Sir Doge's SI Quest(Please don't get me killed, SV) [???/Gamer-esque]

[X] A world, where two dragons of red and white bound
by destiny to face one another choose their own paths,
where creation reels from the death of the creator,
where the world moves on... even without YHVH.
[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your
stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from
.pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at default difficulty.)
 
[X] A world where myths stride upon the earth, and 7 tyrants of man rise up to challenge them, for they are champions of humanity, for they are kings without peer, for they are devils unbound to man. They are Campione, and calamity shall follow in the wake of these great fools.

I want this setting!! I'm hoping a good story will come out of this quest Without harem shenanigans.

Don't really care about difficulty.
 
[X] A world where myths stride upon the earth, and 7 tyrants of man rise up to challenge them, for they are champions of humanity, for they are kings without peer, for they are devils unbound to man. They are Campione, and calamity shall follow in the wake of these great fools.

I want this setting!! I'm hoping a good story will come out of this quest Without harem shenanigans.

Don't really care about difficulty.
Have you read my other quest? The one with the word 'harem' in the title?
 
Have you read my other quest? The one with the word 'harem' in the title?

Nope. Link please?

Does this mean there's going to be harem shenanigans in this one too? Just to be clear, I'm not saying that stories with said shenanigans are bad, I just want to see more of Campione's world without focusing on Godo.
 
[X] A world slowly dying, a gaia who hates her creations, a murderer of primates who feasts on blood.
[X] Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani? (Only certain skills provide you with stat boosts. Enemies at highest difficulty, Random enemies from extra dimensional realms thrown at you for shits and giggles.)
 
[X] A world, where two dragons of red and white bound by destiny to face one another choose their own paths, where creation reels from the death of the creator, where the world moves on... even without YHVH.

[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at default difficulty.)
 
[X] A world where myths stride upon the earth, and 7 tyrants of man rise up to challenge them, for they are champions of humanity, for they are kings without peer, for they are devils unbound to man. They are Campione, and calamity shall follow in the wake of these great fools.

[X] Hestonworld (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at much higher difficulty, Random enemies from extra dimensional realms thrown at you for shits and giggles. )
 
[X] A world where myths stride upon the earth, and 7 tyrants of man rise up to challenge them, for they are champions of humanity, for they are kings without peer, for they are devils unbound to man. They are Campione, and calamity shall follow in the wake of these great fools.
[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at default difficulty.)
 
[X] A world slowly dying, a gaia who hates her creations, a murderer of primates who feasts on blood.
[X] Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani? (Only certain skills provide you with stat boosts. Enemies at highest difficulty, Random enemies from extra dimensional realms thrown at you for shits and giggles.)

LERRRROOOY JENNNNKKKKIIIIINNNSSS!!!!
 
Meh, it's not that bad. I mean i've read almost everything save the last one or two volumes.

Still, I feel that they put too much focus on the whole Campione thing instead of really just exploring the world in itself.
Lack of focus on how exactly does the weird mechanics of the world works, lacks of focus on characterization, character depth, and character development, lack of serious effort on making a believable romance, typical seinen bullshit fights, highly liberal re-interpretation of myths, lack of anything truly meaningful...

Basically, it's about as average a shit an LN could get. True, it's not particularly offending, but at the same time, it's so flat that it makes reading SAO thrice seems like a good idea. It's not too bad, but I don't see much good in it either.
 
[X] A world, where two dragons of red and white bound by destiny to face one another choose their own paths, where creation reels from the death of the creator, where the world moves on... even without YHVH.

[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at default difficulty.)
 
Votes are closed

Vote tally:
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[X] A world, where two dragons of red and white bound
No. of votes: 4
Actan, Derkan, Cjdavis103, Troglodyte

[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your
No. of votes: 5
Actan, Derkan, Zaratustra, Cjdavis103, Troglodyte

[X] A world, where two dragons of red and white bound by destiny to face one another choose their own paths, where creation reels from the death of the creator, where the world moves on... even without YHVH.
No. of votes: 5
Daecl, frostgiant, Feng Lengshun, Flamester, useofstrike32

[X] Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani? (Only certain skills provide you with stat boosts. Enemies at highest difficulty, Random enemies from extra dimensional realms thrown at you for shits and giggles.)
No. of votes: 4
Daecl, CatScannerDarkly, ziizo, GeneralXanatos

[X] A world slowly dying, a gaia who hates her creations, a murderer of primates who feasts on blood.
No. of votes: 6
CatScannerDarkly, Zaratustra, Langly, AZATHOTHoth, ziizo, GeneralXanatos

[X] Easy (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at default difficulty.)
No. of votes: 5
frostgiant, Langly, Flamester, staplesdex2, useofstrike32

[X] Hard (Only certain skills provide you with stat boosts. Enemies at higher difficulty.)
No. of votes: 2
Feng Lengshun, veekie

[X] A world where myths stride upon the earth, and 7 tyrants of man rise up to challenge them, for they are champions of humanity, for they are kings without peer, for they are devils unbound to man. They are Campione, and calamity shall follow in the wake of these great fools.
No. of votes: 4
veekie, kylina, Void Stalker, staplesdex2

[X] Hestonworld (All skills you learn provide a boost to your stats, not just special skills. Ability to learn from .pdf/.txt computer files. Enemies at much higher difficulty, Random enemies from extra dimensional realms thrown at you for shits and giggles. )
No. of votes: 2
AZATHOTHoth, Void Stalker

[X] Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani?
No. of votes: 1
Robotninja

Well now, it seems that SV has chosen.

Poor Sir Doge shall enter the world of Highschool DxD on the Easy difficulty. You wimps.(Thank you so much) Do not fret however for those who wished for other worlds, you may get your chance in the future.

This is a multiverse after all...

Now on to the writing.

Name: Sir Doge
Age: 18
Class: THE GAMER
Level: 1

STR: 15
DEX: 13
END: 12
INT: 20
WIS: 25
LUK: 15

Points: 0
 
Post 2: META
Location: Evil villain lair access point No. 789721 AKA Sir Doge's Desktop computer.

"Heh heh heh heh, all right... time to write." Fingers criss-crossed, a certain young man of Asian descent grins. His face a half smiling rictus of keen intellect, sadistic pleasure and foreboding horror shadowed by the pale light of his computer screen.

"Should I wrote more of my Dark Souls crossover? Writing more and more of Issei's pain in Lordran as he dies again and again? heh heh heh..." In the background, peals of lightning flash across the sky and hammers of thunder crash upon the earth.

"Or perhaps more of my harem quest? I am just waiting to unleash that on my readers after all..." Screams of the tortured and pleasured provide the background music for his twisted mind's contemplation.

"But... what about something new?" The world around him almost seemed to stop in anticipation.

"Yes... what if I write... a Self-Insert?!" The world shudders in terror.

"Yes, I've read quite a few. And maybe it is time for me to try my own hand at it! yes, time for me to begin typing on the..."

He stared at his non existent key board. Replaced by just a single slip of paper.

"...What. What the fuck?"

The young man gingerly pokes the paper... before picking it up. And on the paper is naught but a few words.

Congratulations Sir Doge.
-JoshieWoshie

"What... but... but... I am JoshieWoshie!" he stands, his eye darting about. he could feel it in the air, something was wrong. Something bad was going to happen, no, is already happening!

He backs away from his computer, but on his second step back... his foot sinks. And with it, he seals his fate.

"Gahh! Fuck!" He falls backwards, swallowed whole. He falls, deeper and deeper and deeper. The prismatic kaleidoscope like light blinding him and searing his soul.

"AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He falls, he falls and falls and falls and falls until light itself, fades into the darkness.

***

Warmth.

"Push! Keep Pushing!"

Comfort.

"HHHHNNNGGGHHHHH!"

Pressure.

"Come on honey, come on."

Discomfort.

No don't. Please, no, don't. Don't drag me from this.

No.....No......NO......NOOOOOOO!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Light, blinding light. Cold... cold light. No, put me back. Put me back. PUT ME BACK.

"Congratulations Naoe-San! It's a boy!"

"Oh.... hah hah hah... a boy.... a sweet baby boy..."

"You did it honey, you did it. A boy, a beautiful baby boy..."

Give me back my comfort, give me back my home, put me back put me back put me back put me back put me back put me back AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Look at him honey, such vitality from our baby boy!"

You scream. Scream for what has been lost. Scream for the terror of the life that will follow.

***

You do not immediately remember that you were once Sir Doge, but eventually the memories return, and you are made anew.

When does this happen?

[] A particularly bad fall at the age of two earns you both your old memories, and a new scar.
[] At the age of six you fall deathly ill, no doctor could help you and so you suffered, you suffered... and you awoke.
[] The second year of Middle school, at the height of your Chuunibyou, you discovered that you indeed had powers... memories of another life that soon assimilate your own.
[] In your Second year of highschool, you one day awoke to a game like screen pinging into existence in your face. And with it, came memories of another time...
 
[X] At the age of six you fall deathly ill, no doctor could help you and so you suffered, you suffered... and you awoke.
 
[x] A particularly bad fall at the age of two earns you both your old memories, and a new scar.
 
[X] In your Second year of highschool, you one day awoke to a game like screen pinging into existence in your face. And with it, came memories of another time...
 
[X] At the age of six you fall deathly ill, no doctor could help you and so you suffered, you suffered... and you awoke.
 
[X] The second year of Middle school, at the height of your Chuunibyou, you discovered that you indeed had powers... memories of another life that soon assimilate your own.
 
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