Space
Metro Bomb everyone. Make some meteors with a obsidian core to act as a form of shrapnel.
Heavily diluted
Remember when I said the more it diverts from the current status quo the more votes you need to avoid diluting it? Killing almost everybody in the setting counts as that
The Yellowstone Dragon and Azure Light prepared to cause basically the mass extinction of all life on the planet, using their combined efforts to construct ammo out of asteroids, with obsidian shrapnel cores, all to smite the world that annoyed them
Deus Vermini reached out to them, the duo of void ruling beings powerless against its sheer force of will, a thousand chitinous limbs coming from impossible angles
YOU HAVE BOTH REACHED A GREATER STATE OF BEING
BUT STILL, LIKE CHILDREN YOU TANTRUM AND THRASH
UNBEFITTING OF HIGHER BEINGS, TOO MUCH LIKE MY OLD SELF
LET ME HOLD YOU CLOSE
LET THE EMBRACE OF THIS VERMIN SOOTHE YOU
And so both were Embraced
Yellowstone Dragon
- Currently EMBRACED unable to be affected by Actions
Azure Light
- Currently EMBRACED unable to be affected by Actions
X The Star-Light Palace
- Currently dissipated once Azure light got EMBRACED
Pacific Zone
The League Of Capitalistic Gain were relaxing some more, expanding their empire as usual, etc etc
Pretty sure they hired bandits to harass traders unaligned with the League, much to Raccoon-Trash-Man's distaste
Mountain Zone
Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Jebediah fights his way through 81 people to reach the Auditor.
The Auditor and their entire settlement were getting their asses collectively kicked, Jebediah murdered the livestock then proceeded to use said cow and pig blood to create crimson artillery, which he bombarded the settlement with before running in, he was really pissed after they made him research how the hell diseases worked and then tricked him with a bag half stuffed with cotton, and half stuffed with the rations he requested as payment
Which was why he was now cutting people's throat open with a sword made from cow's blood, just the defenders though, he made sure the village had enough time to hide their non-combatants before the bombardment, he was pretty sure they did, hopefully
Anyway he tore through the door to the Auditor's room using a chainsaw made from the blood of some burly dudes guarding it, before having a couple bullets hit him in the gut, knocking him over, turns out inside, the remaining defenders had some emergency firearms prepared
But as one walked over to do some double tapping, Jebediah got up and bit into the poor bastard's neck healing his wounds and allowing him to repeatedly regenerate as he ran into the extra gunfire, while carrying the guy by the neck using his teeth
The Auditor hid behind another strong door, but that was nothing as blood leaked in from the small gap beneath it and the crimson chainsaw cut it off its hinges
The Auditor pulled out a gun but was swiftly hit with a small blood dagger to the forehead, the Jesus look-alike grabbed the cans of Spam that the Auditor always kept in the cold corner.....
What? Aren't Spam corners normal?
Yknow, the corner where you keep all those cans of Spam?
It isn't just me
Right?
Anway Jebediah killed a lot of people and got lots of cans full of Spam
Me
- Realized corners full of cans of Spam are not normal
Hit Tricky The Clown with a Golden Tear, giving him powers themed around Chaos.
It hits, and he feels powerful, swirling around each of his hands were burning sprites of energy, which he tested on a local forest, this caused 2 tornadoes made of red fire to appear, throwing shit around and basically making as big a mess as possible, the animals panicked and trampled each other, trees fell onto any that were close to escaping, and Sparkle~Horn watched from afar eating the raw contents of the cans of Spam Jebediah brought back
He only allowed Sparkle to have the Spam because she was more powerful, speedsters are scary
Anway Tricky did a victory dance after doing all that unnecessary damage to the forest, hurray for environmental damage!
Tricky The Clown
- Swirling around each hand of his is a burning sprite of chaos, he may release them to create a burning tornado of great strength to cause great damage to the area, they also have a telekinetic effect at a microscopic scale and use this to cause seemingly chaotic rube-goldberg effects to help hurt others, can summon a single tornado for each arm, he can unsummon the tornados at any time if he is conscious
Central Zone
The Rowdy Brothers work on fixing up the old barnhouse their living in, making sure they can all live comfortably and have space for guests.
The Billy, Cletus, Jeremiah, and Feldari get to work on the barnhouse, redecorating it into a beautiful brand new looking home
Cletus and Billy celebrated with some drinking, Cletus fell unconscious immediately cause he was a fucking lightweight, Billy was somehow more sober after consuming the beer
Jeremiah and the resident gay-demon-bird-death-wizard panicked cause that wasn't beer but leftover lead paint
The Rowdy-House
x - An old grey barnhouse surrounded by a large amount of farmland
- A lovely barnhouse surrounded by a large amount of farmland
Have Count Feldari Place a death hex around Oldsville that kills projectiles that attempt to approach.
"Good sir, I kindly request my payment"
Old Man Jenkins handed the crow demon a book wrapped in cloth "Here it is, let us test out the defenses first"
Jenkins pulled out a gun and shot at the wall, a small space rock flew down at the exact right time to intercept the bullet mid-air
"WOA- Okay, good job, I knew your power was good but sweet Deus Vermini"
"Nice to see you're satisfied" Feldari looked at his reward, an old book called HOW TO BE A WONDERFUL WIFE, intensely analyzing each page
Not many residents of Supermerica understand or comprehend the intricacies of romance, Jenkins genuinely thought that book would aide in seducing Jeremiah, he didn't know what a wife was, or read it himself, he just chose it cause it had love hearts on the cover and stuff like that was usually very wholesome, the valentines cards he read as hobby were always so sweet
If he did understand the contents written by some guy in the 50s, he would realize it was incredibly sexist and burn it
But too late did he figure out how bad it was, Jeremiah came home that night to Feldari attempting to pull off a 50s housewife haircut and failing cause feathers don't work like hair, and him wearing an improvised dress and apron that was sewn together from scraps of Cletus' older clothing
Oldville
- Has death hexes that kill any projectiles that come at it without permission from the leaders or any officials
Hex-corp develops hidden anti-meteor defenses. They were supposed to be some fun honey based toys but somehow with some Scout assistance are instead over pressurized with other modifications to a point of being able to deal with sudden meteors and other air threats. The Buzzles running them also decide to wear cute security outfits and hats. Surely this will further prove Hex-Corp has the superior honey even more!
"ATTENTION MAGGOTS!"
"We're bees you overgrown teddy bear"
Counselor Ursa slapped that one Buzzle in the face so hard they landed in the pre-prepared medical beds he had set up incase he needed to slap a bitch, the bear man continued to speak after this blatant assault
"We improved your dumb honey based defensive turrets, and now we can survive air strikes and defend our bases more easily!"
Counselor Ursa stomped his foot on the ground as a signal, Mighnelo and a scout placed down a single cartoony looking beehive each, both the false beehives then unfolded to reveal anti-air projectile turrets made of wax and firing pressurized honey at multiple birds in the sky, hitting them all
The Buzzle in the medical bed said "Th-that was supposed to be a toy"
Counselor Ursa looked at them with hatred unknown to both man and Deus Vermini, a spite so potent that the Devil would fear to face it if they were real in this universe
Later that Buzzle was covered in bandages and the new adorable security outfit
Hex-Corp
- Have a couple anti-air turrets made of beeswax and fire pressurized honey, formerly a normal Hex-Corp toy before the Cub Scouts modified it for defense purposes
Cub Scouts
- Have a couple anti-air turrets made of beeswax and fire pressurized honey, formerly a normal Hex-Corp toy before the Cub Scouts modified it for defense purposes
Eastern Zone
Hit a random member of an established faction with a Golden Tear
- The Scholarly Women's Society
It hits! I don't know why I'm surprised, I'm pretty sure it always does
Theodora had the spark of a idea while sitting and chatting with her fellow sophisticated sisters in all but blood, then she got up grabbed the teapot, and began to modify the liquid within
Her sisters looked on as Theodora unveiled the living tea blob thing which followed her commands
Theodora
- Member of the Scholarly Women's Society
- Enjoys victorian era dresses and tea
- Is blessed with knowledge of tea based hyper-tech, she can make tea stronger than acid, tea capable of increasing natural healing speed, living tea blobs, she can basically make tea-based potions and the occasional tea blob
Hit a member of the BBQ cult with a golden tear.
It lands!
Inquisitor Frye was busy fighting off some bandits when it hit him, and when the bandit queen grabbed him by the neck as his crusaders were bleeding on the ground, she said "The fuck was that gold drople-"
She started screaming as she quickly got fried like a chicken, with the golden crunchy skin too, Inquisitor Frye then shook his injured bleeding arms a bunch to splash as much blood on his enemies as possible, resulting in most of the bandits ending up like their leader, the remaining ones ran away in fear of getting killed
The Inquisitor Captain fell over and lost consciousness from the blood loss
Later, at a Bbq-cult temple that was formerly a hospital the doctor was looking at the injured but still pretty much healing Frye as he was eating a stray bird that snuck in and got close enough to fry, the religious physician just backed away slowly, only coming back to stop the other Inquisitors from cheering for their leader too loudly
Inquisitor Frye
- Fanatical follower of the Bbq-Bull's religion, has organized a small group of Inquisitors which he is the leader of
- If he wills it, any living thing currently touching a part of his body gets fried like fast food
- Has no qualms with eating any of the fried sinners
Bbq-Cult
- Has an Inquisitor Taskforce