Beware uncharted lands, for there be spoilers afoot!
This may seem like it's overdue, but based on a comment I recently received elsewhere, apparently the fact that there will be spoilers to both the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime and the events of various games in the Persona Series (including but not limited to Persona 3, Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4, and Persona 5) wasn't made clear just by how the plot has unveiled.

So I'm placing a sticky post for this message: if you have not watched the original Evangelion anime, or if you have not played the Persona games — especially P3, P4, P5, and their updated re-releases — then take note that this story contains spoilers to all of them. Read at your own risk.

/that should do it
//right?
///right??
 
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You'll (Never) See It Coming, Interlude 2
Misato Katsuragi held up a hand. "Takuto Maruki?"

Ren Amamiya blinked. "Yes...?"

"...he's the Director of the First Branch in America."

And apparently married to Futaba Sakura. Even now, that fact still weirded Ren out. "He is now. Back then, he was just a simple counselor with an interest in cognitive psience...and that interest would have drastic effects on the whole world."

Ryuji Sakamoto frowned, the wrinkles on his face seeming more defined within the atmosphere of the Metaverse. "How is that?"

"...let me ask you a question, first." He could actually get some information from this. "What's his Persona?"

Misato looked at him with alarm. "How do you know he has one?"

"Well, you kind of confirmed it for me, but he had a Persona in my last life." And I'm willing to wager it's not Azathoth or Adam Kadmon, either.

"...might as well tell him, Katsuragi," said Ryuji. "If only to sate his curiosity...and to get an idea as to why he finds it so interesting."

Misato huffed. "Fine. His Persona is Hua Tuo."

"...that name doesn't ring a bell," admitted Ren.

"It's apparently derived from a legendary Chinese physician of the same name who lived centuries ago, way back during the Han dynasty. Wouldn't be able to tell you anymore details than that, though."

"I see." That definitely fit more in line with Takuto Maruki's basic personality. "And what about his wife, Futaba Maruki?"

"Hers is Prometheus," answered Misato.

Ren nodded. So her Second Awakening is the same.

"Did you know her?" asked Ryuji, catching his apparent knowledge.

...well, given that she's involved with NERV, she'll be involved with whatever resolution this whole mess will require. Might as well throw them a bone. "She was the adopted daughter of my caretaker Sojiro; she also ended up becoming a member of the Phantom Thieves. Her first Persona was Necronomicon, and Prometheus was her Second Awakening."

Misato was beginning to look a little perturbed. "Which...matches what I know about her. How do you know that...?"

"Because from what I've observed, one's natural Persona tends to be a constant from one world to the next. Whatever that implies about the inherent nature and constancy of one's personality, it is a pattern. And in the case of Takuto Maruki...it was a pattern that he defied."

Misato frowned, sitting back down on the floor. By this point, Tokoyo and Seiten Taisei had scooted off to a corner of cognitive room; somehow, Sakamoto's Persona had manifested a deck of cards, which they had begun playing to pass the time. What that implied about how the two adults truly felt about his recollection was...uncertain. "Let's say I take your story for granted, and that you've been through an entirely different life: what was I like?"

Ren shrugged. "Can't say I remember running into you. Sorry."

xxxx

Alas, at the time, Akira Kurusu had been too flummoxed by Yusuke Kitagawa's unexpected modelling offer to pay attention to his surroundings.

Otherwise, he might have noticed a patrol officer, walking her beat on behalf of community safety. The lady quietly tapped on the driver's side window of Madarame's chauffeur. "Hey; you can't idle here for too long if you're not picking up someone from the subway station."

When the driver politely informed his passenger, Madarame called out the name of his young ward, implicitly telling him to hurry along.

Satisfied that she'd done her due diligence, Officer Misato Katsuragi continued onward, not paying the quartet of colorful teenagers any further mind.

xxxx

"Anyhow, may I please continue with my story?" asked Ren.

Misato gave him leave to do so.

xxxx

/here's the wiki entry on Hua Tuo: Hua Tuo - Wikipedia
//I find it funny that the name "Hua Tuo" apparently translates to "magnificent hunchback"
 
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For why Maruki's persona is different in this universe, It might be because Azathoth and Adam Kadmon were unnatural Persona. This reinforces my guess that Kaworu's persona will be Adam Kadmon.
 
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Alas, at the time, Akira Kurusu had been too flummoxed by Yusuke Kitagawa's unexpected modelling offer to pay attention to his surroundings.

Otherwise, he might have noticed a patrol officer, walking her beat on behalf of community safety. The lady quietly tapped on the driver's side window of Madarame's chauffeur. "Hey; you can't idle here for too long if you're not picking up someone from the subway station."

When the driver politely informed his passenger, Madarame called out the name of his young ward, implicitly telling him to hurry along.

Satisfied that she'd done her due diligence, Officer Misato Katsuragi continued onward, not paying the quartet of colorful teenagers any further mind.

This makes me using Suzuhara as the last name of one of the Shujin students in Refraction funny in hindsight, because I did indeed give him that last name thinking of Toji because "eh i just need a 'random' japanese last name. why not add a reference?'

Two: I only just realized that Ren is doing the same thing with Sae all over again with Misato and RyuKing: recounting his story to another party as part of a gambit.

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Considering Ren (yes Ren, the best name for Joker) has only had 3 lives, including this one, I feel like this won't be nearly as long.
You guess correctly!

With this update, and the pace the sidestory is going, I think it's safe to say it isn't going to be as short as you were hoping for. :V
(Not that I'm complaining. I'm just finding it funny)
 
Even if this takes longer than expected, I look forward to how it goes. On a side note, I look forward to Akira showing Caroline and Justine around the real world.
 
You'll (Never) See It Coming, Part 29
Why are we here?

To witness a Trickster's response...to the tricks of life itself...

xxxx


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Cm74nDhac

"Ah, you're back," remarked Sojiro Sakura as Akira Kurusu walked into Leblanc. "How did your day go?"

"I had an artist propose that I model for him," Akira promptly answered.

"Uh huh, and I'm a former government agent," Sojiro joked, obviously aiming for feigned hyperbole.

Akira, knowing the truth of Sojiro's circumstances, could not let that one pass him by. "Really? What were you involved with? What department did you work for? Did you ever deal with any cover-ups? What about-?"

Sojiro blinked, flustered by his sudden barrage of questions. "H-Hey now, what's this about? Why the interest in politics?"

"I've been listening to a statesman speaking near Shibuya Crossing. He's got quite a way with words," Akira flatly said.

Sojiro huffed. "Sure, a teenager spending time listening to an old man talking politics...you sure have the wildest flair for the imaginative. If you've got time to do that, you have time to help me with the dishes."

At least he didn't accuse me of lying to him, mused Akira.

xx

Later, upstairs, Akira quietly texted his fellows whilst Morgana distracted himself by attacking random dust bunnies.

Ryuji: so, mid-terms aside
Akira: I'm sure you did fine.
Akira: Have faith in yourself, my pupil.\( ̄O ̄)
Ryuji: dude, ur not a sensei
Ryuji: been bugged out enough today as is
Akira: Why?
Ryuji: you get that feeling of someone glarin' at you?
Ryuji: It's been bothering me loads today -__-


Huh. Something to watch out for...? Alas, Ann brought them back on track.

Ann: So...what do you think about Kitagawa?
Ann: are you going to attend that art exhibit?
Ryuji: u gonna model for the weirdo?
Ann: Ryuji!
Ryuji: oh come ON
Ryuji: you saw how that guy talked about art, right???


Akira glanced down at the flyer for Ichiryusai Madarame's exhibit, which ran from May the 15th through June the 5th. Hmm. How to go about this...? It was only their persistence in pushing the matter of Madarame's abuse that had prompted Yusuke to try and call the police on them the Last Time Around™. If we can avoid that, we can make life easier on us, he mused, staring at the three tickets Yusuke had given him.

Akira: I'm thinking about it.
Akira: More importantly...Madarame. The name.
Ann: I've been thinking about it too
Ryuji: from Nakanohara?
Ryuji: I tried putting the guy's name into the Nav, and got a hit
Ann: do you think he's the same Madarame that Nakanohara's Shadow mentioned?
Ryuji: ya know any other famous artists named Madarame??


We're certainly being a lot more proactive this time, Akira couldn't help but wonder. I haven't been encouraging them that much, have I? Without warning, he received an impromptu message in another chat window.

ALIBABA: A gift.
ALIBABA: [abridged Internet hyperlink]


"...curious." Knowing that Futaba wouldn't inflict him with something malicious, he opened the link and was routed to an online news article in his phone browser; sure enough, it was on an art-dedicated website from some years ago, and it referenced Natsuhiko Nakanohara's debut as Madarame's pupil. Without hesitation, he forwarded it to his fellow Thieves.

Ryuji: dude, nice sleuthing!
Akira: a gift from my impersonator on Phan-Watch
Ryuji: dude, wtf is their deal
Ann: it's a legit news story though
Ann: but do we know if what he said about Madarame was true?


As Ann and Ryuji went back and forth about the pros and cons of going after Madarame, Akira turned back to Futaba. (Ali-Futaba? Eh...)

Akira: You seem to know a lot.
ALIBABA: I manage.
Akira: I bet you've managed to bug my phone.
ALIBABA: A harmless thing to admit, at this stage.
ALIBABA: I can delete any incriminating evidence before you can ever set foot inside a police station.
ALIBABA: Just so you don't try anything funny.
Akira: Mah, such a lack of trust from one who wants us to change a heart.
ALIBABA: It would be foolish to trust so easily.
Akira: And yet here we are.
Akira: You're interested in seeing what we can do.
Akira: I'm interested in what you can do.
ALIBABA: Oh?
Akira: You've already indicated that you had Nakanohara's contact information.
Akira: I would like you to send him a message.
ALIBABA: That being?
Akira: Ask him about what he alleges Madarame did to him.
Akira: Ask him what he knows about another pupil by the name of Yusuke Kitagawa.
Akira: Then ask if he would be interested in the Phantom Thieves changing Madarame's heart.
ALIBABA: A simple matter. But why?


Akira pondered his words: not just in regards to this upcoming mission, but also in regards to how Futaba would interpret them.

Akira: It would be safer than meeting him in person in order to get his perspective on Madarame.
ALIBABA: Meeting anyone in person while pretending to represent the Phantom Thieves
ALIBABA: would be a monumentally stupid decision.


Alas, we were all young and dumb once, he thought with a grim chuckle. We were so stupidly lucky back then...

Akira: But more importantly
Akira: We need a greater understanding about Madarame and his alleged crimes.
Akira: Because we only use our power if it's warranted.
ALIBABA: Is that a fact?
Akira: Well
Akira: Practically all people are distorted in one way or another
Akira: Some worse than most
Akira: And keeping oneself from becoming distorted is a constant struggle
Akira: But I don't necessarily think the presence of distorted desires by itself
Akira: means that a person is necessarily evil.
ALIBABA: You sound so sure.
Akira: I'm sure your mysterious target is the same.
Akira: Are they truly evil?
Akira: Or is their distortion simply too terrible for them to grasp with?


The fact Futaba didn't immediately respond was enough of a sign that he had hit the jackpot. Turning back to the Thieves, he marvelled at the literal lines of text representing Ryuji and Ann's back-and-forth debate.

Akira: Okay, putting my foot down
Ryuji: dude, you were so friggin' quiet
Ann: what's up?
Akira: I'm siccing Alibaba onto Nakanohara to get his side of the story
Akira: discreetly
Akira: So we at least can have more information
Ryuji: that a good idea?
Akira: We can look into Alibaba's identity later.
Akira: For now, they seem interested in being a helpful source of intel.
Akira: So let's milk it for all its worth.
Ryuji: I guess
Akira: In the meantime
Akira: We should all go to the art exhibit tomorrow.
Akira: This way, we can get an idea of what Madarame is like in person without arousing suspicion.
Ryuji: ugh, art sounds so boring -.-
Ann: it'll be culturally enriching! ^.^
Ryuji: who you trying to show off for?
Ann: Hey! 6(>.<)9
Akira: If nothing else, it'll give you ideas for Madarame's keywords.
Ryuji: that's something at least


As they wound down for the night, Futaba texted him one last time.

ALIBABA: Your proposal is acceptable.
ALIBABA: More to follow.


And just like that, Akira's follow-up message went to an invalid number. Bit by bit, Futaba...

"Nya!" exclaimed Morgana, suddenly emerging out in the open with a wad of dusty fluff beneath his paws. "...uh..."

Akira smirked. "Very interesting behavior from a human..."

"I-It's just this body I'm stuck in!" protested the 'Most Definitely Not A Cat™'. "I'm just indulging in its baser instincts so I won't be distracted on a mission!"

"Sure, I believe you..."

xxxx

("...simple enough to do," mused Futaba as she quietly set about crafting a message for Nakanohara to read.)

(All the while, she kept going back to those damning lines from her text log, which seemed written with such confidence.)

(But Kurusu didn't know; he couldn't know.)

(Her 'target' had killed the greatest woman in the world; what fiend could be more evil?)
 
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You'll (Never) See It Coming, Part 30
/Sunday: May 15, 2016/


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDrsauZ8bU0

And 'lo, we entered the Museum of Vanity, mused Akira inwardly as he, Ryuji, and Ann walked into Madarame's art exhibit. Morgana sat quietly with his bag, keeping a careful eye out from within the zipper for anything suspicious.

Yusuke was upon them immediately. "Ah, how wonderful that you came!" Glancing over at Ryuji and Ann, he added, "I had given the tickets away as a courtesy, but I had not anticipated giving a tour to more than one person..."

"Don't worry about them. They're just here to appreciate the arts." Shooting a glance at his comrades, he added, "Riiight?"

"Of course!" chirped Ann.

Ryuji just shrugged. (Under his breath, he muttered, "Seriously, is someone watching me...?")

Yusuke seemed pleased. "Please try not to interfere with the other visitors; I hope your horizons will be duly enlightened. Now, please, follow me," he said, gesturing for Akira to follow. "I'd like to discuss the picture I wish to draw."

Akira dutifully accompanied his guide, listening intently as Yusuke described various pieces as they passed. I never actually saw what Yusuke showed Ann during this tour, so this is actually new for me. The sight of so many different styles—plagiarized, stolen!—was certainly...eye-catching. During the tour, Madarame himself intervened. "Ah, the boy from yesterday. Are you enjoying the exhibit?"

"It's quite a lot of art from one man," Akira remarked, hands in his pockets. "I imagine there are many who would be excited to learn from someone of your caliber."

(Very subtle of you...)

Madarame managed to laugh off his hidden barb. "Quite so! If you gain a sense of awe from any piece, then that alone is enough to satisfy." Glancing back at Yusuke, he said, "I look forward to the piece you'll be making, Yusuke."

As the old man moved on, Akira remarked, "He seems quite...talented."

"Sensei creates all of this by himself. He's special," swore Yusuke, before he turned to comment on another painting.

(There were subtle differences in how Yusuke spoke; even in the future, the eccentric man had always been swept away by the Passionate Seas of Art™; however, with age had come a semblance of one who let himself be carried away with a sense of control. That sense of control was lacking, replaced by a barely subdued mania.)

A certain piece caught Akira's eye. (Little did he know, but it was a piece that had caught Ann's eye the Last Time Around™...albeit for an entirely different reason.) Well hello there. He moved towards a watercolor canvas that looked like a morning sunrise coming over distant mountains, framed by evergreens on both sides. Although the brush strokes evoked an impression of fury and fire, it had not caught Akira's attention for that particular reason. This piece...was in Future Yusuke's public art portfolio...

(The Last Time Around™, Yusuke's first dedicated art exhibit had featured pieces of his which had previously debuted under Madarame's name. "Even if their impact on the average viewer will be lesser, it is important to balance the scales. After all, even though he ended up becoming a shell of a man...Madarame had pieces that were solely his own." Yusuke looked solemnly upon the canvas, scratching at his goatee. "As an artist...and only as an artist...he deserves to be recognized for the works he did create. Nothing more.")​

...which means this is one of the ones Madarame originally plagiarized. "This one looks neat."

"This one...?" Yusuke sounded briefly unsure of himself.

Well, well, well. "Is something wrong? You've been raving about every other piece; is there something about this one in particular that's different?"

Yusuke faltered. "Ah. My apologies, but I'm simply...recalling Sensei's mood when he made this one. As with any artist, sometimes his passions can...carry him away."

(To revisit the metaphor, Yusuke now sounded as one who was on the verge of drowning beneath that artistic sea.) "I see."

Suddenly, Morgana's voice hissed from within his bag. "Psst! Hey! Joker! Check your 9!"

(Yusuke frowned, looking around with confusion. "Is that a cat I hear...?")

Akira looked to his left, blinking with surprise once he realized who Morgana had seen. Huh. I think I have an inkling as to why Ryuji feels like he's been being watched. With a calm stride, Akira approached a young woman. "Well hello, Miss President."

Makoto Niijima — face intentionally buried into an art gallery pamphlet — visibly faltered at his presence, as though dismayed she had been spotted. "Ah. Hello."

"I'm surprised you'd come to this art exhibit; you don't strike me as the artsy type." Leaning back on his heels, he added, "Then again, we did just get through mid-terms, so I can't blame you for wanting a chance to unwind...right?" Has she begun trailing us already?

"...yes. Right. Of course," said Makoto, taking his excuse and running with it.

Yusuke approached, looking at her critically yet stoically. "You know this girl?"

"She's my senpai at Shujin," he explained. Suddenly a cheeky idea came to mind. "Come to think of it, she'd probably make a good model as well, don't you think?"

"M-M-Me? A model?" sputtered Makoto.

Yusuke seemed like he was going to dispute the proposition...until he framed his fingers, quietly capturing Makoto. "Hmm. A seemingly perfect replica of an ideal Japanese beauty...yet there is something seething, struggling to break out..."

Makoto stared; unsure what to make of this turn of events, she quietly turned away so that he only had a side profile of her.

"...ah, but I am already sufficiently distracted by thoughts of my upcoming picture. I must not be led astray by future prospects!" Lightly bowing at her, he asked, "Should you be amenable at a later date, I would be happy to revisit the opportunity."

"...thank you...?" murmured Makoto.

Akira grinned. "Anyhow, I believe we have a tour to continue, Kitagawa-san?"

"Ah, of course! This way." And then Yusuke was off again.

Akira, shooting Makoto a conspiratorial wink—"Artists, am I right?"—before moving on.

("...what just happened?" Makoto mouthed to herself.)

xxxx

At the end of the day, Ryuji was rather glad to at least have an inkling as to why he'd been feeling weird. "Why would the Student Council's prez be stalking us?"

"We'll worry about it later," confidently said Akira. Glancing around their old 'hideout' at the Teikyu Building's accessway in Shibuya, he couldn't help but fathom just how uncaring the surrounding crowds were. Nothing but some teenagers, hanging out and shooting the breeze; nothing worthwhile for the masses to notice, eh...? "In the meantime...I told Kitagawa-san that I would be thinking about the modelling offer some more. But he seemed rather insistent that it be complete by the end of Madarame's exhibit."

"Why?" asked Ann.

"Not sure. I'll think about asking him, now that I've got his contact info," he said, gesturing to his phone. "Anyhow...did you two get any ideas about keywords?"

Ryuji brought up the word 'shack' ("He mentioned it in an interview he was doing, and it just stuck out to me."), while Ann wondered about the location they had just been to ("There was so much art there, he could have his own museum to himself!"). However, there was still another keyword missing.

"...huh. Guess how Madarame sees this 'shack' of his isn't enough; we need to understand the concept behind it..." Morgana huffed. "This 'Nav' seems quite picky..."

Not to mention fickle. Did we even need a 'concept' as a keyword for most of the Palaces? Akira honestly couldn't recall. "...we'll pick at it over night. In the meantime, we should look at the website and come to a decision about some more Mementos missions. Something to whet our teeth on while we came to a decision about Kitagawa's sensei."

Ryuji and Ann nodded.

(How fortunate for them, that Futaba would reach out that night with a response from Nakanohara.)
 
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I think Akira is having too much fun messing with Makoto.

Akira: Better to think of messing with Mako-chan instead of thinking about how Madarame has been abusing a boy who's looked up to him as his father for most of his life. *smiles stoically*

Arsene: Indeed, the latter thought might cause an inordinate amount of stabbings.

Akechi: *from off-screen* And now you know what it's like dealing with SHIDO!!!

Akira: Hush you, you're still not supposed to show up!
 
You'll (Never) See It Coming, Part 31
/Back at Leblanc.../

While Akira quietly waited for the repaired laptop to boot up, he received a text file from Alibaba. After skimming it—it only contained Nakanohara's response to 'Wild_Card_Joker'; all identifying account information that could have linked the account to Futaba Sakura had been redacted—he forwarded it to the Thieves' group chat.

Akira: Alibaba came through.
Ryuji: For real??
Ann: That was quick!


Akira patiently gave them a minute to read through Nakanohara's e-mail—his story about how he had lived under Madarame's care as a pupil; how a senior pupil had committed suicide after Madarame plagiarized his works as his own; how Nakanohara's dispute with, and departure from, Madarame had resulted in his being blacklisted in the entire world of Japanese art; how Yusuke Kitagawa seemingly yearned to leave if he could; how Nakanohara wanted Madarame's heart changed for Yusuke's sake—returned to the chat with Alibaba.

Akira: Thanks.
ALIBABA: You are dealing with quite an interesting target.
Akira: 'Interesting', you say?
Akira: An interesting way to phrase it, if you'll pardon the repetition.
ALIBABA: How so?
Akira: Why do the trials of a painter interest you? Why do Madarame's crimes interest you?
ALIBABA: They do not interest me in and of themselves.
ALIBABA: Only insofar as they provide another chance to prove yourselves.
Akira: You are not already satisfied?
Akira: You've already communicated with Nakanohara directly.
Akira: Are you concerned about what a change of heart will do to your target?
ALIBABA: There is always a concern.
ALIBABA: I need more data.


I bet you do.

The laptop finally booted up, delivering a rather catchy little jingle as its Internet browser automatically routed to a site on the dark web called Tanaka's Shady Commodities. Muting the speaker—I'll look into shopping later—Akira turned back towards the chat logs: overall, Ryuji and Ann were now in agreement about Madarame. Akira quietly input 'plagiarism' into the Meta-Nav, and it finally gave a 100% match; alas, they were too far from the Palace's location to enter.

Akira: With that extra information, we now have a full match.
Ryuji: Sweet!
Akira: Now
Akira: let's pick some smaller targets from Phan-Watch
Akira: that we can strike in Mementos
Ryuji: huh?
Ann: We're not going after Madarame now?
Akira: I still have an open invitation to model for Yusuke, remember?
Akira: I want to scout out Madarame's shack
Akira: And get a better idea of Yusuke's situation
Akira: But in the meantime, you guys and Mona
Akira: Can keep our streak going
Ryuji: that's true
Ryuji: we'd still be helping people
Ann: you sure you'll be fine by yourself?
Ryuji: he's our Leader for a reason
Akira: I appreciate the vote of confidence.
Ryuji: Then let's pick some targets!


After browsing Phan-Watch and narrowing their selection to three — one of which included one 'Daisuke Takanashi' from Shujin — Akira forwarded their names and the corresponding Phan-Watch threads to Futaba.

ALIBABA: I will have calling cards sent out before the night is over.
Akira: For whatever it's worth, I appreciate this.
Akira: Whoever you are
ALIBABA: Do you not know about the Tales of the Forty Thieves?
Akira: I actually do.


(Technically, only because of some reading that he'd done in his Last Life™, but whatever!)

Akira: It's an odd name for you.
ALIBABA: How so?
Akira: Because in the original story
Akira: Ali Baba discovers the den of treasure of the 40 thieves
Akira: and the thieves plot to kill him when they realize he knows
Akira: given our 'trade name'
Akira: Do you believe that we intend to kill you?
Akira: Because helping us so much would be kind of odd


xxxx

(Futaba glared at her computer monitor, and inwardly cursed her weeb-like fascination with folklore from the Middle East. "Damn it, he's got a point...")

xxxx

Akira suddenly grinned.

Akira: or maybe you're just a nerd for Arabic folk tales or something
Akira: ʅ(ツ)ʃ


xxxx

(Futaba nearly jumped out of her seat, feeling suddenly uncomfortable. "Why you little...!")

xxxx

ALIBABA: I am not having this conversation.
ALIBABA: I will be watching for the results of your new targets.


Akira chuckled. Sorry Futaba, I couldn't resist.

Morgana, standing near the edge of the stairs, bolted towards the bed. "Hey, I think the chief is getting upset with a customer!"

Akira arched an eyebrow. "Really...?" How odd.

Going downstairs (because he had wanted to get some curry before Sojiro closed up shop regardless), he saw the man...and realized it was Futaba's uncle, Youji Isshiki. (Not that he was supposed to know that name yet.) Oh. This jerk.

xxxx

Day: May 15th, 2016

Saw an art show. Saw a shady merchant. All told, a rather lazy Sunday...

Also watched Sojiro get angry at a customer.

Eh, I'm sure that guy deserved it.
 
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For that evil uncle, I imagine Akira has all the motivation he need to crush him like a soda can when the time comes.
 
You'll (Never) See It Coming, Part 32
/Monday: May 16, 2016/


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkyCSrq_UyQ

School went by as expected (save for a period where Dr. Maruki took over the biology class on Hiruta-sensei's behalf, surprisingly): whispered rumors, and surprised gossip when he actually got an answer right.

(The mid-term results can't come soon enough for you...)

After handing off his bookbag to Ann and Ryuji — "Feel free to bonk him if he acts weird," Akira joked, much to the cat's protests — he veered away from Shibuya's Central Street, taking a road that he knew by heart. After all...

(The Last Time Around™, when Madarame had passed away in prison, Yusuke Kitagawa had found out that he had still been considered the sole heir of Madarame's estate. Even if the numerous lawsuits and civil judgments over the years had whittled away at the majority of Madarame's ill-gotten assets, the 'modest shack' had remained in his possession...which meant Yusuke — all in a panic at the time about finding a place for him and his new wife to live, especially when they had a baby on the way! — all of a sudden had a place to make a family home. Futaba, to her credit, hadn't minded; from her point of view, its ramshackle quality 'only made it easier to respec its architectural skill points'...or something to that effect.)​

...it had been the home of the Kitagawa Family, eclectic and eccentric as they had been. It sure will be weird not seeing Futaba's dedicated server room, mused Akira as he approached the old and rickety house. Not to mention the cooling tower they built on the roof that piped directly into said server room...

Alas, thoughts of a former future would have to wait.

Once he announced his presence at the front door, Yusuke gladly welcomed him. Akira noticed that Madarame was in the kitchen adjacent to the entryway, calmly speaking on an old phone. The old man (more like wretched filthy abuser and stealer of livelihoods your comeuppance will come you vain fiend-!) put his call on hold, saying, "Ah, so you agreed to be my pupil's model after all?" With a shrewd glance, he asked, "Will you need me to draw up a contract? Despite my attempts to remain detached, I know that some people are rather picky about their likeness being used..."

I'm sure. "Not at all. I'm just interested in seeing what it's like." Madarame doubtless preferred it this way; if Akira didn't provide any legal requirements up front, then anything made by Yusuke would inevitably default to Madarame's control. But not for long, old man.

As Yusuke led Akira to his room, Kurusu looked around at the various sketches and practice pieces with a nostalgic air. "So...what kind of work were you wanting me to model for? Watercolor? Charcoal?" Akira tilted his head. "Marble statue?"

"I'm afraid my experience with sculpture is very lacking. A possibility for the future." Yusuke quietly motioned towards a chair. "You may disrobe at your leisure. I will direct your pose once I have a better perspective on your musculature."

And here we go. "You sound like you've worked with nude models before...?" He intentionally tried to sound disturbed.

Yusuke blinked. "Ah, but of course. Kosei's art program is quite substantial; the models we practice sketching are all professionals."

"Adults?"

"Naturally."

"Hmm."

Yusuke blinked again, this time with more confusion. "Is...something the matter?"

"Well, I'm still technically a minor; couldn't this get you in trouble?"

"...how so?" He genuinely didn't understand.

Akira resisted the urge to roll his eyes. The things I do for friends with Art for Brains. "I mean, wouldn't using a minor in nude art get you in trouble for...obscenity, or something? I'm not exactly sure how it would work with this situation-"

Yusuke gasped, as though he had been stabbed through the heart. "You...would accuse me of such vulgarity? As though I would defile my art for the purpose of indulging in carnal lust? Do you think me of as some...lowly purveyor of voyueristic doujinshi tripe?!"

...oh. Right. He had forgotten about all of the arguments Future Futaba had had with Future Yusuke about the artistic merits of doujinshi. It's been so long that it slipped my mind. To be honest, it shouldn't have been surprising that someone known as Madarame's pupil would have had a bit of an elitist streak towards works seen as 'derivative'. (Oh, the irony there.) "I'm just saying; I don't know exactly how this whole thing works. I just don't want you to get in trouble."

Yusuke's dander lowered, his furrowed brow finally relaxing. "...fair enough. You are doubtless a neophyte; you would not know the ins and outs of the art world. I am certain that Sensei would be able to squelch any uncertainties, if it was for the sake of art..." He quietly trailed off before sitting down at a canvas.

You hesitated. Akira didn't pounce on the opening, looking at the stool. "So just to be clear, you're not going to be doing anything weird?" (He knew Yusuke literally wouldn't be weird about it, but it was natural to ask such a question, because that's what the average teenager would ask, and man all of this pretending was downright tedious...)

"I don't get your implication," he flatly said. "As an aspiring artist, I would not sully my work."

"Okay, just so we're clear." Akira looked around quietly. "...you wouldn't happen to have a towel I can sit on, do you?"

The lanky boy faltered out of genuine dismay. "Ah! My apologies for the discourtesy."

As Yusuke rushed off, Akira calmly began to take off his shirt. I hope the others are doing well...

xxxx

/Meanwhile, in Mementos/

Skull and Panther both looked blankly at the Mona-bus. "...we forgot that Joker's the only one who knows how to drive," moaned the blonde in red.

The thuggish blond stomped the ground. "This is great. Why the eff can't you drive yourself, Mona?!"

"Hey, it's not my fault that buses aren't self-driving!" protested the living vehicle. "I mean, unless you feel like walking to our targets-"

A cheerful voice interrupted them. "Hiya!" The trio glanced over at none other than Jose, who was sitting behind the wheel of his toy car. Honk honk. "Where's the guy who normally drives you? Is he out sick? I've heard that humans can get sick sometimes and have to stay home...which sounds really inconvenient."

Panther suddenly smiled, clapping her hands together. "Jose-kun~!"

"Yes, pretty lady?"

"I have an idea that I'd like to share with you!"

Skull and Mona blinked. "You do?"

Ignoring them, she sweetly said, "How would you like to play a game with us? It's called 'Get Us to a Shadow as Quickly as Possible'..."

Jose smiled naively. "That sounds like fun! How do we play?"

xx

And that was how the Mona-bus ended up getting towed through Mementos by a gigantic toy car.

(And man, Jose could really book it when he wanted to!)

xxxx

/I actually don't know what Yusuke's canonical attitude towards doujinshi would be
//I imagine Madarame had a very low opinion of them, and such derision would have bled over to Yusuke
///but after enough time, I imagine Yusuke would have become more respectful of their nature as vehicles of self-expression
////even if he considered doujinshi in general to be lacking a certain...aesthetic appeal
/////also (not that I was going to be too descriptive about the modelling scene anyhow)
//////but for the sake of following SV guidelines, consider this formal acknowledgment that I will not be getting too descriptive to avoid running afoul of Rule 6
 
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"...we forgot that Joker's the only one who knows how to drive," moaned the blonde in red.

The thuggish blond stomped the ground. "This is great. Why the eff can't you drive yourself, Mona?!"

Two blondes and no clue between them, they could at least have tried to drive Mona.
"Driving-Lessons" sounds like something they gonna ask Joker about soon.
Good job Jose, I almost expected Makoto to appear behind them, with a long skit ending in her driving Mona.
 
And that was how the Mona-bus ended up getting towed through Mementos by a gigantic toy car.

(And man, Jose could really book it when he wanted to!)

Aw. As hilarious as that mental image is, I was admttedly hoping they would spend a good chunk of their trip crashing Mona into the wall several times as both try to drive him and Mona complaining about their driving.

/I actually don't know what Yusuke's canonical attitude towards doujinshi would be
Hmm. I think this is the closest thing we have to knowing his canon attitude (unless it somehow pops up in the manga and I don't remember/know).

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaC6ucLvB4&t=39m19s
From the way he talks about it in here, it seems he doesn't even know doujinshi exists?
Otherwise...yeah, I can see that he wouldn't think too highly of doujinshi because of Madarame.
 
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