You cannot merely imitate descent from Aragorn! Your bloodline is not that of Elessar Telcontar. Your ancestors were not Kings of Men, and your ancestors' ancestors never walked in the Undying Lands, were not born before the coming of the sun.

Begone, pretender.

W̛̲̩̳̥̝̩͉e̢͉̫ ҉̹̥̜̪ͅp̥̯̪̙ͅr̡̩̫e̪̫̗̟ţ̖̹͔͙̺e͈͚̞̭̼͍͙͘n̬ḓ̫̠͡ ̮́n͏͉̥̬̼o̖̰͙͉̝t̢͕̬͉͔͖̰ḥ͕͎͎i̷̯̻n̢͙̮͇̘̦̗̤g̶̱̱̘̟͖̟̲,͓̘̱͖ ̲͖̮̫͍͎̻f̳̰o̶̫͚̤͉r ̠̮͕̙̜̬ͅw̴̭̣͕͕ȩ͓͚̙̫ ̲̲̦͇͙̤͕͞ha̻͓̥̺v͕̬̫̩͚͖͇e̳͙̖̟̜ ̛͇̫͔̫̪̖̭a̴l̹ͅr͈̞̲̻̪̖ͅe̟͚͈̠̳̲a̦̻̤̪̩̭͞ͅdy̫̜̼̲ ̜͕͕͚b̧e͇̞̳̳̺e҉n̻̖̺͟ ̨͕̥̣ȩ̘̺̗v͡e͏̦͇̫̘͎̣r̠̮̀y̳̹͖̘̼͍͜t̨hi̧̱̣̞n͙̤͘g̴̟͖̝.ͅ
 
W̛̲̩̳̥̝̩͉e̢͉̫ ҉̹̥̜̪ͅp̥̯̪̙ͅr̡̩̫e̪̫̗̟ţ̖̹͔͙̺e͈͚̞̭̼͍͙͘n̬ḓ̫̠͡ ̮́n͏͉̥̬̼o̖̰͙͉̝t̢͕̬͉͔͖̰ḥ͕͎͎i̷̯̻n̢͙̮͇̘̦̗̤g̶̱̱̘̟͖̟̲,͓̘̱͖ ̲͖̮̫͍͎̻f̳̰o̶̫͚̤͉r ̠̮͕̙̜̬ͅw̴̭̣͕͕ȩ͓͚̙̫ ̲̲̦͇͙̤͕͞ha̻͓̥̺v͕̬̫̩͚͖͇e̳͙̖̟̜ ̛͇̫͔̫̪̖̭a̴l̹ͅr͈̞̲̻̪̖ͅe̟͚͈̠̳̲a̦̻̤̪̩̭͞ͅdy̫̜̼̲ ̜͕͕͚b̧e͇̞̳̳̺e҉n̻̖̺͟ ̨͕̥̣ȩ̘̺̗v͡e͏̦͇̫̘͎̣r̠̮̀y̳̹͖̘̼͍͜t̨hi̧̱̣̞n͙̤͘g̴̟͖̝.ͅ
Eldritch speech does not suit you, Kirishima.

And I'm getting a headache. *rubs head*

That said...

@Widowmaker is the last one. Once she posts in the Expanded Edition, we'll get the ball rolling.
 
Rushing posts at ~2 AM in the morning (11 PM technically, but I just flew from the East coast to West Coast) doesn't seem right, but there wasn't much for me to say to begin with outside of that one message. Hopefully I didn't butcher it.
 
Possible. You'll just have to find out.
Neat.

Future awaits.....
I wonder if he'll like this new, improved and definitely more active God.

Guy likes to play golf every Friday.
That's be a dream come true for pretty much every Angel in Supernatural. I mean only the Archangels have actually seen God, and Heaven's Gardener is the only one who actually speaks with God after his spat with Lucifer.

Actually, a God who does that would probably solve 95% of the series problems just by occasionally talking to the Angels and showing up every few years in Heaven.



Also...at this point, what are out posts reasonably going to be about? Slice of Life scenes at TARBIS' headquarters?
 
Neat.

Future awaits.....

That's be a dream come true for pretty much every Angel in Supernatural. I mean only the Archangels have actually seen God, and Heaven's Gardener is the only one who actually speaks with God after his spat with Lucifer.

Actually, a God who does that would probably solve 95% of the series problems just by occasionally talking to the Angels and showing up every few years in Heaven.
Now I just imagined the Real!God showing up in a pair of tacky Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts, kicking the Deadbeat!God out of the Pearly Gates, and getting to work.

Also...at this point, what are out posts reasonably going to be about? Slice of Life scenes at TARBIS' headquarters?
Two or three interludes, a basket of fluff, and general winding down from the ordeal.
 
And my tired brain finally managed to spit out a list of things for me to do IC. I'll probably edit and add a bit more to what I put up on the Google doc sheet later after I've finally managed to get enough sleep to be more than a sleep deprived zombie for most of the day.
 
Blood purity...bleh. Triggers my egalitarian buttons. I will say that if the Child of Destiny fails, then the lineage of who gets to permanently kick your ass will fall thus:

Avatar Shaozu
Kamil al-Asaad
Feanor
Alexei Romanov
Ness
Makoto Kino
Lind
Shiromaru Miyamoto
Takuya Minamoto
Chester Stoddart
Talia Moshe
Hadji Singh
Carmen Sandiego
[Chosen Child]
[Chosen Child]
[Chosen Child]
Eldrad
Rogal Dorn
Niv Mizzet
Revan
Raven
Marceline
Lingering Will
Eternity
Myogi
Kirishima
Misogi
Ryotaro
Umbra
Everybody else on Earth.
God.

The lineage is pretty malleable, depending on certain conditions. Also, there's a perfectly viable wildcard in terms of the lineage of Earth's current royalty. Any one of them could be of the line of Elessar.

Though I'm banking on Windsor to be the most visible, mostly because you'd never expect a sweet old lady with an ancient and powerful sword come to slice your head off. :drevil:


YISSSSSSSSS.
 
Blood purity...bleh. Triggers my egalitarian buttons. I will say that if the Child of Destiny fails, then the lineage of who gets to permanently kick your ass will fall thus:

Avatar Shaozu
Kamil al-Asaad
Feanor
Alexei Romanov
Ness
Makoto Kino
Lind
Shiromaru Miyamoto
Takuya Minamoto
Chester Stoddart
Talia Moshe
Hadji Singh
Carmen Sandiego
[Chosen Child]
[Chosen Child]
[Chosen Child]
Eldrad
Rogal Dorn
Niv Mizzet
Revan
Raven
Marceline
Lingering Will
Eternity
Myogi
Kirishima
Misogi
Ryotaro
Umbra
Everybody else on Earth.
God.

The lineage is pretty malleable, depending on certain conditions. Also, there's a perfectly viable wildcard in terms of the lineage of Earth's current royalty. Any one of them could be of the line of Elessar.

Though I'm banking on Windsor to be the most visible, mostly because you'd never expect a sweet old lady with an ancient and powerful sword come to slice your head off. :drevil:
In addition to getting a chance to redeem himself, Chester now has a chance to one-upp his ancestors once nine other characters die.

It's gonna be fun seeing him fall apart once he fails and realizes that he's still a pawn even in his next shot in life. I just hope I can write something as riveting as what I just described since that introductory post is on the meh side of things.
 
W̛̲̩̳̥̝̩͉e̢͉̫ ҉̹̥̜̪ͅp̥̯̪̙ͅr̡̩̫e̪̫̗̟ţ̖̹͔͙̺e͈͚̞̭̼͍͙͘n̬ḓ̫̠͡ ̮́n͏͉̥̬̼o̖̰͙͉̝t̢͕̬͉͔͖̰ḥ͕͎͎i̷̯̻n̢͙̮͇̘̦̗̤g̶̱̱̘̟͖̟̲,͓̘̱͖ ̲͖̮̫͍͎̻f̳̰o̶̫͚̤͉r ̠̮͕̙̜̬ͅw̴̭̣͕͕ȩ͓͚̙̫ ̲̲̦͇͙̤͕͞ha̻͓̥̺v͕̬̫̩͚͖͇e̳͙̖̟̜ ̛͇̫͔̫̪̖̭a̴l̹ͅr͈̞̲̻̪̖ͅe̟͚͈̠̳̲a̦̻̤̪̩̭͞ͅdy̫̜̼̲ ̜͕͕͚b̧e͇̞̳̳̺e҉n̻̖̺͟ ̨͕̥̣ȩ̘̺̗v͡e͏̦͇̫̘͎̣r̠̮̀y̳̹͖̘̼͍͜t̨hi̧̱̣̞n͙̤͘g̴̟͖̝.ͅ

You speak in runes and tongues as if that is supposed to impress me, little rowboat.

I was born before Time and Sound and Life and Death. I was born in the Timeless Halls before the dawn of the universe, born from the Mind of Eru, the One. I walked with He-Who-Arises-In-Might, I sparred with Lucifer Morningstar in the emptiness of the Void before Time.

When Illuvatar called, I raised my voice in song and sung the Music that shaped the world, the Suns, the stars. I sung of what has been, I sung of what will be. I sung of the Fog, of Destiny and it's Children. I sung of the Emperor and his Sons, I sung of Kings and Gods.

And when Melkor and Lucifer raised their Voices in the Discord, when they wove the theme of Chaos into the Music of the World, I sung that song, too--I sung of lust and wrath and deceit and entropy, of ice and fire and hunger and fear. I sung the Star-Gods into being, sung of the fall of the Eldar and the Heresy to come. I sung of Trigon, born to eat all worlds. I sung Evil into being, and all the worlds of all the universes rued that day.

You would speak to me of fear, of eldritch things writhing in the Beyond? I am Mairon, older than the Oldest Ones, older than the worlds and the stars.

I do not fear what lies in the dark.

I am the dark.
 
*reads AK post*
Given how Den-O forms are basically two sets of armour-Plat Form's base, and the added armour of whatever other form-I suspect AK would blow me straight out of henshin and send me flying.
Stuff to do:
-Cleaning up the trees from the DenLiner, and furthering the first you-know-what I discussed with JoMa.
-Interludes characterising the rest of Team Denliner more. Id anyone remembers from the defunct "During timeskip" thread, Sieg turned up during the first timeskip and made a general nuciance of himself.
-Learn some hand-to-hand for when I'm inevitably stuck in Plat Form.
 
Hey-o.

*waves*

I was kind of there when they wrote it. Heck, I helped Aule correct his syntax errors and verb placements.

Little secret: Manwe, Lord of Eagles, King of the Skies, Master of Valinor and the King of the Valar under Eru?

Can't write for shit.

How is that a secret? Nobody likes Manwe. Except those Vanyar lickspittles.



*picks up Lind, tosses her at you*
Sailor Thor is less likely to speak Godtounge, however.
*Catches*
 
And for @Krein's benefit, the NAOH!God is NOT the same as the SMT!Yahweh. He's also above Deus in the divine pecking order.
Above Deus- Wait, what? How the actual-

...Hm. If we go by the Kaleidoscope theory, and assume the existence of an Axis... But then THAT would mean that the Art of Creation is...

Oh dear.

Oooooooh dear.

Deus, you immature, noob, unskilled son of a bitch. You are either that, or a dirty liar worse than the Illumintati. And I will be getting my answers.

*Runs into IC and resumes writing.*
 
*picks up Lind, tosses her at you*
Sailor Thor is less likely to speak Godtounge, however.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"Uhhhh, hi there?"
Deus, you immature, noob, unskilled son of a bitch. You are either that, or a dirty liar worse than the Illumintati. And I will be getting my answers.
We still going to kick him in the balls?
 
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