The evening proceeded in a decidedly unconventional manner.
Over the next couple of hours...well, there was a lot of waiting around between being introduced to different Archetypes. Mostly to allow the MAGI time to analyze the changes in his mental profile and overall cognitive 'mass' (for lack of a better term) as he took upon more Archetypes. The negotiations had been...
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"So, do you find me attractive?" asked Silky.
Shinji's face went beet red at the unexpected question. "Um...uh...I mean...!"
"Hmm...I have reduced you to speechlessness? I don't know how to feel about that." The green woman tilted her head. "It's somewhat likable...?"
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...well...
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Mandrake - a strange creature that looked like a combination of a flower and a naked doll - tilted its head. "Come on, I dare you to smell my flower!"
Shinji blinked. "That's...are you sure?" It felt so rude. "I don't know if my nose works here..." he offered, as a polite excuse.
"Ha! But you've got a nose! You're funny."
But I wasn't joking!
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...kind of weird.
As evidenced by the bluish cat with the red boots and wide-brimmed hat, waving his sword with playful menace. "
En garde!"
Shinji grimaced as he parried with his shovel. "I'm sorry I don't have a sword!"
"
Nonsense! A shovel can be deadly in expert hands! Hoo, hah, nyah!" Why had the talking cat - Cait Sith, apparently - insisted on dueling
him instead of Hamlet, who actually
had a sword. "
Nyeh, you need to be more confident!"
"Sorry...
ack!" he barely managed to avoid the thoughtbeast's sabre, trying not to fall
and oh dear he was falling. "GAH!" he yelped, landing roughly on his rump.
"
You make ridiculous noises, knave!"
"...what's a knave?" he asked, wondering why it felt like a word that would fit right in with the play
Hamlet.
Cait Sith chuckled. "
Nyehehehe! Pretending to fall over yourself, making yourself look like a fool...well, I won't fall for it!"
What's there to fall for?! He honestly had
no idea how this was all going to pan out, and Misato's stifled giggles
weren't helping. "...well..." He had to win somehow. That was a condition placed by both the A.T. Agent
and the Archetype in question, because they
both apparently had an interest in making him feel silly. "...um..." Rising to his feet, he looked over the sword-wielding cat. "...what's that over there?"
"
What? A sneak attack?!" The Cait Sith whirled around-
THWACK.
The sabre was knocked out of the thoughtbeast's unsuspecting paws by an overhead shovel swing, eliciting a shocked yelp from the talking feline. "
No fair, vile scum! You tricked me!"
...I honestly didn't expect that to work. "...I didn't
ask you to turn around," he muttered. And now Misato's giggles had turned into
laughter.
"
A wretched excuse to justify your villainy! I hereby dub thee DEVIOUS, nyeh!"
"...but my name's Shinji." Why couldn't he say anything better than that?!
I must be tired. That has to be it. Becuase otherwise...otherwise...confound it, he couldn't even think of something to criticize himself over!
I really AM tired...
Cait Sith's green eyes narrowed. "
...a fair point. It wouldn't be fair to name you Devious when you already have a name...wait..."
And here it comes. The trend had become established by this point; once the Archetype achieved an 'epiphany' about its origin, the offer would come...
"
...and I remember why I have a name of my own! I was born of humanity! I am thou, and thou art I! I offer thee my sword, in the future battles to come, nyah~"
...like clockwork. "...sure thing."
"
Then our meow-velous pact has been sealed!" The Cait Sith dissolved into azure light, flowing into his body just as the last three Archetypes had.
"...okay." Shinji slumped, landing roughly on his butt. "I feel..." Not quite nauseous, not quite weary...but the sense of fatigue felt vaguely familiar. Like...something. "...full." That worked! Kind of.
Misato walked towards him, gazing down at him with a critical gaze that didn't quite fit with the playful grin on her face. "Well, given everything that's been going on, I think maybe
now would be a good time to call it quits..."
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"Don't you
dare call it quits Misato," growled Ritsuko, her teeth clamped
tightly around her third cigarette of the evening. "We still have so much more
testing to do!"
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"...because you look rather out of it, and I'd like you to be in good shape for tomorrow," finished Misato. "Besides, I'm sure the eggheads will have plenty of data to analyze for at
least the next several hours." Her last words sounded rather pointed.
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"...hmph. Fair enough." Dr. Akagi leaned back, rubbing at her eyes with a sudden sense of palpable exhaustion. The excited chatter and whispers of her subordinates served as a soothing balm.
Remember Ritsuko, he hasn't even been on the job for two weeks yet. Slow and steady...
But damn it, even this break felt like
wasting time! If Ayanami and Sohryu had been coveted by others for being Evangelion-users, there was no
telling what was going to happen once word about Ikari's unique ability got out...and it most certainly would. Of that, she had no doubt.
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Misato grinned. "Okay, I think we should call it an early evening. No telling what tomorrow may bring, and I need you to be well-rested!"
"That...sounds..." Lovely. Fantastic. Splendiferous. Insert-positive-word here. "...nice."
Misato nodded, gazing over at the boxing ring. "Okay kids! Time to wrap it up!" She briefly paused. "Ayanami, I think he's had enough."
"I agree," coolly remarked Rei. Her Persona had Kensuke's own in a straight ankle lock, which made for a
very amusing image. And yet, the blunette's current position - sitting over Kensuke's back, bending the boy's feet and legs backwards toward the back of his head - seemed even
more amusing, especially in light of the bespectaled teen's grimace of anguish. "Aida-san will need more training."
"Why do you
know this hold?!" hissed Kensuke, his voice quivering from obvious pain.
"Because the Boston Crab can be quite useful, depending on the situation."
"...
WHY do you know what it's
called?!"
"Should I not?" seriously asked Ayanami.
...she seems to be having a good time, deliriously thought Shinji. A bed sounded
really good right now.