Goblins Slaughtered, a Dungeon Found, and Kakashi fucks up
AN: Friendly reminder that this story now has a Discord and a Patreon.
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This is CH 11, so I hope you enjoy.

I'll admit I'm not a super fan of the fight scene, I rewrote it three times. But that's why my Ino quest is a thing, to give me more fight scene experience. Wish I could update it more, but a busy schedule is not one that loves me.
Enjoy!


"Think Sakura, they're goblins." As more and more of the small creatures appear in the air like it's just a normal thing to do, they start to get a little more active. At first they were very static, as if loading in, but their patterns are getting more and more complex by the second. Twitchy is a good word she'd use to talk about their sporadic increase in animation.

She's right in the middle of their camp, which is probably the worst way a random encounter system could function. It also raises a lot of questions about her other encounters, like why is this the first time she's being given a notification about it, and why are they fantasmal creatures instead of nuke-nin? She reaches down for her sword, only to have a brief moment of quivering will. The sword is changing who she is, and it's doing it very fast. She can't blame the sword entirely, the system is impacting her ways of thinking and her experiences are also making huge changes, but she doesn't really want it to be her one and only option if the changes are even remotely what she estimates. Relying on a corrupting source is kinda how Siegfried turned into Nightmare.

The sword wants blood, but she can be more than that. Kakashi already scolded her about over reliance on any singular technique, and she's learned three jutsu already since she got here. Small and largely pointless, that doesn't mean she can't use them. That's it, she'll get through this fight without her sword. They're goblins, they're low level mobs in every game that's ever existed except maybe some of the less savory ones on the internet.
Challenge Alert: Eliminate all 26 goblins without drawing your sword.
Reward: 200% exp for any skills used during the dispatching.

That kind of solidifies her goal. Instead of her sword, she draws two kunai knives. She knows the theory, but was always below average on putting the kunai into practice. The difference between theory and reality is effort, and her efforts went towards games and hiding her true nature for so long it became a second nature entirely.

She doesn't even have a kunai related skill, so at two hundred percent exp in active combat, she should get one. With that resolve understood, thought through, and fully realized, it's time to move. She thinks very quickly, it allows her to take much longer thinking - to her time perspective - than most people, but even that has to end and it does with the sound of a bolt firing from behind her.

Goblins with crossbows? That's not fair. She spins on her heel, figuring out the angle based on the sound of its release and the way it wizzes through the air. Adrenaline, a quick mind, and a mixture of Genin Dexterity allows her to kick its side and send it off into the dirt without even having looked at it. Could she have done that before she got these powers?

Fuck no. Not a chance.
That was some nonsense, but it's just the first nonsense among a hundred other nonsenses to enter this fight. Sasuke is nowhere to be seen, Naruto's back with Tsunami and Inari, and Kakashi's likely napping like a babe in his dark dwelling.

Can she take on twenty six weak opponents herself?
No.

Can she do it with several conceptual skills giving her massive advantages against weak opponents, and a proactive go getter attitude?
Yeah, she imagines she can.

A quick blur of glances marks them all in her mind, a photographic memory helping her in a way she's pretty sure is cheating even without her powers. Eight in the trees, five with crossbows, three with rocks. Sixteen on the ground, charging at her from all directions.

A camp with a campfire, traps around the edges, a bear trap, wire traps- she's on the move. The ones she runs right towards are surprised for all of a second before they have their scrappy swords slashing at her. They're of no consequence, she speeds up from a mild run to full speed instantly using Genin Agility the moment she's within range and jumps right on over them. She uses her dexterity to roll as she lands, grabbing a bear trap and hucking it right at them. It snaps shut just as it lands on the face of a little green man, and the gruesome crunching of bone and rending of flesh is a little much even for her. "Holy shit." She's stunned just long enough for her Genin Dexterity alone to save her from another bolt, her head tilting aside just in time for it to miss and embed itself in a tree.

She wants to grab it and huck it back like a kunai, before her brain connects the dots and remembers that she just has kunai. "How long has it been since I've used these?" She asks herself, implanting one of the two already drawn kunai in the skull of the nearest green miniature trying to take out her legs. She jumps back, leaving the clearing entirely and entering the thick tree line so most of the shooters can't get a bead on her. Then it's simply a matter of running right up a tree and launching herself off of it with silent steps. She watches as they follow her into the trees, looking around all confused as to where she could have possibly gone.

She's happy to learn goblins are stupid, and starts to creep along the branches in an effort to get to one. She finds it's easy to get behind one without an issue. The remaining drawn kunai inserts itself in his throat. She takes just enough time to grab his loaded crossbow, before she lets him fall into the clearing below a bloody gurgling mess. It takes a moment longer than she'd like to figure out how to aim the crossbow, but luckily not so long anyone notices. She manages to get a bolt through one's forehead before the corpse she just made hits the ground with a wet smack. The next falls with his crossbow, removing that option, but that's fine. She just wanted to see if she could. She tosses the now ammo less weapon down below, and gets back to climbing so she can sneak up on the remaining six highly alert entities in the trees. They've clearly noticed the demise of their two friends, so she has to be careful.

It's not hard to get a shuriken into each and every one despite caution slowing her down. She gets above them in the trees, and simply throws down. She should have really trained shuriken throwing more than the academy required before this, with more alert opponents it wouldn't work at all, but her powers deemed it reasonable to give her an incredibly easy engagement. Throwing down works, and soon enough ranged support is eliminated like the joke it is.

An easy breath of relief leaves her. She could leave now if she wanted, but her quest notes she's only eliminated ten of twenty six, and she has the height advantage.

She reaches into her shuriken pouch, and channels fire chakra as strongly as she can into the metal. It's probably not good for the pouch, but she hasn't gotten it to the point where anything is catching fire so it should be fine.

After a few moments of catching her breath and focus, she does the most Naruto thing she can think of. "Shuriken jutsu, waste all the shuriken!" She announces with fervor, using her new technique name to grab and huck as many red hot shuriken down at the pissed off lemmings as she can before her pack is out.

That turns out to be more than she expected, but less than she wants. With all her ranged weapons gone besides one kunai she'd rather keep for fighting when she gets down there, she's reduced to six goblins. Most of which with horrific burns, and agonizing death screams she's happy she doesn't have to hear anymore now that they're very dead.

She imagines if she'd had a level system, this'd be worth a lot of experience at least. At least her skills are gaining exp. "Fuck it."

None of her jutsu are useful for range. The best she can do is drop down to the ground and engage them directly. She can't use her sword though, so it's best to try and get an advantage. That thought has her using the normal clone jutsu to create two versions of herself.

The clone jutsu is normally rather useless. It doesn't cast a shadow, it doesn't move grass, it doesn't smell or talk or make sound and attacks pass right through it because it's basically mist traveling in the wind. With goblins, she gets the feeling she'll fool them just fine. They idiots split up into groups of two to charge them each. Unfortunately clone jutsu does exactly what you do with no variance, so she can't make them be evasive while she eliminates her two. She just has to hope the brief delay until they figure it out is enough.

One takes a swing at her, and her dexterity kicks in without a thought. Her foot kicks out, slamming against the side of his sword and quickly overpowering it. The sword drops to the ground, held underfoot by her heel and a powerful application of tree walking keeps it there. Her second foot finds itself embedded in the creature's face, sending it rolling with more than enough time for her to react to the second's attack. She parries it easily with the kunai, sliding along the blade as she darts towards him. The sparks of the two blades dragging along each-other are vibrant and bright, but not as bright as the light that leaves his eyes. She finds herself several feet away, holding a severed head and holding back retching.

She doesn't have time for that.
She looks back at the four that remain with urgency and a readiness to create a wall to block them. She even has the earth chakra already built up in her hands.

Except, it's not needed, as she finds them still rapidly stabbing her non-tangible clones to death. If the situation were any less disgusting, she would sweat drop. "Oh wow, they really are that stupid. I have vastly over complicated this."

With that realization she walks up behind them, and jams the kunai into their spine one after another. "Yeah, waaay too overcomplicated. Next time I'll try stabbing first."

Congratulations, you've killed all 26 Goblins in this Random Encounter, and earned 200% exp for doing it without your sword! Please open the random encounter chest!

Looking for the chest, she can't help but be distracted by the messages popping up.
You have gained Novice Short Blade
You have gained Novice Throwing Weapons
You have gained Novice Stealth
You have gained Clone Technique Intermediate
You have gained Novice Crossbow
You have gained Trait: Neck Snapper

"... I didn't even snap any necks." She points out, sighing to herself before shaking her head and putting on a smile for all those skills. She doubts she would have gotten them all without the bonus, and she's not about to complain about progress.

As shown at the end, that didn't need to be as hard as it was. Her reliance on her sword alone is what caused that, and she could improve greatly from branching out a bit before she becomes an idiot impaled to a tree again.

She chooses not to check her stats yet. It's just not time. Her finger hovers over the button to check, but the fear inside her wells up physically, and she just can't.

She'll check them, she's sure she needs to.
Just, not now.

Her eyes catch onto a bronze glow, and her feet take her to it. It's a chest. A straight up game chest, like the kind you'd find in a dungeon or when raiding an enemy camp. Filled with jewels and magical gear, she can't help but shake in giddy excitement as her fingers land on the top and begin to pry it open.

"Is that…"
It's not much. The chest has exactly two items inside it.
A thick scroll with no small amount of ornate symbols on it and a golden lock shimmering with magical excitement waiting to stop her from prying it open, and a lockpick.
"You gave me a damn skill check!?"

Pocketing both items, she resigns herself to learning how to pick locks soon. Or getting Naruto to do it, she's pretty sure he can pick a lock. The lock on his door at home is a bit of an odd one, it likes to lock itself and then they have to get a bunch of tools and undo it when they need it. Naruto's never once had that problem, and it's kinda been a month. She was meaning to buy him a replacement lock, but he just hasn't brought it up so it slipped her mind.

Until now.

The bloody scene around her slowly disappears. It starts in glints of light, flowing upwards into the sky and evaporating as if it was never here. First it's the weapons, then it's the bodies, then the camp. She watches the fire flow away as a last vestige, not even the blood coating her left remaining to tell the tale.

It says a lot. This whole scene says so damn much and she likes none of it. The demon twins didn't dissolve, she wasn't informed of them, she didn't find a chest or get a rewarding quest while fighting them.

They just existed, and then she snuffed them out. Does that mean they were real, or that the system is changing to better understand games? The fact that the goblin encounter was technically weaker than them despite being this far out has a lot of say in which is which, and her blood curdles a little bit just thinking about it.

It's not killing them that bothers her. Enemy ninja deserve to die, they're taught that in the academy. Even if it's not explicitly true, enough training is given on the concept that she knows how to shut out any sort of guilt.

It's shrugging off her teammate's worries that bothers her.
If they were real, if they weren't created just for her, then Naruto and Sasuke must think she's batshit. Thinking on it, they don't believe her about the gaming system yet. Even if they weren't real, her teammates think she's batshit.

It's while she's collecting her shuriken and kunai from the ground and distracting herself with counting them and scurrying around, that feet appear behind her. "Found it."

"What?" She looks to the cool looking, not at all disheveled from a random ass goblin attack, Sasuke. "What do you mean you found it? How would you know?"

"It says dungeon." Sasuke clicks his teeth.

"... It what?"



"This is ominous." She says, looking at what amounts to a dark cave with an incredibly large entrance mined into the rocks that surround it. "I figured it'd be a tower or something."

"It looks like a secret entrance to a building we can't see." Sasuke says. "The neon sign saying dungeon is a bit of a nice touch."

"Yeah it's not neon for me." She says, having absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

Gato Tower Dungeon, Level Recommendation: 20
Please ensure you are on level and have equivalent quality gear that is in top condition. There will be no leaving to rest once you have entered.

"Gato Dungeon. At least we know it's the right place." She says. "Level twenty… What level do you suppose we are?"

"You're the one with the gaming addiction." Sasuke points out. "I wouldn't have the slightest clue what that even means."

"Right, remind me to at least invite you to Mario Party sometime." She sighs at the thought. A whole month with him and she hasn't included him in her hobbies. She's not a very good friend, she regrets that. She'll need to be better for them. "It says we can't leave until we complete the dungeon, so we shouldn't go in to check it out."

"That's too bad." He says. "But how could it possibly stop us from leaving?"

"Rock cave in, magic wall, portals, could even place level ninety nine guards with laser rifles intending to stop us."

"I don't want to know what those words mean." Sasuke admits. "We should probably ask Kakashi about this before we go into a strange place anyway."

"Agreed."



"We found Gato's dungeon." Sasuke has no sense of tact. She thought she was bad, and maybe there was a time when she was worse, but Sasuke manages to surprise her. "Or, its entrance. It's a cave to the north. It doesn't appear to go anywhere."

"How do we know it's the dungeon then?" Kakashi asks.

"It says dungeon." Sasuke blurts. "Sakura sees something different than I do."

"It declared the dungeon as level twenty." Sakura says, leaning against the wall while overlooking her team. Kakashi's almost back to normal, sitting around instead of laying back. Naruto's doing push-ups even indoors, not a care in the world in that one's head. He has a single-minded focus on getting stronger in a way she could never mimic. If she was even half as dedicated as Naruto, she'd be a Chunin by now. That thought makes her stomach waver a bit. Just how much is she disrespecting him with her power? How many others just like him exist, who she's surpassing with half the effort?

Poor Naruto. She decides she'll have to start training a bit more with him again.

"The issue," Sakura continues, "is that my system hasn't included levels yet. Skill levels, in small variations, ability tiers, sure, but even my scan ability only gives me a basic danger rating."

"You can check danger ratings?" Naruto asks, jumping right up from a push-up with one hand, she's pretty sure he'll be doing tongue-ups before long. The thought makes her flush for reasons she's not sure about. Darn internet, ruining her mind. "What's mine say?"

She's thought Naruto's danger rating was weird since the very first moment she's taken a look at it. It says he's a beast among men, a walking force of nature that cannot and should not be contained. It tells her to run, to hide, to scream and never stop her feet if it means just one more step away from the boy that sleeps a room away from her. She figured maybe the technique is malfunctioning, or maybe it's rating him higher because she promised never to hurt him again so maybe he simply cannot be beaten by her.

All doubts are lost when she catches Kakashi's eyes. Yes, eyes. She's never been sent a clearer message in her life. Even without the odd picture that appears behind his head of a very threatening Kakashi head, it's clear what he's trying to convey. The man raises his headband a little bit, to stare into her soul unbeknownst to the others with his Sharingan spinning to life. It's actually the first time she's seen it, and she can't help but find it mesmerizing. Sasuke'll have that? His poor fangirls are going to grow in numbers.

Even with the mask, she can tell exactly what his facial expression looks like. Strained, panicked, urgent and worried. He's contemplating if he can shut her up faster than she can speak, or if he should trust her.

Whatever is wrong with Naruto, Kakashi knows, and he's telling her with no uncertain terms that she will lie right now or face trial for treason. Which is a bit of a problem, because she can't lie.

"You're pretty scary." She laughs a little, "you're really getting a lot stronger, Naruto, I can see all those gains working for you." It's half true, and luckily for her, Naruto's not much better than she is socially. He believes her, or at least by that half-fake, half earnest smile taking up his excited face at her praise, she hopes he does.

Sasuke seems to catch on that something is up, but by the time he looks at Kakashi, the headband is back down and the man is acting like nothing happened. Her heart is still trying to beat out of her chest, but everything is back to normal.

"Have you tried going as a team?" Kakashi asks. "It may be a bit before your time, but a lot of older RPGs had teams of three instead of four or five. Maybe it'll change if you have a full party of three?"

"That's really stupid." Sakura rolls her eyes, even as she uses the moment to appease her own shattered nerves. Her sensei just threatened her, and she's not even sure why. She's happy for the excuse to flee. "Let's go Naruto, we have to check just in case."

"But you said it's stupid." Naruto says.

"My whole ability is stupid, he's probably right."

She could not be happier to walk out the damn door before she vomits all over Tsunami's nice floor.



Kakashi watches them leave with a little regret in his heart. He hadn't intended to do that, he'd panicked and overreacted. Sakura's not dumb, she wouldn't tell Naruto about it right in front of Sasuke even if she did know. She'd understand that village secrets are not to be spilled casually, and yet, when faced with being loyal to his village or her, he'd chosen without thinking. Those that abandon their village are trash, but those that abandon their comrades are worse than trash. Minato would be disappointed.

Not much to do now but be happy he hadn't done anything irreversible. He'll have to talk to her later, apologize, maybe figure out a way to make her understand the severity of the moment and that he wouldn't actually hurt her.

He'd be lying, but unlike her, he can lie. He lies to Naruto every day, just like it looks like Sakura is. Her face when Naruto asked revealed more than a thousand words ever could. Her ability has told her something about him, and that info alone proves her powers more than anything else she could do. "Tsunami!" He calls out. "Do you need any help with dinner?"

He needs to do something to get his mind off of this. He was Anbu for years, of course he'd overreact to village secrets a little, no one could blame him. Except him.
 
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Sakura's Sword's Origin, hell training, and a sleep-over with Inari.
AN: I feel like this chapter's gonna get a bit of backlash, and I've also decided I don't care. I remember asking my roommate about what he thought, and he reminded me that this story is being written for me, and maybe I'm losing sight of that if I'm even asking. He was right, and from now on if someone criticizes the story beats instead of an objective, legitimate issue, I just won't respond.
As a side note, Patreon Chapters are officially being moved to Sundays. I've found that with my schedule Friday ends up with me writing the chapters on Thursday, doing a quick edit on Friday, and then shoving them out and going "They're good!"
Since I'm officially doing Patreon now, I want the extra few days to ensure it's high quality and how I want the chapter to look. So CH 15 and 16 will be up on Patreon on Sunday. This is Chapter 12, and hopefully the difference in quality from taking the extra time will be obvious in a few weeks.


Kakashi has a lot of time to think about things while he's injured. Some of those things are simple. Naruto probably knows about his condition by now - the Hokage was oddly vague about that - but Sasuke doesn't, and Sakura probably doesn't, and keeping it that way a little longer so they can bond before the truth comes out would be quite nice.

Then there's the issue of if he doesn't know, how would he reveal something like that? He's holding so many things from his team, so many from Naruto, it's hard to remember when he's lying and when he's not.

Then there's that sword Sakura has. The Chaos Blade, or as it was called originally, Hunger. It's easy for Sakura, an obsessed girl who's afternoons have been about games since she first entered the academy, to have made the assumption that he got her a replica Chaos blade. It's very easy for him to pretend that's exactly what happened.

She'd be wrong, and he'd be lying, but it would be easy for those events to happen.

The reality is much more sinister. Zoning out while helping Tsunami with dinner, he can't help but remember exactly how that sword came to be in Sakura's hands. The sword the Chaos Blade was based on.




"Junk." He groaned, returning from the training ground with a grimace. He couldn't help but judge the garbage in his hands. He'd taken this 'sword' from Sakura just a few moments ago, a slab of metal that should have been illegal to sell as a novelty, let alone call it a real sword. As a kenjutsu master, his pride was damaged beyond repair that this passed for craftsmanship in this day and age, and his irritation was enough to cause his fingers to grind in and bend the weapon without much thought. That was fine, returning it was never really going to happen, it's not like he needed the money.

"Maybe a normal masterwork?" He rifled through his old sealed weapons with one grimace after another. Nothing really fits Sakura, and that's saying something because the girl doesn't have a lot to fit with. She's a fresh genin trying out Kenjutsu for the first time, anything should work, but nothing felt right. With a sigh, he pried prying open a floor board. Lifting a box out, he pulled a very unique weapon from it. He looked it over, recoiling from its sheer shine just like the first time he saw it. Bright and light, Beacon, was an enchanted sword of blinding light and was said to increase a wielder's natural luck and prosperity. It'd be good to give her something like that, any genin could use a little luck, especially one with lofty goals like killing Itachi Uchiha. She'd need luck just to not get murdered by the man well before she was strong enough to hold a torch.

He was just about to leave with Beacon, when he heard a crash downstairs. Living in his own home, and knowing damn well no one was invading it, he couldn't help but set Beacon down and continue down the steps with Sakura's slab of garbage pretending to be a weapon. He'd use it to beat the intruder to death if there really was someone brazen enough to break into Kakashi Hatake's home on a random Monday afternoon. It'd be a much better use of it than anything else he could imagine, a blunt instrument meant to make a brutal point.

"Is that…" His eyes took in the room and found it to be mostly the same it had always been. A mostly empty place with a simple shrine committed to three people. His old teammate Obito, who had given him the very eye that rests deep inside his skull.

His old teammate Rin, who'd suffered a very gruesome fate in a way that still haunts his nightmares to this day.

Most importantly, at the center of the shrine, was a blond man with spiky hair and an unnervingly enthusiastic smile. Confident to a fault even when marching to his death, his old sensei, Minato Namikaze. What caught his attention in that moment was not the shrine itself, but what was mysteriously resting on top of it.

Hunger. It didn't sound particularly special, in fact it sounded like Naruto after someone offered to buy him a bowl of ramen. Hunger was a rather obscure sword, a few games had made similar designs or based a weapon off its concept over the years, but it wasn't famous.

The one time it was used, it'd killed everyone who could have made it famous.
That was before Kakashi killed the one using it, sealed it in a scroll, then threw it in a vault.
It'd driven a man to madness, turned him into a puppet, used his very life essence to drive his rotting corpse onwards to kill more, and more, and more, never satisfied, always devouring, never-endingly violent.

"How are you-" Without a moment more to think about it the sword moved.
The weapon launched itself out of its sheath and flew towards him like the spirits the shrine commemorated were forcing an issue with sharp edges. He didn't move, he didn't need to. He knew exactly where the sword was coming, and with awe, he watched as Hunger ripped Sakura's junk out of his hand, and impaled it to his wall. It spurred to life, grinding the piece of crap all on its own as if given a blood sacrifice it hadn't tasted in years.

Kakashi had never been a particularly superstitious man. He believed in the true supernatural ridiculousness that permeated his world. He wanted to believe his team had gone to a happy afterlife of some sort, he had incredible respect for the dead, but it was not the fear of reprisal that caused him to spend hours of his day mourning those he had lost.
It was regret, and guilt that led those actions. Guilt at still being alive, while they rotted and disappeared.

But that?
"Yes, Sensei." He bowed to the shrine, before grabbing Hunger, and going out to quickly get a new custom sheath made for it. If he was giving her Hunger, it'd need to look a little more like something from a game so she'd get excited and treat it with respect.

He'd also need to play with the sword a little to make sure the effects it had weren't instantaneous or prone to actually take Sakura over. It'd overtaken a civilian, but at her age he was definitely capable of resisting a low level demon sword. She should be too, right?

Then he'd be watching her, to make sure the weapon didn't destroy her anyway. He wouldn't take his eyes off her for quite some time, ensuring she remained human in a way its previous owner simply hadn't.




Gato Tower Dungeon, Level Recommendation: 20
Level of current party: 18
Please ensure you are on level and have equivalent quality gear that is in top condition. There will be no leaving to rest once you have entered.

"You guys seeing that?" Sakura asks. "I mean I assume no but-"

"Yes." It's Sasuke's voice that cuts through her doubts and makes her gawk.

"You mean like, the thing right, not the odd cave in front of us?"

"I mean the level notifier." Sasuke says. "We're eighteen."

"I feel like we should be above eighteen." Naruto says. "In the games Sakura and I have been playing, you reach level twenty in a couple of hours. We've trained our whole lives."

Sakura chooses not to point out that she has not trained her whole life, unless training meant scaling buildings in Assassin's creed and stomping out Ganon like an old man needing to be taught the same damn lesson all over again. Not for the first time, she feels like a cheater. She shouldn't be standing on their level, Naruto shouldn't be jealous, Kakashi shouldn't be giving her one-on-one training and Sasuke should be their team leader.

Doubts boil up until they're an ephemeral layer of skin covering hers.
Sasuke's hand on her shoulder snaps her out of it, and a simple nod from him calms her nerves.
It's normal to feel a little overwhelmed from time to time, she knows that.

They need to get stronger. "I don't think we're ready." She says. "Looks like we really need to train. If we can complete this before he attacks, we never have to worry about Zabuza."

"Can we?" Sasuke asks. "Naruto's right, we've trained our whole lives. Even if we assume levels are gained with similar efforts and there's no sense of scaling to make matters harder." Sakura chooses not to cut in that there probably is a rather significant one. "That's still an eleven percent difference we'd have to gain in, what, a week?"

As surprised as she is to see him use math, it's rather overtaken by the fact that it was incredibly unnecessary. Sasuke using math for no reason? She instinctively tries to break a genjutsu, and gives an awkward titter when Sasuke glares at her.

"Getting stronger is the easy part." Naruto says. "We just have to push ourselves like we never have before."

"Easy for you to say." Sasuke scoffs. "There was an entire year in the academy where I set up a bed in the training field because I didn't have the energy to get home each night."

There's that guilt. She doesn't belong in this position. She's never done anything close to that. Well, not because of training.

"See, that's where you made your first mistake, one we won't make here," Naruto quips. "you slept."






"Get to work making the race track, Sakura." Kakashi orders her, as he begins giving the boys some quick one-on -one training to make up for a bit of her personal time. She finds it hard to complain, she's gotten a lot of his attention since they got here while they've mostly been forced to climb a tree for hours on end. While it's very good for their chakra control, she can't help the nagging guilt that seeps into her blood while she works.

It's hard work, using a lot of chakra she'd really rather not have parted with so early in the day. Despite the task draining her quickly, it's very easy to watch them while she works, which she finds herself very grateful for. It looks like simple repetitive motion training, teaching them both how to run in place and correcting their running forms by making them try it again and again until he's satisfied. What they could get out of that, she's not sure, but he's the jonin not her. She's just a genin who lucked into some absolute nonsense. The fact that said nonsense makes her happy and stronger and shatters the laws of the universe under her foot like it's nothing only serves to accentuate the difference between them.

If Kakashi had gotten this ability, as a true genius, Konoha would own the world by now.
Oh well, it's her ability and she won't be giving it up. There's no point to thinking of what ifs, not when they have so little time to get stronger.

At about halfway done with the replication of the Academy race track, Sakura can't help but fall over and gasp for air. Three times her chakra in one day, and yet she can only do half. It's stupid how much she can feel it inside her, how exhausted she is from such a simple action.

She finds herself fading, and accepts the nap for what it is. She's with her team, she's safe.





When she awakens, it's to the team still working, and a notification about six hours having passed. The sky is a lot darker, but that's not important. She gets back to her knees, and gets to work. Kakashi barely gives her a glance in her direction to approve of her actions, telling her she's doing the right thing with an eye smile.

She's only mostly exhausted when she finishes the track, which is odd because she really had only done exactly half before. Then again, she'd done a bunch of training before the goblins, so maybe the training plus the random encounter had tired her out more than she'd realized.

Whatever the case, it's while she's catching her breath and drinking from her flask that Kakashi approaches her. "Sakura." He greets, a glint of seriousness in his eyes. "Are you ready to do something forbidden?"

"Not now Kakashi, wait a few years at least."

"Wha-no." Seeing her Sensei clap his hand over his face and grip the bridge of his nose is totally worth it. She can see an exasperated face appear beside his head, like she needed the help or something. "I don't like that that's your answer to that, but I'm going to move on because I only have so much energy in a day."

She snickers out loud, at least letting him in on the fact that it was a joke. She can make those, she promises! "There are very specific rules on how hard a jonin can work their genin. These rules were put into place because clan era shinobi sometimes worked their students to actual death. They'd call them weak, and move on. It only took a few times before the reigning Hokage had to make a ruling."

"Sounds dumb." She says.

"It was, but clan era shinobi were a very different kind of insane." Kakashi explains patiently. "You have to understand that In a ninja village, for every rule that sounds dumb, it was created because in its absence someone died. Normally that someone was a genin or academy student."

"Yeesh." She plops back, pouring some of the water on her face to cool her hot skin. Chakra exercise is still exercise, and boy does it suck. She hates it so much.

"I'm going to ignore the law while we're outside of the village." Kakashi says. "I'm going to work you so hard, anyone else would die. You won't get strong enough in time unless I do."

"I'm not gonna like what you say next, am I?" She asks, looking at the training field and already having a pretty good idea of what he's about to say.

"Nope, but I don't really care." Kakashi admits. "You'll be learning the lightning training jutsu while running the track with Naruto. You will be trying to outlast him."

"That's impossible." She shrugs.

"I didn't ask." His ominous statement lingers in the air. "When you pass out, Sasuke will take your place until he needs rest. You'll cut the affinity training and carry Sasuke as if he's a wounded teammate while running, shortly before you run out of Chakra."

"... Kakashi, that's absolutely insane." She deadpans from her place on the ground.

"Didn't ask, get up and go!" It's with that, that he does several hand seals and a nimble and bright lightning whip appears in his hand. It drips towards the ground, but the message is clear. Run or get the crop.

"Oh, screw you."

"Less whine, more run!" The first whip hurts enough she doesn't learn what the second feels like.



The lightning jutsu is a subtle jutsu to try and use lightning to alter the nervous system and accelerate its function enough to increase awareness. It's incredibly taxing, and just not that effective for long term engagements, but is helping her get the gist of lightning chakra.

Sakura had originally asked if fucking with her nervous system is a good idea, and Kakashi waved it off, asking her what the worst that could happen would be. He'd told her to take a nap if she collapsed, unable to move, like that wasn't already what she was going to do.

Naruto's naturally faster than her, but she's getting the hang of lightning chakra somewhat quick and is capable of using it for a lengthy period of almost ten minutes. Using it allows her to keep up with him pretty handily. "You're getting faster." Naruto compliments her.

"I'm cheating." She reminds, biting her lip hard to ignore a twinge of pain caused by a misfire from her jutsu. Talking makes it hard to concentrate on jutsu this complicated, at least without a real affinity. "It doesn't really count."

"We're all cheating in our own ways, Sakura." Naruto says, a knowing glint in his eyes. She recognizes that expression despite her relative difficulty with stuff like that. Guilt, it's the same thing she's been feeling about getting so strong. She can't figure out what he has to feel guilty about though, it's not like whatever makes him so dangerous is something he controls. If it was, they wouldn't have been level eighteen at the dungeon, because she's pretty sure anyone ranked 'run away' is above level twenty on their own.

"I guess so." She decides not to pursue that line of questioning. Naruto probably doesn't even really know about whatever it is, he'd have surely explained to try and impress her by now. Far more important, is Sasuke panting and exhaustedly sprawled out in the middle of the track. She disengages the lightning jutsu to swoop down and scoop him up as she passes. "Having fun, Sasuke?" She asks.

"Naruto's exhausting." He says from her back. The first time he'd taken the indignance with quite some difficulty, now he lays there and waits without much to say. You can only be yelled into compliance by Kakashi so many times before you just do what the crazy guy with the whip says. "How is he still running?"

"He really doesn't have to sleep, I guess." Sakura shrugs, knowing she's falling behind her blond teammate, but also knowing there's really not much she can do about it. Sasuke isn't a heavy enough load to slow her down, but she hopes it still trains strength. Without the lightning coursing through her body, she has no chance of keeping up with Naruto. It's just not possible and Kakashi accepts it so she's certainly going to.




When it's not running laps, it's running up and down trees as fast as possible. When it's not running at all, it's push ups, it's crunches, it's weight lifting using Naruto clones as dumbbells. She's not really sure how they have his weight being constructs and all, but she's not about to question another teammate's bullshit when her own is so prevalent.

Naruto supposedly sleeps during some of her rests, but she doesn't see it, and she can't help but let her mind wander. While Naruto and Sasuke are working within reasonable limits given by Kakashi, the two have a lot more stamina than her. They actually spend a few hours working at a time before the man uses what little he knows of medical ninjutsu to heal them.

The issue is, that's not actually a lot. He's an offensive ninja first, and his support level is far below average for a jonin. He's still better than most chunin though, which leaves Sasuke receiving a lot of attention and Naruto almost none.
There's a reason Sasuke's almost always begrudgingly smooshed into the dirt somewhere whenever she wakes up.

She only tends to get a half an hour to an hour of this all out crazy training before she is taking a nap. Kakashi says it's still more efficient than what the boys are doing, because she's fully healing in between training sessions while they are very much still hurting from before and pushing themselves less.

It doesn't really matter what he says, - besides the obvious - it only matters what her ability thinks. She's not sure yet, she kind of wants to see all the training through and then check.




Sakura stumbles into Inari's room, panting and holding the door. "You winning, kid?" She asks, watching the boy play her gameboy. He does in fact seem to be getting better, and he's immersed too. It takes him a second to realize she's there and jump up. "Oh, Sakura! You're alive!"

"Well, duh." She snickers, holding back a deep breath that seeks to push itself into her lungs. It turns out there is a limit to how much she can grind in a short period abusing the sleep before it argues with her. This time, she only woke up with half her stamina and chakra restored.

She can't really complain though. Three days of straight training, she's not actually sure how many training sessions it was but basic math says it was around ten. Even the most strenuous of missions should be completed before ten freaking cycles in a row. Then there's the possibility that they lied to her about how long it was to make her feel better, and it was twenty or thirty cycles or something.

With that announcement, and having finally gained the lightning proto-affinity, Kakashi finally let her go. Everyone is kinda happy about that, Kakashi included. It was getting kind of ridiculous.

She collapses next to the kid, hugging him close while idly watching the game over his shoulder. He'd moved on to one of the other cartridges, and she's much too tired to pay much actual attention to it. Someone warm that isn't her training buddy is more than enough to try to lull her off to sleep again. Nope, she decides, now's the perfect chance to check how much stronger she's gotten. "You're really taken to the gameboy." She says, "I'll have to come visit and bring you a real gaming system some time after we save this island."

He says nothing at that, simply frowning. She knows he wants to warn her to run away, whatever this Gato did to this kid must have been rather personal. His grandfather asked him a lot when he told him to keep his mouth shut. It's not actually necessary, now that everyone on the team is aware of the real situation, but she's not about to disrupt the peace by announcing that. A ninja's secrets are also their power.

First, her stats.


Sakura Haruno
HP120
Chakra40
Strength41
Constitution40
Dexterity38
Agility43
Mental98
Control215
Charm12

She can't help but be impressed by her new statistics. Even for the hell she just went through, that's an absurd boost, and for the fiftieth time she kind of wishes she could check the statistics of her teammates to make sure they are getting stronger too. She'd hate to find out she's sapping their gains or something through cosmic scales.

Most importantly though, are the skill and Trait changes.
Clone Technique Intermediate: You are extremely proficient in the E rank jutsu, Clone Technique. You do not currently possess the chakra capacity to evolve this technique.
Tree Walking: You have learned the ins and outs of walking on trees, walls, people's weapons and various cave structures. Learn how to do it on Water to Evolve the Skill
Novice Short Blade: You have started on the path of the short blade. Self taught and without much training besides what you needed to pass the Academy's not so strict criteria, you are very unlikely to cut yourself but earn little other benefit. Gain a 25% to Dexterity while trying to deflect with a short blade. ]
Novice Throwing Weapons: You have started on the path of the throwing weapon. Self taught and without much training besides what you needed to pass the Academy's not so strict criteria, you are very unlikely to cut yourself but earn little other benefit. Gain a 25% to Dexterity while trying to land a blow from short range with a throwing weapon.
Novice Stealth: You are learning how to sneak up on an enemy, and your academy days have made your footsteps light and bouncy. You can now see basic sight lines, and are aware of how much noise you're making while trying to stealth.
Novice Crossbow: You can shoot a crossbow, and you're willing to kill with it. You aim 25% faster and deal 25% more damage with a crossbow as long as you're in an advantageous situation.

Reviewing them all, she can't help but feel her head spin a little. That's so much, and it's all technically useful. She's not sure what crap it's talking about the Academy, they required her to get quite proficient with kunai, though nowhere near as proficient as Sasuke. He had clan techniques though, so that's not exactly a fair comparison.

Tree walking will have to be evolved the first chance she gets, sight lines are ridiculous enough to make her roll her eyes, but it's the crossbow skill that has her gaping enough Inari looks over questioningly. "You're just really surprising me with your new skills." She manages to lie. Not convincingly, but enough a little boy doesn't question her.

It's not an incredible ability or anything, she has no intentions of using a crossbow and she isn't even aware of what it would consider an advantageous situation. It's just, crossbows aren't used by Shinobi because they have a set strength. Academy student or Jonin, a shot to the face from a crossbow will do the exact same amount of damage. It's a stable weapon without any influence from the user besides its aim. Many of her skills have had a phantasmal, fantasy effect on her. Her sword does less damage to her, her armor is calced in a strange way, she can smash into a tree and not care about the damage.

This is the first ability that directly influences someone else. It has implications, and she's not sure she likes them.

She shakes that off, before getting to her traits.

Sasuke's Close Confidant: An Upgrade from Sasuke Trivia Expert, you've officially earned enough of Sasuke's trust to be considered his friend. Romantic options are enabled, and the effects of teamwork are greatly increased while interacting with him. You're at the top of the list for 'people he wouldn't mind rebuilding his clan with someday.' It's a very short list.

She barely has time to gag a little before she realizes something.
The next trait is Neck Snapper, not Disappointment. She looks at the traits list over three times, it's gone. She is no longer a disappointment, and while it doesn't have any tangible benefits, it makes her kick her feet and squee like one of Sasuke's fangirls after he did something broody. Inari shoots her another questioning gaze, and she points to the game. He's suspicious, and she doesn't really care. She's not a disappointment!

Neck Snapper: Deal 300% damage when attacking from behind while undetected by the target. Caution, do not use it against allies, they will die.

No shit. She glares at the screen, she's not an idiot. She has ninety eight Mental, which is a lot. Chunin rank mental, her traits have told her. With a shake of her head, she moves on.

Sister to a Fox: The Prankster of Konoha has been likened to a sneaky little fox many times, and just like a sneaky little fox, you've gone and earned its loyalty so it'll stick by your side until the day you die. Romantic options are enabled, and the effects of teamwork are greatly increased while interacting with him. You're at the top of the list for 'people he wouldn't mind rebuilding his clan with someday.' It's a short list, but it's longer than Sasuke's!

Okay, so both her teammates want to do lewd things to her someday. That really makes all that getting sweaty and running around with them kinda awkward. It also raises questions about Naruto having a clan.

Luckily it's not her problem right now! She'll revisit the idea when she hits that phase of girlhood where she's fawning over every guy with chiseled abs. Every one of her ex-classmates except Ino appears to have hit that stage a year ago, so she's not sure she will hit it. Either way, she has something much more interesting to focus on, traits.

Or, she wishes she did. The remaining new stuff is just her Academy Student Charm and her affinities. Water Affinity and Earth reached level two, proto-fire and lightning are still on one.

She closes her eyes at that, saying screw it.
She'll nap next to the kid, he probably hasn't had a sleepover since all this Gato business, he probably won't mind.
 
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Urgency arrives twice, The Bridge becomes a Problem, and the Dungeon's entrance is imposing
AN: This is kind of a placement chapter. I'll admit I'm not a huge fan of these. While I wouldn't call it filler, it's more about moving forward than doing anything. Luckily the next few chapters after this are extremely action-packed and ready to explode so I don't care too much.

This is CH 13, CH 17 will be up on the Patreon Sunday.



Returning to the training ground bright and early in the morning, she's surprised to not just find Naruto and Sasuke napping in the grass, but to also find a random Haku. The boy is rather impatiently tapping his foot against a stone while she approaches, looking like he has very little time for this and would rather be literally anywhere else.

"Are you here to take me up on that streamer idea?" Sakura asks as she approaches. "I really feel like I'd do a pretty good job as a manager."

The boy's expression - aided by the cute little Haku picture beside his head - tells her he's about as impressed by her idea as Naruto would be. "No." It's simple, it's direct, it's Haku. His voice is so pretty though, it really does make her wanna record him and play him through her headphones while taking a nap. "Zabuza-sama is up and around. You're running out of time, and testing my patience while you are at it."

"We're doing the best we can." Sakura shrugs, looking at the boys to make sure they're actually napping and not brutally murdered or something. She doubts it, but with enemy ninja it's always worth a check. Their chests move up and down, and that makes her smile. "We're not relaxing, we're training our butts off in the hopes we can get strong enough fast enough. Besides, Kakashi's almost better too, if he thinks he can take Kakashi, he's welcome to come and waste his time."

"Stupid girl…" Haku growls at her a little, balling his fists and holding back a rage that has so little killing intent to it that Sakura can't help but find it adorable despite the difference in strength between them.

"You get you're more bishonen and less yandere, right?" Sakura teases him pointedly.

"I don't know what that means, but I really feel like you just insulted me." Haku takes a deep breath to calm himself, before stepping forward into Sakura's personal space unprompted. Sakura chooses not to step back, if only because that'd be admitting she's scared, and she's kinda not. Haku really has left the threat stage of her thinking of him, and while her ability says he's a chunin level boss, she's kind of used to ignoring the threat level for harmless boys by now.

"A little." She admits, her cheeks heating up just enough to admit to the world that she did wrong and got called out on it in the same breath. "What do you want me to do?"

"I want you," Haku's face gets awkwardly close to hers, his expression pensive and aggressive, his eyes gazing directly into hers in a way she'd call romantic if she knew the first part of identifying romance. Statistically, humans are very bad at figuring out whether someone is flirting or not, in fact, they're below fifty percent, she's not about to assume she's above an average level, "to come up with a plan of action."

"Is this when you kiss me?"

"Wha-no!" She finds two hands slam into her chest, sending her sprawling flat on her back. "I'm trying to intimidate you!"

"Oh!" She nods to herself, like this is a sudden realization. Haku clearly thinks she's mocking him, but unfortunately, she really is just now realizing this.

"You need to come up with a plan to stall my master, or I will kill you when he strikes."

"The hell am I supposed to do to trick a jonin?" Sakura asks. "I can't even lie to you."

"Ehh…" The boy taps his cheek for a second, looking around. "What about your teammates?"






They ended up settling on a rather funny plan. There's a hundred Naruto clones Henged into Kakashi running around Wave doing odd jobs and making everyone's life easier. The idea is to try and convince Zabuza that Kakashi isn't just better, he actually has that much energy to spare. Zabuza should wait until he is in tip top shape before he moves out to start engaging the clones, at which point they'll have a pretty hefty warning when the clones start dying left and right.

The point is that it buys them time, and Haku seemed happy with the plan enough to listen to her gush about idols and streaming for almost a half an hour. The boy seemed to be actually interested by the end, if only he was extremely interested, or signing a contract. Sakura'd love to see if her gaming powers influenced contracts and stuff, given it'd be a second job she has to keep up with.

Sakura is spending her once again free time on the water, feet planted in it and focusing her hardest on not falling in. She can't move yet, at least not while training the wind jutsu, but she has two goals and not a whole lot of time to do it so like hell she's missing out on the chance to train them both. The issue she's finding is that the wind jutsu seems to be even harder than the other four. It's as if wind is the exact opposite of her natural inclination, it fights her like nothing else ever has.

Every hour of practice on the water makes her noticeably better at balancing on it. She hasn't even fallen in the last hour, but she's made about as much progress on the wind jutsu as she has keeping up with Naruto in physical training. That boy is a freaking monster, and this jutsu sucks. The idea is really simple, she has to create a circular wind going outward around herself. When someone in a movie has a breeze billow their cloak, or move their hair, or dramatically spin a tornado around them to flare their abilities, they're using some form of this.

This makes it the ability she wants to master the most, because the ability to do a dramatic stage pose on command would add to her invisible coolness stat by several magnitudes over. Movie ninja pretty much all know the wind affinity training jutsu, which begs the question, how does one get a job as a movie ninja? That sounds a lot less stressful than all this Gato and Zabuza crap.

"Oh crap." She realizes exactly how long she's been lost in thought, as she loses her footing and splashes into the water. It only takes her a moment to climb out, but she wore herself out too much to dry herself off which sucks.

It means she's passing out on the dock drenched.
Beats passing out in the water. Kakashi and Sasuke would scold her if they saw that little mishap she just had, so she'll have to let it be her little secret.





"Change of plans." It's Kakashi's announcement which gets her attention mid-race with Naruto. Practicing the wind affinity jutsu while she runs doesn't make anything any easier, and she finds she's pretty annoyed about that.

Mostly because Naruto started to try it too after she explained how cool it is, and by the way she keeps having to use Genin dexterity to deflect twigs and stuff, he's already got it down. It was like twenty minutes. He beat even her earth score by like a thousand percent.

Worse off, instead of a small gust of wind, when he does it he creates a miniature tornado. She's not even completely sure it's the same jutsu! She's been thinking about this the entire time she's been chasing after him and constantly getting whipped in the face by branches and run-away clones swept up in the current of ridiculous Naruto shenanigans.

She can't help but think about what she learned yesterday as she looks at her team. They both want to restart their clan with her? She's not dumb, she knows what that means, it's just, not something she can imagine with them. It's not something she can imagine with anyone.

Is she weird for not having feelings like that? Is it weird that she's more weirded out than flattered? At least they're not treating her differently, or expecting anything from her. She's not sure she could handle that if they did.

Regardless of her thoughts, she does have to stop her fierce, almost concerning amount of introspection to address Kakashi. She stops the race and approaches, just as Naruto cancels his showing off and lets all the twigs and branches and an awkwardly out of place and very confused squirrel fall to the ground. It scrambles off just as Naruto spots it and rubs the back of his head sheepishly.

"Yeah, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asks first, skipping over to him like he didn't just let out enough chakra for ten minutes that Kakashi's probably jealous.

"Your plan was very creative, and I want to commend you." Kakashi says to Naruto. Sakura chooses not to point out that it was her plan, she'd gain little and Naruto looks so proud of himself. She wouldn't take that smile away for the world, let alone correcting her sensei. "But Zabuza won't be fooled by it for long. We need to officially start guarding Tazuna when he leaves to work on the bridge each day."

"That'll cut into training." Naruto points out.

"That's a problem we'll have to accept." Kakashi says a little sternly, eying Naruto as if to try and will away any further objections, strangely enough it works perfectly. Naruto shuts up, and Sasuke doesn't have anything to say either. The boy is eerily silent, Sakura actually has to check to make sure he's listening and not napping in the grass again. "One of you will be coming with me each day, while the other two train. Your job will be to get Tazuna away and protect him from bandits while I deal with Zabuza."

"That sucks." Naruto echoes her thoughts perfectly, she chooses not to tell him that.






The next week passes by very quickly, training water walking and the wind affinity jutsu whenever she gets the chance. She gets down Water Walking pretty quickly, evolving Tree Walking and celebrating her victory with a box of pocky from her bag. Luckily a lot of her snacks weren't destroyed, she doesn't know what she'd do without a sugar boost every now and again throughout all this ceaseless training. Shove raw ground up sugar into her mouth, maybe?

It really does drag on in a way she finds makes her quite weary, especially now that she knows she can't just do it constantly and spend most of the day passed out. It was like living in a haze, she barely had to actually experience the actions. It was nice, but also terrifying. It's probably the difference between her photographic memory and actual photographic memory, the ability to fade out. She knows she can't have actual photographic memory, it's not in her traits list.

It reminded her of countless nights of grinding to fight super bosses, or learning cool tricks in a shooter and getting it down pat. The hunter training from L4D2 is a pretty good example, there was a modded map one could use to learn hunter tricks and perform an obstacle course to get better at lining up movement for the Vs mode. She spent a lot of time on that once, and it felt pretty much exactly the same as her few days of track training and lightning grinding. Though, the track grinding was probably worse, as she'd do the hunter training again but fuck that.

Unfortunately, her physical training has to be cut loose pretty hard. Naruto's either with Kakashi, or Sasuke is, and they have to make occasional rounds to ensure no one attacks Inari and Tsunami in their home. She's not sure what the likelihood is that they'd actually catch an attack, but Kakashi said the idea was to show the enemies that the home isn't unguarded, and less trying to get lucky enough to intercept a mid-day slice and dice.

That and leaving a Naruto clone back at the home makes her feel a lot better. She's grown rather attached to the little brat, and Tsunami's done a whole lot of warming up to her too, even if she barely sees either of them enough for it to matter. She won't see them at all soon, that's a sad thought. She likes it here, even if she misses her mother and father a whole lot more.

Homesick doesn't begin to cover the feelings she's had the last few days now that she's slowed down enough to think.

It's harrowing, she's never been far away from her parents. Even when they were active ninja they took jobs just outside the village so they could always get back to her in a heartbeat. They also took jobs in such a way that one of them was always home should she need them. One would do in village D ranks, the other would do something like gate guarding or border patrol or bandit hunting.

She's never gone more than a day without seeing at least one of her parents, even in her deepest gaming binges they'd slip into her room and give her a hug before they went to bed.

It's been a couple of weeks now, she's pretty sure. It's hard to tell, what with several days in there being a blur of motion sickness and ugly stat grinding, and another being a moody panic after getting stabbed to a tree by her own sword.

Her days actually at the bridge are wasted. Inari lets her borrow her own gameboy back for the bridge since she can't train, so she spends most of her day scanning everyone in sight in the hopes it levels up.

It does not. At least she can check Inari's progress on stuff every few days.

Which is what brings her to this moment, walking in circles on the water while accepting that wind is beyond her for now. Even Kakashi can only use four elements, so she's read, maybe she has to accept she's not some super ninjutsu master in training?

Well, she is, but it's going to take a lot more work than she wants and that's saying something because all she has to do is move some wind around in a circle!

At least she can mold wind chakra, that's a step forward.

"Hey." It's that sweet, sweet, cute bishonen voice that catches her off guard and makes her look up. Luckily her control is great enough with water walking that she doesn't even dip a little bit into the water. She's got it down. She already knew that since the notification to tell her she'd evolved Tree Walking into Water Walking came a day ago, but it's very satisfying to have a real life example of something instead of words on a floating invisible page only she can read. "You're out of time."

"What?" Sakura can't help but blink at the boy, looking as pretty as ever on the dock just a few short feet away. He's in a dress today, she chooses not to question him. If he wants to embrace the femboy, he can embrace the femboy. "Kakashi's actually at full strength now, is he crazy? He hasn't even started killing clones."

"I think he saw through the gambit." Haku admits, chewing his lip a little. Her?
Should Sakura say her when Haku's in a dress? She's really not sure if cross dressing is indicative of a momentary gender switch or just a cute thing to do, and she's not about to add that complicated bag of questions to her already broken social skills. She's not gonna ask. Haku's a guy until further info is given, simple. The point is Haku looks really pretty in red, that's all there is to it. "Kakashi is not known for creating so many clones, perhaps you went too far?"

"Maybe I did." Sakura grumbles, conceding defeat there. "So you're here to kill me? Like you said?"

"No. I think I can delay him one more day, but you have to do whatever you are going to do now. Come tomorrow, if Gato still lives, I will kill you." Sakura can tell two major things.

One, that Haku still lacks killing intent. There's no desire to harm her, no inner rage, no bottled up seething hatred trained into him from the academy, ready to explode out in an instant like she did to the demon twins. She tries not to think about them, they're a touchy subject in her mind right now. She hates that, she'd do anything to avoid it.

Her first kills were real, and her boys judged her for it.

Two, Haku is totally serious.
They will kill her. She will die. Naruto will die. Sasuke will die.
Kakashi will probably be fine.





While Sakura would have loved for Kakashi to tag along for the dungeon, the reality is that someone needs to guard the damn bridged builder just in case Haku's lying and wants to use this for a planned attack. So it's the team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura standing in front of the dungeon that Sakura checks back in for. She's been a bit dissociative lately.

She'll need to fix that once they get home, and she can hug her mom and tell her all about this craziness. Maybe she'll leave out the part about dungeons and numbers and blacking out only to train again the moment she wakes up. Maybe she won't.

Her mother yelling at Kakashi about this sounds really soothing to her nerves.
Gato Tower Dungeon, Level Recommendation: 20
Level of current party: 20
Please ensure you are on level and have equivalent quality gear that is in top condition. There will be no leaving to rest once you have entered.

"Wow, we really got eleven percent stronger." Sakura says.

"You, got eleven percent stronger," Sasuke grunts, "I'm stronger, but I don't think anyone can train as hard as you besides Naruto, and he's already too strong to advance like that so fast."

"Wouldn't that mean she's stronger than eleven whatevers?" Naruto asks, "since it's probably averaged between all three of us?"

"Sakura, how much do you remember from the last time we looked at this cave to now?" Sasuke asks.

"Uh… we started training, and then I met Haku, and then I stood on a bridge a little, and then I met Haku again." Sakura recites. "There was some training in between, I think."

"You don't remember the training." Sasuke quirks his brow. "At all?"

"No, I remember some." Sakura's hand rubs her arm awkwardly. "I think."

"Don't you have a photographic memory?" Sasuke asks.

"I ran out of camera film." Sakura jokes, watching as neither seem to get it.
Or maybe she didn't tell it right. "It's fine, I never have to do that ever again. What are the odds we get another A rank mission the next time we step out of Konoha?"

Naruto starts to open his mouth-

"Exactly, zero!" Sakura doesn't let him talk. "We can train at a normal person pace back at home, and I can do that thing where I repress most of this mission directly after I give the Hokage my report, you know, like you do with a test or horror games you played as a child."

"That explains so much." Sasuke says, twitching quite visibly. She tilts her head to try and proc the facial chart, but it seems to think she should just get this one since it's not helping.

It's not important, what is important is they have a dungeon to clear. "You boys ready? I'm ready."

"What are the odds this place is empty?" Naruto asks.

"None."
 
Into The Dungeon: Gato Tower
This is the start of the dungeon chapters, which is always cool. This is CH 14, chapter 18 and 19 will be available on the Patreon either tomorrow or the day after. This has been an odd, very spacey week for me. It's been weird, nothing in particular is wrong I just don't feel right.

Anyway, I found almost every part of the dungeon to be difficult, and you'll probably pick up on that.
I did my best, enjoy it or don't but please don't tell me if it gave you cancer. Actually do, that'd be real magic and I want to know if real magic happens.



Stepping foot into the dungeon, Sakura can't help but take in how different it is than she thought it would look from outside. It's oddly structured, almost cave like but not quite. The walls are a lot more straight than a cave should be, and even the ceiling is barely a circle at all. The ridged rocky ceiling is more of a pattern than an actual random cave, and it's much better lit than a cave should be. She's not sure where all the light is coming from, but it's here and she can't help but take notice of it.

It doesn't feel like the manor it should be, that's for sure, it's more insidious and weird. "If I didn't believe you before, I do now." Sasuke says.

"You didn't believe me." Sakura points out.

"I do now."

Despite the apprehension built upon entering, they're met with silence for quite some time. Too alert to talk, too quiet to not talk, they're stuck in an awkward place where they won't even look at each-other. At least the rocks get a little more like chiseled stone and a bit more clearly not a cave as they go on. Eventually they're met with torches, and that gets rid of the old question of where the light is coming from. Well, it doesn't for that part of the dungeon, but she doesn't have to think about it anymore which is basically the same thing.

There's a crack that echoes behind them, then a rumble, and she looks behind her just in time to see a cave in. Rocks fall and slam into the rocks below, seemingly endlessly dropping until the space is taken up and it has reached the ceiling. There has to be several thousand rocks there, each blocking the way quite firmly.

She nods to herself, having fully expected this. Naruto and Sasuke, not so much, she can hear them arguing behind her about ways to get out should it come to it. Naruto brings up her new ability to manipulate earth, which makes her feel nice and tingly inside at the recognition, but most of the conversation is about their respective skills.

She lets them argue for some time while walking over to test her ability. Grabbing a stone in her hand, she can convert it to dirt, which means she could probably tunnel their way out of here. There's no saying it wouldn't just refill itself while she was at it, but it's an option to test in an emergency.

It's while she's testing this that Sasuke suddenly speaks up, ending their pragmatic argument very suddenly. "Incoming." It's all he has to say, before they're both alert and the sound has started. Skittering, scratching, stones being dug into and passed by rapidly. Creatures are coming from deeper in the cave towards them. "That doesn't sound human." Naruto gulps.

"Didn't say they were." Sasuke grunts, while she draws her shuriken, already applying fire chakra to some to make them hot to the touch. It's a relatively cheap technique, not very effective either but for a prolonged dungeon it's optimal.

That is until horrifying abominations appear from the walls. "Spiders?" She asks, not sure what the hell those are. They're like spiders, but they ooze black goop everywhere they step. They climb on the ceiling, on the walls, skitter across the floor towards them. They're huge, with dozens of eyes and pincers. They're covered in gray fur, and have so many legs she feels her whole body shiver instinctively. It's like if spiders also managed to cause an uncanny valley.

Sasuke prepares a fireball jutsu, and Sakura gets beside him instinctively, ready to throw at a moment's notice-

When spikes erupt from all sides, massive gluttonous blades jutting out and impaling dozens of creatures ahead of them. A wall of steel is erected, screeches and terrified screaming fills their ears as hundreds of monsters are torn to bits.

"Hey guys." Sakura clears her throat.
"I think there might be traps in this dungeon."

"Uh-huh…" Naruto says with a half breath.

Sasuke takes a moment to grunt, before dropping his hands and staring. The blades slowly draw back, disappearing and taking the corpses with them. Leaving only money littered throughout the ground, like drops in a game.

"I'm not picking that up." Sakura says. "Naruto, clones?"

"Hell no!" Naruto shakes his head furiously. "I remember all that stuff, remember? I don't want to die a thousand times for some money."

"That's fair…" She says. "I don't have a trap detection skill. Do either of you?"

"Not at that level." Sasuke says, hands dropping into his pockets as he realizes this might take a while.

"I do." Naruto says, heading ahead cautiously. "You two just stay back, I'll find the trigger and deactivate it for us, or at least figure out how to get past."

"Go Naruto!" She says. "But use clones."

"Right, right, forgot in the moment." He's clearly shaken, she can't imagine Naruto ever forgetting about his clones, but he quickly returns to her side and spawns a hundred physical entities to go do all that. Naruto's clones are interesting. The Shadow Clone technique, unlike the normal clone technique, creates physical clones which suffer none of the weaknesses of the normal clones. They can't be seen through as a genjutsu, they can't be ignored because they're not there, and they possess an actual ability to do damage to you so they're a force multiplier instead of taking from your chakra pool for very little effect.

If she could do the Shadow clone jutsu, the goblins wouldn't have even been a question. She could have beaten them all down bare handed, and gotten some cool taijutsu skill instead.
The issue is that the time she tried to learn it from Naruto, she woke up in Kakashi's apartment, being scolded by the man for being an idiot. It turns out just one shadow clone possesses more chakra than she has total, and Naruto just sent out twenty of them like it was nothing to go check for traps.

Stamina nut doesn't begin to cover it, and she is sure as hell looking into the Uzumaki when she gets home to find out what kind of crazy bloodline they possess to let him do that. She has a lot of stuff to look into at home, like the demon twins. She doesn't feel bad about killing them, even if they were real people, their bios really were so cartoonishly evil that it was natural to assume they weren't real, but she can't move on until she treats their deaths with some respect.

As for the trap and the money, he can have it he can deactivate the traps to grab it, because she's sure as hell not going anywhere near that while it's active, and if it's deactivate it's his spoil anyway.






It's remarkable how good Naruto is at that kind of thing. Sitting back with Sasuke while watching Naruto work is easy. She's never been good at spotting traps and the like in games, and puzzles have always bothered her despite her high intelligence. She's very good at thinking inside a box, and puzzles tend to try and push the boundary. If she had to guess, after a certain point, her intelligence stopped making her smarter and started making her faster. It's probably why she doesn't have jonin mind despite being incredibly smart, some of it is clearly personal aptitude, but on a stat level, it's about speed. She's just not as fast as Kakashi, and she's not sure she ever will be.

That's okay though, being as fast mentally as an average Jonin would be fine with her.
Naruto's hands blur along the ground, then the wall, eventually he walks up it and starts checking there too. He's looking for something, but what, she has no idea. It's not important, only one of them needs that particular skill. She's happy to let Naruto be useful, it'd be far better for her to focus on his weaknesses than getting jealous and trying to match him everywhere.

"The Dobe's checking for pressure plates." Sasuke explains after a moment, seeing something she's not. "That's far too elaborate a trap for it to only be intended to go off once, so it has to be a plate or something spring loaded, it can't be wires because wires have to be replaced."

"Where'd you get that from?" Sakura asks.

"He's played quite a few pranks on me over the years." Sasuke admits, "avoiding traps means learning a bit about them."

"So you're both trap masters?" Sakura asks.

"No. I just learned how to not get covered in paint. I never learned anything special because Naruto never did anything special. Traps can only go so far before they become dangerous, and he doesn't have a malicious bone in his body." Hearing that from Sasuke of all people leaves her with a lot to think about. He's not normally so verbose, but then, why complain?

Still, "that's rather wordy for you," Sakura points out, "I rather like the soft boy broody Sasuke."

"Right." Sasuke drawls, calling her on it the moment it leaves her mouth. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't know how to stop a blush, that skill just never came up before. "Complimenting my teammates is something I've been working on with a guy I talk to, back in Konoha." He explains. "He says that admitting competency in others helps you see it in yourself."

"And that's a problem for the great last Uchiha?" Sakura asks. "I thought you had an ego."

"Oftentimes, it's those who assert themselves the most, who have the least confidence." Sasuke lets that sit wordlessly, just as Naruto pressing something on the ceiling, and the spikes jut out again.

"Found it!" Naruto says.

"You can have the loot then!" Sakura calls out, waving at him. "To the victor go the spoils!"






Naruto is quick to pocket it all and put it into specially designated bags. He's got a marker he uses and a brown sack is officially labeled 'spider money'. She figured he'd add it to his wallet, a 'Gama-chan' if she recalls, but he doesn't.

Maybe he's worried the dungeon money will be different? It's not important, what is important is their feet soon take them to a four way intersection. Behind them is the entrance, so she knows that's not the way forward. Forward could be the way, but that could also be way too obvious, if the dungeon is designed like a real game dungeon it could be left or right.

She could use the maze method, which is following either the left or right wall until she reaches her destination. If she never changes her direction she can't get lost, it's not physically possible. The dungeon would have to be infinitely generated for her to not eventually reach where she needs to go, and she's pretty sure her power hasn't figured out the answer to entropy. Something that figured out entropy wouldn't have opened up giving her traits like 'disappointment,' it would be too far above it.

Smart people don't insult others, dumb people who think they're smart do.

She's just about to open her mouth and bring the maze method up, when Naruto speaks up, "it's forward."

"It is?" She asks.

"Look," Naruto points up towards the ceiling, at one very particular part. It's a little smooth, straight, well angled, and after a good look it turns out to be metallic. She would never have spotted that given a million years, and she kind of has to wonder whether there is a perception skill, trait, or hidden stat she needs to get a hold of. Naruto has it, she doesn't, Sasuke's not even pretending to look so clearly he doesn't have it either. "I don't see the activator, but that panel moves when triggered to release something dangerous. It likely goes off when we start moving forward, to try and stop us from going that way."

"Meaning someone doesn't want us going that way." Sakura concludes. "How do we get past it then?"

"We find the trigger," Sasuke says, "or we shoot it with a fireball and hope that sets it off."

"We could shoot it with a fireball," Sakura agrees.

"I say we shoot it with a fireball," Naruto repeats.

"Good idea, Naruto," Sakura reaches over and pats his shoulder, causing Sasuke to scoff and roll his eyes.

"So, left or right?" Sakura asks, after a moment to stare at the plate and hope it gives them its secrets. The reality is that she wouldn't have thought of that. She has a higher mind than Naruto but that's clearly not how cognitive function works, or at least not the only variable. Traits, skills, and some hidden stats have a huge impact on their thought processes and not just in that personalities are unique and experiences are a huge part of them.

Naruto is better than her in moment to moment thinking, that is obvious, but does that actually convert into stats or is it just his impulsiveness given form from a trait having a secondary benefit? Can she get better at that without a trait, or does she have to train it as a skill? As much as she's grateful to have Naruto there to advise her, it'd be nice to not totally suck when he's not there. There's always the possibility one of them gets promoted before the other, or she gets recruited into ANBU for her powers once Kakashi reports them. She sure hopes not, but it was always a risk when she revealed herself, she knew that.

"He said forward." Sasuke points out stiffly, showing the awkwardness on his face as both Naruto and her stare at him like he's an idiot. "Is it not forward?"

"The way forward is forward," Sakura explains patiently, slowly, deliberately, "but we want the loot."

"You want to purposely have a harder time with this because you might find spoils?" Sasuke asks, "that seems a little… crazy."

"It's not just that," she admits, rubbing her arm a little at the call out, "we don't have a lot of opportunities to get live combat training. The next clear of this dungeon will probably be more difficult, and I don't want to have to go through our oh so fun training arc again because we skipped out on combat right now."

"So… right or left?" Naruto asks, repeating her earlier conversation.

"Left." Sasuke says, after a moment, to ponder it as if it's a serious question with all the weight of the world on it. Without any further deliberation, Sakura shrugs and starts walking down the left path, smiling brightly when the two of them take their place behind her.

If she's the tank, Naruto's the rogue, and Sasuke's some kind of cross between a mage and a ranger. Rangers technically have magic in most settings, so maybe he's just a ranger? His clan techniques give him a lot of advantages with kunai and the like, so it's not an absurd concept.





After a rather long walk, the left side leads to a wooden door that's barely held together. It's as easy to open as it is to break, as Sakura finds out when she puts pressure on it to pull it open and hears the snaps. She's careful about it, trying not to alert whatever's on the other side, and she's relieved to see no one noticed when she has it open enough for them to peer through.

Armed men are walking around what appears to be a small campsite in the middle of a mining area. Veins are glittering and glinting in all directions, and she kicks herself internally for not thinking to invest in a pickaxe for her travel gear just in case. Despite being a mine, no one has any gear for it, and she can only think that's typical and unhelpful.

Instead of mining gear, they're in higher quality armor and have shiny swords and axes at their side that must have been polished and sharpened recently. "Gato outfitted them nicely, this must really be his cave dungeon leading to his tower." She mumbles, observing them a bit closer with a tilt of her head. They have red sight lines drawn on the floor, as well as circles around them to notify of their direct ability to sense someone entering their space. They're not very big, and no one seems to have great sight with the helmets they have on, but that doesn't stop her from noticing something interesting. "They're automated," Sakura says, "not people."

"Sakura…" Sasuke sighs.

"Not delusional, I'm serious this time, this is not a repeat of the demon twins." Sakura says, not liking the way her stomach churns at the thought. "They're moving in perfect patterns without any variation."

"Boy, I hope some action turns up soon." One of the bandits says.
"No kidding, I'm bored out of my mind, I can't wait to violate someone at the slightest provocation." Another says.
"Dude, have standards." A third says, before the entire group laughs.

"See? No one has a conversation like that." Sakura says. "It's a genre specific mocking of bandits, they're not real. We can kill them all we want."

"And if you're wrong?" Naruto asks.

"Then we kill some bandits and someone doesn't get violated at the slightest provocation." Sakura deadpans.

"Works for me." Sasuke is already making hand seals for one of his fireball jutsu before they finish talking.

"Wait, I have a stealth skill," Sakura interrupts him, placing a hand on his hands to stop his seals, "and I'm willing to bet Naruto does too."

Naruto nods.

"We can probably take two out before the fighting even starts. There's only six of them, so if you blow someone up the moment we're caught we're down to three only, whereas if you shoot now we have to fight five." Sakura holds his hand steady, seeing Sasuke contemplate it for a long moment, before he lowers his seals and takes a deep breath.

"I thought the whole point was combat experience." Sasuke says, while she can't fault him there, Naruto apparently can.

"Sneaking up on people is combat experience, it could save our lives at some point." Naruto says. "Besides, it's fun."

"Fine, go ahead." Sasuke leans against the wall with a click of his teeth, and they're through the door and trying to creep up on someone well before he can change his mind and get started with the fire apocalypse. Six men, four wandering around in a giant square around the room, two lazing about at the center camp laughing while having a quick drink. It's not complicated, and it doesn't have to be, they just need to get in and do it.

She has to put a bit of effort in to avoid overlapping sight lines and circles, but she uses that extra time she's navigating to pull a kunai and superheat it. While it's not as effective as if she had gotten an actual fire affinity, and she's still working on mastering the jutsu, it's still more than hot enough to steam if applied to water and she's pretty sure that's good enough to add some power. The moment she gets into the circle of her target, she sees it start to change color from red to yellow, then to green, implying that her stealth skill can allow her to circumvent it if she's careful and deliberate.

It's nice to see how mechanics work instead of having them explained to her in a wall of text, it makes her grin a bit, makes her feel a bit more like she's in a game and not in some dangerous situation. She sneaks up just a little closer, wraps her left arm around his neck from behind, pulls up and back to draw his head into the right position, and inserts her burning kunai where she's created an opening. The steam is first, the gurgle is second. His clunking to the ground is a bit loud, and it's only then that she realizes she should have coordinated that with Naruto.

Looking over to him, she finds his target is already on the ground, and he's got a hand on his forehead, as if questioning why she would let him drop. That was dumb, she now realizes that was really dumb. Dropping an enemy in a game has never caused a problem for her, and she really needs to get her head out of the game and into real life.

Of course the system would be different in real life, if games were completely realistic they wouldn't be fun. Naruto's adjusting better than her because his predispositions aren't nearly as strong, and that's something she needs to learn from him.

Sure enough, before she can make a move, she hears weapons leaving sheaths and sees the sight lines shoot towards her, just before Sasuke's voice cries out and flames bathe the area in hellish fashion.

"Time for a fight." She draws her own sword, and charges.
 
Through the Dungeon: Gato Tower
Bright and powerful, Sasuke's flames bathe the room and force the remaining three enemies into a corner. The screams of their fellow nameless mook echo in everyone's ears, but no one's taking a moment of pause. It's just another hint that they're not real, and another reason she doesn't have to worry about it. Naruto engages two while Sasuke immediately gives ranged support, which means it's her time to take some aggro away from the duo. She wastes no time darting in at top speed, unsheathing her sword with a thick grin. It feels good to hold, to give into it just a little, but she's not dumb.

Something is wrong with this sword, and there's no point to giving it blood here, so she refrains and asserts dominance over it for a moment. She can use it without giving it a reward, and it'll just have to deal with that. It's not like wasting blood this early in the dungeon would be a good idea, and she doesn't just get her health back if she wastes it willy nilly. She can't afford a six hour nap in the middle of the dungeon floor anymore than she can afford to let it have her.

Once in Konoha, she'll have it checked, or maybe she'll corner Kakashi and ask him what the fuck. Whatever the case, she's quick on the offense because they have to clear this five times and that's gonna suck if they rush, if they take forever with each one it'll become their new day job.

She's pleased to see that instead of instantly spamming shadow clones against the two trying to skewer him, Naruto's dodging and getting a few hits off every quick round. Shadow clones are expensive, and having it as a trump card instead of a first technique is so much more valuable. Talking caution into him was difficult, but games helped her do it.

For every slash they make towards him, he's got a kick in one's face and a kunai embedded in another's arm or leg. It's the third trying to sneak up on him that she intercepts, arriving like hell is on her heels. With an intense flicker of her chakra, her sword glows a little with lightning, while Sasuke's flames continue to burn corpses and fill the air with the putrid smell of death.

She can't charge it much yet, proto-affinity is nowhere near as strong as she'd like, but like hell she's missing a chance to grind it in combat. Just as she'd expected, when she gets close he slashes out at her like he doesn't even see the sparks flying off her evil blade. A part of her wonders if it's because this is a dungeon and he's not supposed to adapt, but the sound of his screams rapidly inform her that he at least recognizes the effects of potent lightning chakra flowing down his weapon and shooting into his flesh through his grip. His body clenches, holding it all the harder and allowing her to channel more of her chakra into him like a river of poison. "That's enough." She grunts, releasing him from his newfound agony prison by spin kicking his weapon away from him with enough force to shatter his hands in the process.

"Better put you out of your misery, huh." She follows up by slashing her sword horizontally using her momentum to rend flesh, armor, and bone alike.

She doesn't even look at him as he falls in two pieces, quickly observing the other boys and their battle.

She's happy to see they're already successful. Naruto eventually did decide on using a couple clones, who are currently poking and prodding their unconscious enemies. Unconscious, not dead, Naruto's such a softie. It makes her smile even as her opponent's blood bathes her from his still spewing body..

She's less happy to see their disturbed, judging stares. "What? I wanted to try it. He's not real damn-it!"

"Uh-huh." Sasuke grunts.

"He's not!"

"Let's just move on." Naruto gulps, looking away and heading towards the door.

"There's gotta be loot here though!" She points out. "Let's look for a chest or something."

"Nope, I'm out, this room smells like burning flesh," Naruto does as he says and leaves without regard for her loot desires.

"Dobe's right," is all Sasuke says before walking away from her himself, exiting out the worn down door quickly enough, abandoning her to do the scavenging herself. Jerky teammates… You try one technique. She's not even the one burning people to death! That was Sasuke!

"So unfair!"





As they skipped out, she got all the treasure to herself. Which means she left empty handed because there was no loot. The only guy who looked like he had anything valuable on him was the guy Sasuke hit with a fireball, and even she wasn't poking through charred, sizzly flesh for a trinket.

Going back to the center and taking the right path instead of the left leads to a similar situation as the left had. Instead of a mine room, they discover a treasury, but its contents - beyond armed guards - are, well, peculiar.
"Why would they guard a room of blow up toys?" Naruto questions, smacking an inflatable hammer against his arm. It makes loud boppy noises every time it lands, making her smile quite brightly. "This is like the most random thing I have ever seen."

"It's completely useless." Sasuke sighs, eying a pile of inflatable shuriken. "Why?"

"Not necessarily." Sakura says, lifting a golden sword - well a balloon but it's gold trimmed and looking sweet - and waving it around. "I bet Inari would love this."

"You get he's not actually related to you, right?" Sasuke asks. "Are you going to get attached to every child we do a mission near?"

"Yes." She answers without even the smallest bit of shame. She's got a balloon, she's got a dungeon, she's happy. All she needs to complete the set is an energy drink, some cocoa, a bag of chips and a keyboard. "Besides, it's not just him, there's tons of bored kids in Wave with nothing to do. Just because something's not treasure to you doesn't mean it's not treasure. We could probably raise the average morale of Wave an entire percentile with this, maybe several. Adults might enjoy this stuff too."

"Sakura… How do we even get the toys out of here?" Sasuke drawls, "and please remember we had to take people down to get here, people who might wake up if we take too long." It's true, everyone that was taken down here is just unconscious. She stayed back and let them do it this time, since they were too busy being the judgment squad and turning their gazes towards her to do a dungeon properly. She just really wanted to use her techniques more and apparently using techniques is 'brutal' and 'intense' and 'maybe a little excessive.' No one cared when Sasuke shot a fireball… She doesn't understand, and maybe she will in time, maybe it's a low charm thing. She's working on it, she wants to get to Genin charm before the chunin exams, just in case their crazy teacher wants to shove them into it.

She sincerely doubts it, but Kakashi is Kakashi, and that guy is nuts.

It's gonna be a sore spot for a while, she's sure of it, these boys are just too moral. They've never done a full night binge grinding adorable creatures for special loot or burnt something cute and listened to it scream for an achievement.

Gaming is hell, and they just aren't ready for it.

"What are the odds there's a real sword underneath it all?" Naruto asks. "Like a mask for if anyone took out the guards?"

"Are you really going to make me search through childrens' inflatable bonking weaponry?" Sasuke already knows they are before he says it, so their expectant gazes only make him rub his face. "Fine."




"Told ya." Sakura gloats, skipping along happily while examining her new bright and shiny hand crossbow. It's got metal plates all over it, and the bolts are gem tipped like some kind of special game bolts. They're beautiful, but she's far more concerned with what kind of crazy nonsense they're gonna do when they shatter. They remind her of the old Runescape bolts, and those did not play around.
"This is awesome." Naruto's more than happy to spin his new nunchucks. She's not exactly sure if those are a good idea for him to have, but she trusts him not to knock himself out with them at least. Besides, hers is far more impractical, and she's pretty sure the loot was altered by her new skill. The odds just don't make a lot of sense otherwise, crossbows aren't exactly common. Hand crossbows even less so, though she does have to wonder why it's not more common among genin. Crossbows can ignore personal strength, and they're more than enough for an agile and determined genin to take down a bandit or two. They wouldn't even be that expensive to have made, so D ranks would pay for it quickly enough even if you had to use your entire stipend on living expenses.

"I hate you both." Sasuke managed to find a pair of goggles that have the strongest glass she's ever seen. Sasuke called dibs immediately, citing that an Uchiha's eyes are more valuable than their legs. She somehow doubts that's actually true, but the conviction he said it with was more than enough for her. If she'd known Sasuke wanted goggles, she would have bought him goggles. Or, maybe learned to make them? They can't be that hard, and she has been wanting to get into crafting. Once she gets home, she's checking on the sword, getting a hug from her mom, and buying crafting supplies to see if she can get a skill.

Besides, folding to his desire for goggles let them go ahead and grab what they wanted. She even managed to bargain with him until he was willing to carry around all the inflatables for her cooperation in ensuring Naruto didn't argue too much. He used to wear goggles and was quite attached to them, so it wasn't surprising to see him kinda want invincible glass.

The inflatables, much to Sasuke's ire, are stored in sealing scrolls they found underneath it all. They found two, and after using them to steal all the inflatable toys, they were only mostly filled up. The children of Wave are going to be so excited, and she gets to rub it in Sasuke's face!

Who's a good big sister? Not her, because she's not related to any of them, but they'll be calling her big sister after she's done with this haul! It's gonna be amazing. Her eyes sparkle just thinking about all that innocent fun. She's already planning on coming back to Wave sometime to check in on Inari and bring real gaming equipment, now she'll be the girl who also gave him and his friends a hundred toys.

"It is pretty stupid," she agrees, humming a little to herself as they hit the intersection once again, "so who's activating the trap so we can finally move forward?"

"Me." Sasuke's already halfway through the hand signs before she can say another word.
Flame leaves his mouth, the air itself ignites, and Sakura has just enough time to use her Genin Agility to full sprint tackle Naruto to the ground. The air burns above them, flames spreading like a toxin and coating the room with enough heat she can feel her clothes charing a bit above her. Tsunami is gonna be so mad about her top.

"I'm okay." Sakura shouts, after she finally feels the heat above dissipate and let her be.

"I'm under Sakura!" Naruto decides to inform them.

"It's just fire," Sasuke says, "I've been protecting myself from fire with my chakra since I was ten."

He really is standing valiantly like nothing happened, even as the walls, the floor, and the two of them are covered in soot. "Bastard." Sakura and Naruto manage to speak at the same time.






Their steps take them down a long hallway, and then another, and then another. It's long, it's awkward, but none of them are any stranger to walking. Especially recently, Sakura feels like she's taken more steps since coming to Wave than in the entire rest of her life combined.

Click. Click. Click.
The sound catches her ears instantly, something slotting into something else, and then with little to no warning, soaring through the air. She can hear the force tearing through the path on its way towards them, and without thinking she draws her sword.

She doesn't have to look to her right to slash thrice, and send three now in half arrows cut right down the middle to the floor behind her. Her gaze is instead focused on the left side, where she can see a dead end and several more arrows flying towards her. With a flourish they're dealt with too, her hands moving her blade like one might a gentle conducting pointer through the air during a musical. Then before her ears even pick up on it, she's dealing with a volley from the right side again - then the left side - then the right - like an automation, a neverending current of projectiles is dealt with and wood litters the ground in such a way that every step of her footwork makes a crunch beneath her feet.

"Sakura-jeez-" It's Sasuke's voice that breaks her out of her sudden stupor, and his hand that grabs Tsunami's burnt shirt and drags her across the intersection and out of the way of the arrows.

"That was cool." Naruto praises her.

"And completely needless." Sasuke chuffs. "It was a narrow path, we just walked across."

"Sorry, I don't know what happened there," she looks back, where arrows are still flying through a hallway she hadn't even fully looked at.

The funny thing is she does know what happened there. She got trapped in a loop of instant successes from Genin Dexterity. Surely she would have gotten herself out eventually, once she realized, but what if that had been more dangerous?

Could an enemy abuse a mental loop like that to trap her in place while they set up something scarier? "I'm just glad I have teammates that'll look out for me," she decides to say, "thanks, Sasuke, Naruto."

"Mnn.." Sasuke looks away from her, but Naruto.
Naruto gives her a big thumbs up and a grin that could make the gods smile.

Did the game system pick her teammates as well? If it did, she'll have to thank whoever gave her this ability. She wouldn't trade them away for anything, and they were just bonus! Well, maybe she'd change a few small traits here and there, but not the people.





"This is it." Sakura says, staring at a giant door at the end of the tunnel. It's silver, and shiny, and about as imposing as any door can be. It's the simplicity that gets to her. Between the traps, the spiders, the mine and the random toy room, she expected something equally ludicrous here. If the dungeon isn't seeking to make a lot of sense or be consistent, why is it trying to lull them into a sense of normalcy here at the end?

This is what a dungeon room's door should look like. Wide enough for all three of them to slip in at once, weighty enough to require more than one of them to open it, tall enough for them to stand on each-others' heads and still not touch the top.

"The boss room?" Naruto asks.

"No, the pre-boss room, room." Sakura says. "This'll hold Gato's elite, and likely the key required to access Gato."

"That's stupid." Sasuke hasn't been taking to all this very well. She gives him an apologetic smile, and wishes him luck internally. It's not his fault he's using real world logic. Why would they hide the key right in front of the door, with a horde of enemies? That doesn't make a lot of sense, but here, this is her domain.

It makes sense to her, and that's all that matters. "Get ready." She says, grabbing a handle on the massive door. "This fight is going to be a lot harder than the other two, and there might even be a trap or two in there."

It's Naruto who takes the other door, while Sasuke starts intertwining ninja wire with the loops in some shuriken. He's got an idea, and she's sure it'll be great, so she doesn't question him. Well, she doesn't question him until he pulls out a kunai she recognizes. "No." She asserts.

"Huh?" Sasuke looks up from his work to gaze into her demanding eyes.

"Do not use the friendly fire kunai in a dungeon semi-final room." She taps her foot on the stone floor to show she's serious, like a mother scolding her child for trying to wash the dishes with grease.

"Sakura, that's dumb." He glares at her.

"Different, Kunai." She points, and much to her relief, he does in fact put it away and grab another one. She lets out a sigh to say as much, before bringing her attention back to the door, and finding she left it at some point to scold Sasuke. It's still open though, "Naruto…" It turns out even his shadow clones are as strong if not stronger than her, as a single one was all that was needed to do her part. "I get you're a one man army, but you need to conserve your chakra."

"I don't think I do, Sakura." Naruto rubs the back of his head, and unlike with Sasuke she relents. She has no evidence Naruto doesn't have infinite chakra. She's never seen him run out, in any circumstance, ever. It raises a lot of questions, and his trait name is odd too, but she needs to research in Konoha before she comes to any strange conclusions like a crazy person.

"Let's go."

The only mandatory dungeon room is expansive. It's a stone floor just like the rest of them, but while every other room and pathway in this dungeon was a stone floor because they didn't make a floor and the cave happened to have a stone bottom, this one has inlaid stones and many of them. The stones glimmer with an odd light second to second, telling her there's some kind of enchantment on them, and the walls do much the same. The ceiling is the same as the rest of the cave, but that doesn't surprise her, which surprises her.

Most of the dungeon so far has worked off game logic, that normal logic she could instantly logic out applies to this room is a terrifying prospect. It'd be very difficult to replace the ceiling, and might result in cave-ins, it'd be better to just leave it. Which is why it should be different, because games like spectacle and flexing on that kind of thing is exactly what they'd do.

She gulps at that, slapping herself a little so her red stinging cheeks can bring her back to reality. This isn't a game. It's real life with game mechanics, she needs to get her head on straight.

There's several tables littered throughout, a few beds in a corner, what appears to be a research station and gold threaded green carpet overtaking about half the room right in the center. At the end of the carpet, she can see an even bigger, more imposing door than the one they just opened. That's the boss door, surely, which raises a question as to where everyone is here.

There's pillars around the room, seemingly randomly, holding up the ceiling while obscuring vision. It's possible the enemies are behind the pillars, but she can't see anyone. "Naruto, can you check?" She looks at him, and he nods without a word. He already made a shadow clone, so that entity runs out to the center of the room. He steps on the carpet, and walks over it while she watches eagerly, awaiting whatever madness is about to happen.

When nothing does happen, the odd tension building up inside her like a tidal wave refuses to leave. "Am I wrong?" She can't help but ask. The eerie silence doesn't answer her, and with more than a little trepidation she starts her walk towards the center of the room to meet her teammate's physical illusion. She grabs Naruto's hand as she passes him, dragging him along, and looks back to Sasuke to ensure he's following. "Be careful, this is probably a trap." She commands, squeezing Naruto's palm a little before bringing her attention back to the room. Every corner, every glinting tile, the curves of the pillars, the door, it's all terrifying. Something should have happened by now, and games didn't prepare her for the tension that a lack of release might bring.

It's not till she steps into the very center of the room and meets with the clone that she hears a click, followed by the sliding sound, that she finally gets to turn a little of that apprehension into jittery energy. "Be prepared." She asserts, eyes still scanning every which corner.

"Sakura, can you let me go?" Naruto asks, using his free hand to point towards the door, "it's the door, it's opening."

"You'll react to a trap better than I will." Sakura defends herself, while inwardly hitting herself for trying to use him to calm her nerves. Of course it'd be weird for him, they're siblings now, he has two reasons to misconstrue her intentions instead of just one. "It could be really bad if I get caught up in another loop like earlier."

"You were fine, we just needed to go." Sasuke scoffs. "Let him go or he can't react at all if something happens."

It's with no small amount of reluctance that she opens her hand and lets Naruto jump a few feet away with a red face. He doesn't have a long time to be awkward though, because he was right.

The imposing door makes another click, a clack, and begins to open towards them. She steels her stance, waiting for something like a giant snake to slip through. There were spiders at the entrance, and they've seen none since, it's a bit odd and she's not about to let her guard down and be surprised by more random nonsense.

Balloon weapons, spiders, men stationed to guard almost nothing?
This isn't even following game logic, it's just absurd. It's the eccentricity of a madman with too much money, twisted by an illogical system into a dungeon that's more mocking than difficult.

Anything could come through that door, and she's ready for it. So when what comes through is a short, well kept man in a business suit, a cane, and a mustache that frankly hurts her… It points out in both directions, less a mustache and more a whisker, and not a whisker in the same way Naruto's facial whiskers are. His hair reminds her of a mad scientist, bushy and wild in all directions.

She's unsure, nervous, and frankly a bit annoyed.

He looks out at them, well, she thinks he does. He has small circular sunglasses over his eyes so she can't see what he's doing with his gaze. "You have invaded my lands, killed my men, and now you're breaking into my tower." The man scolds with a stern voice that makes the jittery energy inside Sakura explode.

"It's the boss, it's Gato!" She cheers, vibrating in place while one hand rubs her still stinging cheek from earlier, and the other lands on her evil sword.

"Silence girl, silence all of you. Or better yet, talk all you want, it'll be the last words you ever speak." The man raises his canned hand to point at them with it, "get them."

"Minion boss!" She realizes, drawing her sword just in time for armored goons to come running out from the dark room behind him. They'll have to make this quick, or be overrun.
 
Dungeon Boss Fight: Gato Tower
Jumping back with her readied sword, Sakura can't help but notice that there's only three goons charging at them to start. She decides not to use any special tricks on this one, there's a whole boss fight and she needs to save lightning blades and bloody swings for him. It's strange that the boss fight started in this room, it kind of put a hole in her sails to be wrong about the entire reason for where she stands, but it's probably a balancer for their first clear. She'll need to expect more on the second run through, and if this is Gato, she wonders who'll be here then.

She trusts in her team to handle the other two while she darts into action. Kakashi taught her to be quick and decisive with the blade, it's no use stalling if you can take out the enemy in one swoop. That doesn't mean she never trains defensive combat, the time will come where she's overwhelmed, but it hasn't been incredibly relevant yet and she's hopeful it won't start here. She summons a little water onto the edge of her blade, slashing it towards his sword knowingly. An opportunity to use her techniques like this doesn't come frequently. The live fire nature of this dungeon has helped her grow in leaps and bounds she's sure, and she's not about to waste the chance to get in a little extra training.

Just like she thought, he doesn't take the water into account at all, finding himself surprised when instead of hardening her strike or pulling some kind of crazy jutsu, it harmlessly splashes off of their clash and hits him in the face. It's not a long moment of surprise, but it's enough for her to pivot to the right, leave their clash, and behead the man. She barely has time to take a breath, before another is approaching her, and she definitely doesn't have the chakra to do that forever. "Oh that's not good."

A third is out before the second even gets to her. "Taking them on one by one isn't an option." She declares, holding her sword heavily with both hands and glaring at the boss. "We need Ah Oh Ee."

"Ah Oh what?" Sasuke asks.

"Crowd control." She explains, dodging a slash and downing another weakling, just for two to take his place. Sparks fly as she moves and cuts, like the elements are guiding her movements and the elements are very pissed off. "I need you to try and bunch them up and take them out at once while I go after the boss."

"Or we could just outlast them." Sasuke says, as she hears the thud of one of his opponents hitting the ground. "They're not strong."

"He could have an infinite amount." Sakura says. "If we were in the real world I'd agree with you, but here in a dungeon they really could be endless, we can't take our understanding of physics for granted and assume they apply where they demonstrably do not."

"I guess they are fake." Sasuke grumbles, spearing another man with a threaded ninja wire and a swung shuriken. He's swinging it around in circles, having it flow like a river of blade and slit throats as easily as she slashes. "I don't like this."
"Neither do I." Sakura doesn't wait for him to say he'll do it, she takes one passing glance to ensure Naruto's holding his own before she's darting past the next group and closing distance on the boss.

She doesn't look behind her, she trusts in her team to be able to handle the horde. Instead she focuses all the stops on him. Her blade wreaths itself in lightning, weak or not, it should be enough for a man who doesn't look like much of a fighter. He stands still and watches her, eerily, uncaringly, like she's insignificant and small. It's unsettling, but nowhere near as unsettling as when nothing happened at the start of this room. Her nerves have already been fought back, so she's not about to falter here. "Die!" She lunges at him, swinging her sword with all her might in an attempt to decapitate and electrify him.

Clang.

She finds herself stopped still mid jump, hands shaking, electricity waning. His cane stands between them, and she didn't even see it move.

Gato: Chunin level Elite, Bandit Lord


"Oh shit." It's all she can say before he steps in towards her, pushing her off balance, and swings his cane just right for her block to send her skidding backwards across the glowing stones. Her hands throb from the vibrations of blocking a strike meant for someone several times stronger than her, and she stands steady, relenting on her own limiters and sending her life force into the sword.

It glows at first, before it shimmers to life in acceptance of her offering. It tints a mere moment later, reflecting the evil nature of their bargain. She's never really tested how far she can take it, or just how much of a force multiplier every drop of blood actually is in a quantifiable manner, but it makes her stronger and that's all that matters in a fight like this.

The ground beneath her scrapes against her footwear as she slides her footing into a proper defensive stance. Taking him out fast isn't going to work, she has to be tactical, and trust in her team to handle matters until she's succeeded.

She started this mission not trusting in them to take care of themselves, and she got hurt for that assumption. She'll learn from her mistakes, she has to. No one will suffer because she stagnated, not her teammates, not Kakashi, not her parents, not even Haku. She will grow, and she will tower above her foes if it's the last thing she does.

"That won't work, little girl," Her foe laughs at her with a toothy grin that would fit well in a horror game about surreal experiences. "You think a man like me deals with mercenaries without having insurance for if they turn on me? A man doesn't live very long with that kind of attitude."

He's not attacking, just using the opportunity to send more men towards her team. It's odd, he's not even trying to send them to her, like he doesn't care. It's irritating, but mostly it's telling. She's not strong enough to do this alone, or at least he doesn't think she is.

"I don't have time to listen to your prattling." She exits her defensive stance, knowing it was a wasted movement if he's not going to move, and launches herself back at him. The force of her steps alone crack the ground below her, and she brings her sword around for an overhead swing. "Block this!" With a mighty crash, the bloodied blade sends an haunting amount of malice into the air. Her eyes glow a bright red, and her hands grow stiff like iron, stopping her attack from bending or breaking despite putting her all into it.

There's just one issue. Gato swings his cane up to block her, and then doesn't move. Wind blows around her, a shockwave heating up the air around them as if an explosion has gone off. He doesn't move. She jumps back, channeling her chakra to her feet to help her next charge, and with everything she has she tries again, launching herself back into the fray to bisect the man.

He swings his cane to meet her with a bored expression, flame erupts from the force of their clash, but he doesn't move. Again, and again, he meets her all and finds her wanting, pushing her back with simple blocks that make her bones feel weary and her muscles tear.

He continues to gesture with his free hand, absent mindedly calling her a fool with his actions alone, and summoning more and more minions. "This is bullshit." She grunts, jumping away and readying herself.

There's no way Gato is this strong, this is a dungeon gimmick meant to be handled with teamwork. He's not repelling her with power, that'd cause his hands to wave or his body to strain, he's repelling her conceptually. It's the same concept as her Genin Strength, he's above her and she cannot harm him alone.

He's a minion boss focused on teamwork, the gimmick is obvious to an elite like her, it's also difficult. "I need help!" She shouts, digging her heels into her pride and ripping away for salvation. She's never liked teammates, she's always tried to solo, even in missions in real life she's done her part and let the others do theirs.

Their plans have revolved around everyone doing what they do best, working together only in theme. "I can't do this alone!"

It hurts, it stings her eyes and she feels her heartbeat race, but she has no choice.
It's fail, or be a team, and she really hopes no one teases her about being a damsel in distress when this is over.

She barely has time to get over herself before she feels a familiar hand on her shoulder. "What do you need?"

This really isn't who she expected, strong hands and supportive grip aside, Naruto should have come to her aid not Sasuke. Sasuke's got the AOE, and- a simple look back explains it.

There's not just a few clones, there's not even dozens, there are hundreds of her brother there in the mix beating on bandits and knocking them to the floor. She's not looking at a bar brawl, she's looking at a one man war made trivial in a way she can only call impossible. "He's truly inspiring." She gasps, catching her breath while Gato ignores them. He sends more men, again and again, she gets the feeling he would happily do that forever if given the chance. Attacking isn't on his agenda, and she's okay with that. It gives her time to recover.
"More like impossible," Sasuke grunts, "you ready?"

"Yeah." She sprints into action once again, this time without adding blood to the sword. If it's conceptual, the amount of power she throws into it isn't important, and a quick look at her life shows she wasted half of it during that last attack. She can't afford to just waste life force like that, even if her HP is significantly higher than when she came to Wave.

Despite her pragmatism, a twinge inside her looks to Sasuke for just a second, tempted to signal the sacrificial technique they'd practiced despite his complaints. It worked on the demon twins, and it is teamwork, but guilt reminds her exactly why she shouldn't. Sasuke let her into his feelings at that dinner table, and she can't trample on that. Not in the same fight she begged for his help.

Besides, she shouldn't be jumping into his flames casually, that should be saved for real emergencies. Instead, she clashes blade against cane, and finds the result is exactly the same. All the additional power in the world didn't help her before, and it wouldn't now. She made the right decision, and finds herself quite proud of her deduction as she clashes against him over and over. It's fast paced, and astounding he can keep up, but that's the nature of a dungeon. Like an enemy that's invincible during certain phases, or attack patterns, it makes sense and she wishes she'd figured it out sooner.

Sasuke sends a kick from behind him, and she's surprised when it lands on the man and actually tips him forward a bit. That doesn't stop Gato from spinning around and smacking Sasuke out of the way, before parrying her strike at his back by sending his cane under his arm. Another spin has her flabbergasted, before with an additional strike against her she's sent back.

He's not being taken down, but he's stopped summoning, and that's enough to give Naruto time.
That's all they need to do now, buy him time and maybe take him out if they find the opportunity.
Sasuke dives back in, and finds himself hit in the stomach by a kick, while the man flimsily strikes her sword and sends her back several steps all over again. He's sloppier, slower, but they're taking damage and that's not fair. This is a businessman! They're ninjas, Sasuke's trained harder than anyone she's ever known and he doesn't even look like he walks to his destinations!

"Grrr, eat this!" She distances herself from him again, hilting her sword in its scabbard and pulling out a forgotten relic from ten minutes ago. Shiny crossbow gripped in one hand, she slots in a blazing ruby tipped bolt, takes aim, and waits just a moment for Sasuke to make his starting hand seals before she fires.

It's clear the man isn't sure what to do, so in his moment of confusion he does the best thing he can, he uses a swing to knock the bolt out of the air. A smirk finds its way onto her face as the ruby shatters, and in game-like fashion, a jutsu emerges. Not a weak one, not even a strong one, a medium size and proud of it explosion of fire that overtakes the man the instant it lands. "Call me goldilocks because that was just right!"

"That was bad!" She hears Naruto shout from behind her, and she has just enough time to puff up her cheeks indignantly, before she hears it.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke's shout feels like it should shake the room, and the lack of earthquake to accompany it tires her nerves. Instead of firming her footing, she watches as a giant fireball launches itself towards Gato. She's rarely gotten a chance to see the Uchiha rite of passage, he's never used it on her during training, and watching the devastation it brings on impact alone, she's grateful he cares about her enough to hold back.

For if the engulfing madness that captures the dungeon boss, charrs his flesh and makes her gem tip look like a match stick is to be understood, she would have died a lot earlier than meeting and being attacked by Zabuza.

"I guess we got him." Sakura sighs in relief, palming her knees and looking at her crossbow. That was simple, it just required teamwork and an uncharacteristic amount of violent intention from Sasuke. "See? Not even the one burning people to death." She blinks her eyes, wipes her face, and takes a deeper breath than she's taken in days. Even when training until oblivion, she didn't feel this exhausted. The tiredness that comes from victory engulfs her rapidly, adrenaline fading and a dopey smile overtaking her face. That is, until she looks up, just in time to see the smoke clear. "Well that's just not fair, or realistic." She grumbles pitifully.

Instead of the ash she expected, she sees a burly figure with ripped muscles. The business man is twice the size he used to be, and while his skin is bright red and suit is completely destroyed, that only shows off the raw power of his muscles. He looks like she imagines Maito Guy's student looks, underneath the spandex. The crazy man has caught her eye a few times in her training so far, and he's left about as much impact as this is about to.

The burly man poses dramatically, and despite her newly renewed fear, she can't help but notice it's not all bad. None of those poses are drawing in new minions, which means they seem to have passed the minion phase.

This idea is confirmed when she hears her teammate's feet hit the ground beside her. "Need help?" Naruto asks.

"Yeah, I get the feeling this is about to suck." She says.

Gato poses at them like an old man in an anime and places a hand on his bulging biceps. His grin splits his face from ear to ear, and she can't help but feel a little spiteful that her very first dungeon has this kind of crap. "Here I thought I was in an adventure but it turns out I'm in an overblown drama."

The man doesn't pay her anymore mind, in fact, he bolts away from them at top speed. It's enough to make her blink, "huh?" before she spots his fist about to embed itself in Sasuke's face. Her raven haired teammate is stricken squarely, throwing him back before Gato is back on the offensive and is forcing him from side to side like a chew toy in an enthusiastic dog's mouth. "Grr-" Sasuke barely manages to grunt in between attacks, being pushed back well beyond his limits in a very short timeframe. She can't use her crossbow for fear of hitting Sasuke, but at that speed of combat she's not sure she can get involved either.

She stills herself, takes a deep breath, and tries to send the lightning chakra she's been practicing through her limbs. Being faster is a requirement, even if it wears her out faster than she'd like. What's the point of being in tip top shape if Sasuke's hurt?

What's the point of even being a team if she's not willing to burden herself to help those she cares about? She sees Sasuke take another hit, harming her concentration but not shattering it. She just needs to focus, she just needs to give it her all.

She wills herself to be better, to pull off the jutsu to its fullest without spasming or hurting herself. She only has so much life to give, and this has to work for her to be able to contribute. She can't hastily waste even a drop of chakra or HP, and yet she still has to rush enough to get in the way and protect Sasuke before the worst happens.

She watches him with desperation, screaming inside her head to finish it so she can move her cute tush and knock that jerky shipping magnate into oblivion.

All her internal screaming does nothing at all to make watching Sasuke take a hit to the stomach any easier. She watches him ragdoll backwards, she watches him flip in mid air and slam into the stone ground below hard enough for it to shatter like glass. Glowing shards stick into his teammate from all angles. "Figured out what the glowing floor does." She hears Sasuke grunt like his life isn't in danger. He bleeds like any other, he loses HP like any other, just because they can't see his statistics doesn't mean she's not mentally calculating where he must be at after an attack like that.

Gato steps towards Sasuke, and Sakura sees nothing but red.


 
Dungeon Boss Fight End and Aftercare: Gato Tower
So it turns out, if I forget to post on Friday, no one will tell me. Guess no one was holding their breath... Or if they were they're dead. Enjoy the Monday chapter, and fuck Gato in particular.
The Patreon is on Chapter 22 now and the Wave arc is finished for all supporters. Next week they're getting two cute Omake, which'll be posted in the week after Chapter 22 for public people, to make up for the fact that there won't be a chapter since the break works across time and space - it's a whole ridiculous thing. Downtime is weird.

This is Chapter 17 and I'm happy to have you reading. The Patreon dropped to $43 this week, marking the first time it went down instead of up in a given week. Seems pretty clear I already got most of the people I'm gonna get so, that sucks but it is what it is. Turns out random Sakura centric LitRPG with cracky themes and serious themes mashed together isn't the corner market I was hoping for. My fault for hoping.

I love writing Sakura but it wears me out sometimes, I'm developing new methods to try and make things easier, and hopefully one day some super-rich guy will just start paying me to write it as my full time job. That'd be cool, for like two weeks before I realized that sucked. I'd still love to get back to writing for a living, best time of my life.

For Sasuke, this whole fight has been nonsense. People die when they are killed, things burn when they are burnt, and there is no such thing as an infinite swarm of henchmen willing to run directly into the grinding meat hooks of Naruto's clones.

But here he is, standing just a little bit away from the fight, staring at a muscled giant of a man that poofed into existence from thin air and a tiny old guy. Even as he flexes, Sasuke can tell there's hate in the man's eyes, and that hate is directed towards him.

He breathes heavily, unable to keep up with the pace of what's been going on around him. Sakura, for all her earlier fangirl habits and all nighters playing games, doesn't seem to have lost ground at all despite his harsh training. He spent night after night pushing himself throughout the entire academy until his sweat turned to blood and only enthusiastic nurses could stop him from training more. He was never willing to rest on his laurels as the last Uchiha, he had goals, and those goals would require more tears than he could shed in a life-time. There wasn't time to slack off, because he didn't have enough time even if he didn't slack off. Itachi is incredible, Itachi was the pride of his clan while he, Sasuke, was worthless to everyone in comparison.

The girl on his team has more stamina than he does despite what she thinks. She's stronger too, depending on the situation. The only leg up he has on her is that his ranged abilities and Shuriken play is leagues above her, so of course she managed to get a hold of some magical crossbow that can shoot fireballs. That's fair, nothing weird about that at all!

It's not a bad thing for her to grow strong, especially when she's agreed to help him fight Itachi, but when her gains come out of nowhere it's enough to make him a little jealous. The last two weeks not withstanding - poor girl - she's spent her whole life playing games and treating training like a fun side activity.

Yet here she is, standing there, looking like she's ready for round two despite being in the same fight he's been in, she's enviable. She's a genius, and that terrifies him as much as he wants it. It won't be like that for long though, he'll just have to try harder until they're on equal footing.
He won't be pushed back. A lesser person might call it unfair, he calls it motivation.

It seems like Gato agrees he needs harsher training, because instead of rushing for Sakura or Naruto, the older man with the muscles to rival a body builder jumps into action in a dead sprint for him. He lifts his kunai, ready to deflect the cane, and finds it's a fist launching right towards his face instead. He barely sees it, he's too slow and it's too fast. He's sent flipping back, only landing properly because of years of training. Tears reflexively build up in his eyes, and he wipes them away without a second thought because he doesn't have a second to lose focus.

His vision clears just in time to dodge another stroke, and even dodging it, it still grazes his cheek enough to send him back a step, and the follow up blow is just as fast.

One after another, each strike stinging his body from near misses he doesn't have time to react to. It's intense, like sparring with Sakura when she's angry or a dozen Naruto clones, but unlike with them losing isn't acceptable.

Losing is death.

He hears lightning, Sakura's coming to save him, they don't trust him to handle this on his own and he's not sure he can blame them.

His stomach takes a hit strong enough to send him up in the air, and another strike hits his face hard enough to send him rolling back across the stone flooring before he has time to feel pain. It shatters like glass underneath him, shards littering his now bloody body. "Figured out, what the glowing floor does." He manages to grunt, as if he's not quickly losing control of his limbs. Twitches run through his body, and Gato arrives before he can fully look up, with a kick that's, oddly slow.

He watches it rush towards his face at a snail's pace. An oxymoron of combat mocking him. He tries to chide the man, prove that he doesn't need pity, but all he gets out is the slowest single sound imaginable. His words aren't coming, and the sound of Sakura's electricity has slowed too. His body isn't moving very fast, but he knows what he's reacting to with plenty of warning, and just barely manages to roll out of the way.

Getting to his feet is another story, but he doesn't need to do that yet. Sakura's jumped onto Gato's back, wrapped her legs around his waist, and started stabbing. Her blade has thrummed to life even as she sparks potent lightning chakra, she stabs down into him again, and again, and again, harshly bleeding power into their foe like she has nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Gushes of life flow from the man, body mass cutting away without even the slightest dramatic flair. It's brutal, it's rabid, it's like what he's seen her do to a training dummy but a hundred times worse in every way. Her body twitches uncontrollably from misfired electricity, telling him she came before she had it fully prepped. Her sword glows with bloody hatred, and her eyes are so red he feels like he's staring into an old family member. There's an odd bit of nostalgia there, a consequence of losing so much blood he's sure, but what's important is that for all her brutality, for all the reckless inhuman malice she throws at the man, she's beautiful.

She's sacrificing what little she has left in her to give him time to get to his feet, and it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. She gets about eight massive stab and rips in before it happen. Like a light switch, he watches her eyes go dull, hears the electricity stop, and sees his teammate fall over.

The sword still in their foe, Gato doesn't hesitate to spin just enough for the back of his hand to strike Sakura's chin.

He's glad it's only a back hand, because in all his time with Sakura, he's never once seen her go flying like that. She probably did with Zabuza, but he sure as hell didn't see it, and Kakashi informed them just a little while later that she might have died.

It didn't make a lot of sense at the time, but now that her life is this nonsensical, maybe she really is immortal. He hopes so, because the crack that her neck makes upon hitting the floor face first fills his heart with fear. He watches every moment of it in slow motion, burns her dull, lifeless face into his memory, and feels his hatred erupt. Naruto's clones move to protect their downed teammate like they're not in danger, and that's the last thought Sasuke has before he's lifted himself up on one hand. His other hand is a little dangly, but that's fine. His kunai missing is a little more of a problem, but that's fine too. He reaches down to grab a shattered, sharp rock from his leg.

His eyes burn, and Gato looks back at him with a malicious grin.
That's okay though. "He's bleeding a lot." Sasuke announces to Naruto. "We just have to keep him still until he falls. Can you do it with clones?"

"You know it!" The world is bathed in orange.





"Damn-it," Sakura groans, "I got taken out again." She wriggles a little, before opening her eyes to find the oddly pleasant feeling on her forehead is Naruto's hand. "Kakashi's gonna scold me."

"I dunno, Sakura, Kakashi-sensei seems pretty happy when we act as a team." Naruto says. "He might let this one go."

"We just won't tell him." Sasuke scoffs. Her eyes dart towards him, apprehension growing in her chest despite knowing he's okay. She needs to be sure, and sure enough, the boy's standing just a little away with his hands in his pockets. He's trying to remain aloof, even now, but she can see how stressful that all was for him. He cleaned up the blood, he got a bandage for his cheek, but her eyes see something so much more indicative.
"Congrats." She mumbles.

"For what?" He asks.

"Your eyes look like mine when using my sword." She explains, smiling ever so gently. "You're finally a true Uchiha, Sasuke."

She can't read his expression, she never can, and no amount of mood chart is going to help her with that one. But, he's happy, she knows that much. He's not surprised though, just happy, he already knows. Doujutsu use a lot of Chakra, so he probably kept it on just for her. "I think it's more that your eyes look like mine, Sakura."

"Hehe, maybe," She snickers to herself, "now you get to cheat even harder than me, haah, between the three of us, you with the Sharingan, Naruto with infinite stamina, and me with all of this, we're gonna be a legendary team."

"Maybe." Sasuke says, as he lifts something into view for her. "His body melted, and this was all that was left. Any idea what it could go to?" A golden object, narrow and thin, with little ridges along one side. A key, just for them.

"Yeah. I think I have a pretty good idea."




Opening the way forward is a bit of a harrowing experience, if only because it lets loose the flood of it all into her brain. After that last room, they have so many questions and not a lot of answers. Was that actually Gato? Did her dungeon pull in someone from the real world and change them to act like a boss? Why was Gato even here, technically there are potential reasons but there's also plenty of reasons for him to not be here. What if he had decided to go on a trip after the dungeon was introduced but before she did it? There wasn't a time limit introduced on the dungeon, could she even fail or or make it disappear or was Gato always going to suddenly be here when she went through?

Thoughts like that swirl through her as they open the door forward, and find a small office. A nicely lit desk with a lamp, an organizer for tons of paperwork labeled by country and location, and a safe in the back with five holes. "Huh." It's Naruto that slots the key they got from Gato's corpse into one of the holes, and turns it. With a loud click, the key explodes, and the lock disappears, leaving four holes in the safe.

"That was magic," Sakura says, "that was just straight up magic, there's no denying it."

"Right, because this wasn't entirely magic up to this point." Sasuke snorts.

"Do you think I can pick it?" Naruto asks, and before Sakura can say anything he's pulling out a torque wrench and a classic lockpick, a little rusty but clearly well cared for. It's just old, not much you can do about that. "Let me just…"

"Naruto, I somehow doubt the magic safe has a-" Sakura begins, before the object inserted into the safe glows brightly. Naruto doesn't even have time to react before it explodes into a million tiny pieces. The hole is still there, ominously teasing them.

"That was expensive…" Naruto groans, looking mournfully upon the chest.
Sakura's hand lands on his shoulder, soothingly rubbing it and giving him a gentle squeeze.

"It's alright, Naruto, have another one." He was probably expecting a lot of things, but Sakura holding out a prim and shiny pick for him likely wasn't in that list. Watching him brighten up at the new tool gifted to him by one of his favorite people, that was absolutely in her list of expected outcomes. "I got it from some goblins."

"Right, hehe, goblins." Naruto laughs, reaching up to rub one of his eyes for some reason, and taking the pick. "I think I'll hold off on trying that again."

"We probably get a key from the boss every time. The quest did say to clear it five times." That does raise serious questions as to what's gonna be here next time though.

Will it be Gato again? That'd at least prove that it's not really him, as her power certainly isn't resurrecting people, or, at least it hasn't shown the capacity to do that for anyone but maybe her, yet. Even then, it used someone to save her as a convenient excuse, if she really did die and Haku didn't actually save her.

It's all very confusing, and she really doesn't want to think about it. It's crazy, it's odd, and the power is going to work how it's going to work whether she understands it or not. "Let's get out of here," Sasuke speaks up, and she finds she agrees with him completely.





The boys are practically skipping with excitement as they pass through a more normal route on the way home. The walk up to this point has been somewhat nervous and awkward, everyone expecting some dungeon trap or spawn to show up out of nowhere and reveal to them that it's not actually over and the dread is just beginning. The cosmic nature of what just happened doesn't seem to bother them, and maybe that's something she should mimic. She's too nervous these days, jittery to a fault she'd call it. Ino will surely notice if she doesn't manage to calm herself before she gets back home, and her mother will interrogate everything out of her the instant she arrives if she doesn't center herself. She needs a hug, and some gaming, the interrogation needs to wait a few days.

Dying changed things, but what really changed things was all the training. A few days or a week of pushing herself shouldn't have that huge an effect but for her, it made everything so much more real. She's never suffered before, not like that. She's never pushed herself through something so difficult it made her want to cry and never stop crying, and then when she couldn't push herself anymore, someone else picked up the slack and pushed her more. She's always known being a ninja was going to be difficult, but that really put things into a new perspective for her.

Seeing all that pain and perseverance - even if assisted - pay off in that dungeon run is so much more powerful than reading some numbers in a flat screen floating above her head or in front of her face. Her only regret is that she didn't know any earth jutsu that would have actually been useful. Even the ability to make an earth pickaxe would have been amazing.

"Oh." Her eyes catch something fairly new as they walk through their training grounds, well, not new in the chronological sense so much as the unexpected sense. Haku's been here before, it's not strange to see him here, but it's still a surprise. She figured the boy would be half-way outside the country by now, not standing around waiting for her with his beautiful black hair rustling in the wind.

"You two go ahead." She says to her boys, "Kakashi probably wants to know what just happened and I kinda like talking to Haku."

"You don't want us to stick by your side this time?" Sasuke asks.

"No, I really believe what I said, Haku won't hurt me." The uncertain look they share before taking off tells her many things. Things like, Naruto's probably sending shadowclones back to watch her, and Kakashi's hearing about this. Nothing she won't be self reporting in a few minutes. It feels nice to know her team is that worried about her, even if a part of her wonders if it's because she's a girl.

Probably not, she is engaging the enemy alone. It's difficult to avoid intrusive thoughts like that though, because sometimes it's true.

"You really did it." Haku's words catch her by surprise. Mostly, it's the excitement in his tone, that girly twinge to his voice that's just innocent enough to make him sound a little more pretty than her. Her own girliness, or lack of, isn't something she likes to do a lot of thinking about. She tries, a little, but it's never been a priority of hers and now she's not sure who to ask for advice. Maybe Haku can help, but, probably not. He's the type to be naturally cute and pretty. He's probably never played a game in his life, which is just another charm to that streaming idea! They can make a whole series about him learning basic concepts and then explaining his process!

"I did." She agrees, standing just a few feet away from him and looking out at the sea she's spent so long walking on. "Gato should be dead, assuming that I didn't kill a clone."

"He's dead," Haku confirms, "he was found collapsed in his quarters without a wound, no one's sure what happened, except you."

"Oh, I don't like that, I don't like that at all." Sakura grimaces, as a flood of questions comes running through her all over again. That says so much, but also so little. So he really died when they killed that demented version of him, that's an answer, but does that mean anyone could theoretically just die like that? Is that why people die for 'no reason at all' sometimes? She's read about that, that's a real thing. Were they butchered in a dungeon by some girl who didn't know what she was doing?

Probably not, as far as she can tell she's the only one with this power, but…

"Regardless, he is dead," Haku says, "and I am in your care."

"You're in my, I'm sorry, what?" Sakura asks, staring directly into the boy's tilted face, and those crooked, heavily amused eyes. "Could you roll that back for me?"

"A scourge of the planet has been removed from it, do not overthink it." Haku says as softly as the wind.

"N-no, I got that, um, the part after that."

"Care?" Haku asks.

"Including that but before." Sakura winces.

"Your care?" Haku teases.

"That's part of it." She gulps.

"In your care?" His eyes are filled with so much mirth, she wasn't even aware the boy had it in him.

"Most of it."

"I am in your care." He seems so pleased with himself as he says it, like a preening bird. He takes a step in towards her to send her off her balance, and this time it works.

"That, that part, yeah… Could you uh, explain that?" She asks, twitching at this point.

"My master decided he didn't need me anymore," Haku explains, "he said he was sure Gato's death was my doing, and he had no use for a broken tool."

It's those words which have Sakura moving on her own. It's not a step, or even two, it's her arms wide and wrapping around him before she even realizes what she's doing. She holds him tight to her, squeezing him, and barely takes notice of the heated red tint that overtakes his cheeks and covers his nose. It spreads down his face, takes over his neck, and highlights his ears. He's not used to touch, and in a way neither is she.

"A person can't be a broken tool," She mumbles in his ear, chin resting on his shoulder, "you have to be something to be a broken version of it."

"I-" His hand lands on her back, as he hesitantly accepts his new position and gives back what he can manage one second and one shaky breath at a time.

"It just sounds to me like you grew up, and he needed a child." She whispers softly. The decision is made before she's even let him go.

"Go get your things while I talk to Kakashi," Sakura says, scowling a little but trying to hide it by looking away from the soon to be streamer - if she has her way - she's practically kidnapped from his master. It's dumb that it went this way, even she can admit it. The whole thing feels too clean. Go into a magic dungeon, free a village from an evil dictator via magically enforced murder, skip the bigger boss fight and get the secret character all in one?

No game does stuff like that, well, no good game. Something's on the horizon, she can tell, this isn't over and she has her doubts things will just work out all wrapped in a convenient bow. If this Zabuza guy knows, then he probably knew all along, which means he's had a lot of time to think things over. She'll have to tell Kakashi of her suspicions, but chances are he already knows too. The man told them to look underneath the underneath once, and while that was a really stupid line as underneath is an adjective not a noun, it fits this situation perfectly.

Haku takes her order seriously, disappearing like a sad puppy to go get his things. She can't help but say her thoughts out loud the moment his back is all she can see in the distance. "I hope Zabuza at least waits until we're outside Wave to do whatever he's planning." Enough people have gotten hurt here because of Gato and his mess, waiting until bystanders are no longer a worry is better for everyone. She finds herself staring off into the gorgeous sky, happy to see it once again after that short but intense dungeon.

This time she'll actually get down when Kakashi says to.
 
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Clear 2-4 and a real nice soft Chapter with the soft boy and stuff
This is the first chapter where there's a definitive "hole" which I only noticed far after editing. I don't think it really hurts the chapter as much as the fix would, so I've decided to leave it.

I wonder if anyone'll spot it... Cue a horde of people pointing out ridiculous plot holes I've missed and making me feel bad about myself XD First person to spot the correct problem I'm thinking of will get the Mebuki Omake, the one that posted on Patreon this Monday, if they want it, sent to their DMs.

That's, what... Uh... 6K, $5, Mebuki's like 1.3 I think...
Like an 80-cent giveaway. Yeah, sure. (If you do it here don't go post the answer on Spacebattles let them win too.)
The Ino Omake posts on Patreon this Sunday.


"So, let me get this straight." Kakashi starts, staring the two of them down like a true military officer might after an especially ridiculous report. "You were approached by the enemy after eliminating the target, and have decided to adopt the enemy."

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei," Sakura nods happily, seeing nothing wrong with this even while being scolded, "one bishie obtained."

"And you're just okay with this." Kakashi's lone eye travels over her new business partner's face. "This is not a ploy, act, or otherwise an attempt to infiltrate Konoha."

"Konoha has a front door." Haku reminds softly. "If I wanted to infiltrate Konoha, I would walk in."

The staring match between them is rather intense, but Sakura's too busy looking over the new contract they just wrote up to care that much. Her ability did get involved, helpfully giving her information on what each clause of the contract would do just before they signed it, and how to not get screwed over. It was pretty nice, if not incredibly blunt. The last hour of her life was spent sitting down with Haku and a pen, writing out contract after contract and scribbling them out over and over again as her system told her in no uncertain terms that this was a slave contract or that would do absolutely nothing.

Then there was the friendly reminder that Haku has a status called 'oath breaker' for leaving Zabuza's side, and any contract entered into is about as useful as a pile of hundred-year-old textbooks. It told her this every single time Haku got ready to sign one of the drafts and wasn't exactly useful for morale.

She's just glad it was a helpful series of prompts and not an entirely new system. That would have been a bit much for her so recently frazzled brain. She's also happy the system doesn't enable her to enforce a contract magically or anything, as that would be terrifying in a way she's just not ready to deal with. Murdering people through the veil is already enough for her head to spin and she's not recovering from that realization anytime soon. Haku may think it's a good thing, but the implications are severe. It means anytime she goes into a dungeon she might be murdering someone, and one of her friends could drop dead at any time from any other people with this power around. She's yet to find evidence others exist, but if she does, she might have to kill them on the spot to stop random leaf deaths if they happen to be from an opposing village.

"Fine, but as you are not an official member of team seven, you are not authorized to guard the bridge builder," Kakashi says with a sternness Sakura isn't used to from him, "you will remain at the home guarding his family, or with Sakura at all times."

"Understood." Haku raises a hand and salutes him.

"Are we supposed to be doing that?" Sakura asks, "I don't think I've ever saluted you. I'm going to start saluting you."

"Please do not." Kakashi's forehead ticks.

"It sounds fun."

"Do not."

"I think I'd enjoy that." Sakura beams.

"... I hope you don't think my word is law on this matter," Kakashi says, ignoring her and looking back to Haku, "the Hokage will decide what to do with you once we get to Konoha. He may even decide to turn you in for your bounty and give it to Sakura."

"I have thought of that possibility," Haku admits, standing tall, "I do not think that will be the case, Konoha is well known for being compassionate, and I am technically not a missing-nin."

"Oh?"

"To be a missing-nin you have to be a ninja in the first place," Haku explains, "I was taken in by Zabuza-sama well before I would have done that."

"That may well work in your favor," Kakashi says, "now go, having you here is a liability to our mission. Do not approach the bridge again, or I will consider you hostile."

"Understood." Haku salutes him again, and while he seems fine with that, Sakura notes he looks quite annoyed when she also does it. Oh well, they're leaving anyway, he'll forget by the next time he sees them. It makes her feel giddy!

What's he gonna do, train her harder? She's not worried.



For Haku, sitting around in this dinky old home isn't a bother. Today the boy has donned a purple skirt and gentle blouse, and is walking around barefoot enjoying the feeling of nicely laid hardwood beneath his toes. The people here are nice, that Tsunami woman made him a warm dinner and that Inari kid showed him all his progress in some game about some green guy with a sword. He hasn't spent any time with the bridge builder, Kakashi going out of his way to ensure they're nowhere near each other, but that's okay.

Their mission is to protect him from Haku and Zabuza. It makes sense Haku isn't allowed to help guard, even if he kind of wants to. It would allow all three team members to train while he accompanies Kakashi, and being of use to them would make him very happy.

"Haaah…" A cup of tea is nice, especially when it's made by someone else. The kind woman doesn't seem to hold any ill will towards him, even though he was originally here to kill her father. He wonders if they told her, or if she's just that forgiving. Maybe this whole area is forgiving. The heated liquid is like a warm welcome from the populace, and he can't help but feel guilty about their goal here all over again. So many people were hurt by Gato, and if he was going to get disowned anyway, would it have been better for him to kill the shipping magnate quite a bit earlier?

How much pain did his pointless compliance cause to the very woman in front of him, or those without homes to rest in?

Haku clears his head with another sip. Tazuna's safe, and Gato is dead, that's all that matters.
"It's too bad you're smaller than me." The woman speaks up, causing his trained and honed gaze to flicker to her. "I have a few dresses I think you'd look very pretty in."

"Ah." Haku nods slowly, softly, and everlastingly gently. "Thank you for your consideration. Am I to assume you gave the same offer to Sakura? All of her clothes were destroyed in a battle shortly before she came here."

"Nope, she just stole mine." The woman says. "Didn't even ask, she's ruined several sets of my clothes too, I hope she's willing to reimburse me before she leaves."

"You should mention it," Haku says, "she's a little odd, but she's a good person. She might not realize she should if you don't say anything, but she'll be happy to pay you back if you do."

"..." The woman cuts something over there, contemplating the world it should seem.

"I thought you already made dinner." Haku points out.

"I make a second dinner for their team and my father when he gets home," Tsunami explains, "they'd forget to eat if I didn't. Especially that Sakura girl. The others'll sneak something late at night but she'll go to bed hungry if I don't shove food in her face."

"You think she's habitually neglecting herself?" Haku asks, taking a sip of his drink with a soft smile. It is very good, or at least good for a humble household like this.

"I think she has a caring family at home and hasn't thought of things like food, hygiene, and rest as important yet," Tsunami says, "it's not that concerning, a lot of teenagers are like that. It's only an issue because she's a ninja, and her team isn't going to act like her parents."

"Huh." Haku stares into his cup, contemplating that. "I wonder if her village will let me come along with her on future missions, as her guardian."

"You'd like that kind of thing?" Tsunami asks, turning to give the boy a raised brow.

"I would go as far as to say that kind of work is my place in life." Haku says, pensively wondering how Zabuza will fare without him to wake him up on time every day, make sure he eats, and care for his wounds.



"Sakura," Haku greets his new contractual guardian the moment she arrives at home. The girl has wet hair littered with mud spots, one of her shoes is missing, and - "you smell."

"Ah, um, well, yeah." Sakura reaches back to scratch her head reminiscent of her teammate, they're made for each other, and Haku can't help but hold back an exasperated sigh. "Training is rough, I can't be perfect all the time."

"Will you be heading right for bed?" Haku asks.

"Well yeah, I -woah, what are you doing?" Sakura asks as her arm is grabbed, and she's dragged across the house with quick efficiency. Haku's done this before, and it shows, not a wasted step needed because he knows exactly where he's going. "Hey, that's-" Sakura groans as she's led into a bathroom. The bath is already drawn, and the steam hits her face in a way that makes her skin tingle nicely. "Haku?"

"Get in." Haku is already starting on her clothes, working on -

"Hey, I can undress myself!" Sakura eeps, jumping to the side with a face so red it feels like the boy poured magma on her.

"Are you sure?" It's the lack of malice or ulterior motives in Haku's eyes that does it for Sakura.

"Yes, go away!" Pushing him out the door is all she can do before the simmering red face takes over and she slides down the door to the floor, her back against the wood and her hands palming her cheeks. "What have I gotten myself into?" She groans. "That was so weird!"



"Why is Gato undead?" It's pretty disturbing, watching the man that was so scary before, point at them with a rotted bony finger and summon a horde of shambling undead. "Sasuke you think you can um…"

"On it." He shoots a fireball at the horde. Their burning corpses fill the air with a putrid smell, but they're pretty easy to clear out, nothing like the last time, and the key zombie Gato drops fits into the safe just fine.


Zombie-Zombie-Gato

"He's a Zombie Zombie now?" Sakura sighs, staring at the horror show without a head that wobbles around in the boss chamber.

"Well we have killed him twice." Naruto points out. "That'd make him double undead, right?"

"I don't like that that's a thing," Sakura grumbles, "like, really? Do you think he's stronger now?"

"I bet he's fire-resistant," Sasuke says. "Let's try it."
He was not.



Zombie-Zombie-Zombie-Gato

"Dude…" Naruto grunts. "Why is he red?"
"He doesn't even really have a body." Sakura points out. "Bone armor too, that's crazy."
The creature in front of them is red and almost spectral. Bone spikes stick out of him in every direction, armor plating covering every part of his body in a way that sends waves of dread down their spines. The previous two Gato have been a joke. Summoning a horde of undead may be a terrifying concept in a game, but when they all have ranged weapons and jutsu, it's kind of pathetic.

This one changes that. "Should we leave?" Naruto asks.

"We can't leave." Sasuke points out.

"What if I made a hundred clones and cleared the rocks?" Naruto asks and finds the silent, unknowing group doesn't answer him.

"He can't be that much harder," Sakura points out, "he's still dead. He's just a zombie zombie zombie now."

"You say that but he looks intense." Sasuke says.

"Well, we'll never know unless we try." With a wreath of lightning chakra around her sword, Sakura rushes in.



"That was stupid." Standing over the corpse of their bubbling, melting foe getting eaten by the ground in much the same way as someone from Resident Evil 5, she can't help but feel cheated.

It was intense, it was scary, she would even go as far as to call it very difficult, but there is no sense of accomplishment. They killed him again, and next time he'll be here as a zombie-zombie-zombie-zombie, and as terrifying as that is, it feels dull. "We got another key." Naruto points out, holding their fourth prize.

"That was a lot more difficult than the other two zombie Gato." Sasuke groans, kicking the red bubbling corpse.

"Well, he actually fought back, and his zombies were fast and strong this time." Sakura says with a lengthy sigh. "Next time will probably be as hard if not harder than the first boss fight since it'll be the final challenge."

"What do you think is in that safe?" Naruto asks.

"Something stupid," Sakura says, "it's supposed to recover Wave so it's probably not just money… Let's not be hasty. We should train before we come back here for the fifth fight."

"We've been training." Sasuke grunts.

"Yeah but like, for a while," Sakura explains, "we've been doing a run every day, and the bridge isn't finished yet so we're rushing through it with afternoon energy because someone has to watch the bridge during the day. We can hold off."

"Why not just bring Haku?" Sasuke asks. It's not the first time he's brought it up, but it is the first time she hasn't shrugged him off. She contemplates it, visibly bothered and willing up the words she needs to say.

"I don't want to." Is what she ends up with.

"You don't… want to." Sasuke stares quite dumbfounded.

"This is our team," Sakura explains, "I don't want to call in outside help and cheat our way to victory. Completing this dungeon was our first big accomplishment as a team, why taint it when I don't have to?"

"This isn't about us, it's about Wave." Sasuke reminds.

"And I'll ask Haku if we don't feel confident before we leave." Sakura relents. "But Wave is already recovering, kinda, now that lower-cost shipping is allowed. No one's starving to death, it's not urgent."

"Ahhh-" Naruto lifts a finger.

"No one who wouldn't starve to death anyway." Sakura rolls her eyes. "I'm not going to fix the homeless problem by opening that safe. Every civilization turns its backs on some people, it sucks but nothing in our power is going to change that. Not, just by fighting one battle…" Her expression falls a bit as she talks as if she doesn't want to believe her own words. "And if we're that worried about it, Naruto can distribute some soup or something with clones."

"That's not a bad idea." Naruto says. It does little to help the pit in her stomach, but her convictions are solid. Haku is Wave's enemy, and making him fight their battle for them will only tempt the boy to run off with whatever the prize is when they have access to it. And what right would she have to say Haku doesn't have a right to the prize if they only defeat the final fight because they were there?
It's not just about team seven, it's about Wave.
She just hopes she's doing what's best for everyone, and not speaking hollow words that never quite settled inside.



Proto-Wind Affinity Level 1 Obtained

It's enough to make her cry. Two days of sitting around doing nothing but training wind, and she has it. She finally has it. She can finally be a movie ninja intern! She can still only create a gust of wind from her hands, and even then her control over it's only enough to ruffle her hair or shake her clothes, and it's kind of expensive so she's unlikely to find it worth overcharging it with chakra to try and pull off some sudden but costly gambit.

But she officially has all five affinities, three of which only in the barest sense but still! Rushing to meet Kakashi on the bridge and show off isn't even the first thought she has, because that would imply thinking. One moment she's practicing water walking while trying to create a gust, the next moment she's on the bridge seeking out her mentor and ignoring a catcall. It's a little awkward for a grown man to do stuff like that, but it's not her fault their mothers never taught them better, and she's not about to play that part and teach them either. New hires are all over the place, meaning with Gato gone more are willing to help with the bridge, which should speed all this up. She just moves on and finds her damned sensei among the honorable men, perverts, and jerks, if only she was completely sure which he is.

Finding him reading porn instead of watching Tazuna doesn't fill her with confidence either way.
"Kakashi!" She jumps in place when he notices her, lifting a palm and sending up a miniature gale that blows her hair out of her face and sends some dirt off her bangs to the bridge below. "Look!"

"You did it." He says, eying the bridge more than her for a second before his eye focuses on her palm. "In less than a month you've accomplished something almost no one else has ever done."

"Well, it's only proto-affinity." Sakura points out, her free hand scratching her cheek. "It's not like I've mastered anything."

"I doubt all the jealous Jonin are going to care very much about the difference between a proto-affinity and a real affinity." He says. "Technically to be a jonin of the leaf you have to be able to perform at least one elemental jutsu of every type, showing an understanding of each chakra manifestation, even if only at its most preliminary level. But Jonin is a title for those in their twenties and thirties, and very few of them would claim to have even the most basic affinity in even four of them, let alone all five."

"But they can do it." She points out.

"With five to six times the chakra and ten to fifteen years of practice, yes." Kakashi appears to be trying to get something across to her that's just not clicking with her.

As is life. "So you'll show me how to make my own jutsu now?" She asks.

"Tonight, after Tazuna has gone to bed." Kakashi nods to her, "get some rest, you'll need all the chakra you can get." Get at least six hours, is the clear message there.
 
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Making Jutsu Past Midnight-thirty, traumatizing Tazuna's family, and it's Now or Never.
Chapter 19 is here and I'm happy to present it. There's only a few chapters left before Arc 3, "Coming Home" and with it a schedule change to how I post. It'll go Chapter 22, week off, The Two Omakes, and then every Monday and Friday you'll all receive a smaller but still loved chapter.

Patreon has already started the Arc, gets Chapter 24 today, and will see 25 on Sunday. They'll get one chapter ahead every single week, due to Sundays.

Last week I held a little contest to spot a hole, which in hindsight was a little odd. My intention was to help justify not fixing something I actually liked broken, by making it a community activity. It turns out sometimes what's really, really obvious to the writer, is invisible to the reader.

At the end of Chapter 17 Sakura tells Haku to go pack their things while she goes to talk to Kakashi.
At the start of Chapter 18, Haku and Sakura are on the bridge talking to Kakashi. I realized after CH 17 was posted but before CH 18 was, that I actually really like the interaction the trio have, and I think the story is better for it even with the mess up. I would say "I'll go fix it now by changing 17" but uh, it's invisible, so, why bother?

I hope you all enjoy CH 19.

Sakura meets her sensei fresh and lively at the crack of midnight thirty or something. She's not sure what time it is, just that it's really dark, everyone else is asleep, and she's got her training shoes on. Not to be mistaken for her normal shoes. They are technically the same thing, but it's a mentality, one decided when putting them on. One must always decide beforehand whether they are in their asskicking outfit, or in their go for a walk outfit. The clothes are about as important in that choice as the difference between an eight Kay television and a four Kay television, it's a mentality and unless you're truly in the top percentage of professional players it'll stay that way.

Does she believe Serral could benefit from a better visual setup than is normally humanly possible to benefit from? Yeah, totally. By the time you can spot an observer passing by your overlord by the shimmer it makes in the air during the eighth of a second you happened to scroll over it, human limits aren't in the equation anymore.
Could she?

Tangent aside, the point is she's here and she's ready for whatever absurdity Kakashi plans to throw at her. She won't falter, she hasn't before and she won't now. Somehow she's earned the respect of their teacher, and she's not immune to the fluffy feelings that creates in her gut. She won't lose hold of that, she'll work harder to keep it than she's ever worked before.

"Sensei." She greets, walking around the final tree line to get to their designated training ground. The boys aren't here this time, they're nestled in bed now that the urgent training is over and they can take things at a reasonable pace. No one wants to work themselves like that forever, it's mind breaking and not in that good way people on the internet talk about but refuse to elaborate on. She might be a little worried that Kakashi plans to punish her for her earlier shenanigans on the bridge. Later thought let her realize that was a little dumb, as he's taught her several times that he will hurt her for antagonizing a bigger beast.

Kakashi stands at the center of their race track, looking oddly thoughtful for once. The man is normally so confident in everything he does, this is one of the first times she's seen him question himself. She wouldn't call it pensive, that'd imply he's not sure he's about to teach her, but he is certainly going through the motions to figure out how best to implant the knowledge he must in such a way that she doesn't explode from it. Or, maybe he's trying to figure out the way to talk the absolute least while simultaneously giving the most poignant explanation. "You can have confidence in me." She asserts before he even says anything. "I won't do anything hasty."

"You say that, but you immediately went back into that dungeon the day after you all completed it." Kakashi says. "I didn't miss how you and Sasuke couldn't meet each other's eyes anymore, something scary happened in there. That's before I consider that he unlocked his Sharingan, which is an entire bag of worms on its own."

"Eheh, well, he got cornered when I wasn't ready." Sakura excuses, sheepishly able to look anywhere but at Kakashi. "And Naruto was busy I think, so… actually what was Naruto doing?" He'd already taken out the stragglers, right? Why weren't there a dozen Naruto's backing Sasuke up, why did it come down to her? She can't really remember, not with the head injury she took during the fight. It was all so fast even excluding the tiny gaps she has, and Naruto already had such an important job she wasn't thinking of him at all. It's hard to reflect.

"Naruto has gotten a lot better at knowing his limits, unlike the two of you." Kakashi says. "He was more than likely looking for an opening."

"Yeah…" He definitely wasn't letting Sasuke die or anything, that'd be absurd. They're a team, she needs to get that kind of thought permanently bleached from her head. She shakes it off, smiling to herself at the memory of how concerned they both looked when she woke up. "Jutsu, Sensei?"

"Jutsu." He agrees. "It's time to teach you how to make your own techniques. We call it a secret but it's not particularly hard to do." He lifts one hand out of his pocket, and begins slow, methodical hand signs. Funny shapes aside, they have meaning to her that she instinctively remembers from childhood. Ox, Boar, etc. "Do you remember why we make hand signs?"

"Because manually controlling your chakra takes an incredible amount of focus." Sakura recites, "and jutsu need to be formed very quickly, doing it too slowly will cancel out the effect and reset the formation. Hand signs are used as a way to form chakra in one moment, it's not that the hand signs themselves are important, technically anything could do it, it's that we are taught to mold our chakra in the way the hand sign indicates from a very young age so that later on making the hand signs and the chakra molding pattern to match is so instinctive that we can learn jutsu through that instead of a mechanical precision process for every part. It cuts training down from years to months, in some cases weeks or days." She looks proud of herself, she's sure, but she's prouder that Kakashi's stare only makes her flush a little bit. He probably didn't expect her to go off in such a long winded way.

Technically it's more than jutsu are written using the hand signs, so even if a more efficient method was developed, it would need to be painstakingly transferred over and would likely cause a skill gap between generations that'd only grow the more efficient or hard to learn the new method is. Skill gaps aren't great for the predictable nature of soldiers a nation needs to continue to confidently make the moves it needs to in its day to day.

"Correct," he says after a long second, "but if they're just shortcuts, does that mean someone could learn to cut out hand signs, or remove them entirely?"

"I've heard it's possible, and I bet Tsunade of the Sannin could do it with any random jutsu with practice." She says, "but the amount of control that would require for even basic jutsu you're not familiar with, I can't imagine it."

"That's funnier coming from you than I expected it to be." Kakashi teases. "Hmm, do you think you could do it with a jutsu you were familiar with?"

"Given enough time." She says. "None of the techniques I've been learning recently require hand signs, just molding the chakra and commanding it to do something in a way I want."

"So you already know how to make a new jutsu." He says.

And waits-
And waits-
And waits-

"Wait…" Her brow furrows, as she thinks about it, running through her new skills she's gained recently. It's true, in none of the techniques has she used a hand sign, or any sort of formal instruction, each one was purely focused on learning how to mold and control the different types of chakra manually.

"I will leave you to that." He says, walking away faster than she expects, like he's worried the whole area is going to explode or something. "Good luck, have fun!"

"But, Kakashi! I don't know where to start!"
It's just like him to give her the first step of a task and then disappear, it's kind of how he teaches.

It's not really teaching at all, if she was the one who got to define it. Unfortunately, she's not, and she's sure the Hokage is fine with this method as long as they get stronger and stay unhurt.
She bets her parents' Chunin mentors were more helpful.

"How did I not figure that out on my own!" She shouts at herself, tearing at her hair in frustration the moment he's out of sight.




The bridge's completion catches Sakura by about as much surprise as it does anyone. Even Tazuna looks incredibly unsure of himself as they lay in the last piece of the structure, looking around as if ready for something to attack and show them all that the effort was futile all along. Nothing happens, not even after several minutes of waiting. The eerie silence stretches on for quite some time, only broken by the ambient sound of lavender town. She probably could have chosen a better place to play around in, but it's Inari's save and he's the one who's save is here, it's not her fault! She chose not to move forward in his game, just grind a little, lest she ruin his first experience. It's not like kids like grinding, so he doesn't complain or even seem to notice the extra odd level on his side Pokemon. He's not leveling them up evenly, as is customary for someone's first playthrough, so she's just making sure they don't fall too far behind and become a burden.

The least she needs is him getting stuck and getting discouraged. Especially with all the new toys she brought him and his friends from the dungeon. He's so active now, playing outside and running around and bonking his friends when he's not hanging out with her and playing the game. It's enough to etch a permanent smile on her face, at least when she's watching him.

She'll be sure to harass her parents about why they never gave her a little brother to spoil, after she's done introducing them to Haku and getting lots of hugs for her and Naruto that is.

When nothing happens for longer than anyone can handle, Tazuna finally raises his hand. "I now declare our bridge, finished!" The roars of excitement deafen her, but she doesn't shy away from the celebration. Even if it is a little much for a hyper focused person with enhanced ninja senses like her, she's pretty sure it's the shut-in part of her that hates this kind of thing, and she's made an active effort recently to avoid letting that get the mood down. This is a huge moment for Wave, and she couldn't be happier about it. "From now on, Wave can export via caravan. Should Gato turn out to be alive and in hiding, he'll stay that way, as his reign of terror is over. He can hurt us no more, stifle us no more, the people of wave are free!"

She didn't take Tazuna for a man of speeches, but then, he hasn't had a lot of chances to show it off. He's been scared shitless by Gato for so long that even news of his death didn't make it disappear. There was disbelief in everyone, fear that she was lying and that the man was only silent because he was planning his next act of extreme cruelty. Even as shipments of food came in, and the people stopped starving, there was always that thought in the back of their minds that the looming threat could reveal itself any second.

For them, it was Gato, for her, it was Zabuza.

The man who killed her, and then the man who gave her Haku without a fight. He didn't even come to say hello, or threaten her into taking good care of his son or whatever they are to each other. It's so anticlimactic it doesn't feel real, and so while she knows Gato's dead for a fact - she's killed his zombie-zombie-zombie version - she can't blame them for their doubts and uneasy feeling of dissatisfaction.

It'd have been much better if she could have hung the man in town square, or let the children beat him with the inflatables like a pinata… Actually scratch that, that would have been horrifying.

"I now name it, the great Sakura bridge!" Tazuna shouts, and she hears a hundred shouts right after.

"I'm sorry, what?" She spins around on her heel, the news finally clicking after several seconds of brain fizzle. She's not used to that kind of spectacle, or the eyes that land on her as if she should have expected this.

"Is this because I announced Gato's death? Because I really feel like that was a team effort."



Her footsteps had been rather harsh. While the boys had thought ahead and gotten clean before arriving at the house, Sakura did no such thing. Sakura had gotten right to training the moment she was done introducing Haku to Kakashi, meaning she was still sweaty and drenched when she arrived at the home shortly after nightfall.

She opened the door quite forcefully, finding Tsunami setting a table for Tazuna and the boys, and both civilian gazes landed on her immediately, not even flinching away when the door she pushed open loudly smacked against the doorknob stopper. She tracked dirty footprints along the hard wood, and Sakura's gaze landed squarely on Tazuna with enough frosty focus to freeze the man's breathing in place.

"He's dead," She said, her tools clacking a little as she reached into her pouch to pull out the prize she'd had Haku go get her.

"Please don't do that." Sasuke gulped, seeing exactly where her head was going. He may not have known the exact details, but he'd gotten rather good at detecting when Sakura was about to do something very disturbing without thinking about it.

"Ah." She agreed, nodding to his superior experience, and put the fleshy object back in its wrapping inside her pouch.

"Who's dead?" Tsunami can't help but gulp.

"Gato." Dull red eyes from training with her sword so soon after that chaos reflected a sureness and blood lust that made the young woman twitch on the spot. "We killed him."

"Uh… Is that, um, him?" Tsunami asked, pointing at the young girl who shambled into the house, dreadful and weary. It was only then that Sakura looked down at herself and grasped what everyone's lack of celebration was about. Before this moment it didn't make any sense that despite her joyous news, everyone looked like they wanted to vomit.

She had person on her.
She was not sure if she borrowed a red outfit from Tsunami this morning, but she was sure it was red now, not a single spot of it wasn't painted by her glorious combat. Her footsteps tracked blood into the house, ruining someone's cleaning job with splattery madness that seeped into the wood further with every moment, permanently staining it with the death of their enemies.

Her hair was wet and weighed down, not with sweat like she thought, but enough matter she was pretty sure something physical remained tangled in her knots and she was too afraid to check.

"Yes." She asserted, realizing she had no recourse but to accept it as she stared out at the civilians and her judging team. "This is probably gato, I imagine this came from when I climbed on him and started stabbing."

"That was um, like six hours ago." Naruto pointed out with several twitches and green cheeks.

"Shut up about me, Gato's dead." She growled. "He's gone, the village can get food, the bridge is uncontested, celebrate!"

"Y-yeah, that's, I'll get the good tea!" She watched Tsunami run away, presumably to get the good tea.

"We should get Inari, he'll want to know," Sakura said, "we brought presents for him too."

"Shower first." Kakashi scolded. "Do not approach a little boy like that."

"Understood!" Sheepishly, Sakura couldn't help but agree that approaching Inari like this would be a terrifying thing to do. Even if she was pretty sure he'd appreciate the news of the bastard's demise a lot more than he was disturbed by the proof. Maybe she's not a master of child psychology.



"It's now or never." Kakashi asserts, standing over them at their training ground and tapping his foot pointedly on a hollowed out rock she made just the other day with yet another experiment. She's been using it as a water bowl to play with and wash up with, after that very weird event with Haku, she's gone out of her way to avoid a repeat and has been proud to show up squeaky clean lest he draw her another bath. The extra water control training doesn't hurt. "We leave in a few days, either you complete the fifth dungeon clear or you don't."

"I could always come back on vacation when I'm a chunin." Sakura points out, "I doubt it's truly now or never."

Dungeon Expiry time: 3 Days, 2 hours, 32 minutes, 27 seconds

"Nevermind…" Sakura sighs at that, "alright boys, we rest up tonight and attack tomorrow, since we need to be fully rested and prepared for the trek home in case of ambush or if Haku tries anything funny."

"You said you're sure he won't." Naruto points out.

"I'm sure, but Kakashi's not." Sakura pointedly points towards their sensei. "If we're not prepared he's gonna punish us."

"I will punish you." Kakashi explains, and despite repeating what Sakura just said, it couldn't be more menacing coming from him. Even with the mask on, they can tell he's grinning and happy about the prospect of a chance to enact some fearsome sadism on them.

"You hear that, he'll punish us." Sakura says.

"I feel like he might punish us." Sasuke says.

"I'm getting the feeling he might punish us." Naruto nods sagely, earning a pat from Sakura and a rub of his hair with her fingers. Watching him accept her soothing touch is always therapeutic for her. It seems every other day she's disturbing him in some way, some part of her lacking humanity in a way she doesn't grasp and probably never fully will. It's not intentional, she didn't ask to be desensitized by the academy in a way no one else seemed to be. They showed them horror, they showed them bloodshed, the academy made it clear every single day of their lives would be bathed in violence if they took this route and sought advancement instead of a cozy life guarding the wall or something.

She wouldn't say she took to it, she just internalized it in a way that she assumed everyone had. Gaming made it easier, she could use tactics she learned in the academy to get a one up or end a virtual life and while she wouldn't say that gaming makes taking a real life any easier, she would say that the combination of intentional desensitizing from her superiors and teachers and having a practical application of that knowledge made it all the more effective.

Naruto trusting her makes her feel a little more like a person, like she's not that different.
She'll need to hunt Iruka down and ask what the fuck when she gets home. Surely most students took to it like she did, and Naruto and Sasuke are different…

Surely.
 
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Back into Gato Tower: The Final Push
It's chapter 20 and we are almost at the end of this arc. This was a pretty serious chapter, I put a lot of effort into making 19 more fluff so that this one wasn't too close but, strings call.

You have one more chapter, then Kakashi's Recap, then the Omake during the week of silence, then Arc 3: Coming Home starts

Patreon is on CH 27 today, where Sakura talks to Iruka.
I do wanna be clear since it's come up a couple times now from different people, I am not looking at you when I reference Patreon. If you're here, you're liking, you're commenting, your name is in that little box down below saying you're reading sometimes. You're valued. I don't mention Patreon to guilt you, you don't owe me anything, that's not how that works. Patreon is a repository for chapters before they get to the public eye, if you want to see those, gimme $5. If you don't, don't sweat it. It just doesn't work that way, and any guilt you feel is not intended.

Enjoy the chapter everyone!

The wind blows kindly on her bubblegum hair, her two teammates standing directly behind make her feel like she's being escorted by an elite party and she's the hero approaching the end of a journey. To say she's been anxious about what lies in front of them would be accurate, but not the whole story. Nervous energy flows through her, setting her nerves alight and casting doubts on her accomplishments, but the anticipation inside of her is molten and sparking deep.

They've been in Wave for a little over a month, and in that time she's come a long way.
Dungeon: Gato Tower Final Arrangement, Level 22
Party Level: Level 22
There will be no escaping

The new claim is ominous, but she knows she has to do this. "We managed to get high enough level." She says, looking back at her team with joy in her eyes and a bright smile on her lips. "I'm not the only one who's gotten stronger, this time."

"Nope." Sasuke agrees, a smirk assuring her he's never been more ready.

"I would kick earlier me's butt." Naruto proclaims without a second thought. "We're so ready."
His confidence is infectious, he's their rogue, their bard, their crowd control, and in some ways he's their tank. Sometimes Sakura wonders why she's even here, but then the answer reveals itself in the little moments of vulnerability he shows.

She's here because he needs her to be. The first time they cleared this dungeon, Naruto revealed to them that his chakra is truly endless, but chakra is just one resource they need to persevere. "That's good because we need you to help clear the chafe so we're at full strength for the boss."

"You know it!" His fist pump is accentuated by the summoning of about thirty blonds that quickly rush into the dungeon before them.

"Let's do it." Sakura reaches out towards the illusion that is the entrance, and steps forward.



The scent of copper hits them before they take the first steps, the eerie red mist blocks their vision and the sound of bats scraping along instead of spiders catches them by surprise.

The layout appears to have changed too, which means they have at least two clones ahead of them at all times and their weapons are never not drawn as they go deeper. Her crossbow is hooked into a leather pouch tied around her shoulder, and her hands hold her sword in front of her like it's a sole lifeline. Traveling one step at a time only makes the nerves all the more frantic, and even the Naruto honor guard doesn't help her as they go deeper into their potential grave. She might come back if she dies, will they?

Ching

An arrow falls to the floor after an automatic deflection, not even having to see the attack is bullshit, but not as bullshit as the horde that falls on the enemies as soon as they reveal themselves. An orange tide surges, greater and more ferocious than the spiders they've led into the first area's traps time and time again. That it was bats this time didn't matter, Naruto just hucked cloned shuriken into the horde and it was dealt with like it never existed to begin with.

She doesn't even get to see the beasts they slay, the howls and roars from the thick mist chill her blood about as much as the curdling cries the monsters make as they're put down. They've avoided this kind of methodology the last few times through here, the combat experience was too valuable to lose out on, but this is no longer a training mission. It's a challenge they have to overcome, and there is no escape. The final key lies beyond a large door somewhere through this mist, and that key will open a safe thats contents will supposedly save Wave country.

She's not so sure, if her power wanted her to save this country it could have handed her the answer, there's no reason to go through all this nonsense. It sets her on edge, and not being able to see more than a few feet in front of her isn't helping with that.

"Hey." A hand lands on her shoulder, and she turns to see the original Naruto standing behind her with a big confident grin. "It's okay."

"I'm fine." She lies through her teeth as easily as breathing, sighing as a little pressure falls off her chest at his support, only for a loud screech in the mist to make her jump and bring it all back.

"You're shaking." He points out, and it's all she can do to look down and see her sword seeming to shiver in her grasp.

"Yeah." She admits. "Thank you, Naruto, I'll be fine."

"No." He doesn't normally put his foot down with her, but Sasuke's grimace behind him tells her all she needs to know. "We should stop."

They all need a moment, she's just an excuse, she can be their excuse. "Let's take a break." She agrees.



The mist only gets stronger as they approach the boss door, and she's not so happy to open the double door with Naruto and see exactly what lies beyond for them to face.

Barely visible above them, he hangs like a bat from the ceiling and glares down at them with gleaming red-orange eyes that match with the mist horrifically well. Sharp teeth glint, and a pale complexion unlike any she's ever seen stands out like a beacon of moonlight above the aura of doom surrounding them.

[Vampire Gato; Chunin Solo Elite]
At least it didn't say Jounin, they should be able to handle one elite chunin, right?

"Hey guys, that's uh…" Naruto begins.

"Not a brute corpse." She finishes for him. Every run since the first has been easy because Gato's been a mindless brute who attacked them immediately and was easily dispatched with overwhelming force. He wouldn't dodge, he'd walk towards them, then crawl towards them after they chopped off his legs. They'd burn him, crush his skull, eviscerate him, and shred him with techniques they wanted to test. They turned him into ribbons, and never felt even a little bad about it, afterall he was a mindless zombie.

This wouldn't be like that. This'd be like the first time but so much worse, because, well, as the man drops to the floor and his billowing red cloak disappears into the mist, they can't help but notice the lack of something that's been here every other attempt.

Minions.

"He's starting in stage two." Sakura says. "Naruto's not on crowd control this time."

"Then what am I doing?" Naruto asks, as Sasuke's eyes blur into red life and Sakura's mimic him with a trickle of power overtaking her from her hand on her sword.

His eyes do something, hers just hold back the fear bubbling up from her core and telling her that she's not enough, she'll never be enough, and this creature's here to prove it to her. "You're working interception. We're going to use substitution to replace ourselves with your clones until either we mess up and die, or he does."

"I don't like that plan." Naruto says.

"Neither do I." With a flicker of potent energy behind and soon to be in front of her eyes, Sakura runs into the mist, ignoring the cloud of smoke Naruto summons behind her in favor of trying to see a beast before it sees them.

"I can see a little with my sharingan active." Sasuke announces to her, they'd avoided testing it so far to save his stamina and she's now very glad they did because that might be a saving grace they so desperately need.

"I'm still blind." She calls back in jest, the attempt does nothing to loosen the knots growing in her stomach. "I'll follow your lead." She darts towards where she heard his voice, accounting for momentum a little bit and meeting up with him quickly. For the first time in a while she wishes she had something other than Tsunami's clothes. They've cleared this dungeon - except the boss - five times now, where's the good armor drops? She'd take anything better than heavy armor and crude.

When Sasuke swings to the side, she follows up with her own slash, finding her sword goes through nothing. "Illusions." Sasuke growls, making her scowl with him. What good is vision if he can still pull stuff like that.

"I thought the sharingan can see through illusions?" She asks, feeling something behind her and slashing automatically, tearing apart something that explodes into a dark mist that floods the red around them with an even harder to see through mirage.

"I haven't exactly gotten a lot of practice with that." He points out, "these are the first illusions I've seen since it awakened." She feels like an idiot for that, she has clones, why didn't she think to test that at any point?

Naruto's clones aren't really illusions, so they wouldn't work, she just took their clan power for granted and assumed it was omnipotent. By the little of Sasuke's shame she can see, he did too.

"Sakura!" She hears Sasuke shout, and she makes the hand sign she needs just as something flashes from out of sight and goes for her throat. A clone takes her place, and she whimpers internally at the quick scream and poof of smoke.

"Sorry, Naruto," she mutters a quiet apology under her breath for abusing Naruto in that way. He remembers that death, and it hurts her to hurt him. Without him she'd be dead though, and that'd hurt him so much more.

If she knew that it was either that or bringing Haku, she would have brought Haku, but they're here now, and surviving to apologize to him is more important. She has a moment to feel bad about how quickly she'd made that their defacto plan and wonder if there was something better they could have planned out in advance if she'd cared enough to do so, before something shiny flashes out at her, and she doesn't react automatically, telling her that it's too fast for her trait. She blocks with all she has, holding sturdy as it sends her sliding back across the floor. Sparks fly as some kind of long metal pole slides along her sword. She uses all her strength to pivot and send it to the side, and it arches past, slamming into the floor beside her and making it explode into glittering shards.

"Wait." Her eyes catch a glimmer of something amazing in a shard that flies into the air. It takes her all of a second to realize that she can see the wall behind it. Through the split second of glimmery magic, she's more sure of it than anything. The floor shards can be used to see through the madness. It's like there's no mist at all, and it puts a huge grin on her face.
"Sasuke, pass me your goggles! Naruto, cover me!" It's probably not what he wanted to hear in the middle of a fight so intense she can hear kunai clanging and explosions rocking the room from all around, but her skill lets her catch both a shard and his goggles at the same time. "This is gonna suck," Is all she says before she places it into the goggles, and straps them on.
She doesn't get even a full second before fragments begin to cut into her face, scraping off just from putting them on.

That's okay though, even if she loses her eyes, she'll get them back tomorrow. What's important right now, is that she can see. She uses a hand sign to replace with another Naruto just as the thing comes flying back at her. This time she can see it's a spear flying through the air on its own, steel and shiny in its own way and impossibly sharp.

She can see the bastard with silver hair and glowing red eyes. She can see his fierce fangs and the way he dashes around the room slaughtering Naruto clones and batting Sasuke around. She can even see the Naruto she just replaced with perish, and she can see her own morbidly guilty face reflected in the spear as it comes back for her. She's stood still for too long, and the monster launches itself at her like she's a sitting duck.

She puts her sword away, knowing that her role in this fight has changed tremendously quite suddenly, and begins hand signs. His claws take the place of where her face just was, a sidestep narrowly avoiding a beheading that's accompanied by the steel spear flying from the mist and trying to stab right through her stomach.

It has a mind of its own, and that means dodging it at the same time as a super speedy bastard requires her to call upon the lightning jutsu Kakashi taught her and canceling her hand seals.
She's gotten the lightning to the point where she doesn't have misfires nearly as often, and that's good enough for her since it's either that or abuse Naruto more for her own incompetence.

Bending over backwards to dodge a kick in her direction serves for more fragments from the shard to glide into her eyes and only the willpower of a ninja and her own lack of survival instincts stop her from breaking down crying on the spot.

Naruto clones get in the way a second later, allowing her to make some distance, but only enough to make a few hand signs before the spear flies toward her face again.

Her final hand seal is made, and she's ready. "Mud Shot!" She shouts, before spitting out one of her newest creations directly at the spear.

She wasn't joking when she said she was going to create pokemon moves, and choosing to shoot a heavy muddy load at it instead of dodging is a risk she's willing to take. The blade gets covered instantly, and while it still smacks against her, the fact that she's not dead tells her she did a good job. The spear hits her in the face with kinetic force only, meaning the mud has already hardened over the blade and made it largely inert, but not completely as she finds out when reality catches up with her.
She's sent backwards to the soundtrack of her nose shattering into a million parts, and her vision blacking out. She has just enough control to start a flip instead of smashing down, but that only serves to make things worse as the pain causes her to lose control of the lightning coursing through her and her spasmodic body shrieking in despair ragdolls mid-air. She slams into the floor face first, shattering so much of it that each roll along the ground fills her with so many shards she begins to feel like a pincushion. Her vision is blocked by red mist again, too much fragmentation of her shard has rendered it useless, and she has an answer for that.

She pulls the goggles off, shaking them off to the side to remove most of the broken tool, before reaching down with her free hand and tearing a shard right out of her chest. "That's big enough," she grunts approvingly, before slotting it right into the goggles. Her left eye is dull, and a single blink reveals it's not giving her vision at all. A hand landing over it reveals something is sticking out of it, and that's information enough for her.

She leaves it in for now, she learned last time that removing the sword didn't stop the bleeding, and she can't be out of the fight that soon.

She puts the goggles back on, pushing her hands into the shrapnel of the floor to push herself upright. Shambling for a second to accommodate the new injuries and figure out her footing, she can't help but feel like she's in an out of body experience. Muted, without focus, she takes a moment she doesn't have to center herself, only to fail and find she's still here without most of her senses.

With a deep breath and a sign, her lone eye locks onto the struggling form of the spear on the floor. It's having a hard time lifting itself under the vampire's powers alone, but it's slowly chipping mud off and that means she can't leave it alone. Each step towards it is another conquest to make against her rebelling body. Even when she makes it to the spear and slams her foot into it to keep it down, she finds her hands fighting her on making the needed hand seals. "Guh… Mud shot." She grumbles, spewing a powerful torrent from her lips that'd surely taste terrible if she could still taste anything at all.

Watching it harden out of one hazy eye makes her smile through the pain. It slumps completely, rendered useless and unable to move any longer, and she considers that winning a good portion of the fight. Gato surely has more tricks up his sleeve, but they don't matter, he's not a Jonin, so that had to have been a good portion of his power.

She can see Naruto fighting with a horde that keeps the man back while Sasuke catches his breath. She's in a lot of pain, a lot, a truly ridiculous amount of agony wafts through her in a way that'd make her regret this entire journey if it was happening to anyone else.

To her, all she knows is that she can use substitution like this if she's hurt even a little bit more. She shakes her head a little, feeling as the shard cuts deeper-

-And she's no longer near the spear, taking the place of a Naruto clone with all the grit and strength she can manage. "Grr-" her hand lands on her sword, drawing it and flashing it out to knock Gato's sharp claws aside in the same movement. "Fuck, you!" Before he can react to the change, she's slashed down with everything she has. A potent rage overtakes her hands as the life force her weapon needs to power seeps from them forcefully. Evidence of her success pours out from him, covering her sword in the power it needs for a second swing, and the onslaught begins just as his severed arm hits the floor with a wet thump.

She doesn't feel, she attacks. She bleeds into one movement after another, using crimson life as a source of destruction just like the being in front of her. Of all her battles, she's yet to use someone else's life to fuel the sword in anything but an accident. Something in her didn't let her do that intentionally, for some reason it felt like a line she couldn't cross.

Using a vampire's blood feels too poetic to deny the sword's craving, and she gives in. He tries to jump away and Naruto clones grab his legs, and shoulders, they hold him still while she slashes him again and again and again. With each attack she severs them and splits him, only he regenerates, and new Narutos have to grab hold of him all over again.

If replacing with Naruto clones to take hits for her felt like a betrayal of her promise to never hurt him again, cutting him in half over and over again breaks her heart a hundred times over.
That the boy willingly lets her do it just to hold their opponent still for a few seconds would make her weep if her eyes were not already leaking bloody tears. It stings so much it feels like the despair will never end.

She's not sure when it's over, she's pretty sure no one else does too.
All she knows is that her sword is so bright and so potent, that one final slash at the no longer resisting figure sends a shrieking blast across the floor that carves a tunnel all the way to the wall, and its force sweeps the mist aside like it was never there.

"Got him." She groans, falling to her knees and dropping her sword. "Is the mist gone? I can't see."

"Sakura, you're bleeding." Naruto says.

"Yep," She agrees, "That was a given."

"No, I mean you're covered in blood." Naruto says, a potent fear in his voice that she can barely pay attention to.

"That happens when you turn someone into porridge." She says.

"No I mean, the goggles-" She feels someone's hand land on them, and pull them away, and the sound of a waterfall hits her ears. She still can't see, and before she has a grip on herself, she's fallen to the floor for a rest that'll fix everything. She just has to hold on for six hours, she can do that, right?





"Can't she do anything without crippling herself?" Sasuke grunts, it's his broody voice filled with dread and exasperation in equal parts that let her know she's alive.

"I still can't see." She says as someone's hand lands on her shoulder, shaking her awake.

"It's only been a few hours," Naruto answers her immediately. "You're still blind."

"Ah." She knows she should care, but she doesn't. Instead, she pushes herself up, stretching and not liking how her shoulder feels at this exact moment. They went ahead and removed the shards from her body, she can feel that, she can also feel the wrapping someone did to help hold in her insides so that they, well, remained insides.

"You tore it with how hard you were swinging." Naruto explains, presumably at her grimace, she's not sure though as she can't see.

"Ah." She nods, regretting it immediately from the flash of pain her eyes remind her of. "Did we open the safe yet?" She asks.

"Yes." That's Sasuke.

"What was in it?" She asks.

"Nothing." Sasuke says.

"We assumed it was something your power took immediately, and ever since we opened it monsters have been spawning and trying to break in." Naruto continues from where Sasuke thought it was adequate to stop talking. "I've been holding them off but I'm starting to get tired, they're really strong and keep killing a few clones a piece."

"You said it's been hours?" She asks, "how in the actual- Naruto that goes beyond ridiculous stamina, there's something wrong with you."

"I know," Naruto says, and she can tell from his tone that she hurt him.

"I didn't mean it like that…"

"I know." That doesn't matter, she broke her promise again, she just hit him again.
She'll find out how and why later. What's that, fifty times in one day? A hundred?
A thousand? She'll need to atone for this, and next time she'll make sure they have a better plan. By the time they realized they needed one, it was already too late and the boss had activated. It was do or die, and she'll tell herself that as long as she needs to.

"We need to go." Sasuke is always curt and to the point, she's happy for the moment of normalcy.
 
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