Ah. Yeah no I'm not voting for learning Greek while we've got Theo with us, we should focus more on studying the army we're going to get tossed at.
Brushing up on our Greek (as an educated Roman, we can safely assume Atellus knows how to speak
rusty Greek, in much the same sense that we can safely assume he knows how to read and write) will be advantageous in our interactions with Greek mercenaries, in any attempt to engage in politics that influences the locals, and in any attempt to interact with the locals that has them NOT see us as a foul barbarian interloper.
Just having a slave who speaks Greek and is very charismatic doesn't make up for lacking this. Theo can't give inspiring speaches to the people of a city for us; that's
our job, and no matter how absurd his charisma is, the job isn't transferable. Having a well-spoken Greek to translate complex ideas for us won't win as much respect as grasping them ourselves.
Theo can help us in these areas- but he can't just take our place. There are a lot of skills we can't outsource and be effective, and in the eastern Mediterranean, "speak Greek" is one of them.
Did we ever get confirmation that only the optimates knew? And are we sure that none of those optimates jumped party lines after the all riots started? A fair amount of people know of the conspiracy. Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead, etc, etc. All I really remember is that Scaevola took care of it, then Pompey sent us a message that he knew it was us by murdering a slave and dumping the body in the river.
Yes, and the fact that it
stayed "over" after that is your best proof that the Marians never found out. If they found out that some group of young noblemen had plotted a coup against them, those noblemen would be
DEAD. The fact that the coup never happened would be no defense; heads would literally roll.
I don't think this analogy really works. World War One didn't start off because of Franz Ferdinand getting assassinated in particular, it started because everyone wanted to go to war and they suddenly had an excuse. There are also no equivalents to Russia defending Serbia. We could say the Marians are the Austro-Hungarian Empire, but AH didn't explode after Franz died, they went to war with countries that don't have an equivalent in ancient Rome. Unless you want to say the Catilinarians are Serbia, but you already said they're the assassins. The Sullans are in hiding. I also don't think Mithradates or Sulla count as Serbia or any other nation, because those wars are already happening. We're also personally involved in those wars, so we have opportunities to influence them. Also, we're not in Vienna in this analogy. We're in the same city as the Black Hand, or our friends/family are anyway, which means they can strike at us. And if they can kill Ferdinand, they can kill anyone else.
I think you're being a bit over-literal here.
The point I'm trying to make is that there's a high likelihood of the Catilinarians being involved in any major political
upsets in Rome. The Marian dominated status quo will tend to act in fairly predictable (if potentially horrifying) ways. It's the Sullan-aligned
optimates, currently the underdogs, that bear watching, and the Catilinarians are likely to show up as middle or low-level participants in anything along those lines, just as they did in real life, and just as Pompey's conspiracy involved younger, more reckless
optimates trying something the more prominent and senior Sullans would never dare.
Yeah my opinion is that any chance of saving the Republic died with the gracchi brothers.
Ultimately, what killed Rome (and the Gracchi brothers) was the fact that so much of the wealth generated by its conquests fell into the hands of the senatorial class that it placed them effectively above the law. Even when no charismatic general happened to be marching on Rome in that specific year, there was always an ongoing basis for discontent. And the senators themselves would never actually resolve that unless forced to, so the system could never be stable.
[The
publicani were Super Not Helping, of course]
Of course, we cannot forget the crippling flaw at the heart of this country, the ruined foundation that inevitably sends every edifice constructed above it into the swamp.
The name shortage.
I mean, this is actually legit a problem, hilariously.
See, one of the reasons ancient societies resorted to tax farming was because "give a guy license to loot the province in exchange for a big sack of gold that he will gather by looting the province" is
SIMPLE. More rational systems of taxation that don't result in economic chaos and self-pillaging require innovations like property records and (importantly) a census. You can't collect head taxes if you don't know how many people are in the village; you can't collect property taxes if you can't settle who owns what.
Which means...
...
Tax Collector: "Wait, so, um... forty percent of all men in this town just go by 'Quintus,' thirty percent by 'Marcus,' and twenty percent by 'Gaius.' Aaaand fifty percent of all land in the town is owned by Marcuses and forty percent by Gaiuses. And even though you all HAVE family names that does precisely DICK-ALL to resolve my confusion."
[TWITCH]
"THAT'S IT, PLUNDERING YOU ALL!"
...
Seriously, one major, often unheralded, social change that had to happen in many societies as they made the transition to 'Western bureaucracy,' either in late medieval and early modern times or as part of European colonialism, was the establishment of
highly unique names for each inhabitant of a community, to make it easier to tell people apart in public records.