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The Root of All Evil: A Warhammer Fantasy

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That's the fun part of the Mad Count, when he's in his mania phase he devotes all his terrifying intelligence to being... differently sane, and in his berserk phase he doesn't give a single fuck about propriety or manners, but at heart he's just a guy who loves his friends and family and wants to be loved in return. (That's where his mercurial paranoia and melancholic phases come in, his fear of losing those who return his affection)
 
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@Imrix
Since @King Arthur has made this your business, can you say whether or not you'll be helping with the beastmen either through a military precense or if your worried about losses, through hiring us some mercenaries?
 
Can someone link me to the military post? As I'm only seeing the bit where its based off population.
 
HellHound01 said:
Can someone link me to the military post? As I'm only seeing the bit where its based off population.
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Everyone's supposed to get a number of regiments (blocks of normal dudes, batteries of artillery/bands of monsters, and singular, super rare terrors) PM'd to them by Tyrell, which you then customize into like X number of Steamtank Regiments (1 Steamtank each), x number of Great Cannon Regiments (battery of cannons each), and x number of Spearmen Regiments (hundreds of Spearmen each)

Neathbow said:
So @Tyrell did anyone roll a natural 1? because with all the forces coming after me I feel that that might be my only chance.
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That's why you sacrifice a small city/temple/Waystone in a ritual to release a shit-ton of Warpstone and Dhar and get a bunch of mutated recruits. Or make a deal with the Chaos Dwarfs to get a bunch of guns and shines and for manpower like Warhammer's version of the transatlantic slave trade. Or go on a great Volkerwanderung and set up shop in, like the Border Princes, or the Ogre Kingdoms, or Araby, or something. You are Beastmen, your entire point is that for being the redheaded stepchild of the universe you have the numbers to fuck up on the scale of the Great Leap Forward and not give a damn. Dream big and spend your grunts like water.
 
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bookwyrm said:
That's why you sacrifice a small city/temple/Waystone in a ritual to release a shit-ton of Warpstone and Dhar and get a bunch of mutated recruits. Or make a deal with the Chaos Dwarfs to get a bunch of guns and shines and for manpower like Warhammer's version of the transatlantic slave trade. Or go on a great Volkerwanderung and set up shop in, like the Border Princes, or the Ogre Kingdoms, or Araby, or something. You are Beastmen, your entire point is that for being the redheaded stepchild of the universe you have the numbers to fuck up on the scale of the Great Leap Forward and not give a damn. Dream big and spend your grunts like water.
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You don't realize it now but you've doomed the world with your advice MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
bookwyrm said:
Everyone's supposed to get a number of regiments (blocks of normal dudes, batteries of artillery/bands of monsters, and singular, super rare terrors) PM'd to them by Tyrell, which you then customize into like X number of Steamtank Regiments (1 Steamtank each), x number of Great Cannon Regiments (battery of cannons each), and x number of Spearmen Regiments (hundreds of Spearmen each)
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@Tyrell

Could I get my number of regiments when you have a moment?
 
Neathbow said:
Sure she's killed me before but it hasn't stopped me yet, but your suggestion of kidnapping Isabella is interesting, sure vampires are chaos resistant but I wonder how long that can last......
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Long enough to drink every last drop of your blood in the most excruciating manner possible?
 
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