Called it.
I thought Jinx was the perp from the start after the incident with the murderbird indicated it was well on the way to becoming a familiar, even though I did have some second thoughts. She's very thoroughly outed now though. I guess her daddy is going to be missing a mount.
Heh heh. So yes, Jinx. I've been waiting to drop this for a while, and have been marvellously entertained by the people thinking that she was
too obvious, she's definitely a red herring. Her worldview is fun, too, because it's not something she just pays lip service to in order to annoy people. Jinx
believes in luck as the closest thing to a religion her horrible little gremlin soul is capable of. It's not just talk; it's
real to her. She has a view of the world that if she were more eloquent and educated she might (incorrectly) express as
karma, where some people - like Inks - are born lucky and get riches and smarts and beauty and sunblessings showered down on them without needing to work for it, and others like her are born jinxed, and everything goes wrong for them and their failings aren't their fault, it's cause the game was rigged from the start.
Jinx's constant refrain of
"I'm bad luck!" is rooted in the belief that she is through a cruel unfairness of birth some kind of cosmic sinkhole of luck, a
net producer of ill fortune, and that the only way to stop it affecting
her is to bleed it off onto everyone else. She's not an atheist, of course - in fact, perhaps related to how she's not that smart, she's actually superstitious as hell. But that's the thing, gods can be lucky or unlucky too. Look at the Ragged: there's an unlucky goddess if you ever saw one. So Luck can't be a thing below the gods - it's something they're beholden to as well, and you bargain with gods to share some of their luck or get them to put in a good word for you with the Lady. Plentimon, he's got in good with karma, he can dole it out to anyone he likes (and is an asshole for never giving any to her). Luna, too - she doesn't really worship anyone, because
worship implies
respect and Jinx is constitutionally incapable of respecting anything. But she's very superstitious and sucks up to Luna as... well, basically as "Jinx, but a goddess with luck on her side". A trickster, a gambler and the luckiest god in the sky - the Maidens are Fate and how things are meant to be, but Luna is goddess of the night's sky and she's Luck. The stars are just single things in the sky, so Fate is subordinate to Luck.
And yes, as a result of this worldview and having Occult 0, she doesn't even see her Exaltation as a
distinct thing, really. She Exalted when she tried to steal from Inks, and she literally rationalises her new sun powers as having stolen some of Inks' unfair good fortune. And Inks is a net producer of good luck, so she just got her sunblessing right back. But Jinx produces bad luck, so she has to keep foisting it off onto other people otherwise they'll cancel out and she'll lose her powers. Which means that she's
hilariously frustrating to Inks, because she just constantly, stubbornly repeats that everything Inks has, she has because she's lucky and blessed and it fell into her lap and she started with all the good advantages. An attitude of "everything is luck and chance, you didn't earn anything you have you were just born with a good hand" is the kind of axiom that drives Inks
nuts, and because Jinx has Righteous Lioned the Principle she cannot be talked out of it. Congratulations, Inks, you have met someone as stubborn as you are in this argument [1]. And the funniest thing is that if you accept her (flawed) axioms she's
not entirely wrong; Inks
is Little Miss Intelligence 5 Perception 5 Appearance 5 apprenticed-to-an-Elemental-Dragon stumbled-into-a-godblooded-tiger-familiar-and-a-Dragonblooded-aide adopted-by-a-Great-House Iblan Inks. Jinx has
just enough of a point about Inks being born a gorgeous rich genius who got a powerful spirit as her personal tutor and a grand daiklave and a magical tattoo and a bunch of allies that... like... you can't just
entirely dismiss her arguments. They're still
wrong, but they're close
enough that you can see where she's coming from, especially when Jinx herself ruined her parent's marriage by being born and had enough bad things happen to people close to her even when she wasn't trying to spread bad luck around that she decided that at least by embracing it she could decide where it was going.
As to
how wrong Jinx is... well, on the one hand, "luck" genuinely
is a thing that can be granted in Exalted. But on the other... probably not to the degree of power she gives it, where Luck and Chance are what rule the world and even the gods are subordinate to them. Jinx takes comfort in the idea that her lot in life isn't her fault and that everything is the result of the game being rigged against her, and so she wouldn't accept that it's a force subordinate to any single being, not even a powerful god like Plentimon - rather,
he is favoured by
Luck. To her it's the greatest power in the universe, and she can spin it to explain anything that happens with a just-so story about how Luck was on the side of the victors. It's a very reductive view that she
is wrong about - or at least, is no more right about than people who believe in that sort of thing IRL, anthropomorphising the randomness and statistical troughs and swells of the universe.
Unfortunately, it's also one she's never going to be talked out of.
[1] Inks: "That is not how this works! That is not how anything works! You're just being incessantly annoying to people for literally no reason! You won't lose your powers if you stop being a little brat!"
Jinx: "Hah! You're just saying that 'cause you want me to lose 'em 'cause you know I won't get 'em back like you did!"
Inks: *tears hair out in frustration*
Inks: "Look, just test your hypothesis-"
Jinx: "Yeah, and what if I'm right, huh?"
Inks: "You aren't! This is not remotely how our powers work!"
Jinx: "Ain't your power anymore, I stole it fair and square!"
Hinna: "... oh come on, what the fuck. I tried so hard to steal the sun's power and this ragamuffin manages it just like that? "
Inks: "You stay out of this and stop encouraging her!"