The Root of All Evil: A Warhammer Fantasy

Honestly, I'm grinning so hard now, because this is exactly how a duel between a Vampire Lord and a plucky human hero should go. The callow mortal challenges the ancient monster to a duel to the death and the Vampire thinks, "haha, fool! I accept, for I shall easily tear you apart!"

Whereupon the plucky young upstart reveals an ingenious trick to level the playing field, and suddenly the vampire panics, having allowed his arrogant confidence in his ageless might to lure him into a trap. "Wait, can't I... But surely I can... Oh bollocks!"

Well played, Sinsystems.
Thank you, I spent a good while thinking up all the ways to tip the battle in my favor while still being honorable.
Eh. I still make him less accurate. I think I have better BS too.

I think. Again, I don't KNOW.
You also have to account for the fact that Vlad doesn't know how to use a cannon all that well so that will probably add a BS penalty.
Incidentally, if I win, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

As a side note, your definition of skill leaves much to be desired.
Not my fault your behind in the times.
 
Eh. I still make him less accurate. I think I have better BS too.

I think. Again, I don't KNOW.
Nah, you've both got a five for BS. More, this is something that, if I were in Tyrell's position, I would certainly penalise you for having not the faintest idea what you're doing.
As a side note, your definition of skill leaves much to be desired.
There is a great deal of skill in knowing how to accurately lay and fire a cannon. Why, people go to universities for it! Don't be salty just because it doesn't match up to your idea of skill :V
 
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This is a very Imperial variation on challenging the Devil to a fiddle/guitar/bagpipes contest tbh
 
Nah, you've both got a five for BS. More, this is something that, if I were in Tyrell's position, I would certainly penalise you for having not the faintest idea what you're doing.
There is a great deal of skill in knowing how to accurately lay and fire a cannon. Why, people go to universities for it! Don't be salty just because it doesn't match up to your idea of skill :V
IIRC he still takes a penalty thanks to Mortarch of Shadow, depending on the range of Beguiling Gaze that might come into play, and I'm definitely more resilient than him.

Basically, all that wrangling and it's barely evenly matched. I'm still pretty happy with this.
 
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IIRC he still takes a penalty thanks to Mortarch of Shadow, depending on the range of Beguiling Gaze that might come into play, and I'm definitely more resilient than him.

Basically, all that wrangling and it's barely evenly matched. I'm still pretty happy with this.
Hey fair odds of killing you is a pretty good deal, plus you still aren't accounting for the fact that the duel will take place at high noon.
 
IIRC he still takes a penalty thanks to Mortarch of Shadow, depending on the range of Beguiling Gaze that might come into play, and I'm definitely more resilient than him.
Yeah, except Beguile only applies in close combat, and you aren't the Mortarch of Shadow yet, because we're at least a couple of decades before Nagash wakes up.
 
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Basically, all that wrangling and it's barely evenly matched. I'm still pretty happy with this.

He managed to tip it from a hopeless fight that would take literal divine intervention to a coin toss for you at best. Id give it 40/60 odds really, but I'd like to imagine it gets a chuckle of admiration and mirth out of the old monster that came prepared to slaugther a sheep.

Actually this whole duel has got me thinking. What would be a Sylvania that once again recognized as a part of the empire and still is ruled Vlad look like?
I imagine it would take a lot of concesions from both sides like the eternal elector count of Sylvania can never ever be Emperor candidate, and only raising those that consented to a tour in the army to defend heir land.For a limited time five or ten years, after that the tour is over they are downed and consecrated by priests of Morr.
 
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He managed to tip it from a hopeless fight that would take literal divine intervention to a coin toss for you at best. Id give it 40/60 odds really, but I'd like to imagine it gets a chuckle of admiration and mirth out of the old monster that came prepared to slaugther a sheep.

Actually this whole duel has got me thinking. What would be a Sylvania that once again recogniced as a part of the empire and still is ruled Vlad look like?
I imagine it would take a lot of concesions from both sides like the eternal elector count of Sylvania can never ever be Emperor candidate, and only raising those that consented to a tour in the army to defend heir land.For a limited time five or ten years, after that the tour is over they are downed and consecrated by priests of Morr.
Which is what I was kinda hoping for, but NOOOOO.

Mortals.

And yes, I am vaguely amused. I'd be back, after all.

Incidentally, should I win this, I think I'll raise you. If you're this tricksy now, imagine what I could do with that fabulous brain.
 
Which is what I was kinda hoping for, but NOOOOO.

Mortals.

And yes, I am vaguely amused. I'd be back, after all.

Incidentally, should I win this, I think I'll raise you. If you're this tricksy now, imagine what I could do with that fabulous brain.
Remember no magic items, so no ring. Also don't even try to take my body.
 
Remember no magic items, so no ring. Also don't even try to take my body.
The Ring is not what allows Vlad to resurrect. Being a vampire allows him to resurrect. Vampires can't be truly killed, only rendered into a dormant state, from which they are very difficult to revive. That's what the Black Coaches are for; each one carries the remains of a slain vampire, soaking up the deathly energies of battlefields in order to eventually resurrect their passenger.

The Von Carstein Ring 'merely' speeds this process up immensely, allowing Vlad to do in hours or moments what most vampires need years at the least to achieve.
 
The Ring is not what allows Vlad to resurrect. Being a vampire allows him to resurrect. Vampires can't be truly killed, only rendered into a dormant state, from which they are very difficult to revive. That's what the Black Coaches are for; each one carries the remains of a slain vampire, soaking up the deathly energies of battlefields in order to eventually resurrect their passenger.

The Von Carstein Ring 'merely' speeds this process up immensely, allowing Vlad to do in hours or moments what most vampires need years at the least to achieve.
Oh alright, still having Vlad out of the picture for a long time will be very useful.
 
Oh alright, still having Vlad out of the picture for a long time will be very useful.
Well, strictly speaking he shouldn't even be alive now, because the Empire is entirely aware of this fact, and after Vlad's death at Altdorf, his remains were interred beneath the Grand Cathedral of Sigmar so they couldn't be revived. That's why canon has Mannfred in charge these days. But hey, if Theravis wants Vlad, let him have Vlad. He's the best of the bunch, after all.
 
Well, strictly speaking he shouldn't even be alive now, because the Empire is entirely aware of this fact, and after Vlad's death at Altdorf, his remains were interred beneath the Grand Cathedral of Sigmar so they couldn't be revived. That's why canon has Mannfred in charge these days. But hey, if Theravis wants Vlad, let him have Vlad. He's the best of the bunch, after all.
I dunno when this is set, but my setup if it was post War of Vampires involved busting the remains out via tunnel.

Also the bit I liked is that Vlad and Isabella are horrible irredeemable monsters.... that are still at least morally gray. They're better for their peasantry than the last lord, generally paternalist, and anti-chaos.
 
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Quoting 1d4chan:
Aside from all this he was a devoted husband. He came to love his wife Isabella, and turned her into a vampire so she wouldn't die of illness. After the turning, Vlad gave her the standard talk he gave all his "gets" (people he turned into vampires). Yet he went even further had all reflective objects removed from the castle in case she was traumatized by no longer having a reflection. There was even a painting of her commissioned as a wedding gift so she'd always look the way she wanted.

Vlad is notable for actually giving a shit about the peasants under his banner. By protecting them from the dark things that lurk Sylvania's wastelands and putting bandits and invaders to the sword, Vlad ingratiated himself upon the people of his land. By sheparding the commoners, Vlad did more than simply guarantee a source of nourishment; his actions led to extensive loyalty from the populace, and his rulership is widely regarded as the best Sylvania ever had (which speaks volumes as to how badly the Sylvanians in general have it).

This, along with his actual giving a shit about the opinions of the other races in the End Times: Archaon, means that he is basically the one actually likeable creature in all of Warhammer fantasy battle (aside from Thorgrim, naturally). Period. And he's a badass.
 
Also the bit I liked is that Vlad and Isabella are horrible irredeemable monsters.... that are still at least morally gray. They're better for their peasantry than the last lord, generally paternalist, and anti-chaos.
Pretty much. Vlad's still a monster; he still picked peasants off the street for him and his brood to feast on, he still allowed the dead to pile up along the roads to swell his armies, he still made war on the Empire out of cruel ambition, and he still presided over bestial orgies where his vampiric subjects tore people apart. Vlad is still cruel and monstrous, he simply hides it better.

But... he does hide it better. He loves Isabella, and he fell in love with her when she demonstrated the will and agency to defy him. He enforced the law, drove out bandits. He's monstrous and cruel, but he's not indiscriminate. It's a shallow measure of virtue, but it does set him above his peers.
 
Here's my question though, is Sin's artillery even enough to kill Vlad in one shot? Cause, uh, I'm used to sword duels which work a bit different, not sure the rules on cannon duels, so I'm sort of basing this off of western movies. In western movies and just my general knowledge of gun duels, the closest we can get to artillery duel precedent that I know of, you typically only shoot the opponent once and then the duel ends, whether or not the opponent is still alive, it's less a duel to the death and more a duel to shooting someone.

So, uh, if you hit Vlad .... isn't that the end of the duel whether ot not it kills him?
 
Here's my question though, is Sin's artillery even enough to kill Vlad in one shot? Cause, uh, I'm used to sword duels which work a bit different, not sure the rules on cannon duels, so I'm sort of basing this off of western movies. In western movies and just my general knowledge of gun duels, the closest we can get to artillery duel precedent that I know of, you typically only shoot the opponent once and then the duel ends, whether or not the opponent is still alive, it's less a duel to the death and more a duel to shooting someone.

So, uh, if you hit Vlad .... isn't that the end of the duel whether ot not it kills him?
I think it's a duel to the death.

In which case, can't I just go home now? You're literally centuries late.
 
Here's my question though, is Sin's artillery even enough to kill Vlad in one shot? Cause, uh, I'm used to sword duels which work a bit different, not sure the rules on cannon duels, so I'm sort of basing this off of western movies.
A cannon hit on the tabletop is Strength 10 (so it wounds on 2+) and inflicts D6 wounds instead of 1. It is entirely enough to kill Vlad in one shot.
 
Fuck physics!!!! Gie me the world! I'll give you something after I get Mikayla!
 
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