Supermerica: A riot quest

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Pacific Zone

A golden tear falls onto a now abandoned automotives factory.
The tear thinks into the machinery, a couple wanderers camping out within the building panic as the machinery begins to grow and expand rapidly, tumours made of cogs, wires, and steel overwhelm the poor wanderers, crushing them into pulp within the machine, the factory begins to shake and 19 long spider-like legs made of steel jut out of it, the living factory had become a bronze colour and now released red steam into the air, and it begins to wander California, before encountering something even more horrid than itself

"Hi there" Raccoon-Trash-Man said, greeting the factory
It replied back in the grinding of gears, harmonized clicks from activated and deactivated internal lights, and the puff of red steam, if translated its name would be so disgusting that it would even shock Epstein
"I'm Raccoon-Trash-Man, wanna be friends? I only have my reflection to talk too and I hate that thing"
The living factory nodded in agreement, companions would be beneficial in navigating existence, it leaned down and allowed the creature into its internal chambers, full of steam pipes, and conveyor belts with scanners
Raccoon-Trash-Man throws their lucky coin onto the conveyor when prompted by a screen on the wall, the coin is scanned and a ton of copies with half the original value are produced

Together they wander the california countryside scaring the locals

Raccoon-Trash-Man
- Bffs with The Living Factory

The Living Factory
- Formerly an inanimate automotives factory, now a giant bronze metallic nightmare with 19 legs, releasing red steam into the air, said red steam if breathed will cause hallucinations about working in a dangerous factory that treats its employees like trash
- Bffs with Raccoon-Trash-Man
- Has the ability to scan up to 10 items and mass produce copies of a lower quality without a need for resources to help create them, they can replace a scanned item with another scan if there is not enough room for a new one, but to re-use an old schematic they must have the original item, cause scanning a copy just makes worse copies
- Likes the game monopoly, and wishes to run a capitalistic empire

Mountain Zone

Drop a golden tear on some random person
It splashes upon her head, and unknowingly she is blessed, she awakened without a name, born without any skills and lost in a world she barely survives in, the only good thing that came upon her was that before getting killed by some bandits who were pissed she didn't have any cool stuff, the tears decided to bless her, like she heard they did in the other far off places in the world

Her hair turns pink and white, like swirls of cotton candy or something, a sparkling horn pops out of her head, and the bandits laugh, before one gets impaled through the throat in seconds by a horn rotating like a drill, the other bandits attempt to retaliate, but as they raise their weapons they see their knives, bats, and other tool for murder were used against them
The leader tried running away but had his legs broken by having his second in command thrown at his legs at such speed it shattered the bones in his legs and broke all the remaining ones in his friend's body

She proceeded to drag the leader to a rock before stomping his head into it, the girl sat there, she mostly blanked out for that fight and was preoccupying herself from the pain in her arms and legs from such a confrontation, staring at the highspeed sparkles swirling between her fingertips

A hand is extended to her, and a man with makeup and silly red hair
"I saw what you did there kid, gotta say I'm impressed, wanna job?"
She nodded, she did not have much else to do
"Great! What's ya name?"
She shrugged
"A nameless one, I see, welp I'll call you Sparkle~Horn!" He said with some flair in his voice
She accepted his hand and followed
"You'll make great help for some ideas of mine, it's gonna be FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAH!"
"You're weird"
"........ Well I at least know you ain't mute, and whoops almost forgot to introduce myself! Names Tricky. Tricky The Clown"

Sparkle~Horn
- Pink and white hair like swirling cotton candy, tied into a ponytail, also has a unicorn horn
- The unicorn horn rotates like a drill
- She generates sparkles around her, these sparkles can accelerate things they come in contact with at her command, but mostly her, she can travel real fast when coating herself in them, and rotate her horn really fast, she could throw something while covering it in sparkles to make it go faster, but it only makes things faster, it does not protect them, she could get injured if she goes too fast
- Mostly quiet, fears horses
- Works for Tricky The Clown cause she does not have much better to do

Tricky The Clown
- Woke up with the clown paint on, will not remove it
- Possibly (Definitely) insane and one helluva party animal
- Also a DJ
- Is Sparkle~Horn's boss cause she does not have much better to do

Drop a golden tear on Hank
Hank gets hit by the tear and is blessed as he napped, awakening the monster, he does not feel different, he stares at a passing lovey dovey couple, they begin to murder each other brutally thanks to the unconscious activation of his ability, he enjoys watching it and reaches to his left to play some tunes

The boombox is gone, there is only a note that said
"Dear unlucky guy, I needed spare speaker parts for my club, so I had Sparkle~Horn run around looking for those, she probably took yours and left one of the those I told her to leave for those who I had her steal from to tell you all, I'm not sorry and go fuck yourself, yours truly Tricky The Clown"

Hank was going to do things to that clown that would make Deus Vermini shed so many tears that this entire world would be become blessed

Hank
- Has a small radius around him that sends others into a violent hysteria for a short while, the more people currently affected by the rage the stronger he gets, those with strong wills can resist or at least aim this rage at a preferable target

Lava Golems form in the Magma-Hive with the ability to shoot lava from their obsidian bodies and cool it to form obsidian weaponry
A bit diluted, the magma hive doesn't evolve that extremely but some changes are seen in the current generation of Flutter-Flames by a couple scholars from the Comrades
For example, they now fly far lower, and it seems they've become larger, with small obsidian shards in their wings

Flutter-Flames
X - They look like an inferno trying to mimic a butterfly, and they're beautiful
X - Fly around Yellowstone at night, dancing in the skies,
X - Can make their flame wings change shape up to the size of 7 toddlers, helps if they wanna express themselves, communicate, or burn something
- They look like an inferno trying to mimic a butterfly, and about the size of a small cat, with obsidian shards in their wings, and they're beautiful
- Fly around Yellowstone at night, gliding across the mountaintops
- Can make their flame wings change shape up to the size of 7 toddlers, and manipulate the obsidian shards within, helps if they wanna express themselves, communicate, cut, or burn something
- They can also fire and squirt lava and or shards from their wings if they wish, but it weakens them so they must rest after that

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank bandages his injured arm and then fights his way through 83 people to reach Tricky, an undead clown DJ.
He ain't undead, but he sure as hell is a clown DJ being hunted by Hank
The front of Club-Clowning-On-Ya erupts into violence and gore as the people in line bite faces and fingers off, Hank kicks through the door and causes the dancing partygoers to tear each other apart while tearing up the dance floor with their moods, Hank even does some ripping himself

Tricky just sits there jamming to the music as Hank gets, closer, closer, and.... the fuck is tha-
Hank gets hit across the head by an enraged Sparkle~Horn, if the violence wasn't giving him super strength that would've killed him, he goes in for a punch but he misses, he gets hit with another metal object in the club
And another, and another, and another

He just gets battered with furniture and people, becoming covered in blood and chair splinters sticking to the blood, but then berserk Sparkle~Horn came up with an idea, before Hank could react he finds himself flying across the sky, the unicorn girl just propelled him across the country by pushing him up a ramp of the bodies he made and accelerating him with sparkles, so many that she immediatly collapsed from fatigue after creating them
Multiple people mistook him for a shiny comet when he flew past

Tricky is left alone dancing to the beat, smiling as the last of the partygoers lay too injured to continue, he scoops up a tired Sparkle~Horn and carries her to the back to rest
"Pretty dang good job kiddo, too bad he's a shooting star now, also great work avoiding getting my equipment harmed, that shit was hard to steal"
Sparkle~Horn just snored, far too tired to bother existing at the moment
"Oh right you're unconscious" Tricky sat there awkwardly, before beginning to pack up to start a new clown club somewhere else, cause neither him or the kid are gonna clean this mess up

Central Zone

Have Count Feldari set up Death Hex traps around the Rowdy-House
Send the Rowdy-Brothers to Oldville

"Do the alakazam thingamajig, pretty please with molasses on top!" Yelled Billy excited to see Feldari do his thing, they were getting ready for a trip, they had a surplus of potatoes thanks to Billy's agricultural talent and hard work, and there is a place that needs food called Oldville
"I-it's called a Death Hex, and what in the name of Deus Vermini is molasses?"
"Just indulge him, he says a lot of weird stuff, we could also have a guarantee that the house is fine while we're gone" Jeremiah said while getting the reins of the horses attached to the wheelbarrow, before putting their luggage in there and strapping it in with rope, he believed this would be a great opportunity for some more sway in the area, could get this little family important positions in the society that may come, while Cletus sat on horseback sipping some cola stolen from an abandoned fridge, acting as a "Advisor" the luggage packing

"Okay then my lord, your wish is my command, stand back little one" while watching, Cletus sips louder and Billy vibrates with excitement
Feldari waves his talons in swirling patterns ending abruptly in jagged messy squiggles, leaving behind trails of dark energy, various death runes form on surfaces across the barn, which trigger heart attacks when an unauthorized creature enters for more than a minute

Feldari stops and catches his breath, Billy gives him a congratulatory potato and backpat, Feldari exclaimed "Damn I did good" satisfied with his work "I knew my encouraging but silent nods would work!" yelled Cletus, who quickly had his cola destroyed by a death hex of "slips out of your hands"
Soon they were all on the road, and while on their travels, they watched a shooting star (Hank) fly across the sky, landing in a nearby forest, surviving thanks to the super strength lended by his power, and had Feldari kill a ton of bandits in their way

They arrive at Oldville, meeting with the townsfolk, and the strange Old Man Jenkins, who Jeremiah negotiates a trade deal with, clean water, medicine and a promise to aide the Rowdy-Brothers in times of need, in exchange for a regular supply of the potatoes and whatever other kinds of produce the brothers may grow in the future

Their alliance is formed

Rowdy-House
- Protected by a bunch of Feldari's death hexes placed across the property, activate in response to unauthorized people or creatures, authorized meaning anyone that the family invites in, Jeremiah's opinion in such matters is of greater importance to the hexes thanks to Feldari's infatuation

People Of Oldville
- Have an alliance with the Rowdy-Brothers

Jeremiah
- Has set up an alliance with Oldville

Drop a golden tear on waugoshance lighthouse.
It sinks into the brickwork, and the lighthouse begins to operate once more, its light becomes strange and multi-coloured.........
Holy shit ghost fish

Waugoshance Lighthouse
- Inside is a writhing mass of ectoplasmic and colourful fish parts, outside is a normal abandoned lighthouse, produces a multi-coloured light that sometimes summons a small amount of Ghost-Fish and causes gravity to act weird for non-ghostly things that enters its radius
- The area around it is filled with schools of flying Ghost-Fish, like a living rainbow floating above the sea, an ecosystem of unliving creatures

Ghost-Fish
- Various forms of flying ghostly fish, each glowing a different colour and singing haunting melodies as they traverse the air
- Can go through walls, disappear, and fly, which is a good or bad thing depending on if its a carnivore or not
- Don't need to eat or sleep but do so for fun
- Are easily killed by acting like undersea predators and biting into them till they stop moving, or just attacking every time they're in solid mode
- Population is kept stable cause they keep eating eachother or get absorbed into the Lighthouse Mass

Eastern Zone

Not much happens here.....

EXCEPT

A group of Bbq cult members are gathered in silent prayer before a bishop of their religion, wearing a "Kiss the cook" apron, and being kissed on the back of both hands by their aides before the beginning of mass
But then the bishop gets up and starts singing "COME ON TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT!"
The cultists reach underneath their own aprons and hold high their plates, chanting "WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE WANT, WHAT WE REALLY REALLY WANT!"
The Bbq-bull broke in through the window, shattering it and releasing a mighty "MMMOOOOOOO!" as it joined in with the mood of today's meat mass, it flung the cooked meat upon its back around, landing in the plates of the cultists

Best religion ever
 
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Actions 4
Choose your course of action
(Remember, you can make minor suggestions on what will occur when dropping a tear)

[] Have Hank be found and nursed into good health by the Rowdy-Brothers

[] Drop a golden tear on an abandoned cornfield

[] Have the Living Factory find a very fancy abandoned bunker full of luxuries and mass produce them at half the quality, which would make them just normal, then sell them to the desperate

[] A golden tear lands on.... THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

[] Write-in
 
[X] A golden tear lands on the skeletons of a pack of dead wolves, instilling a desire for that sweet, sweet bone marrow from the living.



At first was thinking of a certain internet related song as well as Party Rock Anthem, so possibly something like dance zombies or at least an antenna compelling listeners to just Dance and act to get others to join them where thats the only thing they desire to do even in death.


Plan B was Ghost Shark wanting the sweet, sweet bone marrow. Cause I also randomly thought of the wolf head bread.

Went with more the later...

So pack of wolf skeletons wanting the bone marrow of the living...Kinda wished could also include naturally causing chase music...
 
I have a question, doe anyone know what the hell is going on?
Or at least have a general idea about how this scenario occurred? With the giant bug god dropping magical tears, the fact a abandoned America is the only country there, and the large amount of people without memories?
 
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I mean, you're the QM. Why are you asking us??

Other then that, Giant bug created everything.
 
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I have a question, doe anyone know what the hell is going on?
Madness.

[X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank bandages his injuries. After acquiring a pair of circular red glasses, a mask, a black trench coat, and a matching black bandana, he goes on to get into a fight with 66 people and Jebediah, a rogue scientist who is also capable of great feats of violence and kinda looks like Jesus.
 
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Scheduled vote count started by Donald Darf on Aug 1, 2023 at 10:16 PM, finished with 15 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] A golden tear lands in Yellowstone but this time, a Lava Dragon is born.
    [X] A golden tear lands on some gorillas making them more intelligent.
    [X] A golden tear lands on the skeletons of a pack of dead wolves, instilling a desire for that sweet, sweet bone marrow from the living.
    [X] A golden tear falls on a Venus Flytrap in Washington DC.
    [X] The Rowdy Brothers try planting some new crops.
    [X] Drop a golden tear on a spider.
    [X] Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank bandages his injuries. After acquiring a pair of circular red glasses, a mask, a black trench coat, and a matching black bandana, he goes on to get into a fight with 66 people and Jebediah, a rogue scientist who is also capable of great feats of violence and kinda looks like Jesus.
 
Well this sure is a riot (heh). I have absolutely no idea how seriously I am supposed to take this setting and the events in it.
 
I have a very small theory about Deus Vermini and the Golden Tears, which is that Deus Vermini is very lonely and wants to see if it can create other beings like itself, with everything else just being a side-effect of it's goal.

This is just a theory and I could very well be way off target.
 
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