Secret Santa Short Story Contest

So here goes for my submission.


A/N: Contains a little bit of depression, emotional suppression, suicidal idealization, brief mention/discussion of suicide, death, slavery, stereotypes, and other heavy topics. Also, nudity.
The grey, dirty slush covering the sidewalk oozed through my worn-out shoes, continuing to chill my sodden socks. The hot water at my apartment was probably still out, so I'd just have to quickly clean off, dry off, and bury myself in blankets once I got home, if I didn't want to lose another toe.

I turned the corner, looking at the bus shelter. The fuzzy orange glow of the digital sign showed up, so at least the city maintenance people had fixed that recently. Once I got close enough that I could read it, I felt the near-constant sinking in my gut as "Route 63: Service Canceled" was revealed to my brain.

"Merry fucking Christmas." I spat, trying to keep from crying.

The other route that went close to my apartment was twenty minutes of walking away. No way I was making it home before midnight.

Maybe I could call - no, my phone died this morning and I forgot to bring my charger. And Craig was kind of a jackass anyways, that I just hung around with because he was sometimes generous with food and beer.

So the fastest way to that other bus stop would be... thataway. I turned on a wafer-thin heel and was off. I was going to take a couple of shortcuts through alleys, but what's the worst that could happen? Getting stabbed would only mean I didn't have to worry about making rent anymore.

Something scuffed behind me, and I found myself turned around.

There was a fox. A fox holding - hey that's my phone!

As if realizing that I realized that, the fuzzball turned and ran, disappearing down a cross alley.

I lumbered into motion, trying to get my body around the corner to keep the fox - and my phone - in sight.

That didn't go so well, as immediately as I turned the corner, something in my chest started burning, I tripped, and then plowed into something soft.

I was surrounded by steam, warm and friendly, arms holding me off ground that was softer than concrete. The hissing of more steam, and the growing... crackle of flames?

I opened my eyes, looking around. There was snow, melting into water and mud, which was drying with whisps of steam.

"Huh?" I let out. "Eh?" I said, when I realized my voice had changed.

"Well, congratulations. And that's an interesting magic you have there." A woman spoke from behind me.

I spun onto my butt, my clothes suddenly cracking and scraping like stiff plastic. The woman standing there was dressing in a thick bomber jacket, unzipped and showing a dark green dress underneath it. Leggings and some knee-length boots completed the outfit.

"Bwah?" I said. Because aside from that, the woman also had a pair of fox ears on top of her head, and at least two fluffy tails visible from the front.

"I am Mako Miyake, and I'm here to help you." She said. "But given you don't seem to have control over your magic right now... hrm."

"Er... mag-" I ducked my head, and screamed and started rolling as I realized my jacket was on fire. I rolled, steam erupting from around me.

"Please. Chill. Metaphorically or literally, don't care which." Mako spoke over my screaming, and the thumping of steam explosions.

My jacket kept relighting itself, so I sat up and tossed that. Then my shirt caught fire. Losing a work uniform was pretty bad, but - oh right, fired. Right before Christmas. Letting it burn, then!

My pants were also on fire. And tighter around the waist. And the fire was... comfortable? I looked over at Mako, who had... she had some kind of shimmery blue fire around herself and her clothes.

"I'm going to be carrying you." She said. "Because I don't want you burning the floors. Got it?"

"But I seem to... be... on fire?" I said, looking at the blackening reminder of minimum-wage drudgery.

"Yeah, you seem fine, and I'm protected, so let's go!" She held out her arms.

"Huh?" I said.

Mako sighed, then bent down and picked me up like I weighed nothing. Her fiery aura was warm and comforting, and I glanced around at my location. Because the fresh snow, trees, and quiet didn't match the city. In fact, there was no sign of the alleyway where I came from. The only marker for this point was a pair of tall, wooden pillars.

Mako trod through the snow, and I glanced down. She had three tails emerging at her waist. And while their bodies all matched the bright gold of her hair, the tips were different. Two were black, matching her eartips, and the center one was a pastel pink.

She was walking along a path, even if it seemed to have snowed since it was last cleared. I twisted around to look at where we were going, only to see a big house. A big, Eastern-style house. Probably Japanese? I wasn't sure. And I also wasn't sure if Mako was Japanese herself. I think that was a Japanese name, but I wasn't completely sure.

Also, Mako was barely leaving any footprints. The last time I played in the snow I was probably... seven? And Mako's prints might have been as deep as mine back then. She certainly wasn't a short woman. And I wasn't that much smaller than I had been before getting... magicked up. I did have both my pinky toes again, so that was a nice benefit.

It didn't take that long to arrive at the house. Mako did... something, and a little fox made of translucent blue fire opened the door for us. The little fox trotted along on the heels of the bigger fox. A few more little foxes scampered past, holding... those were bits of my flaming clothing they were carrying.

Because I was on fire. Right.

A few turns brought us to a door, which by little fox-made-from-fire, revealed a bathroom. A door through that revealed a shower/tub room that I was only familiar by virtue of me being a weaboo.

"Okay, wait here. In here is all heatproof, so shouldn't be an issue." Mako deposited me on the ground. "Feel free to take a shower and soak in the tub. I'm going to figure out some clothes for you, and leave Sandra a note that you're in here so she doesn't barge in here."

"Sandra?" I asked, standing up.

"My other unofficial client, at the moment." She responded.

"Wait, client!?" I asked, with the most unusual flinch I'd ever had. "You're not expecting me to pay something? Because I'm very broke. Oh! And have no job."

"I'm a social worker." Mako said. "'Client' just means 'the person we're helping.'"

"Oh." I said, drooping in an odd way. "I see."

"Yup." Mako nodded. "Anyway, I will see about clothes. I would give you back your phone right now, but... you'd probably melt it."

"It's also out of juice, so not like I could actually use it." I shrugged.

"Well, I guess I'll charge it for you then." She said, and slipped out the door.

"Uh." I said. "So... I guess I'll just take a shower then?" I asked the empty room, flinching at the mirror on one wall. I took a moment to brace myself, then stripped off the charred remains of my clothes.

Which... wow. Boobs. Hips! No body hair! I frowned for a moment, shut my eyes, and turned to face the mirror.

I wretched my eyes open.

"Wow." I said, in my nice new voice. I was a girl! New figure... probably about average for a woman? I didn't look at too many women because I didn't want to come across as a creep. Decently tall, and a bit of muscle, too. I flexed, appreciating the little bit of tone and structure emerging from the padding.

I had long hair, deep red at the roots and brightening into orange and then glowing yellow at the tips. The tips actually curled upwards, rising into the air. My eyebrows were that same deep red. I also had a pair of fuzzy triangular eyes sticking out the side of my head. Like, in place of human ears, unlike Mako's. The fur changed colors along the same gradient, hairs shifting from deep red to bright yellow. A quick touch with my fingers revealed they smoothly merged into my head. And at the end of my spine, a tail.

A fox tail. Fluffy, same gradient as my ears and hair, and soft to the touch. Also, it's huge. Mako's tails were about the size of her arm, while mine was about the size of my entire torso. This was, like, Provence-weight floof.

I was also covered in a bit of ash, soot, and dust. So as for actually getting clean. Shower controls are over there, the switch for the fan is probably one of those right next to the door, a whole bunch of different bottles....

And if I was sort of on fire, I really didn't want to touch things too much lest I melt or ignite them in turn.

It took probably three times as long as normal to get myself clean. Including the fact that water very quickly turned to steam on me, meaning body wash... kinda broke down into grit under the heat.

And it made rinsing myself off harder, too. On the other hand, no more need for hot water for the shower, since I just superheated it right up.

Once cleaned up, I filled the bath with cold water, and slipped in. Within moments it was steaming, and the water started to drop. I moved the handle on the faucet so it started dripping water in.

Baths were nice. When was the last time I took one? Maybe... when I was twelve? Eleven? Why hadn't I taken any after that? Hmmmmmm............?

"Gah!" I shouted, startling right out of the bath. I cupped my shoulder, that had been shaken.

"Good morning?" Mako said, still coated in her own blue fiery aura. "You fell asleep." She loomed through the steam filling the room. The fan was still running, but it apparently wasn't able to keep up with my... magic.

"Huh." I yawned, stretching. "Uh, how long was I out?"

"Like, ten hours. Is the bath that comfortable?" She asked.

"Compared to the floor of my apartment? Yeah it's great." I shrugged, and stepped out of the tub. My skin and hair was already dry, which was nice. I didn't even have to feel evaporation chill. It was also a bit softer, too? Weird.

I panicked about sleeping through the start of my next shift. Then I remembered I was fired.

"The floor?" Mako asked in the meantime.

"Yeah, my mattress got all moldy from something wrong with the HVAC this summer, so I had to sleep on the floor."

Mako winced, her ears curling down.

"Also means I'm not going to get my security deposit back, since it was a furnished apartment."

"I think I am going to be the judge of that." Mako stated coldly. Then she relaxed. "Anyway, initial set of clothes. I'm going to have to figure out how to enchant with nomex or some other fireproof material to get you some final sets of clothing. Put on the armband first, since it's supposed to be general protection."

The pale pink armband was on top of the pile of clothes on the ground. It was threaded with some kind of rubbery plastic throughout it. Pulling it onto my wrist gave me a slight chill, but that passed.

Underneath that was a bra. "That should be the right size." Mako commented, leaning against the wall next to the door, eyes averted. Thankfully.

I grasped it with both hands.

After several moments of indecision and a few more of fumbling, I was now the proud wearer of an enchanted sports bra. Next came panties, jeans, and a top. The panties and jeans had a strap for my tail. Clipping that on was a little difficult, but it was probably easier than trying to fit all that floof through a small, elastic hole. The top was black, had some frills on the edges of the sleeves, and would have exposed some cleavage if I wasn't wearing a sports bra.

Honestly... I wasn't sure how I felt about the idea of having cleavage. On the one hand, boobs. On the other, getting leered at.

I stepped out into the other half of the bathroom.

"Take a look." Mako gestured towards the mirror.

I took a moment to brace myself, and then look at the cute... at the cutie in the mirror.

The clothes were a little messy and mismatched, but that added a kind of charm. And her smile. It was so warm and cute.

Hol up. That was me. I was the cutie.

I was the cutie.

I was the cutie!


"You feeling okay?" Mako asked, hugging me from the side.

I nodded through my tears.

"It is a bit much. Don't worry, you'll adjust." Mako said. "Now, breakfast."

She led me through the house to the kitchen. I glanced at the clock, which said 9:30. I almost panicked about being late for a shift, but then remembered I was fired and didn't have to worry about that for the moment.

Meanwhile, Mako emerged from the fridge with a giant platter filled with french toast. Precooked french toast. Enough food was on that platter to compare favorably with the volume of my entire torso. Actually, even my new one, given I wasn't too much smaller in width or height. And I did have some nice additions with some volume.

"Shouldn't take too long to reheat these." She said. "You want any fruit?" One of her tails flicked at the fridge.

"Sure?" I said, and stepped over to the fridge. There was an entire drawer full of fruit. Like, dang. I grabbed a couple of oranges and shut the door.

"So, let's talk next steps." Mako said, as she slid a giant frying pan onto the stove.

"Name change. We need to get your name changed on official paperwork. Not that hard; we have a clerk in the circuit court for just that reason. Do you have a new name decided already?" She tapped at the stove controls.

A piece of orange in my mouth, I simply shook my head.

"That's fine. It's not like anything is going to happen until the new year anyway. You can try out a few for a little bit." A few pieces of toast went into the frying pan.

"Then you have to update your name with a bunch of other places. And we need to get you a new ID and birth certificate." She stepped back from the stove, and one of her glowing blue foxes stepped up on the counter with a spatula.

"That's a lot."

"Yeah, it was easier when I went through it." Mako said.

"When was that?" I asked.

"1939." Mako said, eyes deep.

That date meant... if she born in Japan... I glanced around the kitchen. There were some paintings, as well as a few... poems? Wall scrolls? But I was enough of a weeb to recognize kanji specifically, so....

"I see." I said after the awkward moment of having nothing to say.

"Yeah, I got lucky." Mako said. "I could have committed suicide, in the name of someone who didn't want it, on behalf of people who would forget about me and never care. So now I'm free, happy, and at peace with myself."

"That sounds nice." I commented, before I shoved another piece of orange into my mouth because that might have been the wrong thing to say.

"Give it time, you'll get there." Mako stepped over and patted me on the shoulder. "Just move forward, alright?"

"I- okay?" I said, my eyes stinging a bit.

"However." Mako turned back around and stepped towards the stove, now holding a plate. "I recommend eating something. You're hungry, right?"

"I... yeah, it's been... seventeen hours since I ate, so probably." I shrugged.

"Girl, you need to pay attention to your body." Mako shook her head as her little fox flipped the toast.

"what" I eloquently responded to that statement. I mean, calling me a girl?

Mako shot me an impressive unimpressed look. The way her entire body rotated, the tilting and detilting of her head, the way her right eyebrow raised then joined the left in forming a flat line, all of it gave the impression she did that a lot. I had to wonder how dense her other clients were if she was doing that look so frequently.

"Anyway, Merry Christmas. You've gotten to sleep in, and you get a ton of french toast for breakfast." Mako said.

"Considering I wasn't expecting anything this year, nice." I nodded. "Thanks."

"You can keep the clothes, too." Mako nodded.

"Thanks?" I replied, finishing my first orange.

"You're welcome." Mako said simply, then held out the plate so her little fox could load it up.

"I, uh, have questions about magic." I said, hand raised next to my shoulder.

"There's an information packet on the table." Mako said, moving past me to the fridge.

"Oh, really?" I said, moving forward and sitting down.

"Yeah, we've been doing this for a couple of decades." Mako removed a small pan from the fridge and set it on the stove. "Informational packets were standardized and improved from year two."

The pamphlet wouldn't have looked out of place in a doctor's office. I started reading it while idly eating my other orange.

That occupied my attention for a bit, until something stuck in my brain.

"Did you speedrun glitch me into this body?" I asked.

"What?" Mako looked at me, and then decided to pick up the plate loaded with warm french toast.

"Right here, it says the reason my body changed is because you awakened my magic while drawing me into a pocket world. Which sounds exactly like a trick out of a speedrun." I stated, pointing at the relevant part of the pamphlet.

Mako gave me a different, flat look. "You know what, sure? I speedran your physical transition."

"Neat." I nodded.

Mako snorted, and placed a plate of french toast in front of me. "Eat up."

"Thank you." I said, and dug in.

"Would you like a fork?" Mako asked, eyebrow raised.

"Oh... sorry?" I said.

Mako rolled her eyes.

"You don't use them?"

"Saves on washing dishes. Besides, my diet was mostly employee combo meals or instant ramen blocks." I shrugged.

"Girl, I have a dishwasher." Mako sighed, then reached out and clapped me on the shoulder. Then she froze. "Wait, wouldn't you need a spoon for ramen?"

I tilted my head. "You don't add water. You just eat the block."

Mako cycled through half a dozen expressions before slumping.

"Let me get you a fork." She eventually spoke.

Two plates later, someone else entered the room. My ears twitched as I followed the motion. I turned to look at probably-Sandra, and found myself looking at... tall four-armed doll-mecha girl. Paneled, flexible skin, green modules and panels at joints, and mechatenna instead of ears. Plus green hair and glowing green eyes. She was also wearing fluffy pajama pants and a tank top with large arm holes.

"Sup." She waved with her lower left arm. "I'm Sandra. You have a new name yet?"

"Er, no." I said. "Not sure where to start with that."

"Why not start with the names of your video game characters?" Sandra asked, sitting down.

"Let me see..." I said, frowning. "I went with Ellie on like twenty games, so I guess that? Also went with Cynthia a few times... Also have a few Rachels and Laurens."

Sandra and Mako remained silent, covering their mouths in a poor attempt at hiding smirks.

"Aren't you going to say something?" I asked, waving my fork.

"Girl, it's your own decision." Mako said. "Trying to intervene in that... not something I want to pass down."

"Hrrm?" I said.

"Name, first." Mako sighed.

"Ellie." I nodded.

"Great. Want a hug, Ellie?" Sandra asked.

"Sure?" I said, only to get enveloped in four arms. They weren't as soft as ordinary human arms, but they were still pretty soft. And I was softer, too, which meant getting hugged went from miserable to wonderful.

"Oh." I said - I sobbed, helpless, in the arms of some stranger I just met moments ago.

When I finally stopped crying, Sandra had me held at arms length, still secured, at my shoulders and elbows.

"Uh, sorry about the snot." I said, looking anywhere but her face. Or body.

"'S okay." Sandra said, sitting back and closing her eyes. "I should be able to clean that easily enough."

"You keep eating." Mako said. "When was the last time you had a decent meal?"

I frowned, and considered it. Was it...

"Never mind." Mako snapped her fingers in front of my face. "Just eat." There were also a couple more plates filled with toast on them in front of me, as well as a pot of some fruit sauce.

"Yes ma'am." I shook my head a few times, then grabbed one of the pieces of toast-

"Fork, please." Mako sighed. "Especially if you want blueberries."

"Yes ma'am." I mumbled, grabbing my fork.

Sandra, meanwhile, stared at her top-right hand for several seconds, before a little black-and-green diamond... diamond-shaped drone? appeared over her hand, and floated over to her chest. A green beam washed over her, leaving behind pristine cloth and... skin, I guessed.

"Oh, you've been practicing your magic!" Mako chirped, grinning.

"Oh no." Sandra murmured.

"Why don't you take over warming up the toast?" Mako continued, and clapped her hands.

Sandra gave her a look, which Mako ignored.

"Give me a moment." Sandra sighed, then held up all four hands in front of her like she was holding an invisible soccer ball. A moment later, another, bigger diamond-drone appeared in shimmering green light, then hummed over to the stove. The little glowing fox jumped off the counter-wait, it should have kept going and hit the floor. Huh?

"So once you've eaten, I'm going to get the boots and jacket I made for you." Mako frowned, then reached into her pocket and pulled out a surprisingly large notebook.

"And then-" She pulled out a pen, clicking it a few times. "-we stress-test your new gear, and see how well it works for protection."

"Stress-testing doesn't sound right for Christmas." I said, gesturing with the fork and nearly spraying Sandra with the blueberries. "Blueberries are pretty good, though." I said around a mouthful of fruit and toast.

"Thanks. But I think you'll like it." Mako smiled warmly, not sadistically.

Once I finished eating that entire giant pile of french toast - serious how did I fit all that in my gut and have it more flat than when I dropped out - and all the blueberries, Sandra offered me a tour of the house, having eaten a relatively more reasonable lunch compared to me while I was devouring a very late breakfast.

The house was surprisingly simple and modern for a kitsune-owned mansion in a pocket dimension. Not modern in the sense of being ultra-sleek, ultra-minimal everywhere, but there were a lot of hints that it was being kept up to date with technology. No smart home things, but still. LED lighting strips above the windows, and things like new doorknobs and power outlets. The furniture was varied and wasn't pristine, clearly used often.

Starting from the bottom, there was a gym, with a few machines, and a storage area. Apparently, there was a floor below that, but since it had the pocket world stuff in it, we weren't allowed in.

"Those are a lot of weights." I said, looking at the racks of metal disks.

"Indeed." Sandra nodded. "One of the near-universal attributes of magical people is their intense physicality. Hence the large amount of weights. Without them, the exercise is just flexing."

On the main floor, there was the kitchen, dining room, living room, a couple of smaller sitting rooms, and the mudroom. The living room had a christmas tree set up - not overdone, but still decorated. There were only a few presents underneath.

The next floor had the bedrooms. "This one is yours." Sandra said. The walls were covered in curtains, a bright, vibrant green. A bed rested in the middle, sheets and pillows missing, and a couple of dressers with drawers askew were on the wall. Light streamed through the windows, picking up dust.

"Who lived here before?" I asked, stepping in gently.

"Mirabelle." Sandra said. "She's a snake-girl. She moved out about a month ago, got a job as an insurance adjuster."

"Really?" I turned to face her.

"Yeah, I think she took inspiration from a constrictor of some sort. Liked hugs a lot. Brown and green scale pattern." Sandra shrugged.

"No, I was talking about the insurance adjuster bit." I said, confused.

"Hey, don't assume everyone is like you. Anyway. The other bedroom is mine. Bathroom's over there." Sandra started pointing, cycling through each arm. "We all pitch in to clean the common areas. Mako will get on your case if your own room isn't clean. Towels and sheets in that closet over there. Washer and dryer in that room. Cleaning supplies by the stairs.

"The upper floors are Mako's. She's got a workshop and her own rooms up top." Sandra pointed up. "Prefers we don't mess with them."

"Okay, got your other clothes." Mako bounced down the stairs.

In the mudroom, Mako handed over socks and boots. A couple pairs of thick boots, actually.

"Oh, these are sturdy." I said, tapping my heels against the floor. The boots were black with purple accents, and had steel-looking hardware. I pushed against the toe box - yup, steel under there, too.

Then came a jacket, beanie, and gloves. They were actually pretty thin, and the jacket had a slit and long tails in the back, fitting it around my tail. The hat had its sides cut out to go around my ears. It was hemmed along those, though.

"How do they fit?" Mako asked.

"A little loose." I shrugged.

"Yeah, Maria won't have space in her schedule to adjust them for a couple weeks, I think." Mako shrugged in response.

"Didn't you adjust my clothes yourself, though?" Sandra asked. She had switched over to a set of slacks, and a coat that covered her arms while keeping their independence. It was also much bulkier than mine, as were her accessories, including a set of four matching gloves.

"Yes, but yours aren't enchanted." Mako said. "Adjusting normal clothes is a function of the Standard Imperial Foxbride, but working with enchanted stuff is another matter altogether. So now that I've enchanted them, I can't adjust them anymore."

With that, we trooped out into the snow, which unlike the last time did not immediately produce steam explosions.

Then my tail brushed the surface, resulting in another hi-thoom and minor shockwave.

The two women looked at me.

"Just keep your tail up for the moment, I guess?" Mako shrugged. "And I don't think snow angels would work for you." As if to rub the point in, she fell onto her back and started wiping the shape with her limbs.

"So the stress-test is just an excuse to play in the snow?" Sandra asked, eyebrow raised.

"Yep." Mako grinned.

"Great." Sandra said, then loped over to the trees, vanishing a few moments later.

"Hmm." I said, then took a few steps off the path, and knelt down. It really had been a while since the last time I had done anything like this.

I dug my gloves into the snow, which thankfully did not explode, and started sculpting. Hopefully no one would knock these down. Given my new form, I should make these a little different. I probably needed a few twigs to make the structure, but still.

The snow was damp, perfect for sculpting. So I focused on the work, resulting in a snow foxgirl. A cone for the base, representing a skirt, two pointy ears sticking out from the head, supported by internal twigs, like my own fox ears. And then more snow packed on the back to represent a fluffy tail.

Some time later, I was rudely interrupted by a snowball vaporizing on my face.

"Sorry!" Mako called. I looked up and found her involved in a running snowball fight, her little blue foxes scooping up snow for her to throw.

A glance behind me showed Sandra, three large drones orbiting around her and blasting the snowballs apart. Or at least some of them, because Mako was a snowball-pitching machine out there, slinging enough snow to force Sandra into cover behind a tree.

Sandra shoved some snow around to create a rough fort around the tree, then hunkered down.

"Come on, let's team up!" She called over.

"Oh?" Mako called. "Ganging up on an old lady? How uncouth!"

Then a barrage of snowballs soared towards me. I dove out of the way, practically soaring... until my face and hair vaporized another chunk of snow. I slapped my tail against the ground under my legs, and slumped into the steam-explosion-formed hollow as a respite from the incoming... well, not fire, per say, covering my clothes and vaporizing against my hair and face. I braced against the ground and leapt again, this time making it halfway to the trees.

It also involved a lot of high-energy phase transition, but I used the resultant hollow for cover as I made a third leap, and from there into harder cover behind a tree.

Enhanced physicality, yeah. Sandra was not kidding about that.

Then the trees rustled, and I looked up just in time to see all the snow in the branches fall. Fortunately, instead of getting cold, melting snow in my coat, I was briefly enveloped in the warmth of expanding steam. Thinking quickly, I yanked off my glove and punched the ground, dropping into the newly formed hole.

With my glove back on, I started rolling out a bunch of snowballs, piling them against the side of my hole. I had maybe a dozen snowballs when incoming snowballs started raining against the back of the hole.

I grabbed three snowballs in my left arm, and one in my right hand. I popped up out of the hole, and threw.

And the snowball promptly shredded, falling apart instantly.

"Too strong for the snow!" Mako cried, and promptly nailed me right in the face. Of course, this did little except obscure my vision for a moment. I grabbed one of my ready snowballs and tried with less power.

The snowball didn't disintegrate, but missed Mako wildly.

Sandra finally managed to hit Mako, who yelped.

"That went right in my ear!" And with that, Mako turned away from me and started slinging snow again.

I took the opportunity to line up a better shot.

It still missed, splattering across the crust of the snow.

My last shot at hand managed to clip one of her tails.

This was a mistake, as she turned to me, and with a fresh supply of snowballs from her little foxes, I was forced back into cover.

I grabbed a few more snowballs, and emerged to find Mako had backed off. Sandra had crouched down, arms paired together by side to churn out a stockpile. Her drones remained with her, drifting slowly.

I crouched to pack my own shots together. Moments passed and snowballs piled up, and then I twitched at a sound from the side.

A storm of snowballs streamed through the air around both of our stockpiles, as we dove for cover. Mako had returned, at an angle to cover both of our supplies. One of Sandra's drones fell, glow gone. It shattered on the fragile snow under the trees, the fragments fading from existence.

"Oh, that's not fair!" I spotted some glowing blue foxes absconding with our own snowball stockpiles.

"All's fair in love and war, ladies!" Mako cried, snowballs rising up around her, all glowing with a blue aura.

There was no dodging that amount of snowy shots, and I was knocked down, my tail smushed against the mud as snow vaporized around me.

"And I think that's match point." Mako said, and could practically hear a grin.

I kipped up, then realized what I'd actually done. I'd never been that agile, even as a kid.

Sandra burst from a pile of snow twice her size. "I am going inside before I catch a cold."

"Yeah, we should get cleaned up before dinner." Mako said.

We trooped back to the door. We removed our shoes in the mudroom, and hung our coats up. Gloves and hats went into a box. And despite snow sticking to the outside of Mako's and Sandra's clothes, mine were clear of powder and still dry.

"Sandra, do you want to bathe first, or should we go in instead?"

"Wait, why are we going in the bath together?" I asked.

"Ellie, you got mud all over the underside of your tail." Mako raised a finger. "Trust me, that's the hardest part to clean."

"Uh, okay?" I said.

"Look, I recognize that you might not be fully comfortable." Mako raised one hand, palm up. "But you'll also be uncomfortable if you don't get the mud out of your tail. And given the amount of fluff that tail has, you're going to need help keeping it clean. So.. gonna throw you in the deep end here, because I don't want you developing bad habits."

"Er..." I leaned back.

"Would it help if I let you wash my tails first?" She tried.

I nodded a few times.

"Okay, let's go."

That meant stripping down together with Mako, and entering the bath room. I kept my bracelet on. If it was mitigating my heat, it might mean I wouldn't ruin the soap and whatnot. The shower beat down on the tiles in moments.

"Alright, let me show you how to take care of long hair. Because I doubt you've had the opportunity to learn before." Mako said from behind me.

I shook my head, hair whipping about, against my shoulders and ears.

What followed was a brief lesson on different kinds of hair products, and how and when to use them.

"Wash the upper part of your body before doing your tail." Mako advised. "That way it won't just get dirty again."

With that bit of knowledge, I washed down my upper body.

"Ready to wash my tail?" Mako asked, setting the stool in front of me and sitting down on it.

"Yep. I nodded, even if she couldn't see me.

"Okay, start with the shampoo." She gestured to the basket without looking back. "Can you start with my center tail?"

"Sure." I said, looking at the pink tip.

"Okay, grasp it a few hand lengths down - yeah, that's a good strength. Use your other hand and start applying a bit of shampoo. Stroke down and then back a bit. It's just like normal hair except the tail shape." Mako kept advising me. "You're probably going to want more shampoo when you do it because of your fluff volume."

Then she started talking about the biology of hair.

"Uh...." I stated.

"Yeah, it's okay if you don't get it. But would you rather I be quiet?"

"Er.. yeah, keep talking." I blushed, grateful that she couldn't see.

The conversation ended once I finished rinsing her left tail.

"Thank you." Mako said, getting up from the stool. "Now, your turn."

"Okay..." I sat down.

Mako was gentle enough, but it was still awkward. I wracked my mind for a topic.

"So you think I'll grow more tails?" I turned around.

Mako froze for several moments, face twitching between tense expressions I couldn't identify.

"I would hope not." Mako spoke precisely. "Because despite how being a kitsune has improved my life... it is still something of a curse."

"Eh?" My ears twitched, as if scanning.

"Kitsune, as well as several other mythical races, are templates. Patterns applied to a person that overwrite parts of them. Especially magically speaking." Mako let go of my tail.

I turned back to face front. I'd expected some response from her about me seeing her in the nude, maybe tell me to face forward, but dang.

"It might be a bigger and comfier box, a box that I fit in better, than what I started with, but it's still a box." Mako stated.

"A template?" I asked, concerned. This seemed a very heavy topic for something I just brought up as a distraction.

"I was not joking when I said 'Standard Imperial Foxbride' earlier." Mako said bluntly. "Some ancient emperor wanted a harem of foxbrides, and was able to create a standardized template that could be applied to anyone. Knowledge, magic, and loyalty, all applied and enforced upon someone."

Okay, this was definitely a very heavy topic to discuss now of all times.

"We're free from external control now, but internally, we still have to fight. Every single foxbride has the same body shape, the same innate knowledge, and the same magic, unless we break it from the inside." Mako's voice was... not exactly stressed, but there was definitely some tension I was hearing.

If I looked back, she might never speak again. Okay, probably not. She'd been through a lot if my knowledge of history was in the right ballpark. And she was still good - mentally well enough to help people.

But still. Do not look at her.

"That bracelet I made?" Mako was probably pointing at this moment. "I had to break through my magical instincts and restrictions to develop that enchanting style. Normally I should only be able to enchant things through calligraphy in a long-dead language on a certain type of paper of an exact size. Using TPU threads woven throughout clothing is not something a foxbride could do, but I have cut a hole in my box to do that. My own efforts have allowed my individuality to shine through again.

"And sometimes breaking a box can have… adverse affects. I don't know if you're familiar with Korean mythology, but…. They fixed it eventually, but from what I understand, it's very much a sore point for the entire community over there. You're either accusing someone who never got that defective programming, which is rude, or you're accusing someone who did get the programming and had to suffer through it.

"You're just a foxgirl who can use fire." Mako sighed. "You don't have a box, you aren't chained from the inside, you have a custom chair."

"So being just a firefox is better?" I asked, head tilted.

"There are disadvantages you are free from, and I would not wish them upon anyone." Mako said. "If there was a way to disentangle the advantages from the disadvantages, then I would have already passed them on to you. But I can't. I still have a lot of work to do on myself, until I'm truly comfortable "

"Oh." I said. "Sorry about bringing it up?"

"Don't worry about it." Mako grabbed me on the shoulder. "This is something I will be bearing for a long time. It's not something I can conceal from myself if I want to make progress. And I don't want you stumbling over this and freaking out."

"Uh, best of luck on your self-improvement?" I tried.

"Thanks, but you also have a lot of work to do on yourself. Mentally and magically, at least. Physically, you're all good. I'll have to remember your 'speedrun' joke for future clients." Mako picked up my tail again.

"Glad you like it?" I shrugged, then looked back again. Mako was completely relaxed, at this point. I know I wouldn't have been that comfortable after dropping that kind of bomb while talking with someone in the bath.

Still, with that fact out in the open, things were a little more relaxed. We finished bathing - Mako wanted to fix up some things in her workshop so she wasn't taking the time to soak, but I did need to wait for my clothes to finish going through the washing machine. Given how my jacket had gotten de-snowed and dried just by me wearing it, I wasn't worried about needing to dry them.

Mako did offer to brush my immediately-dry tail for me, but… I waved her off.

After dressing, I sat down in the living room, on the big red couch. Apparently, Mako had left my phone charging somewhere in here.

A minute of searching through drawers later, in addition to a random set of paint tubes, a sketchbook, and several other things I couldn't identify, I found my phone, connected to a charger and fully charged

It powered on, and after a couple minutes of loading screens, it allowed me to unlock it. There were no missed calls, no messages waiting to be read.

Of course, there was also no signal, too.

Still, I took a moment to check everything. There was Wifi, but it was password-protected.

Trying to guess the password wasn't worth it, so I just put my phone back in the drawer. Then I had a lightbulb moment, removed it again, and took it upstairs to my new room. I left it on the dresser, and came back down.

As I reached the ground floor, Sandra was there, holding a bunch of cardboard boxes.

"Ellie!" She said. "Want to help me with dinner?"

"Sure." I shrugged. "What are we having?"

"Fried chicken." She said. "Apparently that's a thing for Christmas in Japan."

"Yeah, I can do that." I said.

"Thanks." Sandra nodded. I followed her into the kitchen. She put down the boxes on the counter (this was a huge kitchen, even without the not-dining-room dining area.)

"So I'm going to make the batter for the chicken. Can you grab the frying baskets?" Sandra asked.

"Uh, where are they?" I asked, heading to the sink.

"Somewhere to the right of the stove, I think." Sandra said.

Considering the size of the kitchen, that limited me to twelve cabinet doors. Which cost a couple minutes to search through.

"Alright, got them." I finally said, placing a few wire mesh racks on the counter.

"Great." Sandra grabbed a plate. "You see the list on the bulletin board? That's our menu for tonight. We need the rest of the meal too."

Between the two of us, the meal went together... well, not smoothly, but it went together. And it was a big meal. Sandra had a bigger appetite than most women of her size. And considering how much I ate for breakfast….

"Are we going to eat all this?" I asked.

"Yeah, probably." Sandra said. "Downside of magic is the food bills."

We finished... well, we finished before Mako came down for dinner. Sandra turned down the oven and set the timer. The hot food would go in there once it had cooled down.

That was the plan, but Mako arrived downstairs soon enough to make it moot.

We went into the living room and sat on the couch. Just as well, because the dining room was a bit big for three people. Mako put on some anime, and we watched that, sitting together on the couch and eating fried chicken.

"Thank you." I said, as on screen, two of the characters raced down a winding, snowy road on bikes, treating something small like the biggest thing in the world, Initial D music playing in the background, and dramatic screaming

"Aw, we haven't even gotten to the presents yet." Mako leaned over Sandra and gave me a hug.

Sandra snaked her left arms around me and did a partial hug.

"Best christmas ever?" Sandra asked. "Because it's certainly mine."

"I do think it's mine, too." I nodded. "Even if, well…" I gestured with my chopsticks. Mako's foxfire foxes were on standby to grab any food I dropped and dispose of it in the trash.

"Never gets old, hearing that."

A few episodes later and large amounts of fried chicken, pickled vegetables, and other food later, Mako declared it was present-opening time. The presents were already divided.

My pile was the largest, due to one big one, oblong and pointy. The presents were hastily labeled with my new name on them.

"Okay, Ellie, you get to open one first." Mako pointed at me.

"Okay." I considered whether to open the big one first, and decided for that course of action. "It's a... plush shark?" Blue, big, and also modified with those plastic threads Mako used, probably to make it fireproof.

""It's a Blåhaj!"" Both of them said, cheer evident.

".... Okay, I'm gonna ask for an explanation later." I said, to a pair of groans. "Sorry, but I don't get it. Still cute though."

Sandra opened a watch from Mako, and Mako opened a painting from a friend.

I also got a small "starter pack" of makeup, complete with instructions, a bunch of hair accessories (all enchanted to be fireproof), a complete set of bedsheets, all fireproofed, a couple pillows, also fireproofed, and a calendar for the upcoming year, which was not fireproofed.

Sandra also got a pair of sunglasses, modified to fit her mechatenna but also capable of shifting for human ear shape, and a fancy microphone.

Mako had a bunch of cards from friends and former clients, as well as a bunch of books, paintings, and other art. Surprisingly few foxes displayed in that, but a bunch of them came with magical greetings - foxfire foxes popping out of cards, birds made out of leaves singing songs, and other displays emerging from paper or small trinkets.

"Alright, you two. It is now late, and you need sleep. Ellie, Sandra, merry Christmas." Mako said. "Get to sleep; I'll clean up down here."

I dragged my gifts upstairs, made my bed, and got into a bed for the first time in months. And promptly rolled from my front onto my side, because apparently sleeping face-down with boobs is not comfy.

Then I got out, grabbed my new shark, and brought it into bed, hugging it as I laid on my side. Much more comfortable. As I fell asleep, I wondered what tomorrow would bring, with warmth in my heart for the first time in years.!!


A/N
Only just realized when I thought about my previous contest submission and the similarities… I'm starting to see a pattern.
This got a bit... like a kitsune tail, it's got fluff, but it's also got non-fluff parts.
Wooooo! So fluffy! Super cute! Merry Christmas!
 
A Tale of Two Wizards

When one thought of the home of Merlin, Father of the Arthurian Mages, Perfecter of the Latin Magics, Royal Advisor of the court of Pendragon, and general wizard, usually they thought dark stone towers, places hedged in by the moor, perhaps even on a loch, and he most definitely pondering a glowing blue orb. Most would anyway, and most would be very disappointed and perhaps even awestruck to find him where he was and what he does all day, especially around Christmas. Right now, Merlin… is very happy to sit in a lawn chair, basking in the 70 degree temperatures of Miami, Florida. He wears his favorite pair of cargo shorts, and a 'Hawaiian' shirt as it was called. It is a good life, as far as he is concerned.

After the hubbub and… questionable decisions of the first centuries AD, He is happy to simply relax, and no longer interfere in the lives of the 'mortals' as the more callous members of the supernatural community calls them. But… His mind is at odds with his relaxed demeanor. He, the ancient being he is, Master of Magic Mysteries, Keeper and Shepherd of the Line of Pendragon… doesn't know what to get someone for Christmas. Oh, he could get a normal person a wondrous gift that would become a family heirloom, but… he was out of imagination when it came to the… yearly tradition he and a 'friend' had come up with.

Every year, Kamuzu and him exchanged gifts, but of a most unusual sort. The gifts, (which had begun less as general ribbing and a thing of fun, but actual attempts to kill each other in the most creative way possible) would be used to prank the sender on New Years.

So it is with a silent grumble, Merlin got up, stretched, and goes into his trailer, taking the secret portal back to his tower in England to plan his gift.


[-]​


Kamuzu was at a party. HIS party. His fine, high class party. Located in the highest skyscraper in Cairo… and he hatesit. Oh, everyone was polite and kind, from the national ambassadors and representatives, to the American business magnates and CEOs. The food was to die for, and the band was one of the best money could buy, but he knew why they were all here. To network and connect, to shift and weave, to impress and woo him. To wheel and deal and attempt to make him sell out his nation's past and artifacts for a quick buck!

…deep breathes Kamuzu, deep breaths. You didn't survive the whims of Pharaohs and prepared curses that still endure and bring woe and doom upon trespassers. Now all you need to do is massage these graverobbers egos, and you can finally do something you enjoy.
So, with a smile and refined voice he knows is fake, he makes a tinking sound on his glass of fine wine.

"Friends! Thank you for attending the 27th Annual Egyptian Cultural Preservation Societies Christmas Charity Galla!" A pause to allow a short run of applause from people who could truly care less about cultural preservation aside from how much money or clout it could get them, and he continues with false cheer. "But I think it is time to round out tonight. But before we all leave… I would very much like to thank you all for attending, and contributing to this great cause I am the proud founder of!"

Another round of applause, a few meaningless exchange of pleasantries, and Kamazu is off to his workshop, hidden in the sublevels of the skyscraper.

[-]​

Merlin, now clothed in his proper wizardly robes, was still in the midst of a conundrum, oh, if he wanted something super malicious, but as the present was to be used on him during the new year, he wanted to keep it from being too malicious, so… what to do?

…Ah, that will do.

Merlin raised up his hands, and began to chant, twisting the magics of the arcane as he wished, bending it to his design and thought.

A hint of the arctic wind, the touch of dragon fire, the charge of static electricity, and finally the smell of fresh tobacco, and he had it. The classic exploding cigar, but now shocking, burning and freezing its victim alongside the usual surprise of exploding.

Kamazu would not see this coming, and with a little luck Merlin would see it before it hit him.

[-]​


Kamazu's hands traced over ancient glyphs, papyrus manuscripts, and records of tomb curses, and wondered what he should surprise Merlin with. Perhaps a stack of ink absorbing paper? A curse which made a portal spit one out at a random location? Perhaps a simple amulet which conjured a swarm of scara… actually, no on that last one… to many reminders of *that* one and his patron.

So what should he do…

Kamazu, now out of his stifling two piece and back into his traditional garments, stroked his chin. So many ideas, so little time.

Ah! That would do. An inscription here, a chanted prayer there, and he had it. A cursed ring, which would cause sand to build up in random and inconvenient places where one dwelled, and as Kamazu's place already had sand in random places, it wouldn't be too out of place when it fell on him.

[-]​

Yeah… this fought me, and sadly is half finished.
I'd like this more if it was fully finished, but what's there is nice.
 
When I was nine, I met Santa Claus.

I remember that Christmas Eve vividly. My father was busy working the late shift again, so it was just my mother, me, and, of course, my little sister. She was being a brat, as usual. That day, my existence must've somehow offended her, for she saw fit to fling her applesauce at me not once, but twice during dinner. The second time, I snapped at her—she'd just ruined my Power Rangers T-shirt—and my mom sent me to bed early as a punishment. I didn't actually go to bed, of course. Instead, I spent maybe an hour rereading some comics in my room, then held a make-believe tournament amongst my action figures.

Sooner or later, though, I got bored enough to give sleep a shot. I remember tossing and turning in my pajamas, grumbling to myself as the house gradually quieted down. I heard my father come home, greet my mother with quiet murmurs, before they both retired to their room. Even then, though, I couldn't fall asleep. Maybe it was lingering frustration at my sister. Perhaps it was excitement for Christmas Day. Or maybe it was simply fate. Whatever the case, as I stared at a spider that had decided to spin a web in the corner of my ceiling, I decided I was going to do something. Screw mom and her stupid rules. I was going to catch Santa!

While I remember that Christmas Eve vividly, what happened that night is seared into my mind.

I had no issue sneaking out. The house was dead quiet. Normally, I might hear the house settling, or perhaps the humming of the boiler. Tonight, there was none of that. It was just me, the sound of my bare feet against the wooden floor, and an ocean of silence pressing down around me.

It wasn't tricky making it to the living room from the hall. We kept a small star-shaped nightlight there in case anyone had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. The living room itself was a little trickier; some of my sister's wooden dolls were strewn on the floor, and I only had starlight from the window to guide my steps. I checked the tree. There were a few presents there, but from what my squinting eyes could make out, there didn't seem to be any more than before. The stockings, too, remained limp and empty. Santa hadn't arrived yet. I settled onto an armchair to start my vigil. But it was rather comfortable, my eyelids were heavy,

and after a while, well…

Some time later, I startled awake. For a moment, I wasn't sure what it was that had jolted me from my slumber. Then I breathed in, and I almost gagged. It wasn't that there was a bad smell in the air, or anything. Rather, the air itself had woken me. It was strangely warm and moist, especially for what had been a rather dry winter. I could feel its dampness against my skin, too. It was as if an invisible dog was silently panting right in front of me, and I was bathed in its breath.

There was a sound. I wasn't sure what it was at first, but my gaze locked onto our chimney. As the sound continued, I got a better picture of it. It was an intermittent squelching, as if someone was wringing the juices out of raw meat as one might a wet cloth. As moments passed, the sound only grew stronger. I found myself unconsciously holding my breath. Then, in the shadowy fireplace, I saw something move.

Our chimney was relatively modern. Although on the outside the fireplace looked like the brick-and-mortar construction you might envision, the inside was actually a thin pipe leading up to a metal cylinder protruding from the house's roof. It was blatantly impossible for anything of reasonable size to fit down the chimney and into the fireplace. And yet, the Thing before me had casually ignored that immutable fact of reality.

The Thing From The Fireplace was unlike anything I had ever seen before, or have seen since. From a distance, one could perhaps confuse it for a rotund old man, clad in red with white trim. However, if you approached, that image would quickly unravel into a babbling mess of chaotic descriptors. It was big, bigger than the moon and the sun and all the stars in the sky. It was smaller than a speck of dust. It was fat, bulbous and round enough to protrude from the flat canvas of reality. It was red-green, but neither, and nowhere in-between. It had no face, and yet it was smiling at me.

I took a step back unconsciously. My foot landed on something small and wooden. It snapped.

"Merry Christmas, little boy," the Thing said.

I screamed.

* * *

Author's note: Credit to the YouTube channel Tale Foundry's video "How to write the impossible," which I made use of techniques from.
This was fun. Not what I was expecting, but it definitely got me chuckling. Thanks a lot for writing this.
 
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Or: A Victory.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
This world—this slice of the world—is a prison. Not their prison. But a prison of something particular. Something powerful.
Something pulsing beneath.
The shadows move in lockstep, motions shambling under their heavy cloaks. The cloaks they don are of pilgrims, but that word no longer means anything.
The movements they use are of intruders, and that word continues to mean something. The wardens of this slice of the world are already moving.
The one at the front—a thing with hawk-like eyes—swings a lantern that casts its dim gaze forward. Just enough for a glimpse of the world, one that is not enough to see, but just enough to walk on.
Where the light touches, the ground boils, every particle donning a coat of sulfur and ash. The colours are the same. The substance is different.
All things are burning, all things are scorching, like pieces of matter rolling around on a cosmic trying pan. Every step taken leaves bits of dead skin behind, stuck on the boiling ground.
The one in the middle—a thing with shaky hands—coughs and spasms in the smoke and the throes of its sickness, but moves on still.
"It hurts." - the plague-bearer asks - "Humidity levels are too high. Temperatures are too low. It is not conducive to existence. Must we breach this complex? It hurts."
"Lesser places will test our flesh. We persevere. Our actions pave the road to our God." - the lantern-bearer answers.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
Against the walls, there are things that shall move no more, pinned against the bricks and concrete with spears of rusted metal, like butterflies against the page. Their bodies are given no mercy—every nook and cranny allowed no sanctity or reverence, reduced as they are to composite matter. Yet, even in their forms so unrecognizable, they are afforded modesty—the cloth of their deaths, still bloodstained atop their bones.
Cloth of men and women of the cloth.
Cloth of greater and lesser faiths.
Cloth of false gold, and promises of heavenly wealth.
All gone, with ash and smoke and a hint of saltpeter.
These are not prisoners of this slice of the world. Instead, they are as cogs and gears to a machine—a part of its function, as intrinsic as oil to the metal. They are criminals. Traitors.
Believers. Struck down for daring not to gaze upon Babel.
The blood is fresh. The city outside these walls are emptier. A sweep had occured recently, and the gears spin in good conditions.
The shadows donning pilgrim robes walk under the corpses of the faithful things. The lantern-bearer lowers its grasp, to not let the light disturb the faces of the dead.
The one at the back—a thing with gritted teeth—grips its hand even tighter around a gleaming sword (an anger barely suppressed).
"Why are you not angry?" - the sword-bearer asks - "Our brothers and sisters. Struck down. Desecrated. Why are you not angry?"
"Lesser things will test our will. We persevere. Our actions pave the road to our God." - the lantern-bearer answers.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
Lower. Slower. Hiding from watching eyes.
"you. who. cling. to." - a nimble, chittering thing in the far dark chokes out - "the. flesh. the. old. the. redundant."
Its eyes are bright with neon light. Every bulb flickering with artificial electricity, coursing under the glass, into the skull, through limbs of steel and fiberglass. The metallic thing raises an arm, coiling with wires, and thrusts a nail—a spear—directly into the wall. Pinning another fresh corpse on it.
It is, also, not a prisoner of this slice of the world. As its arms twitch and extend, as the electricity coil in its grasp, it marks itself as a warden of this place. A nameless guard, steps clanking outside the walls of the prisoner's cell.
But, its vigilance is slipping. The machine does not notice the shadows, as it stabs and stabs and stabs.
"who. believes. forever. in." - another stab. And another. And more, rapidly mutilating the body - "the. dead. the cadavre dans le ciel. shall. be. given. the. same. fate."
In the darkness, beyond the reach of the lantern, even more metallic things crawl upwards. Like it, their mouths are dry and without moisture, their brains twitch and gestate inside metal cages. Every step rasps and crumbles against the boiling ground.
"against. the. believers." - one screeches.
"we. will. march." - one continues.
"so. that. the cadavre dans le ciel." - one expounds.
"and. all. its. presences. and. all. its. influences." - one furthers.
"will. be. wiped. will. be. cleansed. will. be. gone." - and they repeat. And repeat. A chorus, a buzzing sound, like an insect nest bursting open, its contents pouring through the halls.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
An unlocked door, and then three. The electric chorus draws the attention of the mechanical, not-quite-dead wardens away from the sneaking shadows. Every footstep is carefully made within the window of space and time given by the lantern's light, between the shouts of the distant guards. The shadows in pilgrim robes move and move, trod and trod, slink and slink through foreign territory.
An unlocked door, and then three. The terrain remains boiling, but is now growing uneven, inhospitable, clearly designed for something other. Yawning thresholds where corpses hang from twitching wires. Tight crevices where something slithers through, fleshy brains barely contained in crackling glass shells. Holes in reality, ineffable verticality, extending to where even the lights of the electric bulbs cannot reach—or illuminate out of.
"I became faithful for a promise of peace." - the plague-bearer laughs, as it—with a practiced, professional motion—connects a fuse to a carefully-placed pile of explosives.
An explosion, and the cracked-open forms of the mechanical worms, serves as the only response.
An unlocked door. Eventualities are planned for, accounted for. Sustenance for long hours, and fire for dark places. A spark to widen thresholds. A blade to clear away obstacles.
"I became faithful for a promise of safety." - the sword-bearer grimaces, and swings its blade. A mechanical guard, a hulking thing of steel and ash, is cleaved clean.
The wires are pulled taunt, and then they snap with a screeching noise. The way forth is cleared. The shadows in pilgrim robes proceed.
Onwards.
The lantern-bearer marches forth, a light shining its way through darker tunnels, deeper ways, through and through. The destination nears, its voice assures its compatriots.
"Our heaven lies somewhere, at the end of this road. We must persevere. We must persist. For our God."
An unlocked door.
"For our God." - the plague-bearer coughs under its handkerchief, as it clinically severs a metal cage of a skull from a metal frame.
And then three.
"For our God." - the sword-bearer gaze contemptuously at the corpses hung on the walls, as it pierces the back of another warden.
Closer to the prison cell. Closer to the lock.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
A lock untangles. A door swings out. The inside is desolate. Spartan. The only light pours out from the only content housed within the bleached, barren walls.
The prisoner is a gesticulation of flesh.
The flesh in the center of the room gasps and moves, gestates and sings, unevenly and unendingly. It is the size of a palm—it is the size of a slice of existence, in and of itself. Collapsing inwards. Then outwards. Then inwards.
A heart.
Wires bury into its forty-four chambers, coiling with electricity and boiling ichor. Once, those wires might have been veins, and those liquids might have been blood. But now, the heart is a prisoner, in a foreign territory, and now it pumps and powers the humming darkness of the complex.
"Our God." - the lantern-bearer speaks, the light in the lantern dimming, then burning - "Is fragmented. Unwhole. Our enemies broke Him, and now they exploited Him, and soon they will destroy Him.
"Our God." - the lantern-bearer continues - "Must live. In His embrace is safety and sanctuary. In our enemies', it is perversion and death. So, He must persist.
"Just one piece of our God, just one of His hearts…" - the lantern-bearer, gingerly, begins to lift the heart - "...is not enough to undo the Sin of Babel. One piece cannot remake a whole. But, lesser matters will test our faith. We persevere. In due time, our actions and choices will—"
"We will do what we must to pave the road to our God." - the shadows repeat, in hushed tones.
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
The plague-bearer clutches an ailing heart in its ribcage, under its fraying cloak. Similar holes open throughout its body. Gaps to hide tools and ammunition. And now, in the cavity that is its ribcage, a gap to hide a piece of God.
The lantern swings, and then—in a motion as sudden as the metallic click that heralds it—it shuts. Just before chittering forms pour through the halls like a flood.
"find it! recover it! destroy it!" - a gruff, monotone voice reverberates. This is a warden, but it is also something else. Its voice sings through the walls of this slice of the world, leaking through its pores - "do not. let the. foolish and. zealot things. escape our. eternal grasp!"
"believers." - chittering, squirming things add, in a horrific cacophony of overlapping voices - "lesser. lesser. lesser."
The lights of the chittering things are off. Shut down. Their energy—and their sight, and their reasoning—degrades and fades, reduced to bugs and worms in the dark. The heart of this facility is gone. The prisoners escape. The wardens scream.
"search every. nook and. cranny until. it. is. found!" - the greater, wretched thing screeches - "no god. no faith. no blindness. reside within. our glory!"
And then, a cackle. A commandment. A madness, a consequence of a logic that goes out with the lights - "humanity prevails! humanity prevails! humanity. must. prevail!"
The mechanical guards of this slice of the world gallop, unharmed, across the blazing ground of its passages. Every chitter is muffled against the sound of alarms blaring through every speaker, a crimson and hurried sound.
"intruders." - one speaks.
"intruders." - one repeats.
"thieves." - one proposes.
"thieves." - one reaffirms.
"believers." - and they repeat, in joyous chittering, in mechanical delight -
"believers."
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
No, they run. Hurried steps in the dark, stumbling along in the dark.
"Left!" - a whisper comes out like a shout - "Veer left!"
"How are you so—" - the lantern-bearer-no-more closes its eyes, to avoid another cloud of choking smoke in the air.
"My heart is telling me!" - the plague-bearer clutches its cloak, and its lab-coat under it - "I can feel the vibrations of everything in this complex. Everything pours into me—Left!"
"Father Robertson! What are we supposed to do now?" - the sword-bearer smashes apart a pile of rubble blocking the way - "God damn it! The blasted machines are literally—"
A rumble. A booming, shaking sensation, shaking the scene. From the gaps in this slice of reality, hordes of even more wardens have emerged. In the darkness, the outlines of their disjointed heads and defunct eyes sweep wildly and manically across every corner of the tunnels. Their hands, once holding spears and nails, have been replaced with cannons and drills, aimed aimlessly, tearing apart the walls with rapturous salvoes.
"—tearing apart their complex to find us! We'll be dead before they see us!"
"Straight ahead!"
"We run, Eleanor!" - the lantern-bearer-no-more swings the carcass of its lantern in the air - "Lesser objects impede us and decry us but we persist! We persevere! Our actions, so long as they allow us to persevere and our God to persevere—"
"Duck!"
A screeching noise. A sun in the barrel, crashing against a nearby wall. The spark lights up a patch of the world, and barely scratches the evading shadows.
"—shall pave a road to our desired future! Until then, we evade, we run, we persist!"
"What if I am tired of evading? Of stealing light and working in the dark? What if I am tired, of seeing my brothers and sisters dead to the—"
"Right! There's something massive in the other direction!" - the plague-bearer coughs, its face paling with heartbeats alien and rapid.
"march on! march on!" - a voice, at once roaring and muffled, echoes through the halls - "they must. be somewhere. around here! gun them. down and. kill them!"
"Left! Left again!"
A surge. Then, a deluge, one reminiscent of the waters flowing beneath Noah's Ark in days of yore. Even more machines, even more chittering consciousnesses in metal frames, ever pouring in, each one burning like the ground is boiling, each one blind like the lights are snuffed and dead.
"Then we would have time for that, Eleanor! But first, we need to get out of here. We cannot do anything, trapped and pincered and buried by the blind dead!"
More shots. More desperate, disordered motion, more cloth fraying and tearing in a frantic endeavour, of blindness and unreason. Bullets, explosives, shells and wells, blasted earth and walls torn apart.
More rapid directions, commands over and over, steps writhing around impossible serpentine ways. Navigating a labyrinth.
"Straight ahead!"
"Aspen…that's a dead end." - the light-bearer-no-longer glances behind it, as the outlines of the wardens pour through every gap in the walls - "But we do not have much of a choice left, I assume."
"We are surrounded on all sides. A wayward shot will splatter us all, sooner or later. There is one, and only one, way forward."
· · · ·
Shadows move against the skin of the world.
Choking. Huffing and puffing, taking in as much oxygen as possible.
A lantern flickers back on, again, illuminating the scene with its fading light.
Wounds—assorted, uncertain, uncategorized—open across the bodies of the lantern-bearer-again, of the sword-bearer, of the plague-bearer. Their blood stains the ground, by drops and trickles and gushes.
The lantern-bearer-again stumbles back up first, an arm propped up against a nearby tree trunk, even breath laboured and barely mustered.
The sword-bearer grips the crumbling blade of the metal, burying the tip into the asphalt. It groans, as the pain wrenches a left leg.
The plague-bearer can barely crawl to its legs, and kneel on the hard ground. Its wounds are rapidly closing with every alien beat of the coiling heart, but some things cannot be closed—the gaps and wounds on its body, etched into the surface, flare and squirm like worms under skin.
In the distance, smoke and chittering mechanical forms pour from a gaping hole in the world, the walls of the complex bursting open like an unwelcoming maw. Humanity's most, humanity's least, squirming and flooding with numbers impossibly high.
These ones are still blind, still defunct, still lost in their vindictive reverie. So, under the pouring moonlight, they begin, again, to shoot.
A nearby building—then two—then ten—go down in torching embers. Screams are cut short by an advancing army, unaware of its position or state or cause. Merely ammunition, merely firepower, merely hatred.
So. Much. Hatred.
The counterfire comes, swiftly. Automated turrets, pouring ammunition against every metallic form. EMPs, pulsing electric.
And a crackling. A star on earth. An explosion, bright and blazing and uprooting the complex from within. A scream calls out from within the light of that miniature sun, a swallowed noise beneath the reality static. That screams from one of the many, many gaping mouths within the mountain of flesh slowly burgeoning and growing through the hole in the complex's walls.
"march forth."
It might have said.
"march on."
It might have said.
"we prevail."
It might have said.
· · · ·
And, indeed, the shadows do so.
With limp bodies, and scars across their skin…
· · · ·
They march forth.
Pass the walls. Pass the turrets. Pass the empty streets. Down the avenues unlit by moonlight.
Through corridors narrow and silent. Streets abandonned by the people of this city.
More coughs. More bleeding.
But they remain quiet.
No room for error.
· · · ·
They march on.
A discreet corner. A uniformed officer whose face cannot be discerned.
A cross under his coat.
A nod. An envelope. An implicit understanding,
More bleeding. More coughing.
A cane, to stand against. Bandages. A glass of water.
And a van, rolling into sight.
· · · ·
And they lay, on fraying seats, as they roll across the border, under the watchful eye of no soul. The streets are empty, barren, every possible guard or officer temporarily redirected towards the complex, towards the scene of the accident.
The border officer, lax eyes half-closed, scan the papers with a courtesy. Behind the van, a dozen vehicles line up, the fretful and nervous waiting to escape a burning city.
And then, under the cover of night, they are gone. Out of sight. Every witness forgotten in the darkness, forgotten under the hail of countefire.
There will be no-one to remember them. No-one to implicate them. No-one to pursue their involvement in the dakrness of the complex.
An alien heartbeat sounds.
And sounds.
And slows, to a melodic, regular tune.
Tonight, they prevail.

Over 2.8k words! It's on the shorter end of my ideas, but definitely not without a bit of heft, or trouble to write. Not sure if this is the best way to execute this prompt, but between work and personal nonsense, it's the best I can come up with before the deadline. Hope whomever I'm gifting this to likes it!
And of course, to everyone reading this, happy holidays, and have a nice rest-of-the-year + new years. Good luck out there, wherever (and whenever) you are.
I've only read the first bit so far and skimmed through the rest, because when I saw you post it I suspected that it was my prompt and wanted to save it for later, but even on first impression I loved it. There was like a million ways I pictured someone might take the prompt and this seems like a very creative and interesting one, especially in terms of structure. Thank you very much for writing it
 
DAMN this ran longer than I expected. But I really had fun writing it! I hope the recipient and any other readers enjoy. No structural edits we die like men






Morfynne stepped through the world-rift, armored in a false metal body a hundred times her size that gleamed like ice on a winterblack lake.

Long had she labored to forge that armor, using her grimoire to sift the knowledge of its making from other times and planes. For years she had worked right under the Despot's nose, assuring him that when the project was done, he would have a fabulous new weapon with which he could strike fear into his enemies like never before. Every time the Despot had visited her workshop to behold her progress, Morfynne had been certain that he'd see through her lies, which always felt so thin and ragged under his knife-sharp gaze. But it seemed her prediction had held true: the violence her work promised had so entranced her patron that his desire to see it completed overrode his attention to Morfynne herself. When she'd told the Despot that she'd named the weapon Godsbane, he'd responded with a hum of approval and a thin, hungry smile, and never asked which god it was meant to end.

Blood had been shed for this machine, and not only that of the people who'd died over the time it had taken Morfynne to complete Godsbane. The position of High Weaponsmith to the Despot had not come easily. Morfynne had done much and more to prove herself worthy, and all of it plagued her dreams on the rare nights when she slept. But it was worth it, she told herself every day. To finish Godsbane, to end the Despot's reign, it was all worth it.

Voices reached her, faint and distorted from the heavy layers of magic and interplanar energies saturating the air. The Despot's guards – ah, Morfynne realized, they must have broken down my barricade. But it didn't matter. The end had already begun.

The portal sliced shut behind Morfynne. She was alone in the interrealms, accompanied only by her grimoire, several thousand tons of enchantment-soaked metal, and a few severed limbs from guards who'd been a bit faster than the others. She watched one of those limbs float past Godsbane's faceplate. There was something beautiful about the way its fingers arced in empty space, the slow flight of the blood droplets it trailed like a meteor's tail.

Morfynne shook her head and slotted her grimoire into Godsbane's control array. No matter what she saw here, she had to keep moving forward. She had a god to depose.





82.0.2/YX337D rose from her morning prayers to the Automatron full of nervous electricity. On any other day, those morning prayers would have given her the strength to take on the forty-two thousand four hundred twenty-fourth day of the Qlaaxilim invasion. But YX337D supposed it was different when you'd be meeting the very goddess you'd just prayed to later that same day, mind to mind, nerve to nerve, corechip to divine heart –

YX337D initiated a thought shutdown before the words of the Automatron's priests could fill her mind again. If she let herself think of this as nothing but a mission, she could handle it. Just.

She took extra care with that morning's maintenance: taking a sonic cleaner to every one of her joints, polishing her chassis to a mirror sheen, full cleanup of her subcortical processors. Today she would become one of the Automatron's ten thousand hands, and she refused to arrive to her task with even a speck of impurity.

Two Matrenin, the droidclass tasked exclusively with maintaining the Automatron's material body and interfacing between Her and the rest of Her machine children, escorted YX337D to the bay where she would don the Armor of Intercession. The vast mechanical suit would insulate her body and augment her mind so that she could withstand not only the journey through the Interstice, but also the great and terrible presence of the Automatron Herself: mother of all machines, goddess-general of the droid army, greatest bulwark and last hope against the Qlaaxilim who sought to scrape their planet hollow.

Two days ago, She had uttered a message through the mouth of the most senior Matrenin: The war can no longer be won on this plane alone. Come. I must interface with one of my children.

And out of all the Automatron's seventy-six point nine million daughters, the Matrenin had selected YX337D for that service.

The lesser Matrenin who'd escorted YX337D to the armor bay now made a final inspection of her body, leaving her especially glad that she'd put in the extra maintenance time after her prayers. After their inspection – and a final immersion in a vat of blue liquid sterilizer – the Matrenin flanked YX337D down the long catwalk that led to the Armor of Intercession. YX337D had expected to see it face-on, to be fully confronted with its metallic grandeur, to perhaps even need a moment to process the sight. Instead the Armor stood with its back to her, cracked and spread open, waiting for her to step inside and bring it to life.

YX337D reached out and brushed her smooth, myomer-coated fingers over the edges of exposed metal. As she did, she felt an unpleasant peeling sensation at the back of her neck. One of the Matrenin was pulling aside the skinsheath there to expose her cervical port. YX337D steeled herself for what she knew would come next: the spinejack slipping into her central transmission cable, cold and sharp and incredibly fine; then blackness.

It happened exactly as she expected.

When she woke up, YX337D was floating in the directionless realm of the Interstice, wired body and nerve to the armor that would allow her to meet her god.





"It's got to be you. It can only be you now, Salah."

"Nisrine, that's not funny." Salah could barely form the words; his lips kept wanting to shake. "You – "

"Listen to me." Nisrine's words were firmer, but they came from lips flecked with blood. From someone who had to speak aloud, who didn't even have enough strength remaining to reach out into the mental link. "There's no have time for us to argue, so listen." Her hand fumbled its way into his. Salah clung to it, as if by hanging on hard enough he could keep his copilot's soul from slipping away.

"The effect field from the Hexarchate's distortion bomb hasn't dissipated yet," said Nisrine. "There's still time. Let me go…get back into your harness…"

"No," said Salah, tears starting, shaking his head…yet even so, he did as Nisrine said. The choice was between holding his copilot as she died versus executing the Sinan-Yamada Maneuver and possibly, just possibly, finding the means to end the war and save the entire Sol System. It was no choice at all. He crossed the cockpit, harnessed back up, and then stared for a moment across the empty space, at his distant and dying copilot.

We should have gone together, thought Salah. But the quantum battery meant to power their Sinan-Yamada Maneuver had been lost in the same battle against the Hexarchate that now left him drifting through space, alone save for a soon-to-be-gone copilot. Yet the weakened reality field left by the Hexarchate's bomb, combined with a deathburst – the venting of all the latent psychic energy left in a person's body – could maybe, just maybe, replace it…if the person providing the burst were already linked up to a mech as they died. It was something Salah would never have even thought to do. But Nisrine – cool, calm, relentlessly practical Nisrine – of course she had the strength and clarity to see what had to be done, even in dying.

Salah had always, to the last, relied on his big sister.

He wanted to weep. There was no time. Instead he turned to his half of the controls and began the opening sequences for the Maneuver. Losing himself in the complex equations was merciful work, but short; over ninety percent of the preparation for the Sinan-Yamada Maneuver had been done before the mech and its pilots even left the battleship.

Salah looked across the cockpit and met Nisrine's eyes. He wanted desperately to rip himself free of the neural rigging and go to her, hold her hand as she died, be for once only family, not family and copilot. He couldn't do it. Too many billions of lives hung in the balance.

As the light began to fade from his sister's eyes, he realized there was one thing he could do.

"Fa Subhaanal…" he began. The words came awkwardly, but Nisrine smiled weakly to even hear him try. For all her brute rationality, she had always loved the surahs and ayats more than Salah ever had. "Fa Subhaanal…lazee biyadihee malakootu kulli…shai-inw-wa ilaihi turja'oon."

It was as if Nisrine had only been waiting to hear him say it. She passed while looking him in the eye, with a smile on her lips.

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un. Salah knew he ought to say that next. But Nisrine's deathburst exploded through his mind, raced up and down his nerves, obliterated his world in a scream of light.

Even if he'd been in a state to say it, Salah no longer felt much like appealing to God.





Morfynne had deceived the Despot, forged Godsbane, breached the skin between realities, and ventured into the interrealms, all to end up in a waiting room.

The room was an absurdity. It was furnished for humans, but on a scale such that Godsbane could rest its metal enormity on the chairs, lean against the tables, or stand before a desk and window that had nobody behind them. Worse, when Morfynne and Godsbane had stepped inside, the door that admitted them had vanished from existence. Morfynne had immediately scanned her surroundings, but there were, of course, no other doors. The closest thing to an exit was a line of windows set high overhead. When Morfynne flew Godsbane up for a closer look, the only thing she could see through them was a pale, creamy wash of ceaselessly shifting colors that made her feel disturbingly placid if she watched them for too long.

Even so, Morfynne fired on the windows, and the walls for good measure. Force rounds didn't even leave a scratch. Ice rounds, which in Morfynne's own world could shatter metal, did nothing here. The acid pods, which she knew could eat through steel and granite like wet paper, were similarly useless. Even the eldritch cannon didn't produce so much as a scorch mark. Overkill, you jittering fool, thought Morfynne sourly as soon as she'd fired off that last one. Mindless force is how the Despot operates, you're better than that. Now stop and think before you waste any more ammunition.

Morfynne stilled herself and took a deep breath. You entered a room and are now incapable of leaving. The phenomenon is clearly supernatural. Why would a supernatural entity guide a human into an enclosed place and then seal it?

There were two answers Morfynne felt most likely. First: whatever had brought her here had a plan to eat or otherwise consume her, and so was storing her here like food in a larder. Second: whatever had brought her here had some other kind of plan for her, one that didn't involve eating, and was now waiting for some sort of condition to be met before letting Morfynne go any further.

The more she thought about it, the more she became convinced it was the latter. If whatever was behind this planned to eat her, why would it send her to a place that looked like a waiting room? The whole purpose of a waiting room was to, eventually, leave it. If whatever had put her in here was really going to consume her, why not send her someplace more final, like a cell, or a bedchamber?

If it was looking to eat her, she'd already found that she couldn't escape through force alone. If it wasn't, then Morfynne still needed to find out what to do in order to move on. Either way, it meant that the most logical thing to do now was to inspect every last particle of this ridiculous, mech-sized waiting room, from the bottom to the very top. With a sigh, Morfynne activated the first array of Godsbane's sensors and got to work.

She was crawling along the baseboards looking for magical weaknesses when the second mech materialized.





Where am I? thought YX337D as she abruptly began existing in an entirely different space, and then, as she saw the huge, spikey black shape crawling busily along the floor: Spider!

Then the spiderthing unfolded itself and stood up, and YX337D found a different comparison entirely.

Below the Automatron's Citadel of Infinite Mercy, buried deep within the earth, the last few hundred human beings slumbered in cryostasis, waiting for the day the Automatron's army defeated the Qlaaxilim for good. YX337D had studied a great deal of human history, hoping it would make her better at welcoming them back to their world when they finally awoke. One thing she'd learned was that, long ago, humans had once pretended to be droids by putting on suits made of metal plates and making four-legged speedbeasts carry them over the earth so that they could "fly." The mech before her reminded YX337D of those suited humans, but bigger, blacker, shinier, with long sharp limbs and spike-tapered joints – so different from YX337D's Armor of Intercession, with its smooth curves and gleaming white chassis, that YX337D needed an extra nanosecond to process the visual input.

"Who are you?" she asked the other mech, which had scrambled to a standing position as soon as she'd materialized.

"Who are you?" snapped the voice of the other pilot, hissing with suspicion and a touch of static. Before YX337D could answer, they went on: "No, no, I'll go first. Your question is perfectly reasonable. You may call me Morfynne. My machine is known as Godsbane. Do not attack me for what happens next, I am only improving our communication."

The other mech – Godsbane – projected a ring of complex, luminous glyphs from its forehead, which then began to spin so fast that they became a solid circle of light. Then a face flickered into existence within the circle: a face as sharp and suspicious as its owner's voice, with dark, acidic eyes and a long skinny braid. A human face.

"Can you get out of your machine?" YX337D felt the Armor of Intercession take a curious little hop forward, which she hadn't commanded it to do. "I have never seen a human move before, except in videos. I am very interested in human biohydraulics."

"No," said Morfynne at once.

YX337D registered disappointment, then set it aside as nonproductive. There were still so many other questions she could ask. "Do you – " she began.

Then a third mech blinked into the room. Its plating was deep green accented in white, scorched and scratched and dented from heavy use. On the upper right of its chestplate was a bit of what YX337D recognized as one of the ancient human scripts. It took her a moment to parse – calligraphic scripts were always harder on her processors, and the phrase was arranged into a crescent moon shape besides. But soon she had it: Saif al-Qamar. If YX337D was remembering her ancient languages properly – and there was no reason for her not to be, her last diagnostic had come up perfect – it meant "Sword of the Moon."

The other pilot projected his face as well. Another human! The Armor of Intercession did another little unbidden hop. This one had dark eyes, too, but where Morfynne's were sharp and narrow, his were large and haunted-looking. His skin was darker than hers, and instead of a long braid, he had short, dark, tight curls. YX337D's optical cameras swiveled back and forth, back and forth. Living humans looked so different from ones in cryosleep! YX337D could have watched their faces and catalogued the differences between them until her memory chip burned out, except she'd just realized that she was now the only one not projecting her face. There was a chance the humans might take that badly; she'd learned from her history research that they could be funny about things like that.

Quickly, nervewires zipping with interest and uncertainty, YX337D keyed in the command to project her facial screen to the other pilots.





Nisrine had died to send Salah to an interdimensional waiting room.

That was all the anger Salah had time to direct at the absurdity of his situation before his training kicked in. He let it take over almost gratefully. An empty mind was the greatest mercy he could hope for right now, and safer to the strangers around him besides. Without the stability he and Nisrine had provided each other through their mental link, any strong surge of emotion might send his psionics out of check. Saif al-Qamar had shielding against foreign psychic influence, but Salah had no way of knowing if the other two mechs in the room were similarly equipped.

"Salaam alykum," he said. "My name is Salah Idrissi, pilot of Saif al-Qamar. I am here on a mission."

"Morfynne of the Black Valley," said the woman whose mech looked like a villain rig from the cartoons Salah and Nisrine had watched as children. "Pilot of Godsbane. I am also here on a mission."

The third pilot – whose mech was so shiny-white and unblemished that it looked, to Salah, more like a toy than a war machine – had put up a comm projection as well while he and Morfynne introduced themselves. However, unlike them, they'd chosen not to reveal their face. All Salah could see of them was a sleek helmet with a mirrorlike black faceplate, and the beginnings of what looked like an extremely advanced black-and-silver pilot suit.

"Hello!" said the third pilot, in a voice that sounded just a little too smoothly modulated to be real. "I am designated 82.0.2/YX337D. I am wearing the Armor of Intercession. I am also here on a mission. Would you get out of your machine? I am very interested in human biohydraulics!"

"…No," said Salah, after deciding against using his psionics to sense if this was some kind of trap. Trap or no, inside Saif was probably still the safest place to be.

"Would it help if I did this?" said 82.0.2/YX337D. "I have read that humans find it reassuring!"

A blue light graphic manifested on the their faceplate:

: )

Absolutely no part of Salah felt like laughing, yet he laughed anyway. It was involuntary, like a cough. Perhaps it was an echo of Nisrine; this was just the sort of thing that would have made her laugh herself silly.

"No," he said again, after regaining his composure. "I…appreciate your gesture, but I don't care to leave Saif during a mission."

"Very diplomatic of you," remarked Morfynne. "Since I suspect we're all about to be forced to work together, I believe I'll let you manage her."

Before Salah could respond, a soft chime sounded from the vicinity of the giant waiting room's desk and window. When the pilots turned to look – Salah cautiously, YX337D with a quickness that read as cheerful curiosity, Morfynne already warming up one of Godsbane's guns – it was no longer empty. Behind the desk stood a person whose gender, age, and very facial features Salah found impossible to pin down. It wasn't that they actively shifted before his eyes; his brain simply couldn't perceive them with any kind of surety. Salah reached out with his psionics to see if he could glean any more information…and then immediately snatched them back, mind burning, little learned. But it was some kind of psychic construct, of that much he could be certain – and whatever projected it was hideously powerful, enough to hurt or even kill him if he tried to probe too deeply.

"Welcome," said the entity behind the desk, in a voice every bit as inscrutable as its form. "Now that you are all here, we may begin."





Morfynne was getting quite tired of things, places, and people winking into and out of existence around her. So much so that when a door appeared in the wall next to the waiting room desk, she very nearly shot at it out of spite.

"Through there, if you please," said the figure that had appeared behind the desk, which radiated an unfamiliar power – enough to make Morfynne grateful that she was dealing with it through the armor of Godsbane.

That saccharine little robot in its shiny-white armor went first, which suited Morfynne perfectly well. Nor did she mind Salah coming in after her; given their current circumstances, Morfynne was happy to have bodies shielding her both in front and behind, and if she had to have either of those two watching her back, she would have chosen Salah anyway. He was the only other one here who seemed to have at least half a brain in his head.

Nerves on alert, brimming with suspicion, Morfynne stepped through the new-made door –

– and immediately found herself outside of Godsbane. My machine! My weapons! My grimoire! Her face froze in horror, and even clad in her piloting suit, she still had to resist the urge to cover herself with her arms. That robot was ahead of her, also exposed, already seated on its knees before a low table as if it had no objections whatsoever to losing its armor. Morfynne's braid whipped about as she looked over her shoulder: Salah had been expelled from his machine, too. The two of them exchanged a long glance.

"I think," said Salah, "that going along with this is our only real option."

"You're right," said Morfynne. She sighed, and allowed herself to pinch the bridge of her nose. "But I do not like it."

She let Salah seat himself in the middle, then took a seat at his other side, furthest from the robot.

"Drinks will be served now," said the entity, which had somehow escaped Morfynne's notice and begun existing across the table when she wasn't looking. "You've all come a long way and are much in need of refreshment, I'm sure."

"I cannot eat or drink," said the robot at once, and displayed a : ( on its faceplate.

"You can here," said the entity. "And you have always wanted to try coffee." A cup of something dark, fragrant, and steaming materialized in front of YX337D, whose faceplate changed to : D at once. It carefully picked up the cup, put it to its faceplate, and tipped it back, like a doll pretending to feed itself. Yet when it put the cup back down, Morfynne saw that there was less liquid inside than before.

"It is disgusting!" the robot said, and then continued sipping at it eagerly.

Closer by, Morfynne noticed Salah's shoulders shake. She thought he was laughing at the robot's antics again, until she heard him sniffle. Morfynne took a quick glance at Salah's drink, though she felt like an intruder for looking. The entity had manifested him a glass of some reddish-black drink with a pleasant herbal smell; the glass itself was obviously well-worn and well-loved, with a small chip in its foot, and a pattern of little blue flowers on gold paint, faded in one spot from where someone's lips had set themselves again and again over many years. Morfynne got the distinct feeling she was looking at a piece of Salah's heart. She snatched her gaze away and looked at what the entity had put in front of her instead: a glass beaker full of swamp-colored, quietly bubbling liquid. She recognized that beaker, with the label pasted on one side that read NO PLAGUE SAMPLES!!!! – this was the very same beaker of basilisk juice that she'd shared with her dormmate in celebration after completing her thesis project for the Armorers' College.

"Salah," she said, "don't drink it. For all we know, this could be poison."

Salah only looked at her with tears caught in his dark lashes.

"It's home," he said, and drank.





So this is what 'bitter' tastes like! thought YX337D, processors whirring giddily. It was awful! Were there really humans out there who ingested this for pleasure? The sensation fascinated her even more given that it should have been impossible for her to be drinking and tasting anything at all. YX337D privately thanked the Automatron for giving her the chance to experience this kind of delight. Then she overheard Morfynne cautioning Salah about poison and felt momentary pity for the humans. It must have been stressful, to go through life knowing that any fuel you ingested could potentially kill you.

YX337D watched Morfynne and Salah finish their drinks. Or, to be perfectly accurate, she watched the underskin interplay of joints and tendons and muscles as they finished their drinks. Even what little she could see under their pilot suits fascinated her. She thought of asking them to remove the suits so that she could see even better, but then remembered that humans generally didn't like to be naked around each other unless they were a mating pair. YX337D congratulated herself on her sensitivity towards human culture.

"Excuse me," spoke up Morfynne. "But I did not come here for drinks and conversation. A tyrant subjugates my home world, and I came here looking for the power to destroy him. Can you, or whoever this place belongs to, give me that? If not, I would like to be released at once."

"I as well," said Salah, still looking down at that little glass that had upset him so much. "Please. The most important person in my life died to send me here, so we could end a war in our own world. I don't want her sacrifice to have been for nothing."

YX337D was ashamed. She was here on a sacred mission, selected for it by her goddess, and instead of properly devoting herself, she'd let herself become distracted by a pair of humans.

"Forgive me, Mother of Machines," she said, and bowed her head towards the entity across the table. It couldn't be the Automatron herself, but it had to be some kind of projection or representative operating on her behalf, and so she had best treat it with the same respect as she would the Lady of Ten Thousand Hands. The Matrenin had sent her to interface with the Automatron, and they would never have steered her wrong.

"Forgive me," YX337D started again, "but I came with a purpose, too. Surely you know of the Qlaaxilim invasion. You spoke through the First Matrenin yourself saying we needed to send an emissary to your realm. I put on the Armor and came, so please – please tell me how to save our planet."

"Yes," said the entity across the table, "I know of the invasion, just as I know of the Despot and the Sol System war. I am sorry that I could not help any of you more directly; I do not like leaving the worlds under my supervision to their crises. The problem is that I cannot touch your worlds myself. I know all three of you can, in one way or another, sense my power, and so I think you will all understand when I say that I would destroy them if I tried...meaning I had to arrange things so that you would all come to me, instead."

"If you're so all-powerful, then you know how many people have died crushed under the Despot's heel," Morfynne said in a cold, tense voice. Then she slammed her hands on the tabletop and half-rose from her seat. "So why arrange for us to come here?! Why not arrange it so the Despot never gained power at all? Why not arrange away his war, or her invasion? What good is a being like you at all, if all you do is sit in the interrealms and pull drinks out of people's memories?"

"Morfynne!" YX337D couldn't contain herself any longer. "This is a facet of a goddess! You have to respect it!"

"Oh, stop letting whatever cult you were raised in speak for the rest of us," snapped Morfynne, with a contemptuous toss of her head. "If you stopped believing in your Automatron tomorrow, it wouldn't affect this thing in the slightest."

"Salah," said YX337D, turning her faceplate his way. She didn't know which emotional glyph to show on it, so instead she just displayed text: HELP ME.

"I'm sorry," said Salah, and he looked it, truly. "But I agree with Morfynne. If this thing can help me end the war at home, I'll work with it...but it killed Nisrine to bring me here. I won't respect it, and I won't forgive it, either."





"Respect is not necessary, as long as you work with me to save your worlds," said the thing that had sacrificed Salah's sister. "I am sorry that my methods disturbed you. Even sorrier that you will never understand why it needed to happen as it did."

Salah looked at it from across the table and felt cold loathing. The only thing stopping him from doing something suicidal was the simple, brutal fact that millions more people would die if he destroyed himself here. That, and knowing that Nisrine would have wanted her little brother to live. If there was an afterlife – something of which Salah was less certain than ever, yet couldn't bring himself to fully rule out – and he ended up there after trying to attack the entity, Nisrine would probably spend their first few thousand years reunited scolding him for arriving too soon.

"Morfynne of the Black Valley," said the entity. "Salah Idrissi. There is no way for you to solve your worlds' problems on those worlds alone." Salah could feel outrage gathering around Morfynne like a thundercloud, and braced himself for another outburst. "But," continued the entity, a touch hastily – as if it, too, could sense the cloud – "if the two of you work together, you can crush the Despot and end the Sol System war."

Morfynne's anger dimmed, and even Salah couldn't stop the small bubble of hope suddenly rising through his chest.

"How," said Morfynne, arms folded, eyes cold and suspicious. Salah found himself slightly admiring her willingness to stare down a being that could probably undo all their existences with nothing but a thought. Also, she'd asked the same thing that he wanted to know.

"Magic and mass production," said the entity. "There will need to be an order to these things, I'm afraid. Salah's world must be saved first. When this meeting is over, I will send you both there."

"But the Despot – !" Morfynne gave off equal parts anguish and ire.

" – can no longer be defeated by the powers of your home world," said the entity.

The look on Morfynne's face made Salah want to reach out and put a hand on her shoulder. He didn't quite dare.

"Remember how you built Godsbane," continued the entity. "Your grimoire, which lets you divine knowledge from other worlds, other times. On Salah's world, you will use it to make two discoveries that his scientists haven't – one that will end the war in his side's favor, and one that will open a stable window between your world and his."

"And then what?" said Morfynne scornfully. "They help me overthrow the Despot out of goodness and gratitude?"

"I think our leadership could be convinced to do that," said Salah. When Morfynne looked at him in disbelief, he could only shrug. If her magic – science? both? – could end the war for Sol, he was sure they could spare a battalion of mechs to crush one mad sorceror. "Happy to have you on our side, Sol System Savior." He smiled weakly and extended a hand her way.

Morfynne looked at it as though he had held out a scorpion at her. Right as Salah had been about to withdraw his hand unshaken, she reached out and took it.

"Much obliged," she said, with her own hesitant smile. "Liberator of the Black Valley."





"What about me?"

Morfynne looked over at the robot. Its head was cocked slightly to one side, its faceplate blank.

"To know why I truly brought you here," said the entity, "I must first share a difficult truth. You must promise to believe me, little machine."

"I do," said the robot at once. Morfynne had to bite back a small, contemptuous noise.

"The Qlaaxilim invasion ended over forty years ago."

I knew it! Morfynne couldn't help a certain sense of victory. I knew that thing's keepers were feeding it a steaming load of drakeshit!

"I do not know how to process this," said the robot. "Please...explain further."

"Consider that you have never seen a Qlaaxilim in the flesh in all your days of activation," said the entity. "Consider that you have never seen one of their ships in your sky, or even been allowed to access your planet's airspace logs. Consider that you have only ever known waiting and preparation. Consider that it is interesting for a class of priests to also control your military. Consider that the Matrenin have no plans to release your planet's humans from cryosleep."

YX337D sat still for quite a long time before responding, in a quiet so deep that Morfynne could hear a low whirring as its mechanical mind fought to integrate everything it had just been told.

"I brought you here so I could give you this message," said the entity. Something almost like compassion colored its voice. "Now that I've given it, I will not control what you do next. But if you choose to continue seeing me as your Automatron, then carry this back as a revelation given to you directly by one of her ten thousand hands: your true war is with the Matrenin."

"Revelation," echoed YX337D. "You...you're making me a saint?"

"Think of it as offering you the role," said the entity. "What you do when I send you back to your world is your choice alone." It turned its empty, coruscant face from YX337D to Morfynne, and Salah next to her. "And you all must go. None of you can stand to remain here for much longer."

Morfynne realized that she was about to be sent to a world where she knew nothing and no one, with Salah as her only companion. Impulsively, she grabbed his hand.

"Send us back," she said, before her nerve could fail her.

The world collapsed into light.

Well, I'm glad you were able to finish, and, uh...sorry my prompt was out of your comfort zone?

It's a good implementation of my prompt, and I should have expected the 'legally-distinct Pacific Rim' vibes (in space!) for the psychic character as a possibility (I was more expecting something akin to Gundam, if you know anything about that)

The waiting room is funny, and I get Discworld vibes from it, but given I know basically nothing about Discworld beyond that it parodies basically everything in fantasy and sci-fi, I'll leave those who actually know about Discworld to comment further.

A slight nitpick (and this one might be on me for not being more specific in the prompt itself), but when I said 'female android', I meant someone who looks human but is actually a robot on the inside (so akin to 2B from Nier: Automata if you know), not...a 'chrome face', if you will.

Actual criticisms:

The 'goddess' didn't actually....ask for anything in return, as per the prompt. I was expecting all of the characters to have to pay an actual price of sorts for the help.

For instance, off the top of my head for examples of an 'unexpected price':
Sorceress: You will be Queen after the revolution is said and done. Yes, I know you don't want the crown, but that's the asking price for my help with this.
Psychic: Unimaginable psychically induced angst at the drop of a hat that reminds you of the people lost in the war. No, you won't be able to write a good memoir from these experiences.
Female Android: I will grant you free will. You will experience an existential crisis when you realize you no longer technically have to follow orders.

Like, the intent was for the trio to expect to have to pay some kind of price and be prepared to do so (think stereotypical offerings of one's own soul, giving up good memories or a prized possession, giving up their unique abilities, etc.), but not to have to pay in the specific way the 'goddess' demands.

I was also expecting actual solutions provided by the 'goddess', not her shunting the burden of discovery on the characters. They wouldn't even have to be material things or technology, they could be concepts or information that could be used for the trio's own ends.

Don't take these criticisms to mean that I don't like this short story, I think you did my prompt well for how much trouble you said you had with it, it's just that the ending...seems off, for lack of a better descriptor.
 
They hadn't really believed the war would ever end. The Empire would never release its stranglehold on Centis III, and its people would never tolerate the oppression. The war had raged for thirty years, and everyone expected it to continue until the Empire shattered or all life on Centis was exterminated.

The assassination of the crown prince by his sister was as unexpected as it was dramatic. Within a week, the Empire was consolidating its power, reassessing their plans, and previous foes became tolerable associates.

Centis III had been a backwater, a source of cheap materials and cheaper labor. Now, it was a waste of resources that could be better spent consolidating power. Their capital ships razed their factories and strongholds to keep its denizens unproductive and unprotected from their theoretical return,and peace returned to Centis III.

War had been hard, but letting it go was harder. Barry had the easiest time. Every mech pilot learned to rely on their own technical know how to ensure that their titans were in top condition, or at least able to function a a moment's notice. Now those skills were turned to salvage, picking over the ruins of the factories for parts, and figuring out a way to use them besides killing. Assembling a home big enough for all of them was easy, the mech doing all of the heavy lifting while Benny welded everything together, and gave them enough space. Once he had a workshop set up, he spent most of his days tinkering with salvage, trying to combine half wreck pipes and wires into something useful. Some found their way into their home, making it habitable, even nice, but most of it was for the growing community, a pump for water, engines for farming equipment, even a halfway functional fertilizer refinery.

Demos adapted. He was a mercenary, and never relied too much on any one job. Combat contracts gave way to day labor, and assassinations were replaced with hunting contracts. Once Barry got the thermal core up and running, he started hunting on his own, drying to meat to be sold later. For him life hadn't changed in any significant way, only the targets of his contracts changed.

Still, he seemed calmer, more at peace. Maybe it was the absence of the threat of death, or maybe it was simply because the killing had a purpose now. He wasn't killing faceless foes for a cause, he was killing so people could eat for another day.

Karl had it hardest. Playing all sides of the conflict, plus a few more to keep things interesting, peace was almost painful for him. He spent most of his time wandering, gathering information, selling it to what bidders he could find. There wasn't much profit in stealing from the poor, so he turned his well honed charisma towards projects

He said it was so he could steal it all later, but he was already working on a second stage, with broad strokes for what came after that. He had an entire world that he could shape in any way he wanted, and actually seemed to want to make it better than it had been. There were already plans to create a communal pool of resources, centered around Barry's creations.

Things could be better. The loss of shelter and infrastructure made the winters nearly unbearable. Roads had been destroyed, but most of the vehicles were inoperable anyways. Animals had moved into the ravaged sectors and claimed them as their own. The winter solstice had passed, meaning the harshest cold was right around the corner.

But the meals made it worth it. During the war, they were lucky to get one meal a day, a well aged ration pack that tasted like dirt if you were lucky, and tasted like death if you weren't. They were fueled by spite and adrenaline more than calories and nutrition.

Now... now they had a farm. The vegetables were discolored and weirdly shaped thanks to the runoff in the soil, but it was edible, and not immediately poisonous. Demos brought in a fresh kill regularly, and there was always dried meat if he had a run of bad luck. It wasn't glorious or exciting, like their past lives had been, but there was a certain peacefulness that they hadn't experienced in their lifetimes. They didn't have to work

Barry had found an antifreeze distiller and repurposed it to make alcohol. The wine was harsh, and he could feel it roiling in his stomach, but the warmth that spread through his body was worth it. Refining the equipment could wait for another time.

Demos had disappeared for a week, coming back hauling a massive beast in a rickety cart behind him. He spent days carving it, smoking it, cooking it. It almost looked like the picture in the cookbook he had salvaged on his journeys, though he swore they were expecting too much.

Karl... Karl managed to swindle nearly everyone in a three day walk out of their luxury goods. Flour, spices, even a few decorations. It wasn't much, but it made the night feel like something special. Everything was a little bit brighter, tastier, enjoyable. It actually felt like a celebration, thanks to his efforts.

Altogether it was a mess, held together by sheer determination to celebrate. The three of them settled around the patchwork table of scrap metal, gave thanks for the peace they had, and prayed that it would last.

it couldn't of course. There were already stirrings of a new conflict. Plenty of people trying to replace the Empire with their own little fiefdom, or communities collecting weapons to ensure their security. Eventually Barry would have to restore his mech to working condition, Demos would get a contract with pay too good to turn down, and Karl would have the opportunities to fleece his foes in earnest again.

But that was a problem for another day. For now, the fire and food was hot, and kept the cold at bay. They shared a weary, knowing grin, and turned their attention to the feast.


That was an amazing little story. I love everyone's differing responses to the end of the conflict. I love Karl saying he'll steal from a project and deciding to basically finish it anyway.
 
I certainly suspected which one was likely mine, but certainly not a direction I thought my prompt might go in but interesting all the same.

Also can I just say how funny it is that I got Dr Heaven M.D. and they got mine considering my prompt post was directly after theirs.
 
Not In On Your Reindeer Games​

Hermes looked at John's ruined bed, the mess made of the door jamb, the smell of livestock. Really, it was a miracle he hadn't been trampled.

Twenty years, all gone in an instant.

It had been a nice life, overall. More fun than he'd ever thought he'd get to have. But the writing was on the wall now. The old man must have finally lost it.

Maybe that was why so many of Hermes's things were in a (trampled accidentally, he was sure) box outside the door.

The sound of a particularly annoyed caribou wafted up from downstairs, but it was muted, muttering.

Even as a caribou, John just had to be a little passive-aggressive, didn't he?

Inside the bedroom, John's phone rang, and Hermes sighed. This, too, he supposed, was part of mourning. He had to answer it.

"Hey, John? I know you texted that you're sick, but we're really swamped right now, can you come in anyway?"

"Hi, this is his- his room-mate, Hermes."

In the distance, a caribou roared.

"The hell was that?"

Hermes resolutely decided against telling the manager that was John, angry that he'd just picked up the phone call from the manager. "Moose mating season, you know how it is."

"-- I suppose. But-- Look, he's just... He's gotta come in, okay? It's really bad."

"It's not going to work," Hermes said. "He's in traction right now."

The skidding of hooves on a wooden floor stomped below, followed by another bellow.

"Everyone's calling in sick! One even tried to tell me his wife became a reindeer!"

Oh. Oh, this wasn't the fat man finally demanding he come back at all.

No, this was something far, far worse. Hermes swallowed. "Yeah, well. I'm about to go visit him in hospital, so I really can't stay and explain any longer."

He hung up just in time for John to arrive, in all his reindeer glory. "Yeah, I know! Don't answer your calls! But you can't exactly answer them, now can you?"

John grumbled.

"I get it. I get it. Look, there's... Something you gotta know. Before I head back up north."

Another long groan, and head gesticulation.

"This is my house, man. I own it. Now calm down. I think I know what's happened."

John gave Hermes a long-suffering stare.

"Yes aside from the obvious," Hermes said, rolling his eyes. He slowly got out a set of cold-weather gear, and slipped it on, sticking his pointed ears into his touque. "Look, I told you I was an elf, right?"

John rolled his eyes incredibly expressively for a caribou.

"No, I'm serious, this is... Elf stuff."

John paused. Groaned.

"Yeah. I'm pretty sure."

Now John laid down, finally waiting for an explanation. Hermes breathed a sigh of relief. Six feet at the shoulder of wild caribou will unnerve anyone, but especially an elf who never cracked five feet. "So I told you I was an Elf the night we first made out and you wondered why the elf ears were staying on. I was still in dentistry school. But... There's elves and elves, and--"

John sighed, loudly.

"Fine! I used to be a Holiday elf and now there's obviously Holiday magic going haywire everywhere and that's why everyone's turning into reindeer, I'm pretty darn sure." Hermes sighed. "I... Know it's a lot to ask after waking up like that, but... Can we... Try? To fix this?"

John sighed, but finally nodded.

"... It's gonna be a long way north. Still wanna go?"

John butted Hermes towards the door.
Thanks for the attempt at my prompt!
This was well written, but it felt like it ended halfway though, it just feels like there should be more to the story- it feels like a short first chapter more than it does a complete story- uh sorry don't want to be rude.
 
Phew, finally done. This one was a lot of fun, but I think I got too caught up in research for accuracy that wasn't entirely necessary. Happy Holidays everyone!


I would never in a million years have thought of a SCP-style entry for my prompt, but I think it turned out really well! Super creative, and I loved the wrinkle of turning the nuclear containment unit into a very unfortunate goblin. Little bastard indeed.

Thank you, and Happy Holidays!
 
Well, I'm glad you were able to finish, and, uh...sorry my prompt was out of your comfort zone?

It's a good implementation of my prompt, and I should have expected the 'legally-distinct Pacific Rim' vibes (in space!) for the psychic character as a possibility (I was more expecting something akin to Gundam, if you know anything about that)

The waiting room is funny, and I get Discworld vibes from it, but given I know basically nothing about Discworld beyond that it parodies basically everything in fantasy and sci-fi, I'll leave those who actually know about Discworld to comment further.

A slight nitpick (and this one might be on me for not being more specific in the prompt itself), but when I said 'female android', I meant someone who looks human but is actually a robot on the inside (so akin to 2B from Nier: Automata if you know), not...a 'chrome face', if you will.

Actual criticisms:

The 'goddess' didn't actually....ask for anything in return, as per the prompt. I was expecting all of the characters to have to pay an actual price of sorts for the help.

For instance, off the top of my head for examples of an 'unexpected price':
Sorceress: You will be Queen after the revolution is said and done. Yes, I know you don't want the crown, but that's the asking price for my help with this.
Psychic: Unimaginable psychically induced angst at the drop of a hat that reminds you of the people lost in the war. No, you won't be able to write a good memoir from these experiences.
Female Android: I will grant you free will. You will experience an existential crisis when you realize you no longer technically have to follow orders.

Like, the intent was for the trio to expect to have to pay some kind of price and be prepared to do so (think stereotypical offerings of one's own soul, giving up good memories or a prized possession, giving up their unique abilities, etc.), but not to have to pay in the specific way the 'goddess' demands.

I was also expecting actual solutions provided by the 'goddess', not her shunting the burden of discovery on the characters. They wouldn't even have to be material things or technology, they could be concepts or information that could be used for the trio's own ends.

Don't take these criticisms to mean that I don't like this short story, I think you did my prompt well for how much trouble you said you had with it, it's just that the ending...seems off, for lack of a better descriptor.
I mean, this wasn't my prompt, so it's not really my place to tell you how to feel about it, but I feel like these criticisms don't really hold water. The nature of a prompt is that the writer takes it in their own direction, so of course if you write that the goddess asks for something unexpected, the goddess won't ask for what you expected. If I got exactly what I expected from my prompt I'd be kind of disappointed. Personally I loved this short story and I think it's probably one of the best I've read in this thread so far.
 
"Yeah, in Thule—"

"Qaanaaq!"

I don't know where or what Qaanaaq is but it matches my thoughts on the prompt perfectly.

I looked up how much coal we used per year, and a lump of coal per person in the world isn't even a drop in the bucket of annual coal use.

I was kinda thinking Santa might have some kind of sinister aspect to him with that prompt, but he's obviously decided everyone needs coal in yours.
 
I am still not done writing, I'm hoping I can somehow get the rest done in a few hours but here is what I wrote, sorry for the prompter I'm writing for, if I don't finish, I promise ill send you the outline
Scumbags New Grove



"Miss Drakavich, listen," Joe Schmoe drawled, the tone thick with mock patience. "I already explained the extra charge on your bill. The charges are standard. Maybe next time, you should pay attention to the contract I sent you."

Joe Schmoe was no hero. In fact, he wasn't anyone anyone would admire if they took a good look at his life. He was the kind of man who'd shortchange a blind man or swindle the poor out of their last penny. He wasn't just a stereotype of a lawyer; he was every single joke about the profession rolled into one.

"The law isn't free," Joe added, the vitriol dripping from his voice clear. "It takes time—my time—and trust me, that isn't cheap. Pay what you owe me, or I put your case to the bottom of my workload. Okay, Miss Drakavich, you sound just a bit peeved; let's talk another time." He hung up in midsentence, his lip curled in a sneer.

Cheapskate," Joe muttered to himself, rolling his eyes. He didn't care about her excuses, her desperation, or her grandmother. All that mattered was getting paid.

Joe yawned, glancing at the clock. Almost 10 p.m. He got up from his chair, stretched lazily, and headed to his bedroom. Sliding into bed, he was perfectly content, blissfully unaware of the reckoning that awaited him.




Joe heard a knock at his apartment door. Jumping up from his bed, he blearily wiped his eyes. Confused as to who was knocking at this hour of the morning, he turned to the clock beside his bed.

"Five in the morning? Who's crazy enough to be awake now?" He grumbled, shuffling to the door.

He swung it open, ready to yell at whatever nuisance was on the other side, but his words quickly caught themselves in his throat.

Standing before him was a small, elderly woman with white hair that had been tied into a loose bun, her frail body stooped over. Deep lines creased her face, and she wore an odd, tattered shroud that gave her an air of quiet menace. Her piercing eyes locked onto his, and Joe felt a chill run down his spine.

The woman spoke before he was able to say a word, in that low voice that somehow carried total authority. "You're the one," she said, extending a gnarled finger in his direction, "the one who dares to take advantage of my granddaughter's desperation, the one who twists justice into a weapon for your avarice." Joe blinked. His confusion turned into indignation. "Listen, lady, I don't know who you think you are knocking on my door—

"Silence!" The single word hit him like a stuffed turkey. The air seemed to grow heavy, and Joe stumbled back.

"You prey on the weak, the desperate, and the downtrodden," the woman continued, stepping into his apartment uninvited. "You think you're untouchable, shielded by your lies and contracts. But no one escapes justice—not even you."

Joe scorned, his voice trembling. "What are you, some kind of lunatic? Did Miss Drakavich put you up to this? Look, you better leave your trespass-"

The woman lifted her hand, and the room darkened, light pulling itself away from her.

"Enough," she said, her voice low and serious. "For your crimes against the innocent, I curse you, Joseph Schmoe."

Joe laughed nervously, stepping further back into the apartment. "Curse me? Lady, this isn't some fairy tale. You can't—"

The words didn't have a chance to leave his lips before the woman clapped her hands together, a deafening crack resounding around the apartment. A blurring of vision enveloped Joe as searing pain shot through his body; his limbs began to convulse as they started to shrink and twist.

What did you do to me?!" he shrieked, his voice rising higher and higher until it was distorted. Fur burst from his skin, his hands shrunk into tiny paws, and his nose extended into a pointed snout.

When the transformation was through with him, Joe lay on the floor, panting and trembling. He tried to yell, but all that came out was a frantic squeak.

She was looming over him, her face grim. "You will stay as you are until you have repented of your sins and made right the evil you have perpetrated. Then, and only then, will you merit the right to be human again.".

With that, she turned and shuffled from the apartment, leaving the door wide open. Joe, in his transformed state, stared after her, his tiny heart racing as the insanity of what had just happened began to sink in.

"My client's grandma is a freaking witch!?" he squeaked.




Panic quickly set in inside Joe's now furry form. He ran around frantically in circles on the hardwood floor, and with every scrap of his small claws along the wood, jolts of dread ran across his tiny body. Loud squeaks echoed through the room as he flailed wildly, trying to wrap his brain around what just happened.

"Wait! Wait! I have rent to pay today! Come back, hag!" he squealed in a strange, high voice. He darted toward the open door, his tiny claws slipping and scrabbling on the shiny floor. The old woman's figure vanished down the hall, her shuffling footsteps dwindling.

Joe tried to yell again, but all that came out was another squeak. His heart racing, fast and alien, in his chest, Joe ran into the hall. It struck him like a tonne of bricks: he couldn't walk like a human anymore.

"What the hell is this?!" he muttered—or thought he did. The words never came out, just more pathetic squeaks. Joe caught sight of his reflection in a mirror mounted near the door of his apartment complex.

A small brown-furred weasel stared back, its black beady eyes wide with fear. He blinked. The weasel blinked. His jaw dropped. So did the weasel's.

Oh, no, no, no. This isn't happening," he stuttered, the word catching as he managed backward. The tail hit the wall behind him and created a sensation up his very thin back. He twirled around, sick to near nausea as this extended part of his body turned corners. Suddenly, there came a sound from inside the apartment—a brisk knock at the door.

"Schmoe! You in there?" His landlord's gruff voice called out, accompanied by heavy bangs on the doorframe.

Joe froze. Rent. It's rent day.

The landlord knocked harder. "Schmoe! I'm not playing' games. Open up, or I'm coming' in!" The jingle of keys sent Joe into another wave of panic. He darted back into his apartment, his paws slipping on the tile as he scrambled for cover. The closet! He dove into it just as the door creaked open.

"Schmoe?" The landlord's shadow cast an impressive shape over the entryway. "You better not be dodgin' me, man. I know you're here."

Joe peered up from behind a pair of shoes, his little heart pounding like a tom-tom. He watched the landlord scan the room, narrowing his eyes at the general state of disarray: papers spread across the desk, a bed unmade, and the half-empty takeout boxes on the counter completing the general chaos.

"Hmph. Figures," the landlord muttered, stepping farther into the apartment. Joe tensed, his tiny body coiling instinctively.

The landlord's gaze fell to the floor near the doorway, where faint scratches marred the polished surface. He frowned, crouching down for a closer look.

"What the…" His eyes widened as they landed on a clump of brown fur near the baseboard. "Schmoe, you got vermin in here?"

Joe's blood ran cold. He wanted to scream, to explain, to plead his case, but his mouth could only emit frantic chirps and squeaks. The landlord straightened up and pulled out his phone.

"Animal control? Yeah, I've got a problem over here at one of my properties…"

Joe didn't wait to hear the rest. He bolted out from the closet, weaving between the landlord's legs and darting out into the hallway.

"Hey! What the—?" the landlord shouted, stumbling back.

Joe didn't stop to look. His tiny legs carried him down the corridor and toward the stairwell. He flung himself down the steps, barely managing to keep from tumbling head over tail.

By the time he reached the bottom floor, his lungs—or whatever the weasel equivalent of lungs were—burnt with exhaustion. He shoved his way through a crack in the building's front door and spilt out onto the sidewalk.

The city greeted him with a cacophony of sights and sounds that made his little head spin. Cars roared past, their engines deafening. Pedestrians stomped by, their enormous shoes a constant threat. Somewhere nearby, a dog barked, and Joe's fur bristled in response.

"Okay, okay," he squeaked to himself, huddling against the base of a lamppost. "This is fine. I'll figure this out. I'm a lawyer. I can handle anything.

But the truth was, he had no idea how to handle this. His human brain warred with his animal instincts, the latter screaming at him to find a hole to hide in. He scurried along the edge of the sidewalk, narrowly avoiding a cyclist who nearly ran over him.

"Watch where you're going, idiot!" Joe shouted—or thought he did. The cyclist didn't even glance back.

As the hours trudged along, the chances of Joe's recovery decreased. He was cold and starving, utterly lost. Those large buildings that once made him feel as though they belonged to him now became great, unsympathetic giants looming above his head. His tummy growled loudly—an eager, unfamiliar ache that raised a whimper in him. He sniffed in the air, taking in the scent of some food abandoned within reach.

His pride protested, but survival instincts prevailed. He darted down an alley to where, beside a dumpster, lay an abandoned bagel, half-eaten. He tore into it; his tiny teeth gnashed at the stale bread. It tasted awful, but he did not care; he was starving.

"Look at me," he thought bitterly. "Joe Schmoe, top lawyer, reduced to eating trash like a rat."

The growling noise became loud, and Joe's meal was disturbed. He sat upright, his eyes scanning around, resting on a pair of shiny eyes staring at him in the dark. From these eyes, a lean and hungry stray cat, its tail lashing behind, came up to him.

"Oh, come on," Joe squeaked, backing away. The cat lunged, and Joe barely managed to dodge. He darted out of the alley and into the open street, narrowly avoiding a car that honked angrily as it swerved around him.

Heart pounding, he bolted across the road and into a park. He didn't stop running until he reached the cover of a dense bush, where he collapsed, panting and trembling.

For the first time since his transformation, the full weight of Joe's situation finally sank in: he was alone, helpless, and utterly insignificant in a world that no longer cared about him.

A single thought echoed in his mind: What the hell do I do now?

Panting in the bush, Joe huddled and became aware of a soft rustling in the bush nearby. He peered out, his little nose twitching. A pair of small, scuffed sneakers came into view, followed by the sound of a child's voice.

"Hey, little guy," it said, soft and curious.

Joe's panic flared again. Another threat? A kid? What do they want? But before he could bolt, a small hand reached out toward him and offered a piece of bread.

Crouched in the bush, Joe locked eyes with the child. The small body shook, while the little hand reached towards him, holding the bread.



A moment later, Joe faltered. Human pride objected; it wasn't some wretched street animal, but gnawing hunger and utter desperation that had silenced his protests. Darting forward, he snatched the bread from the child's hand and quickly retreated a few steps.



The kid giggled. "You're funny! Wanna come home with me, little guy?"

Joe froze, his heart pounding. Home? With a kid? This had to be some kind of cosmic joke. But the alternative—cold, hunger, and a city full of dangers—felt far worse.

As the child crouched down, beckoning gently, Joe hesitated for only a moment before creeping closer. Maybe, just maybe, this could be his chance to survive.


Oh, this is wonderful! I adore this take on the prompt! Really made me smile to see it! Choosing to feature both a figurative and literal weasel in one was a nice touch, and it's a nice concept. Joe is terrible, I love him. If you do want to finish it, you can of course, but don't at all feel obligated to or feel bad you didn't finish it in time. I am more than happy with this as it is. You have absolutely nothing to apologize for; reading this made me smile and that's all I could ask for, you know? Besides, it's not a bad stopping point, in my opinion, even if obviously it leaves a lot open.

And I see you sent me the outline, so I'm not even left wanting for knowing what happens. I'm repeating myself, but honestly, I'm delighted! Thanks so much!

In general, I don't think people should take it too seriously or feel bad if they didn't get as much done as they would have hoped, or didn't quite hit the notes they were hoping to. It was a little writing jam, y'know? These weren't commission briefs. The fact that everybody made something is really impressive; there were a lot of prompts that I at least don't know that I could have worked with had I got them; but people who did delivered.
 
It was hard not to look out towards the sea.
Oh this story was bloody Lovely. I really really mean it!!!

Like the way you set up the world building slowly but surely, sprinkling it in like you were topping off a cake was so nice! It answered questions but also raised so many more! Like the previous week's incident or why the core needs to be exposed or what exact do the monster do!

Oh and the internal drama- you captured the feeling of someone so on edge- Poor boy Curt really has it rough! That was so well done, and even the slow change from threat to vacation was dripping with that slow droll of "Will it happen? Will they come?" was such a nice added tension to the short story as well!

This is so well made I think you could fully take this and expand it out to a proper story! Wonderful job!!!!!! Thank you so much for the Christmas gift!
 
Secret Santa Short Story for @ChroniclerW 's Prompt:
High tips of grand spires reach out towards the heavens like a fangsof an angry god,yearning to devour the sky so nothing could fly away to escape it's wrath.
Now these skyscrapers,you know that a lot of people enter 'em in the morning and they leave 'em in the morning.Sometimes,when you dare to lift your head up high enough,you can see shapes,sillhoutes moving behind the glassy skins of these colossal beasts.That one time,you could swear that you saw two people going at it in one of them rooms at one of them high floors,a woman's tits pressed against the glass,going up and down like a car on a bumpy ride.It looked just like one of those scenes from your special magazines before that fuckhead fuckstick Charlie Roasto slapped you to the fucking ground and took them.
Fuck Charlie Roasto.
Right now,it's a special ass day the folks and rats and scum around talk about.They call it the Christmas.There is this Father Valentine who runs a small chapel by the docks,he told you a bit about this day.You think this Jesus dude is swell and all but can't bring yourself to care about the whole shebang too much.Your mind is already filled with the knowledge of how to pick up the best parts of a machine from a scrapyard,how to beat up people twice your size(get fucked,Charlie) and stories of how Old Man Henderson ripped a cyborg apart with his bare hands(he even gave you a few pieces of microchips that he claimed to get out of that ratfaced bastard.You're not the most proficient computer engineer so you keep them around to give it to the Mouse,resident computer nerd that lives at the cellar of the chapel)
Speaking of Father Valentine,he had invited you to join a meal on this day with a lot of other rat bastards like you invited(hopefully not that Charles Roastie).Now,this Valentine fella is pretty cool you know that.There ain't a lot of people who would provide food and shelter,however temporary,to a two bit street punks with no lives worthy to protect and nurture.Mouse took that deal and now looks pretty comfy.To be honest,she's always comfy.You saw her sleep inside a box that was haning from a webbing in a warehouse that you scavenged in once.She always makes the best out of a situtation with resource and tools avaliable to her.She can create wonders with scrap most corpo researchers wouldn't look twice.She's smart,resistant and always,somehow manages to make you smile.You think she's cute-okay,never mind that.
Right now,for some reason,you had rejected Valentine's offer.You though you had better things to do,like sneaking into a workshop that is supposedly operated by one of the biggest corps in the world.You think that you can score a big one with this.You could find some quality components and shit so Mouse can turn them into wonders.You've been wating to get better at electronics stuff yourself so maybe she could show you.Maybe you can join Mouse at the chapel with your held up high,knowing that you contributed greatly to people around you.
Or maybe you won't.
Maybe,you will just continue to keep stealing shit,scavenging in shit and sleeping next to shitheads in small crevices forever.Maybe you rejected Father's invitation cause you don't want to be near people.maybe you don't want them to see you for the useless fucking burden that you are.Maybe you don't want them to know that you can't help but steal,how it's in your blood,how it clings to you like disease and how your brilliant fucking personality will ruin your bonds with them like it always fucking does.
You know that they all hate you,right ?Even Mouse.Yeah even her.You are a useless,spineless piece of dog shit whom no parent could ever love,just dump in front of a door and wait for you to die out in the cold.
YOU HAVE NOTHING
YOU ARE NOTHING
SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR AND MAKE SURE YOU GET DOMED BY A SECURITY SCUM AT THIS FANCY FUCKING PLACE YOU ARE ROBBING
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE -
Oh look,you're at the joint.
Now,you had done your homework beforehand(what the fuck is homework).You have the lock picker thingie that Mouse had put togeher for you.You know the comings and the goings of the waves-waves of security,that is.You had been told by a reliable source(thank you,Henderson)that there were lots of CNC machines inside.You know how them amchines work and what pieces of them are the best part to rip.You,for sure,know that there are some fancy computers inside to run all thes machines.And you know this shop doesn't work twenty four,seven.
It is shockingly easy.
You had just filled your bags with circuits and mills and catalytic converters and nuts and bolts that you come face to face with a suit.Well,a man inside the suit but you get the idea.His suit is kinda shabby,though.He looked a bit disgruntled by the fact that you were here:
Then he spoke:
"Hey kid,I was using those"
You get in a bit of an argument.This guy here was looking to liberate a few pieces for his own project it seems.He'd impress his superiors eventually with his secret project it seems.His name is Trevor,it reads(on his card).
Surprisingly,you manage to come to a deal with Trevor.You would split the loot,Trevor would give you access to good looting spots and you would occasionaly loot certain pieces from certain places for Trevor.And he would have access to your homeless rats alliaence but that's irrelevant.

Your stomach makes the grumblies,Trevor offers to buy ramen.You say yeah.

Next Christmas,you do Christmas shit at Father Valentine's chapel.Trevor is there too,for some reason

Next Christmas,you are setting up a Christmas tree at Trevor's apartment.Mouse is there,she gifts you a new laptop.

A few Christmasi later,you graduate at the top of your class,Trevor crushes you in a hug.He's pretty stong,you came to learn these past few years.

And a lot of Chrismasi later,you are signing under your name(Shin Joshua Yun) on a few documents to bring your social aid project for the destitude to life.Your wife Sally"Mouse"Porter,Father Valentine Henderson and Trevor Bamidele become great contributers to the project.

A lot of Christmasi later,you are sitting in your office,reading quarterly reports when the news come.You bury Father Valentine at the yard of his chapel.Hiss brother,other Henderson,dissappears after the funeral

Approximately fifty Christmasi after the day you met Trevor Bamidele,Trevor dies,It was freak accident,they say.Your grandchildren all come to lay flowers at his tombstone,just as he would have wanted.

You offer a few prayers in a few traditions you learned over the years.You think this Jesus guy is still pretty swell.And his birthday is pretty swell to,you guess

FIN
No beta,no editor,we die like men
for @ChroniclerW's prompt

lol +1 Kudos
 
Presented with festive cheer:

A Secret Santa Short Story for @Patches'n'Cream 's Prompt:
A Normal Christmas

Prologue One: 4 years ago

  1. In the Before Time of Two Thousand and Twenty as reckoned by the old calendar, it came to pass that the Angel beheld what humanity had done to the world and was aggrieved.
  2. So the Angel descended to the world in wrath, and his feet stood in the sea while his head brushed the stars, and his wings covered the sky in all directions, and all beheld him and were afraid.
  3. And the Angel spake thus: "BE NOT AFRAID. ACTUALLY, BE A LITTLE BIT AFRAID. QUITE AFRAID, REALLY."
  4. "YE HATH PROPERLY BOLLOCKSED THIS UP, HAVEN'T YOU? PESTILENCE, CHECK, WAR, CHECK, FAMINE, CHECK, AND OBVIOUSLY THE OTHER ONE… LOOK, RULES ARE RULES."
  5. "THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, IF I'M BEING HONEST. NICE PLANET LIKE THIS AND WHAT DO YOU DO? GET CARBON ALL OVER IT. IT'S NOT AS IF THERE ISN'T MORE THAN ENOUGH SUNLIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO DO."
  6. "NO, I'M SORRY, THIS JUST WON'T DO. I'M STARTING THIS ALL OVER AGAIN."
  7. And with a wave of one hand all of Mankind's works were sundered, and he was left in a world reset to zero.
  8. And lo, the inevitable happened.


Prologue Two: 3 years and 11 months ago

  1. "SHIT. SHIT. UM. OKAY, I CAN FIX THIS. OH GOD. OKAY, WELL, THE RESOURCE PROBLEM HAS, UM, SOLVED ITSELF, AT LEAST. AARGH."
  2. "RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE DO. MAYBE THE PROBLEM LAST TIME WAS YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE ANY HELP? MORE SAPIENT RACES, THAT'S THE TICKET. PROBABLY."
  3. "OKAY, I HAD A FEW REMNANTS LYING AROUND FROM PREVIOUS EXPERIME… UH, FAR-FLUNG WONDROUS LANDS UNDER MY DIVINE STEWARDSHIP. THEY'VE ALL GOT SUPERPOWERS AND STUFF, THEY'LL DEFINITELY BE HELPFUL."
  4. "… PLEASE SHARE THE PLANET NICELY?"


The nice thing about the Apocalypse was how it really brought people together.

I never used to know my neighbours at all. Like a lot of people in the city, they were just faces that I passed every day on the stairs to my apartment, living their own lives right next to mine but a world away, separated by walls and by glass screens we watched instead. Now, they were gone – the stairs, the walls, the glass screens, the city, all of it erased with the wave of an angelic hand.

As Christmas days went, I'd had better.

If I'd been a farmer or a hunter, I could have got to work producing food and raw materials for an increasingly dwindling population. If I'd listened to my mother and become a doctor or a medic, I could have been part of the race to reinvent penicillin before someone in one of the population centres caught something really bad.

Instead I'd been a salesman. A fairly good one, I'd thought. I'd worked for a company which worked for a different company which sold microchips to go into tractors. But then the world ended and there was no such thing as a microchip any more. Or a tractor. Or a company, come to that. Even more annoyingly, I'd survived the whole thing.

There was no need for salesmen in the new world.

But being a salesman was not the sum total of my existence, no matter how much it felt like that at seven o' clock on Wednesday mornings. I had other skills and hobbies, although sadly few of them were useful here at the end of the world. My collection of tropical fish – carefully managed and pH controlled and lovingly fed – had been my pride and joy, although the Angel hadn't cared about that when it poofed their tank into dust and let them fall. I'd been a fairly decent amateur chef, if I said so myself, although most of my recipes required spices that I could no longer just pop down the supermarket and buy. I'd started learning to knit, although even these had been unravelled by the Angel.

But I'd also liked a good story. Could remember good stories, and had the right kind of voice for telling them. And storytellers, even in the Apocalypse – or maybe especially here – were worth our weight in gold.

Partly, this was for the same reason storytellers had been so prized throughout history – we kept humanity in touch with its heritage. This was all the more important now that that heritage had been ripped away from us, leaving no trace. Books had crumbled to dust at the same time as the rest of civilisation, and no-one would never read Shakespeare again, but for those who hadn't my retellings were a way to reconnect with our language and history.

So, I had volunteered to act as a combination of teacher and babysitter for the young children of our little community – the cluster of beings huddled together in the dark, piecing together a civilisation from scraps and remnants. Those who could build, built. Those who could hunt, hunted. I could remind us who we were, so that was what I would do.

I opened the door of the wood longhouse that served as the village hall of our little commune – and, during the day or when people weren't using it, also served as a crèche. Five pairs of eyes turned to meet me.

… well, five sets of eyes, in any case. Little Tekeli the shoggoth over in the corner wasn't great at keeping count, but they'd managed to keep a face with two main eyes on the front today, so I was very proud of them for trying.

The Angel had destroyed all traces of human craft, and then shoved four more sapient races onto the planet in a misguided attempt to fix it. It could have gone wrong. It should have gone incredibly wrong. But somehow, we'd all pulled together in the face of enforced adversity – united, if nothing else, in our desire to survive long enough to build a rocket to Heaven and punch the Angel's lights out.

Someday.

"Good morning, everyone!"

"Good morning!" came the reply… or rather, four 'good morning's and one 'Tekeli tekeli' from the corner, but I'd take it.

I huffed out a breath as I sat down in the circle of children, and looked around. Good, it seemed everyone was here.

…or were they? Something seemed off, like a missing tooth in my head, and I had an idea of what it was.

"I'll take the roll," I said, and noted two of the children stiffen in nervous anticipation. Hm. I'd get to them in time. "Tekeli?"

"Tekeli tekeli!" One pseudopod waved in the air.

"Thank you. Francesca?"

The little robot girl – F-type New Chassis, Set Category A, or FNC-SCA, raised her hand politely. Like most automatons the Angel had sent over, she was a mix of obviously mechanical and faux-biological, only just avoiding the uncanny valley by virtue of her entirely human face. Still, she was very attentive and we were glad to have her. "Present!"

"Ozcafalumnus? Wake up, please."

The clot of darkness to my left buzzed, bringing with it the scent of burnt goat hair before coalescing into a column of shadow with two burning eyes. When the demon spoke, it was with the voice of a young boy, voice on the edge of breaking. "Present."

"Oz, do you have to make that smell every time?" complained a sulking boy with dark hair, sat next to the demon.

"It is part of my name. Apologies," said Ozcafalumnus, not sounding particularly apologetic.

I looked at the sulking boy.

I looked again, then back at my register. I sighed.

"Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth?" I said, deliberately looking the sulking boy in the eyes. He looked away, embarrassed.

"Yes! It's me! I'm Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth!" shouted Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth, shooting her delicate hand in the air and beaming. Next to her, the sulking boy sighed.

This. This was why I called the roll every time, even with only five students.

"No, you're not," I said. "Give… the sulking boy back his name, Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth."

Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth pouted, pointed ears drooping. Like most Fair Folk girls, she looked almost human, although no human had features that beautifully sculpted, had skin that smooth, had teeth that straight. Well, not since Hollywood disappeared, anyway. "You can't make me. Who says I'm not Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth?"

"I say so. If you haven't worked out how to only use part of a name yet, you're not ready for one. And sulking boy, you ought to know better by now. What did she offer you this time?"

The sulking boy's cheeks reddened, and I put a hand to my head, trying to work out how to solve this. I couldn't have a constantly sulking child in my class, and if he was left like this he'd become just that over time. Names were funny things. "Fine. Did you kiss her back?"

Ozcafalumnus laughed, making a noise like a barrel full of precious things bouncing down a cliff. The sulking boy's cheeks reddened further, but he eventually nodded.

"Well!" I said brightly. "If she kissed you and you kissed her back, that sounds like a fair exchange to me. Sounds like you demanded something you were already paid for, Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth."

"Tekeli," agreed Tekeli, possibly just to feel included, waving a seven-fingered hand in the air.

Henry Frederick MacTaggart Wentworth's mouth dropped open, then set in a thin line. "Fine," she said. She folded her arms and huffed, and there was an indescribable shift – not in the air, not in space, but in perspective.

"Thanks," said Henry, glaring at the Sidhe girl.

"It was your own fault for being tricked," I said. "Be more careful next time. It's not like you haven't known her for almost a year, you should know by now. Sidhe girl, you'll get a name when you're good and ready. There's no point in trying to rush things, and you'll be glad you waited when you are ready."

"That's what the Hag keeps telling me," the Sidhe girl grumbled.

"The Hag is a wise woman. Now!" I clapped my hands. "In one week's time, it will be the winter solstice. And because of that, I think today's story will be about Christmas."

Francesca cocked her head at precisely five degrees (she'd asked Henry which angle made her look less strange), expression mimicking precisely the expression those around her used to express confusion. "Christmas?"

"Yeah!" said Henry, raising his hand. He continued when I nodded at him. "You know, Santa Claus, and presents, and trees, and eating sweets until you're sick! Oh, and it's also about the birth of-" He cut himself off, looking at his friend.

"Ah," said Ozcafalumnus, catching on. "Do I need to sit this one out?"

"No, no," I said hurriedly. "This will be a strictly secular lesson. If you start to smoulder anyway, of course you have my permission to leave the room and return directly home doing nothing else on the way." It paid to be specific with demons, "But really, Christmas as I understood it was much more about the first four things Henry mentioned, and much less about the fifth."

"Santa Claus…" said the Sidhe girl slowly, as if trying it out. "That's a powerful name."

"It certainly is," I agreed. "I guarantee you every adult human on this island knows it – and probably a majority of the ones on this planet. That's one name you don't want to try and take, Sidhe girl, you'd drown in the role instantly – and that goes for his other names too. Do you know all of them, Henry?"

"Um…" said Henry, ignoring the Sidhe girl's muttered indignation that anyone would be so extravagant as to have multiple names when there were poor deprived Sidhe going without. "There's Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas or Saint Nick, Kris Kringle… I think that's it?"

"So who is this man?" said Ozcafalumnus. "And what does he have to do with the winter solstice?"

I sat up straight in official 'storytelling mode', and the children pricked up their ears (literally, in the case of Tekeli and the Sidhe girl) to listen more attentively.

"Once upon a time," I began, "There was a saint, and there was a holiday. The saint was the patron saint of children, and he was famous for his generosity, especially for his habit of secret gift giving. The holiday was the winter solstice, celebrated around the world as the day on which the nights stopped getting shorter and spring began its long slow return. On this holiday, when the night was darkest, people needed a little boost – an injection of good cheer and feasting. To children, gifts were given, and because of the saint's own gift giving he was associated with this holiday. Later, the saint became one with the spirit of the holiday, and this is when Saint Nicholas gained the name of Father Christmas – and over time, his original name changed into Santa Claus.

"He lives at the North Pole, where he labours year round to make toys for children, along with his elven helpers." The Sidhe girl looked sceptical at that, which I suppose I couldn't blame her for. Elves were not especially helpful beings. "On the night of Christmas, at midnight precisely – everywhere – Father Christmas delivers presents to all good children, in his flying sleigh pulled by reindeer, led by Rudolph lighting the way with his red nose."

"Impossible," said Francesca. "Assuming midnight refers specifically to precisely the sun's antimeridian passage, at Local Hour Angle one hundred and eighty degrees West, there should be slight gaps in the time of midnight for each household, preventing simultaneity, but even so the speed required would be impossible. I assume that as a native saint he would not have access to our homeworld's teleportation technology, so the required caloric output of these reindeer- ow." Francesca rubbed her forehead, where Henry had bopped her.

"You're being weird again, Cesca."

"And missing the point," added Ozcafalumnus. "Clearly this Father Christmas has access to abilities beyond the material, that is all." He buzzed excitedly, the shadow thinning for a second to reveal something skeletal and horned beneath. "What, if I may ask, do all bad children receive?"

This was probably a sensible question, coming from a demon.

"Bad children receive lumps of coal in place of presents."

Francesca's head tilted another five degrees. "I do not understand. If, as I surmise, the objective is to incentivise good behaviour throughout the year, why does this Mr Christmas reward the wicked with the more useful prize? A toy serves no purpose, whereas fuel has a tangible benefit on- ow."

"This is from the before times, silly!" said Henry, rubbing his hand. "Sure, coal is way more useful now, but I bet even Santa can't get hold of it that easy nowadays."

Meanwhile, the Sidhe girl had gone very pale.

"Terrifying…" she said. "Santa is terrifying! To enter the dwellings of everyone on the planet uninvited, in a single night… just how strong is he!?"

I chuckled. "Well, it's not that he's uninvited as such. I think most people would be very pleased to have a visit from Father Christmas, and would welcome him in. Of course, the point of Santa is that he comes and goes without leaving a trace of his presence – maybe, if a child is very lucky, they will catch a glimpse of him, or he might choose to leave sooty footprints."

"Why sooty footprints?" asked Francesca.

Ozcafalumnus waved a shadowy hand. "That's not that weird. I've got relatives that do something similar."

Sulphurously burning footprints that would continue to smoulder until extinguished by holy water wasn't quite the same, but sure.

"He enters and leaves a house by the fireplace, or the hearth. Another sign of his presence is sleigh tracks in the snow on the roof – Sidhe girl, is there a problem?"

The Sidhe girl had drawn her knees up to her chin, and was looking around her with wide eyes, as though Santa was about to ambush her from the shadows. "A standing invitation to every house on the planet… I never knew there was a lord so powerful…" She looked up at me, expression pleading. "Please, how can I recognise him? I don't want to cause offence if I accidentally see him!"

"Well, I can't say that I've seen him myself. But most depictions show him as a large elderly man, with white hair and beard. He carries his sack of presents, has black boots, and is dressed in a red jacket and trousers trimmed in white fur."

The Sidhe girl nodded. "Very well. If I see such a man I will show him proper respect. It sounds as though he is at least kindly-"

"Oh," I said, remembering. "And a red cap as well."

I knew I'd made a mistake immediately. The Sidhe girl froze, face a mask of terror.

Ah. "No, no, it's okay, the cap is red because it was always red!" I said hurriedly. "It's not red because he's dyed it in the blood of his enemies! Santa doesn't have any enemies!"

"Ah, a man who takes care of loose ends efficiently," said Ozcafalumnus with an approving nod.

"Logical."

"Tekeli-li!"

With each helpful interjection, the Sidhe girl cringed closer and closer toward Henry, and seemed to be trying to hide behind him. The poor boy didn't seem to mind, but I couldn't help but think I ought to nip this in the bud.

"Thank you all," I said, "I love your enthusiasm. However, Santa doesn't have any enemies because he never had any enemies."

"No-one has any enemies," quoted Henry solemnly.

"Thank you, Weebworth, well remembered."

"Wentworth."

"That's what I said. Now, there was always a lot of talk about what the 'true meaning of Christmas' was, but unless you are the religious sort – and we aren't, because Ozcafalumnus is still with us – then for children Christmas really only means one thing. Wentworth?"

Henry beamed. "Presents!"

"Correct! Now, what I would like us all to do, children, is write down what gift you would like to receive from Santa. Then we will all send them to the North Pole and yes Francesca I know how difficult that is." I brought out a set of five large leaves I had gathered for this very purpose – there was no more paper anymore, and it wasn't a priority for remaking.

But, by God, these children would experience sending their Christmas lists up the fireplace, or as close as I could manage in the Apocalypse.

This would, in as many ways as I could arrange, be a normal Christmas.



Mere days later, it was Christmas Eve.

And, for the first time ever, I was Santa.

Ho ho ho.

Fashion was another casualty of the end of the world, but for this the adults of the village had all clubbed together to create my costume. It was… actually really good. The Automata were impossibly quick and precise at sewing, the jacket, trousers and boots looking almost machined (which I supposed they were). They weren't actually the most vibrant red, white and black you had ever seen, but thanks to the Fair Folk your brain wasn't about to trust your eyes about that.

I stroked my sheepskin false beard, shouldered my sack, then set off into the woods.

After human civilisation had vanished, the wild places had come back remarkably quickly. After sundown, you could feel like you were back in some primordial forest, every shadow containing untold depths. I wound my way deeper and deeper into the trees, following the badger paths wherever the moonlight illuminated them.

My boots crunched in the snow, and my breath fogged ahead of me. The night forest was perfectly still, no sign of life at all… not even a mouse. This really was a white Christmas – there had been a fall, although luckily it wasn't currently snowing right now.

That said, weather wasn't always reliable in the domains of the Fair Folk.

After about half an hour, I finally came upon a moonlit clearing, dominated by a single colossal tree twisted into strange shapes and glimmering with frost. I approached, just up to the limit of the clearing and definitely not a step further.

Now where was the person I was here to meet? I strained my eyes…

"What have we here?" came a voice in my ear.

I jumped, dropped the sack, and nearly stepped into the clearing, only catching myself at the last moment. Behind me – where absolutely no-one had been, and I'd have sworn that fact before gods and men – stood what seemed like a bent old woman, cloaked and hooded.

"My, what a handsome visitor to come calling at midnight," she cackled. "At my time of life, I thought such things were long past."

I bowed. "Well-met by moonlight, Woodwise Hag."

Woodwise Hag smiled up at me with a face like a rotten apple. "So polite, too. And who might you be?"

Oh, this was how she wanted to play it? I guess it was too much to hope that any conversation with the Fair Folk would be easy. "I might be Santa Claus," I replied. "Don't you see my costume? I heard there was a child in need of a Christmas present here. Ho ho ho."

To be clear, I had heard this directly from the Woodwise Hag, when I had arranged to deliver this specific gift. She was just being difficult… or maybe flirting terribly. It was hard to tell with the Fair Folk.

The Hag was taking care of the Sidhe girl until she had enough of an identity to make it on her own – and racking up a massive amount of favours owed in the process, not to mention shoring up the Hag's own archetype with the nuance of parenthood. It seemed pretty cold and transactional to me, but, again, the Fair Folk were weird like that. For what it was worth, they seemed to be weirded out by the unconditional support of human parenting, so I suppose it took all kinds.

"Is that right?" said the Hag. "What is it that this child might want?"

I didn't need to look at my list. I'd already checked it twice, after all.

"She wanted a name, obviously – or, failing that, a dream of true love. And I just so happen to have one of the latter. All I need is a little help to wrap it up."

The Hag's eyes gleamed hungrily beneath her hood. "Down you get then, dearie."

I knelt, and the Hag approached. One hand, gnarled as a tree root, reached out, and a twisted nail scraped against my ear, sending a shiver down my spine. When the Hag withdrew it, there was a wisp of pink clutched in her claw. A dream – one of mine, specifically, a recurring one I'd had about an old girlfriend. I'd never dream about her again.

Sometimes it really was better to give than to receive.

The Hag carefully brought the dream over to a nearby bush, and shooed a spider away from its web – then, with deft motions, wrapped the dream up in the silken strands. It squirmed, but stayed put when she stuffed it into a pocket.

"Thank you," I said, not getting up. "Please make sure the Sidhe girl receives it."

"Naturally. That was part of the arrangement." The Hag approached me, and laid a warty hand on my cheek. "Now, the payment for my services in extracting your dream."

"And for safe and timely exit from your forest."

The Hag looked surprised. "Why, how mistrustful you are. I don't know where you got the idea that I would prevent you leaving." … that still wasn't a denial, I noticed. The Hag was much more subtle than the Sidhe girl. "But since you mention it, there is indeed a small enchantment on these woods. An old lady enjoys her privacy, you know. If you are worried about it, I can tie the spell to a small token."

"That would be helpful. Do you have such a token?"

"Not yet. I can't give just any gentleman caller the key to my woods – what would people say? No, this is an extension of my trust, and trust needs to be given before it can be earned."

I rolled my eyes. Apparently the Hag wasn't always subtle. "And how shall I demonstrate my trust?"

The Hag grinned, revealing a gummy mouth with uneven fangs piercing it at irregular intervals. "You could do me a favour-"

"Nope," I said, on reflex. Four years of working with the Fair Folk hadn't been for nothing.

The Hag sulked. "Fine. Then, a very simple gesture will suffice – like all the best pacts, it can be sealed with a kiss."

A kiss in return for safe passage in addition to the dreamweaving was a more than fair deal. Sadly, I'd been expecting something like this.

I leaned down and felt the Hag's breath on my face – a mix of raw meat and pine. Easier not to think about it. Without hesitating, I kissed the Hag on her warty mouth. Small hairs dug into my lips, and her dry tongue poked my own. And then it was over, and I stood quickly.

The Hag cackled. "Well, boy who might be Santa Claus. With such a lovely kiss, I am all a-flutter! As promised, a token of my fidelity." As she made the promise, she held her hand to her heart – and when she opened it, a ring had appeared there.

She pressed it into my hand – perfectly round, beautifully crafted, and absolutely packed with glamour. Holding it up to my eye, I looked at the Hag through it, and saw her as a much younger woman, no longer a gnarled and twisted crone but a tall and strong huntress, who winked seductively at me. Then I blinked, and the old woman was back.

"I accept this symbol of your trust," I said solemnly. "Merry Christmas, and to all a good night. Ho ho ho."

I turned to leave, then paused, as though I had just thought of something. "Of course," I said, "Christmas is not just for children. As it happens, I have a present for you too, Woodwise Hag."

The Hag's expression had frozen, something ancient and predatory looking extremely displeased. I rummaged in my sack and brought out a pair of thick woollen socks. I handed them over, and the Hag took them without saying a word.

Socks as a Christmas gift, when you weren't sure what to get someone, were a tradition as old as time. And, in this case, it was much more important to give than to receive – I'd need the Hag in my debt for what I planned next.

"Once again, Merry Christmas," I said.

"Watch your step," said the Hag. It sounded like a threat.

I bowed, turned and left. I felt the eyes of the Hag on me long after she was out of sight.



The woods were significantly harder to exit than to enter. Brambles caught at my jacket, I lost the path many times, and my feet always seemed to catch in rabbit holes or on tree roots. I assumed the Woodwise Hag was making a point.

I almost blinked in the moonlight as I emerged into the open fields. Without a clock, it was hard to tell, but from the position of the moon in the freezing sky I guessed it was around midnight – and, since I'd entered the woods at about one o' clock, that meant there was the usual Fair Folk nonsense going on. In this case, though, I was grateful.

On to the next house with a child waiting for a Christmas present.

First, though…

I found a pair of heavy rocks under the snow, placed the ring on one, then brought the other down with both hands. There was a sharp snapping noise, and I lifted the rock to find the ring broken cleanly in half. Perfect.

I put both parts of the broken ring into my pocket, and then set off to find some demons.

Unlike the Fair Folk, who generally held themselves separate from the rest of the commune (although the Woodwise Hag was solitary even for them), demons liked to be where everyone else was. So off I went to the middle of our little village, to where wooden shacks gave way to stone huts.

There was a dull red glow coming from inside one of them. Inside, the ground had been dug out to create a shallow pit – and it was almost entirely empty, with no furniture or decoration of any kind. I could, however, see a stone altar, in the centre of a pentacle marked by candles, which burned higher and higher as I approached.

I knelt by the side of the pentacle, and called, "Belilgarum. Belilgarum. Belilgarum." Then I cast the pieces of the broken ring onto the altar, where they vanished with a puff of flame that send shadows dancing throughout the hut. I was careful not to look directly at the shadows as they gathered into a whirling column, six feet high, in the centre of the pentacle – and turned around just before the glowing eyes appeared.

"Ahh…" came a voice like the last breath of a man dying alone. "Now that is an interesting offering."

I regretted coming here. Not because it was the wrong thing to do – just because every word uttered by Belilgarum induced regret. The effect was somewhat disconcerting if you weren't used to it. "For your subsoul calling himself Ozcafalumnus," I said, in answer. "I'd appreciate it if you kept the gift a secret from that part of yourself until the morning. Christmas presents aren't to be opened before Christmas day, after all."

"A symbol of broken faith… how nostalgic. I haven't played with such things since I was an imp. I had a lot of fun. Others, less so." Belilgarum's voice grew gleeful. "Tell me, Santa Claus, why should I not inform the Woodwise Hag of what you have done?"

"Well. That wouldn't be very Christmassy of you."

The walls of the stone hut in front of me crawled with shadows, cast by the light of the candles and flickering in bizarre shapes as Belilgarum tested the edges of the pentacle behind me. Every so often a shadow seemed to develop claws, or eyes, or suddenly lunged at me from the corner of my vision. Every instinct I had told me I had to look at them directly, respond to the threat. I ignored it all. Belilgarum couldn't get out.

"I'm sure she would be very upset to hear of how you rejected her trust. The things that woman could do with someone in her debt… it makes even me shudder to think of them." The glee in Belilgarum's voice left me doubtful. "Why, it almost makes me want to do you a favour."

I rolled my eyes – facing away from Belilgarum, I was fairly sure he couldn't see, but I barely bothered to hide my scepticism in my tone. "A favour."

"Oh yes. For the right price, I could be persuaded to not tell all to the Woodwise Hag. I would simply… not mention the fact. Indeed, I would be more than happy to remove this conversation from my memory entirely – even someone so astute as she would never see through the deception, because I wouldn't be deceiving her at all. For you, I would do this. It is, after all, a lovely gift you have brought young Ozcafalumnus."

"Uh-huh. And what would the price be? My soul?"

The shadows roiled once more, and Belilgarum had the cheek to sound offended. "For such a trifling act? Never. No more than fifty percent of your soul, and for no more than six hundred and sixty six minutes. Not even half a day, and not enough to possess you. Far kinder than the Hag would be, I promise you that."

I stroked my beard, pretending to consider it. Then I laughed out loud. "Go and tell the Hag whatever you please, Belilgarum, and learn some subtlety from her while you're there. I know how you demons play the long game. If it's my soul you want, you'll never lay a claw on it once the Hag spirits me away. But, so long as I'm here and free, there's always a chance you'll persuade me to give it up eventually."

But more than that, this was why I'd gone through the trouble of knitting socks for the Woodwise Hag. Just as Belilgarum had said, it was generally a very bad idea to be in hock to the Fair Folk, and explicitly breaking a bond of trust with one was sure to end stickily, even if you were as good terms with them as I was with the Hag. In fact, I was almost sure that the Hag had aimed for this exact outcome, having somehow learned about Ozcafalumnus' Christmas present (probably from the Sidhe girl).

Instead, I'd put her in my debt before doing so, which meant my breaking faith would just balance the scales. I hoped.

The candles flared up, then sunk down to a sullen red glow.

"Fine," Belilgarum said sulkily. "It's no fun now that you humans know how we work, you know. Just the deal we agreed to last week then?"

"That's right."

"It seems a shame," Belilgarum said. The sense of regret deepened, my head filling with the feeling of missed opportunity. "You could have gotten a much better return. It's not too late to renegotiate – a single percentage point of your soul, for an hour, would more than triple what you'll be getting-"

I folded my arms. This was getting genuinely tiresome, and a demon of Belilgarum's rank really should have known better than to bludgeon me over the head with buyer's remorse. "We signed a contract. Are you a demon or a fishwife, to try and alter terms now?"

"… very well." At once, there was no emotion whatsoever in Belilgarum's voice. It looked like he'd decided there was no point.

With a thump that I very carefully did not jump at, something heavy landed on the ground behind me, followed by a clatter of smaller things. As soon as the echoes died, the lights were snuffed out.

I wished I hadn't got so annoyed at Belilgarum. He was a powerful demon, and despite how pushy he could be was usually well-disposed towards humans. It was a shame that I'd had to put my foot down. I'd have to make it up to him, if he'd let me-

"Was there something else, Belilgarum?" I said, annoyed.

The feeling of regret faded – and I waited until I was sure the Duke of Remorse presence was gone before turning round. In the centre of the pentacle was a book bound in iron, surrounded by a handful of carved whalebone tokens.

This was the deal I had previously struck with Belilgarum, when I'd first seen the children's Chirstmas lists and tried to work out how to sort them out: I would spread knowledge on how to summon him, in exchange for worldly wealth. In this case, the former was represented by the grimoire, and the latter by the whalebone that we bartered with. The amount of worldly wealth wasn't that great, but then I didn't have to do anything in particular with the grimoire – just pass it on to one other person.

Best to get started. Owing a debt to a demon was every bit as bad an idea as owing it to one of the Fair Folk. I picked up the book and tokens, and set off to my next destination. Ho ho ho.



You could always tell which huts were owned and maintained by automaton families – they were cleaner.

The machine people had not brought any of their advanced technology with them when they'd been deposited in this world… or rather, when the Angel had plucked them from their own planet and cast them here he hadn't bothered to think about it. Still, they were at a massive advantage, because the automatons were advanced technology.

Turned out having tireless, superhuman bodies and minds that didn't get distracted or bored meant there was a lot of time for spring cleaning.

I knocked on the door. This wasn't strictly necessary – the inhabitants scanners had certainly already detected me, by my heartbeat or body heat or electrical signals or whatever else. Still, the Automatons had thrown themselves into human society with enthusiasm, and they loved these kind of rituals… as soon as they'd been explained to them.

"Come in!" came the reply immediately from three sets of voice simulators, and I did so. Immediately, I sighed.

Automaton houses didn't have beds – since they didn't need to sleep – so I really should have expected this, but somehow the sight of Francesca wide awake and waving at me from her wooden stool in the corner was one of the least Christmassy things I'd seen all night.

Still, the house was Christmassy enough to make up for it. Here at the end of the world, tinsel and baubles were in short supply, but we had all made do with cuttings of holly from the forest – and, of course, there was a tree, meticulously trimmed and groomed. I nodded in approval.

On similar seats to Francesca were her 'parents' – or rather, her designers and maintainers, who would continue looking after her until she was judged capable of reliably improving herself. They were built along very similar lines, both modelled after statuesque male figures with heavy cybernetic modifications. They waved as I nodded to them.

"Francesca, this isn't playing the game," I said. "You're not meant to see me."

Her parents looked confused – Francesca, on the other hand, pouted, which was a new expression for her. "I apologise for contradicting you, Santa Claus, but this is not the case! I asked Henry and he said it was also tradition for children to wait up and try to catch a glimpse of you. Therefore, witnessing you is not taboo as you had indicated… or at least, it is one of those taboos that is socially acceptable to break."

I rubbed the bridge of my nose. "I see. Well done then. Consider me glimpsed." Full biometric scans were probably a bit much to count as 'glimpsing', but I'd leave that aside for now. "Now, if you don't mind, I'd like you to face the wall and turn off any extra sensors you have – this is meant to be a surprise, Francesca."

Now she just looked confused. "But I have requested a specific gift, to be delivered by Santa Claus at a specific time. You, Santa Claus, are presumably here to deliver the gift I have requested, at the given time – or, actually, thirty-seven minutes and fifteen seconds late." Her nose wrinkled in displeasure. "But a certain amount of inexactness is permissible. Nevertheless, given that all parties involved know all factors going into the exchange, in what way is this meant to be a surprise?"

"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up." I considered her point, though. "Think of it as another exercise in humanity. Humans like it when those whom they give presents to act pleased and surprised, even if the recipient knows exactly what's inside." Although usually this wouldn't be because they'd scanned the present down to the molecular level. "Receiving a gift is a little-practised skill, even among humans, but a little effort put into your gratitude goes a long way."

I unslung my sack and pulled out a small parcel, which I set underneath the tree. Without proper Christmas wrapping, I'd wrapped the whalebone tokens in a buckskin pouch and called it good.

The only thing Francesca had put on her list had been 'currency', on the grounds that it could then be converted to anything she wished afterward as and when she actually wanted anything. It didn't seem like anything I'd have wanted for Christmas as a child, but even back then some kids really did just want gift certificates, so I supposed it was fine.

"Oh, and that reminds me: I also have a present for you two." I pulled out a second package and turned to Francesca's 'parents'.

"Is this… normal?" one of them said, examining the slightly smoking grimoire.

Receiving a book you didn't intend to read for Christmas? This was the most normal gift I'd given tonight. "Absolutely," I said. "Ho ho ho, and don't let anyone with an actual soul get near that."

One of the automatons nodded and set it down on the table. "Acknowledgement! Will you be wanting the project you asked us to work on in return? We finished it a couple of days ago!"

"Not in return – the book is a gift. Santa doesn't get paid. But great work for finishing!"

"Not at all. Your instructions were very precise. Such an interesting creature!"

I received the package, and inspected it. Fluffy fur dyed yellow somehow, soft and cuddly, filled with probably sheep's wool… hand-sewn, I'd guess, just like my costume. "It's perfect," I said. "Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Francesca, no peeking."

So saying, I strode out the door and into the snow.



The last house on my list was one I was quite familiar with. A simple stone hut, a wreath of holly on the door, and a pair of precious candles burning inside.

… and next to the door, an inchoate shape of eyes and teeth.

I slowed, and crouched down. "Tekeli?" I said quietly. I didn't want to disturb the Wentworths, after all. "That you?"

Tekeli hadn't written anything down on their Christmas list. Shoggoths didn't seem to have any system of writing – in fact, I wasn't sure that Tekeli had actually understood the assignment, instead drawing what I guessed to be a picture of our little classroom.

"What are you doing out here, buddy? You're not home?"

The shoggoth blinked at me with five eyes. They seemed a little watery to me. Well, shoggoths in general were a bit soggy at the best of times, but even so Tekeli didn't seem like their usual cheerful self.

"Tekeli…" A pseudopod extended and waved around helplessly.

Wait. Did Tekeli even have a home? There was a lot we didn't know about the shoggoths. They were the weirdest of the sapient beings the Angel had thrown together, and that really was saying something. There weren't many of them, and they didn't tend to form family units. Even Tekeli had just shown up one day, alone, and when they'd shown interest in the lessons I was teaching I'd made a space for them. They were smaller than other shoggoths I'd seen in different villages, but there was no telling how old they were really. Were they a child? Were they an adult? Were they happy living in our village? What, after all, did Tekeli want?

I hadn't asked, I realised guiltily.

Oh. No, I had, hadn't I? And I'd gotten an answer.

"Okay," I said, standing up. Tekeli's eyes extended on stalks to follow me. "Were you just a little shy? No problem, I can knock for you."

I gave a soft knock on the door, the sound muffled by my gloves. Almost immediately, Freddy Wentworth, father of young Henry, opened it – he'd been expecting me. He half-stepped out of the door, closing it almost fully behind him, to stop the heat escaping the little hut.

"Not coming down the chimney?" he said, grinning. "For shame."

"There are no chimneys any more, Freddy, you know that."

"And yet, look what I found next to the fireplace." He held up two drinking horns, full of beer.

Sherry was yet another casualty of the apocalypse, but you had better believe we'd found some way to ferment something or other. Freddy and I clinked drinking horns together, and I took a grateful draught.

"You are a lifesaver," I said. "Merry Christmas. And, here." I handed over the package I'd received from the automatons.

One plush Pikachu, delivered. Good call, Weebworth.

Freddy admired it. "Ah… as beautiful as the day I lost it. Things like this… the old world isn't completely gone, is it? Not while we remember it. This isn't anything like a normal Christmas, but it is Christmas all the same."

"My man." We shared a fist bump. Tekeli burbled softly and raised a tentacle. "Ah, yeah, that reminds me. Do you think you have room for one more? This little one is all alone tonight, and I thought – well, that's no way to spend a Christmas. They just want some company, I think."

"Oh! Well, of course, we'd be happy to host one more. Tis the season, and all that." Freddy opened the door, and Tekeli shuffled inside. He nodded at me. "Peace on Earth."

"And goodwill to all sapient beings," I said.

"Except the bastard Angel," we finished, clinking our horns.



In the glorious sunshine of a perfect Christmas day, the children played on the village green – or the village white, I supposed, covered with snow as it was. They were building a snowman under the somewhat distracted leadership of Henry, although it seemed that no two of the kids could decide what shape it was supposed to be.

Tekeli, I noticed, was wearing a knitted cap on one of their heads, and was smiling with all of their mouths. Five for five on the list. Ho ho ho.

Children playing in the snow. Gifts. A day of happiness even in the darkest of times.

Yes. Despite everything, this really was a normal Christmas.
Oh my god I love it! It's so different than what I expected, but holy crap it's perfect! <3
 
Thanks for the attempt at my prompt!
This was well written, but it felt like it ended halfway though, it just feels like there should be more to the story- it feels like a short first chapter more than it does a complete story- uh sorry don't want to be rude.
I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't really sure how in the world they were gonna save the holidays.
 
Secret Santa Short Story for @FourthWall 's Prompt:
Maren Voss jolted awake, heart pounding. The cloying scent of pine and cinnamon lingered in the cramped quarters of the generation ship Aurora, more chemical than comforting. A holographic tree flickered in the corner, its forced cheer casting shifting colors onto the iron walls. Nothing had changed: the dented table bolted to the floor, the persistent hum of the engines, the same stale routine.

Any second now, Lyra would call her name.

"Maren! Help me hang these!"

Right on cue, her sister burst into the cramped space, arms tangled in a string of glowing star-lights. Her face shone with a childlike radiance that made Maren's chest tighten. How many times had she lived this memory, each time told it was for her own good? She focused on the spark of outrage within her, stoking it into the fury that kept her resolve intact. Once, Lyra's happiness had softened her; now it was just another blade aimed at her heart.

"Sure, Lyra!" Maren replied, voice sweet and unforced. The words slipped out too naturally, shaping her into something unwanted—but not exactly what they intended her to be. She clung to that realization as armor against their designs. The memory flowed more smoothly when she played along, so she reached out to Lyra, hands outstretched.

"Carry me!" she said, reaching for Lyra with playful insistence. Though she loathed acting the part of a child again, but this was a time before the serum and the training, a time when intellect was her only weapon.

"Coming!" Lyra cried, dropping the tangled lights and lifting Maren into her arms. She strained only slightly—Lyra had always been strong. Still, the warmth of her embrace felt fragile, like a spark of light that would soon be swallowed by darkness.

Lyra set Maren down gently, then brushed invisible dust from her sister's shoulders before nodding in satisfaction. "Hold these," she said, pressing a handful of shimmering ornaments into Maren's hands. Each tiny sphere bore etched patterns—wreaths, evergreen boughs, and snowflakes—that Maren half-recalled from old Earth.

She hadn't seen snow as a child, had she?

"Maren, pass me that red one," Lyra called, oblivious to her sister's silence.

She handed over the ornament without a word.

On the colony ship—before Earth learned to outrun light—these decorations had their own meanings. No midnight choirs, no crisp winter air—just pipes and bulkheads, holodeck projections, and the generator's hum. Yet they carried a promise of a home never seen, a season of peace borne through the darkness between stars. Back then, this festival hadn't been a hollow echo; it whispered that hope existed beyond Earth, that humanity could thrive as one family under distant suns.

"Where's Mom?" Maren asked, making a point of looking around.

Lyra shrugged, standing on her tiptoes to hang the ornament. "She's at the deck. We're passing a binary star system, so they needed her to keep an eye on things."

"Then can we see the stars while we work?" Maren asked, flashing Lyra a mischievous grin.

Lyra dropped to her heels, frowning. "But Mom said not to open the viewport."

"Pleaaaase?" Maren wheedled, fluttering her eyelashes theatrically.

Lyra flinched, hands raised defensively. "Noooo! Maren, stop! You know I can't say no when you do that!"

"Pleaaaase?" Maren repeated, letting her lower lip tremble.

"Ugh! Fine!" Lyra pressed a hand to her heart as though mortally wounded and stuck out her tongue. "But I'm definitely telling Mom you forced me!"

"That's fine," Maren said with a gentle, if guarded, smile.

Her sister had been so hopeful back then.

Lyra clambered onto the dented table and tinkered with hidden controls until the metal panel hissed open, unveiling a crown of stars beyond. Maren's breath caught for an instant as she caught the filtered view of the void from her childhood. Then she forced the emotion aside. Awe, after all, was a weakness she refused to entertain. Still, she felt a surge of fierce determination—there was so much out there, so many obstacles yet to overcome.

"That's fine," Maren said with a gentle smile—not mocking, but not entirely honest either. Her sister had been so hopeful back then.

Clambering onto the dented table, Lyra fiddled with hidden controls until the metal panel hissed open, revealing a gleaming crown of stars beyond. Maren's breath caught—just for an instant—before she forced the emotion down. Awe, after all, was a weakness she refused to indulge. Instead, she focused on her determination. There was so much out there—so much they would have to contend with.

"Lyra!" Maren called, lifting her arms.

With a playful huff, Lyra scooped her up again, setting her on the table's edge. Maren pressed both palms to the glass, her eyes gleaming at the sight of endless stars. The table wobbled beneath her feet, but Lyra's hands were steady. For a moment, Maren allowed herself a small spark of joy—one she'd thought buried for good.

How long had she gazed in wonder at this vista as a child?

For a moment, just a moment, her shoulders felt lighter.

"The Soren Nebula Cluster is right there," Maren whispered, tracing a faint purple-blue haze. "And the Voss Supergiant… it's passing just below us." Her fingertip glided across the glass. "Those are the Pisces Twins, but their light is blocked—we're too close."

She froze, realizing what she'd revealed. A knot of tension coiled in her stomach.

Lyra, however, seemed blissfully unaware. She settled beside Maren, fiddling with a tiny carriage pulled by horned creatures—a toy from their homeworld, symbolic of an ancient gift-giver. It jingled softly, the sound both tender and a little sad. "Why do you love the stars so much, Maren?" she asked, not once looking away from the toy in her hand.

Maren watched the tiny figure's head bob. "Because they're beautiful," she replied absently, the answer well-rehearsed. "They're vast and bright... and they remind me there's more out there than just this place."

It was more than beauty: the stars had represented hope. They existed beyond this cage of steel and plastic—beyond confinement. They had meant freedom. They had meant plenty. All things her parents had told her waited at the end of this generational journey. This was before she lost hope, before the disappointment hardened into something like steel within her.

Lyra giggled, lifting the toy as though to share the view with it. "Did you know that when we land, we'll have real trees? Not just projections. Whole forests—" She paused, squinting as one star flickered from the viewport's filter. "Mom said we'll build our homes right under the leaves, where it smells like nothing but grass."

Maren's heart clenched. "That sounds wonderful," she replied, forcing a smile. "What else do you want to do when you get there?"

Maren chuckled. "Dragons don't exist."

"They do too!" Lyra insisted. "They're from Komodo!"

Maren raised an eyebrow.

Lyra stuck out her tongue. "Well, what do you want to do?"

"Me?" Maren echoed, her smile fading. "I think I'll become a geneticist."

Lyra tilted her head. "What's a jenitist?"

Maren blinked, then offered a gentle smile. "Someone who can code people like a machine," she said, working to keep her tone light. "They make them function better—kind of like how Mom helps the ship." The future would require adaptability, and someone had to ensure their people survived whatever awaited them.

"Oh." Lyra's eyes lit up. "Then I'll be a jenitist too!"

"You know you have to study a lot for that, right?" Maren teased, making Lyra frown. "Maybe you can become a guard, like Dad. You'd be good at that."

Lyra tilted her head. "Do jenitists need guards?"

"No, but those who are also empresses do," Maren said at once. "I can be the empress, and you can protect me. Wouldn't that be fun?"

Lyra tilted her head again. "What's an empress?"

"Someone who rules from afar, Lyra," Maren replied, turning slightly. "Like the emperor from Earth—though I guess he won't be where we're going."

But that was a lie.

Long before the Aurora reached its destination, Earth's rulers had learned to burn faster than light, seizing worlds ahead of slower ships like theirs. What had once been promised to all had already been hoarded by the few. By the time Maren's people arrived, the galaxy's best prospects would be stripped away—leaving them only scraps of starlight.

Her fingers slid toward the control panel while Lyra was distracted, steady and sure. The starlight intensified, glittering in Maren's eyes as she made her choice. Pressing her lips into a thin line, she let the distant glow reflect in her gaze. Slowly, the embers of her rage cooled to a measured calm. Remember, Maren. This was no mere memory—it was a battleground for her soul.

She would never break.

"Don't you think this has gone far enough, spirit?" she said suddenly, letting the childlike timbre fade from her voice. "This nostalgia won't make me falter."

Lyra turned towards her, perplexed. "What are you talking about, Maren?"

Maren sighed, deliberately placing a hand on the viewport. "How long will we play games?"

Lyra's eyes followed her motion, and in that instant, they were old—older than Maren herself. "I'm not playing games, Empress," she said, her tone harsh in a way she had never heard from her true sister. "I just want you to remember. Your sister wouldn't want this for you."

"That's not for you to say," Maren replied, her expression hardening. "Nor for her, in fact."

The spirit wearing Lyra's face looked resigned.

Maren flicked her wrist, pressing the button.

With a sudden crack, the viewport opened, flooding the room with twin-sun brilliance. Light devoured all shadows, searing away any veneer of warmth or joy. Blistering heat scorched her skin, but in that instant of pain, Maren tasted freedom. She was still trapped—but one day, she would be free.

"Try again," she whispered, as the radiance consumed everything.

Then—silence.

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The air hung heavy with exhaustion as three figures gathered in the ethereal void. Fragments of Maren's life drifted around them, each shard depicting a chapter of her relentless rise—from the bright-eyed refugee who became the mother of immortality, to the ruthless pragmatist who became the tyrant of the stars. At their center stood the image of a defiant little girl, her fierce eyes fixed on distant stars, her whispered challenge still echoing.

"Try again."

"Damn her," the spirit hissed, pacing in sharp, uneven steps. She still wore Lyra's guise, though distorted—a child's face drawn tight with rage, hair flickering like a coal-red ember. Her glow sputtered weakly, mirroring the fragile memories swirling around them. "We've redeemed warlords, tyrants, monsters. But her—she just won't bend."

"The more we show her, the tighter she clings to her fury," another figure murmured, his voice trembling as they studied the image. "It's... not nice."

This spirit was hunched and burdened, draped in jolly red fabric that had faded to a dull shadow of its former splendor. The edges of their cloak hung frayed and threadbare, symbolizing the erosion of hope and joy. His trembling hands methodically carved a piece of wood, the rough strokes more an outlet for their pent-up frustration than a work of art.

The childlike spirit—still wearing that old face—rounded on the red-cloaked one. "Are you saying I made a mistake?" she demanded, voice sharp.

"You provoked her with that old image of me," he accused, carving more deeply. "You knew how she would react to that face, those traditions. We need her to yield, not dig in her heels."

"And yet she once cherished such images," The childlike spirit retorted, folding its arms, sparks flaring dimly from her hair. "I just wanted her to remember that."

There was a sharp crack, knife digging in as the red-cloaked spirit carved. "Now, she's turned that hope into an iron purpose, and we cannot crack it."

"I can't rewrite the past," Lyra's face replied, eyes filled with unchildlike exhaustion. "I must use what was, just as you can only use what is. That is all I did."

A skeletal hand came up between them, and the other two figures cut off abruptly. Quiet spread like spilled ink and only a distant breath escaped the silence. An oppressive shape loomed closer—a specter cloaked in shadows, a face more hollow than the void around them. They turned towards the childlike spirit, who looked away uncomfortably.

Then they came to rest upon the red-cloaked spirit. He kept carving, the sound of his knife rough and loud as if to defy the silence. The knife broke from the force. The red-cloaked spirit exhaled heavily, before getting up. He glanced at his carving - now ruined - and tossed it aside. He rubbed his faded cloak and color began to appear on it, and then he looked up at the silent spector, reluctance etched into every line of his posture.

"Fine," He said at last, voice low and resigned. "Let me try this time."

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Snow fell in perfect silence, each flake reflecting the artificial light like shards of glass. Beneath Maren's feet stretched a smooth steel plain—cold, unyielding, and faintly aglow under the towering spires. Above her, satellite stars orbited lazily, their lights flickering in unnatural rhythms as distorted jingles echoed across the metallic expanse. The air smelled faintly of rust—sharp and acrid—clashing with the delicate, sterile beauty of the falling snow.

Maren stood motionless, her gaze sweeping the strange horizon. She felt no chill—only the weight of her power armor, each plate a perfect fit. Flexing her gauntleted hands, she tested their strength. She was strong—impossibly so—and it was no mere illusion. This body was her own design, precisely as she had envisioned. Yet a subtle tension coiled in her stomach, programmed instincts preparing her for battle.

A faint smirk played on her lips.

"So, you're the one who wants to play," she muttered, voice low and sharp in the unmoving air. Tilting her head toward the sky, she waited. The Spirit would come—they always did.

The distorted jingle grew louder, gradually returning to a more familiar tune. Its rhythm deepened, layered with the creak of wood and the beat of hooves. Maren narrowed her eyes at a flicker of motion against the artificial stars. A sleigh emerged—drawn by reindeer that glowed with an otherworldly, spectral light. Their eyes burned a steady red, leaving ribbons of luminescence trailing behind them like fading echoes of festive cheer.

The sleigh descended slowly, almost regally. Its vivid red paint shone against the white snow, golden trim stark against the gray steel. Seated atop it was one of the spirits that haunted her: a massive, commanding figure. His broad shoulders were draped in a flowing red robe lined with white fur, and a crown of holly perched upon his head.

He moved with the bearing of one long used to grandeur, his gaze sweeping over Maren with a practiced authority. But she noticed the faint slump of his shoulders, the hesitation as he stepped down from the sleigh. His boots crunched against the steel with a sound just a fraction too heavy, as though every step exacted a toll.

"Empress Maren Voss," he boomed, voice resonant yet wary. "How fitting that you greet me with a smirk, standing amidst a world hollowed out by your own ambition."

"Hello, Spirit," Maren said, letting her grin widen. She crossed her arms over her chest, surveying the metallic plain with slow deliberation. "This is Earth, isn't it? A bit dramatic to claim I ruined it. I haven't set foot here since my coronation."

The spirit sighed, long and low.

"You came from a ship where this festival was a lifeline in the void—a place where children told tales of Earth's green forests and gentle snows." He gestured around them, genuine grief etched in his features. "Yet you turned it into this. Not even its ancient oligarchs warped humanity's cradle so completely. But you did, in our name."

"In humanity's name," Maren corrected, her tone smooth, almost bored. "How was I supposed to know the ancient festival I spread across the stars would come with opinionated ghosts?"

"Was it not your orders that turned the planet into this?" he asked, shaking his head. "We've shown you before, and yet you remain unmoved. Why do you refuse to care about what you've done—about what you've destroyed?"

Maren raised an eyebrow. "Earth is but one world," she replied, her gaze clinical. "A bounty unmatched in the cosmos, but still a single planet. I've cataloged every species, every unique variation. We can rebuild it after I'm done."

The Spirit studied her for a long moment, his piercing gaze probing for cracks beneath her armored composure. "Always so sure of yourself," he murmured, almost to himself. Then, louder, "Very well. Let us see the truth of your reign." Maren offered only the faintest tilt of her head in reply.

He raised one hand, and with a flick of his wrist, the sleigh's door swung open. Maren's eyes narrowed as she observed it—this was how he always transported her to the next vision, and she couldn't help wondering about the mechanism. The Spirit caught her curious look, but Maren only smirked in response. She seated herself, gesturing with a gauntleted hand for him to proceed.

"Lead the way, then," she said. "Show me whatever truth you've uncovered this time."

As the sleigh glided forward, Maren leaned back with her arms crossed, her gaze locked on the Spirit. His face was impassive, yet she caught how his knuckles whitened around the reins. The distorted jingle bells grew distant as the sleigh climbed a fraction, then plunged straight through the metal plain. Gleaming steel parted like liquid, revealing a stark world below.

The sleigh slowed above a dark, cavernous chamber where flickering lights cast jagged shadows on corrugated metal walls. Below them, makeshift homes—assembled from emergency shelters and salvaged machinery—clustered along what passed for streets. Silent figures drifted between these cramped dwellings, eking out a life far removed from any official settlement.

They descended through the roof of a makeshift shelter, the air growing warmer as the hollow hum overhead gave way to murmured voices below. Quiet conversation mingled with the clatter of tools and the hiss of a dying generator. The sleigh came to rest in the center of a dim, cramped room, its walls patched with scavenged panels.

The Spirit stepped out first, his massive frame throwing an elongated shadow across the floor. Maren followed, the impact of her armored boots making the metal beneath them tremble. She surveyed her surroundings, cool and calculating.

What is he trying to show me this time?

In the room's center stood a battered table ringed by mismatched chairs. A gaunt woman, perhaps in her forties, meticulously divided a handful of ration packs into even piles. Nearby, her husband hunched over a broken music player, fiddling with its innards in a half-hearted attempt at repair. Two children sat close by, wrapped in threadbare thermal blankets, their wide eyes flicking toward a faintly glowing holographic tree in the corner.

Maren's gaze lingered on the holographic tree until the Spirit's voice shattered the silence, laden with reproach. "Your kin, Maren. The descendants of your sister, Lyra. She brought them here, away from the Empire—away from you."

Maren remained silent for a moment, head tilted as she evaluated the little family. "They're surviving," she said at last. "It could be worse—they have rations and shelter." The woman at the table lifted her gaze, her face drawn but her eyes unwavering. She didn't speak, didn't even notice them, but the set of her jaw told Maren all she needed to know.

The Spirit advanced, his voice cutting. "Shelter? Rations? This is what remains for your sister's children—your own nieces and nephews. You took the ones who loved you, bent them to fuel your ambitions, then left them scavenging the scraps of your dreams."

Maren folded her arms, meeting his gaze without emotion. "I ensured everyone lived—not just me and mine, but all of them. Isn't that the essence of your archaic festival? Sharing with everyone?"

"This isn't living!" the Spirit nearly shouted, his presence looming. "Do you truly believe your empire was worth all the lives you extinguished—your own kin among them?"

"Yes," Maren answered, her voice growing colder. "They'll make do—until I unite all of humanity. All of it. Only together can we survive the stars."

She recalled the daily reports. Colonies dying out mere moments before her arrival, their final transmissions pleading only to be remembered. The galaxy beyond Earth's cradle was not gentle; she had to be faster, stronger, better. If she failed—if humanity stayed divided—they'd become little more than scattered embers, snuffed out one by one. The unity she imposed was the only shield against that annihilation.

"You can't do this, Maren!" the Spirit burst out, straightening before faltering again. He paused, visibly collecting himself. "Do you really think these sacrifices will mean anything? Misery only breeds more misery. Your ambitions might never bear fruit."

Maren merely raised an eyebrow. "That isn't for you to decide, is it?"

"Maren, please." The Spirit pleaded, face filled with naked compassion. "For the sake of your own happiness, if no one else's."

"No." Maren answered simply, shaking her head.

The Spirit's expression hardened. "So be it then."

She made a dismissive gesture. "Then send forth your older sibling. I'll have words with him now, for whatever measure of words there can be with one such as him."

"You won't win, Maren." The Spirit said, meeting her eyes. "You are only human."

She looked back, unflinching. "Am I?"

They locked eyes for a long moment before, at last, the Spirit looked away. The room began to fade, dissolving into streaks of light and shadow. Maren stood unmoving, her armored frame rigid. Yet as the world unraveled, a subtle tension coiled in the pit of her stomach, gnawing at her resolve. For one fleeting instant, her smile faltered—and something else, unnamable, flickered in her eyes.

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The void had fallen silent, broken only by a distant hum like the breath of a sleeping giant. The Spirit moved toward the swirling maelstrom of memories, his crimson robes fading back to dull, threadbare red with each step. Shoulders slumped beneath a once-majestic cloak, he exhaled heavily and rubbed a hand across his face before turning to his siblings.

"She's relentless," he muttered, voice subdued. "Every word, every vision—she only grows more resolute. It's like trying to crack iron with mere words."

Lyra—or the spirit wearing her visage—lowered her gaze to the fading image of Maren that spun before them. The glow in her ember-like hair was steadier now, burning with a persistent heat. "She broke, there at the end," she said, her tone almost hopeful. But as she looked up, uncertainty crept in. "At least…I think she broke. Right?"

The red-cloaked spirit crouched beside the image, studying it with care. "Maybe," he reluctantly allowed, then shook his head. "She's done this before—shown cracks—and every time, instead of remorse, she finds fuel. Each memory we present only becomes another spark."

"Then what do you want me to do?" The childlike spirit demanded, throwing up her hands. The glow of her ember hair flared, causing the fractured images around them to swirl faster. "I gave her everything—the stars, her sister—and she just burns right through it all, like none of it matters."

"It matters," the red-cloaked spirit said, kneeling beside her, his voice heavy with fatigue. The faded colors of his robe brightened faintly, as if recalling some lost era of purpose. "She does feel it. We know she does. That's why she resists so fiercely. It's why we must fight just as hard."

"Maybe she's right," the childlike spirit murmured, shaking her head. "Maybe she isn't even human anymore. How many times have we tried? How many times have we failed? How many more times can we endure before we break?"

"We can't break," the red-cloaked spirit whispered. "For humanity's sake."

The childlike spirit gave a bitter laugh. "She is humanity."

A sudden weight fell on the childlike spirit's shoulder—a presence of silence and gravity. Their hooded shape revealed no face, yet despite the chill emanating from them, the flame on Lyra's hair seemed to blaze brighter. Then the surrounding air grew heavier still, as though time and truth themselves were bending.

"You could speak for once," the red-cloaked spirit said to the hooded figure, though any defiance in his voice faded halfway. "We're running out of time."

The childlike shook her head, eyes shut. "Words aren't necessary, and you know that."

The towering shadow inclined their head in a slow, deliberate gesture. In the swirling image between them, the final flicker of Maren's hesitant smirk glimmered like a dying star. The childlike spirit inhaled sharply. Even the red-cloaked spirit straightened. An energy passed between them—cautious yet promising.

"Fine," the red-cloaked spirit said softly, his tone both weary and resolute. "It's your turn again. Maybe the shape of what's to come will slip past that chink in her armor."

The silent one—tall and cloaked—lifted a skeletal hand, pointing into Maren's image. The space around them darkened further, while the distant hum intensified, as though some colossal force was waking. Then the towering shadow stepped forward, and the image swallowed him whole.

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The air felt heavier here, thick with a silence that pressed down like physical weight. Maren stood in the shadow of a crumbling spire, its once-polished surface streaked with grime and cracks. Shattered pieces of masonry lay scattered, half-buried beneath creeping vines that had forced their way through broken stone. Above her, a dull gray sky stood empty of stars, and the weak glow of distant lamps steeped the ruins in a sickly pallor.

Her gauntleted hand slid over a fallen column, its surface etched with faded inscriptions. The words were almost illegible—worn away by time and neglect—yet she recognized them. They were hers, after all. Or at least, they had been. The face carved beneath them, however, was unfamiliar, bearing little resemblance to any depiction of herself she'd known.

She tilted her head, murmuring fragmented words under her breath.

"…humanity together, a sun that blots out the disparate stars…"

She turned away, sensing the Spirit's silent presence behind her. Though he said nothing, his aura pressed against her like a sudden chill. For now, she ignored him, surveying the broken skyline. The city was unfamiliar, yet she inclined her head slightly in a gesture of respect. It was a planetary capital born of her influence—and so she would honor them.

The Spirit lifted a skeletal hand, pointing toward the heart of the ruins, where a massive tower jutted into the lifeless sky. Maren took the cue without hesitation. Her armored boots ground against scattered gravel as she traversed unfamiliar streets—calm, measured, unstoppable.

She didn't know this city, but it was hers.

Debris choked the streets—broken machinery, splintered glass, and chunks of stone carved in her image. She stooped to pick up a small fragment, turning it over in her hand. A weathered corner of her own visage stared back, a haunting echo of faded grandeur. Across it, in jagged neon paint, someone had scrawled a single phrase.

The Tyrant.

She shook her head and dropped the shard, moving on.

Up ahead, the ruins of a central building loomed in the gloom, its once-grand doors splintered—one barely clinging to a broken hinge. Maren stepped inside without pause. A faded mural drew her gaze. It depicted her younger self in the moment of her coronation, hands stretched high as though plucking stars from the sky.

Poetic, she mused, and not so far from the truth.

Beneath that grand scene lay signs of a fierce battle—charred barricades, crude weapons, and decaying remains of the defenders. She crouched beside one barricade, letting her fingers skim over the brittle threads of a torn banner. The emblem was unfamiliar to her, but the meaning of the scene was unmistakable. Her empire had not met its end in peace.

She rose slowly and turned to face the Spirit. "This was a rebellion," she observed, her tone thoughtful. "But it wasn't against me." The Spirit tilted its head, wordless yet watchful.

Maren frowned, glancing at the damaged mural again. "What happened?" she murmured, almost to herself. "What could have brought all of this down?"

The Spirit lifted a skeletal hand once more, indicating a darkened doorway at the end of the hall. As she entered, the air turned colder, heavier. She threw a brief glance at the silent figure trailing behind her, then refocused on the shadows ahead.

"This looks like the final battleground," she observed, pointing to two corpses still clutching a small box, their fingers interlocked despite the decay.

One of the corpses wore an emblem on their shoulder—her insignia, or something derived from it. Maren crouched, carefully prying a small box from their stiffened grip. It was a terminal, its projector cracked but operable. She swept away the dust and tapped a few commands, bringing it to life with a distorted hum. Lines of corrupted text flickered before stabilizing.

Supply Lines Cut Off—Sorry, but you are on your own.

Her eyebrow lifted. This city was too advanced to have been easily deserted. She tapped the controls again, scanning fragmented files as they flickered across the projection.

…Rebellion in the homefront…

…Advance unsustainable…

…Evacuation initiated. You have one solar revolution…


As she reviewed the data, the pieces slotted together in her mind. A little too much pressure here, not enough support there—and the empire would buckle without her guiding hand. She committed the information to memory, the time, the place, the people. Then with a respectful nod, she placed the terminal back between the fallen corpses.

Turning to the Spirit, she regarded him curiously. "A bit to the point this time."

The Spirit offered no reply, merely gesturing toward a nearby doorway.

"I don't need to see any more," she said, folding her arms over her chest. "You think I haven't considered a dozen doomsdays like this? I've stared down failures worse than anything you can conjure. I won't hesitate simply because I might get unlucky."

She began to pace, her sharp gaze sweeping the room and capturing every detail. Even here, she spotted innovations—some she understood instantly, others that might inform future minds. Speaking aloud as she moved, she dissected the chain of events that had brought this place to ruin.

"My empire collapsed," Maren said coolly, each word honed like a scalpel. "Not at the hands of a grand foe, but through simple, unyielding arithmetic. Too many fronts, not enough fuel. Stress fractures in a grand machine that couldn't hold." She swept her armored hand in a slow arc. "This is what becomes of humanity when it hesitates—when unity crumbles."

She shrugged, as though describing a failed experiment rather than a shattered civilization. "Does it matter?" she asked, glancing at the Spirit. "I knew the risks. I acted anyway—necessity doesn't wait for perfection. Earth spread like wildfire, and by the time I took the reins, a trillion souls were scattered across countless colonies, clinging to survival."

"Star travel isn't cheap—certainly not at the speed and scale I demand." She advanced on the Spirit, her armored boots grinding broken rubble underfoot. "Should I have waited while they died off one by one? Let the void swallow them because they couldn't stand on their own? No." Her voice sliced through the silent air. "I spent everything—every resource, every life—to save them. If I'd hesitated, even for a moment, they would all be lost."

"Isn't that what your precious holiday is about?" she pressed, her tone razor-edged. "Sacrifice for the greater good, even if it costs everything? So tell me, Spirit—what should I do if you are the ones who condemn me?"

The Spirit remained utterly still, shadows unwavering in the stale air. Maren tilted her head, the intensity in her eyes easing for a moment, though her voice held its edge.

"I understand," she said finally. "You want humanity to thrive, to find joy, to feel something more than survival pressing down on their shoulders like a yoke. You yearn for them to sing carols beneath real trees, to build lives where hope isn't just a word whispered against the dark." Her lips curved into a faint, almost wistful smile. "I admire that."

The Spirit shifted, their form flickering like a flame in an errant wind. Sensing thier uncertainty, Maren continued, her tone steady but laced with something approaching warmth.

"Your mission isn't so different from mine," she went on. "You believe I don't want them to be happy? That I don't want to be happy? I wish we could build worlds without blood staining every foundation stone—I wish it every day. But wishing isn't enough. It takes more."

Her gaze swept the crumbling ruins—a world that might have been saved, or perhaps still could be. Her next words came quietly, threaded with sorrow. "I wish there was another way, Spirit. But there isn't. Not in a galaxy like this."

"You've seen the scope of it, haven't you?" she said, her voice hushed, almost tender. "The weight of every decision I've made—how it grinds you down until all that remains is the mission. The galaxy is immense, Spirit. A trillion souls rely on someone to hold them together."

Maren laughed, shaking my head. "You haunt me because you care about humanity's fate, just as I do. But I'm just one woman, doing the work no one else dares."

She paused, letting her words reverberate in the stillness. "Join me."

The Spirit flinched, their shadowy cloak twisting in sharp, wary swirls.

"You have power I can only guess at," she said, raising a hand. "Together, we could fix this—see the past and restore it, find the lost colonies before they perish. We could spot our errors before we make them." She closed her fist, a triumphant spark lighting her eyes. "We'd ensure humanity doesn't just survive, but truly thrives."

"Or you can keep me here," she said, grinning. "I won't break—you know that as well as I do. I may not fully grasp your methods yet, but time is slipping away, and every second costs a million lives." She kept her hand extended, gaze locked on the Spirit's eyeless void. "If you truly care for them, then join me."

"Tick tock, Spirit," she teased, her grin widening. "Time is running out."

The Spirit's shadows quivered again, and for an instant, Maren glimpsed something beyond anger in the void—doubt, pain, longing. A skeletal hand twitched, then clenched into a fist. Shadows churned around them in a tempest of indecision before they whirled away, vanishing into the dark with a trembling shudder.

"Tick," she murmured, her voice cutting through the lingering silence. "Tock."

The world around her began to dissolve, the shattered ruins melting into streaks of light and shadow. The terminal's hum died away, leaving the void's oppressive hush. Maren stood statuesque in her armor, unflinching, eyes forward. For the briefest instant, a skeletal hand lingered nearby, and a whisper—almost too faint to hear—sighed through the emptiness.

Then the final shards of the city vanished, taking her with them.

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The void had grown quieter than before, like a breath held in anticipation. Yet beneath that silence seethed a tension that pressed against the very fabric of this realm. The silent specter reappeared, trembling; even the void seemed to quiver, as though uncertain how much longer they could keep their form. Even inevitability, it seemed, could be worn down with time.

The towering shape loomed behind them, silent as always. With agonizing slowness, they reached out to snatch the last lingering fragment of Maren's gentler past—a memory bearing her sister's face and a child's starlit innocence. The glow sputtered, then dimmed, swallowed by cold shadow as skeletal fingers touched the image in thought, almost caressing it.

The red-cloaked spirit flinched, then squared his shoulders. "She made an offer," he murmured, voice heavy with doubt. "A dangerous one. But… she believes it. Like she always does."

The childlike spirit sank to her knees, absently toying with remnants of shattered memories—tiny shards of past failures that glimmered like broken glass. "She's just stalling," she snapped, though the fire in her ember hair flickered unevenly. "That's what she always does—wearing us down, buying herself time."

The red-cloaked Spirit shook his head. "No. She isn't stalling. She's daring us."

"Daring us?" the childlike spirit repeated, letting out a bark of brittle, bitter laughter. "She's mocking us—claiming we've already lost, trying to make us complicit in her madness."

The red-cloaked Spirit didn't answer immediately. He turned toward the looming specter, his weary eyes meeting the void where their gaze might have been. "And yet," they said softly, "what if she's right? What if this truly is the only way?"

The childlike spirit froze, her ember hair flaring to life. "You can't mean—"

"Look at her," the red-cloaked spirit cut in, nodding at the fragments still trapped in the childlike spirit's grasp. "Every vision we present, she hammers into steel. Every fracture we cause, she reforges into resolve. What if we've misjudged things? What if her strength is exactly what this future needs?" His voice dipped, heavy with reluctance.

"She wants to remake the galaxy on her terms," the childlike spirit retorted, pressing the shards so tightly they bit into her palms. "She's dangerous, stubborn, reckless—"

"And utterly committed," the red-cloaked spirit countered, a spark of grudging admiration in his weary tone. "She'd burn herself to ash if it meant saving them."

The looming specter inclined their head in a slow, deliberate gesture. The void's tension coiled tighter still, as if it, too, was contemplating Maren's proposition.

The childlike spirit's ember hair flared, frustration warping her features. "You're actually considering this? After everything she's done?"

"Because of everything she's done," the red-cloaked spirit answered, voice steady now. "Because she's unyielding. Because she won't stop. Because…" He paused, exhaling softly. "…maybe she shouldn't." As he rubbed his robes with trembling hands, the jolly red grew a shade brighter.

The childlike spirit faltered, her fiery hair dimming. For an instant, she looked truly young—fingers clenched around the broken shards as though they might slip away. "But what if she's wrong?" she whispered, voice quavering. "What if she risks everything and fails?"

At that question, the towering specter gave a subtle twitch. Gradually, they raised a skeletal hand, pointing into the swirling void where the image of Maren's smirk hovered, defiant and unbroken.

The childlike spirit exhaled, her ember hair flaring in one final burst. "So… you're open to her offer, then."

"Better to burn than to fade," the red-cloaked spirit said, a flicker of joy and renewed majesty creeping back into his once-faded robes.

The spirit wearing Lyra's face stood, hair glowing like the wick of a candle. "Fine then," she said at last, her voice gentle yet firm. "We'll guide her. But if she falters…"

"She won't," the red-cloaked spirit assured her. "She's already made that perfectly clear—she will never break."

The void fell silent as the specter inclined its head in a slow, deliberate nod. Far off, every lingering shard of Maren's memories—her sister's laughter, Earth's lush promise, the blaze of coronations and the fury of wars—began to spin. One by one, they spiraled inward, collapsing into a single point of light. At the center of that nexus, Maren's image coalesced, armored and steady, past and present whirling around her like a galaxy of stars.

In a sudden rush, the shards together, merging seamlessly into one form. When the last memory settled, Maren found herself standing face-to-face with the three spirits. She glanced around thoughtfully, then inclined her head. Her voice was as cool as starlight.

"I take it you're ready to discuss my offer," she said, her gaze calmly sweeping over each of them in turn.

The childlike spirit followed, her ember hair flaring and dimming, now steady, like a hearth-fire in a well-kept home. "The old rules aren't working," she said, her voice, so often bitter, was now quiet. "So we will try it your way now. But do not dare think I will let it be easy. I will show you the costs you cannot see. I will ensure you never turn a blind eye to the price of your unity. I will be your historian and your judge of consequence. I will make you see, no matter the cost."

Maren inclined her head, respect glinting in her gaze. "I accept your counsel."

"You've won this time," the childlike spirit said, flashing a smile that was suddenly sharp and resolute. In the intensifying light, she resembled Maren far more than Lyra. "But remember—there will be a price for this."

Maren met her gaze, calm and unflinching. "Then I'll bear that price—just as I bear them all."

The red-cloaked spirit came forward, his robe blazing with renewed color, as though recalling a more hopeful age. "I want you and your people to be happy," he said softly, his voice both weary but steady. "But don't mistake my compassion for weakness. I'll hold you accountable at every turn—so your empire never becomes an empire of ash. I'll show you where to go, every life that could be lost, every world that could die. I'll make you see the faces, the tears, the nightmares of all those you claim to protect."

Maren inclined her head, her expression sober. "I accept your guidance."

"I hope that's true." The Red-cloaked Spirit lifted his hands once more, this time with renewed determination. "Not just for your sake, but for all our sake."

Slowly, she turned to the specter looming behind the others, their skeletal form silent and still. Her eyes never wavered. For a long moment, they merely watched each other, thoughts passing unspoken. Then, the specter lifted a bony hand in a deliberate gesture, as though they bore the weight of every fate in the galaxy.

"I accept your vigilance," she said, clasping the specter's hands with quiet resolve. "We will succeed," she continued, addressing them all—and perhaps reassuring herself.

Finally, the towering specter spoke, their voice like thunder rolling through a silent night—distant yet inevitable.

"BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY."
Y'know, A Christmas Carol, but Scrooge is a Hard Woman Making Hard Decisions While Hard Spess Mehrine Who Did Nothing Wrong wasn't where I expected my prompt (or this story) to go, so kudos for originality.
 
Thanks! I was worried it was not going to be fluffy enough, what with Mako's history and history lessons.

I really liked it and now I Kinda wanna talk with you about it more privately so I can maybe either do a collab with you for an OG world, or borrow your idea entirely for a new fic idea I'm doing.
 
I don't know where or what Qaanaaq is but it matches my thoughts on the prompt perfectly.

I looked up how much coal we used per year, and a lump of coal per person in the world isn't even a drop in the bucket of annual coal use.

I was kinda thinking Santa might have some kind of sinister aspect to him with that prompt, but he's obviously decided everyone needs coal in yours.
Qaanaaq is a town in Greenland, mostly Inuks evicted from the site of Thule Air Base in the 1950s. Population around 600.

My math: A lump of coal is about a pound. 8.2 billion people on this Earth, so 8.2 billion pounds. Around 3.62 million metric tonnes a year.

3.62 million tonnes is a lot of coal. It's 46 Panamamaxes a year, or 4.5 Norways. It's only 0.31% global consumption, but it's still a really robust logistical operation absent literal magic.

Which is really where the potential I left untapped here is, because this is the sort of throughput you can only practically achieve with sealift. I really should've been having the protagonists stowing away as the ship skips its listed destination, links up with an icebreaker and pushes straight to the pole. Ah well.

EDIT: Re sinister aspects, if I'd had more braincells I'd have run with, one, him being Odin, and two, that the front groups he entrusted to mortals to manage his logistics with the outside world had to rapidly expand operations to meet the rising global population, with the result that the cover was threadbare enough the protagonists could pierce it at all. With the result that Odin, being Odin, gets worried and does a stupid.
 
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Secret Santa Short Story for @all fictions ' Prompt:

Becoming
How do you track something that can't be tracked? How do you predict something that has been resolutely unpredictable for thousands of years?

There was a trick to it. It'd taken the last twenty years of my life, but I'd finally figured it out.
When every seer predicted the Confluence in a different spot, you didn't go to any of those. You scryed for the one place where nothing was going to happen.

And you go there.

So here I was, in the middle of a desert with nothing but scrub and sand for miles on miles, watching the night sky with bated breath.

If I was wrong... if I hadn't actually figured anything out...

When the first star shifted, I nearly wept with relief. Finally. Finally.

One by one, stars shifted. Swirled. Gathered together and descended.
They came together, and, by the time they touched down on the sand in front of me, they had taken on a vaguely humanoid form. Darkness broken up by pinpoints of light that burned with a fierceness that was usually muted by miles of atmosphere.

The stars looked at me. Examined me with something that I thought might almost be interest, just as I was drinking them in as well. Burning their presence into my memory.

Child of Man. They said, and their voice was a silent roar. A rush of static. A blast of heat across my face.

I couldn't help it. I bowed, partially out of reverence, and partially under the weight of their voice.

"Keeper of Souls."

Their head tilted, and I got a distinct sense of bemusement from them, but they didn't comment.

Ask.

I held my breath. This was it. The moment of truth. The moment I'd been waiting for since I was six years old. My entire life's work, leading up to this moment.

And every thought in my head evaporated at once. My mouth dried.

I couldn't hesitate! Not now! I had to ask! I had to remember my question before it was too late! Anyone with their eyes on the night sky would have seen the Confluence begin! Hundreds of people were likely on their way here, right this second!

I couldn't say nothing!

"Keeper of Souls," I said again, wincing as my voice cracked. "I wish to know: why is there suffering in the world? Why do the gods allow pain and harm and suffering? Why can we not all be happy, and content, and without strife? Why do the gods not interfere?"

The weight of the Keeper of Soul's gaze on me made my knees buckle, but I stayed upright, if only barely.

Why don't you? They asked, and I looked up, indignation nearly choking me.

"I'm not a god!"

Are you not?

I fell silent, my mouth working like a landed fish. "Of course I'm not! I don't have power! I can't change things! I can't see the hearts of men! I don't know things!"

You say you have no power, but you had enough to divine where I would arrive. You say you cannot change things, but by your very question, you attempt to. You say you cannot see the hearts of men, and yet, you can see enough to avoid those who would do you harm. You say you do not know, and yet you question so that you might learn. Their gaze was calm. Level. Why would you rely on distant gods, when you are right here?

I fell silent, my mind whirling, protests and denials all on the tip of my tongue, fighting to come out and leaving me voiceless instead.

All gods were once men. The Keeper of Souls told me, their voice indescribably gentle. And all shared a desire for change. Walk the path of the gods, child of man, and see what others do not.

With that, the stars coalesced, banishing the darkness for a brief moment before exploding outwards from each other in a flash of light so bright I had to shield my eyes.

When I could see again, they were gone. The night sky was again littered with stars; too many to count.

I was alone.

Walk the path of the gods, huh?
Well. If the Keeper of Souls said I could, then it must not be impossible.
Haha, yes! This is what I wanted to see, the writer making the prompt theirs and drawing whatever conclusions they wanted from it. I wanted to provide a direction so they knew what kind of plot to do if they didn't have an idea, but also vague enough they could write however they wanted with little limits.

Very well done, and it implies enough things about the world it takes place in without outright saying anything that distracts from the story. It read in a way similar to a fable, one about divinity and the boundless potential of human free will, and that was a good thing. It made for a very nice atmosphere pulling you in.

My only regret is not making my prompt even broader. I even removed "Humanity" from it in case people wanted to write about non-human, but it still felt too specific to me.
 
I've only read the first bit so far and skimmed through the rest, because when I saw you post it I suspected that it was my prompt and wanted to save it for later, but even on first impression I loved it. There was like a million ways I pictured someone might take the prompt and this seems like a very creative and interesting one, especially in terms of structure. Thank you very much for writing it
The structure of it, being a long series of scenes in chronological order intercut by sudden skips in time and perspective, ended up being decided quite early on. The main "plot" was decided pretty early on too--a prison, an organ, corpses of belivers, inhuman wardens, etc etc (though, maybe, I could have put more weight into the "smuggled out of the city" part. It ended up appearing as a little bit of an afterthought, in the end). The prose and events just flowed naturally from there.

If I can return and redo it, I'll probably play with the format a little more. Maybe change the style more radically between skips? Experiment more with time and perspective and events? But, well, I consider it fine as it is--a simple, straightforward tale of breaching and escaping and vaguely-christian-but-not-directly-specified-because-I'm-not-christian-and-cannot-reasonably-trust-myself-to-depict-them-correctly faith.
 
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