The Biggest Clusterfuck That Ever Was [KanColle X World of Warships] (Sorta kinda maybe)

Final Verdicts:
The H44 will be limited to use by Erika/Bismarck only. I'm firm on that.
This "Boss Battle Supership" will be allowed in a remodel at a later date.
hfdt, your RIM-8 Talos Missile will be allowed as long as you don't make it ridiculously OP, okay? Okay, good.
 
This thread goes fast sometimes.

"This is... well, this is World of Warships user "ObssesedNuker"... uh... is anyone else hearing this? Because I'm a ship and I really could use some help knowing what the hell is going on? Not going to lie: I'm kinda freaking out here 'cause I'm normally not a ship."

Это... ладно, это игрок в Мир Кораблей "ObssesedNuker"... эм.. ещё кто то это слышит? Потому что я - корабль и мне реально нужна помощь что бы понять что, чёрт побери, происходит? Врать не буду: я походу с ума схожу, потому что я обычно не корабль.

Eta... ladno, eto igrok v Mir Korabley "ObssesedNuker"... am... escho kto-to eto slishit? Potomuchto ya - korabel i mne realno nujna pomosch chto bi ponyt chto, chort pobery, proishodit? Vrat ne budu: ya pohodu s uma shoju, potomu chto ya obichno ne korabel.
 
So just for clarification: each shipgirl manifests as just a ordinary girl onboard and in control of her shipself rather then as a canon Kanmasu (ie: shipgirl with rigging), correct?
 
Remember, my group is currently being tossed around like the sheets on Winter's bed when he and Erika have fun at night. It's effectively a category 4 hurricane. The only reason Midway went with us is because staying in the bay would have ended terribly for her once the storm hit.

I'm not really sure ill be much help given that the Super dread is impervious to 16' shells if I read correctly. Cant even use my torpedoes to attack for little I have (3 torpedo broadside! fear it!:V)

Edit: ill be working on mine to catch up so it will take a while.
 
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Final Verdicts:
The H44 will be limited to use by Erika/Bismarck only. I'm firm on that.
This "Boss Battle Supership" will be allowed in a remodel at a later date.
hfdt, your RIM-8 Talos Missile will be allowed as long as you don't make it ridiculously OP, okay? Okay, good.
What about shipgirls being able to desummon their ship forms? Cause I have an idea that sorts of depends on the answer.

Mainly because the Yamato class is slow compare to a 34 knt battlecruiser who spirit does not care if he burns out the engines trying for more speed to get somewhere or gtfo of somewhere. Trust me, I have an uranium foot if I feel the need to be somewhere yestedday. So a lot of dock time fixing the engines
 
What about shipgirls being able to desummon their ship forms? Cause I have an idea that sorts of depends on the answer.

Mainly because the Yamato class is slow compare to a 34 knt battlecruiser who spirit does not care if he burns out the engines trying for more speed to get somewhere or gtfo of somewhere. Trust me, I have an uranium foot if I feel the need to be somewhere yestedday. So a lot of dock time fixing the engines
I....don't think so, no.
 
That supership looks to be a bitch to deal with.
The Abyssals decided to take their copies of the Bismark, the Iowa, and the Yamato and combine them into one ship. All they got was a massive ship with ridiculous armor and lots of guns. But it has Storm Trooper Syndrome.
 
my group is currently being tossed around like the sheets on Winter's bed when he and Erika have fun at night.

Fun fact. Despite the frame being made out of Carbon Nanotube Buckypaper-reinforced Titanium and Wolfram (Tungesten), it still manages to break.

Astrid is at a loss as to how to fix this problem. She already consulted with Akashi, Yuubari, and South Dakota.

Anyway,

The question is though, how would we enter? We're sort of not in range of any of you, if Erika's upgraded RADAR range is to go by.

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"Goddamn GCM. Goddamn GTM. Goddamn it all."

"Can't get a solid lock on our coordinates or our temporal displacement?" Erika asked, leaning on one of the huge guns on her ship.

"Nope," I reply, sighing. "It looks like Sky Sentry doesn't exist here. Nor do any of the other satellites that I use to get a good lock on our location and time. I guess we'll have to see if we can use the stars to figure out the year, then work from there." I let out a soft whine as I close the holographic screen. "For all the good I've said that my ComCom could do, it's proving to be surprisingly useless right now."

"Oh don't be so hard on yourself."

"I guess." I brush a strand of hair from my face. "Anyway, so let's figure out how to move this beast."

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"Huh, so it does work a bit like my riggings..." The giant super battleship began to slowly move forward, the smokestack belching out a great plume of smoke as the nine MAN oil turbines kicked into gear.

"Wicked," I say.

"Indeed." She slowed her warship down, allowing for myself to board Ishikari.

"So Erika, how do I move?"

"Well, just think it. Think that you want to move the ship forward, and you will. It's sort of like telling your body to move -- you just think it, and it happens."

"What about guns?" I ask.

"Well, that's different. You sort of have to make a trigger with your hand, like so," she mimed pulling out a gun, and suddenly, the turret she was standing on began to move to where she was pointing it. "When you bring up your guns, you get a sort of rangefinder-vision that allows you to range targets. Now, the Gun Fire Control System will automatically adjust for wind and the ship's rolling, so all you need to do is get the range and lead, and you can land shots easily."

"Huh," I remark. "So just like World of Warships, then."

"Remarkably similar, yeah. I was actually surprised at how well the game emulated how us ship-girls aim things."
 
The Abyssals decided to take their copies of the Bismark, the Iowa, and the Yamato and combine them into one ship. All they got was a massive ship with ridiculous armor and lots of guns. But it has Storm Trooper Syndrome.

Does the armor stack up? because if it does someone needs to become a fireship. Makes me wish I put a ram on my ship.
 
The Abyssals decided to take their copies of the Bismark, the Iowa, and the Yamato and combine them into one ship. All they got was a massive ship with ridiculous armor and lots of guns. But it has Storm Trooper Syndrome.
And I but I'm still going to get hit in the chain locker, at least its going to be a through and through for all the good that going to do me in those sea...
 
Wake up, Mr. hfdt....wake up and smell the dakka...
I wake up disorientated and dizzy on a cold metal surface. I look behind me and see the familiar sight of two triple 6' turrets. I crane my neck and see the dual 5' turrets.

"What the hell is going on?"

"I think I can answer that question son."

My head whips around and I see a tall man with a beard. He has a officer's uniform with 4 gold bars on his shoulders.

"Are you my Cleveland's captain?" picking myself off the deck and brushing off some of the dust.

"Yes I am son, it was you who brought me into life," answers the veteran. "No more questions boy, the radar operators have picked up some radar contacts northwest."

"Yes sir." I roll off.

The burly man guffaws. "Ahahahahahahah," he wipes his eyes. "No need son, it is your ship after all."

I shake my head. "I'm just a teenager who got teleported to a unknown world. You on the other hand have actual experience."

"Your a funny one son." says the Cap.

Then he beckons me to follow him which I do. As I'm walking I finally notice there is a storm brewing around my ship and it looks to be a rather rough one at that, although that isn't a bad thing. After all, calm seas never made a good sailor. Ilook around the gun platforms and see men loading ammo into the 40mm bofors and 20mm Oerlikons, taking their positions. The captain whistles and I swing my head towards him. He points at the aft section of the ship and I see something quiet... interesting. I was expecting to see the rear 6' turrets, but instead I see a clear expanse. I spot something close to the superstructure and I see what looks to be a missile launcher.

"Sir, what is that?" I ask while staring at the launcher in curiosity.

"Son, that is a MK 7 Talos Sam Launcher and I have no idea how I know this."

I look on at the Talos Missile Launcher in awe. I'm brought out of the stance by the tap from the captain. He beckons me once again and I follow once again. I don't know how long the walk was since I was to focused on exploring the interior of my ship. We reach the bridge when the captain is greeted by the radar operator.

"Sir," the operator calls out "contacts to the north, 30 kilometers."

"What type are they."

"Two CA's, two BB's, and a CV. There is also another contact, but I can't get a solid read."

"Maybe we should contact them. Being alone in a place we know nothing of is not a good idea."

The captain nods and orders the Radio Operator to go and get a line with the contacts ahead.

"This is the NS (Neutral ship) Temple City. Anyone else out there?"

The receiver crackles to life, but instead of hearing a voice we here explosions and gunfire.

The captain's face goes grim while mine morphs into one of horror.

"We should go help them," says the cap "it would boost our chances of survival if we link up with them."

I nod "Alright, pilot, set course to the contacts ahead at full speed." I'm met with silence and the captain besides stifles with laughter.

I glare at the captain "What's so funny."

He gives me a grin "I forgot to mention, the ship we are on. It's part of you."

I my jaw goes slack "What...."

"Yep," grins the captain "the ship is under your total command. The crew is just here to go and operate everything."

I look away and stare into the open expanse. The shock of discovery fading away, replaced with determination. Time to go help out those unknowns.

AN: The group I detected is Greek Fire's.
 
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A Laser Tightbeam signal encoded with Enigma-IV aimed straight at her RADAR mast.

Oh wait, you were joking.

Well, I dunno. We're kind of out of visual and RADAR range of you guys. Though, is the weather bad where Greek and company are currently fighting?
I've said that the super battleship is creating some kind of hurricane that boredering on category 4 level wind speeds like 3 times now.
 
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