Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

[x]Plan uchiha bell test
How do you want to Train Naruto:
-[X]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer manuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3.
How do you want to Train Sasuke:
-[X]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points)
How do you want to Train Yakumo:
-[X]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3
(The goal is to have sasuke train evasion tactics,speed and stamina, while his team mates train "group vs group combat" and "item retrieval/denial",also synergy with their mission)
-[X]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane
-[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
 
[X] Troll 2 - Troll Harder
-[X] Naruto: Train Henge, by having his clones transform into Danzo and wander through the village
-[X] Sasuke: Let him shadow the real Danzo
-[X]Yakumo: Give them poke sticks and send them Danzo popping.If they somehow manage to pop the real one through their bullshit, blame him for wandering into your training exercise
-[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
--[X] "Accidentally" assign the tora-mission to Danzo
-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
-[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
 
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  • [x]Plan uchiha bell test
    -[X]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer manuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3.
    -[X]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points)
    -[X]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3
    -[X]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane
    -[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
    -[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    [X] Troll 2 - Troll Harder
    -[X] Naruto: Train Henge, by having his clones transform into Danzo and wander through the village
    -[X] Sasuke: Let him shadow the real Danzo
    -[X]Yakumo: Give them poke sticks and send them Danzo popping.If they somehow manage to pop the real one through their bullshit, blame him for wandering into your training exercise
    -[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
    --[X] "Accidentally" assign the tora-mission to Danzo
    -[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    -[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
    [X] Troll 2 - Troll Harder
 
I am not amused (Training Actions)
I am not amused (Training Actions)
-[]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer manuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3.

-[]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points )

-[]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3 Rolled:
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-[X]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer manuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3. Rolled:D100 + 40 => 49

You and Naruto sat down and looked at the several volumes of books that were in front of the both of you, and you sighed. "Naruto, this is important. Very important actually. Put it in a way that you can understand, you are the ramen chef."

"No, I'm not, I'm the genin soldier under your command."

"Who can make an entire goddamn army of clones that can cause so much bullshit that you can probably prank the entire village before tea time." You said.

"And I'd do it in a heartbeat." He smiled.

"So why won't you read the books I got you, or even the pamphlets?" You asked.

"Because I want to steal the Bells Sasuke has, without relying on trickery and traps and making him look like an idiot."

You sweatdropped. "Naruto, you know what line of work you are in right? Doing that is expected of you. Hell, I require it to keep you alive!"

Naruto then smiles. "I want to beat Sasuke by beating the shit out of him and proving that I'm stronger than him."

You want to scream in anger. "That is stupid Naruto, if I wanted to train you by having you beat the shit out of each other, I would have planned for it."

You almost swore. "Fine, but I'm not paying for Ramen this weekend."

Naruto grinned. "Karin is already covering for me this weekend, so I'm fine."

You wanted to scream. Maybe this is how Danzo felt…

No, you blame Danzo for this.
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-[X]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3 Rolled:D100 + 40 => 43

You and Yakumo were both preparing, mentally, for the coming battle. "Naruto is just going to bull rush him and beat the shit out of him." You said. "No plan, no sublty, no god damn sense."

"You're trying to hard to get him to become a leader," Yakumo said as she prepared herself, stretching. "You're trying to turn him into one, when he dosen't want to yet."

"I know, but I don't have anyone to bounce my thoughts off of anymore, and you're much wiser than you give yourself credit."

"Thanks." She said. "Hanzo also said if he can get a bell, the chocolate is his."

"If you can keep it for the hour, yes." You replied.
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-[X]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points )Rolled:D100 + 40 => 50

Sasuke was panting, holding onto the bells with his bloody hands. Both Naruto and Yakumo were on the ground, wheezing in pain from the absolute beating they both took.

"This is why, we study tactics nartuo." You said as you looked at Sasuke. "Because even when he was outnumbered and with limited options, he remained calm, he evaded you, and attacked when he was sure to get a good strike in.

Yakumo coughed blood, Hanzo trying to drown Sasuke in blood had backfired. "Hanzo, you need to remember that Yakumo is also your partner and also needs to stay safe, you both need to plan for those eventualities when it all goes wrong or working with others."

You hen handed over Sasuke something. "I know it's not much, but you earned it."

"So we're back here bright and early tomorrow. Because I'm going to be very disappointed in you all if we don't start improving. The Chunin exams are coming, and it's only been six years since the last time someone died in it, and I will not add you to that statistic. That belongs to foreign nin who don't respect the rules."

Reward: All three kids only gain +100 EXP to their stats.

They are not happy at their performance and they will strive to do better next time.
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Believe in Destiny... or Paperwork (Personal Actions and Mission)
Believe in Destiny... or Paperwork (Personal Actions and Mission)

[X]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane. Rolled: D100 => 8

What the fuck?

Lord Hokage, I will be very blunt in my sumations, and my own wish and desires.

Stop putting us on the goddamn roster for this mission, or that Cat is going to be murdered either by myself, or my team. Now that is to say, nothing that hasn't been done before, the cat is a terrible plague on the village, and the fact we basically use it for money laundering training and the fire Daimyo's wife loves to torture young children with her cat is upsetting.

I hate this mission, I hate this more than anything else, and I want nothing more than to end this insanity so that we can do more productive work.

Yamato, Team Chaos' leader.

I am drunk when writing this.
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-[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment? Rolled: D100 => 18

You thought for a moment that you were being watched, but Hinata seemed to be trying her best to just… well watch Naruto.

And she was probably trained by Shiro to remain hidden and play hide and seek with the ANBU for fun.

So whenever you tried to talk to her, you couldn't.

Failure.
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-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing? Rolled: D100 => 12

Karin was annoyed at you, and you honestly coudn't blame her. She was after all, trying to get acquainted with everyone. So there was some learning to do.

But she didn't want to spend time with you. She instead wanted to get to know Naruto. And his friends.

But you know what, you were happy with that.

As long as she wasn't visiting Danzo. Everything would be fine.

Now, you needed to find out what Danzo was doing…

Was DAnzo trying to recruit her!? God you hope not.

Failure?: She is spending time with Naruto and company.
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Training: As you are training the Genin, you can choose to do them all together, or train them separately.

The Write in is entirely on you to come up with an idea to train them.

How do you want to Train Naruto:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Sasuke:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Yakumo:
[]Write in

Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck.

[]Another C-Rank: Seems that Hiruzen has decided that Team Chaos can take part in the whole wider world again. So Team, lets get down to business, to defeat whatever needs defeating.

[]Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.

[]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane

[]Weeding Gardens: You honestly just think people are lazy, considering that the weeds are so easy to pick. Well, time to pick them, and make the gardens beautiful.

[]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!

Personal Actions: What do you do?:
(Choose 2)

[]A Party: You are off to get drunk with your friends after a successful mission. It was tradition!

[]Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.

[]The Other Genin: So how are the other Genin teams doing?

[]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?

[]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?

[]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"

[]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?

[]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.

AN: Enjoy and please vote in plan format please.
 
I never understood what people meant when they said Magoose dice were either blessed or cursed... I know better now.
yep.

Do not doubt the Insanity that will come.

Because, depending on what might happen...

We will get... the Chunin Exams...

At least in a few more turns of training, because oh boy, am I going to be happy about throwing the kids to the wolves.
 
[X] Plan: Winter Queen
-[X] Teamwork Checkup: A clone of Yamato with the poking stick vs the genin on Team Chaos. Where are the genin on teamwork, using their abilities? Is Naruto making proper use of clones with his fighting style, is Sauske able to take adantage of Yakumo using a genjutsu at the right time? Are the genin getting in each others way? Can Sauske keep aware of his chakra pool, so he always has just a little bit left to pull off a healing? Or is he exhausting his chakra too often? Is Yakumo using genjutsu to escape injury, or is she able to physically keep out of the blast? How fast will Yakumo fold in combat? Once the check is done, give the team a rundown on chakra strings and Suna puppet building, with the goal being for the team to construct a puppet for Yakumo to use in combat.

--[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Focus on taijutsu, chakra control, and battle tactics in a group.

--[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Genjutsu practise with Yakumo (dispellling, and creating them), weapon practise with Yamato, and elemental chakra exercises.

--[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Get her some manuals on puppets, and chakra strings, so she can build and repair a combat puppet.

Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck.

-[X]Weeding Gardens: You honestly just think people are lazy, considering that the weeds are so easy to pick. Well, time to pick them, and make the gardens beautiful.

Personal Actions: What do you do?:
(Choose 2)

-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?

-[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"


Normally rolls are not that bad. Sorry, just not feeling like comedy right now, so my blurbs are a bit lacking.
 
[X] Plan: Stop the big fire country explosion
-[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it
-[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception
-[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion.
-[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
--[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals
--[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team
-[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
--[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo.
-[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo
 
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