- Location
- Argentina
... I am sorry for suggesting the "uchiha bell test plan" i would simply copy paste it again but i am not sure you would like that
Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)
- Thread starter Magoose
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The way the write-ins are worded has more value than giving up.
You can put in the same training plan and it would be fine. However, Magoose is looking to be entertained, providing a way for magoose to derive some humor from the training write-ins is important to maintain interest.
Make a plan anyways, you had a good idea on what to do. Or you can try something new, refine your old plan, possibilities.
- Location
- Argentina
[x]Plan uchiha bell test UPGRADED
(Same EXCEPT yamato does "environment hazards via clones, earth and water jutsu")
-[X]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer maneuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3.
Add:Tell naruto "how can a hokage lead others, if he cannot lead himself"
-[X]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points)
-[X]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3
-[X]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane
(The power of sobriety is a path to many abilities others might call unfair)
-[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing? (I will settle for telling her "stay away from root & danzo' the creepy old man' Shimura)
(Same EXCEPT yamato does "environment hazards via clones, earth and water jutsu")
-[X]Make naruto read "group tactics", like pincer maneuvers, and "how to cut escapes" and tell him he has to compete with yakuto on who can steal Sasuke's bells, best out of 3.
Add:Tell naruto "how can a hokage lead others, if he cannot lead himself"
-[X]Make sasuke train evasive manuvers with his team, give him items he has to protect in a manner similar to the belt test and tell him to evade his teammates. He wins by not getting his items stolen 3 times (1 at the time, but he is allowed to recover them to negate their points)
-[X]Same as naruto, but summoning " artificial soldiers", (like "voice commanded suna puppets"/toy soldiers/golems/anything not organic) best out of 3
-[X]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane
(The power of sobriety is a path to many abilities others might call unfair)
-[X]The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?
-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing? (I will settle for telling her "stay away from root & danzo' the creepy old man' Shimura)
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We are Training (Training actions)
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
We are Training.
-[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it Rolled: D100 + 40 => 119
"You're serious Sensei," Sasuke said as he saw the instruction manuals that you gathered. "There is an actual fighting style for fighting with a Frying pan!? With a manual?"
"Yes." You smiled as you sat down and pointed to his frying pan. "Why are you surprised by this information? There is a fighting style for fighting with chopsticks and you think fighting with a frying pan and cutlery is ridiculous?!"
At that, Sasuke looked down. "I am not going to go running into battle wielding a frying pan!"
"You said that you didn't want to be a medic, and now you practically are the only medic I consider competent enough to deal with Naruto's bullshit! Belive me, kid, you just don't want to admit that beating the shit out of Naruto with a frying pan didn't cross your mind till now, and you want to do it just to prove you can."
Sasuke was silent for a moment, as if he realized that the thought had occurred to him. "What about Yakumo!?"
"Have you ever considered that she is the only normal one out of this entire clusterfuck of a team? And that we need to embrace the chaos surrounding us just to keep alive?"
Sasuke coughed. "Where did you get your wisdom tree man?"
"Only Kakashi can call me tree man." You said. "As for my wisdom, it was the very long, very hard, and frankly stupid road of poor choices and other friends I made along the way. I promise you, it will come with age, as long as you survive. Now I'm going to make a clone, and you are going to fight those kitchen tools you got, and learn to be a monster with them!" You then made a clone.
"Chop chop get this kid up to snuff. I want him to kill with a frying pan by tomorrow morning." You ordered the clone.
The clone was not amused. "Oh come on, why do I have to get involved with the little murder gremlin?"
You balked. "Are you talking back to me? Why the hell do my clones talk back to me, get to work!"
Sasuke only took a breath and you saw beads of sweat drop on his face. "Um, Sensei-"
"Sasuke, get prepared. He might have the poking stick." You said.
Sasuke then ran like hell to prepare.
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-[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception Rolled: D100 + 40 => 128
"What? You want to what?"
"You need to find me, without leaving the training ground, and find my clone without leaving. He is a tree clone, and you must find him in increasingly difficult circumstances." You then looked at him. "Is it that hard to understand?"
"I understand, but why make me look for you in the training ground instead of looking at the village itself? Is it to make sure I don't leave for Ramen?"
He had a point. That was part of the reason. "I mean, yes. But also know, that I have the training ground reserved for all day, and if I leave, I might not be able to get it back in time for tomorrow, so I need to keep a clone on the premises so that I can avoid doing paperwork."
Why were you explaining this to Naruto again? He didn't need to know this?
But Naruto then said. "Did you try filing the e-122 paperwork form for a training ground reservation, rather than just go for the day of trying to go to the board, it will save you a lot of headaches."
"Well, it's because-" You paused. "Wait, there is a reservation system that we can just use paperwork to get it to prevent the mad rush for getting training grounds the day of?"
Naruto then nodded. "Yeah, the old man told me about it, and wishes that more people would use it to stop the brawls that keep happening at the training grounds board."
Good god, you want to hug the boy, but first you need other
-[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion. Rolled:D100 + 40 => 114
"Here is the Poking stick." You said handing a stick that was glowing with Chakra and enhanced tree sap.
"Use it well and slap his silly ass for being such a nuisance." You said as Yakumo looked at it with wide eyes.
"SO I CAN HIT HIM REALLY REALLY HARD! FOR ALL THE YEARS OF MENTAL ANGUISH!" She said
"I'm right here Yakumo." Hanzo stated. "And what happened to being partners!?" He then burped.
"Well Hanzo, to answer your question, I am being a bit petty because I want to get revenge for… the Incident."
"That is not fair." Hanzo said.
"Have fun kids, I need to make sure Naruto and Sasuke are not slacking off." You said.
Now you were going to get a drink of tea and find out what they were-...
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Hm, seems Naruto and Sasuke liked the plan and training, and Hanzo did not. all was going according to plan.
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Reward: All three Team members gain +400 to EXP, and they are very happy.
Sasuke is slowly realizing that he likes fighting with any weapon he can get his hands on, especially the ones that no one cares about.
Hanzo is now up to snuff and write ins with him in the physical realm won't carry a malus.
Naruto might actually have what it takes to be Hokage. He's learning about Paperwork!
AN: Enjoy.
-[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it Rolled: D100 + 40 => 119
"You're serious Sensei," Sasuke said as he saw the instruction manuals that you gathered. "There is an actual fighting style for fighting with a Frying pan!? With a manual?"
"Yes." You smiled as you sat down and pointed to his frying pan. "Why are you surprised by this information? There is a fighting style for fighting with chopsticks and you think fighting with a frying pan and cutlery is ridiculous?!"
At that, Sasuke looked down. "I am not going to go running into battle wielding a frying pan!"
"You said that you didn't want to be a medic, and now you practically are the only medic I consider competent enough to deal with Naruto's bullshit! Belive me, kid, you just don't want to admit that beating the shit out of Naruto with a frying pan didn't cross your mind till now, and you want to do it just to prove you can."
Sasuke was silent for a moment, as if he realized that the thought had occurred to him. "What about Yakumo!?"
"Have you ever considered that she is the only normal one out of this entire clusterfuck of a team? And that we need to embrace the chaos surrounding us just to keep alive?"
Sasuke coughed. "Where did you get your wisdom tree man?"
"Only Kakashi can call me tree man." You said. "As for my wisdom, it was the very long, very hard, and frankly stupid road of poor choices and other friends I made along the way. I promise you, it will come with age, as long as you survive. Now I'm going to make a clone, and you are going to fight those kitchen tools you got, and learn to be a monster with them!" You then made a clone.
"Chop chop get this kid up to snuff. I want him to kill with a frying pan by tomorrow morning." You ordered the clone.
The clone was not amused. "Oh come on, why do I have to get involved with the little murder gremlin?"
You balked. "Are you talking back to me? Why the hell do my clones talk back to me, get to work!"
Sasuke only took a breath and you saw beads of sweat drop on his face. "Um, Sensei-"
"Sasuke, get prepared. He might have the poking stick." You said.
Sasuke then ran like hell to prepare.
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-[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception Rolled: D100 + 40 => 128
"What? You want to what?"
"You need to find me, without leaving the training ground, and find my clone without leaving. He is a tree clone, and you must find him in increasingly difficult circumstances." You then looked at him. "Is it that hard to understand?"
"I understand, but why make me look for you in the training ground instead of looking at the village itself? Is it to make sure I don't leave for Ramen?"
He had a point. That was part of the reason. "I mean, yes. But also know, that I have the training ground reserved for all day, and if I leave, I might not be able to get it back in time for tomorrow, so I need to keep a clone on the premises so that I can avoid doing paperwork."
Why were you explaining this to Naruto again? He didn't need to know this?
But Naruto then said. "Did you try filing the e-122 paperwork form for a training ground reservation, rather than just go for the day of trying to go to the board, it will save you a lot of headaches."
"Well, it's because-" You paused. "Wait, there is a reservation system that we can just use paperwork to get it to prevent the mad rush for getting training grounds the day of?"
Naruto then nodded. "Yeah, the old man told me about it, and wishes that more people would use it to stop the brawls that keep happening at the training grounds board."
Good god, you want to hug the boy, but first you need other
-[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion. Rolled:D100 + 40 => 114
"Here is the Poking stick." You said handing a stick that was glowing with Chakra and enhanced tree sap.
"Use it well and slap his silly ass for being such a nuisance." You said as Yakumo looked at it with wide eyes.
"SO I CAN HIT HIM REALLY REALLY HARD! FOR ALL THE YEARS OF MENTAL ANGUISH!" She said
"I'm right here Yakumo." Hanzo stated. "And what happened to being partners!?" He then burped.
"Well Hanzo, to answer your question, I am being a bit petty because I want to get revenge for… the Incident."
"That is not fair." Hanzo said.
"Have fun kids, I need to make sure Naruto and Sasuke are not slacking off." You said.
Now you were going to get a drink of tea and find out what they were-...
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Hm, seems Naruto and Sasuke liked the plan and training, and Hanzo did not. all was going according to plan.
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Reward: All three Team members gain +400 to EXP, and they are very happy.
Sasuke is slowly realizing that he likes fighting with any weapon he can get his hands on, especially the ones that no one cares about.
Hanzo is now up to snuff and write ins with him in the physical realm won't carry a malus.
Naruto might actually have what it takes to be Hokage. He's learning about Paperwork!
AN: Enjoy.
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I KNEW IT!!!!! The Magoose dice where waiting in hiding preparing to surprise us but I knew this would happen.
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- He/Him
May he swamp Danzo in it.
- Location
- parker colorado
We gave an actual serious training plan and failed. But as soon as we did silly options the dice relented.
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Almost like this is a comedy quest and the Magoose dice know what is up.
Let there be Freedom (Training and personal actions)
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
-[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
--[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals Rolled:D100 => 33
--[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team Rolled:D100 => 23
Okay, I get it, you don't like the fact I'm having a plan to make sure you don't die, but seriously, there is a time and place for the simple fact that Karin is in fact, a nin who can do that kind of bullshit. We all know what Uzumaki's can do, so please let it be nice and simple.
What is the matter with you Hiruzen? And yes I admit to wanting to have her on the team, but we have enough room and I know damn well that she will coalesce better without having strangers try and keep her from being a normal person.
Yes, she wants duties, but I think she can prove herself to us by trusting her. You trusted me, and I was under Danzo's thumb.
She has never met him, so I think she can be safe.
Yamato, Sensei of Team 3.
PS. I want a vacation.
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-[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
--[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo. Rolled:D100 => 74
Karin was sad when you sat down. "Don't say it." She said.
"Well, now I am interested." You said. "What's the matter?"
"I want to be on a team, but they won't let me, and I don't have any money besides what I had in my pocket and whatever Naruto can give to me." She said. "It's frustrating."
"Yeah, I know." You said. "I can't do much to help you with that, much as I want to Karin. But the rules are the rules."
Karin sighed. "I know. I just want things to return to normal."
"Nothing is ever normal in this village." You then gave a smile. "Your mother blowing up Grass? Childs play. Konoha is rigged to blow three times."
"Really? That's stupid, blowing it up once is the only thing that will work." she smiled.
"Well thats the thing, it was the first hokage… some other guy i can't remember and than Danzo. Fun times finding out that little nugget of information knowing one wrong move could kill us all."
Karin then giggled. "Yeah, I know the feeling."
Then the sobering thought came to her mind, and you saw her look away. "Do you think my mom is alive?"
You nodded. "I think so. Whether she wants to be or not, however, is the question."
She looked away. "Why's that?"
"Because she might think you are not alive, and she wouldn't want to live in a world without you."
There was a deep unsettling silence that happened. "I trust my mom, she's strong enough."
"I know, I hope she is too. But time is one of those things that beats everyone… eventually."
Reward: You and Karin talk, and you feel better.
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-[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo Rolled:D100 => 7
"Dont."
The note on your door said more than anything else that you wanted.
He knew what you were doing and was exercising his authority to do it…
You hated him. But you knew that he was going to cause problems if you didn't stop.
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Mission Interrupt!:
"Yamato, I know you and your team have only been back for a few weeks, but I need a team and now." The Hokage said. "So pack your things, you have a job to do."
What Mission are you going on:
[]Hero: So The Hokage wants us to be at the border tree house for a little while. Well Kids we're getting a paid vacation in the sun, and we'll have time to train later, so get your things. (Gain x2 Experience)
[]Legend: Alright, so we're going to the border to deliver a package to Lightning that will formalize our alliance. Good news, we're going to be with Jiraya, and we will have plenty of walking to do. Bad news, Stone is going to be gunning for us. (Gain x6 Experience)
[]Death: You want us to try and Bring Tsunade back to the village. Alright, but… wait a high-stakes poker game on a cruise ship? Who's going to be the high roller? (Gain x20 Experience. There is a very high likelihood you or members of your team will die or get critically injured.)
--[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals Rolled:D100 => 33
--[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team Rolled:D100 => 23
Okay, I get it, you don't like the fact I'm having a plan to make sure you don't die, but seriously, there is a time and place for the simple fact that Karin is in fact, a nin who can do that kind of bullshit. We all know what Uzumaki's can do, so please let it be nice and simple.
What is the matter with you Hiruzen? And yes I admit to wanting to have her on the team, but we have enough room and I know damn well that she will coalesce better without having strangers try and keep her from being a normal person.
Yes, she wants duties, but I think she can prove herself to us by trusting her. You trusted me, and I was under Danzo's thumb.
She has never met him, so I think she can be safe.
Yamato, Sensei of Team 3.
PS. I want a vacation.
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-[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
--[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo. Rolled:D100 => 74
Karin was sad when you sat down. "Don't say it." She said.
"Well, now I am interested." You said. "What's the matter?"
"I want to be on a team, but they won't let me, and I don't have any money besides what I had in my pocket and whatever Naruto can give to me." She said. "It's frustrating."
"Yeah, I know." You said. "I can't do much to help you with that, much as I want to Karin. But the rules are the rules."
Karin sighed. "I know. I just want things to return to normal."
"Nothing is ever normal in this village." You then gave a smile. "Your mother blowing up Grass? Childs play. Konoha is rigged to blow three times."
"Really? That's stupid, blowing it up once is the only thing that will work." she smiled.
"Well thats the thing, it was the first hokage… some other guy i can't remember and than Danzo. Fun times finding out that little nugget of information knowing one wrong move could kill us all."
Karin then giggled. "Yeah, I know the feeling."
Then the sobering thought came to her mind, and you saw her look away. "Do you think my mom is alive?"
You nodded. "I think so. Whether she wants to be or not, however, is the question."
She looked away. "Why's that?"
"Because she might think you are not alive, and she wouldn't want to live in a world without you."
There was a deep unsettling silence that happened. "I trust my mom, she's strong enough."
"I know, I hope she is too. But time is one of those things that beats everyone… eventually."
Reward: You and Karin talk, and you feel better.
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-[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo Rolled:D100 => 7
"Dont."
The note on your door said more than anything else that you wanted.
He knew what you were doing and was exercising his authority to do it…
You hated him. But you knew that he was going to cause problems if you didn't stop.
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Mission Interrupt!:
"Yamato, I know you and your team have only been back for a few weeks, but I need a team and now." The Hokage said. "So pack your things, you have a job to do."
What Mission are you going on:
[]Hero: So The Hokage wants us to be at the border tree house for a little while. Well Kids we're getting a paid vacation in the sun, and we'll have time to train later, so get your things. (Gain x2 Experience)
[]Legend: Alright, so we're going to the border to deliver a package to Lightning that will formalize our alliance. Good news, we're going to be with Jiraya, and we will have plenty of walking to do. Bad news, Stone is going to be gunning for us. (Gain x6 Experience)
[]Death: You want us to try and Bring Tsunade back to the village. Alright, but… wait a high-stakes poker game on a cruise ship? Who's going to be the high roller? (Gain x20 Experience. There is a very high likelihood you or members of your team will die or get critically injured.)
motherfucker, how dare thee
CURSE YOU DANZO!!!!!!!!
[X]Death: You want us to try and Bring Tsunade back to the village. Alright, but… wait a high-stakes poker game on a cruise ship? Who's going to be the high roller? (Gain x20 Experience. There is a very high likelihood you or members of your team will die or get critically injured.)
I might regret this but let's go for broke.
I might regret this but let's go for broke.
[X]Legend: Alright, so we're going to the border to deliver a package to Lightning that will formalize our alliance. Good news, we're going to be with Jiraya, and we will have plenty of walking to do. Bad news, Stone is going to be gunning for us. (Gain x6 Experience)
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X]Death: You want us to try and Bring Tsunade back to the village. Alright, but… wait a high-stakes poker game on a cruise ship? Who's going to be the high roller? (Gain x20 Experience. There is a very high likelihood you or members of your team will die or get critically injured.)
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Ironically enough, the Mission Interrupt does not involve Danzo.
it does, however, involve the shit you pulled and people are gunning for you all no matter the mission.
No he is not.
- Location
- Argentina
[x]Legend: Alright, so we're going to the border to deliver a package to Lightning that will formalize our alliance. Good news, we're going to be with Jiraya, and we will have plenty of walking to do. Bad news, Stone is going to be gunning for us. (Gain x6 Experience)
Jiraiya spending time with his godson matters anoot to me, also not "low effort not suicidal" it's perfect, also killer bee's team will probably appear that is always fun
Jiraiya spending time with his godson matters anoot to me, also not "low effort not suicidal" it's perfect, also killer bee's team will probably appear that is always fun
- Location
- parker colorado
[X]Death: You want us to try and Bring Tsunade back to the village. Alright, but… wait a high-stakes poker game on a cruise ship? Who's going to be the high roller? (Gain x20 Experience. There is a very high likelihood you or members of your team will die or get critically injured.)
My james bond fanboy demands it. Also more family for naruto.
My james bond fanboy demands it. Also more family for naruto.