Sir Doge's SI Quest(Please don't get me killed, SV) [???/Gamer-esque]
- Thread starter JoshieWoshie
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[X] The second year of Middle school, at the height of your Chuunibyou, you discovered that you indeed had powers... memories of another life that soon assimilate your own.
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
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[X] At the age of six you fall deathly ill, no doctor could help you and so you suffered, you suffered... and you awoke.
No. of votes: 5
Ambit, useofstrike32, AFriendInNeed, Feng Lengshun, Derkan
[x] A particularly bad fall at the age of two earns you both your old memories, and a new scar.
No. of votes: 2
kylina, mizzet
[X] In your Second year of highschool, you one day awoke to a game like screen pinging into existence in your face. And with it, came memories of another time...
No. of votes: 1
Flamester
[X] The second year of Middle school, at the height of your Chuunibyou, you discovered that you indeed had powers... memories of another life that soon assimilate your own.
No. of votes: 2
veekie, CatScannerDarkly
I see, Doge will be six years old then.
Poor doge, so sick isn't he?
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] At the age of six you fall deathly ill, no doctor could help you and so you suffered, you suffered... and you awoke.
No. of votes: 5
Ambit, useofstrike32, AFriendInNeed, Feng Lengshun, Derkan
[x] A particularly bad fall at the age of two earns you both your old memories, and a new scar.
No. of votes: 2
kylina, mizzet
[X] In your Second year of highschool, you one day awoke to a game like screen pinging into existence in your face. And with it, came memories of another time...
No. of votes: 1
Flamester
[X] The second year of Middle school, at the height of your Chuunibyou, you discovered that you indeed had powers... memories of another life that soon assimilate your own.
No. of votes: 2
veekie, CatScannerDarkly
I see, Doge will be six years old then.
Poor doge, so sick isn't he?
Feng Lengshun
Z-Program Researcher
- Location
- Indonesia
You forgot to threadmark the update in page 2 btw
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Fixed.
And now, what means exist to torture my alternate self...
Post 3: Awakening
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Pain. Everything else is a blur. Where am I?
"It's okay baby, everything will be alright, please Mommy is here please just hold on!"
It hurts... Mom...
"He will be alright honey, Josuke is a strong boy."
Dad... help.... help me...
"I'm sorry sir, ma'am, you can't stay here, the doctor needs space to work."
"B-but my child-"
"It's okay honey... he is in good hands... please, listen to the nurse..."
No, mom, dad... Please don't leave me.... please... don't... no.....
*Bip* *Bip**Bip* Flatline.
"Start compressions! Get moving!"
"Come on..... come on..... we're losing him, come on...."
Mom... Dad...
***
On the 5th of June 2005, 9.27 PM, Josuke Naoe dies. His heart stops, and brain activity ceases completely. But yet...
By some miracle, his heart resumes regular beating rythm and he returns to the land of the living. He does however, remain unconscious for a period of two weeks.
If you were to ask Josuke's parents however, they would say that their son did not emerge unscathed from this ordeal. He seemed physically changed, his voice lower, more hoarse even after wetting with water, and he never seemed to get hurt after that. Sometimes, he seemed like a different person altogether.
But we know better, don't we SV?
***
My bleary eyes catch on to the unfamiliar ceiling... is this Evangelion?
With a groan, I pick myself up from a... bed? Sitting up, I wipe the crust from my eyes to get a good look at my surroundings. I was in a pretty standard hospital room, shared with five other children. By my side was sleeping woman, and a bag connected to the IV stuck in my hand. I took a closer look at the woman... or rather, the words hanging on top of her.
Housewife Supreme
Naoe Yuki
Level: 15
How the hell does she... wait no.... no no no oh no. Oh yes.
The damning screen pops up right in front of me.
Oh shit.
I am... the gamer.
Okay, okay. Take a deep breath.... hahhhh right. Now, first things first, how the hell did I end up here?
... I remember the note... then backing away from the computer... then falling... Oh.
Oh dear. So I am in a self insert... being written by some other evil twin of me out there in the Multiverse somewhere.
I bet he even has a mustache he twirls as he writes this. I prefer to keep myself well groomed thank you very much.
Sigh, okay next thing.
[Status].
So these are my stats, huh, well makes sense I guess. I mean, I was always a pretty chunky guy who took the time and pain to train myself. Even if was mostly so that I could just eat whatever the hell I want. Though, eventually I guess I continued because I started to enjoy it I guess.
As for my mental attributes, well, a Bilngual Singaporean education combined with having to learn how to code in multiple languages does a number on your mind. That and all the advice I give and reading I took to in my spare time.
Luck on the other hand... well it's okay I guess? I mean I didn't really partake in much gambling anyway.
I am curious about the Young child status effect however. I tapped it with my finger.
Huh, well, it made sense I guess. Save from supernatural empowerment, you really can't expect a six year old to have the same strength as an adult. Hell, I think 15 is already pretty generous.
Closing the windows, I plop back down, my head sinking into the soft pillows.
Sigh... what the hell am I going to do now?
I don't even know where the hell I am.
But maybe, this woman can help me?
So, do I...
[X] Attempt to wake the woman
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
"It's okay baby, everything will be alright, please Mommy is here please just hold on!"
It hurts... Mom...
"He will be alright honey, Josuke is a strong boy."
Dad... help.... help me...
"I'm sorry sir, ma'am, you can't stay here, the doctor needs space to work."
"B-but my child-"
"It's okay honey... he is in good hands... please, listen to the nurse..."
No, mom, dad... Please don't leave me.... please... don't... no.....
*Bip* *Bip**Bip* Flatline.
"Start compressions! Get moving!"
"Come on..... come on..... we're losing him, come on...."
Mom... Dad...
***
On the 5th of June 2005, 9.27 PM, Josuke Naoe dies. His heart stops, and brain activity ceases completely. But yet...
By some miracle, his heart resumes regular beating rythm and he returns to the land of the living. He does however, remain unconscious for a period of two weeks.
If you were to ask Josuke's parents however, they would say that their son did not emerge unscathed from this ordeal. He seemed physically changed, his voice lower, more hoarse even after wetting with water, and he never seemed to get hurt after that. Sometimes, he seemed like a different person altogether.
But we know better, don't we SV?
***
My bleary eyes catch on to the unfamiliar ceiling... is this Evangelion?
With a groan, I pick myself up from a... bed? Sitting up, I wipe the crust from my eyes to get a good look at my surroundings. I was in a pretty standard hospital room, shared with five other children. By my side was sleeping woman, and a bag connected to the IV stuck in my hand. I took a closer look at the woman... or rather, the words hanging on top of her.
Housewife Supreme
Naoe Yuki
Level: 15
How the hell does she... wait no.... no no no oh no. Oh yes.
The damning screen pops up right in front of me.
Oh shit.
I am... the gamer.
Okay, okay. Take a deep breath.... hahhhh right. Now, first things first, how the hell did I end up here?
... I remember the note... then backing away from the computer... then falling... Oh.
Oh dear. So I am in a self insert... being written by some other evil twin of me out there in the Multiverse somewhere.
I bet he even has a mustache he twirls as he writes this. I prefer to keep myself well groomed thank you very much.
Sigh, okay next thing.
[Status].
So these are my stats, huh, well makes sense I guess. I mean, I was always a pretty chunky guy who took the time and pain to train myself. Even if was mostly so that I could just eat whatever the hell I want. Though, eventually I guess I continued because I started to enjoy it I guess.
As for my mental attributes, well, a Bilngual Singaporean education combined with having to learn how to code in multiple languages does a number on your mind. That and all the advice I give and reading I took to in my spare time.
Luck on the other hand... well it's okay I guess? I mean I didn't really partake in much gambling anyway.
I am curious about the Young child status effect however. I tapped it with my finger.
Huh, well, it made sense I guess. Save from supernatural empowerment, you really can't expect a six year old to have the same strength as an adult. Hell, I think 15 is already pretty generous.
Closing the windows, I plop back down, my head sinking into the soft pillows.
Sigh... what the hell am I going to do now?
I don't even know where the hell I am.
But maybe, this woman can help me?
So, do I...
[X] Attempt to wake the woman
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
AZATHOTHoth
༼ つ ☀️_☀️ ༽つ
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
staplesdex2
CLASSFIED
[X] Attempt to wake the woman
- Location
- Brazil
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
[X] Don't wake the woman, take the time to explore your new powers.
See if you can't find a book on meditation
See if you can't find a book on meditation
- Location
- Brazil
I'm inclined to favour luck actualy , since is the only one with no know way to grind
- Location
- Dreary ol' London Town
Isn't that done by betting on chance and being right? Wouldn't coin toss or dice rolls work maybe? First thing to test, I think. Luk build would be pretty interesting to play.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Both
Seriously they scale to well together to not grab both
Good point
Int wis Luk uild
3 skills we need to get really fast
Observe : to useful and easy to grind not to get
ID create : dat hyperbyaloc time chamber though
Meditation: increases wis and our mp regen. Makes grinding so much easier
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Skill grinding is pretty needed.
Maybe start MA for " toughening us up " sell it like that . Nets us a skill and exp from fights and quests.
Library/bookstore should be the first place we go to thoughe.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
- Location
- I wish I could stay
Well, this is interesting.