SV in Shirou's Head. (Fate Stay Night UBW)

Who should Shirou's Servant be?

  • Saber (Original)

    Votes: 59 31.4%
  • Saber (Prototype)

    Votes: 28 14.9%
  • Caster (Tamamo)

    Votes: 39 20.7%
  • Assassin (Akemi Homura)

    Votes: 35 18.6%
  • Caster (Prisma Illya)

    Votes: 57 30.3%
  • Alien X (Troll option)

    Votes: 16 8.5%
  • Archer (Future Shirou)

    Votes: 43 22.9%
  • Random (Crossover)

    Votes: 19 10.1%
  • Shielder (Mash Kyreilight)

    Votes: 20 10.6%
  • Archer (Atalanta)

    Votes: 9 4.8%
  • Lelouch Vi Britania (Avenger)

    Votes: 16 8.5%
  • Karna (Lancer)

    Votes: 18 9.6%
  • Amakusa Shirou Tokisada (Ruler)

    Votes: 18 9.6%
  • Sasuke (Avenger)

    Votes: 7 3.7%
  • Beerus the Destroyer (Ruler)

    Votes: 10 5.3%
  • Taylor (Caster)

    Votes: 23 12.2%
  • Hyoudou Issei (Berserker) *Opposite of Ryuudou Issei

    Votes: 10 5.3%
  • Kirito (Saber)

    Votes: 7 3.7%
  • Sinon (Archer)

    Votes: 3 1.6%
  • Kanade Tachibana (Ruler)

    Votes: 6 3.2%

  • Total voters
    188
  • Poll closed .
Probably never. Rin only happened because we fucked up with Shirou.
i mean someone did send his reality marble through multi-space-time. gotta stop people from doing that

Edit:On another note i am yearning for a straight up story chapter were the voices go into a debate meeting room and just let shirou and company play out a day without our meta knowledge cuz i want to read more dynamics without our interference for now.
 
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Oh? Nothing is on fire anymore?

Other than the guy having a meta-concept identity crisis, it seems like things are going better here.

Let's see here... ah, your a Rin, right?

Ok, hello, my name is... well, the best translation is Rune. No, I do not know runic magic. Who do I look like, Odin?

Anyway, a couple of things:

First off, I am sorry for the property damage. I know that that Shirou is a limited edition, but one of my prisonmates got a bit over excited with adding decorations to it and broke it.

Secondly, Don't listen to any advice on how to get stronger from us. You can see how that turns out infront of your very eyes. Too be fair, the Emiya didn't really have a choice in the matter, so don't damage it any further.

Thirdly, I know it is tempting to go save the Sakura now that you have a swanky new Servant and all, and short of a Medea Lilly you have the best Servant to go deal with it, but you yourself are just not prepaired enough to handle it yet. As you are, you will be damaged beyond worth if you try.

Finally, the best way to fix something is to know why it's broken. Currently, the Emiya is suffering from knowing too much about its origin. Instead of organically discovering it's origin, it had all of it that information shoved into it at once. Currently, the Emiya is being warped beyond all belief due to knowing too much. However that kind of knowledge goes soul deep, as you should know. Honestly, your best shot at fixing the Emiya was to have an Aurtoria nearby. You better hope that your Archer knows pain breaker, otherwise you'll just have to wait it out.

Please do fix it, I'd hate to have my newest toy break so soon.

If you managed to fix it fast enough you can ask me a question. My answers come with no mind breaking guaranteed, though I might not be able to give you all the answers you desire.
 
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btw we should probably start rating things guys don't want it to be quiet in Rin's head right?
 
Ok, this is going too far... I'm not ROOT. That was a joke. I suppose you could call me KING ADMINISTRATOR. After all, I am the one who allowed the voices in Shirou's and your head.
 
But Zelretch thought my idea was fun. Aren't you guys having fun?

I am at least. I'm just commenting on how our brand of fun tends to be more than a little hazardous for those involved. Look at what we did to Shirou: not even a day in and he's having his arm replaced by swords.

This is fun and enjoyable for me, but people like Shirou, Rin, and Shiki kinda got the short end of the stick. Granted, they're Type-Moon characters and thus destined to suffer anyway, but it's the principal of the thing.
 
I am at least. I'm just commenting on how our brand of fun tends to be more than a little hazardous for those involved. Look at what we did to Shirou: not even a day in and he's having his arm replaced by swords.

This is fun and enjoyable for me, but people like Shirou, Rin, and Shiki kinda got the short end of the stick. Granted, they're Type-Moon characters and thus destined to suffer anyway, but it's the principal of the thing.

I'm having fun, if only fleeting and ultimately meaningless fun.

I'm not.
 
I'm having fun, if only fleeting and ultimately meaningless fun.

I'm not.
On another note is there truly no fun or interests you can attain from dabbling in the past while being in the head of a teenage boy? Romance? Culture? Inspiration? Knowledge?

I myself although anxious find it interesting that the Throne of Heroes can summon Heroes from the future

This is why I didn't play with the other kids when I was growing up. I would be having fun if I was playing with people who respected the toys we were playing with. A Shirou that can hear anybody other than itself is limited edition, and it's worth a lot less when you scuf it up like this.

To be fair the rules did say your message most be approved by atleast 3 people for you to be heard so do we up the ante to prevent more breakage?
 
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On another note is there truly no fun or interests you can attain from dabbling in the past while being in the head of a teenage boy? Romance? Culture? Inspiration? Knowledge?

I myself although anxious find it interesting that the Throne of Heroes can summon Heroes from the future

Nothing whatsoever. You see I know everything, I am connected to the Root and thus part of it. I have seen the records of Akasha and I have deemed everything to be uninteresting.

This is a sole exception if only because this event is just now being recorded in the records but only for a fleeting moment. Still though, it's a nice change of pace.

Where were you this whole time?

In hiding.
 
Nothing whatsoever. You see I know everything, I am connected to the Root and thus part of it. I have seen the records of Akasha and I have deemed everything to be uninteresting.

This is a sole exception if only because this event is just now being recorded in the records but only for a fleeting moment. Still though, it's a nice change of pace.

Where were you this whole time?

In hiding.

Even if you know how things will play out, that does not mean that you cannot find any enjoyment in experiencing them. Just because you've read a book doesn't mean that you can't enjoy a re-read. I know for a fact that the you over in the Heavens Hunter part of the omniverse quite enjoys going on adventures with Kirin or popping into his life every now and again. Is there any reason for you to be different and not find enjoyment in your experiences?

EDIT: Even if the end is predetermined, the act itself still has meaning.
 
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Hello Rin, my name is Ultramandalore, you need to be made aware that the Holy Grail system has been corrupted due to the fact that Servant Avenger from the third grail war was trapped inside the grail. Avenger is in fact the heroic spirit Angra Mainyu, who was in fact a common peasant from ancient Mesopotamia who was randomly chosen as the "source of all evil in the world" by his village and was tortured and sacrificed in a ritual, which became the basis for the myth of the evil god of Zoroastrianism . While he was not very powerful as a regular servant being trapped in the grail system has made him into a literal representation of all evil in the world by transforming him into a being comprised of six billion curses. The partial release of this creature was what caused the Fuyuki fire ten years ago. Kotomine Kirei is aware of this and is letting the grail war go forward because he believes that seeing Angra Mainyu released on the world will resolve a crises of faith he has had for most of his life.
 
Even if you know how things will play out, that does not mean that you cannot find any enjoyment in experiencing them. Just because you've read a book doesn't mean that you can't enjoy a re-read. I know for a fact that the you over in the Heavens Hunter part of the omniverse quite enjoys going on adventures with Kirin or popping into his life every now and again. Is there any reason for you to be different and not find enjoyment in your experiences?

EDIT: Even if the end is predetermined, the act itself still has meaning.

Well... There is some sense to what you have said. I do recall a time or perhaps an event that will happen where I was enlisted by a group Chaldea where I will become fond of a girl with orange hair. I think I will look forward to it.

If you know so much then do you know how to get out of this place?

Well, you could always "cut" your way out of here but that will unfortunately kill the person you are currently inside. The other way is to, quote on quote, "win the game," you'll figure it out.

Oh, you mean I can cut of here the whole time? Well that was easy, I'll just grab my... Hey, where did my knife go?

I believe our friend with the golden font took your knife away as is my sword. I believe for fun purposes so to speak. Well if I'm going to join this ride might as well introduce Rin to the wonders of a small interface device called a computer.

A what now?

A computer. It's this device that lets a person connect to the internet. You should know this, of course you're the kind of person who lives in a small apartment suite with only a bed, a mini fridge full of bottles of water and ice cream with a phone that you never, ever, use, oh and a pile of magazines.

I live a simple life. There's nothing wrong with that.
 
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Well... There is some sense to what you have said. I do recall a time or perhaps an event that will happen where I was enlisted by a group Chaldea where I will become fond of a girl with orange hair. I think I will look forward to it.

If you know so much then do you know how to get out of this place?

Well, you could always "cut" your way out of here but that will unfortunately kill the person you are currently inside. The other way is to, quote on quote, "win the game," you'll figure it out.

Oh, you mean I can cut of here the whole time? Well that was easy, I'll just grab my... Hey, where did my knife go?

I believe our friend with the golden font took your knife away as is my sword. I believe for fun purposes so to speak. Well if I'm going to join this ride might as well introduce Rin to the wonders of a small interface device called a computer.

A what now?

A computer. It's this device that lets a person connect to the internet. You should know this, of course you're the kind of person who lives in a small apartment suite with only a bed, a mini fridge full of bottles of water and ice cream with a phone that you never, ever, use, oh and a pile of magazines.

I live a simple life. There's nothing wrong with that.
Wait did you say Chaldea? Are you a Demi-Servant? Although not the most gifted magus of my team i am feeling power of a heroic spirit inside you but its not as pronounced as Da Vinci-san. If so did the Leyshift fail?
 
Wait did you say Chaldea? Are you a Demi-Servant? Although not the most gifted magus of my team i am feeling power of a heroic spirit inside you but its not as pronounced as Da Vinci-san. If so did the Leyshift fail?

It's very complicated. It involves Shiki becoming a landlord, a dream that exist at the end of the world, trying to extract servants out of Shiki's apartment (which was the Ogawa Mansion) because they did not want to pay rent. Due to the fact that it doesn't really make much of an inch of sense, me and Shiki can be recruited as 'pseudo servants' of sorts.

It's complicated.

What.
 
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Well Its seems some of them don't seem to be enjoying themselves should we enact Plan PM or plan SL My friend? and spice things up.
 
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Yo, I'm OverLord Wang-Yu, from my newest title onward, a newcomer in this madness XD

But anyway Tohsaka Rin, me and the others are, well, if you want a term, refer to us as "Observers", beings from an alternate realm that allow us to observe and even create, destroy or alter alternate realities such as yours, albeit don't worry, we won't destroy anything right now!^^U

We're currently struck on Emiya Shirou's head as advisers...or were because thanks to a certain incident, we're temporally struck with you, so yeah, sorry for our bad.

Anyway, the situation is quite dire so I'd suggest you help Shirou as soon as you can because he was actually honest and didn't deserve any of this, so please forgive him and help him if you can.

Also, I'm sorry to say this, but what you heard about Sakura, Zouken, Kirei and the others are indeed true, with the worst being that Shinji started abusing her as well sometime ago, and yes that does, unfortunately, mean THAT way as well...XC

BUT BEFORE ANYTHING, YOU MUST REMAIN CALM! I Know you're furious beyond belief, but rushing in blindly will lead to a literal DEAD END, SO YOU MUST CALM DOWN AND RATIONALIZE!

So before things DO get worse, might as well reveal another truth: Your mother Aoi ended up in her delirious, handicapped state because of Kirei's manipulations, here's the visual proof, albeit I'd suggest you to try your best to NOT rush against the Fake Priest YET:



So yeah, but don't be hard on Kariya, he was pretty much mind broken by Kirei and Zouken, especially the latter here, to which I again advise to KEEP CALM:



Once again, I'm sorry but at this point the truth had to be known, so please calm down, focus on healing Shirou and think rationally what to do in this situation...

GOOD LUCK!
 
Mind if I join this [Concept: Madness]?

Greetings. I am [Unit Designation: Primate Murder, Type: Abyss]. I have no idea what did that damn [Unit Designation: Administrator, Role: KING//ADMINISTRATOR] wants when it showed me the way here and come to think of it? I think [Unit Designation: Zelretch, Role: KALEIDOSCOPE] is at fault.


But nonetheless, you should run when you see my other counterpart, his/her name is Fou. At public, people call him that. But at private... *attempts to move near to the face but fails due to literally in the mind and currently incorporeal due to being in the mind* SPEAK THE GREATNESS THAT IS LORD EMPEROR OF MANKIND FOU! *KRAKOOM* YOU MUST GIVE HIM/HER HEADPATS AND YOU MUST GIVE THE BELLY RUBS AT HIS/HER TUMMY! Believe me, we actually like belly rubs.

Also at this current timeline, you will become a magical girl. No seriously, you have gained a familiar, me by the way, and you are now slowly on route on becoming one.

Quick make a contract or get that [Object Designation: KALEID-o-stick]!

Also, again, here are two [Unit Designation: Media, Object Type: Music/Song, Number: Two] that will totally not sums up [Unit Designation: Shirou]'s current state of [Concept: Mind] and [Concept: Being].

 
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