[X] An oversized oil-drum looking Rhumba constantly bumping into me as I lay sprawled on the…Wait, why the hell am I in the middle of the street?! A city of the future nestled within the modern day. Suitable
Hrrrrm…I turn to glare at the repurposed trashcan, shoving it away even as it continued to try and nudge me out of the road.
Damn thing was persistent.
Finally growing tired with the annoyance, I brace myself with a grimace. I brace myself towards the ground, one foot planted flatly against the asphalt beneath my feet, and
tackle it. My eyes focused on the unwieldy midsection. Damn things reminded me of some kind of mix between a Dalek and a Rhumba, and that meant that all their traction would be on the bottom.
My shoulder dipped, I let out a breath. I feel the muscles in my right side
groan as they exert themselves to propel my body forward. My left side
pushes, gaining lift as my left side stomps down, joining my right even as my feet curl within my tennis shoes, gripping the ground beneath them. My right leg lifts, pushing against the dark asphalt as my upper body dips, following my shoulder as it leads the way forward.
Another step, a simple rhythm, and then a last stomp as my right leg shifts into position, leg curled and compacted. Muscles wound like a spring. My face is nearly perpendicular with my right knee as my leading shoulder makes contact.
Momentum couples with mass, and the angle of my shoulder provides a perfect fulcrum to take advantage of the slight opening as my left foot slides forward with an almost fluid grace. The Rhumba-Dalek tilts over slightly over me from the impact. My left foot comes at it from the side, and stomps down. My left hand, having lied forgotten, leaps up like a snake and provides it's assistance to mother nature and works the physics ever more in my favor.
That slight opening becomes a full on tilt, even as my torso dips even lower, allowing the mechanical monstrosity to roll over onto the broader surface area of my back.
My feet grip the earth beneath them with incredible force, my knees lock. My abdominals clench. And so next I lift myself, the muscles on my upper body exploding with strength to lift the now helpless machine above me.
My arms raise in exultation at my victory, and my enemy is toppled, sent flying into the air as it flips over, landing on what was formerly it's top.
I smirk.
To think a mere robot had the audacity to challenge me directly.
I turn, intending to stand over my defeated enemy in the middle of this public space.
And spot a small girl in a maid uniform, her blue dress providing ample modesty as I remember that discretion is the better part of valor.
Thus.
I bail.
[] What now? (1d20 for character to act out your vote)
[] Do you succeed? (1d100 for success rate)
A.N.: Whelp, that's the start. Go ahead and write out an action, then roll your dice in your votes. As people accumulate Salt Tokens and Criticals, you'll be able to have more control over the average roll for specific actions, and thusly be able to control the characters to act more OOC in your objective.
I, naturally, intend to fuck over canon with a particularly large and knobby stick. Salt Tokens are being awarded to....
@wdango +1 ST
@Lilithium +1 ST
@Wolfy +2 ST
@Mortifer +3 ST
Additional purchases of Character Passes are 2 ST. With the exception of Critical Rolls they allow you to alter a Character Roll to any other result between 2 and 19. I'll be rather liberal with awarding them here and in my other quests, and will edit in the conversion rates into Threadmarks in the near future for Fate/Trigger and Standing Proud in the Moonlit World when I next update them.
Critical Rolls from here on out can either be kept for future rolls and thus be left as an abstain from the current vote, converted in ST's at a variable rate depending on the circumstances in plot, or be left alone. Be warned, though. The DC's for success on the Critical Characters in regards to OOC actions is incredibly high.
Which is why Skaro doesn't get any Salt Tokens.
Because his High Success 98 and Critical Character Roll of 20 are worth significantly more together than their individual purchase alone would indicate.
Also, don't forget, if you want to try out another setting, you just have to succeed in killing me and we get to move on down the list with another vote. I don't intend to make it easy, though. Have fun, and good luck!
Oh, right. And once again, you can freely edit the actual text of your votes. But changing the results of your rolls are limited exclusively to the expenditure of Salt Tokens. Keep that in mind when trying to put together a higher Average when going for a particularly demanding stunt
Teamwork, people!