Space
A Golden Tear lands on a False star, making it an actual star and sentient. It can manifest an avatar.
It was unconventional, but the tear swerved and flew through the void, past pieces of debris, out of the solar system, and into a false star, everyone earth saw it transform, a single star became brighter that night
The Yellowstone Dragon traveled towards the strange thing, and witnessed it, it was a blue star, a real one, or at least close in appearance, straight lines of blue light floated around, organizing themselves into shapes and patterns with dots of blue light acting as points between them, like constellations
The blue star summoned a hard light construct resembling a pen and paper for each of them, and they wrote messages for eachother
"Existence/Universe is mostly desolate/empty, trying to figure things/stuff out, want to aide/help?"
"Why do you talk like that?"
"Answer the question/query"
"Okay, I'll help, but you gotta explain why you talk like that"
"NEVER"
Space
- The final frontier
- The void between the planets and false stars
- Debris and asteroids are out here
Yellowstone Dragon
- Works together with Azure Light
Azure Light
- A sapient star floating in space, far away and as big a continent
- Whatever its light touches it can perceive
- Can create and control little constellations which form shells of hard light based off what they're supposed to represent
- Works together with Yellowstone Dragon
Pacific Zone
Have the League Of Capitalistic Gain set up their first supply store filled with lesser versions of luxury items, their empire shall start small
And so they do, they set up a store and have trails of advertisement signs mass produced by the Living Factory, a multitude of people come over to check out the cloned wares, some were bandits
Those bandits had their limbs ripped off by the Demo-Rillas, one was sent off with a broken arm to spread the word that the League isn't to be messed with, and so the Basically Stealing Bazaar was formed, some people even joined up as employees, a cut of the spoils for their loyalty and hard work
X Basically Stealing
Basically Stealing Bazaar
- At and just inside the front entrance a bunch of stalls selling various items (Mostly lesser clones made by the Living Factory) are set up
League Of Capitalistic Gain
X - Most of the members are Demo-Rillas
- Most of the members are Demo-Rillas and opportunistic folk
male Demo-rillas embrace the masculine urge to dig and kickstart a mining industry
Raccoon-Trash-Man looked at the small group of Demo-Rillas all holding pickaxes and wearing little hardhats
"What are you guys doing?"
"We yearn for the mines, do not question our decision" they all then proceeded to jump out separate windows and charge for a potential digsite at high speeds, leaving Raccoon-Trash-Man alone
"Eh, more relaxation for me, more tea my good sir/mam/factory?" The abomination said, as Valentine held up an extra tea cup from their spot sitting next to the freak of nature
The Living Factory leaned down near the casino balcony overlooking the bazaar, making various mechanical noises that meant "I have no hunger in the conventional sense, only hunger for PROFIT!"
"I'll take that as a yes"
Demo-Rilla Digsite
- A large amount of Demo-Rilla's run this mining operation
- An expansion of the League Of Capitalistic Gain
- Made on a whim by the Demo-Rillas
Mountain Zone
Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Sanford and Deimos, two more guys who are capable of incredible violence, get into a fight with 83 people after a flying party lands on their car.
Diluted, thus Sanford and Deimos accidentally crash into the party from above, their electric car ran out of power (Gas can go bad after a bit so they had to use one of those, took awhile for them to power it, and now it's totaled)
They were driving on a cliffside highway and Deimos heard rave music from below while at the wheel, missed a turn while shaking his head to the beat, killed a bunch of partygoers, things escalated and now half of everyone there is dead, Sparkle~Horn is having a lunch break so she ain't helping till she finishes her beans
And Tricky was now hitting Sanford repeatedly with a squeaky hammer while the minions held him still
"Stop it! This is very mildly inconvenient!"
"I'll save you!"
Deimos quickly brutalized the ravers with the dead body of another partygoer and went for tricky, but as he got close to the clown, his arm twisted like a pretzel and he fell to the ground screaming in pain
Sanford tried to grab the gun he always brings along but it was taken out of his, he was somehow up straight, and he was shot in the knee
Sparkle~Horn threw away the firearm, which went off and killed a partygoer who was pretending to be dead during the conflict, and grabbed them both by the hair, she looked towards Tricky for input
"Just throw them in a river, we've got to clean the party stuff up"
Before the duo knew it, they were shoved into a river and started to float down stream, bumping into rocks and other things caught in the river, like raccoons
Soon awhile away from Tricky, Deimos and Sanford crawled back onto dry line, coughing up water and treating each others injuries
Sanford
- An intelligent strategist with a slightly more noticeable lower lip
- Skilled at great amounts of violence
- Wears a black bandana and glasses
- Partners with Deimos
Deimos
- A brave and skilled fighter
- Skilled at great amounts of violence
- Wears a hat with head bandages underneath
- Partners with Deimos
Drop a golden tear on a bear.
A group of supposed forest rangers and scouts with a belief in a talking bear decide to take up creating a supposedly unbiased newspaper....and the worship of fruits and berries. Supposedly.
It hits and it scores! Woooooo, the first try lands!
The bear walks forward into the woods and looks at various newspapers talking about bears that speak and how berries and fruits are holy, then stared at the burning rubble and at a dead ranger, the bear stood on its hind legs, took the hat, marched into the rubble and came back with a bunch of little scouts
Turns out some raiders disliked the concept of biased information network and thus burnt down the camp, the camp counselors, and the campers, but luckily something smarter than the average bear came along, a week later
The kids were lined up and saluting in the centre of their now repaired came, the bear now wearing the counselor hat and uniform, yelling like a drill sergeant "Who is smarter than the average bear!?"
"You are sir!"
"Who is gonna train in wilderness survival so hard that they can survive for a lifetime on nothing but a drop of water in a fucking pit of fire!?"
"We are sir!"
"Who is gonna be the best, most helpful, most polite scouts in the motherfucking world!?"
"We are sir!"
"Deus Vermini damn right! Now all you give me twenty!"
"One or two handed push ups sir!?"
"JARS OF HONEY, GET SCAVENGING!"
Counselor Ursa
- Bear dressed like a camp counselor and standing on their hind legs
- Has the abilities of a bear
- Also has a myriad of supernatural survival techniques which can allow one ridiculous illogical advantages in the wilderness, like how to suplex animals 10 times your size and strength, how to survive on literal breadcrumbs for months, and how to fashion deadly masterpieces of weaponry from bark, leaves, and twigs
- The craziest part of this, is that he can spread this knowledge! But it requires lots of time and effort to get right
- Smarter than the average bear, thus is the leader of the Cub Scouts
- Likes honey
Cub Camp
- A reconstructed campground comprising multiple log cabins, a honey farm, a giant pyre in the centre, a wooden wall, all constructed single handedly by Counselor Ursa
- Home to a bunch of young scouts and Counselor Ursa
- Main base of the Cub Scouts
Cub Scouts
- Led by Counselor Bear after he saved the original members from a fire, then ate the raiders that caused it
- Composed mainly of young children
- Most members have supernatural survival techniques taught by Ursa, though they all have at the very least some competency in survival
Central Zone
Oldville loots a military fort
While on a trip some scouts from Oldville find an abandoned military base and check it out, and one finds the armoury, then drops to their knees and thanks Saint Sinatra as loudly as possible, attracting the other scouts to the same room, they proceeded to loot the place and came back home with a fuck ton of guns and ammo
People Of Oldville
- Got a fuck ton of military weaponry
Billy attempts to tame a small colony of Voles that were attracted to the farm by the potatoes.
He attempts to offer the voles potatoes as a show of goodwill, and to do what Jeremiah did with the crows, but it ends up with Feldari having to activate a bunch of death hexes to clean out all the voles attempting to consume all the crops in the field after Billy mistakenly thought he made them loyal
The dejected Billy is patted on the back by a sympathetic Cletus, who was holding something behind his back, and revealed it to be Timmy, the only vole that didn't march off to eat the crops (Which Cletus definitely did NOT secretly stop from going into the field to make his brother feel better, if you say otherwise you're a liar)
Billy
- Has a pet vole named Timmy
A Golden tear lands on the Vulcan statue in Birmingham, Alabama.
It strikes true and VULCAN LIVES!
They get up their body wreathed in flames, walking off into the distance to find sub-par craftsmanship to criticize for fun, which resulted in the Gator-Tron Trio crying oil a couple weeks laters, since Vulcan made fun of their their design and craftsmanship, like how they look like knock-off power rangers
And their weapons are each pretty damn basic, just regular ones with lasers replacing certain parts
And don't get him started on their combined form
Vulcan
- Living statue of the god Vulcan
- Greatly skilled at crafting, especially forging stuff
- Has the ability to add heat based abilities to his creations at will
- Is like Gordon Ramsey to artisans
East Zone
A Golden tear lands on a Sakura Tree.
The wood absorbs the divine blessing, and with a flash of bright light it transforms
It's now something walking talking plant man with the head of a cherry blossom tree, wearing a hakama, the blessed tree wanders off into the distance and past the leftover bits of lincoln and the flytraps fight to go search for purpose in life, for something to wield their blade and many small blades for
Blossom Swordsman
- Humanoid entity with the head of a cherry blossom tree
- Incredible sword skills and dexterity
- Can summon a storm of razor sharp cherry blossom petals at will, and manipulate them a significant degree
- Likes reading murder mystery novels