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Samedi

Bourbon Street 1.0 Prologue



I had the worst power ever.

I mean, aside from the...
Bourbon Street 1.0 Prologue

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Samedi

Bourbon Street 1.0 Prologue



I had the worst power ever.

I mean, aside from the powers that turn you into a monster like Crawler or the Ash Beast, I'm pretty sure there aren't very many powers that I would not choose over the one I'd gotten. Even someone like Leet's was better than mine, and his stuff blew up on stream so often, it was like it was trying to kill him.

"Ahem." I was jolted out of my incipient brooding session by the PRT agent at the intake desk, who was glaring at me and pointing at the 'No Smoking' sign posted on a column five feet away from where Dad was sitting, a worried look on his face.

"Part of my power. Involuntary. Can't turn it off." At least my power let me take the damn cigar out of my mouth while I was speaking. "Sorry about the smell."

"Put out the cigar, young lady. I don't care whether you're a parahuman or not, nobody is allowed to smoke in this building." These words came from behind me. The voice was harsh, hickory smoke and bitter mustard greens. I turned around.

The woman in front of me looked like she hadn't smiled since Scion first showed up. If I were feeling generous, I'd call her thick, tending towards fat. I wasn't feeling very generous, and she looked like a ham-hock with a face. Buuuut... I was here to try to get some help, and pissing her off didn't seem like a very good idea. This woman dripped authority.

"I was just trying to explain, ma'am. It's a part of my power. I can't control it. If I put one out, another one appears and lights itself. Believe me, I want to get rid of the damn thing more than you do."

- - -

I couldn't hide my power from Dad. I didn't even bother to try, once I had convinced myself I couldn't get rid of my accoutrements. The top hat, cigar, and cane were all pretty big tells that something was going on, and my worthless stupid power wouldn't let me get rid of them. I'd tried everything I could think of after I ran home from school. After I got out of the locker. After whatever it was that gave out powers decided to shit on me too.

I had buried them in the back yard. I had cut up the hat with a pair of scissors. I was working myself up to eat the cigar to see if maybe being inside my stomach would stop the effect when I heard my dad opening the front door.

Thank God, I'm not sure I really wanted to try that one.

Once I told him what happened, he told me I was joining the wards. That I didn't have a choice. I really, really hated the idea.

But he was right. I couldn't hide my power. I couldn't have a civilian life. I was like a case 53, except my real life would be exposed instead of forgotten.

My only real hope was going to the protectorate and seeing if they could help me control this ridiculous nonsense.

- - -

A few hours later, I had been brought up into the wards' common room and introduced to my new prospective team-mates. Vista was keeping her distance from the cloud of cigar smoke that wafted off me. Clockblocker was stealing my hat over and over again, trying to freeze it before it disappeared from his hands and reappeared back on my head. His incredulous laughter tasted like limes and tequila. I liked it.

I had been there for about fifteen minutes, and I was starting to feel okay about being forced into another bullshit high school drama-fest. The lack of drama so far was reassuring.

"Okay, where's the new bitch? Miss Piggy says we got a new convert, said I had to come do the meet and greet. Let's get this over with."

I froze.

Hearing her voice felt like ionized air. It looked like green smoke and shifting darkness. It tasted like blood and gizzards and rum.

Sophia. Here. In the wards. Sophia is a ward. Sophia is a motherfucking hero.

Turning around to face her, I didn't even try to suppress the huge shit-eating grin that was spreading itself across my face.

The moment I heard Sophia, my power woke up and told me what it was.

Yeah.. I don't think I'll be joining the wards after all.

I have the best power ever.

- - -

Author's Note:

 
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Even the original Baron Samedi wasn't 'DEATH' all caps, just one of many aspects of it on the vodou pantheon. He's more of a psychopomp really (a really powerful one that can totally do magic, speak with and resurrect the dead).
Also, a womanizer and low-life, so this Taylor should have fun side effects.
 
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The Baron Samedi only one of the Loa of death, more specifically his domain is death and resurrection.

Think about zombies if you will (among others).

Soooooo, yeah, watching this.
 
So, Taylor with the powers of the Haitian Loa of the Dead. How terrifying.

On the flip side, if she's the real deal, she can literally raise the dead - metaphorically speaking of course, you aren't dead unless she says you are. Zero-casualty Endbringer battles anyone?
 
So, Taylor with the powers of the Haitian Loa of the Dead. How terrifying.

On the flip side, if she's the real deal, she can literally raise the dead - metaphorically speaking of course, you aren't dead unless she says you are. Zero-casualty Endbringer battles anyone?

Depending on exactly how it works that someone is not dead unless the Baron says they are -- could Taylor decide that her mother isn't dead? Power of resurrection, and all that.
 
Depending on exactly how it works that someone is not dead unless the Baron says they are -- could Taylor decide that her mother isn't dead?

Problem one: Taylors mother died before Taylor took on the mask of Baron Samedi. He was not there to greet them, but Taylor could, possibly maybe, ask the other loa of the dead to send her mother back, 'as evidently there had been a mistake, and Anette was not supposed to be dead yet'? On the other hand, if that does not work, then talking with the dead would very much be within Baron Samedi's domain.

Baron Samedi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"He is noted for disruption, obscenity, debauchery, and having a particular fondness for tobacco and rum. Additionally, he is the loa of resurrection, and in the latter capacity he is often called upon for healing by those near or approaching death, as it is only the Baron who can accept an individual into the realm of the dead."

Cue endbringer battle. Samedi kicks the half an arm left after someone got smashed by Leviathan thoughtfully, then declares "Nope, not dead yet. Just a flesh wound!" ...then watch the surrounding capes dogpile some poor smuck beginning to go 'but there's just an arm...' before said poor smuck can get a real chance to interrupt the ressurrection.

There is one way Taylor might be able to take away the cigar!

"He loves smoking and drinking and is rarely seen without a cigar in his mouth or a glass of rum in his bony fingers."

...of course, a fifteen year old walking down the street with a tophat and a glass of rum is not really that much more politically correct. Bonus points if she finds this out because someone has read up on 'Baron Samedi', and tries bribing her with rum?
 
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Oh god the costume ideas would be amazing. Face paint would be cool but ripping a Sugar Skull mask would be just too perfect.
 
Bourbon Street 1.1
Samedi

Bourbon Street 1.1



This was even better than I had hoped.

Sophia was staring at me, mouth agape.

"What the fuck are you doing here, Hebert?" The scent of bile and the squirming of maggots.

As the lights in the common room grew gradually dimmer, I began to laugh. My voice swooped around the room, a raven trapped in a library, brushing past her head, twisting in her ears.

The pale green gas-light shone across her stunned expression, flickering from the lamp-posts that had replaced the walls and ceiling of this place, this trap. Shadows twisted upon the cobblestones. My laughter began to coalesce into skulls, eye-sockets burning green, still flying around the room.

"Taylor?" Clockblocker hesitated, lime juice suddenly dripping from his lips.

My skulls answered with laughter, and deep inside of me, where my new senses had bloomed like a lily only a few moments before, I began to pull. Hard.

The room grew darker, and my face began to shift. My eyes sank, my ears melted, dripping down my shoulders and leaving pink residue on my shirt. I kept grinning, even as my nose flattened and began to gape, two pits of black opening on my face.

Suddenly Sophia's eyes left mine, startled by something behind me.

"You tried to murder me today. You really ought to have tried harder." Behind me the street stretched out, past where the wall was supposed to be, outside the building. At the end of the street stood a seven foot metal locker, ornately detailed in cast-iron, blood dripping from behind the door. Flies buzzed in the sickly light illuminating it.

"Allow me to return the favor you fucking psycho."

I felt better, happier, more free than I could ever remember before.

Of course, that was before Miss Militia shot me in the face with containment foam.

- - -

Well, shit.

And it had all been going so well up to that point.

I let go of the pull I had been maintaining, and as my senses snapped back to normal, I could feel a tug in the other direction. I let it drag me with it. Had to be better than sitting around in this sticky horse-shit until they got around to letting me out. And who knows how long that could have been. With the threats I'd been tossing around, probably not any time soon.

I stumbled free and looked around.

I was standing in the street at night time. I could see everything clearly, despite the only sources of light being the street lamps I'd seen before, and the occasional flicker of a candle behind some of the windows facing the street.

I whirled around, and there, about three blocks away from me, was the locker.

The buildings were strange, unlike anything I had seen before. In real life, anyway. They twisted around each other like an Escher, impossible geometries everywhere. Stilts too thin to bear the weight held teetering monstrosities of mansions dozens of feet above street level. The colors were muted, faded, worn, but they came in every shade imaginable.

Escher? No, this was more like something out of Dr. Seuss.

I walked to the end of the street opposite the locker. Two blocks later, it dead-ended in a seedy alley.

This was my domain. My power gave me a tiny little universe of my very own.

Best. Power. Ever.

I hadn't even noticed until now, but my cigar didn't taste bad any longer. The flavor hadn't changed, it still burned the back of my throat and irritated my sinuses slightly. Every physical sensation that little fucker caused was the same as it had been before.

But somehow the quality of the sensation was different. It felt right. Proper.

It felt like freedom.

I smiled, and got back to work.

- - -

Mini Interlude – Sophia

"What. The. Fuck."

Carlos, Missy, and Miss Militia were staring at me. Dennis was making a sour face and trying to wipe something off of his tongue.

Miss Militia looked at me very hard, her containment foam sprayer shifting into a powerful military taser.

"Sophia, we should talk about your day."

- - -

Author's Note

This is my first fic. I have a pretty good idea of where this is headed, but I would appreciate any constructive criticism, blah blah etcetera.

But really, any considerate feedback will be gladly taken on board. Any assholes will be fed to the denizens of the street.
 
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Hmmm... Is the next chapter the continuation of the interlude snippet ? Because it looks a tad tiny right now :D
Also, the last line feels a bit wonky, I don't think it fits M&M's character too much.
Apart from that, good job and good luck, I'm eagerly waiting for new chapters :D
 
Hmmm... Is the next chapter the continuation of the interlude snippet ? Because it looks a tad tiny right now :D
Also, the last line feels a bit wonky, I don't think it fits M&M's character too much.
Apart from that, good job and good luck, I'm eagerly waiting for new chapters :D

Yeah, the last line isn't quite right, but it felt good enough and I wanted to post before work. Any suggestions for a replacement?

The interlude is meant to be short. I just couldn't drag myself away from showing the reaction shot.
 
The concept has a dozen different kinds of awesome written all over it, unfortunately there really isn't enough yet to figure out if you're writing one of them or not.
Looking forward to see where this is going.
 
I don't like the aesthetic of Taylor's power, really, as there are a ton of different ways to do this (Lady Death from the Deadpool VG is a good example), but, so far, I'm liking the story.
 
I don't like the aesthetic of Taylor's power, really, as there are a ton of different ways to do this (Lady Death from the Deadpool VG is a good example), but, so far, I'm liking the story.

The cigar, hat, and cane add a quirkiness to the story that gives it a light hearted feel but gets progressively more dark as people realize WHO and WHAT she represents. I look forward to someone realizing and coming forward personally.
 
This is a very interesting concept and I wait in barely concealed excitement for the next update
 
FTFY. Only thing I even know him being used in in any prominent role is the Mutants & Masterminds Freedom City campaign setting, and he's, um, comic book-ed.

Saw him used in...I think it was a Scion and Worm crossover. Can't remember the name. He revived Aisha and essentially became her patron, I think. Sadly it was near the end of the fic and it became dead.
 
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