Salt Quest (SI/ToAru/???)

TehChron · Mar 8, 2015

Lichte said:
Would you say that abnormal explanation is even... bizarre?

No

Fantabulous said:
It was JoJo Part 4, if I'm remembering right.

This is, though

Illusion · Mar 8, 2015

[] A spartan military bunk, tight on space, bright on lights Dammit, get that shit out of my face! I don't want to listen to those annoying pop idols first thing in the morning!

Wait this setting is Macross Frontier right?

TehChron · Mar 8, 2015

Illusion said:
[] A spartan military bunk, tight on space, bright on lights Dammit, get that shit out of my face! I don't want to listen to those annoying pop idols first thing in the morning!

Wait this setting is Macross Frontier right?

Dun dun duuuuuuun

TehChron · Mar 9, 2015

Is it sad that the only reason thats up there is because I really like May'n?

Shura12305 · Mar 9, 2015

That's perfectly fine, it wouldn't be if you preferred Mamegu though

TehChron · Mar 9, 2015

Shura12305 said:
That's perfectly fine, it wouldn't be if you preferred Mamegu though

Good, good

After this we should try Muv-Luv

Hadiz · Mar 9, 2015

TehChron said:
Is it sad that the only reason thats up there is because I really like May'n?

It is fine everyone has their own guilty pleasures.

TehChron said:
Good, good

After this we should try Muv-Luv

..... Might as well go for glorious suicide since majority of people are going to die.

TehChron · Mar 9, 2015

Hadiz said:
It is fine everyone has their own guilty pleasures.

..... Might as well go for glorious suicide since majority of people are going to die.

The dice will naturally compensate

Genre savvy may wind up saving you, though

Lichte · Mar 9, 2015

TehChron said:
Is it sad that the only reason thats up there is because I really like May'n?

No, every Macross but the original and + has been so-so at best, coasting on the music.

TehChron said:
After this we should try Muv-Luv

... Dammit I finally caught up on Aldnoah and now I have to go dive into something else?

TehChron · Mar 9, 2015

Lichte said:
No, every Macross but the original and + has been so-so at best, coasting on the music.

Frontier was enjoyable

At least Alto x Sheryl was believable

InfiniteDaze · Mar 9, 2015

TehChron said:
Good, good

After this we should try Muv-Luv

I can believe we are already there with the parealel universe bull shit.

Bladestar123 · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
Good, good

After this we should try Muv-Luv

You know what would be hilarious? Landing in Alternative after Shirogane does his little dimensional romp.

"I'm finally back in the right dimension with the - "
"Hi"
"Goddamnit!"

TehChron · Mar 16, 2015

Bladestar123 said:
You know what would be hilarious? Landing in Alternative after Shirogane does his little dimensional romp.

"I'm finally back in the right dimension with the - "
"Hi"
"Goddamnit!"

....

Am I that easy to read?

Also just marathoned PMMM

So guess what just got added on to the list?

Bladestar123 · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
....

Am I that easy to read?

Also just marathoned PMMM

So guess what just got added on to the list?

Not at all.
It's simply what I would have written in your place.

I'm flattered, by the way.

Hadiz · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
....

Am I that easy to read?

Also just marathoned PMMM

So guess what just got added on to the list?

Now I am tempted to get one of the cast to fall for your Salt ways and crush all of your limbs/extremities so that you can only depend on them to go through your daily life.

.... I have no regrets if it succeeds.

NeverDies · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
....

Am I that easy to read?

Also just marathoned PMMM

So guess what just got added on to the list?

Upcoming wish from the daughter of a dentists.

"I wish all the sugar in the world turned into salt!"

TehChron: "Man, today was crazy. At least I get to finish it off with this delicious slice of pie."

Cue Kyubey troll-face.

Illusion · Mar 16, 2015

I wish to turn the madoka cast into sailor moon expies. :drevil:

. Maybe even make someone someone a someone a Cutie Honey expy

InfiniteDaze · Mar 16, 2015

Hadiz said:
Now I am tempted to get one of the cast to fall for your Salt ways and crush all of your limbs/extremities so that you can only depend on them to go through your daily life.

.... I have no regrets if it succeeds.

Yandere much?

TehChron · Mar 16, 2015

Alright, since this has been gone for so long (due to pyromaniacal psychopathic children) I'm gonna close this up

And award Salt points for whoever counts up the votes

Hadiz · Mar 16, 2015

InfiniteDaze said:
Yandere much?

Hey Kyouko suggested this if I am remembering it right.

It's not my fault if it gave others ideas.

Nanimani · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
So guess what just got added on to the list?

Righto.
Waiting for a chance to vote with great anticipation.

TehChron · Mar 16, 2015

I'd really like people to votecount

I've got a spreadsheet with dice results, and I'd like to at least be able to assign actions before moving on

There's a number of things to be resolved with this update and Id like to get started

Hadiz · Mar 16, 2015

Nanimani said:
Righto.
Waiting for a chance to vote with great anticipation.

TehChron said:
I'd really like people to votecount

I've got a spreadsheet with dice results, and I'd like to at least be able to assign actions before moving on

There's a number of things to be resolved with this update and Id like to get started

I'd love to but I don't know how. On a phone.

Mykenae · Mar 16, 2015

TehChron said:
I'd really like people to votecount

I've got a spreadsheet with dice results, and I'd like to at least be able to assign actions before moving on

There's a number of things to be resolved with this update and Id like to get started

Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Cosplay as Kotomine Kirei. Practice being Punch Priest on History Teacher's face.
No. of votes: 1
Mortifer

[x] Renounce any existing loyalties. Mount a Crusade on Academy City and its unholy science.
No. of votes: 1
Lichte

[X] Set a school on fire. Doesn't matter which one.
No. of votes: 1
EmpirePlayer

[x] Begin rumours of Chron-chan's scandalous love affair with the Rick Astley impersonator. Spread this rumour at any and all available opportunities until it makes its way back to Chron-chan.
No. of votes: 1
PhantomFractions

[X] Become a magical girl and fight evil in the name of the moon!
No. of votes: 1
Bondo

[X] Invite the History Teacher to a restaurant to celebrate his successful relationship. Heard they had a good Mapo Tofu.
No. of votes: 1
Fierdin

[X] Become avatar of dice roller and help us troll TehCron
No. of votes: 1
Wolfy

[x] There is clearly something weird going on with that History teacher, even weirder than the shit that keeps happening to Kamijou, this calls for a thorough investigation starting with the man himself.
No. of votes: 1
Shura12305

[X] Develop time stop powers.
No. of votes: 1
Karuadin

[X] Use your personal reality to create a stand!
No. of votes: 1
InfiniteDaze

[X] Put paint traps in as many places as you can manage.
No. of votes: 1
Archeo Lumiere

[X] That history teacher is such a hunk! You can no longer resist his charms. You'll continuously stalk him to make sure he's safe from harm and scheming women. Soon, yes soon your love will overflow~!
No. of votes: 2
Diomedon, Hadiz

[x] buy a radio, play the best song you know on it at full volume all the time.
No. of votes: 1
ertniter

[X] Suddenly realize that you're an animated character on a screen. Crisis of existence ensues.
No. of votes: 1
Ultra Meh

[x]realize that posing like a JoJo character causes your esper powers to increase in power, challenge the history teacher to a dance battle
No. of votes: 1
Jedarol

[X] Laugh like a maniac and press the red button in the technomagical device in front of you
No. of votes: 1
inawarminister

[X] you found a magical book. Magic for fun and trolling is your new path of life.
No. of votes: 1
moonberserker

[X] Exterminate all magic users.
No. of votes: 1
NeverDies

[X] Beat the shit out of the Rick Atsley impersonator. The candy you got was purple! Let's see how he likes it!
No. of votes: 1
Bladestar123

[X] Cry a literal river of tears. That song was so beautiful.
No. of votes: 1
Daecl

[x] Use you're Salt Creating Magic to create a Truckload of Salt to Dump on Chron-San
No. of votes: 1
Timaeus

[X] Poke Chron.
No. of votes: 1
Nanimani

[X] The current World History teacher has wronged you in the worst way imaginable. Now you shall kill him
No. of votes: 1
Illusion

[X] Fight crime wearing a cute maid outfit with a lot of frills.
No. of votes: 1
Lilithium

[X] Write high quality slash 10,000 word fanfiction between the mysterious green clothed Rick Astley impersonator and TehChron, post it online, and have everyone you know help distribute it to everyone at the school TehChron works at anonymously
No. of votes: 1
Camellia

[x] Go eat dinner
No. of votes: 1
Reji8627

This is just the default output; I haven't checked to make sure the results are accurate yet.

TehChron · Mar 16, 2015

Thats fine, the only issue is Skaro and his weird habit of using improper brackets

Salt Quest (SI/ToAru/???)

Behold the power of the Ultimate Idol!

The Final Solution. To Others.

Too lazy to leave the house

Happy

Happy

The Final Solution. To Others.

Classy Coleoptera ಠ_ರೃ

Behold the power of the Ultimate Idol!

Too lazy to leave the house

The Final Solution. To Others.

Probably listening to music

The Final Solution. To Others.

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