Xan stared at the... purple goat lady, but decided it was better not to answer right now.
Then she was found, again, staring at the living cartoon character as though it had grown a third head. Where the hell was this thing from - some old school Disney cartoon? It's voice sounded enough like... Mickey Mouse on helium.
At least neither of these things smelled human... they were skeeving her out enough, triggering that urge would just lead to...
Xan closed her eyes tightly, digging her nails into her palm as she tried to stop drifting into that train of thought.
Distracted from the bizarre trio, Xan flinched as she felt an unpleasant surge in her gut before looking at the garrishly dressed man. Gulping deeply, she lowered her eyes and shook her head.
Glad to be pulled away - even if it was back to the abomination trio - the haggard-looking woman raised a dark metal belt with a large oval buckle resembling a strange face, a mustache made of motorcycle handles sticking out the front and wide light purple eyes that faded into orange in the center, "...Yeah, I can fight."
'But my instincts are telling me if I want to survive this hellscape, it might be better to run...', she thought as she looked away, paranoia edging into her thoughts as she looked to the darkened corners of the blasted foyer.
"Well, that's great. Means we won't have to spend much time babysitting you." Carol's comment got her a glare from Lilac. "... what?"
The dragoness rolled her eyes. Still, Carol crossed her arms, noticing the way that the weird person was staring at them.
"Do I have something on my face or something? What's the problem?"
Lilac, guessing that Xan's flinch and general attitude was due to prejudice, decided to pre-empt things before Carol might offend Xan into saying or doing something they might all regret. "Look Carol, just drop it."
"Sheesh! Just wanted to know..."
Mugman
Mugman just nodded in response to what the gals were saying, he didn't know much about aliens other than what Hinda Burg summoned up when she went and became a moon, but that was alright. It just meant there was more to know!
"I'm swell thanks! What kind of cup would I be if I couldn't be drunk out of?" Mugman replies, letting go of his straw and letting it return to it's usual straight up position. Had they never met a cup before? After a moment, a thought comes to at Carol's reaction.
"Golly! If you think that's special, watch this!" He responds, feeling boastful himself as he strikes a
pose, grabbing his handle and holding it out above his torso.
Mugman pauses for a moment, lowering his head in front of his torso swirling the fluids contained in his mug around in idle thought.
"Well, I've got my Shots, and I've fought quite a few nasty folks just today with my buddy Cuphead while working as debt collectors, so I should be alright." After responding on his combat experience, he plopped his mug back onto his shoulders. This was a serious situation after all, probably life or death. He'd just beaten King Dice and the Devil though, so he was sure he could handle anything this world could throw at him!
"Golly! Are you a wrestler?" Mugman says in surprise and interest at what looked like some kind of oddball Championship Belt. He didn't know gals could be wrestlers!
"Whoa! Awesome!" went Carol, clearly impressed. "So your kind can detach their heads? That's really cool! I bet this come in handy for a lot of stuff!"
Lilac, meanwhile, looked... a bit more disturbed by what she was seeing.
However, before the duo could say or do anything else, the sound of gunfire filled the air. The reaction of the duo was pretty instantaneous. The dragoness's pupils shrunk to dots for a second and then, she ran to the door faster than any being on foot should possibly be able to.
"HEY!" went Carol before suddenly realizing what was gonna happen. "Oh dear. Please tell me you're not going to-"
"Not a chance!" went Lilac.
Then, she somehow begun to glow blue? Sparkles flew and circled as she curled up and begun to float in mid-air, a strange high-pitching whirring sound, like something building up, becoming audible. Then, as the sound reached its apex, Lilac shot out like a rocket, bursting out of the door like a living missile. She had went from standing still to faster than the speed of sound instantly... on foot. And before the eyes of the others, maintained this speed, again ON FOOT, her legs a half-circle blur as she dashed toward the source of the commotion.
The green feline sighed and facepalmed, as if used to such antics, shrugged, and then unsheated the rather ridiculously large blade she was carrying on her back.
"Sorry guys." she said, to the tacky shirt-wearing guy, the weird armor person, and the cute cartoon mug person. "But it seems I got to pull Lilac's tail out of the fire. Again."
She did a short leap... and swung her blade, which before the eyes of the others, re-arranged itself, taking the shape of a grey motorcycle. Carol wasted no time in driving right out of the building, going after her foolish, reckless dragon friend.
... and to think that Lilac believe that she's the reckless one!
Well, time to see in what kind of mess they got themselves in and what kind of weird alien has just run afoul of the local bad guys. Again.