Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

This is the quest where we were playing Yamato, and we were a AU? Moreso than usual for a quest I mean?
 
The Test
The Test.

-[X]Very Closely: Eh, trying to make them ready for the Chunin Exams won't hurt too much. You're going to punish even the slightest breach. (Genin suffer a +40 to their rolls, but they will lose all but one of their items)
-[X]Kakashi: He seemed intrigued by your little obstacle course idea. "Mind if I join?"

Kakashi was not trying to hide, which was nice for a change, because honestly, you didn't want to really attempt to look for him. You were not Shiro, who had that dammed… sixth sense thing that made him find everyone who was attempting to hide from him. Though that book was always with him, and honestly you should have expected it.

Why the Hokage wasn't paying him to play hide and seek with the entire ANBU unit in charge of protecting the village, you'll never know, it seemed like a waste of resources to not have him do it. "So. How do you think they are doing?"

Sasukes Attmept:
D100 + 40 => 120


"Sasuke already peaked. At least he did it to save Yakumo from falling." You muttered as you took away the rewards. "And yes, I think it's going great."

"You were never planning on failing them, were you?" Kakashi said as he turned the page on his book.

"What makes you say that?" You asked, with a small smile on your face.

"The Hokage's Orders?" Kakashi stated.

"You're just saying that because you got stuck with the Ino-Shika-Cho team and they passed the bell test legitimately." You responded with a laugh. "Like they actually got one bell from you, a first."

Naruto's Attempt:
D100 + 40 => 67

Oh, Naruto failed by cheating and trying to speak from his gag of duct tape, but to tell Sasuke to put his foot two more inches to the left to not fall over. You really need to get him to work on that, but they trusted each other to listen… a good start.

Kakashi frowned under his mask. "I hate you. And the Hokage for making me suffer."

"At least Shiro had a fun time with testing them?" You joked.

"Shiro tried to make them run through the forest of death," Kakashi replied. You frowned. Of course, he did. He didn't want to be a teacher, and having them fight for their lives and die trying would be a really good way to get off training Genin. "They are okay."

You laughed. "Hiking in the forest of death, trying to reach the tower, that must have been fun."

"He enlisted Ayako."

"He brought your mother into this? And they survived?" You asked. "Wow, what did he have on her to do something she didn't want to do?"

"He claimed to know who worked as a spy for Tsunade in this town." He replied. "I can't believe she still buys that stupid lie."

"Maybe she just uses it as a way to keep herself from wandering off to find Jiraya." You stated. "And trying to kill him."

Yakumo's Attempt:
D100 + 40 => 119

Yakumo cheated as well, this time by removing her earplugs to hear what Sasuke was saying, which made you pull the reward away.

Well, they lost the reward, but you were going to give them points for actually trying to do it when you were… seemingly not paying attention.

They were relying on each other quite well to get through this, and despite Yakumo's lack of physical ability, she was doing quite well in keeping up.

"You aren't failing them."

"They are putting in quite an effort to pretend that they aren't cheating. And for most of the obstacle course, they were trying to do it legitimately." You replied.

"You just want to pass them don't you?"

"It will make the ROOT minders that are following me back off. Since I won't be anywhere near the black ops anymore, Danzo will have lost me for good." You replied. Danzo really needed to find something better to do with his time, like reconcile with his kids before one of them tried to assassinate him.

Kakashi sighed. "Still? I thought Hiruzen told them off the last time they followed you."

"This is Danzo we're talking about. He'll always find a way to do what he wants and Hiruzen will just let him for Kami knows why." You replied as the kids reached the end of the course. "Well, Time to burst their bubbles and give them only one reward. Good luck with your team Kakashi."

"I hate you."

"Well I hate Danzo, so we agree to disagree." You smiled as you disappeared into leaves.
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Naruto whooped. "Yay we get our-"

As you appeared, he tripped on you. "I saw everything!" you said, showing them your face as they all backed off.

Sasuke and Yakumo were both looking at Naruto. "Seriously, you all need to try harder when trying to get things past me."

"Wha?" Sasuke seemed utterly confused when you said that.

"Sasuke, did you really think I didn't see your hand lift the band for that second while you were crossing the rope bridge to make sure Yakumo didn't fall?" You asked.

Sasuke said nothing. "Naruto, I heard you direct Sasuke to prevent him from taking the plunge."

Naruto was beginning to complain but instead, you looked to Yakumo and ignored him. "And you removed the earplugs to listen to Sasuke, and to get through the hurdle that you would not have made otherwise."

"You all didn't follow my instructions when those orders were concrete. And the rewards you had were for you passing while following my instructions." But you pulled out the single reward for all of them. The Coupons to their favorite restaurants. "However, you passed. And that deserves a reward."

All three kids then cheered, with Yakumo hugging Naruto, and Sasuke being pulled into the group hug.

Ahh… to be young again… you wished you had that luxury.
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Reward: All three students are now part of Team 3. or Team Yamato... or Team Orphan as the Mission Office is now calling it.

Danzo must find a new way to occupy himself as he is not legally allowed to send ROOT agents to mind you.

All three Students gain 500 XP.

You must now dedicate an action every turn to training them, as well as completing missions.
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Training: As you are training the Genin, you can choose to do them all together, or train them separately.

The Write in is entirely on you to come up with an idea to train them.

How do you want to Train Naruto:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Sasuke:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Yakumo:
[]Write in

Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck. As you are teaching Fresh Genin, you are restricted to D-Ranks and they will join you.

(Must Choose 1)

[]Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.

[]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane

[]Weeding Gardens: You honestly just think people are lazy, considering that the weeds are so easy to pick. Well, time to pick them, and make the gardens beautiful.

[]Gate Duty: The Second Easiest Job in Konoha that may put you in actual Danger. Most of the time the Gate duty is not the same as guard duty at the gate. This means that the kids will be treated to the joys and wonders of Paperwork. Are you cruel? Are you mad? No, but you think that things are going to be alright.

[]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!


Personal Actions: What do you do?:
(Choose 2)

[]Go to Therapy: Dr. Kujo is surprised to see you again so soon.

[]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: It seems that Ayako has invited everyone from the meeting to her house to have some quality get-together time. It's been a while since that happened, and everyone appreciates her cooking. At least its ingredients are prepared for her.

[]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?

[]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.

[]Celebrate: You now have a team of Genin. They deserve to have some fun.

[]The First Part (Naruto's Trust Issues): You are looking at Naruto in his home. "May I come in?"

[]The First Part (Sasuke's Everything): Sasuke was sitting, looking at the compound where he was… cleaning it. Much of the Uchiha compound was ruined, and he was trying to rebuild it.

[]The First Part (Yakumo's Beast): You looked at Yakumo. "Can I speak to Hanzo?"

AN: Enjoy and vote in plan format please.
 
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[X] Plan: Legitimate Teaching Methods
-[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Through Ramen! Review Naruto's booksmart capabilities and what he is supposed to know from the Academy, stuff like basic maths, the physical forms, the hand seal signs. Then go over the questions with Naruto, with everytime after you have thoroughly explained the logic behind the information and Naruto still gets a answer wrong, you throw away good ramen in front of Naruto.
-[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Chakra Control, get Sasuke started on water walking. Sauske is pretty fine all around, so we can get him specialized as a ninjutsu focus. And for that it will need chakra control. Also add in some medical textbook quizes for Sauske as if we can get Sauske's chakra control high enough we can turn him into the team medic and get healings for cheaper than at the hospital!
-[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Physical exercise makes the dream work! Get her working on some taijutsu to cover up the great weakness of being a squishy super powerful caster. Also DODGE the stick Lassie is great Training! Because if she can't doge your stick, she cannot dodge a ninjutsu elemental bolt of fire or water or whatever targeting herself in a obvious telegraph move.

-[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!

Personal Actions: What do you do?:
(Choose 2)
-[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: It seems that Ayako has invited everyone from the meeting to her house to have some quality get-together time. It's been a while since that happened, and everyone appreciates her cooking. At least its ingredients are prepared for her.
-[X]The First Part (Sasuke's Everything): Sasuke was sitting, looking at the compound where he was… cleaning it. Much of the Uchiha compound was ruined, and he was trying to rebuild it.
 
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Though that book was always with him, and honestly
"and honestly" what?

"You were never planning on failing them, weren't you?"
"were"

"Well, Time to burst their bubbles and give them only one reward.
"time"

"However, you passed. And deserves a reward."
"And that deserves"

Danzo must find a new way to occupy himself as he is not legally allowed to send ROOT agents to mind you.
Danzo's new way to occupy himself: Illegally send ROOT agents to mind us. :V

[] Incomplete Plan
-[]Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.
--[] Make sure Naruto doesn't get dragged into a mine field
-[]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.
-[]The First Part (Naruto's Trust Issues): You are looking at Naruto in his home. "May I come in?"

Not sure how exactly to train any of them, so this plan is unfinished. Only thing I can think of is maybe working on Yakumo's physical ability to get her up to the point where, while she'll probably still be below average, she's at least passable and can do what she needs to. And even then, I'm not sure how viable that is because I don't remember the extent or cause of her physical frailty.

Mission is mostly out of distaste for options three through five and preference over option two. Also included a subvote here because that did actually happen in canon when Squad 7 were on a dog-sitting mission between the bell test and the Land of Waves arc.

Therapy is a must for this group, and aside from that, the main question for me was whose issues to tackle first. While Naruto's are probably the least severe, I think Sasuke's and Yakumo's are at the very least not as immediately pressing.

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-[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Chakra Control, get Sasuke started on water walking.Sauske is pretty fine all around, so we can get him specialized as a ninjutsu focus. And for that it will need chakra control.
He hasn't even learned tree walking yet! If you're going to have him work on his chakra control, start there, not with water walking!
 
[X] Plan Show Me What Ya Got
-[X] Naruto will be drilled in remedial academy lessons and beginner taijutsu/bukijutsu (weapons work) with experimentation to see what kind of jutsu he can use with his poor chakra control - chakra control comes later. One is needed to at least mitigate his flaws, the other exploits his strengths and is comparatively easy for a hyperactive kid to learn. Focus on experimenting with different weapons to see what works best for him, and demonstrate chakra flow as a goal to strive for. Further motivation will be done with offering taijutsu and ninjutsu as a reward for completing his course work, as well as offering to teach him the finer points of pranking for especially good work.
-[X] Sasuke will be drilled in basic chakra control and whatever level of nin-taijutsu is appropriate for his skill level. Nin-taijutsu will consist of training him to seamlessly interweave taijutsu with ninjutsu techniques. Careful sparring with Naruto will be conducted to help establish a potentially friendly rivalry.
-[X] Yakumo will be drilled in whatever chakra control level is appropriate for her skill level and beginner gen-taijutsu. Take care to help her interact with her second personality when it pops up, and see if basic meditation techniques helps deal with it.
-[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
-[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: It seems that Ayako has invited everyone from the meeting to her house to have some quality get-together time. It's been a while since that happened, and everyone appreciates her cooking. At least its ingredients are prepared for her.
-[X]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.

THESE KIDS NEED THERAPY. Let's get started. We can do the individual stuff for them when we've got a working baseline for what everyone can expect from each other.
 
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He hasn't even learned tree walking yet! If you're going to have him work on his chakra control, start there, not with water walking!
Nah, rather throw him in the deep end, and it'll aid his ego to be doing something he'll likely consistently fail at for a few weeks. I also personally consider Water Walking and Tree Walking to be about equally difficult. Like writing and typing are two skills that are related, but they do require different muscle memory.

@CanYouMeme QM requested plans not single votes
 
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Also I forgot Something:

Yakumo Leveled Up! As she has not reached Level Five yet, she will not gain access to her special traits or training options.
 
Also I forgot Something:

Yakumo Leveled Up! As she has not reached Level Five yet, she will not gain access to her special traits or training options.
I forgot we even had character sheets. @Magoose, would you mind marking those under Informational so that we can consult them easily?

[X] Plan Now Complete
-[X] Naruto will be drilled in remedial academy lessons and beginner taijutsu/bukijutsu (weapons work) with experimentation to see what kind of jutsu he can use with his poor chakra control - chakra control comes later. One is needed to at least mitigate his flaws, the other exploits his strengths and is comparatively easy for a hyperactive kid to learn. Focus on experimenting with different weapons to see what works best for him, and demonstrate chakra flow as a goal to strive for. Further motivation will be done with offering taijutsu and ninjutsu as a reward for completing his course work, as well as offering to teach him the finer points of pranking for especially good work.
-[X] Sasuke will be drilled in basic chakra control and whatever level of nin-taijutsu is appropriate for his skill level. Nin-taijutsu will consist of training him to seamlessly interweave taijutsu with ninjutsu techniques. Careful sparring with Naruto will be conducted to help establish a potentially friendly rivalry.
-[X] Yakumo will be drilled in whatever chakra control level is appropriate for her skill level and beginner gen-taijutsu. Take care to help her interact with her second personality when it pops up, and see if basic meditation techniques helps deal with it.
-[X]Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.
--[X] Make sure Naruto doesn't get dragged into a mine field
-[X]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.
-[X]The First Part (Naruto's Trust Issues): You are looking at Naruto in his home. "May I come in?"

My thanks to CanYouMeme for the Training actions. As for the rest, my previous reasoning stands, though to add on to Naruto, trust issues on his part will almost certainly make getting him to cooperate more difficult, which will interfere with everything else involving him.
 
[X] Plan: We should make the Team as annoying for Danzu as possible
-[X] Naruto: Train him in talk-no-jutsu.Danzo hates diplomancy
-[X] Sasuke: Train him in Counter espionage. No Root Agent will come near your Team, with Sharigan supported Spy hunting.
-[X] Yakumo: She needs a body for her Second personality.Teach her clone jutsus.
-[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard
-[X]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.
-[X] Go to Therapy: Dr. Kujo is surprised to see you again so soon.
 
Finally!
Because Sasuke we should train all the kids to not need their eyes to fight.
I like the Homage paperwork. Best way to punish educate Naruto.
 
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Finally!
Because Sasuke we should train all the kids to not need their eyes to fight.
I like the Homage paperwork. Best way to punish educate Naruto.
Sasuke: Why are you doing this? Why can't you be normal?

Yamato: I am normal I am making sure that everyone else is thinks your blind. Cause if they think your blind you can surprise them.
 
I mean if he buy in this idea that he is blind he may miss Orochimaru entirely. Question is who the snake would go afther then.
 
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