is the courtyard peaceful?" he asked calmly, and to that, Ahsoka blinked a moment. What sort of stupid question was that? The courtyard was peaceful. It was in the middle of the Jedi temple, of course it was peaceful!
"Duh," Ahsoka remarked.
"Close your eyes and concentrate, Padawan," the Jedi Master said. "Feel the silence. Feel the quiet. Feel the very air. Do not answer with what you think is the right answer, give me your own reply. Is the courtyard peaceful?"
Ahsoka quieted down.

She took deep, long and even breaths, and as she felt the Force around her, she realized that something was wrong in the courtyard. There was a ripple, a slight discrepancy, something completely and utterly wrong that made the Force stutter, lag around, or even outright feel wrong. She couldn't pinpoint it, but something in the courtyard was definitely not at peace.
"If you cannot find the answer here," the man said in a barely perceptible whisper, "look further away. Let it flow, make it a part of you, an instinctive piece of yourself. Become a leaf floating down the river. Where is it guiding you, I wonder?"
Ahsoka bristled slightly, feeling the concentration slip, but recovered pretty quickly. The force was flowing around the courtyard lazily, going further away, being the very life-force of the people walking and going about their daily life and making noise, which went through the air, and there were cars floating by, and as she finally understood what the problem was, she would have kicked herself in the shins.
"There's so much traffic they're diverging cars overhead," Ahsoka said as she opened her eyes.
"Which is why the courtyard is empty of all except for me," the man replied calmly. "I could be the gardener, but my attire makes it clear I am not. Yet attires can be changed. I could be a thief, who stole a Jedi robe and lightsaber. What makes you sure that I am who you think I am?"
Ahsoka hesitated, and then hazarded a guess, "The Force?"
"Are you stating your answer, or asking a question?"
Ahsoka grumbled a few choice words beneath her breath, and closed her eyes. Hand raised, she gingerly felt the Force around the man in front of her, who didn't try to stop her. The Force lazily drifted around the man as if it had better things to do than be bothered with him. She concentrated some more, and tried harder. Again, the Force just went through him, as if he was made of nothing but thin air.
"That's...a nifty trick," Ahsoka said, and whistled. "But this doesn't help me."

The man frowned, and sighed. "A Sentinel is a Jedi who devotes his life to hunting down those who would turn to the Dark Side of the Force, those who would use the Force for evil or selfish intention, and who are the protectors of the Galaxy hidden in the shadows. We strike unseen, and we leave unseen." He opened his eyes and for the first time, his gaze linked with hers. "I am Master Shade Night, and I shall be your Master henceforth, Padawan Ahsoka Tano."
Ahsoka blinked very, very slowly. She carefully brought a hand to her mouth and giggled. She muffled the sound with her hands, but the giggle erupted into laughter. "Now I understand why you didn't want Master Yoda to tell me your name!" Ahsoka guffawed. "Tell me it's a nickname, please! It can't be a real name, can it? 'Shade Night' man! The Edge in that name is enough to make me bleed just by hearing it!"
A cold unsettling chill dropped on the Togruta shoulders as she stared into her Master's eyes, who narrowed to thin lines.
The cold passed and disappeared, as the man stood up and turned as if to leave.
"Uhm...I'm still your Padawan, right?" Ahsoka asked.
"Yes, that you are, and that you will be, until you are ready," Shade replied with a wave of the hand in dismissal. Ahsoka sighed in relief, she had nearly fucked it up with that last remark. Well, her Master was touchy about his name -she'd be touchy too if someone had ever named her like that, though she'd have been the first to change it.
"Tomorrow morning, we will begin training in the gym," her Master said, and his voice bore no doubt on just how hard the 'training' was going to be. "Have no fear. Clear your mind. And have a will written down."
Ahsoka had begun to stand when she froze mid-movement. "W-What?!"
With a hearty chuckle, the Master walked out of the courtyard.
"W-Wait a moment! What did you say at the end, Master Shade? Hey! Don't leave me hanging-you didn't say that, did you? HEY!" Ahsoka rushed out of the courtyard, and past a perplexed Jedi Master she didn't know and a Jedi Knight she didn't care about. Her master had all but disappeared.
"If you are looking for Shade," the Master Jedi she didn't know said, "You can find him in the holo room."
"Thank you, Master," Ahsoka said, and hurriedly went the way of the Holographic rooms. The last thing she heard was a brief 'I don't pity the girl, Obi-Wan' 'Hush, Anakin, Shade cannot stand people like-'
But that soon went over Ahsoka's head.

Her master hadn't just said he wanted her to write a will now, had he!? What kind of psycho would want something like that!?
Or maybe it was a test?
Ahsoka stopped midway.
But if it was a test, what was it a test for?
She resumed her running. She'd think about it later.
First, she had a Master to catch and get some explanations out of!
Of course, she could refuse him as her Master...but she didn't want to. She had this feeling that if she did, she wouldn't like the outcome.

AN: SI Shade, but POV is Ahsoka's. One-Shot out.
So, the people liked HATE-FILLED DOKI-DOKI HIGHSCHOOL DAYS, uh!? Very well...let's see how deep the tunnel of the rabbit goes, then.
Actually I'd rather see more of this, seems like a nice twist with plenty of...edge.
 
In 'Bond Breaker' wasn't Shade basically a hole in the force which let him manipulate it extremely easily for some reason?
 
That Jedi is so edgy he could qualify for the Absurdy Sharp Blade trope, I bet the reason the force ignores him is that his 8th grader syndrome is so high it scares it into submission allowing someone as angry as him to be a jedi.

Kind of like Cthulhu showing up and saying he's a jedi now, he clearly isn't but you're not going to be the one to tell him that, are you?
 
That Jedi is so edgy he could qualify for the Absurdy Sharp Blade trope, I bet the reason the force ignores him is that his 8th grader syndrome is so high it scares it into submission allowing someone as angry as him to be a jedi.

Kind of like Cthulhu showing up and saying he's a jedi now, he clearly isn't but you're not going to be the one to tell him that, are you?

That image is both funny and horrifying.
 
GOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

I am kind of chuckling at the thought of people saying that it's the 'Best snippet' thus far, when with all probability such a sentence will eventually be repeated in the future by the SHEER QUANTITY OF SNIPPETS that shall come later on.

That said, the question of the day:

What is, in your opinion, the number one distraction that prevents you from getting stuff done? Reading? Surfing the web? Going outside with friends on a sunny day?
 
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