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We will find a use for man nipples later. FOR SCIENCE!
Rebuild of Apocrypha (Yet Another Another Fate/etc. Quest)
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Wade Garrett
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Pecs. Isaac shoots the high pressure jets of Mercury from his pecs. It sounds much more manly and dignified.
"Now let me get this straight, my disciple." Bazett said, her hands curling into fists. "You decided that you needed to kill Aaron, Lord El Melloi, my Servant, and Sisigou to 'protect my chastity". Is that right?"
Isaac gulped, and opened his mouth to explain that really, worded like that it sounded a lot worse than it was, this was all a big misunderstanding...and then he noticed Achilles, his face pressed against the window as he watched his Master's meeting with his Master.
You're doing great! The Greek hero mouthed into the glass. Now, imitate my movements as best you can! The Servant's hands begin to slide over the glass, as if he were sensuously caressing an unseen female form in some very inappropriate places, and so what emerged from Isaac's throat was not an articulate defense of his motivations, but:
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."
"Disciple."
"Yes, Master!"
"This street covers fifteen miles through the city before looping back around to the hotel. I expect you to run the length of it. In laps"
"Yes, Master! For how long?"
"Until I say you can stop."
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Or is there?
notmi
Super Koala God Super Koala
There's none, unless you go back and add it in after this post.
Wade Garrett
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Wade Garrett
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Ahem.
Hmmmm.....
Isaac: Red Rider
Moira: Red Archer
Freelancer Art Girl: Red Caster
Kairi: Red Saber
Tikki: ????
Shirou Kotomime: ????
Bazett: ?????
The missing classes are Lancer, Berserker, and Assassin.
Berserker was mentioned in the "Surprise! Shakespeare roofies!" Update, so assuming TehChron really meant "Canon is the surprise" that must be Kotomine's Servant. (I assume Kotomine and Shakespeare have already formed their "Let's do it for the drama!" pact, if they've met what's her name must have met Kotomine's Servant).
That leaves Lancer and Assassin for Tikki and Bazett. Cuchulain qualifies for both classes. And he has enough Divinity to break Amarath, and Achilles isn't lucky enough to no sell Gae Bolg if he turns up as Lancer.
Damn, this just got complicated.
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GilliamYaeger
M'crazy.
Look, bud. You're looking at this the wrong way.Ahem.
Hmmmm.....
Isaac: Red Rider
Moira: Red Archer
Freelancer Art Girl: Red Caster
Kairi: Red Saber
Tikki: ????
Shirou Kotomime: ????
Bazett: ?????
The missing classes are Lancer, Berserker, and Assassin.
Berserker was mentioned in the "Surprise! Shakespeare roofies!" Update, so assuming really meant TehChron meant "Canon is the surprise" that must be Kotomine's Servant. (I assume Kotomine and Shakespeare have already formed their "Let's do it for the drama!" pact, if they've met what's her name must have met Kotomine's Servant).
That leaves Lancer and Assassin for Tikki and Bazett. Cuchulain qualifies for both classes. And he has enough Divinity to break Amarath, and Achilles isn't lucky enough to no sell Gae Bolg if he turns up as Lancer.
Damn, this just got complicated.
We shouldn't be worried about Lancer being able to kill Rider.
We should be worried about the two of them. Together. In close proximity to each other.
This is going to be a disaster. The two unluckiest Servants in the same town - nay, the same continent...!
The Out Of World
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To make matters even worse, you have Mr. "Murdermachine Can't Keep It In His Pants" and Mr."A Dead Person Is Fine, Too"
IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS EACH OTHER
THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE WILL BE UNSPEAKABLE
Ridiculously Average Guy
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Nah, I've figured it out. We just do it through our tear ducts rather tha the eye itself. it's like skirting milk out of your eye.
Oh dammit.
Alright, we're going to have to replace those earrings with ones made of our Mercury Blood.
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Lichte's Brain
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We need to wait until Bazett is performing the summoning ritual, then fire mercury from our nipples into the summoning circle from afar
As every Servant of the Black and Red faction collectively shudder for reasons unbeknownst to them
Ridiculously Average Guy
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Eyes, we can shoot from our eyes.
And lose 'em
The tear duct idea has promise, though
Ridiculously Average Guy
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You know what I meant.
Seriously though, the ducts are already built for it, we just need some reinforcement.
Best part? Crying releases toxins in the body, so every attack slightly improves our general health!
Wade Garrett
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We don't know Bazett is going to turn up with Lancer Cu. It could just as easily be Assassin Cu, he should qualify (since Hercules does).
It depends on which one TehChron thinks will make our lives more miserable: Tikki with Karna, or Tikki with Semiramis.
It depends on which one TehChron thinks will make our lives more miserable: Tikki with Karna, or Tikki with Semiramis.
Oh you only wish you got off that easy
GilliamYaeger
M'crazy.
...Tiki with Gilgamesh?
Hadiz
The Final Solution. To Others.
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... No it can't be.
Tiki with Heroic Spirit Andrew Jackson.
To think we forgot about him.
Ridiculously Average Guy
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Nah, Tikki is the one who got Vlad.
In Romania.
In Romania.
ArcticMan94
Esarus thar no'Darador
Even worse.
Cu isn't summoned as Lancer or Assassin, but as Servant Husbando.
Cu isn't summoned as Lancer or Assassin, but as Servant Husbando.
Wade Garrett
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Oh my.
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So...slightly above average?
Unless the roll was for Moira slipping Runes into Isaac's clothing or somesuch for nefarious purposes.
Edit:
So...slightly above average?
Unless the roll was for Moira slipping Runes into Isaac's clothing or somesuch for nefarious purposes.
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