The heirs of Kerensky

What is your opinion of the Clans?


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I mean, if they want to that, maybe have the leaders of the Confederation be more like Aleisha and Ilsa Liao, not Max, Romano, Sunny, and Daoshen.

Especially Sunny and Daoshen, because that 'God-Chancellor' thing will be extremely corrosive to the Capellan state in the short, middle, and long run.

I did say that they weren't doing a very good job of making the Capellans look better, yes? :p
 
To be honest, I voted "good part of the universe/setting" with regards to the Clans, not because I like them, but simply because I find them much better than the endless backstabbing and wars that is Inner Sphere politics.

I should also admit that I'm not very versed in Battletech, so I only know the bare surface of the lore (mainly through browsing the Sarna wiki). But just looking at the 3025 era seems like it's full of pointless war without end, for no greater purpose than to decide which member of which branch of which family will be technically in power over a small region of space for a brief several months. The Clans at least helped shake up the setting enough that there was, last I managed to see, some movement towards "okay, we need to actually figure out where to go from here".
 
To be honest, I voted "good part of the universe/setting" with regards to the Clans, not because I like them, but simply because I find them much better than the endless backstabbing and wars that is Inner Sphere politics.

I should also admit that I'm not very versed in Battletech, so I only know the bare surface of the lore (mainly through browsing the Sarna wiki). But just looking at the 3025 era seems like it's full of pointless war without end, for no greater purpose than to decide which member of which branch of which family will be technically in power over a small region of space for a brief several months. The Clans at least helped shake up the setting enough that there was, last I managed to see, some movement towards "okay, we need to actually figure out where to go from here".
... the setting is "pointless war with no end" in literally every timeframe.
 
The Clans are fun but most people don't go hard enough with their inherent camp. Gimme those constant nonlethal Trials over everything and make every Star a dysfunctional polycule and rock those fursuit dress uniforms dammit.
 
and rock those fursuit dress uniforms dammit.

Which in fact reminds me.

Internet fandoms are marvelously ignorant of their own history given that fanart like this :



Exists in a franchise with authorized parody like this :




To be honest, I voted "good part of the universe/setting" with regards to the Clans, not because I like them, but simply because I find them much better than the endless backstabbing and wars that is Inner Sphere politics.

The clans are definitely front and center in most of notable games released up unil very recently. Battletech and Mechwarrior 5 are the first time since MW 2 that they or their mechs didn't appear in some capacity.

I think a big chunk of that is that until fairly recently the clans had the majority of the setting's spiffiest looking mechs, not counting the old unseen. I'm guessing because they were a later addition to lore after FASA could pay for decent art. It's only been with the dedicated effort to rejuvenate older designs that IS mech reliably provide something interesting to look at and latch the imagination to.
 
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I think a big chunk of that is that until fairly recently the clans had the majority of the setting's spiffiest looking mechs, not counting the old unseen. I'm guessing because they were a later addition to lore after FASA could pay for decent art. It's only been with the dedicated effort to rejuvenate older designs that IS mech reliably provide something interesting to look at and latch the imagination to.
That's very true, though the new wave of models from the clan invasion kickstarter really shows that even the clan mechs benefited from a similar rejuvenation.
 
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That's very true, though the new wave of models from the clan invasion kickstarter really shows that even the clan mechs benefited from a similar rejuvenation.

While true. Let's just say . . . The inner sphere had further to climb.

There are some pretty crappy interpretations of clan mechs. -cough- viper -cough- and a LOT of carboard box men in the old inner sphere.
 
'bout that...both games include pretty substantial references to them? Heavy Metal even has a lot of proto-clan equipment.

Fair enough, my familiarity with both games is only in passing so far. But is it fair to say they don't feature nearly as heavily as they have up to Mechwarrior 4?
 
The Clans annoy me more in execution than concept. As out-of-context villains introduced to shake up the status quo of the setting? They're fine. The thing is, they were intentionally set up to fail... only for The Powers That Be to ultimately decide against truly going through with it (probably because they're marketable). Tukayyid, the Great Refusal, the Wars of Reaving... in the end, only temporary setbacks. Presently, Clan Wolf has just conquered Terra and claimed the title of ilClan, and it seems that they're destined to unite the Inner Sphere under the banner of the Third Star League by 3250.

Seriously, TPTB went through such contortions to break up the Federated Commonwealth because they didn't want a faction to "win", only to hand victory on a silver platter to these assholes?
 
The Clans annoy me more in execution than concept. As out-of-context villains introduced to shake up the status quo of the setting? They're fine. The thing is, they were intentionally set up to fail... only for The Powers That Be to ultimately decide against truly going through with it (probably because they're marketable). Tukayyid, the Great Refusal, the Wars of Reaving... in the end, only temporary setbacks. Presently, Clan Wolf has just conquered Terra and claimed the title of ilClan, and it seems that they're destined to unite the Inner Sphere under the banner of the Third Star League by 3250.

Seriously, TPTB went through such contortions to break up the Federated Commonwealth because they didn't want a faction to "win", only to hand victory on a silver platter to these assholes?

Hey, look on the "bright" side - it seems like by 3250 the Wolves have been eaten from the inside by the Jade Falcons. Isn't that great? 🤢

(this really annoys me because, not only has the current metaplot involved a lot of groups and characters I like being thoroughly done dirty - with a horrible undertone that I'm supposed to be cheering on the IJA Cosplayers (DC & CC); and an even more horrible one that the only mistake the Smoke Jaguars made after Turtle Bay was not doubling down - a whole lot of cool gear that the Republic was developing is now just gonna vanish 'cause it's stuff that the Clans don't like)
 
The Clans annoy me more in execution than concept. As out-of-context villains introduced to shake up the status quo of the setting? They're fine. The thing is, they were intentionally set up to fail... only for The Powers That Be to ultimately decide against truly going through with it (probably because they're marketable). Tukayyid, the Great Refusal, the Wars of Reaving... in the end, only temporary setbacks. Presently, Clan Wolf has just conquered Terra and claimed the title of ilClan, and it seems that they're destined to unite the Inner Sphere under the banner of the Third Star League by 3250.

Seriously, TPTB went through such contortions to break up the Federated Commonwealth because they didn't want a faction to "win", only to hand victory on a silver platter to these assholes?
I think the thing that also irks me about the ilClan stuff is that Wolf's Dragoons and Clan Wolf-in-Exile decided to forget everything they stood for and team up with Clan Wolf. Compounding that is they've decided to also use this to reverse the most iconic thing about the Great Refusal, the annihilation of Clan Smoke Jaguar.

Though as a side note I don't think the Wars of Reaving were ever really intended to be a "loss" for the clans, as the Invader clans just lost their clan homeworlds holdings and otherwise made it off scott-free. The real purpose was to do some housekeeping and trim down the number of relevant clans (Which is a shame because we lost Fire Mandrill and Blood Spirit while keeping Cloud Cobra and Star Adder, two clans I literally could not tell you the differences between).
 
The Clans work as part of Battletech, but that's only because Battletech is already high up on the 'dumbest shit on earth' rankings. Just remember that Jade Falcons actually squawk like birds when they go into combat, and you can never take them seriously again, if you ever could.
Are you actually referencing something, or just confused about Goons playing MWO? :V

Internet fandoms are marvelously ignorant of their own history given that fanart like this :
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I think a big chunk of that is that until fairly recently the clans had the majority of the setting's spiffiest looking mechs, not counting the old unseen. I'm guessing because they were a later addition to lore after FASA could pay for decent art. It's only been with the dedicated effort to rejuvenate older designs that IS mech reliably provide something interesting to look at and latch the imagination to.
Weird but true: the artist who redesigned all the IS mechs for MWO is the same guy who drew the furry murder pics.


PS: 1st Somerset Strikers (holovid series) vs Clan Spaniel (holovid series). Discuss.
 
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No. I haven't played MWO in my lifetime.
Well, I have. When I ran into some goons during a match, I asked why they were typing squawk and they explained that they're tetatae.

Goons do it because Jade Falcons do it and because it became a meme in their BT community.
...The meme is that they're tetatae. They made images about it and everything, one of which I posted already.

The 2018 game even referenced it:

 
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This is a pretty weird hill to die on, ngl.
Ralson, it's a thing they do in combat. You can read about it in Battletech novels. IIRC there are even Jade Falcon clanners who are reknowned for having a particularily good one, because of course the Jade Falcons would care about that.

It's not directly related to the bird aliens.
 
Ralson, it's a thing they do in combat. You can read about it in Battletech novels. IIRC there are even Jade Falcon clanners who are reknowned for having a particularily good one, because of course the Jade Falcons would care about that.
I've never heard of this, but I also haven't read all 80+ books, so once again I ask: What actual specific thing are you referencing, if anything? Did a guy yell and the author compared it to a falcon's cry? Did a character describe them as squawking in order to insult them? Throw me a bone here.

When I google for Jade Falcons squawking, the only relevant result is this thread.

It's not directly related to the bird aliens.
The meme you cited is 100% related to the bird aliens. :V
 
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I've never heard of this, but I also haven't read all 80+ books, so once again I ask: What actual specific thing are you referencing, if anything?
It's been a bit, but just off the top of my head it's referenced in Bloodname and A Rending of Falcons, definitely elsewhere too. Plenty of stuff being likened to screams and falcon screams specifically of course, but it's explicitly a thing they learn in Sibko.
 
They're the heirs Kerensky deserved. Don't @ me. :V

The question is as always . . . which Kerensky?

It's been a bit, but just off the top of my head it's referenced in Bloodname and A Rending of Falcons, definitely elsewhere too. Plenty of stuff being likened to screams and falcon screams specifically of course, but it's explicitly a thing they learn in Sibko.

Now to be fair to Nicholas, the brain fever may have resulted in him mixing his Barnes and Noble pop-history coffee table books with his memories of youth soccer camp when he was designing the clans. :V
 
Even if the Jade Falcons do make something akin to a bird cry when going into battle, that's really not all that strange as a battle cry.
 
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