Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

"You're going to be the point man.
This sentence is missing its end quote.

"We're just going to have to change it for the time being.
"chance"?

Yamato spoke. "Yeah, but we might become sleepy. How many do you want me to see through?"
"Yakumo"

Sasuke was probably getting close to the prestigious chakra control Itachi had
"prodigious"?

[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.

Wait I just realized something since Danzo doesn't control immigration we can meet the guy who does and get a valued ally in blaming Danzo…

Also getting Karin and her mother into Konaha without issue.

I hope Karin's mom has loot as well.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
@Orion Ultor you forgot the most important part of the planning: Danzo. All trouble leads to hmm.

[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X]Plan: soap opera 2: uzumaki boogaloo
-[X] Play the genin card, go "our sensei's told us to do a "messenger ninja job" while they made sure nothing dangerous appeared, say are you an uzumaki? You look like you could be naruto-sans cousin.
--[X]let naruto go full ham
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.

When in doubt,Blame Danzo
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
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  • [X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunochi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
    --[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
    ---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
    [X]plan soap opera
    [X] Argue with her that she is trespasingi on the republic of....{looking around for inspiration} Mushrooms and ask her to be searched for illegal imports
    [X] Play the genin card, go "our sensei's told us to do a "messenger ninja job" while they made sure nothing dangerous appeared, say are you an uzumaki? You look like you could be naruto-sans cousin.
    [X]let naruto go full ham
    [X]Plan: soap opera 2: uzumaki boogaloo
    -[X] Play the genin card, go "our sensei's told us to do a "messenger ninja job" while they made sure nothing dangerous appeared, say are you an uzumaki? You look like you could be naruto-sans cousin.
    --[X]let naruto go full ham
    ---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.
 
The C-Rank Part 4 (The Runner arc)
The C-Rank Part 4 (The Runner arc)

[X] Assess the situation, and quickly discern whether the young kunoichi in front of us has a team behind her or is by her lonesome; if the later try to remember Grass methods of communication- [NARUTO-INTERRUPT]
--[X] While he's talking, realize there's something about her that is strangely familiar...
---[X] However this plays out, make a mental note to imply in your report that Danzo is somehow to blame.

You looked at the young kunoichi in front of you and realized something. She was alone. And that was almost stupid. What kind of fucking village would throw a genin out onto a patrol with no back up or any team that would-

"I am Genin Karin Uzumaki, and I order you to-"

Naruto Inturrupt:D100 => 87

You turned to see Naruto looking at the girl with such a wild and bewildered look that you almost thought the fox had taken over his body. "Wait, did you say Uzumaki?" He asked.

Everyone on the team looked to Naruto, and then you moved your hand to stop Yakumo or Sasuke from intervening. You wanted to see how this would play out. "Yeah you idiot, believe it!" She said with a smile as she held out a Kunai. "Now surrender your weapons and-"

"I'm an Uzumaki!" Naruto said, and that caused Karin to stop. She examined Naruto and then growled in anger.

"No you're not, don't try to and say you are, you are no Uzumaki because every one of my family except for my mom and grandma died when Uzisho fell and we were forced to live in this shithole of a village, now put down your weapons and surrender!"

Interrupt:D100 => 73

That made you pause, as you briefly remembered the time Kakashi told you about Kushina Uzumaki. Her records were rather secretive, but the jounin was… extremely competent. And deadly… and from Kakashi's stories… sweet, caring, and had a temper from hell.

You knew little about Kushina herself, but a few facts did creep in. She was another survivor from Uzushio who left right before it fell during the Second War… and you knew for a fact, that she was Naruto's mother.

"I wouldn't say that. Because there was another survivor from Uzushio who was living in Konoha. Her name was Kushina." That earned a look from both Karin and Naruto. "And Naruto is her son."

That made Karin look at Naruto again. "He doesn't have red hair! He can't be an Uzumaki!" She then pointed to Yakumo. "She looks more like an Uzumaki than he does."

That set Yakumo off in a way that you honestly didn't expect. "Hey fuck you bitch, I'm a proud member of the Kurama clan!" Yakumo shouted and flipped her the bird. "I will not be called something I am not!"

Out of everything that could have caused her to not believe you, it was the fact Naruto didn't have red hair that truly didn't sell it. "You're serious. You are not even going to try and say that we're lying because he doesn't have red hair?"

"Mom was a redhead… and you knew about her!" He pointed at you in outrage.

"I only knew that she existed, a little bit of her backstory, and some very brief notes from when Kakashi told me about her before you became my student." You stated. "I don't know anything else about that." You replied.

Sasuke stood next to you and sighed. "Sensei, what is going on?"

Naruto and Karin were looking at each other, and then she noticed the seal. "Hey… who made that seal?"

"I did," Naruto said proudly before he looked at Karin. "Why do you ask?"

"That's exactly how my mom makes seals." She said. "You all need to come with me."

"We're on a mission right now," Yakumo said. "Sensei, please just knock this bitch out before Hanzo and I put her into a nightmare that she will never wake from."

You frowned. "Oh gods."

Sasuke sighed. "What have we gotten ourselves into?"

"I have no idea." You replied.


The First Attack:D20 => 1

Then you heard a branch break and you dodged a blade that would have taken you out, grabbing both Sasuke and Yakumo and taking cover. Karin and Naruto both froze for a moment before Karin pushed Naruto into some cover.

"What the heck was that?!" Sasuke screamed as you let him go and he pulled out some shuriken.

"We have 'em boys!" A voice from beyond the treeline came about, and you saw two…

Stone Nin? What the hell was Iwa nin doing here!?

There were five nin that walked out of the tree line, several of them ready to cast jutsu. "Just Genin, this a turkey shoot boys, kill 'em all! We need that scroll so take your time. We gotta find that jounin that was with them."

Dammit ALL! You had a fight on your hands!

And in the back of your mind, you knew that somehow, Danzo was to blame.
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A Note about combat Write in: This write-in will detail for all members of the team, save Karin, who will be doing saving throws while you are fighting.

You can make it as simple or as complicated, involving one or all of the team members, or do everything yourself as a badass jounin.

What do you do to survive against the hostile nin?:

[]Wrtie in

AN: Enjoy.
 
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You turned to See Naruto looking at the girl
"see"

"Yeah you idiot, belive it!"
"believe"

you are no Uzumaki because every one of my family except for my mom and grandma died when Uzisho fell
"Uzushio"

She was another survivor from Uzisho who left right before it fell during the Second War…
"Uzushio"

Because there was another survivor from Uzisho who was living in Konoha.
"Uzushio"

Just Genin, this a turkey shoot boys, killem all!
"kill 'em"

Also, what happened to pretending that Yamato was just another genin? Because our students were not acting like he was one.
 
[ ]Wrtie in : First thing that popped into my head
leaving this incase anyone wants to use it
It's like a less defined
[X]Write in : second thing that popped into my head
 
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I mean we can just use wood jutsu to grab the ninja and the waterboard them. Ninja CIA ANBU methods fo the win
 
[X] Get eaten by the giant grass octopus. Shorty engage the stonenin, when suddenly green tentacles apear out of nowhere [Wood release]"Run, the ruckus has a attracted a grasskraken." But sadly the genins are unable to escape the vicious ambushpredator, and are dragged away to be never seen again. [Hidden by our favorite duo of taxevaders]
 
[X] Plan I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
-[X] Naruto: Drown the enemy in Shadow Clones
-[X] Yakumo and Hanzo: Use Genjutsus to distract and disorient the enemy and make it easier for the Naruto Army to dogpile them
-[X] Sasuke and Yamato: In reserve to both react in case someone is in danger and make sure Karin doesn't do anything stupid
--[X] Team In General: Lethal force is authorized if it comes to that, but we want at least one of them alive for questioning as to what this is all about (besides Danzo somehow being responsible)

Best I can come up with.
 
Just according to keikaku...:ninja:
[X]Wrtie in : First thing that popped into my head
-[X] Naruto: use many shadow clones and kunai to both overwhelm the stone nin and probe that he could at least probably be a uzumaki
-[X]Sasuke: find times for when you can attack but mainly make sure people do not get very hurt
-[X]Yamato: dispell henge and start going to town on the stone nin while attempting to convince Karin that naruto is an uzumaki
-[X]Kurama and Hanzo: create a Realized Genjutsu of Everything that isn't part of their natural body as feeling like crawling spiders constantly biting them, the spiders are non poisonous.
I think Karin convincing can wait until combat is over.
[X]Write in : second thing that popped into my head
-[X] Naruto: use many shadow clones and kunai to both overwhelm the stone nin. Have some of the clones henge into his teammates and karin to act as decoy targets.
-[X]Sasuke: find times for when you can attack but mainly make sure people do not get very hurt
-[X]Yamato: dispell henge and start going to town on the stone nin. Hold off on wood release as it's early in the mission and you don't want to broadcast your abilities to much. Keep an awareness of the overall battle and throw kunai and shuriken of you see an opening to catch an enemy off guard.
-[X]Kurama and Hanzo: create a Realized Genjutsu of Everything that isn't part of their natural body as feeling like crawling spiders constantly biting them, the spiders are non poisonous.

There. Talk no jutsu is great but middle of genin first battle is not the time.
 
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