Star Trek: Picard

What! This is the first I've heard of this! And I have Amazon Prime! Between this and the next season of The Expanse (and, not so shamefully, all 6 season of Teen Wolf, which is surprisingly good for being what it is), I am an extremely happy camper right now! (Well, and also because the last Trek franchised series I saw was Deep Space 9, so I have no bad tastes in my mouth to mull over.)

(ye shall pry Prime subscription from my cold, dead hands at this point)


EDIT: also, if the sign "This facility has gone 5843 days without an assimilation" doesn't become a workplace meme, I will be both surprised and disappointed
 
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Alex Kurtzman, please stop saying things.

Just because he's EP doesn't mean you should put him in front of a mike you fucking numpties! said:
"TNG reflected I guess a more innocent time," continued Kurtzman. "It was always telling great stories, complicated stories, modern parables—but we live in a much, much more complicated and darker time than that and Trek at its best has always been a mirror that's reflected the world that we live in."
Y'all remember those more innocent times of the 1980s, right? The halcyon days of Chernobyl, Challenger, Reagan, Iran-Contra, almost war in the Persian Gulf, recession, AIDS, actual war in the Persian Gulf, the ever-present spectre of nuclear annihilation and how it felt like way too many people who were in charge of shit seemed to get off on it? I mean, I remember all of that shit and I was ten when TNG premiered.

I'm not sure if Kurtzman is cynically trying to sell people who weren't there on his edgier nonsense by playing off the "lol TNG boring" memeplex or if he really is legitimately that dumb. Either way, I am pretty goddamn sure he shouldn't be running a T-shirt booth at a Trek convention, much less the whole franchise.

God dammit.
 
Y'all remember those more innocent times of the 1980s, right?
Star Trek couldn't just baldly point fingers at societal problems, so instead they approached it through metaphor, we're just talking about Klingons and Ferengi in our little sci-fi ghetto of a genre, nothing to do with modern politics nosiree. Progressives were more limited in their ability to speak truth to power back then, but Star Trek still carried the seeds of a lot of daring ideas and points. I suppose the real question to ask is if we still need Star Trek. I'd say yes. Lots of people still need to be eased into ideas and to dream of a better world, yet one still striving. Overall I don't see the point of making Star Trek overtly gritty... if you want to directly confront issues you could watch The Wire or something.
 
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Overall I don't see the point of making Star Trek overtly gritty... if you want to directly confront issues you could watch The Wire or something.

I'd say that Star Trek doesn't need to be grimdark, but I also think a series that shows that, yes, things suck, but you can keep your ideals and hope in the face of epic grimdark suckage would be a good thing. Showing that the TNG+ Era Federation is a post-scarcity paradise that people have to actively work to keep that way in the face of adversity wouldn't be bad, and that despite the current grimderp nature of the world, we can get past this would be a decent message for a Trek show.
 
Like, shut up. Just make the show and shut up. Stop trying to sell the show as super deep and important and cool you have a Star Trek show with fucking Patrick Stewart on it people are already sold.

I know it's very hard for some dudes in the TV and movie biz to resist the urge to jack off over what a clever little boy they are, puberty comes for us all, but that's not what people are gonna get hyped over. All you're doing is risking de-hyping the show.
 
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Like, shut up. Just make the show and shut up. Stop trying to sell the show as super deep and important and cool you have a Star Trek show with fucking Patrick Stewart on it people are already sold.

Lighten up, Francis. My wife and I are already planning to subscribe just to get this and DSC seasons 2-3.

I know it's very hard for some dudes in the TV and movie bi, to resist the urge to jack off over what a clever little boy they are, puberty comes to is all, but that's not what people are gonna get hyped over.

What.
 
Alex Kurtzman, please stop saying things.


Y'all remember those more innocent times of the 1980s, right? The halcyon days of Chernobyl, Challenger, Reagan, Iran-Contra, almost war in the Persian Gulf, recession, AIDS, actual war in the Persian Gulf, the ever-present spectre of nuclear annihilation and how it felt like way too many people who were in charge of shit seemed to get off on it? I mean, I remember all of that shit and I was ten when TNG premiered.

I'm not sure if Kurtzman is cynically trying to sell people who weren't there on his edgier nonsense by playing off the "lol TNG boring" memeplex or if he really is legitimately that dumb. Either way, I am pretty goddamn sure he shouldn't be running a T-shirt booth at a Trek convention, much less the whole franchise.

God dammit.
I think what he is saying is that in 80's and 90's there was still that hope that one day we'll get over ourselves and reach the Star Trek ideal whereas we now know that to be a total lie and humanity will be long dead before it actually gets better.
 
I think what he is saying is that in 80's and 90's there was still that hope that one day we'll get over ourselves and reach the Star Trek ideal whereas we now know that to be a total lie and humanity will be long dead before it actually gets better.

God I hate Capitalist Realism.

It fucking murders not just imagination, but hope.
 
God I hate Capitalist Realism.

It fucking murders not just imagination, but hope.
The thing is this isn't exactly new to Star Trek. The new movies have this theme in a mild degree and it's pretty heavy in Discovery. Personally, I blame the fact that the writers are affected by the world just like the rest of us. So when most of these guys grew up with Star Trek TNG they saw a world where it was constantly reinforced that we live in the shining city on a hill and that soon all the troubles of the world will be solved thanks to us being just so darn great. Now, this was a dirty lie invented to sell a specific political agenda but it was pretty much everywhere. Now they see the same news cycle we see where the profits are found in selling people on the idea that shit is getting worse all the time and nothing will be solved and any political activism to fix it is written off the as stupid, ineffective, or somehow real problem. So now they're trying to reflect that image into Star Trek, missing the point utterly and making Star Trek feel bland and samey. I haven't seen this show, I likely won't give I'm not about to pay for it, but just going by the trailers showing how Star Fleet is somehow turned into this bureaucratic nightmare that cares only about its image I can't help but feel that this is Star Trek as written by South Park politics.
 
I have to stop that entire line of conversation right there, because Deep Space Nine was incredibly divisive for exactly the reason you're describing, and has a broad spectrum of fans who say it's the best Star Trek ever for exactly that same reason!

The change in tone isn't new to Star Trek. The complaints about it aren't new to Star Trek. Acting like it is, or that it represents some change that will lead to Star Trek being RUINED FOREVER!!11!!! is just silly and exasperating like relitigating 2016--

oh no

(ps Picard's gonna be great. Already checking Comic Con schedules to see if I can catch this year's version of NYCC's DSC event)
 
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I have to stop that entire line of conversation right there, because Deep Space Nine was incredibly divisive for exactly the reason you're describing, and has a broad spectrum of fans who say it's the best Star Trek ever for exactly that same reason!
There are people who say Firefly was a good show. People are wrong all the time.
 
Video not available? You slippery snail!

Also for a split second seeing the thread updated I had the thought that the director was going off about how woke cancel culture has ruined scifi and Picard is going to be the new edgy Fight Club of SciFi to bring the genre back. Whew, take a break from twitter.
 
Video not available? You slippery snail!

Also for a split second seeing the thread updated I had the thought that the director was going off about how woke cancel culture has ruined scifi and Picard is going to be the new edgy Fight Club of SciFi to bring the genre back. Whew, take a break from twitter.
Yeah, I had to use a VPN. I really don't see why trailers should be region-locked.
 
Huh. At 1:12 you can see a discovery era shuttle in the background and what looks like a classic ToS romulan warbird at 1:53. Also Picard sword fighting and that is amazing.
 
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