Supermerica: A riot quest

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Scheduled vote count started by Donald Darf on Aug 4, 2023 at 10:25 PM, finished with 23 posts and 10 votes.

  • [X] A Golden Tear lands on a False star, making it an actual star and sentient. It can manifest an avatar.
    [X] Oldville loots a military fort
    [X] Billy attempts to tame a small colony of Voles that were attracted to the farm by the potatoes.
    [X] A Golden tear lands on a Sakura Tree.
    [X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Sanford and Deimos, two more guys who are capable of incredible violence, get into a fight with 83 people after a flying party lands on their car.
    [X] Have the League Of Capitalistic Gain set up their first supply store filled with lesser versions of luxury items, their empire shall start small
    [X] Drop a golden tear on a bear.
    [X] A group of supposed forest rangers and scouts with a belief in a talking bear decide to take up creating a supposedly unbiased newspaper....and the worship of fruits and berries. Supposedly.
    [X]male Demo-rillas embrace the masculine urge to dig and kickstart a mining industry
 
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Space

A Golden Tear lands on a False star, making it an actual star and sentient. It can manifest an avatar.
It was unconventional, but the tear swerved and flew through the void, past pieces of debris, out of the solar system, and into a false star, everyone earth saw it transform, a single star became brighter that night

The Yellowstone Dragon traveled towards the strange thing, and witnessed it, it was a blue star, a real one, or at least close in appearance, straight lines of blue light floated around, organizing themselves into shapes and patterns with dots of blue light acting as points between them, like constellations

The blue star summoned a hard light construct resembling a pen and paper for each of them, and they wrote messages for eachother

"Existence/Universe is mostly desolate/empty, trying to figure things/stuff out, want to aide/help?"
"Why do you talk like that?"
"Answer the question/query"
"Okay, I'll help, but you gotta explain why you talk like that"
"NEVER"

Space
- The final frontier
- The void between the planets and false stars
- Debris and asteroids are out here

Yellowstone Dragon
- Works together with Azure Light

Azure Light
- A sapient star floating in space, far away and as big a continent
- Whatever its light touches it can perceive
- Can create and control little constellations which form shells of hard light based off what they're supposed to represent
- Works together with Yellowstone Dragon

Pacific Zone

Have the League Of Capitalistic Gain set up their first supply store filled with lesser versions of luxury items, their empire shall start small
And so they do, they set up a store and have trails of advertisement signs mass produced by the Living Factory, a multitude of people come over to check out the cloned wares, some were bandits

Those bandits had their limbs ripped off by the Demo-Rillas, one was sent off with a broken arm to spread the word that the League isn't to be messed with, and so the Basically Stealing Bazaar was formed, some people even joined up as employees, a cut of the spoils for their loyalty and hard work

X Basically Stealing
Basically Stealing Bazaar

- At and just inside the front entrance a bunch of stalls selling various items (Mostly lesser clones made by the Living Factory) are set up

League Of Capitalistic Gain
X - Most of the members are Demo-Rillas
- Most of the members are Demo-Rillas and opportunistic folk

male Demo-rillas embrace the masculine urge to dig and kickstart a mining industry
Raccoon-Trash-Man looked at the small group of Demo-Rillas all holding pickaxes and wearing little hardhats
"What are you guys doing?"
"We yearn for the mines, do not question our decision" they all then proceeded to jump out separate windows and charge for a potential digsite at high speeds, leaving Raccoon-Trash-Man alone
"Eh, more relaxation for me, more tea my good sir/mam/factory?" The abomination said, as Valentine held up an extra tea cup from their spot sitting next to the freak of nature
The Living Factory leaned down near the casino balcony overlooking the bazaar, making various mechanical noises that meant "I have no hunger in the conventional sense, only hunger for PROFIT!"
"I'll take that as a yes"

Demo-Rilla Digsite
- A large amount of Demo-Rilla's run this mining operation
- An expansion of the League Of Capitalistic Gain
- Made on a whim by the Demo-Rillas

Mountain Zone
Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Sanford and Deimos, two more guys who are capable of incredible violence, get into a fight with 83 people after a flying party lands on their car.
Diluted, thus Sanford and Deimos accidentally crash into the party from above, their electric car ran out of power (Gas can go bad after a bit so they had to use one of those, took awhile for them to power it, and now it's totaled)
They were driving on a cliffside highway and Deimos heard rave music from below while at the wheel, missed a turn while shaking his head to the beat, killed a bunch of partygoers, things escalated and now half of everyone there is dead, Sparkle~Horn is having a lunch break so she ain't helping till she finishes her beans

And Tricky was now hitting Sanford repeatedly with a squeaky hammer while the minions held him still
"Stop it! This is very mildly inconvenient!"
"I'll save you!"
Deimos quickly brutalized the ravers with the dead body of another partygoer and went for tricky, but as he got close to the clown, his arm twisted like a pretzel and he fell to the ground screaming in pain
Sanford tried to grab the gun he always brings along but it was taken out of his, he was somehow up straight, and he was shot in the knee

Sparkle~Horn threw away the firearm, which went off and killed a partygoer who was pretending to be dead during the conflict, and grabbed them both by the hair, she looked towards Tricky for input

"Just throw them in a river, we've got to clean the party stuff up"

Before the duo knew it, they were shoved into a river and started to float down stream, bumping into rocks and other things caught in the river, like raccoons
Soon awhile away from Tricky, Deimos and Sanford crawled back onto dry line, coughing up water and treating each others injuries

Sanford
- An intelligent strategist with a slightly more noticeable lower lip
- Skilled at great amounts of violence
- Wears a black bandana and glasses
- Partners with Deimos

Deimos
- A brave and skilled fighter
- Skilled at great amounts of violence
- Wears a hat with head bandages underneath
- Partners with Deimos

Drop a golden tear on a bear.
A group of supposed forest rangers and scouts with a belief in a talking bear decide to take up creating a supposedly unbiased newspaper....and the worship of fruits and berries. Supposedly.

It hits and it scores! Woooooo, the first try lands!

The bear walks forward into the woods and looks at various newspapers talking about bears that speak and how berries and fruits are holy, then stared at the burning rubble and at a dead ranger, the bear stood on its hind legs, took the hat, marched into the rubble and came back with a bunch of little scouts

Turns out some raiders disliked the concept of biased information network and thus burnt down the camp, the camp counselors, and the campers, but luckily something smarter than the average bear came along, a week later

The kids were lined up and saluting in the centre of their now repaired came, the bear now wearing the counselor hat and uniform, yelling like a drill sergeant "Who is smarter than the average bear!?"
"You are sir!"
"Who is gonna train in wilderness survival so hard that they can survive for a lifetime on nothing but a drop of water in a fucking pit of fire!?"
"We are sir!"
"Who is gonna be the best, most helpful, most polite scouts in the motherfucking world!?"
"We are sir!"
"Deus Vermini damn right! Now all you give me twenty!"
"One or two handed push ups sir!?"
"JARS OF HONEY, GET SCAVENGING!"

Counselor Ursa
- Bear dressed like a camp counselor and standing on their hind legs
- Has the abilities of a bear
- Also has a myriad of supernatural survival techniques which can allow one ridiculous illogical advantages in the wilderness, like how to suplex animals 10 times your size and strength, how to survive on literal breadcrumbs for months, and how to fashion deadly masterpieces of weaponry from bark, leaves, and twigs
- The craziest part of this, is that he can spread this knowledge! But it requires lots of time and effort to get right
- Smarter than the average bear, thus is the leader of the Cub Scouts
- Likes honey

Cub Camp
- A reconstructed campground comprising multiple log cabins, a honey farm, a giant pyre in the centre, a wooden wall, all constructed single handedly by Counselor Ursa
- Home to a bunch of young scouts and Counselor Ursa
- Main base of the Cub Scouts

Cub Scouts
- Led by Counselor Bear after he saved the original members from a fire, then ate the raiders that caused it
- Composed mainly of young children
- Most members have supernatural survival techniques taught by Ursa, though they all have at the very least some competency in survival

Central Zone
Oldville loots a military fort
While on a trip some scouts from Oldville find an abandoned military base and check it out, and one finds the armoury, then drops to their knees and thanks Saint Sinatra as loudly as possible, attracting the other scouts to the same room, they proceeded to loot the place and came back home with a fuck ton of guns and ammo

People Of Oldville
- Got a fuck ton of military weaponry

Billy attempts to tame a small colony of Voles that were attracted to the farm by the potatoes.
He attempts to offer the voles potatoes as a show of goodwill, and to do what Jeremiah did with the crows, but it ends up with Feldari having to activate a bunch of death hexes to clean out all the voles attempting to consume all the crops in the field after Billy mistakenly thought he made them loyal

The dejected Billy is patted on the back by a sympathetic Cletus, who was holding something behind his back, and revealed it to be Timmy, the only vole that didn't march off to eat the crops (Which Cletus definitely did NOT secretly stop from going into the field to make his brother feel better, if you say otherwise you're a liar)

Billy
- Has a pet vole named Timmy

A Golden tear lands on the Vulcan statue in Birmingham, Alabama.
It strikes true and VULCAN LIVES!

They get up their body wreathed in flames, walking off into the distance to find sub-par craftsmanship to criticize for fun, which resulted in the Gator-Tron Trio crying oil a couple weeks laters, since Vulcan made fun of their their design and craftsmanship, like how they look like knock-off power rangers
And their weapons are each pretty damn basic, just regular ones with lasers replacing certain parts

And don't get him started on their combined form

Vulcan
- Living statue of the god Vulcan
- Greatly skilled at crafting, especially forging stuff
- Has the ability to add heat based abilities to his creations at will
- Is like Gordon Ramsey to artisans

East Zone
A Golden tear lands on a Sakura Tree.
The wood absorbs the divine blessing, and with a flash of bright light it transforms

It's now something walking talking plant man with the head of a cherry blossom tree, wearing a hakama, the blessed tree wanders off into the distance and past the leftover bits of lincoln and the flytraps fight to go search for purpose in life, for something to wield their blade and many small blades for

Blossom Swordsman
- Humanoid entity with the head of a cherry blossom tree
- Incredible sword skills and dexterity
- Can summon a storm of razor sharp cherry blossom petals at will, and manipulate them a significant degree
- Likes reading murder mystery novels
 
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Actions 6
Choose a course of action for this turn

[] Drop a golden tear on Old Man Jenkins

[] Have Ursa teach the scouts how to decimate undead marrow eating werewolves

[] Drop a golden tear on someone and give them something energy based

[] Drop a golden tear on a sheep and give them something cult-based

[] Have the Blossom Swordsman fight with the Gator-Tron Trio to test its skills

[] Write-in
 
[X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank gets into a fight with 132 people on a train being driven by Tricky.
 
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[X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank gets into a fight with 132 people on a train being driven by Tricky.
That will be difficult to justify considering multiple things, like operating it, having Tricky managing to convince that many people to come over despite how the other parties went, powering the train, and how Hank found Tricky there since he is supposedly going for a drop off point for speaker stuff and it has been awhile
I will definitely work on it but expect dilution

Him setting up the train route on the tracks properly ain't a problem for me, the train derailing cause Tricky thought it crashing would be funny seems in character as far as I know

Also Hank is single handedly just lowering the population on the regular
 
[X] Drop a golden tear on a Queen Bee to form a type of quality obsessed super bee thats larger and can create even more plentiful honey, who strikes a deal with Ursa and the Scouts.


...Yeah I might end up focusing on the scouts for a bit, see how long that lasts. Of course I'm wanting to do something that somehow involves honey. Which somehow translated to big on quality bees with the thought of one way to prove their honey is superior is to of course provide it. So making a deal with the scouts to provide honey as a means to prove their quality and all that.

Thats my thoughts anyways.


...Can already see a likelihood of not liking those who go more low quality...
 

Scheduled vote count started by Donald Darf on Aug 8, 2023 at 11:23 PM, finished with 14 posts and 7 votes.

  • [X] Drop a Golden tear on a plane and make something plant based.
    [X] Golden Tear on a bear near the comrades of the hammer.
    [X] Drop a Golden Tear on Timmy and give him something digging based.
    [X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank gets into a fight with 132 people on a train being driven by Tricky.
    [X] Drop a golden tear on a Queen Bee to form a type of quality obsessed super bee thats larger and can create even more plentiful honey, who strikes a deal with Ursa and the Scouts.
    [X] The Lava Dragon and Azure Light begin to mess with those in Supermerica.
 
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Pacific Zone

Drop a Golden tear on a plane and make something plant based.
It hits, the plane has been left there for months and finally it gets some use, though not the conventional kind, its at least something
The plane reforms, turning green, with many flowers growing on its back, and some random hippie looking lady found it, they hopped inside and checked the place out, and once they entered the cockpit a vine plugged directly into her spine

"Woah, a symbiotic bond with a plant plane, duuuuuudeeeeee.... that is fucking awesome!"
She did not mind, and together as they traversed the skies, all plants below their trail flourished, growing across buildings, roads, and small animals that were still for too long

Wandering groups of the hungry follow behind, eating the ripe edible plants and the animals attracted to the Petal Plane's trails

Flora
- A lady who looks and acts like she is constantly high, is not, just a very weird person
- Knows a vast amount about plants
- Has a symbiotic relationship with the Petal Plane

Petal Plane
- Plane mixed blessed a bunch of plant-like properties
- Needs no fuel, just performs photosynthesis
- Can form a symbiotic bond with a pilot to be controlled
- When it flies, it causes plants below to grow rapidly, causing great amounts of overgrowth

Mountain Zone

Golden Tear lands on a bear near the comrades of the hammer.
It hits and the bear walks towards the Comrades Of The Hammer as they were going about their day, and it jumped into the centre of their gathering, a couple fled but some stayed staring at the bear as it shook, Beppi had the entire group construct and 11 foot pole and together they poked the bear from afar
The bear became a fine mist that most of the Comrades there breathed in by accident, and after the panic from such a strange event multiple people who breathed it in turned into bear men, but they were all calmed down from the loudest roar of all, coming from Beppi

She had transformed as well, and used her now imposing size and strength to make the others stop freaking the fuck out, and once they were all calm, the were-bears turned back to normal

Beppi found these new abilities very useful, as the strength helped in many situations and attracted many new members who found that allying with giant tough bear people to be a very good idea considering the regular amount of murder in the area

Were-Bears
- First created when a blessed bear turned into mist and was breathed in by some communists
- They're people with the ability to transform into large humanoid bear people if they focus or get very emotional, with great strength and endurance
- They can pass it on to their descendants

Comrades Of The Hammer
X - Mainly small wandering groups of scholars and hard workers that like the idea
- Mainly small wandering groups of scholars and hard workers that like the idea, some of which are Were-bears

Beppi
- Is also a Were-Bear

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank gets into a fight with 132 people on a train being driven by Tricky.
Diluted a bit
There was this group of people who were working on restoring an old timey train and some railroads, aka a bunch of members of the Comrades Of The Hammer wanted to ride an old locomotive, with the strength of the Were-Bears they did a pretty good job, and the communists all hopped onto the train they all worked so hard to build
Then Tricky hijacked the damn thing to get the hell away from Hank who had successfully interrogated then threw Jebediah in a ravine (Don't worry the jesus-scientist lived, just in pain)

Sparkle¬Horn had a cold and kinda needed some rest, so Tricky gave her a break today while he collected his suspiciously late speaker upgrades, then Hank showed up which began a chase, which kickstarted the current scenario

Tricky's hijacking was unnoticed, but Hank was never one for stealth, as the large vehicle started moving the Comrades tried to throw Hank off, but he was getting that fucking clown, which resulted in him activating his ability, and causing a slaughter one train car at a time, killing the many Comrades aboard

He used his strength to rip off the arm of a Were-Bear and shove it through their head, he grinded multiple heads into the cliff face that the tracks ran alongside, and made a intestines decorate the place with some kicks, remember his ability increases his strength according to the amount of people currently in a frenzy, read that part of the Supermerica informational

And soon he arrived at the front of the train, leaving many dead and injured in his wake, finally he would put an end to Tricky and get his , he then got a knife in the shoulder, which pierced his skin cause the frenzy wore off on his other victims during his walk to the engine, so yeah no absolute super strength in that moment, only a really pissed off clown with a knife

Despite Hank's slightly increased strength, the frenzy he put Tricky into made him a formidable foe, and Hank was thrown off the train, losing an arm in the process, and Tricky recovered hours later in the wreckage of a crashed train

Hank
- Has only one arm

Central Zone

Drop a Golden tear on The Spirit of Detroit.
It hits, and it begins to move, the golden figures in its hands glowing with divine might, wobbling as it took its first steps, and it desired WORSHIP! For it was the God Of Detroit, which if you think about it, kinda sucks as a title, who the hell wants to be god of that?
Seriously, the place sucks ass

The God Of Detroit
- The Spirit Of Detroit statue, blessed with life
- Is quite charismatic when it comes to large ignorant crowds and city folk
- Knows some trivia about detroit
- Has the ability to manipulate matter in detroit to a small degree, the strength of their Detroit-Bending increases according to the amount of people worshipping them

Drop a Golden Tear on Timmy and give him something digging based.
Billy's pet vole gets hit, and suddenly gains a small miners helmet and pickaxe much to the surprise of their red headed owner, who tried to tell his brother "Jeremiah! Cletus! Timmy is all grown up and ready for the mines!"

"Yeah yeah that's great bud" Jeremiah was half listening, just laying on a table on the porch getting body both a tan and a back rub from Feldari, it was a break day and he will relax dammit! Cletus noticed, he just didn't care about the miner thing

Timmy
- Billy's pet vole
- Can summon a tiny miner's helmet and pickaxe when needed
- Can detect ores and minerals vaguely within a 50 meter radius
- Has incredible strength and endurance when digging, allowing Timmy to labour in the mines better then most common workers

Drop a golden tear on a Queen Bee to form a type of quality obsessed super bee that's larger and can create even more plentiful honey, who strikes a deal with Ursa and the Scouts.
It hits, and spontaneous evolution occurs, rapidly the queen transforms from a simple insect to the size of a dog, producing plentiful honey and new larger bumblebees, all stressing over the honey's quality, the queen renamed herself Ceo of Hex-Corp and the hives became larger with a more modern look, constantly attempting to make better honey

Counselor Ursa and the Cub Scouts find them during a regular honey search, and soon form a partnership, the Cub Camp protects and accommodates the hives in exchange for honey and wax, and thus an alliance was born

Ceo Hexina
- Dog sized queen bee with spectacles, a little crown, and a suit
- Member of the Buzzle species
- Ceo of Hex-Corp
- Obsessed with making quality honey and is always stressed

Buzzles
- Dog sized bumblebees with human-like intelligence and an obsession with working and producing better honey
- All adorable but constantly stressed
- Produce more plentiful honey then regular bees

Hex-Corp
- Buzzle run business dedicated to making more better honey more often
- Comprised entirely of Buzzles
- Has an alliance with the Cub Scouts

Cub Camp
- Has a bunch of hexagonal Buzzle hives thanks to an alliance with Hex-Corp

Cub Scouts
- Has an alliance with Hex-Corp

East Zone

The Lava Dragon and Azure Light begin to mess with those in Supermerica.
"Dear any higher beings that can hear and hopefully exist, please tell me what I must do to stop this feeling of aimlessness in life!" A lost man asked the stars, and he was answered a long serpentine creature, the Yellowstone Dragon, being lowered on a platform of hard light built around a large circular constellation and spoke

"Thy/your prayers have been answered, go to the nearest/closest bbq-cult church, and fill/garnish the food with the sugar/contents of this bag/sack" A constellation dropped what seemed to be a bag of cocaine stolen from an abandoned drug lab

"Uh-uh are you sure?"
"PROCEED/CONTINUE"
The lost man scampered off to do just that

Space

"Oh my Deus! He- HAHAHAHAHHH! HE FELL FOR IT" Said Azure Light, who really enjoyed that knee slapper of a prank on the humans, well not much of a knee slapper if neither you or your friend has knees
"HOLY/DIVINE SHIT LOOK/PERCEIVE AT THEM, one of those little idiots/fools is acting like they can taste colour!"
"This was a great use of time!"
 
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[X] Drop a golden tear on a group of moles near the location of the cub scouts, leading to a rather peaceful and kind group with an interest in adorable outfits to mine and refine in while they sing, in their underground lives.


My other ideal involved a cross fox. Do wonder where this'll all eventually lead too....admitedly the 7 dwarves kinda also entered my mind as well, which is where elements such as singing came from.

edit:...The 7 Moles...?
 
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