Chapter Twenty-Nine - This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race
Flashbang was on my lips and tips of my fingers when I realized the corvids weren't attacking. I was surrounded by the swarm, yes, but the birds had given me more than enough room to extend my arms should I wish it; they did not move any closer, but instead began to fly in alternating rings of clockwise and counterclockwise all around me.
It reminded me of nothing more than an air show - they were showing off.
"Impressive," I growled. "Most impressive."
Itachi's entry in the bingo book had referenced his abilities; his command over crows was known to me.
My teeth peeled back from my lips. "But you are not a Jedi yet."
Flashbang no Jutsu
Flashbang was super effective against dojutsu users. And once my field of vision was clear, I'd be able to see the rogue-nin and counterattack. Whatever he had planned, whatever supposed parley, I wasn't going to fall for it…
The crows cawed out their protests; some of them were grounded completely, stunned by the illusionary explosion of light and sound, while others flapped off and fled in a great cloud, panicked and scared.
"Wahwoaw," an aged voice croaked out. "You are a real sensitive boy, ain'tcha?"
That wasn't Itachi's voice, but that didn't mean a damn thing. Flicking my head around, I found its seeming origin - a great big specimen with a beak like a broken nose and disheveled black feathers.
"Ventriloquism," I stated, dismissing the creature. But the true source had to be around here somewhere.
"And cynical!" The voice snickered. "Untrusting. Dangerous. Prodigiously clever…."
The crow threw up its wings.
"You're
perfect."
My eyes narrowed. "Perfect for what?"
Where was Itachi? That was the real question.
I'd been informed at the Academy that some ninja were "Perception-Type Nin" - individuals with the ability to detect and hone in on chakra signatures. This, I was informed, was a rare and valuable trait, seen only among certain bloodlines. Which was bullshit: anyone could sense when massive amounts of chakra was being used. That meant that everyone was a "Perception Type"; people just needed to be properly trained, even if their actual sensitivity probably followed a Bell distribution. "Perception-Type Nin" were just the equivalent of people with natural 20/10 vision.
And besides. My great-granduncle had been one of those natural Perception-Types. I probably had the talent, even if I hadn't really gotten anywhere with it. But maybe if I tried very hard, right now….
"We," the voice repeated. "Would like to make a contract with you."
"I'm not joining the Akatsuki," I snapped.
Have you ever heard a crow laugh before?
It is, in a word, uncanny. Unmistakably laughter - and just as unmistakably inhuman.
Cracks appeared in my armor of doubt.
"I'd say you were an idiot, but if you were I wouldn't be here," the crow chuckled. "For a summoning contract." It paused. "You idiot."
Summoning ninjutsu was one of the most valuable advantages any ninja could possess. It was one of those jutsu too old to know how old it was; to form a bond with a group of animals. My mother was bonded with the great slug Katsuyu, who possessed potent healing abilities and could allow her to become a one-woman battlefield ER, but it wasn't just the Sanin who held contracts. My own jonin had contracted with the tortoises, and Ningame had supervised us infrequently during our own training. I'd inquired about getting that contract — apparently I was looked upon favorably by the turtle clan, but they thought twenty years was a suitable time to fast-track their agreement.
Jiraiya was known for his command and use of the Toad contract, and if Naruto wasn't going to be a master of it when he got back I'd eat my forehead protector.
Tempting as it was to agree to the crow's proposition, I still had my doubts. Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, as they said.
Well. Nobody said that here.
"Contracting animals require a contract to be summoned, or the would-be summoner to use the Reverse Summon Technique in order to appear." Fully sapient animals didn't just appear in front of other people, after all. Contracts were closely held by many of the major clans as well as a select few by Konoha's jonin for the former; Jiraiya was a famous example of the latter.
"And crows go where we want," was its reply, shrugging its shoulders in an all-too human gesture. "Don't put unnecessary limits on what you think is possible, boy."
…That was fair. If I had a ryo for every time a teacher had told me what I was doing was impossible or impossibly foolish, I'd have been able to put a down payment on Honnoji much earlier.
"And if I did believe you… you're already contracted with Itachi," came my next rebuttal. "Who's tried to kill me and my brother."
"You humans," the crow shook its head mournfully. "So concerned about which marking is on those silly bands you all wear. That's a you problem, with all your various murders trying to murder each other. We crows? We look at you as individuals, see. And we like what we see in you."
Shameless flattery. I was admittedly not immune to it - my back might have stood a little straighter there.
"So where's the contract?" I demanded. "And what's your name, anyway?"
The crow let out a clicking noise that reminded me of nothing more than a cough. "I… uh… don't have one," came the admission. "Not until—"
"Hey, Bent Beak!" another crow called out, diving down from above the treeline. Scratchy as the other crow's voice was, it was also higher. "You convince this human yet?"
"I'm working on it," Bent Beak snapped. "Go away!"
"Bent Beak," I nodded thoughtfully. "I see—"
"Don't you dare!" Bent Beak interrupted me. "That's not very flattering, in crow terms. What if I called you… Too Tall?"
"Not an insult," I explained patiently. "Let me guess. You get a new name after getting a contractee?"
"An acceptable contractee can give me a new name," the ugly crow corrected. "Which you are. I saw him first, Beady-Eyed! This is my enterprise! You don't get a share!"
"Whatever he offers you," Beady-Eyed (whose eyes were, I noticed, reflected the light more than Bent Beak) stated. "I'll make a better deal."
"He hasn't given out any details yet," I noticed, to Bent Beak's squawks of outrage.
"I'm getting there, I'm getting there!" the crow in question stated. "I've been a bit busy trying to prove I'm not some cunning ploy by your alleged enemies—"
"Oh, he
is a good fit," Beady-Eyed sighed.
"Still don't trust that you aren't," I informed them both cheerfully.
"Ack! I swear I'm not! I swear by Yatagarasu's third claw!"
From the way Beady-Eyed nearly fell off their perch, that was actually quite serious.
"...Show me the contract."
Stretching out one wing, it tucked the other into the crook of the opposite armpit, like it was reaching into a satchel. Seemingly out of nowhere, a scroll emerged, and taking it up in its mouth, Bent Beak flew off his perch to drop it in my hand.
"Take a look," he stated, after returning to its original tree branch.
It had — because I'd looked at Gai's tortoise contract under his watchful eye — much the same language as a standard summoning contract, involving agreements of mutual aid, access to the relevant seal for optimal summoning, and so forth… save for a single key provision.
"What's this about you getting my eyeballs when I die?"
Beady snickered, even as Bent Beak puffed up. "W-well, you humans are so picky about your eyeballs!" He had the audacity to sound indignant. "Always shooing us away when your corpses are scattered around — they're not using them! This way it's all nice and neat and legal, and nobody has any complaints, see?"
"Bent Beak you greedy little shit," Beady shook their head.
"Honestly," I informed them both. "I like the audacity."
Reaching into my pocket, I crossed out the provision in question with a fountain pen, and with the sharp tip, pricked one of my fingers and signed it with a mixture of crimson and black.
"So," I offered the newly modified contract to the crow who clearly was trying to make the best of a bad lot. "Do we have a deal?"
He squinted at me. "What are you going to name me?"
Not three minutes later, Konran and Beady Eyes flew off.
I had another shuriken in my arsenal, now.
Naruto was gone, but the village continued. With Lee temporarily out of commission, my mother was understandably reluctant to hand out any new missions to Team Gai, but there was still plenty to do. I spent a great deal of time over the next week figuring out how summoning actually worked, at least after Gai and Tsunade both reamed me out for signing such a contract without either of them around.
Getting the right crow (almost always Konran, in my tests) required a level of precision in my chakra control that, if nothing else, would be very useful for what I had planned later.
That wasn't the whole of it, of course. There was seemingly no end to what was on my plate — examining the progres of my special order from Kotabe Ironworks; reading up on additional theory for the Four Elements Thesis; practicing my other jutsu; working on undoing the bad habits that prevented me from using the full extent of my large chakra reserves; and just the general hustle and bustle of living. Grocery runs. Reading for pleasure. Hanging out with Lee and Neji, who always seemed to greet us with an ice cream cone in hand these days.
I guess he'd discovered a sweet tooth or something.
I was waiting before the Hokage's office for my mother to get back — we were going to start lessons on her vanity genjutsu — when I saw her approach, deep in a conversation with Shikamaru.
"But studying to be a medi-nin isn't so easy," my mother was saying. "It requires an entirely different set of skills. And a minute perfection of chakra control; the ability to memorize boundless information; the brains for practical application of that knowledge; patience…. and most important of all…."
"Hey," I greeted them both. "You want to be a medi-nin, Shikamaru?"
A bit of a left turn there -- the other chunin was brilliant but famously lazy. While I could see him seeking out a non-combat position, the list of factors that went into becoming a magical doctor was quite… intensive.
"No, it would be too much of a pain," the teenager shrugged. "I was asking why there wasn't a medi-nin on every team. Would have saved us a lot of stress if we had one when rescuing Sasuke."
"And I agree," our Hokage stated. "I advocated that same position when I was a chunin. But the requirements—"
I held up a hand and frowned. "Why do they need to be full medi-nin?"
Tsunade gave me a look of complete and utter disdain. "Medical ninjutsu is not easy or simple to learn. There are fundamental principles—"
"I'm not disagreeing," I backed up a smidge, before she really got a head of steam going. "But the perfect is the enemy of the good here."
"Eh?" Tsunade tilted her head, even as Shikamaru nodded, a slight smile crossing his eyes.
"They don't need to be able to treat every illness or even injury," I said. "Just the most common ones, and not even fully cure them. Just… enough to get them to a real medi-nin. Just enough to stabilize and maybe leave them in some sort of fighting shape, for emergencies?"
Back in my old world, fatalities were relatively simple to avoid if casualties were brought to a proper facility quickly enough -- The Golden Hour, they called it. And I had no doubt that the same held true here.
"The chakra control issues would still…" Tsunade paused, still frowning. "But not if we invented new techniques. Worse than the regular ones, most wasteful, but the point of them would be to be seen later by an actual medi-nin…."
She clapped her hands together, and both Shikamaru and I had to hold our hands toour ears, such was the volume.
"Excellent idea, both of you. I'll need to devise these new techniques. But when I do…" she smiled. "You've both volunteered for the pilot program." The smile turned into a sly smirk. "If I can have someone who mistook the chakra system for the limbic system put these jutsu into practice, then anyone should be able to learn them. Good day, chunin."
My mother… had snooped into my old Academy test scores?
Still slightly numb from her clap and that particular revelation, I was too slow to realize that she'd closed the door on both of us.
"Nice going, Nobunaga," Shikamaru drawled. "You just volunteered us for more work. What a pain in my ass." A slight pause. "Well, I suppose I asked for it."
With a casual, sloppy wave behind him, he set off, leaving me to stare at the now closed door.
"But we were supposed to have our first genjutsu lesson today…"
Three weeks later, Lee was cleared to use chakra, and so Team Gai training could finally resume.
In order to celebrate the experience, I was doing exactly what my over-eager obsessive of a teammate would want most of all - bring my full arsenal to play with: jutsu and weaponry both.
Two Fairbaines-Sykes-style knifes on my belt, and one in my left boot. Expected, obviously — they were a regular part of my bag of tricks.
The catch was that I was finally getting better with Knife Trick no Jutsu. The Old Man — who I was still more than a little upset with — had, despite being a master of all elemental jutsu, invented comparatively few himself. The one he was most famous for was Shuriken Kage Bunshin: a single shuriken transforming into many in mid-flight. I had no idea where to even start with that jutsu, and I wasn't going to ask the man who'd kept my parentage a secret from me for pointers. That being said, I didn't need to know how to do it to pretend otherwise: Knife Trick no Jutsu was simply a genjutsu of Shuriken Kage Bunshin.
Plus, you know, a single real knife. And while Lee had still seen me practicing it, I'd gotten it down to three hand seals at last while he'd been unable to train.
My sealing scroll was filled with miscellaneous useful items, like the field kitchen was in my pouch; not that it was combat relevant, necessarily, but the utility it provided was enormous. Akimichi Choji was himself saving up to get one; he'd complained that his father thought it might be used frivolously if it was simply handed to him.
Five senbon were on my utility belt - precise needle-like weapons that were little more than sharp and pointy. A good distraction, but Lee had taken them out barehanded before.
The real innovation was the two bracelets I wore on each wrist. Jiraiya had helped with their construction - the plain metal concealed small scrolls, enough for maybe a single extra knife each. Or, as was currently the case, a dozen more senbon.
Two of the bracelets had the tips of their senbon in the anesthetic prescriptive that Mrs. Yamanaka had helped me pick out for the chunin exams. Numbness, mild euphoria, and disruption of hand-eye coordination upon entry into the bloodstream. I honestly preferred it to any of the more lethal concoctions that I could apply for in missions; there was little chance that I'd be stabbing myself with one of the needles, but even if it did, I wouldn't have to panic as much as if it had been cyanide or something of that sort.
But the true pride and joy of my arsenal, or at least the latest addition, were the senbon in the
other two bracelets. Technically, they weren't even senbon, but the result of my special order with Kotabe Ironworks.
As part of our remuneration from our mission in the Land of Snow, I'd asked Koyuki for a small amount of chakra-conductive metal. I'd gotten enough to make a knife, like the pair Sarutobi Asuma had earned serving the Daimyo, but that had never been my intent for the extremely precious material.
I had discovered that I had no talent for fuinjutsu through my "tutelage" under Shinbe, but Kibaku Fuda were still in ready supply, without a sealing master to make them. The paper bombs could be semi-mass produced using a stamp, although the process made inferior materials to those that were hand-written, and though I'd been kicked out he'd still given me the patterns to make Kibaku Fuda.
Except these efficiency losses came from the materials used. Wood, as the second best chakra conductor, was used to create the stamps for the generic Kibaku Fuda.
I had made my paper bomb stamp instead out of that block of chakra-conductive metal. The improved chakra efficiency would have been enough that a regular sized stamped Kibaku Fuda was nearly as powerful as one of Shinbe's own; but I hadn't gone for regular sized Kibaku Fuda.
My metal-stamped paper bombs were actually slightly
weaker than the generic version… but a fraction of the size. And rather than attach them to kunai — which I viewed as a compromise tool, frankly — I folded mine up and attached them to specially modified senbon.
Or rather, to what was essentially a larger than normal pub dart.
The result was a small grenade that flew just as far as the traditional Kibaku Fuda-kunai combination but at less than a third the weight, and I was capable of throwing several of them at once.
I was also finally comfortable using Great Fireball in spars after what had seemed like far too long of a practice. All of this, plus my usual array of genjutsu and taijutsu? I was confident in saying that I'd win more than I lost today.
It wasn't enough, of course. We had three years before Naruto returned. Three years before whatever hell would follow him home. The Akatsuki… but more importantly Orochimaru himself, who doubtless had some sort of plan that was going to end the world somehow.
I had three years to get ready. Three years to prepare. Not only in body and mind, but also in understanding: to learn the lay of the land, the shape of things to come.
I didn't know what would be coming our way, not yet. I didn't have the tools I needed to compete at Orochimaru's level.
But I had a plan.
Strapping on my chunin's vest, I left Honnoji, sprinting towards the practice field we'd reserved.
…Only to find that while I was the last one to arrive, my teammates already had a proper melee a trois going.
Tenten, the girl who had apparently been my female counterpart when we all graduated from the Academy, was with them. And while she was the least impressive of them by far, she was still managing to hold her own, pivoting between Lee and Neji to try to control the balance of the fight.
Neji saw me first, an ice cream stain marring his usually pristine attire, and called a halt.
"Nobunaga!" Two out of the three called out.
Tenten flinched, almost unnoticeably. "Sorry," she mumbled. "I just — today is usually the day when the three of us practice for the Chunin Exams, and so, I mean—"
I held up a hand, and she quieted immediately.
She had been the top female in our class; screwed over by Kakashi one year before he'd taken Team Seven under his wing; gone back to the Academy for remedial training; was saddled with a thoroughly mediocre team of her own; and was now training hard enough to keep pace with my two teammates in defiance of the traditions and conventions of our village.
My team wasn't just
my team.
And looking at it that way, she was a pretty natural fit.
"I have one question," I stated. "Are we pairing off in teams of two, are are we just going to free for all it?"
A smile broke like the dawn on the girl who'd thought herself a fourth wheel, and as my teammates shouted (or calmly responded with) the answer, I couldn't help but match it.
We were all improving, one day at a time.
End of Part I. To Be Continued