Post 56-Nope
[X] Ask such quettions as are necessary to determine the following:
-[X] Find out how good Butcher would be at dislegging the vampires, and whether he thinks he could disleg the weaker ones without immediately killing them.
-[X] Find out the ease with which forgotten can maintain his surveillance, and how what avenues he has for conveying that information to us at range, if any.
-[X] Find out how large Butcher's effective range is compared to the vampires' sensory range.
-[X] Find out how fast vampires are likely to be in sunlight, relative to us.
-[X] Find out just how problematic sunlight is for vampires.
-[X] Find out whether they are liable to be able to jump, fly, teleport or otherwise traverse ~10m of air.
-[X] Find out if Forgotten is able and willing to bust some holes in a wall or roof from oustide sensory range without just pulping the castle.
[X] (on the off-chance someone pesters you about doing something mission-relevant soon, gently remind them that planning is mission-relevant, especially when assaulting an enemy emplacement while outnumbered and outgunned.)
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"Maybe, for now I need more info."

"Really?" He doesn't even sound condescending, just genuinely surprised. Good, you're not the best judge of character but even you can figure out that means he's not against the idea.

"We're planning a two person attack on a defensive structure, not a Saturday at the zoo. There are no bars to save me from the big scary lion when it suddenly decides it knows how to shoot lasers. So I need to know in advance, not after." You can't tell, but you almost feel like he approves. Strange, every time you've made a joke previously has blown up in your face. Or perhaps the stupid timer on your soul is more serious than he's making it sound, and he doesn't want to hasten it by harming you...

Either way, he's receptive. "Butcher, you use guns, is the firepower on those enough to tear off some legs without immediately killing the vampires?"

He looks... perplexed? His eyes are slightly glazed, as if doing some heavy thinking. Then again, you're actually not sure they're not always glazed. He is dead after-all, do his eyes even-yep, by his new expression they definitely look normal. "That wasn't too hard in life, and the firepower on these is far stronger." he pulls one of his weapons out of nowhere as an example, twirls it once, before it disappears again. Glad to know the pocket dimension appears to work in the living world at-least.

"I suppose the real difficulty will be lining up the proper shots on the weaker ones, or getting opportunity on the stronger ones. Older vampires tend to be quite skilled at reinforcement, so we'll have to catch them by surprise." That's, actually rather informative. It does raise some questions about his prior experiences though.

"Forgotten," your mentor appears to be rather busy doing nothing while staring at the map. Didn't he make it? Why does he care what it looks like? "How does Butcher's range compare to their sensory range?"

He looks like he's contemplating answering you, before he looks to Butcher again, thereby shifting off your question on the poor man.

"If I try to hide my presence, I can probably get within about eight hundred feet before being spotted by their strongest. I am not quite used to the no-recoil thing, but I should be able to make a shot like that given some time. Special target shots like knee capping will be impossible though." Well then, never-mind, maybe Forgotten didn't shift your inquiry onto him out of laziness... Nah, who are you kidding, even if he did know Butcher could estimate their direct sense ranges, he was still being a lazy twit.

"I see." And you do. Eight hundred feet, or two hundred forty something meters, is quiet massive. You suppose asking him to even manage a shot like that with a pistol is expecting a lot, so asking for crippling shots is Forgotten levels of irrational expectations. But then, that doesn't make it any less annoying. Who gave the vampires those kind of senses anyway? How do they sleep? You think they'd wake up from everything, ever.

"It is daylight, if we attack soon, how much can we expect the sun to help us?" You really hope the answer is 'a lot' or any sort of variation.

"Sadly daylight is not holy light, so we can't expect it to do anything massive for us." Well then, that's-"However, we can expect it to slow down their ability to regenerate, and possibly weaken any of their attacks." Huh? "Why?"

"You are aware of how the elements work on the soul correct?"

"Yes." You answer before it even occurs to you that your only teacher so far at all on the subject has been an unreliable monster inside you.

"Then you're aware that darkness is weak to holy. What you're probably unfamiliar with, is that it is equally weak to fire, which the sun's element is. The five elemental compounds of vampire souls are forged in darkness, unlike most creatures which maintain some sort of variation. So the heat from the direct sun is quite damaging to both their magic, and their health."

Huh, wait, compounds? "Why refer to pieces of the soul like chemicals? Were you some sort of chemist in life, Butcher?"

He looks.. sheepish? "No, of course not. That is just how it was explained to me by my sister once." His, sister? Wait, just how aware of the supernatural world was he in life? And better yet, how? Were monsters just standing on street corners handing out pamphlets? Though, you suppose that is a little far, surely he had good reason to be informed of all this. You're not an oblivious person, after-all, you couldn't have actually missed this stuff if it was visible. Then again, this really isn't the time to be thinking about this.

"Will that damage slow them down any, perhaps giving us any sort of speed advantage?" It's a long-shot but, if they use their soul power to reinforce their bodies for their speed, and their power is weakened in light, perhaps?

"Probably not very much, but it should at-least distract them from giving their all to any sort of chase. Though it should be noted that there are woods everywhere around here," he gestures to the literal thousands of trees, "the leaves will offer plenty of shade should they leave their domain."

Damn, that would have been a useful advantage to have. "Since you know a lot about these things, how far can they jump? Is there any way they could travel ten meters or so upwards?"

"In my experience, the stronger ones here could probably clear these trees in a single bound, most of their power being used to reinforce their body's attributes."

"And the weaker ones?"

"I don't really make it a habit of wandering into camps of baby vampires, but I assume ten meters should be manageable" Well that is a bummer... Wait, babies? Forgotten said these signatures were a little weaker than your own, surely they're at-least adults. Perhaps some kind of reference, newly turned perhaps? It isn't like they gave you any real info here.

Done with Butcher for now, you turn to actually focus on Forgotten. "Is there any-way you could keep track of the signatures while we're moving?" He doesn't even bother to open his mouth, place, skull face... hole. Fuck it, mouth. He doesn't even bother to open his mouth, simply nodding his head. "Is there any way you can keep me informed of this info while I-" at that your vision fuzzes real quick, and your balance fails. You feel yourself fall without any sort of resistance, but before you can hit the ground, suddenly, reality comes back into focus and you're still standing on the branch staring at him.

You're about to question what the hell that was about, when you notice a small see through diagram of the fort, very similar to the map in front of you, in the top left of your vision. Red dots and all. Did he just hijack a part of your brain? What a jerk.

You shrug aside your annoyance to make room for more important things. Like possible demolition potential. "In the event that it is needed, would you be willing, or even able, to blow open some holes in the castle from outside their range?" He gives you some kind of lifeless stare. Of course given he is lifeless, you're not sure which one.

"Girl, I am less than a full branch away from you, can you sense me?" You check just to be sure, even knowing the answer, and sure enough your senses come back with a resounding 'no.' For all intensive purposes, he doesn't exist. There is no Forgotten before you, just empty space. "No."

"The answer would be the same if I was standing in front of the head vampire himself." Well, that's good to know, you guess. "So you would be willing to blow open some holes?"

"Willing? Of course. Able? No, I fear my control might be too poor when attempting to handle energy this floor can comprehend."

"Then what about without soul power?" Forgotten looks thoughtful for a moment, before taking hold of one of his floating whips and carefully raising it into the air. A moment later the whip is simply back in its holster, and nothing appears to have changed. Butcher however appears to be choking on something. or, at the very least, is surprised. You can't really comprehend why-whoa. As you turn your vision a little bit to where Butcher is looking, you notice that where before all you could see is green leaves, now, for what looks like miles, there is what can only be described as torn up barren land, not a tree, or piece of grass in sight. In all directions but it, the forest is thriving, and yet. It's just, gone.

"Nope." He says simply, as if that even begins to cover what the fuck just happened.

"Won't that alert the vampires?" You ask, barely even able to think as you gape. "Nope." It is said with such confidence, you can't help but take his word for it.

[]Plan of attack, go!(Let's do it!)
[]Plan of infinite question works(hold hands in information gathering, forever!)
 
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Alright, time for a plan!

Based on the info given forgotten can very easily move around undetected. Also we're actually at a huge disadvantage if we hit and run, considering we'd be both giving up our surprise advantage, and simultaneously giving them an advantage. Well at least normally we would be, had forgotten not cleared the first of leaves.

However forgotten can still be used to break a hole in the walls at advantageous positions for butcher, and we can break in through the back. However I'm worried that the glass would be reinforced, to keep anyone out of it, and anyone in it.

Also it should be prevalent to ask if vamps sleep during the day, and what kinds of sleep patterns they have. But aside from those two questions I think I'm pretty set in my own plan here.

[X] Ask butcher if vamps sleep during the day
--[x] Ask him if they have any particular sleep patterns.
[X] Ask butcher how he would approach the fort, and if he's good enough at hitting non vital spots to do suppressive fire well enough to not kill them all immediately.
-[X] Ask forgotten to blow a few holes in the wall
--[X] Ask butcher where he'd like the holes
[X] assuming all information is in place for it, continue with plan "business in the front, party in the back"
 
Alright, time for a plan!

Based on the info given forgotten can very easily move around undetected. Also we're actually at a huge disadvantage if we hit and run, considering we'd be both giving up our surprise advantage, and simultaneously giving them an advantage. Well at least normally we would be, had forgotten not cleared the first of leaves.

However forgotten can still be used to break a hole in the walls at advantageous positions for butcher, and we can break in through the back. However I'm worried that the glass would be reinforced, to keep anyone out of it, and anyone in it.

Also it should be prevalent to ask if vamps sleep during the day, and what kinds of sleep patterns they have. But aside from those two questions I think I'm pretty set in my own plan here.

[X] Ask butcher if vamps sleep during the day
--[x] Ask him if they have any particular sleep patterns.
[X] Ask butcher how he would approach the fort, and if he's good enough at hitting non vital spots to do suppressive fire well enough to not kill them all immediately.
-[X] Ask forgotten to blow a few holes in the wall
--[X] Ask butcher where he'd like the holes
[X] assuming all information is in place for it, continue with plan "business in the front, party in the back"
You do realize that forgotten's literally 0-power swing obliterated everything for miles across, right? He probably couldn't even poke the walls with one finger without causing the whole castle to collapse.
 
You do realize that forgotten's literally 0-power swing obliterated everything for miles across, right? He probably couldn't even poke the walls with one finger without causing the whole castle to collapse.

I can understand your doubts with this, but that was him showing the amount of control he had, not the other way way. I very much wouldn't doubt it if he had destroyed each tree and leaf individually.

But I think he's showing us something that could be taken as the opposite to encourage us to use a different plan...
 
I can understand your doubts with this, but that was him showing the amount of control he had, not the other way way. I very much wouldn't doubt it if he had destroyed each tree and leaf individually.

But I think he's showing us something that could be taken as the opposite to encourage us to use a different plan...
So your justification for a plan that could potentially kill all of our food is that Forgotten may be deliberately deceiving us about the level of control he can exert over his raw strength?

Weren't we basically told in very small words that Forgotten wouldn't deliberately fuck with us?
 
So your justification for a plan that could potentially kill all of our food is that Forgotten may be deliberately deceiving us about the level of control he can exert over his raw strength?

Weren't we basically told in very small words that Forgotten wouldn't deliberately fuck with us?

Not harm us no, but to deceive us for our own betterment? I wouldn't doubt it for a moment. But to be fair I guess that whole bit should probably be modified a bit if that is in fact the case.
 
Why do we draw out the vampires, and then just set the forest on fire? We know they are weak to it, and it would prevent them from using the shade as protection
 
Not enough SP.

But, we don't need to set every tree alight, just a few, and then let it spread.

Ummm no. I meant that we won't actually get anything from environmental kills. So if they die during that we won't get any of their tasty soul nummies. And besides that it only puts us at a disadvantage. Because we're not fireproof either. Granted it hurts them more, but we would also be at a disadvantage as well.

I am still firmly under the belief that all the goddamn vamp "babies" are fast asleep. Considering that Forgotten straight up said they wouldn't notice a chunk of forest missing.

But that brings up two possibilities, that I would imagine it to be like. Either the vamps are blind like deaths are, except in a more physical way, or they're asleep.

When looking at the map, it mentioned that most of them were all gathered around something and staying in one place, with only a few moving around. And considering that it's daytime and they're not overly affected by the sun, it would make sense of them to be sleeping and or completely nocturnal, otherwise they would be more active.

This looks to me like a group of vamps fast asleep with a few on patrol to look out for baddies like us.
 
Ummm no. I meant that we won't actually get anything from environmental kills. So if they die during that we won't get any of their tasty soul nummies. And besides that it only puts us at a disadvantage. Because we're not fireproof either. Granted it hurts them more, but we would also be at a disadvantage as well.

I am still firmly under the belief that all the goddamn vamp "babies" are fast asleep. Considering that Forgotten straight up said they wouldn't notice a chunk of forest missing.

But that brings up two possibilities, that I would imagine it to be like. Either the vamps are blind like deaths are, except in a more physical way, or they're asleep.

When looking at the map, it mentioned that most of them were all gathered around something and staying in one place, with only a few moving around. And considering that it's daytime and they're not overly affected by the sun, it would make sense of them to be sleeping and or completely nocturnal, otherwise they would be more active.

This looks to me like a group of vamps fast asleep with a few on patrol to look out for baddies like us.
I know environmental kills give us nothing, but I doubt the fire will actually kill them, just weaken them

Anyways, let's just ask.

[X] Are they asleep, or, if you can't tell, not moving in a way that might suggest it?
 
You're about to question what the hell that was about, when you notice a small see through diagram of the fort, very similar to the map in front of you, in the top left of your vision. Red dots and all. Did he just hijack a part of your brain? What a jerk.
Excellent! HUD get!

-[X] Ask forgotten to blow a few holes in the wall
"So you would be willing to blow open some holes?"

"Willing? Of course. Able? No, I fear my control might be too poor when attempting to handle energy this floor can comprehend."
Forgotten just said that he basically can't do that.

and if he's good enough at hitting non vital spots to do suppressive fire well enough to not kill them all immediately.
Either way, he's receptive. "Butcher, you use guns, is the firepower on those enough to tear off some legs without immediately killing the vampires?"

He looks... perplexed? His eyes are slightly glazed, as if doing some heavy thinking. Then again, you're actually not sure they're not always glazed. He is dead after-all, do his eyes even-yep, by his new expression they definitely look normal. "That wasn't too hard in life, and the firepower on these is far stronger." he pulls one of his weapons out of nowhere as an example, twirls it once, before it disappears again. Glad to know the pocket dimension appears to work in the living world at-least.

"I suppose the real difficulty will be lining up the proper shots on the weaker ones, or getting opportunity on the stronger ones. Older vampires tend to be quite skilled at reinforcement, so we'll have to catch them by surprise." That's, actually rather informative. It does raise some questions about his prior experiences though.
Butcher just said that he can do that.

I didn't actually read that bit.
Something of a running theme with you today. :p


But that brings up two possibilities, that I would imagine it to be like. Either the vamps are blind like deaths are, except in a more physical way, or they're asleep.
Or third, the attack happened a considerable distance away, well outside all of their sensory ranges, was silent and without flash, and none off them happened to be looking out at that patch o' distant forest, if it can even be seen from their castle.
 
Excellent! HUD get!


Forgotten just said that he basically can't do that.


Butcher just said that he can do that.

Something of a running theme with you today. :p


Or third, the attack happened a considerable distance away, well outside all of their sensory ranges, was silent and without flash, and none off them happened to be looking out at that patch o' distant forest, if it can even be seen from their castle.

You're just a skeptic xD

Besides, as I've explained before, I'm not one for organizing plans. I'm the one to poke out blaringly obvious things like the fact that the vamps are asleep (or at the very least meditating), and that icky is supplying our bodies with dark energy to keep us alive.
 
Semi-Post 56-2
Maybe we could get an answer to this?
[X] Are they asleep, or, if you can't tell, not moving in a way that might suggest it?

Well, it's monday, and this was put forward on thursday without any comments from ANYONE.
So I'm just going to slip this in here as post 56-2, and if no one wanted it to occur, too fucking bad XD (It's not like it's harming anything. Enjoy the next, perhaps 300 seconds game-time)
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Gulping down a little unneeded air, you manage to calm yourself, only to be thrown for another loop. You never made it to college, and therefore certainly didn't ever take physics or anything like it, but you like to think you at-least understand Newton's basic laws. The third of which had just been tossed away before your decaying eyes like it had fallen on the ground.

This normally wouldn't be all that surprising, if anything could be considered normal anymore, when taking into consideration that the past week had shown you without mercy that the laws of the world around you less resemble the structure you'd been fed like sweet candy in life, and instead take the form of hastily put together macaroni sketch.

But among all the crazy, one thing had remained constant, force. When you rub your feet against the ground, friction still applies. When you jump, gravity still kicks in. When you cause a massive explosion in front of your body, you are sent backwards.

The fact that such a massive power had been unleashed, that the very ground for as far as your eye can see in a straight line was utterly ravaged, should have consequences. And yet, the equal and opposite reaction that should have applied in fervor, had been spit on and told to go home. The tree you are standing on is perfectly fine, the leaves haven't even rustled. There was no loud boom, or intense wind to signify such an event had taken place. It was almost like he hadn't even attacked, simply moved and nature had decided to save him the effort.

Was he really just that powerful, was it some kind of high level trick you hadn't been privy to yet, or, and the thought felt treacherous to you even as it popped into your head, had nature actually accepted his will? "Hey Forgotten?" You begin to ask, feeling stupid even as the thought pervades. But, you, have, to know. "Yes?"

"The sudden loss of those trees will raise questions with the town nearby, is there any way you could-" Before you're even finished speaking, the land you could previously only describe as a drunken brawl away from a novel wasteland, reverted, as if the land realized it had eaten something distasteful and puked up the previous design in protest.

With that, you realize that perhaps you're more tired than you originally assumed. Maybe Sieg was wrong, and you trained too long, or perhaps didn't rest enough. This was all some sort of strange exhaustion hallucination, it was really the only explanation. Well, either that or reality had a sense of humor and decided to pick and choose which rules to follow whenever the fuck it felt like it, normally coinciding with whatever gave you the biggest head-ache.

Actually, never-mind, the past week had definitely proven it to be the second. You aren't tired at all, hell you are chipper, all bright and ready to fall up a flight of stairs, and take a nice long swim in the dirt, because as long as Forgotten is around, why not?

The sound of a change in weight on the branch reminds you that Butcher is also here and probably freaking out, so you take a moment to look at him, and are somehow not surprised when you see him looking as unamused as possible. Like whatever Forgotten had just done had somehow made his day worse in a way he couldn't quite make out yet, but still knew it as fact. You briefly tease the thought that if he is going to be cranky in the face of mind shattering bullshit, perhaps he needs a nap as much as-huh, come to think of it.

"The signatures in the middle of the map aren't moving, and it is the middle of the day, is there any chance they are taking this chance to sleep?"

"Vampires don't sleep, they sit in dark rooms and stare at the wall unmoving in a daze until they feel refreshed." You half feel like he is joking, and yet, his serious unamused expression hasn't changed in the least. He evidently takes your stare to mean 'how would you know that' instead of the obvious disbelief you thought you were showing, as he explains. "Sleepovers with vampires suck." Never-mind, that explains nothing, actually it just raises further questions.

At your quirked eyebrow, something you weren't aware was a thing you did, he gains the first real sheepish look of the night, nice to see it on someone else you mentally remark, before bothering to answer the loaded tin of questions he'd just thrown at your face. "I wanted to get to know my sister's friends..." Nope, never-mind, at-least he's trying you suppose.

"Your sister's friends were vampires?" You try to keep the quirk of laughter out of your tone, but you're entirely sure you suck at bluffing, so it really is more of a token effort to show you care than anything convincing. Or then again, maybe you're a master liar and you've just convinced yourself you're terrible? You could surely pull it off if you were that good. Not the time.

"Of course not, don't be crazy, she just chose to stare at me instead of the wall for the entire night to make sure I didn't do anything weird with her friends. Which, I'll admit, would have been a perfectly responsible course of action if her eyes didn't glow in the dark, making it impossible to sleep!" Ok, you think you're getting a picture now, a lot of shit makes more sense. Though a lot more questions have risen from the ground, perhaps risen using the same artifact that his sister had been resurrected with. Wait, do vamps actually die before they become vamps or?

Instead of pressing on, you try to lighten the mood with a joke. "Maybe she just thought you needed a nightlight?"

"Oh yes, and about seventy thousand nightmares." He scoffs. "I can't tell you the amount of times I've woken up in a jump throughout the years because I thought I saw red."

"That had to be a real downer on your sex life." In life, you'd have perhaps hesitated to say something like that, especially in the snarkiest tone you could possibly manage, but fuck it, you're dead. Embarrassment is for those with working organs.

"Probably, if I had one back then." Really? Big ol death-killer couldn't get a girlfriend? Sure, you were single up until death, but... well you had bigger things to deal with, like dying at sixteen. What the hell was his excuse?

"Imagine, you take a girl home, or I guess a boy in your case." At your lack of reaction, he kind of does this weird thing with his hands. "Girl? Both?"

"Do I look like I had the time to figure that out?" You ask, trying to keep your face as no-nonsense as possible, which isn't all that hard.

"You died a week ago, and your skin looks like it came out of a magazine. If you didn't at-least have an admirer in life, I'll eat my hat." You note he isn't actually wearing a hat, which actually feels kind of weird. A hat would totally fit him. Regardless, you take a moment to look at that "magazine skin" he spoke of, skin which is significantly prettier and in better condition than when you were alive. Which, now that you think about, is bullshit. Screw Cecellia, where was she with her magical skin powers when you were first starting to suffer acne?

"So you take a girl home, and you bring her to your bedroom. Suddenly, you're reminded that ten feet away, through that wall." He points in front of him, as if trying to paint some sort of picture. "Your little sister is awake, staring at the wall with nothing better to do than stretch out her super senses and watch over you while her mind glazes over in an attempt to get a semblance of rest." That's... insane. You shiver, phantom feeling his pain. Well, ok, perhaps not his pain in particular, as you have no idea how that would feel.

You are reminded of what it feels like to have very little privacy though, a problem that was more common than you'd like before your father met his unfortunate, if not karmically acceptable demise. You also suppose Cecellia and Nixus count into that no privacy thing, if you want to get technical. You feel that's close enough, to at-least allow you to feel bad for him. Eh, even if it's not, you don't care.

"As amusing as this is, I have now checked and based on Butcher's description, I can tell you that they all appear to be staring blankly at some sort of big blue crystal."

"So assuming they are in a state of semi-sleep, how does this change the plan?"

[-]Please continue voting normally as if this was simply a part of 56.
 
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I thought it was in the middle of the day. Or did forgotten use his reality bending technique to turn the planet an entire rotation?

Also now I have absolutely no doubt he could break the wall with his whips.
And everything behind the wall to the next one. It's still not a good idea to even pretend he can throw a little weight around without ruining the whole mission.

They have D&D elf trances in place of sleeping. At best, we'd have a few seconds upon entering their sensory range to reach and kill them, and we can't plow through the castle walls with impunity. Best assume we can't catch them completely by surprise, (@Sendicard I'm going to assume that this castle is definitely not much more than the 800 feet Butcher thinks he can fire from) so all that's left is to do basically as Forgotten and Butcher suggested to begin with, straight through the front door (if not quite as friendly as Butcher intended).
 
I thought it was in the middle of the day. Or did forgotten use his reality bending technique to turn the planet an entire rotation?

Also now I have absolutely no doubt he could break the wall with his whips.
No, it's day...
Fuck, I have to retcon that part of the scene... What the hell do I replace it with? If I fucked that up, what else did I fuck up?
(@Sendicard I'm going to assume that this castle is definitely not much more than the 800 feet Butcher thinks he can fire from)
What? You mean from here?

I'd say you're a good 3k feet from it. An easily cross-able distance, even by man, but still not an overly short one. (If I've stated a distance previously... Fuck if I care.
 
No, it's day...
Fuck, I have to retcon that part of the scene... What the hell do I replace it with? If I fucked that up, what else did I fuck up?

What? You mean from here?

I'd say you're a good 3k feet from it. An easily cross-able distance, even by man, but still not an overly short one. (If I've stated a distance previously... Fuck if I care.
I meant 800 feet around. In radius, diameter, what have you. Basically I don't think he'll be able to snipe shit before it can sense him no matter how we try to set it up.
 
[X] If Forgotten is able to control how wide he can strip a patch of land, have him sheer off an entire side of the castle (preferably with few or no vampires wandering it) so we can go for total shock and awe through the opening. A few rooms might crumble, having lost their supporting walls, but the damage will easily be contained to a few rooms by the nature of a castle's design.
-[X] If he doesn't think he can reliably control the width of his fuck-everything attack, just blow up the front door.
--[X] Try to have Butcher handle things from closer up, kneecapping them so we can finish them off, and generally being the threatening-looking one while we just kill the cripples left in his wake or Sever stuff that gets too close.
--[X] If things start to get dangerous for Butcher or he needs to back out, make him back up so we can use less discerning explosive powers to keep them at bay until things are under control again.
 
"Do I look like I had the time to figure that out?" You ask, trying to keep your face as no-nonsense as possible, which isn't all that hard.

"You died a week ago, and your skin looks like it came out of a magazine. If you didn't at-least have an admirer in life, I'll eat my hat." You note he isn't actually wearing a hat, which actually feels kind of weird. A hat would totally fit him. Regardless, you take a moment to look at that "magazine skin" he spoke of, skin which is significantly prettier and in better condition than when you were alive. Which, now that you think about, is bullshit. Screw Cecellia, where was she with her magical skin powers when you were first starting to suffer acne?
Alright, changed the scene slightly. Doesn't feel as cool. Actually instead of a joke it comes off as him hitting on you, which totally wasn't the intention.

But it's the best I can do at the moment.
Thank you for pointing it out @Nightingale
That's what I get for writing at 9AM before bed.
 
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